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Cost of a wedding: the knot's annual survey reveals brides spent more in 2012 | false |
I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my hiv-test. | true |
I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies clean | true |
What does the president of russia call his toilet? vladimir's poo tin | true |
Recession pushes municipalities to the brink in what is 'truly a new era' | false |
Teacher: when do astronauts eat? pupil: at launch time! | true |
Why do rednecks love fall? because it's the only time of year they can pump kin. | true |
Miley cyrus tattoo provides window into her love life, possible split (photo) | false |
Why do black people from west africa never go on cruises? they're not falling for that again. | true |
5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered | false |
Ever heard of black jesus? i hear he's pretty hung. | true |
Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... and now we wait. | true |
These are the states with april voter registration deadlines for the 2018 primaries | false |
Cnn host tells holocaust-denying congress candidate: 'you'll go down in flames' | false |
The shard, western europe's new tallest building, opens to the public (photos) | false |
You know, that poisson distribution is really strange. it's just not normal. | true |
German authorities detain tunisian man for possible link to berlin attack | false |
Mariah carey's 'heartbreaker' nemesis got the best of her in a new instagram pic | false |
Video of miko grimes’ arrest outside of miami dolphins’ stadium goes viral | false |
Iman shumpert says he looks just like an 'empire' character, and he's right | false |
If i see you being rude to a waitress, i'll spit in your food myself. | true |
How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? it has a special place in their hearts | true |
How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey kylo ren? just the first order. | true |
I had a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go | true |
Relationships in 2014: ours is a society that could use a hug | false |
What do you call an abortion in prague? a cancelled czech | true |
Angry customer unleashes 13-foot-long python in a los angeles sushi restaurant | false |
I don't mind comic sans. it's honestly a very well rounded font. | true |
Jenner on gop baseball shooting: 'liberals can't even shoot straight' | false |
Report: trevor noah on track to take over as 'daily show' host | false |
Turn unused dinnerware into a unique jewelry tray | false |
Mike huckabee skewered over 'despicable' joke about ruth bader ginsburg | false |
Michael flynn didn't disclose russia payments in security clearance application, lawmakers say | false |
Effects of ptsd on my family and friends | false |
Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working. | true |
Prayers for our children for the new year | false |
At least two killed in stabbing at train station in marseille | false |
Trump would dismantle most of dodd-frank, meet with north korea if president | false |
8 herbs and spices that fight off disease | false |
It's very rude to not refer to the manager at burger king as your majesty. | true |
My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed even though she is 12 | true |
I went to a peanut factory last week. it was nuts! | true |
Gop senate candidate scrubbed scientology ties from wikipedia page | false |
After $1 billion in losses over 33 years, washington times reaches profitability | false |
Creation science has the same intellectual heft as dragon anatomy. | true |
Banning elected moms from breastfeeding is on the wrong side of history | false |
Why was the man allergic to christmas? because it's the reason for the sneason. | true |
My son is a real hand full. i didn't have any tissues handy. | true |
What's the leading cause of violence in america? volkswagen beetles. | true |
The global gag rule impacts hard-fought progress on hiv/aids relief | false |
Let lauren conrad be your guide to last-minute gift ideas | false |
All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown. | true |
Will ferrell & john c. reilly to reteam for new halloween mischief comedy 'devil's night' | false |
Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin | true |
My signature sandwich is called hamnesia. i forget what's in it. | true |
Amazon just released a sneak peek at its black friday deals | false |
Un ambassador nikki haley can't explain trump's hypocrisy on syrian refugees | false |
Craig sager dead at 65 following battle with leukemia | false |
What charlotte rae's cancer plan reveals about medical decisions late in life | false |
My hike across america: heading west from new york (photos) | false |
Please put that pink can of soup down and put your bra back on | false |
Overdue books returned to library, 52 years later | false |
My brother is deaf and watches porn i turned the volume to max in his pc | true |
In what direction do five gay guys walk? one direction | true |
If earth was a rented apartment, ain't noooo waaaaay we're getting our security deposit back. | true |
I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. i guess you could say i tore that pussy up. | true |
Him: you're terrifying me: awww you're just saying that | true |
'top chef' winner stephanie izard's wedding cake features layer of cheez-its (photos) | false |
Why black americans are worried about john boehner’s resignation | false |
What does it take for a police chief to get fired over a controversial shooting? | false |
13 things no one tells you about your freshman year of life | false |
Fishy technology what type of phones do fish use? . . . *shellular*, of course... | true |
15 movie titles that describe your completely awful ex | false |
Endangered seal crashes late night manta ray party | false |
Dramatic hair makeovers in this week's best & worst beauty (photos) | false |
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none- that's hardware. | true |
What is a hitman's favorite mathematical field? *trigger*nometry | true |
Fun with wife a man has fun with his wife....... | true |
What's the most popular occupation in italy? pastatution. | true |
Hillary clinton spotted buying books in peaceful alternate universe | false |
Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal. | true |
My mum didn't know i could make a car out of spaghetti. that was until i drove pasta | true |
Whitney houston's last performance: singer sang 'yes, jesus loves me' night before she passed | false |
Why did mike tyson bring his calculator to church? he was invited to thunday math. | true |
Fears can be reduced during sleep, new research shows | false |
How the designer behind aaron schock's office caught the attention of capitol hill | false |
Senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights | false |
Q: where can you find an ocean without any water? a: on a map! | true |
Damn girl, are you my date for today? because you are 10/10 | true |
I'm excited about turning 30, and here's why | false |
Sean spicer says questioning success of botched yemen raid is offensive to dead soldier | false |
5 decadent desserts you can hold in your hand | false |
If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you. | true |
After postmodernism: michael pearce writes about 'art in the age of emergence' | false |
Woman who pulled over cop says police union boss is bullying her online | false |
This is the biggest challenge bernie sanders' iowa supporters face | false |
Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? she couldn't hold her licker. | true |
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they take things literally. | true |
I lost weight: kiera smalls adopted a plant-based diet and lost 65 pounds | false |
What type of store doesn't move? a stationary store. | true |
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