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Cost of a wedding: the knot's annual survey reveals brides spent more in 2012
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I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my hiv-test.
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I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies clean
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What does the president of russia call his toilet? vladimir's poo tin
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Recession pushes municipalities to the brink in what is 'truly a new era'
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Teacher: when do astronauts eat? pupil: at launch time!
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Why do rednecks love fall? because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
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Miley cyrus tattoo provides window into her love life, possible split (photo)
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Why do black people from west africa never go on cruises? they're not falling for that again.
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5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered
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Ever heard of black jesus? i hear he's pretty hung.
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Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... and now we wait.
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These are the states with april voter registration deadlines for the 2018 primaries
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Cnn host tells holocaust-denying congress candidate: 'you'll go down in flames'
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The shard, western europe's new tallest building, opens to the public (photos)
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You know, that poisson distribution is really strange. it's just not normal.
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German authorities detain tunisian man for possible link to berlin attack
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Mariah carey's 'heartbreaker' nemesis got the best of her in a new instagram pic
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Video of miko grimes’ arrest outside of miami dolphins’ stadium goes viral
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Iman shumpert says he looks just like an 'empire' character, and he's right
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If i see you being rude to a waitress, i'll spit in your food myself.
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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? it has a special place in their hearts
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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey kylo ren? just the first order.
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I had a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go
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Relationships in 2014: ours is a society that could use a hug
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What do you call an abortion in prague? a cancelled czech
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Angry customer unleashes 13-foot-long python in a los angeles sushi restaurant
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I don't mind comic sans. it's honestly a very well rounded font.
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Jenner on gop baseball shooting: 'liberals can't even shoot straight'
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Report: trevor noah on track to take over as 'daily show' host
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Turn unused dinnerware into a unique jewelry tray
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Mike huckabee skewered over 'despicable' joke about ruth bader ginsburg
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Michael flynn didn't disclose russia payments in security clearance application, lawmakers say
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Effects of ptsd on my family and friends
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Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working.
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Prayers for our children for the new year
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At least two killed in stabbing at train station in marseille
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Trump would dismantle most of dodd-frank, meet with north korea if president
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8 herbs and spices that fight off disease
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It's very rude to not refer to the manager at burger king as your majesty.
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My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed even though she is 12
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I went to a peanut factory last week. it was nuts!
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Gop senate candidate scrubbed scientology ties from wikipedia page
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After $1 billion in losses over 33 years, washington times reaches profitability
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Creation science has the same intellectual heft as dragon anatomy.
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Banning elected moms from breastfeeding is on the wrong side of history
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Why was the man allergic to christmas? because it's the reason for the sneason.
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My son is a real hand full. i didn't have any tissues handy.
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What's the leading cause of violence in america? volkswagen beetles.
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The global gag rule impacts hard-fought progress on hiv/aids relief
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Let lauren conrad be your guide to last-minute gift ideas
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All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown.
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Will ferrell & john c. reilly to reteam for new halloween mischief comedy 'devil's night'
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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin
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My signature sandwich is called hamnesia. i forget what's in it.
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Amazon just released a sneak peek at its black friday deals
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Un ambassador nikki haley can't explain trump's hypocrisy on syrian refugees
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Craig sager dead at 65 following battle with leukemia
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What charlotte rae's cancer plan reveals about medical decisions late in life
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My hike across america: heading west from new york (photos)
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Please put that pink can of soup down and put your bra back on
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Overdue books returned to library, 52 years later
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My brother is deaf and watches porn i turned the volume to max in his pc
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In what direction do five gay guys walk? one direction
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If earth was a rented apartment, ain't noooo waaaaay we're getting our security deposit back.
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I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. i guess you could say i tore that pussy up.
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Him: you're terrifying me: awww you're just saying that
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'top chef' winner stephanie izard's wedding cake features layer of cheez-its (photos)
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Why black americans are worried about john boehner’s resignation
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What does it take for a police chief to get fired over a controversial shooting?
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13 things no one tells you about your freshman year of life
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Fishy technology what type of phones do fish use? . . . *shellular*, of course...
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15 movie titles that describe your completely awful ex
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Endangered seal crashes late night manta ray party
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Dramatic hair makeovers in this week's best & worst beauty (photos)
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How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none- that's hardware.
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What is a hitman's favorite mathematical field? *trigger*nometry
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Fun with wife a man has fun with his wife.......
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What's the most popular occupation in italy? pastatution.
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Hillary clinton spotted buying books in peaceful alternate universe
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Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal.
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My mum didn't know i could make a car out of spaghetti. that was until i drove pasta
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Whitney houston's last performance: singer sang 'yes, jesus loves me' night before she passed
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Why did mike tyson bring his calculator to church? he was invited to thunday math.
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Fears can be reduced during sleep, new research shows
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How the designer behind aaron schock's office caught the attention of capitol hill
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Senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights
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Q: where can you find an ocean without any water? a: on a map!
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Damn girl, are you my date for today? because you are 10/10
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I'm excited about turning 30, and here's why
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Sean spicer says questioning success of botched yemen raid is offensive to dead soldier
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5 decadent desserts you can hold in your hand
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If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you.
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After postmodernism: michael pearce writes about 'art in the age of emergence'
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Woman who pulled over cop says police union boss is bullying her online
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This is the biggest challenge bernie sanders' iowa supporters face
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Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? she couldn't hold her licker.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they take things literally.
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I lost weight: kiera smalls adopted a plant-based diet and lost 65 pounds
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What type of store doesn't move? a stationary store.
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