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Furrier Looking For Work | Furrier and leatherworker, 20 years at the table, willing to take on jobs large and small, fixing and creating apparel fine and rugged. Reliable and timely, will pick up the raw stuffs and deliver the finished wares with a smile. — Bram Blackbriar | Common item | Notice board in Downwarren |
Gardar's Death | Gardar, son of Hakon, died during the last raid. His breast was pierced with three arrows but he managed to crush the bowman's head in his hands before he drew his last breath. His body's already buried in a barrowk, but his spirit is feasting with his ancestors. Pour some mead in his memory sometimes. — Duruta | Common item | Notice board in Larvik |
Gardener Wanted | Looking for an experienced gardener to work on transitioning my park's design from the Temerian style to the Nilfgaardian. — Ingrid Vegelbud | Common item | Notice board in Alness |
Gather Grubs Afore They're Gone | Fields near the village're swarming with grubs. Turn over a bit of dirt with a spade and you'll see dozens of them. Once you've scrubbed them in water and rubbed them with herbs, they go down altogether pleasant. Hurry now, before the birds and other wild things eat them up. | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale |
Glory to Eldrid! | The Council of Elders has decreed that, for spotting the pirates who in the dead of night were trying to sneak upon the village, and for chasing them back to their boats with a hot fire iron in her hand, Eldrid the Brave is to be rewarded 10 sheepskins and a barrel of the finest mead. | Common item | Notice board in Kaer TroldeNotice board in Rannvaig |
Go Plough Somewheres Else! | To the couple boffing in my barn every night – ride the crupper somewhere else. I've had enough of the noise, next time I'll chase you out with a whip. — Knutur | Common item | Notice board in Blandare |
Goose Has Stopped Laying | Hark and help, any who can. My goose's stopped laying, though she's not but a year old. The pellar said to smear her rump with rapeseed oil to get her laying again – but when I tried that, she pecked my hand so hard I still wear the bruise to this day. So I'm asking if anyone knows another, safer method. — Lester | Common item | Notice board in MidcopseNotice board in Oreton |
Griffin in the Highlands | Read close if you want to earn good coin and help your fellow men! In the hills north of Crow's Perch, there's some sort of beast lurking about, a griffin , it would seem. If you kill it, bring the trophy to the quartermaster of Crow's Perch and you'll get a fitting reward. And if you don't give a whit about your fellow men and don't have the bollocks to face a griffin, stay far away from that place, or else you'll end up as the beast's dinner. Which I suppose means if you're feeling suicidal, you can go right ahead, waltz up to the monster and end your sorry life. - Quartermaster of Crow's Perch | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Guide Wanted | I've need of a man to guide me and me family cross the Pontar. Five of us in all - me, me wife, three young'uns - but they's calm, not the crying or yelling sort, won't give us away to the soldiers. I'm not rich, but whatever I've got I'll give - in fact I'll take on debt and go in someone's service - anything, long as it gets me out of Velen. Please, someone, hear my plea. — Radost | Common item | Notice board by the Inn at the Crossroads |
Guide Wanted | In my capacity as a scholar at the Imperial Academy, I have spent the better part of the last two decades studying ancient elven culture. My most recent research bears the working title "The Influence of Ancient Elven Architecture on Human Structures." I am aware the Caroberta Woods have been classified as extremely dangerous by the Ducal Guard, but to a true scholar, the quest for knowledge is what matters most, more than even life itself. That is why I seek a local hunter or knight to be my guide and guard. Serious offers only. Respectfully, Johan Neskens | Common item | Notice board in Francollarts |
Gwent Lessons | I am currently taking on pupils for lessons in the playing of gwent. I shall only teach those who display discipline, a logical mindset and the will to learn. Those with special aptitude are particularly welcome. Pupils must acquire and supply their own decks. I am also seeking more experienced players as partners to provide a challenge and a chance for the mutual improvement of our skills. – Ermion , druid | Common item | Notice board in Kaer Trolde harbor |
Gwent: Looking for New Players | The Sharpers, a gwent playing society based at Crow's Perch , is looking for new members - and opponents. Experience preferred, but we will also school newcomers to the game (but not return any coin lost during training matches). For more information see the club's chairman, Phillip Strenger , known as the Bloody Baron. | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Gwent: Play a Round with Stjepan | Beat everyone you've ever played in gwent ? Consider yourself a prime player ready to face the best of the best? Then try your hand agains Stjepan – a man so good it seems the cards play themselves! To learn more, come to the Alchemy Inn in Oxenfurt. — Stjepan, barkeep | Common item | Notice board in Oxenfurt |
Gwent: Vimme Vivaldi Cheats! | To all gwent players! The dwarven banker Vimme Vivaldi is a villian and a cheat! Using typical nonhuman trickery, he conned his way to victory over me, then forthwith demanded I surrender my cards, without the slightest consolation or giving me the chance for a rematch! Anyone tempted to play with him - resist or regret! -A well-wisher. | Common item | Notice board by the Golden Sturgeon |
Hands Off My Plums! | If I catch anybody taking plums from my orchard, I'll cleave him in two with my axe. Don't say I didn't warn you. —Wincelaus | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Handyman At Your Service | Roof leaking? Doors won't shut? Table all wobbly? Whatever gets your goat around the house, for a modest fee I'll fix it up, and regale you with humorous anecdotes while I'm at it. Hubrech Vaar, Handyman | Common item | Notice board near Cunny of the Goose |
Harald Torstensson is Dead | Hark! Yesterday the heart of Harald Torstensson, our father, husband, and above all else a warrior of clan Drummond , stopped beating. Though he was in twenty three raids and fought in seven wars, he died in his own bed. Gods have mercy on him. – Egil and Hilda | Common item | Notice board in Holmstein |
Help Us Send Him Off | To Whomever Has Eyes to Read, T'otherday our Falibor died. We've no means to bury him properly — not a white shirt in the house, nor cloth for a shroud, nor planks for a coffin. If there ought you can spare, help, please. If we don't send him off to the next world proper-like, he'll haunt us all in revenge. —Nassy | Common item | Notice board by the Inn at the CrossroadsNotice board in Mulbrydale |
Help with a Shield | Can somebody paint a golden dragon on my shield? 'Cause when I tried to do it myself, came out looking more like a bucktoothed lizard. — Bursi | Common item | Notice board in Larvik |
Help, Good People! | Is there a drop to drink in this shithole of a camp? I've crossed half the world, or maybe even the whole damned thing, and I've never been in a place this dry. It's enough to drive a man to violence. If anyone's got some hooch hidden away, let him call my name – " Odrin !" – like that – and I'll find him and together we'll have a grand old time. Help an old campaigner, before he turns as parched as a rainbucket in a desert. | Common item | Notice board in the Border Post |
Henke's A Cheat! | Take heed and read carefully what I've got to tell you. The man Henke, known as "Flush," who likes to sit in this inn and invite travelers to join him at his table for games of chance, plays with weighted dice and marked cards, bets shaved coins and in general is a low-down, no-good cheat, scoundrel and son of a bitch. Consider yourselves warned! –A chastened victim | Common item | Notice board near Cunny of the Goose |
Herbs for Sheep Plague | The sheep on our island are dying. I'm sure it's the work of Clan Dimun, gods damn them. If you don't want to lose your flock, you need to buy my special brew of herbs and give it to your sheep - it will keep the plague at bay. – Rodrig the Cold | Common item | Notice board in Holmstein |
High Stakes Gwent Tournament! | Gwent lovers! Count Tybalt invites you to come to the Passiflora , where he shall proudly host a high stakes gwent tournament! On offer will be not only riveting play against superb opponents, but also fabulous prizes for the victors. Only ladies and gentlemen with fortunes vast enough to cover the entry fee are invited to join. We also require all entrants to be in possession of an above-average deck, one fitted with a good measure of neutral-cards . Decks shall be checked before entry is permitted. Hope to see you at the Passiflora! | Common item | Notice board in Hierarch SquareNotice board in Farcorners |
Homemade Cakes | Delicious homemade cakes, just like your gran used to make - only from Aunt Amelia's! Apple crumbles, cheesecakes, plum tarts and many others - all baked from the finest fruits and flour straight from fields within a day's ride of Novigrad. | Common item | Notice board in Farcorners |
Horse Races | If you haven't heard, we race horses around here. Anyone wants to join, come talk to me, I'll fill you in on how it works. But I'll tell you right now, you gotta pay an entry fee to race, so if you're skint, fuck off. — Radko | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
House For Sale | House in good condition. Selling because I'm moving to Kovir permanently. Price subject to negotiation. –Issdreth | Common item | Notice board in Farcorners |
Imperial Edict Number 18/45 | Let it hereby be known that, by order of the His Imperial Majesty's High Command, all able-bodied men of White Orchard must present themselves at the village inn, equipped with a shovel, hoe or pickax of their own provision. The fields near the village are littered with corpses, and given the warm spring we are currently experiencing, the High Command fears the rotting bodies might bring contagion to the village. Let this stand as proof to the residents of White Orchard that their new rulers care for their safety and shall defend them not only from bandits, but also from disease, by introducing measures which have long been standard in the civilized world. Any man refusing to comply with this order will by flogged and put in the stocks. Signed: Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve | Common item | Notice board in White Orchard village |
Important! | Do not fondle the merchandise! Fondled goods must be purchased by the fondler! The City Council of the Free City of Novigrad | Common item | Notice board in Hierarch Square |
In Memoriam | After a long battle against illness, yesterday saw the passing into the next life of C’enfanenh - beloved grandfather, father and husband. Elaine blath, Feainnewedd Dearme aen a'caelme tedd Eigean evelienn deireadh Que'n esse, va en esseath Feainnewedd, elaine blath! | Common item | Notice board in Farcorners |
Keep Away From the Nilfgaardians! | I'll shear the hair off any trollop who fraternizes with the Nilfgaardians, so her baldness will proclaim her shame to all. And I'll carve the face of any peddler who deals with the Black Ones or provides them a service. —a Patriot | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Kindling & Logs for Burning | For modest pay (gladly in grain or greens) I'll carry brush and branches from the woods to burn for fuel and warmth. — Bolby | Common item | Notice board in Downwarren |
Kitchen Hand Wanted | Wanted: woman who knows her way around a kitchen and isn't overly perturbed by coarse catcalls from the regular lowlifes. Generous pay. | Common item | Notice board outside The Seven Cats |
Launching of the Hurtig | Boatmaker Gotliv and his apprentices have launched the 'Hurtig', a longship built on jarl an Craite 's order. Skellige has never seen a boat so fast and maneuverable. Clan an Craite warriors who wish to heft her oars should talk to Eydfinn One-Eye. | Common item | Notice board in Kaer Trolde harbor |
Leather Tanner | Will flesh & tan the hides of deer, wolves and bears. Price negotiable. — Robert | Common item | Notice board in Downwarren |
Leaving the Village | I had to break my oath. I'm leaving the village and the isles. Take what you want from my house, divide my land and sheep between yourselves. Be well. – Loftur, son of Hordur | Common item | Notice board in Blandare |
Lessons in Savoir Vivre | Which knife should be used when eating fish? Is it fitting for a lady to walk without hose in hot weather? Should a white wine glass be held by the stem or by the cup? Anyone aspiring to rub shoulders with Novigrad high society will receive answers to these and other similarly vexing questions for a trifling fee by inquiring with Count Nougatte, a worldly authority in matters off savoir vivre. | Common item | Notice board in Hierarch SquareNotice board in Gildorf |
Let All Read and Know | Yestereve Nordrada popped her clogs. For long years she'd played on our pity, begging for alms and her due as a lone widow without kin. Yet 'twas all lies. We went to ready her body for burial, and lo and behold, behind her stove sat a sack bursting with grain, beans and peas, and next to it a satchel of dried apples and mushrooms. We summoned the ealdorman at once and decided as follows: the food we'll parcel out to everyone in the village, and Nordrada we'll deny a proper burial, tossing her into the swamp with a stone tied to her legs instead, so that she may never know peace after death. Let this be a sign to all who steal for themselves at the cost of others and hide food from the rest of the village while covering it up with lies. Such shall be cursed by gods and man. | Common item | Notice board in Oreton |
Linen Yarn | If you're short of linen yarn, come see me. First spools of the year will be ready in time for Yule. Meanwhile, I'm still looking for a helper lass. She's got to have deft hands and be willing to sit long hours with a spindle. No whiners. —Jaddy | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale |
Looking for "Gingermuffin" | By mistake a letter was delivered to me that was meant for someone else. I have lost the envelope. The missive starts with the words, "My Sweetest Tender Gingermuffin" and is signed by "Your Ever Loving Little Goosey." Gingermuffin, please report to Sergeant Gwenfrewi. | Common item | Notice board in Nilfgaardian 'Center' Camp |
Looking for a Healer | I'm looking for a healer for my father, Edgar Ulmquist, whom you all know well. His left arm healed crooked. I'm looking for one that can set it for him so he can carry a shield again. | Common item | Notice board in Holmstein |
Looking For Farmhands | I'm eager to hire some honest and hard-working men fit for hard work around the farm and who aren't afraid to get dirty. Starting immediately. –Pulker Moss | Common item | Notice board in Alness |
Looking for Work | Will do any job for a bowl of soup or a scrap of bread. I've done a bit of coopering and carpentering and have my own tools. —Bollo | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Looking to Borrow a Plough | Hey, lads, there any among you can lend me a plough? Thing is, mine smacked up against a stone in my field so hard it bent halfways, and may a fiend take me if I know how to fix it or plough my field without it. — Rogget | Common item | Notice board in White Orchard villageNotice board in Yantra |
Looking to Buy a Harpoon | I broke my harpoon on a whaling trip, need a new one. Has to be of the highest quality. Don't you try to cheat me or you'll pay with blood. — Knut | Common item | Notice board in Arinbjorn |
Looking to Buy a Ram's Head | Anyone selling a ram's head? Need one for eel bait. – Floki | Common item | Notice board in Blandare |
Looking to Buy Shaving Equipment | Looking to buy high quality barber kit. Price is no obstacle — Sergeant Mefryn Rhodri | Common item | Notice board in Nilfgaardian 'Center' Camp |
Man Needed | Gods almighty, I can't stand another minute of it. Every lass around has got a man save me! So if you're somewhat young and hand, able to plough a field and don't drink overly much, and most importantly of all, in need of a wife, then come see Helanda and we'll both find what we're looking for. | Common item | Notice board in Oreton |
Mandatory Conscription | Time has come to supplement the castle watch with new recruits. Every family must provide one sound man able to bear arms. Any family with no such man under its roof must pay a waiver in silver or goods. Any clever coward thinking to shirk this duty by cutting off his thumb shall have both hands chopped off as a lesson and mark of shame. | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Manhunt | Lydar of Lofoten, who insulted our jarl, has been caught. During the manhunt young Runar acted with exceptional courage. In reward he shall hold Lydar's hair while the jarl cuts the wretch's throat. — Council of Elders | Common item | Notice board in Holmstein |
Matron Pleaser | I'll satisfy any woman of mature years, no matter your age, race or appearance. Whether it's a toss in the hay or a witty conversation you're hankering, I'll deliver. Ladies interested in my company can leave a note with their address on this notice board. If a strapping young lad named Odrin comes a-knocking, that's me. | Common item | Notice board in Alness |
Mattas Has Regained His Honor | Mattas, who refused to go to sea for his jarl last spring, threw himself on his sword. He thus wiped away his shame and regained his good name. May the gods welcome him in their halls. — The Council of Elders | Common item | Notice board in Arinbjorn |
Mead Maker | I make the best mead in Ard Skellig. Meaning it's the best in the world, too. — Rugger | Common item | Notice board in Arinbjorn |
Message from the Council of Elders | The war between the Nordlings and the Black Ones is getting bloodier. For the sons and daughters of the Isles, this is good news. We shall watch them slaughter each other. The Council has decided that our clan will side with none of them - but the raids should be directed mainly to the south, towards Nilfgaardian shores. – Council of Elders | Common item | Notice board in Holmstein |
Message from the Druids | Sons and daughters of Clan an Craite! Every year the winters grow more severe. The snows melt later, the ice recedes later, crocuses grow later and ewes lamb later. So let this be a warning - start saving food early, dry it and smoke it, lest you not make it through the next frost. –Ermion | Common item | Notice board in Kaer Trolde harbor |
Message To Our Dear Customers | Dear Customers, War's governed by harsh laws. For almost two decades I've imported the finest Nilfgaardian wares to the North and sold them to you at fantastic prices, prices so low, and this I swear, sometimes I made no profit at all. Sadly, renewed conflict between our nations has made the continuation of this trade impossible. I won't be coming this year for the Belleteyn fair - so you shan't have any Angren lace, Nazairi velvet or that world-famous Ebbing lemon I know you all are so fond of. Forgive me, good people - and drink to my health. – Declan Leuvaarden | Common item | Notice board near Cunny of the Goose |
Metty Needs A Wife | Dear Friends! I'm looking for some toothsome lass to wed my son, Metty. He sorely needs a woman's hand to guide him, for otherwise he'll just sit and ponder, his head in the clouds and his arse on the ground, admiring creation and scribbling poetry. Dowry welcome, but not required. —Lucille | Common item | Notice board in Yantra |
Missed Connection: Tall Dark Stranger | To the tall stranger with raven hair and emerald eyes who smiled so charmingly at me while buying flounder at the fishmarket last week - meet me at the Butchers' Yard. Please. I'll be waiting there every morning for the next seven days. – Bewitched | Common item | Notice board in Farcorners |
Missing - Georgie Lessek | Georgie Lessek! If you make it to this camp, be sure to leave a message. I don't know how much longer I'll stay, but perhaps we'll meet. Don't look for your da. He's dead. Make yourself known, son. — Mum | Common item | Notice board outside the Border Post |
Missing Dog | My dog's gone missing. Brown, with these white patches. Goes by "Teddy." It's a terrible loss, because I'd been having him scavenge the battlefield and he'd already put on a bit of fat. Whoever helps me find him gets a share of the meat and tallow . — Motty | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale |
Missing Letter | While in this establishment I misplaced a piece of personal correspondence. It was written on cream-colored parchment and bore my wife's seal. Inside were sublimely formulated expressions of true love, making it a most cherished souvenir. I searched every inch of the Seven Cats, and finally found the letter in question in the latrine, crumbled and covered in unspeakable substances. To the chrul who did this, I swear I shall cast vile curses on him and his kin for all eternity. | Common item | Notice board outside The Seven Cats |
Missing Wife | Good people, take pity and hear my plea. My wife, Hanna, she's missing. A few days ago she went into the woods and hasn't yet returned. I'm near out of my wits with worry and will pay any price to the man who brings her back to me, or at least tells me where to look for her. Niellen , hunter from Blackbough | Common item | Notice board in MulbrydaleNotice board by the Inn at the Crossroads |
Missing: Mikel | My true-born brother, Mikel, is missing. Anyone who finds him or at least finds out what fate has met him will be generously rewarded – and I'll slip a good word to the baron about you as well. You'll find me at the Inn at the Crossroads . – Bruno | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Monster in my Manor! | Good people! My ancestral farmstead, Reardon Estate, is infested with monsters. The manor house and all the surroundings have been occupied, leaving one most dreadfully afraid to even take a peek, let alone live therein. That manor is all that I have left to cherish in this life, so I plead for mercy – whoever can find the charity in their soul to help an old woman in need, come see me, and in return you shall receive my eternal gratitude. –Dolores Reardon | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale / Dolores Reardon |
Mysterious Dreams | Dear neighbors, I've had these awful dreams where I open my mouth and all my teeth come tumbling out at once, then turn into vile, squirming little things that burrow into the ground. What could this portend? Misfortune? Illness? A barren womb? If you know, pray tell and I'll feast you to berries and broth. —Crumhilda | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Need a Beau to Accompany Me to a Friend's Wedding | The matter’s a delicate one, so I ask any potential candidates to maintain discretion. My friend’s found herself a man and they're set to get married soon. Problem is, I’ve no beau of my own to take to her wedding. If any intelligent, amusing, handsome, none too old nor none too young man, owning at least one decent looking frock or robe, is interested in accompanying me to her wedding ceremony and the feast to follow, I’d be most thoroughly obliged. In exchange, I can offer a few hours of good fun and good conversation with a lass that dances with the best of them. Alcohol will also be provided. –A Bashful Anonymous Beseeching an Escort P.S. If you’re counting on taking me straight from the feast to the alcove, be warned I’m a graduate of the Ladies’ Self-Defense Courses put on by the Redanian Army. But make a good impression, and I might agree to let you court me properly. | Common item | Notice board outside the Seven Cats |
Need a Man | Looking to take in a handsome unmarried man to keep me warm at night. He must be fair-haired, well-proportioned, with a thick beard, fresh breath and of considerable lustiness. – Jastrid | Common item | Notice board in Blandare |
Need Men for a Raid | I'm Ardvarg, known as the Head Hunter, and I'm looking for brave warriors for a raid against Nilfgaard. Successful candidates must have raiding experience and a good grasp of close combat. Why raid with me? You will either return with loads of loot, or else skalds will sing of your heroic death. | Common item | Notice board in Svorlag |
Net Mending | The folk of Ard Skellig know me to be a good fisherman. Man has yet to weave a net I cannot mend. So I'll mend yours, too, and for a small fee I'll throw in some bobs and a line guaranteed not to break, not even if a pregnant whale swallows it and dives. You can find me in my house after dusk, after I return from my day's fish. If you don't end up buying, we can still drink mead together. | Common item | Notice board in Kaer Trolde harbor |
New Carving Needed | Lightning struck the carving of the Ladies once stood by the stream. Burnt it to nothing. Someone's gotta whittle a new one afore our Good Guardians grow angry. If you've got the talent, grab a chisel and get to work. —the Ealdorman | Common item | Notice board in Oreton |
The New Order | This Thursday, all peasants living nearby are invited to come listen to Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve speak on the subject of laws soon to be introduced in these lands by writ of Our Most Gracious Sovereign, Emhyr var Emreis . Attendance is not obligatory, but every resident of White Orchard should partake of this opportunity to learn what rights they will enjoy and duties they will have under the new order. Good Folk! You no longer live in a barbarous land, where every man does as he sees fit. You are now part of the great Empire of Nilfgaard . Nilfgaardian law now protects you, yet it also ascribes you new obligations. Imperial forces have brought you the torch of enlightenment – grab hold of it, and your dark age shall soon give way to a bright new era! | Common item | Notice board in White Orchard village |
Nilfgaardian Lessons | Hael Ker'zaer! E'er y gloir. Ard Feain ess na'ar! Don't understand what you just read? No wonder – it's in Nilfgaardian! And soon half the world will be speaking this mysterious tongue ! So you'd best start learning it now – and yours truly can help you with that, for a very modest fee. — Ernest of Vicovaro | Common item | Several different notice boards:
White Orchard village
Alness |
Nithing | I'm asking for help from any who can give it. Someone has cast a cruel and treacherous curse on my line for which I cannot find a remedy. If you've skill in undoing such charms, or even if you have heard of a worthy cunning man or pellar who has such a gift, seek me out in my house near Rannveig and rescue me from this misfortune. I shan't spare the coin in recompense. –Lotar | Common item | Notice board in Rannvaig / Lothar |
A Note From Your Medic | My Dear Brave Soldiers, In recent weeks I have examined a record number of you claiming to be unfit for further service. A large percent of those I examined were assigned to patrols in areas stricken by plague. I prescribed them all an innovative cure of my own devising that consists of twice astringent enemas, self-administered twice daily. Most of the ill miraculously recovered after only one day of this treatment, raising suspicions that the pains they suffered from might have been psychosomatic. That, of course, is highly improbable, given that our codex calls for malingerers to be punishmented very harshly. Just in case, however, I would like to suggest that you brave lads only come see me with truly serious health problems. –Cynddelw Emlyn, Chief Medic, Army Group 'Center' | Common item | Notice board in Nilfgaardian 'Center' Camp |
Notice | Consider yourself informed — every man with a producing milch cow is obliged to bring it to Crow's Perch afore the week's end. After that, we find a cow in any man's yard, we'll give him fifty lashes on the spot (the man, not the cow) and take all other goods of his we can carry. Anyone reporting a man hiding a cow will get a sack of grain as a reward. — Sergeant Ardal | Common item | Notice board in MidcopseNotice board at the Inn at the Crossroads |
Notice about missing soldiers | Announcement: Soldiers in the service of His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis went missing while performing their duties. A reward shall be paid to anyone who assists in finding them. For more information see the quartermaster at the Army Group 'Center' Camp. | Common item | Notice board in Nilfgaardian 'Center' Camp |
Notice Of The Death Of Joachim Schwann | Honorable Townsdwellers! I deeply regret to inform you about the untimely death of Joachim Schwann , a tax-collector who had served our fair city for many years. The ceremonial cremation of his remains will take place at the end of the current month. —The City Council of the Free City of Novigrad P.S. Since Joachim Schwann's family did not wish an address to be made known, please address all condolences to city hall. P.P.S. Please refrain from sending letters of a derogatory nature | Common item | Notice board in GildorfNotice board in Hierarch Square |
Nursery Rhyme | A lonely ear Doth forest hear A hand with marks The Ladies harks | Common item | Notice board in Oreton |
Ointment for Diverse Ailments | Ointment for carbuncles, boils & gout have I – to exchange for salted meat or such. Be warned – 'tis awful rank & noisome to wear, yet I swear, it works wonders. — Lemmiel | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Old Milly's Gone Mad | Old Milly's lost whatever wits he had left. Running around the yard in nothing but his nighties, yelling horrible lewdities and smearing mudpies on anyone who walks close to the fence. Best avoid his place, especially if you've a freshly laundered dress on. | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
Old Warrior Looking to Join a Raid | Young ones, Eighty years I've walked the earth. My arms are weak, my legs trembling. I fear I'll know the shame of dying in my bed. Let me join a raid so I can die with dignity. I can still row when the waves're low. I've got silver and can pay my part of the boat expenses. – Jogvan | Common item | Notice board in Blandare |
Orchard Hands Wanted | Wanted: willing hands for orchard work. Mulching, watering, pruning, that sort of thing. Pay by the hour. –Olbracht P.S. Dwarves and halflings need not apply, for even on a ladder they cannot reach the highest branches, and every other one of them's a drunk who whinges enough for three full sized men. | Common item | Notice board by Cunny of the Goose |
Order from the Jarl | If you spot a Nilfgaardian ship on the horizon, return to the village and tell me – do NOT sail out against them by yourself. What's on the waters around the isles belongs to us all, and we will all plunder it together. — Donar an Hindar | Common item | Notice board in Larvik |
Our Bilberry's Died | My daughter Bilberry, a lovely girl and the apple of our eyes, died this year, the fourth of her short life. We buried her in the graveyard, by the crooked birch. Whoever wants to place a lump of earth or light a candle for her, that's where to go. — Butkins | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Our Bitch Birthed a Litter | We've a new batch of pups. Five of them in all. Small and spindly, but enough to make a stew of. I'll sell them for a few crowns each or exchange for other food. — Marta | Common item | Notice board in Crow's Perch |
Outdoor Relief | The Imperial Garrison hereby announces that every week the village's poor may come by to collect food rations. Rations will only be distributed to supplicants able to document proof of their poverty. Cheats will be punished like any other thieves and to the full extent of the law. | Common item | Notice board in White Orchard village |
Oyvind Fulfilled his Pledge | Oyvind carried out his pledge and strangled a boar with his bare hands. He died from his injuries three days later. Life your horns and glasses in his memory. | Common item | Notice board in Kaer Trolde |
Paint Your World Anew! | Qualified painter accepting commissions for murals as well as paintings on canvas depicting any given theme or subject the patron desires. For portrait commissions, makeup and costumes provided for no extra cost, including the particularly fashionable "Redanian notable" and "respected matron" looks. – Vincent Bernard | Common item | Notice board in Farcorners |
Pantry's Been Robbed | To the thief who's nipping goods outta my pantry soon as I put them there! That sausage you took last week – I prepared it especially for you – from the bloated carcass of a mare I found in the much, rotten eggs and a handful of larvae. I then spat in it for seasoning and added some other highly personal ingredients. I hope you ate your fill, you scurvy rogue! —Swenlob | Common item | Notice board in Midcopse |
The Patricide's Execution | Ottar the Bold was pronounced guilty of murdering his own father by the Council of Elders. He will be punished as the laws demand for such a crime – he will be burnt with fire, then flayed, then sewn in a sack together with a cat, a dog and a snake, and finally the sack will be thrown into the sea. | Common item | Notice board in Kaer TroldeNotice board in Rannvaig |
Patriotic Song Night | Soldier! At the end of your watch, come to our tent - 3rd Company, 2nd Battalion - for a night of revelry and patriotic song! Among others, we shall belt out "Gods Save the Emperor," "We, the Second Battalion," "When Army Group Center Comes Marching In," "The Black Infantry," and many other old favorites. If you know not how to sing, come and listen. Together, all for one, one for all, onwards and upwards, to victory! | Common item | Notice board in Nilfgaardian 'Center' Camp |
Patrol Gone Missing - Reward | Announcement: Soldiers in the service of His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis went missing while performing their duties. A reward shall be paid to anyone who assists in finding them. For more information see the quartermaster at the Army Group 'Center' camp. | Common item | Notice board |
Peat Diggers Wanted | Looking for peat diggers. 'Tis hard work, but I pay on time. In Novigrad crowns. If you don't know the trade but fear no work, I'll show you the ropes. Anyone interested , come to the camp. First day's an unpaid trial. Warning — I only hire the best. — Leslie | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale |
Peat for Burning and Scrubbing | Top quality bog peat for sale. Fit for burning for fuel or giving to your better half, so's she can scrub it over her face and have skin soft as some kind of princess. —Gremlin Hurtchin | Common item | Notice board in Lindenvale |
Personal Announcement | Widower, 60 years of age, of medium height, above-average intellect, possessing a fortune in both species and real estate, seeks old maid or childess widow of a similar age or somewhat older, preferably from a landed family. Those interested are requested to send a missive with a (faithful!) engraving of their likeness included, to Poste Restante Gildorf , c/o "Romantic." P.S. No response will be given to letters without a full name and a valid return address. P.P.S. Women of elder races, halflings in particular, need not inquire. | Common item | Notice board in Hierarch SquareNotice board in Gildorf |
Petur is a Grifter | Good folk, beware of Petur, who is a grifter, has no honor and is the scum of Skellige. The bear grease he sold me turned out to be goose fat. May lightning strike him and the sea slurp him down. | Common item | Notice board in Arinbjorn |
Plague Danger | Due to the possibility of an outbreak of plague , the transit camp commander has ordered refugees take daily baths. Wash yourselves, people! It's for your own good. | Common item | Notice board outside the Border Post |
A Plea | Kind folk, For lack of better fare I fed my young'uns pancakes made of ground acorn. The poor tykes've lain on the straw for three days since, their bellies growling something awful, getting sick and crying without end. If you know how to help, come to my hut. I've naught to give in return but a warm word and a prayer of thanks. — Vissy | Common item | Notice board by the Inn at the Crossroads |
Pomir's Vow | To Folk Far and Wide, I've told you all plenty of times but never put it in writing, as I'm doing now, so that none may hide behind a defense of ignorance. My boy Pomir's sword to the great mother Melitele that he'll never touch beer nor spirit again for as long as he lives. And it's a good thing he has, for when he lost our goat, hens, butter churn and the very breeches he was wearing in a game of cards two weeks back, I was mighty tempted to toss him out on his bare arse, or at least give it a thorough hiding. So if anyone spies Pomir walking towards a tavern, come see me at once, and you'll get a Novigrad crown for your trouble. Likewise, if I see any man encouraging him to drink, offering him a pint or a snifter of anything, then that scoundrel will learn that a hoe [is] fit for more than just ploughing. —Lillimira | Common item | Notice board in Yantra |
Portrait Artist Wanted | I am in need of a portrait artist to paint a likeness of my beloved daughter. This portrait is needed in order to finalize a betrothal contract in which she is to enter with a young man from Kovir. Note that the canvas should be ornamented without an exaggerated emphasis on realism, concentrating instead on bring out my darling's character. —Martin Erhardt | Common item | Notice board in Hierarch Square |
Pots & Ceramics, Made & Sold | Pots, mugs & vases. Molded and fired. All made of the purest clay straight from Byways . Everything to fit your fancy, decorated or plain, but all pretty as a milkmaid and twice as sturdy. — Anselm | Common item | Notice board in DownwarrenNotice board in Crow's Perch |
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