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Is 1TB reasonable for a car?
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"Dearest Mother,\n\nColin Farrell's dick is fucking huge. Like, thick and heavy. A real veiny loaf of pure manhood. That's all for now. \n\nSincerely, \n\nIt's fucking big. Like a kaiju dick."
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I really found him fascinating, bright. He taught me a lot about myself. I was always very liberal in the civil rights area, yet he made me think even deeper. he said to me "You wonder what it's like to be young and never see yourself on TV. You're not in commercials, there's no black Santa Clause on the street. You're invisible." That really struck me.
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4,303
It's the Shawshank method.
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4,304
Homeless japanese guy\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/MBRp7En.jpg\n\nedit: He is Chinese apparently. Upvote /u/keikun13
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4,305
It's always been good old hand and dick for me with nothing in between.
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4,306
Ok ok. Suzy elf #749 here. \nI'm just so happy I could make your daughters day. I don't think I'll ever forget how happy this has made me. I hope she makes tons of crafts, gets hyper off the candycanes, and cuddles with a new animal every night.
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4,307
http://soundcloud.com/tenaciousd/ufo
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4,308
He sounds like he has a\n\n*takes off sunglasses*\n\ndebilitating addictive personality that probably cripples any relationship he's ever formed.\n\n**YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH**
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4,309
You pulled over on a dark road alone after that? You're the kind of person who dies first in a horror movie
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4,310
Especially because you're supposed to bing porn not google it
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4,311
WE DID IT REDDIT!\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold!\n\nEdit \#2: x5 gold‽
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4,312
They must have recommended using a cat-apult to launch his cat at the cars
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4,313
Maybe they *already have*.
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4,314
I've met plenty of skinny girls who called themselves "fat" whenever they ate. Fat girls are usually the ones that DON'T call themselves fat...It'd be called like, a "curvy parade."
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4,315
I am. I assumed it was some type of kink.
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4,316
who the hell is Alicia???
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4,317
That's absolutely incredible work
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4,318
A child born for the purpose of becoming a sex slave?
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4,319
"But you ain't got no legs, lieutenant Dan"
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4,320
Civilization: for when you want to learn about history, but also want it to suddenly be 6AM.
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4,321
It is no coincidence that civilization appeared after the advent of agriculture. We are only 12,000 years removed from being nomads.
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4,322
haha can't believe you thought that Morgan Freeman was Denzel Washington.
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4,323
LOL WTF\n\n"Yeah, sweetie. Shot himself right in the head, 'POP!' I guess it's because you didn't find the clues fast enough. Well, I hope you do better with this next guy."\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the gold! And all I had to do was accuse OP's mother of traumatizing her terribly at a young age.\n\n10/10 would do again
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4,324
The way you switched the side the dollar sign was on fascinates me.
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4,325
Hey Johny.... Johny....hey is he wearin a fuckin Yankee's hat? I'm gonna shit on that guys fuckin head.
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4,326
To protect from ozone poisoning, were you not paying attention?
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4,327
> My mom\n\nWe have told this guy that his mom is a whore so many times he has started to believe it. Why don't we give ourselves a pat on the back.
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4,328
Its not the Props dept job!! Its the director's job to hire a musician consultant!\nEDIT:\nIf the producer says they can't afford that, then its the director's job to hide the poor physical acting.
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4,329
You win. Weirdest request ever award is yours, hands down.
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4,330
Your envelope lights up in /r/unexpected even if you don't have mail. Maybe other subs do the same.
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4,331
I did that with Life a few times, and tried to do it with Risk because no one ever wanted to play a full game\n\nIn the end though it was difficult. I could never trust myself when I said I wouldn't invade Ukraine......\n\nedit: well, this replaced my previous top comment regarding LSD. Who knew loneliness would get me sweet, sweet karma?
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4,332
Thank you for actually answering the question instead of just posting a shitty attempt at karma
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4,333
Metallic... Yeah. Yeah it is.
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4,334
Except one\n\nHe just glares at everybody for stealing his comments
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4,335
Being cut off from the bar isn't enough. They should always kick them out. Got angry when they never did this at the bar I worked
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4,336
Nah, he'll just get made fun of - people laugh in the face of Danger.
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4,337
We're looking at you, Skyler.
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4,338
He used to be Ras al Ghul. Then he became Rasputin. Now he is simply Putin.
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4,339
Redefine your definition of confidence my man.\n\nConfidence isn't looking at a girl and saying, "I know she'll like me." It's looking at a girl and saying, "I'll be fine whether she likes me or not."
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4,340
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4,341
3rd leg? I always call it my 3rd knee. Why? So I have my left knee, right knee and we-knee.\n\nEdit: I went to sleep like most days thinking my comments would be buried and appreciated by a few... I think this one content more than doubled my karma. And RIP my inbox.\n\n Thanks kind stranger for the gold. I'll continue mining for more.
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4,342
And this person is delaying an 11-year-old's education, apparently on account of their own bruised ego.
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4,343
He starts off upset with her and gradually starts to reflect the hate towards himself until the end where he's disappointed with himself more than anything. \n\nSounds like my marriage.
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4,344
You drink canned water?
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4,345
Oh I get it\n\nEdit: how the fuck do I have so much karma?\n\nEdit: I have more karma than this post for saying eight words. Wow...
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4,346
Haha don't worry, I'm sure you laugh like an idiot in private as well.
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4,347
As soon as I started this IAMA my internet goes out.
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4,348
"This one time when I was asleep someone took my eyeball out of it's socket, poked at it, and then put it back in." It's weird to me how you can say that without lying in the slightest...
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4,349
"Now listen Spongebob, I want you to go around back and put that *shovel* in the freezer!" \n\n"Well sure Mr. Krabs, but what do you want me to do with the bo-"\n\n"-ttles of soda! Bottles of soda, same thing, put them in the freezer."
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4,350
Hah,*I* don't have that problem.Mostly because I don't have a girlfriend.
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4,351
INTERNET\n\nWHAT ARE YOU DOING?\n\nINTERNET\n\nSTAHP
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4,352
holy shit, you do realize she probably knew.
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4,353
They grow everywhere on the east coast, you just probably haven't seen them.
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4,354
On tonight's uhhhh......show we have guest...uhhh....*credits*
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4,355
is it gay if you're 27? I'm asking for a friend.
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4,356
Wow, a Dwarf Fortress analogy that manages to not be more complex than the original thing to explain.
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4,357
So the floor IS lava!
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4,358
Who do they think they are, Hulu Plus?
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4,359
It's always animal going up the stairs, never going down
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4,360
At least you weren't a silent rock. Heavy breathing is at least *some* noise. Next time when you have sex, bring a medium sized rock with you and place it next to her to see if you are being too quiet. If you can hear the rock, you should be making some more noise.
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4,361
hey, you should come over to /r/outside
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4,362
Instructions unclear, hid in a backyard boat in Boston.\n\nObligatory edit: First Gold! I'd like to thank my inspiration, the dude who hid in a boat in Boston while the city was under martial law.\n\nEdit 2: aaaaand now my top comment is a bad satirical political reference. Thanks, Reddit.\n\nEdit 3: I can't reddit this time of night.
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4,363
So, what you're saying is our default state is to have a boner? That explains a lot.
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4,364
if he went to the cafeteria regularly, he would know
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4,365
http://i.imgur.com/wvPvM.gif
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4,366
And sometimes I discover that I actually had to poop too.
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4,367
i want a picture of you managing to take that picture.
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4,368
He looks legitimately concerned about that squirrel's mental health
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4,369
You selfish asshole.
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4,370
He told his secret to [this boy](http://imgur.com/xGsu3Ft)
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4,371
What is red and bad for your teeth?\n\n[A brick](/s "")\n
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4,372
Yeah, he'd rack up the karma.
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4,373
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?
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4,374
I think 8 years ago you probably were too.
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4,375
Having fun isn't hard\n\nWhen you've got a library card!
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4,376
"Pretty good" - Jesus
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4,377
Not really, let's be real here.\n\nAlthough it's funny to imagine President Obama sitting in the oval office giggling and looking at photos of cats.\n\nEDIT: I'm enjoying the fact that for the forseeable future my comment with the most upvotes will be one about President Obama looking at cat photos on reddit.\n\nDOUBLE EDIT: thanks to Machinax for pointing out that I'm quoted on CNN for this...I feel slightly more famous today, and yet I can't tell anyone I know IRL.
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4,378
You are very immature for a 42yr old. I like you.
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4,379
It bothers me that seemingly anything will get you registered as a sex offender these days. People take that label very seriously, and it can instantly ruin your prospects of ever getting a good job.
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4,380
Hey man, the poor baggage handler had to fight a dragon for that thing.
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4,381
"No. It's your fat ass that makes you look fat."
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4,382
Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?\n\nArcher: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.
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4,383
http://i.imgur.com/fp6Xn.gif\n
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4,384
You think this shit is a joke, son?[](/s Thank you, my fellow fedora wearing sirs)
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4,385
I'd have just driven over his cones, getting them stuck under the car, and dragging them off down the street. Mine now bitch!
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4,386
'And God said to him, "Nigger, please", and all was good.' \n\n- Harlemmes Globetrotterous 23:12
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4,387
One of the best scenes in Airplane. Guy is just talking and swerving the wheel, you see the road weaving like crazy behind him, he hits a cyclist, and somehow ends up driving in front of a band of cowboys.
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4,388
Yobbo is an Australian term for a dirty poor person, so this works.
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4,389
i fucking love skeeball
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4,390
A symptom of being cooked by most methods is feeling warm.
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4,391
It'll still be the wrong one
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4,392
I hope so, otherwise my mom is a slut
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4,393
Cause Simon is the closest person to normal on that panel. Demi...what an awful thing to say.\n\n
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4,394
Related:\n\nMy friend's little brother once said, "You know why I don't want to die?" (points up) "Dead dinosaurs. They're waiting for us up there."
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4,395
Suddenly your car is dented and red. They'll know.
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4,396
That too, but it's mainly the pants.
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4,397
I hate how they always get you on the shipping and handling.
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4,398
And Carly totally backed out and didn't do anything, she just stayed in the same hotel room that we were fucking in, the entire time, for some reason, instead of going home.
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4,399
Exactly. \n\nBillions of stars in our galaxy alone, and billions of galaxies. There are just too many rolls of the cosmic dice for there not to be life elsewhere.\n\nPersonally, I'm of the opinion that there are civilizations out there that are a million years ahead of us, a million years behind us, and everything in between.
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