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1	Don't bother buying this....	Don't bother buying this unless you are just in the need of the mirror. The music/lights feature is a joke. Even worse is the remote. You can't use the remote to turn it off or on. It shuts off automatically and conveniently turns on automatically sometimes too. (Usually just as baby starts to fall asleep.) Plus the units on/off button is located in a place where it always seems to get turned on as you take the baby out of the carseat. Which also awakes the baby and drains the batteries if you don't notice it is turned on. Also you can't see the lights during the day so if it gets bumped and turned on and the volume is off then there goes the batteries. Basically, everything everyone is saying is totally true. I wish I saved my receipt on this on as it would've totally gone back to the store. This thing sucks big time.	12	[ "Don't bother buying this unless you are just in the need of the mirror.", "The music/lights feature is a joke.", "Even worse is the remote.", "You can't use the remote to turn it off or on.", "It shuts off automatically and conveniently turns on automatically sometimes too.", "(Usually just as baby starts to fall asleep.) Plus the units on/off button is located in a place where it always seems to get turned on as you take the baby out of the carseat.", "Which also awakes the baby and drains the batteries if you don't notice it is turned on.", "Also you can't see the lights during the day so if it gets bumped and turned on and the volume is off then there goes the batteries.", "Basically, everything everyone is saying is totally true.", "I wish I saved my receipt on this on as it would've totally gone back to the store.", "This thing sucks big time." ]
1	What the F*** just Happened!	I checked this book out at the library because I have of course never read it or knew anything about it. I'm 29 years old and I wanted to start reading some classics. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS OF MY LIFE! This book is sooo boring! This is the first book I have ever read in my entire life where I could actually put it down and not look forward to reading it where I left off. Most of the time I get a book I read it until I can't see anymore, then sleep and finish it the second day. NOT THIS ONE! I kept hoping there would be a point to all of this bore, that if I just read one more chapter I might find something interesting. Never Happened!! Just wanted to warn everyone in advance! Next on my reading list is the Death of a Salesman, Wish me luck!!!	12	[ "I checked this book out at the library because I have of course never read it or knew anything about it.", "I'm 29 years old and I wanted to start reading some classics.", "THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS OF MY LIFE!", "This book is sooo boring!", "This is the first book I have ever read in my entire life where I could actually put it down and not look forward to reading it where I left off.", "Most of the time I get a book I read it until I can't see anymore, then sleep and finish it the second day.", "NOT THIS ONE!", "I kept hoping there would be a point to all of this bore, that if I just read one more chapter I might find something interesting.", "Never Happened!!", "Just wanted to warn everyone in advance!", "Next on my reading list is the Death of a Salesman, Wish me luck!!!" ]
1	Awkward	My mom bought this toy foor my son for Christmas last year (2010). My son is just about 2 1/2 now. I wanted a jack in the box so that my son could work on his motor skills and oppositional skills. He loves being surprised too. For the 11 months that we have owned this toy my son still can't crank the handel. I myself find it kind of awkward to do so. The toy is cute and hasn't broken (yet). The star on the front turns and clicks. My 4 month old loves when I turn it. The button for the squeaker on the back is kind of hard to push (for me). My two year old hasn't tried playing with the button because it's so hard to push (he has other toys that squeak when you push them and he can do it just well).So, in conclusion, because the toy is so awkward and hard (for a child) to manipulate our toy has been not much more than space taking up my kids' toy box.	11	[ "My mom bought this toy foor my son for Christmas last year (2010).", "My son is just about 2 1/2 now.", "I wanted a jack in the box so that my son could work on his motor skills and oppositional skills.", "He loves being surprised too.", "For the 11 months that we have owned this toy my son still can't crank the handel.", "I myself find it kind of awkward to do so.", "The toy is cute and hasn't broken (yet).", "The star on the front turns and clicks.", "My 4 month old loves when I turn it.", "The button for the squeaker on the back is kind of hard to push (for me).", "My two year old hasn't tried playing with the button because it's so hard to push (he has other toys that squeak when you push them and he can do it just well).So, in conclusion, because the toy is so awkward and hard (for a child) to manipulate our toy has been not much more than space taking up my kids' toy box." ]
1	It could have been better	There were some things that didn't make sense in this movie. For starters, the Asian cop who was killed in that house of horrors. You would think there would be a major criminal investigation in that place. But no. Nothing. And why did they go alone instead of calling for backup? That didn't make sense. Another thing, we're to believe these people are being put through all this because of something bad they've done in their lives but the two main characters in the film who are chained up have done nothing wrong. The doctor was going to have an affair but he didn't. The other guy who works at the hospital...well there weren't any questions answered about him. I can't bring up the biggest problem in the movie without giving the ending away. All in all, the movie was all right. I liked the set up but it lacked suspense and the plot just didn't make sense.	13	[ "There were some things that didn't make sense in this movie.", "For starters, the Asian cop who was killed in that house of horrors.", "You would think there would be a major criminal investigation in that place.", "But no.", "Nothing.", "And why did they go alone instead of calling for backup?", "That didn't make sense.", "Another thing, we're to believe these people are being put through all this because of something bad they've done in their lives but the two main characters in the film who are chained up have done nothing wrong.", "The doctor was going to have an affair but he didn't.", "The other guy who works at the hospital...well there weren't any questions answered about him.", "I can't bring up the biggest problem in the movie without giving the ending away.", "All in all, the movie was all right.", "I liked the set up but it lacked suspense and the plot just didn't make sense." ]
2	An important book for black American history buffs	Since our arrival, Black Americans have imagined utopias and asked ourselves where else can we live beside the US. Most have answered France. (Please see Stovall's excellent book.) However, many have suggested Brazil. This book is a collection of writings from African-Americans about their experiences in Brazil. It proves that we have the power to dream and to think globally. This book, in many ways, reflects Black American hopes rather than Brazilian realities. In fact, all the gushy writings from deceased, bourgeois, light-skinned, Black conservatives will rub most living progressives of color bonkers. Still, this was an important book. I read it for an African-American studies course on Brazil at Brown University. I am glad I had a chance to peep it.	11	[ "Since our arrival, Black Americans have imagined utopias and asked ourselves where else can we live beside the US.", "Most have answered France.", "(Please see Stovall's excellent book.) However, many have suggested Brazil.", "This book is a collection of writings from African-Americans about their experiences in Brazil.", "It proves that we have the power to dream and to think globally.", "This book, in many ways, reflects Black American hopes rather than Brazilian realities.", "In fact, all the gushy writings from deceased, bourgeois, light-skinned, Black conservatives will rub most living progressives of color bonkers.", "Still, this was an important book.", "I read it for an African-American studies course on Brazil at Brown University.", "I am glad I had a chance to peep it." ]
2	Golden Nuggets to Help Team Leaders	What a wonderful fable about building extraordinary teams! A quick read on the surface, there are some golden nuggets of ideas to help leaders rescue their teams from the morass of dysfuction:1. Absence of Trust. Team members lack confidence in each others abilities and intentions.2. Fear of Conflict. Teams avoid conflict and are unwilling to discuss and resolve issues to produce the best possible solution in the shortest period of time.3. Lack of Commitment. Teams are unable to make clear and timely decisions and move forward with complete buy-in from every member of the team, even those who voted against the decision.4. Avoidance of Accountability. Unwillingness of team membes to call their peers on performance or behaviors that might hurt the team.5. Inattention to Results. Tendency of members to care about someting other than the collective goals of the group.If your team has one of these dysfunctions, your team may want to read this book!	12	[ "What a wonderful fable about building extraordinary teams!", "A quick read on the surface, there are some golden nuggets of ideas to help leaders rescue their teams from the morass of dysfuction:1.", "Absence of Trust.", "Team members lack confidence in each others abilities and intentions.2. Fear of Conflict.", "Teams avoid conflict and are unwilling to discuss and resolve issues to produce the best possible solution in the shortest period of time.3. Lack of Commitment.", "Teams are unable to make clear and timely decisions and move forward with complete buy-in from every member of the team, even those who voted against the decision.4. Avoidance of Accountability.", "Unwillingness of team membes to call their peers on performance or behaviors that might hurt the team.5. Inattention to Results.", "Tendency of members to care about someting other than the collective goals of the group.If your team has one of these dysfunctions, your team may want to read this book!" ]
1	Not what they used to be...	I purchased this set because it was the largest available and I loved my erector set as a kid. However, this is a poor product. There are very few 'parts'. You will need every single one to make most of the designs included. So don't lose even one piece. Not $5 worth of metal here. They count every nut and bolt! Designs are complicated and parts are very small, almost impossible to assemble, especially anything with the motor and gearbox. Blueprints are poor as well. Included tools are useless. I could not have been more dissapointed with this purchase. I do not recommend!!!	13	[ "I purchased this set because it was the largest available and I loved my erector set as a kid.", "However, this is a poor product.", "There are very few 'parts'.", "You will need every single one to make most of the designs included.", "So don't lose even one piece.", "Not $5 worth of metal here.", "They count every nut and bolt!", "Designs are complicated and parts are very small, almost impossible to assemble, especially anything with the motor and gearbox.", "Blueprints are poor as well.", "Included tools are useless.", "I could not have been more dissapointed with this purchase.", "I do not recommend!!!" ]
1	This disc sucks !! Unless you like boy bands, think NSYNC !	I bought this disc because the song, "Harder to Breathe" is actually pretty good. The rest of the disc, however, totally blows goats, in my opinion. I am a rocker who is open to new stuff, but this ain't it ! Besides the first song, the rest of this disc sounds like that crap you hear on top 40 stations. CORPORATE RADIO SUCKS !! Looks like I accidently stepped into the wrong genre of music. Unfortunately, I threw away my receipt and now I'm stuck with it. I guess I'll have to sell it on the used CD market for like 3 bucks. If you hear "Harder to Breathe" on the radio and think you want this disc, SAVE YOUR MONEY !! Just tryin' to help you out ! Later Daze-----	13	[ "I bought this disc because the song, \"Harder to Breathe\" is actually pretty good.", "The rest of the disc, however, totally blows goats, in my opinion.", "I am a rocker who is open to new stuff, but this ain't it!", "Besides the first song, the rest of this disc sounds like that crap you hear on top 40 stations.", "CORPORATE RADIO SUCKS!!", "Looks like I accidently stepped into the wrong genre of music.", "Unfortunately, I threw away my receipt and now I'm stuck with it.", "I guess I'll have to sell it on the used CD market for like 3 bucks.", "If you hear \"Harder to Breathe\" on the radio and think you want this disc, SAVE YOUR MONEY!!", "Just tryin' to help you out!", "Later Daze-----" ]
1	Stupid waste of time	The characteres in this film are stupid, the plot of the and plot is stupid beyond beleive. Why was this film made? How could these other reviewers possibly like it. My family is probably the only people who didn't like it. Even Roger Ebert liked it! Come on! What is wrong these people?!!!! The story is about these two stupin bimbos who have no live going to there highschool reunion. They borrow a nice car, get some nice cloths, and act like there very sucessful. This movie is such a waste of film and time with bareley any comedy thats funny in it. Don't listen to the other people. The fact these almost everyone liked it is not a good sign. THIS MOVIE IS TOTALLY STUPID!!!	14	[ "The characteres in this film are stupid, the plot of the and plot is stupid beyond beleive.", "Why was this film made?", "How could these other reviewers possibly like it.", "My family is probably the only people who didn't like it.", "Even Roger Ebert liked it!", "Come on!", "What is wrong these people?!!", "!!", "The story is about these two stupin bimbos who have no live going to there highschool reunion.", "They borrow a nice car, get some nice cloths, and act like there very sucessful.", "This movie is such a waste of film and time with bareley any comedy thats funny in it.", "Don't listen to the other people.", "The fact these almost everyone liked it is not a good sign.", "THIS MOVIE IS TOTALLY STUPID!!!" ]
1	I wasted my money.	I am an educated psych nurse, retired. Worked in mental health care settings for 20 years. Had a bout with depression during my child-bearing years. This book was recommended to me by my psychologist. I read it about half-way through. I followed the directions to the letter. I kept it up for as long as I could stand it. Maybe it helps some, but did nothing for me. This tapping business consists of you tapping on various spots on your head and face, mostly. I felt ridiculous and it did not help me. I put it far out of sight and chalked it up to you live and learn. I do not recommend it. But, of course you must decide what is best for you. ..Amazon has a great selection of books and you can get whatever you want to read. Judge Judi	15	[ "I am an educated psych nurse, retired.", "Worked in mental health care settings for 20 years.", "Had a bout with depression during my child-bearing years.", "This book was recommended to me by my psychologist.", "I read it about half-way through.", "I followed the directions to the letter.", "I kept it up for as long as I could stand it.", "Maybe it helps some, but did nothing for me.", "This tapping business consists of you tapping on various spots on your head and face, mostly.", "I felt ridiculous and it did not help me.", "I put it far out of sight and chalked it up to you live and learn.", "I do not recommend it.", "But, of course you must decide what is best for you.", "..Amazon has a great selection of books and you can get whatever you want to read.", "Judge Judi" ]
1	good sound, but eventually break after couple months	I am a heavy ipod listener and I use my headphones constantly. I like these headphones a lot because the sound is good. But after a just a few months the sound inevitably goes out on one side due to poor wiring. I am about to go on my fourth pair. I have already sent one pair back to the manufacturer, which they replaced, however the same thing is starting to happen again, and it's only been a couple months. Familiar with the problem, I have been extra careful to be gentle with the wire when using it. But alas, I can already hear the sound starting to go out in one ear. It's only a matter of time now before the sound cuts out altogether. This is really annoying because I think the sound quality is great, but I dont want to have to keep sending them back. For 30 bucks they should last a lot longer than 3-4 months. The 10 dollar sony's (MDR-W08L Headphones) I used to buy would last at least 6 months to a year before the same thing happened.	11	[ "I am a heavy ipod listener and I use my headphones constantly.", "I like these headphones a lot because the sound is good.", "But after a just a few months the sound inevitably goes out on one side due to poor wiring.", "I am about to go on my fourth pair.", "I have already sent one pair back to the manufacturer, which they replaced, however the same thing is starting to happen again, and it's only been a couple months.", "Familiar with the problem, I have been extra careful to be gentle with the wire when using it.", "But alas, I can already hear the sound starting to go out in one ear.", "It's only a matter of time now before the sound cuts out altogether.", "This is really annoying because I think the sound quality is great, but I dont want to have to keep sending them back.", "For 30 bucks they should last a lot longer than 3-4 months.", "The 10 dollar sony's (MDR-W08L Headphones) I used to buy would last at least 6 months to a year before the same thing happened." ]
1	Worst. Bricks. Ever.	I love building bricks. I love Batman. I HATE THIS SET. This was the most disappointing "kit" I've ever had the misfortune to purchase. I complained directly to the manufacturer about their ill-fitting bricks, but naturally never heard back. Most of the bricks fit together loosely causing them to pop off at the most inopportune times. The flat base pieces are made of poor plastic and too thin, so unless you are on a very flat very hard surface (and sometimes even then), the bricks pop off. The floor on the "upper level" was completely warped because the bricks were so poorly shaped and fit together so badly.Thank goodness LEGO got the Batman license and built a decent kit. It is too bad about the this set, the building plan was nice and the design was nice. But it wasn't worth the frustration nor the price. Not even having the mini-figs was worth it.And what's up with the freaking LAVENDER bricks anyway? I don't recall that being a Batcave colour. UGH UGH UGH.	13	[ "I love building bricks.", "I love Batman.", "I HATE THIS SET.", "This was the most disappointing \"kit\" I've ever had the misfortune to purchase.", "I complained directly to the manufacturer about their ill-fitting bricks, but naturally never heard back.", "Most of the bricks fit together loosely causing them to pop off at the most inopportune times.", "The flat base pieces are made of poor plastic and too thin, so unless you are on a very flat very hard surface (and sometimes even then), the bricks pop off.", "The floor on the \"upper level\" was completely warped because the bricks were so poorly shaped and fit together so badly.Thank goodness LEGO got the Batman license and built a decent kit.", "It is too bad about the this set, the building plan was nice and the design was nice.", "But it wasn't worth the frustration nor the price.", "Not even having the mini-figs was worth it.And what's up with the freaking LAVENDER bricks anyway?", "I don't recall that being a Batcave colour.", "UGH UGH UGH." ]
2	Music for a new generation!!!	This new Canadian sensation has the sound that people are looking for! Whatever Canada is doing up there I hope they keep it up. She is quickly climbing the charts on Billboard, the Much Music countdown, and TRL on MTV. You may have heard her song "Complicated" on the radio. If you love that the rest of the album won't dissapoint you. She is somewhere between Alanis Morisette and new songwriter, Vanessa Carlton. She fills her album tracks with songs that mean something. Some would call it angst Rock n' Roll/Punk music which is true. But I find it soothes my soul listening to her talk about her search for herself and someone who loves her. Anyone can relate to that feeling. There are also many excellent guitar riffs that keep the music moving. This is definitely something to blast from your car stereo this summer like I so often find myself doing. Whether you are younger or older this is a CD that you'll want to hang on to!	13	[ "This new Canadian sensation has the sound that people are looking for!", "Whatever Canada is doing up there I hope they keep it up.", "She is quickly climbing the charts on Billboard, the Much Music countdown, and TRL on MTV.", "You may have heard her song \"Complicated\" on the radio.", "If you love that the rest of the album won't dissapoint you.", "She is somewhere between Alanis Morisette and new songwriter, Vanessa Carlton.", "She fills her album tracks with songs that mean something.", "Some would call it angst Rock n' Roll/Punk music which is true.", "But I find it soothes my soul listening to her talk about her search for herself and someone who loves her.", "Anyone can relate to that feeling.", "There are also many excellent guitar riffs that keep the music moving.", "This is definitely something to blast from your car stereo this summer like I so often find myself doing.", "Whether you are younger or older this is a CD that you'll want to hang on to!" ]
2	It is the final goodbye...	Don't know what the other user is talking about but this dvd does contain the 2 part finale of season 4. That's all they have been advertising. See it before it airs on disney. I can verify this as I just got it from target on tuesday. 12.99 plus tax 15 total. 14.96 or soemthing like that. And no waiting for days from amazon. Brand new. Still cheaper than amazon and brand new. The only thing I hate is too many previews in the beginning of the dvd. And my dvd player won't let me move up and down the menu. But it is old so might be the issue. Otherwise great dvd.	13	[ "Don't know what the other user is talking about but this dvd does contain the 2 part finale of season 4.", "That's all they have been advertising.", "See it before it airs on disney.", "I can verify this as I just got it from target on tuesday.", "12.99 plus tax 15 total.", "14.96 or soemthing like that.", "And no waiting for days from amazon.", "Brand new.", "Still cheaper than amazon and brand new.", "The only thing I hate is too many previews in the beginning of the dvd.", "And my dvd player won't let me move up and down the menu.", "But it is old so might be the issue.", "Otherwise great dvd." ]
1	This is what happens when an author gets an agenda	Butler had an agenda with this book. He had the story planned out from beginning to end and he would not deviate. As i read this book i kept feeling the story moving out of line, like there was something else that needed to be told, there was more to this story. But then Butler would rench it back in by bringing up that infernal question. Other reviewers have spoiled the "surprise" but I wont. To me, the question didnt matter. The man's need to know seemed forced, almost unreasonable. And certainly the ending didnt necessarily have to end that way. Simply because he was recognized doesnt mean he was responsible. But, as i said, Butler had an agenda with this book. It was a story he told his way, regardless of how the story itself wanted to go. And so we end up with an endearing Vietnamese girl, an almost endearing American man who asks strange questions, and a story that limps from being beat into line too often. Skip it.	13	[ "Butler had an agenda with this book.", "He had the story planned out from beginning to end and he would not deviate.", "As i read this book i kept feeling the story moving out of line, like there was something else that needed to be told, there was more to this story.", "But then Butler would rench it back in by bringing up that infernal question.", "Other reviewers have spoiled the \"surprise\" but I wont.", "To me, the question didnt matter.", "The man's need to know seemed forced, almost unreasonable.", "And certainly the ending didnt necessarily have to end that way.", "Simply because he was recognized doesnt mean he was responsible.", "But, as i said, Butler had an agenda with this book.", "It was a story he told his way, regardless of how the story itself wanted to go.", "And so we end up with an endearing Vietnamese girl, an almost endearing American man who asks strange questions, and a story that limps from being beat into line too often.", "Skip it." ]
1	Warning Printing Error Page Missing From Brand New Book	I bought the book and set a few months ago(Brand new and factory sealed). It is a nice little set. I have not used any of the spells. It is a basic little set more for entertainment. Last night I did a reading for myself. I found a card defenition missing from the book. On page 35 it should have the info for Lady of forbidden love. Instead it has a reprint of the title page for the book. This is a major printing error. I just wanted to warn everyone who may purchase the set. I just contated the publisher to let them know.	11	[ "I bought the book and set a few months ago(Brand new and factory sealed).", "It is a nice little set.", "I have not used any of the spells.", "It is a basic little set more for entertainment.", "Last night I did a reading for myself.", "I found a card defenition missing from the book.", "On page 35 it should have the info for Lady of forbidden love.", "Instead it has a reprint of the title page for the book.", "This is a major printing error.", "I just wanted to warn everyone who may purchase the set.", "I just contated the publisher to let them know." ]
2	First half of a good EDC package	You won't be sawing tree limbs with this knife. That's not its purpose. It is a small, sharp and lightweight blade that comes in handy for mundane everyday tasks. I've used mine to open mail, packages, cut cords, prep food, eliminate stray threads and sharpen pencils. Not exactly Rambo knife stuff, but I like the SOG knife because its very light and unobtrusive. It's not some obnoxious and heavy "tacticool" monster blade that will scare everyone and draw the attention of the constabulary, (Big knives have their place, but for the average urban warrior, they're not needed and probably violate workplace rules and local laws!) And the SOG is so light that you forget it's in your pocket. Be careful you don't lose it. (I did.) Don't use the pocket clip. If you knock the knife out you won't hear it hit the ground.Pair this small knife with a Fenix LD01 penlight and you have a good little EDC package going.Fenix LD01 Flashlight	11	[ "You won't be sawing tree limbs with this knife.", "That's not its purpose.", "It is a small, sharp and lightweight blade that comes in handy for mundane everyday tasks.", "I've used mine to open mail, packages, cut cords, prep food, eliminate stray threads and sharpen pencils.", "Not exactly Rambo knife stuff, but I like the SOG knife because its very light and unobtrusive.", "It's not some obnoxious and heavy \"tacticool\" monster blade that will scare everyone and draw the attention of the constabulary, (Big knives have their place, but for the average urban warrior, they're not needed and probably violate workplace rules and local laws!", ") And the SOG is so light that you forget it's in your pocket.", "Be careful you don't lose it.", "(I did.) Don't use the pocket clip.", "If you knock the knife out you won't hear it hit the ground.Pair this small knife with a Fenix LD01 penlight and you have a good little EDC package going.Fenix LD01 Flashlight" ]
1	Poor Technical Quality	I like techno, and have seen movies of the Love Parade before. So I had expectations of some sort of documentary style DVD with techno music. Not so. No interviews. No narration. No good images. Just somebody waving a camera around, and I do mean waving, with a techno background. This is home movie quality and that may not be fair to some of the better home movie enthusiasts. Much of the only 40 minutes of DVD is shot from the top of one of the floats moving though the parade. Camera movement is headache inducing - think of a 12 year old with his first camera. The camera never moves off the top of the bus during the Love Parade sequence. All other sequences suffer the same plight, being shot from the same vantage point. This DVD is overpriced and under produced.	13	[ "I like techno, and have seen movies of the Love Parade before.", "So I had expectations of some sort of documentary style DVD with techno music.", "Not so.", "No interviews.", "No narration.", "No good images.", "Just somebody waving a camera around, and I do mean waving, with a techno background.", "This is home movie quality and that may not be fair to some of the better home movie enthusiasts.", "Much of the only 40 minutes of DVD is shot from the top of one of the floats moving though the parade.", "Camera movement is headache inducing - think of a 12 year old with his first camera.", "The camera never moves off the top of the bus during the Love Parade sequence.", "All other sequences suffer the same plight, being shot from the same vantage point.", "This DVD is overpriced and under produced." ]
1	Why?!	Okay i'm not biased. I love David Cross. Mr. show. Awesome. His stand up. Pretty damn funny. This dvd sucks. It's totally boring. There's nothing funny on here. It tries to be like Insomniac with Dave Attell, but comes nowhere close. It's sad. It shows just how much of a loser David Cross is when he's not on stage. He reminds me of myself! His life must be as boring as mine! My god I bet even he'd waste his time writing a review for Amazon. And I'm only doing this because I care about you! Don't waste your money! If you want to laugh, buy David Cross's "shut up you [sex]ing baby!" CD. It's actually pretty damn funny! If you want to cry, buy this dvd. It just plain sucks! The audio is nearly impossible to understand. The video isn't that great. And you get that feeling at the end. Remember back when you were 13 and you thought masturbation was wrong?! You know that feeling you got every time after you did it?! Well that's how you feel after you watch this video! Okay i'm done.	29	[ "Okay i'm not biased.", "I love David Cross.", "Mr.", "show.", "Awesome.", "His stand up.", "Pretty damn funny.", "This dvd sucks.", "It's totally boring.", "There's nothing funny on here.", "It tries to be like Insomniac with Dave Attell, but comes nowhere close.", "It's sad.", "It shows just how much of a loser David Cross is when he's not on stage.", "He reminds me of myself!", "His life must be as boring as mine!", "My god I bet even he'd waste his time writing a review for Amazon.", "And I'm only doing this because I care about you!", "Don't waste your money!", "If you want to laugh, buy David Cross's \"shut up you [sex]ing baby!", "\" CD.", "It's actually pretty damn funny!", "If you want to cry, buy this dvd.", "It just plain sucks!", "The audio is nearly impossible to understand.", "The video isn't that great.", "And you get that feeling at the end.", "Remember back when you were 13 and you thought masturbation was wrong?!", "You know that feeling you got every time after you did it?!", "Well that's how you feel after you watch this video!", "Okay i'm done." ]
2	Good, but...	I did a LOT of research on scooters for my son's 7th birthday. I mean a LOT. I ultimately chose this one based on reviews I had read, price, durability, etc. I wanted something he could use for many years, and something that wouldn't break within a year. I didn't want anything special (it didn't need to make "flames" on the sidewalk or anything!).This fit the bill. He loves it and rides it all over the place. The height is adjustable, so he can control how he wants to use it.My problem is the wheel - it sometimes gets twisted away from where it's supposed to be so the scooter rides at an angle instead of straight. Then I have to twist it back to fix it. I don't know if anyone else has had this problem. It's slightly annoying, but I still this was a good purchase.	11	[ "I did a LOT of research on scooters for my son's 7th birthday.", "I mean a LOT.", "I ultimately chose this one based on reviews I had read, price, durability, etc.", "I wanted something he could use for many years, and something that wouldn't break within a year.", "I didn't want anything special (it didn't need to make \"flames\" on the sidewalk or anything!", ").This fit the bill.", "He loves it and rides it all over the place.", "The height is adjustable, so he can control how he wants to use it.My problem is the wheel - it sometimes gets twisted away from where it's supposed to be so the scooter rides at an angle instead of straight.", "Then I have to twist it back to fix it.", "I don't know if anyone else has had this problem.", "It's slightly annoying, but I still this was a good purchase." ]
2	High Quality Faucet	I've used all sorts of brands of faucets over the years in my homes and GROHE is definitely a premium brand. They don't make any cheap items. The action is really smooth. The water temperature adjustments are perfect. It is a smooth curve and transition from hot to cold or vise versa and is directly relational to the handle position. One note for installation is that the cartridge is not reversible, so make sure the hot and cold lines are hooked up correctly the first time. This of course is a minor thing. I would much rather have its silky smooth operation than the connivence of a reversible cartridge which really is a one time event anyhow that is easily remedied. Just take the extra two seconds required to identify the hot and cold lines first! Beautiful finish in satin nickel. Heavy construction. Well made and designed. What can I say. I really love this faucet.	14	[ "I've used all sorts of brands of faucets over the years in my homes and GROHE is definitely a premium brand.", "They don't make any cheap items.", "The action is really smooth.", "The water temperature adjustments are perfect.", "It is a smooth curve and transition from hot to cold or vise versa and is directly relational to the handle position.", "One note for installation is that the cartridge is not reversible, so make sure the hot and cold lines are hooked up correctly the first time.", "This of course is a minor thing.", "I would much rather have its silky smooth operation than the connivence of a reversible cartridge which really is a one time event anyhow that is easily remedied.", "Just take the extra two seconds required to identify the hot and cold lines first!", "Beautiful finish in satin nickel.", "Heavy construction.", "Well made and designed.", "What can I say.", "I really love this faucet." ]
2	Artwork for the G.I. Joe Generation (and lovin' it.)	McFarlane keeps things consistant. The amazing detail that McFarlane & Co. put into each one of their action figures is simply astonishing. From grass stains to the wrinkles in a players uniform. It's almost a 3-D slice of history. I feel bad for other companies that produce items such as this. Some of them these days are so articulated now. It's almost painful to look at them. McFarlane produces pieces that are not meant to move (at least not much.) The companies pieces are meant to look at. Perhaps bring back some very good memories of a moment in time. Maybe someday I'll have the chance to show this to my son and say "I watched this man play." The one great thing about these figures is that they are not anonymous people (except SPAWN himself.) They are our sports heroes.	13	[ "McFarlane keeps things consistant.", "The amazing detail that McFarlane & Co.", "put into each one of their action figures is simply astonishing.", "From grass stains to the wrinkles in a players uniform.", "It's almost a 3-D slice of history.", "I feel bad for other companies that produce items such as this.", "Some of them these days are so articulated now.", "It's almost painful to look at them.", "McFarlane produces pieces that are not meant to move (at least not much.) The companies pieces are meant to look at.", "Perhaps bring back some very good memories of a moment in time.", "Maybe someday I'll have the chance to show this to my son and say \"I watched this man play.\" The one great thing about these figures is that they are not anonymous people (except SPAWN himself.) They are our sports heroes." ]
1	Not a typical Benoit recording	This recording, though not typical David Benoit, demonstrates David Benoit's talents. Nevertheless, I was disappointed. My first disappointment came when I noticed that I'd purchased a Not-For-Resale promo CD. Next, the recordings aren't that catchy. Still, this piece may be one of those that I have to let grow on me. It has two mini-orchestral works that are multi-segment pieces, one or both of an oriental theme. The fact that I don't really remember shows that I just don't care for the work, it just doesn't inspire. The only nice work is a testimony to the fallen at Ground Zero, New York where the Twin Towers once stood before 9/11/2001. It's very touching.If you want to risk a few bucks on a 50s sounding orchestral work, buy it. Its somewhat interesting. It is definitely NOT smooth jazz. But it just never caught me by surprise.	12	[ "This recording, though not typical David Benoit, demonstrates David Benoit's talents.", "Nevertheless, I was disappointed.", "My first disappointment came when I noticed that I'd purchased a Not-For-Resale promo CD.", "Next, the recordings aren't that catchy.", "Still, this piece may be one of those that I have to let grow on me.", "It has two mini-orchestral works that are multi-segment pieces, one or both of an oriental theme.", "The fact that I don't really remember shows that I just don't care for the work, it just doesn't inspire.", "The only nice work is a testimony to the fallen at Ground Zero, New York where the Twin Towers once stood before 9/11/2001.", "It's very touching.If you want to risk a few bucks on a 50s sounding orchestral work, buy it.", "Its somewhat interesting.", "It is definitely NOT smooth jazz.", "But it just never caught me by surprise." ]
2	One of the best movies I have ever seen.	This film has been treated unfairly with the critics. They say that it is a bland riff on "E.T." It isn't! Not half as much as "Mac and Me". This really so much like the real story of Sasquatch ("wild man of the woods") or "Bigfoot". They see traces of him. They take a pcture of him. And even find his footprints. I beleive that Bigfoot is some undiscovered decendent of the Gigantapithicis. And the Loch Ness Monster is (now, you may turn pale, if you like) a surviving DINOSAUR! And So what if the people all have blue, green, purple and orange skin and speak in either monotone or whiny voices. And it IS very funny! The scenes with Rodger and his robot and "Looks like clean underwear, sir".	13	[ "This film has been treated unfairly with the critics.", "They say that it is a bland riff on \"E.T.\" It isn't!", "Not half as much as \"Mac and Me\".", "This really so much like the real story of Sasquatch (\"wild man of the woods\") or \"Bigfoot\".", "They see traces of him.", "They take a pcture of him.", "And even find his footprints.", "I beleive that Bigfoot is some undiscovered decendent of the Gigantapithicis.", "And the Loch Ness Monster is (now, you may turn pale, if you like) a surviving DINOSAUR!", "And So what if the people all have blue, green, purple and orange skin and speak in either monotone or whiny voices.", "And it IS very funny!", "The scenes with Rodger and his robot and \"Looks like clean underwear, sir\"." ]
2	WoW its the the the EXPANSION!!!!!	Yaaaaaaahhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!I am sooooo happy!!! I cant wait. Ok Ok. IF any one has played warcraft 3 this is a must buy. This game is the sequel to war3. War3 was an amazing game so there is no question that this will also be an amazing game. Also I recommend it because it is made by BLIZZARD any game made by them is a must buy. The game offers 2 more units per race and one more hero. It adds bunch of more upgrades as well as techniques. the game offers 5 more neutral heros some new buildingsfor each race and a tavern (new neutral building) which lets you buy neutral heros. There are a bunch of new items as well. The game has new water creeps and transports!!! This game will offer plenty of new strats. To make the game even more chalenging. sugest this game to anyone who loves Blizzard or any RTS game.	16	[ "Yaaaaaaahhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!", "!!", "I am sooooo happy!!!", "I cant wait.", "Ok Ok.", "IF any one has played warcraft 3 this is a must buy.", "This game is the sequel to war3.", "War3 was an amazing game so there is no question that this will also be an amazing game.", "Also I recommend it because it is made by BLIZZARD any game made by them is a must buy.", "The game offers 2 more units per race and one more hero.", "It adds bunch of more upgrades as well as techniques.", "the game offers 5 more neutral heros some new buildingsfor each race and a tavern (new neutral building) which lets you buy neutral heros.", "There are a bunch of new items as well.", "The game has new water creeps and transports!!!", "This game will offer plenty of new strats.", "To make the game even more chalenging.", "sugest this game to anyone who loves Blizzard or any RTS game." ]
2	Awakening	Growing up adopted, I always wanted to find my mom. I knew I had to be like her, and come to find out I was. Sadly, my mother had committed suicide when she was 33 years old. She had dealt with a lifetime of depression. I was born in 1980, so it was after the time this book deals with. It gave me insight on how my mother must have felt. I was lucky to have siblings, aunts, uncles, and cousins who all knew about me. They provided me with pictures of my mother and were able to talk to me about my mom. This book has helped me realize that adoption is an issue that affects so many parties and there is not much help p=out there. I am a strong believer that someone who has been through the experience can help the most. I want to help people with their searches, issues dealing with being adopted (especially teenage girls), etc. I highly recommend this book to anyone whose life is touched by adoption.	12	[ "Growing up adopted, I always wanted to find my mom.", "I knew I had to be like her, and come to find out I was.", "Sadly, my mother had committed suicide when she was 33 years old.", "She had dealt with a lifetime of depression.", "I was born in 1980, so it was after the time this book deals with.", "It gave me insight on how my mother must have felt.", "I was lucky to have siblings, aunts, uncles, and cousins who all knew about me.", "They provided me with pictures of my mother and were able to talk to me about my mom.", "This book has helped me realize that adoption is an issue that affects so many parties and there is not much help p=out there.", "I am a strong believer that someone who has been through the experience can help the most.", "I want to help people with their searches, issues dealing with being adopted (especially teenage girls), etc.", "I highly recommend this book to anyone whose life is touched by adoption." ]
2	Very Nice TV	I bought a Samsung LNT3242H after having looked at other TV's and comparing prices. The tv arrived safely and I had no trouble getting it working properly. I had to get a new cable box that had the HDMI port and I picked up a cable locally. HD picture quality is excellent and picture and sound quality of regular channels is also very good. I read that some people were experiencing loss of sound on some Samsung tv's. I have been having the same problem. Sound goes off, on average once a night. Switching channels does not help. I have to turn the tv off and then back on and the sound returns. I am going to call Samsung Service about this problem. My old tv often lost sound on one channel but would have sound after switching channels. This makes me wonder if it is a signal problem from my cable company. Overall I am very satisfied with the tv and the price was as low or better than any other retailer or supplier. Thanks Amazon......	14	[ "I bought a Samsung LNT3242H after having looked at other TV's and comparing prices.", "The tv arrived safely and I had no trouble getting it working properly.", "I had to get a new cable box that had the HDMI port and I picked up a cable locally.", "HD picture quality is excellent and picture and sound quality of regular channels is also very good.", "I read that some people were experiencing loss of sound on some Samsung tv's.", "I have been having the same problem.", "Sound goes off, on average once a night.", "Switching channels does not help.", "I have to turn the tv off and then back on and the sound returns.", "I am going to call Samsung Service about this problem.", "My old tv often lost sound on one channel but would have sound after switching channels.", "This makes me wonder if it is a signal problem from my cable company.", "Overall I am very satisfied with the tv and the price was as low or better than any other retailer or supplier.", "Thanks Amazon......" ]
1	Want Weak Coffee That Tastes Burnt? Get This!	This pot is poorly designed. It is exactly the same as a coffee pot with a carafe! There is a hotplate inside that heats and scorches the coffee just like a coffeemaker with a carafe would! Cuisinart could have insulated the internal carafe, but they didn't. Double-walled means to plastic walls. This does zero to keep the coffee warm. Also, the water goes through so fast that you have to use a huge amount of coffee!!! I use 4 heaping double scoops to get 3 cups of strong coffee. I used three rounded double scoops in most other coffeemakers. I am giving away the $90 Cuisinart as I hate scorched and weak coffee.I also ordered, and sent back before using, theHamilton Beach 47665 BrewStation Plus 12-Cup Automatic Drip Coffeemakernone of these units actually have a real thermal carafe as I would think of the word 'thermal'. They all have just double plastic sidewalls and a burner inside.Gonna use an airpot or a vacuum thermos.	11	[ "This pot is poorly designed.", "It is exactly the same as a coffee pot with a carafe!", "There is a hotplate inside that heats and scorches the coffee just like a coffeemaker with a carafe would!", "Cuisinart could have insulated the internal carafe, but they didn't.", "Double-walled means to plastic walls.", "This does zero to keep the coffee warm.", "Also, the water goes through so fast that you have to use a huge amount of coffee!!!", "I use 4 heaping double scoops to get 3 cups of strong coffee.", "I used three rounded double scoops in most other coffeemakers.", "I am giving away the $90 Cuisinart as I hate scorched and weak coffee.I also ordered, and sent back before using, theHamilton Beach 47665 BrewStation Plus 12-Cup Automatic Drip Coffeemakernone of these units actually have a real thermal carafe as I would think of the word 'thermal'.", "They all have just double plastic sidewalls and a burner inside.Gonna use an airpot or a vacuum thermos." ]
1	bad translation	no need to talk about the greatness of this book. indeed it is worthy of the Uber-classic status it enjoys today. i am writing this review as a service to potential customers. do buy the book. read it, stop to think about it, take notes, but dont do so with the penguin edition. i picked up this edition because it was cheaper than some of the others i had to choose from and because i thought it had a cool cover photo, i didnt take translation into account. never had untill then. the penguin edition is longer and whoever translated it over-intellectualized it. its a tougher read than the vintage edition, which flows better and will be much more enjoable. so i urge you all to get the vintage classics edition. it'll cost you a bit more but its well worth it.	11	[ "no need to talk about the greatness of this book.", "indeed it is worthy of the Uber-classic status it enjoys today.", "i am writing this review as a service to potential customers.", "do buy the book.", "read it, stop to think about it, take notes, but dont do so with the penguin edition.", "i picked up this edition because it was cheaper than some of the others i had to choose from and because i thought it had a cool cover photo, i didnt take translation into account.", "never had untill then.", "the penguin edition is longer and whoever translated it over-intellectualized it.", "its a tougher read than the vintage edition, which flows better and will be much more enjoable.", "so i urge you all to get the vintage classics edition.", "it'll cost you a bit more but its well worth it." ]
2	Excellent follow-up to Hoodoo!	I will never understand why this CD was not a blockbuster. In mi opinionEssex was the perfect Pop record. ALL the songs are excellent. On the song "Getting into something" Moyet performs it with a unique sensuality I had never heard in any other singer. What can I say? The production is top notch and Alison is an extremely gifted singer. Get this CD before it gets out of print again. It's truly a gem. Finally, I recommend all her releases. Alf, Raindancing, Hoodoo, Singles, Hometime & Voice (Raindancing was not great but was a pretty good effort produced by famous producer Jimmy Iovine). Enjoy the tremendous vocal talents of Alison Moyet. Can not wait for her next CD. Go Alison!	13	[ "I will never understand why this CD was not a blockbuster.", "In mi opinionEssex was the perfect Pop record.", "ALL the songs are excellent.", "On the song \"Getting into something\" Moyet performs it with a unique sensuality I had never heard in any other singer.", "What can I say?", "The production is top notch and Alison is an extremely gifted singer.", "Get this CD before it gets out of print again.", "It's truly a gem.", "Finally, I recommend all her releases.", "Alf, Raindancing, Hoodoo, Singles, Hometime & Voice (Raindancing was not great but was a pretty good effort produced by famous producer Jimmy Iovine).", "Enjoy the tremendous vocal talents of Alison Moyet.", "Can not wait for her next CD.", "Go Alison!" ]
1	Find it cheap, or forget it	I'm not sure what T. Rogers who gave two reviews is talking about. Is he even reviewing THIS book? Anyway, I'll have to agree with one reviewer. No matter how you look at it, this book had $$$$$$ on it. David Donald wrote probably the greatest biography of LINCOLN in the last 40 years. Why something so shallow and pricey as this? As ABBA would say "money, money, money" - David Donald has not only sold the reader short, he has sold his own ability short. Anyone that can produce some of the prior works he has on Lincoln, and then this. Hey, this book isn't that bad as a gift (which it was for me), or something in the $1.00 bargain bin, not a bad deal at all. However, don't spend your hard earned money paying $30 (insane), $10 or even $5 on this book. Its ok, but not over $1 ok. Listen, for five dollars, I'd rather be looking over my five Dollar Lincoln instead of the five dollar Lincoln book. If your ever at a $1 book sale, I recommend! If you get it as a gift read it.	14	[ "I'm not sure what T.", "Rogers who gave two reviews is talking about.", "Is he even reviewing THIS book?", "Anyway, I'll have to agree with one reviewer.", "No matter how you look at it, this book had $$$$$$ on it.", "David Donald wrote probably the greatest biography of LINCOLN in the last 40 years.", "Why something so shallow and pricey as this?", "As ABBA would say \"money, money, money\" - David Donald has not only sold the reader short, he has sold his own ability short.", "Anyone that can produce some of the prior works he has on Lincoln, and then this.", "Hey, this book isn't that bad as a gift (which it was for me), or something in the $1.00 bargain bin, not a bad deal at all.", "However, don't spend your hard earned money paying $30 (insane), $10 or even $5 on this book.", "Its ok, but not over $1 ok.", "Listen, for five dollars, I'd rather be looking over my five Dollar Lincoln instead of the five dollar Lincoln book.", "If your ever at a $1 book sale, I recommend!", "If you get it as a gift read it." ]
1	Worst game yet...	Presentation The two page manual proves that there's not much here. If you're idea of fun is rebooting your system every three minutes, then this is the game for you. Now that's extreme! 1.0Graphics Extremely blocky, extremely outdated and extremely mediocre. 2.0Sound Sparse smattering of tiresome sound effects. The music is best described as "Hobo Techno." Big, phat beats with a synth harmonica. Look out kids, here comes DJ Boxcar Willie! 3.0Gameplay Game? Play? Those two words never entered my vocabulary after I booted up Extreme Watersports. I've seen free games that were better than this. 0.5Lasting Appeal Just like Joey "Three Fingers" Carpaducci, Extreme Watersports sleeps with the fishes now. 0.5 OVERALL SCORE (not an average) 1.0	14	[ "Presentation The two page manual proves that there's not much here.", "If you're idea of fun is rebooting your system every three minutes, then this is the game for you.", "Now that's extreme!", "1.0Graphics Extremely blocky, extremely outdated and extremely mediocre.", "2.0Sound Sparse smattering of tiresome sound effects.", "The music is best described as \"Hobo Techno.\" Big, phat beats with a synth harmonica.", "Look out kids, here comes DJ Boxcar Willie!", "3.0Gameplay Game?", "Play?", "Those two words never entered my vocabulary after I booted up Extreme Watersports.", "I've seen free games that were better than this.", "0.5Lasting Appeal Just like Joey \"Three Fingers\" Carpaducci, Extreme Watersports sleeps with the fishes now.", "0.5 OVERALL SCORE (not an average) 1.0" ]
1	This is a disposable	I reviewed this camera on the other s410 listing. This camera is a piece of crap. E18 errors which means your lens extends and wont go back in or the reverse. Canon is ignoring the problem and thier customers. This usually happens when out of warranty, 2.5 years. They say it is due to it being droped, sand in the lens, the moon in retrograde, whatever. My camera was well cared for never dropped looks like new and the problem occured. If you buy this camera its like a throw of the dice that it will happen to you so prepare for another 150 bucks to fix the problem, or buy a brand that stands behind thier product. I heard that there are a couple of class actions in the works over this issue, I hope they succeed, I am going to see if I can join the class and get my money back. And if you think it is random, my friend had the same problem with one of the A models. Its not, it hapens to most canon cameras. do a google search for E18 before you buy this hunk of junk	12	[ "I reviewed this camera on the other s410 listing.", "This camera is a piece of crap.", "E18 errors which means your lens extends and wont go back in or the reverse.", "Canon is ignoring the problem and thier customers.", "This usually happens when out of warranty, 2.5 years.", "They say it is due to it being droped, sand in the lens, the moon in retrograde, whatever.", "My camera was well cared for never dropped looks like new and the problem occured.", "If you buy this camera its like a throw of the dice that it will happen to you so prepare for another 150 bucks to fix the problem, or buy a brand that stands behind thier product.", "I heard that there are a couple of class actions in the works over this issue, I hope they succeed, I am going to see if I can join the class and get my money back.", "And if you think it is random, my friend had the same problem with one of the A models.", "Its not, it hapens to most canon cameras.", "do a google search for E18 before you buy this hunk of junk" ]
1	A let down!*	I bought this item for my mother in law at christmas and she loved it. she said it was great. So i thought i would try it because im so tired of the little straightners that i have straighten like 5 times to even get it straght. I have really thick hair so i thought this iron would be good. turns out i was wrong. Now dont get me wrong it worked when i did really thin strands of hair and very little at a time. I thought this iron would be different. I feel like i have wasted my money. And when the comb is on it literally pulls at least five pieces of hair out at one time. Maybe its just my hair but i think that was a waste of money. Good luck to whoever buys it.	11	[ "I bought this item for my mother in law at christmas and she loved it.", "she said it was great.", "So i thought i would try it because im so tired of the little straightners that i have straighten like 5 times to even get it straght.", "I have really thick hair so i thought this iron would be good.", "turns out i was wrong.", "Now dont get me wrong it worked when i did really thin strands of hair and very little at a time.", "I thought this iron would be different.", "I feel like i have wasted my money.", "And when the comb is on it literally pulls at least five pieces of hair out at one time.", "Maybe its just my hair but i think that was a waste of money.", "Good luck to whoever buys it." ]
2	The Bonus Material is What Makes this DVD Great.	I already own a few videos from the Classic Albums series and I'd have to say that the one on Queen's Night at the Opera is my favorite so far. This is mainly because of the bonus material. They get into the recording and compositional processes for a few of the songs from the album. Sometimes I forget how talented and creative Queen really was. This DVD reminded me, and then some.The main program gets into more of the historical background of the group and merely touches on the recording process. It's the extensive bonus material that really digs down deep into the recording and compositional processes. I would recommend this DVD for anyone who is interested in recording or music composition. You really can't go wrong with this one, if that's what you're looking for. It was exactly what I was looking for. I plan to collect more from this series. Hopefully, they will render the same amount of satisfaction.	11	[ "I already own a few videos from the Classic Albums series and I'd have to say that the one on Queen's Night at the Opera is my favorite so far.", "This is mainly because of the bonus material.", "They get into the recording and compositional processes for a few of the songs from the album.", "Sometimes I forget how talented and creative Queen really was.", "This DVD reminded me, and then some.The main program gets into more of the historical background of the group and merely touches on the recording process.", "It's the extensive bonus material that really digs down deep into the recording and compositional processes.", "I would recommend this DVD for anyone who is interested in recording or music composition.", "You really can't go wrong with this one, if that's what you're looking for.", "It was exactly what I was looking for.", "I plan to collect more from this series.", "Hopefully, they will render the same amount of satisfaction." ]
1	YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Ok, now if this game was the very first mario party game ever, then i would like it. BUT COME ON!!! There r already 4 MARIO PARTY GAMES!!! AND THEY R ALL EXACTLY THE SAME!!!! O sure, there might be a few differen't mini games and crap but ITS THE SAME EXACT CONCEPT!!! AHHHHH!!! IM GONNNA DIE!!! The only reason you should buy this game is if you have NEVER EVER played a mario party game before or if u don't have ANY mario party games. IT would just be wasting your money if u collected all these games. And if you've never played a mario party game but wanna buy one, i would say u should probably buy an older one becuase the older ones r ALOT CHEAPER and still EXACTLY THE SAME!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!	12	[ "Ok, now if this game was the very first mario party game ever, then i would like it.", "BUT COME ON!!!", "There r already 4 MARIO PARTY GAMES!!!", "AND THEY R ALL EXACTLY THE SAME!!!", "!", "O sure, there might be a few differen't mini games and crap but ITS THE SAME EXACT CONCEPT!!!", "AHHHHH!!!", "IM GONNNA DIE!!!", "The only reason you should buy this game is if you have NEVER EVER played a mario party game before or if u don't have ANY mario party games.", "IT would just be wasting your money if u collected all these games.", "And if you've never played a mario party game but wanna buy one, i would say u should probably buy an older one becuase the older ones r ALOT CHEAPER and still EXACTLY THE SAME!!!", "!", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!", "!!" ]
1	Not so Outstanding	This was a dissapointment. When I first watched the movie, I almost fell asleep during the first act. If I was you, just skip the entire first half and go right to the dancing snowflakes. The first act had no interesting roles dance wise. The second half was pretty good(dance roles of the sweets....hot chocolate,candy cane,etc.)Any part with Culkin was a drag, in the fact that his dancing was horrible and the steps that he was given were horrible too. The girl that played Marie looked like she could have been a good dancer, but they flunked out when giving her a role with no ballet dancing. If you are a fan of ballet dancing like me, I would not recommend this version of the Nutcracker. The only good parts were the dances of the sweets and the snowflakes, the rest was fast forward worthy material. So give yourself a break, and get a better version. I wish I had.	11	[ "This was a dissapointment.", "When I first watched the movie, I almost fell asleep during the first act.", "If I was you, just skip the entire first half and go right to the dancing snowflakes.", "The first act had no interesting roles dance wise.", "The second half was pretty good(dance roles of the sweets....hot chocolate,candy cane,etc.)Any part with Culkin was a drag, in the fact that his dancing was horrible and the steps that he was given were horrible too.", "The girl that played Marie looked like she could have been a good dancer, but they flunked out when giving her a role with no ballet dancing.", "If you are a fan of ballet dancing like me, I would not recommend this version of the Nutcracker.", "The only good parts were the dances of the sweets and the snowflakes, the rest was fast forward worthy material.", "So give yourself a break, and get a better version.", "I wish I had." ]
2	Lightweight Easy Climb	Love the Viper. Perfect for me after first purchasing the Titan. The Titan is a great product too. It is too big for me at 5'8" tall. That was a purchasing error on my part. If you are a taller hunter(6'2" or so) I think the Titan would be your Viper too. Picking the right climber for your height is important as I've learned. I could use the Titan but it never felt quite right. 1. Carrying it was tough if I didn't cinch the shoulder straps way up. The jaws would catch on my rubber boots. 2. Climbing felt stretched because the wrap around bar on the top section was farther away from the stirrups than was comfortable even if I had the stirrups as far towards me as possible.(great ab workout though...)Lesson learned about the size of the climber. I was trying not to skimp and accidentally purchased a climber that doesn't fit. Climbers are like clothes I guess. Wear one that fits...	17	[ "Love the Viper.", "Perfect for me after first purchasing the Titan.", "The Titan is a great product too.", "It is too big for me at 5'8\" tall.", "That was a purchasing error on my part.", "If you are a taller hunter(6'2\" or so) I think the Titan would be your Viper too.", "Picking the right climber for your height is important as I've learned.", "I could use the Titan but it never felt quite right.", "1.", "Carrying it was tough if I didn't cinch the shoulder straps way up.", "The jaws would catch on my rubber boots.", "2.", "Climbing felt stretched because the wrap around bar on the top section was farther away from the stirrups than was comfortable even if I had the stirrups as far towards me as possible.(great ab workout though...)Lesson learned about the size of the climber.", "I was trying not to skimp and accidentally purchased a climber that doesn't fit.", "Climbers are like clothes I guess.", "Wear one that fits..." ]
1	My film spree	I admit that I've gone on a Russell Crowe film spree. I think he is an amazing actor with unbelieveable range and depth. But this has to be the weakest film of his that I've seen. I haven't seen the first 3 films that he was in or "Love in Limbo", "Rough Magic" & "Heaven's Burning". So my opinion could change. This is after all just my opinion.I don't think the director knew what to do with his actors besides making them run around. This is film... let the actors faces tell some of the story. I just didn't feel that connection I've come to expect from Mr. Crowe.As far as Russell doing the the New York/New Jersey accent there was a bean instead of a bin/been. But I only noticed that one slip. Picky, picky, picky. Next	11	[ "I admit that I've gone on a Russell Crowe film spree.", "I think he is an amazing actor with unbelieveable range and depth.", "But this has to be the weakest film of his that I've seen.", "I haven't seen the first 3 films that he was in or \"Love in Limbo\", \"Rough Magic\" & \"Heaven's Burning\".", "So my opinion could change.", "This is after all just my opinion.I don't think the director knew what to do with his actors besides making them run around.", "This is film... let the actors faces tell some of the story.", "I just didn't feel that connection I've come to expect from Mr.", "Crowe.As far as Russell doing the the New York/New Jersey accent there was a bean instead of a bin/been.", "But I only noticed that one slip.", "Picky, picky, picky.", "Next" ]
2	A great surprise!	This is a very good album! Good songs, tight band, Hunter lyrics, and (shockingly) strong vocals! And a great bass player! The guitar players are terrific too. Very Allman-oriented (I guess that's AOR), with Liberty redone with a "Fatman in the Bathtub" arrangement! Very nice, touching, but not wading in nostalgia. (It is funny to have songs both looking back to Jerry and urging us to move on right next to each other). Interesting spiritual undercurrent as well.The bonus disc is a total treat! St Stephen! Terrific The Eleven! 25 minutes of Dark Star from New Years Eve. Even a new Passenger studio version. What's not to like?!	14	[ "This is a very good album!", "Good songs, tight band, Hunter lyrics, and (shockingly) strong vocals!", "And a great bass player!", "The guitar players are terrific too.", "Very Allman-oriented (I guess that's AOR), with Liberty redone with a \"Fatman in the Bathtub\" arrangement!", "Very nice, touching, but not wading in nostalgia.", "(It is funny to have songs both looking back to Jerry and urging us to move on right next to each other).", "Interesting spiritual undercurrent as well.The bonus disc is a total treat!", "St Stephen!", "Terrific The Eleven!", "25 minutes of Dark Star from New Years Eve.", "Even a new Passenger studio version.", "What's not to like?!" ]