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1	beware of shoddy merchandise that cannot be returned	I bought this dress for a granddaughter who was singing an Annie song in a school talent show. It was missized- - very short. It was made from very shoddy fabric. It was never worn, but I was not allowed to return it. I was told costumes are not returnable, but I could exchange it. I asked why would I exchange it? It is such a shoddy piece of merchandise. The seller said it is a costume, not a dress. I paid $40 for it and expected some value for that amount of money. Beware of anything this vendor is trying to sell. I found out that every vendor has a different return policy. Investigate the return policy carefully. Amazon may sell the product, but does not insure that returns can be made. I lost $40.	14	[ "I bought this dress for a granddaughter who was singing an Annie song in a school talent show.", "It was missized- - very short.", "It was made from very shoddy fabric.", "It was never worn, but I was not allowed to return it.", "I was told costumes are not returnable, but I could exchange it.", "I asked why would I exchange it?", "It is such a shoddy piece of merchandise.", "The seller said it is a costume, not a dress.", "I paid $40 for it and expected some value for that amount of money.", "Beware of anything this vendor is trying to sell.", "I found out that every vendor has a different return policy.", "Investigate the return policy carefully.", "Amazon may sell the product, but does not insure that returns can be made.", "I lost $40." ]
1	ABSOLUTE HORRIBLE PRODUCT! DO NOT BUY!	Worst product ever! We have a 1 year old female boxer who is in heat. We first bought size large and thought maybe they just didn't fit. So we bought size extra large and we have the same problem. The hole for the tail is not even in the right spot. They always fall down and we have to keep pulling them up. They fall down so her girly part is showing through the tail hole. NOT EVEN COVERED for protection. The tabs also kept ripping off because of us constantly pulling them up. WORTHLESS PRODUCT!!! Wasted $40 on these.	11	[ "Worst product ever!", "We have a 1 year old female boxer who is in heat.", "We first bought size large and thought maybe they just didn't fit.", "So we bought size extra large and we have the same problem.", "The hole for the tail is not even in the right spot.", "They always fall down and we have to keep pulling them up.", "They fall down so her girly part is showing through the tail hole.", "NOT EVEN COVERED for protection.", "The tabs also kept ripping off because of us constantly pulling them up.", "WORTHLESS PRODUCT!!!", "Wasted $40 on these." ]
2	Just Awesome	I am a Gadget Geek. I want the best stuff out there and the coolest toys available. I waited for some reason with the kindle and it was a mistake. My kindle goes everywhere with me and I now read 4x what I did before. Yes there is the iPad out there, but there are several drawbacks to the new apple toy.1. cannot read the screen in sunlight2. battery life is 1/8 the kindle3. smudges on the screen from touching it constantly4. heavy5. you have to buy the 3g service plan (which sucks through at&t;) or find wifi6. you cannot listen to music while you read (no multiple app functionality)Bottom line, if you want a toy, buy the iPad. If you want to best book on the planet, buy the kindle.cheers	12	[ "I am a Gadget Geek.", "I want the best stuff out there and the coolest toys available.", "I waited for some reason with the kindle and it was a mistake.", "My kindle goes everywhere with me and I now read 4x what I did before.", "Yes there is the iPad out there, but there are several drawbacks to the new apple toy.1. cannot read the screen in sunlight2.", "battery life is 1/8 the kindle3.", "smudges on the screen from touching it constantly4.", "heavy5.", "you have to buy the 3g service plan (which sucks through at&t;) or find wifi6.", "you cannot listen to music while you read (no multiple app functionality)Bottom line, if you want a toy, buy the iPad.", "If you want to best book on the planet, buy the kindle.cheers" ]
2	Great Receptionist!!!	I bought this same answering machine nearly three years ago. Just this year the unit was struck by lightning. Amazingly enough, the unit still works on its' own but when you connect it to a caller ID it won't work. It has been a great receptionist for me. It works very well for a home-based business. I was concerned that I wouldn't be able to find another one because it was unavailable at the place where I initially purchased it. Then I tried Amazon.com and found it about eight dollars cheaper and received it in a matter of 3 days. I think it's a great machine to have and I've never had any other problem with it. Once I followed the instructions on programming it, it was ON, like popcorn. That's a little slang my grandkids taught me. If you put a pretty long greeting on it, it will even discourage bill collectors. I hope GE continues to make this product. It's GREAT!!! Lois Simmons	14	[ "I bought this same answering machine nearly three years ago.", "Just this year the unit was struck by lightning.", "Amazingly enough, the unit still works on its' own but when you connect it to a caller ID it won't work.", "It has been a great receptionist for me.", "It works very well for a home-based business.", "I was concerned that I wouldn't be able to find another one because it was unavailable at the place where I initially purchased it.", "Then I tried Amazon.com and found it about eight dollars cheaper and received it in a matter of 3 days.", "I think it's a great machine to have and I've never had any other problem with it.", "Once I followed the instructions on programming it, it was ON, like popcorn.", "That's a little slang my grandkids taught me.", "If you put a pretty long greeting on it, it will even discourage bill collectors.", "I hope GE continues to make this product.", "It's GREAT!!!", "Lois Simmons" ]
2	Just getting started	My husband and I were wanting to spice up our marriage. I found I had an interest in kink, so he decided to try it. He really appreciates this book. He said it gave him some ideas of guidelines and where to start (as the dom)and what it was really all about. He said it also gave him insight as to my position (sub). Since he has read it, he has started being more bold. He even sent me roses to work and accented their thorns with a little note he wrote!I haven't finished it yet, but what I have read I have enjoyed. The humor is great and I am constantly smiling throughout making it a joy to read. I can really relate to the authors. I appreciate the comments written on this book. It has been a great book to break the ice and open new doors in our marriage.	11	[ "My husband and I were wanting to spice up our marriage.", "I found I had an interest in kink, so he decided to try it.", "He really appreciates this book.", "He said it gave him some ideas of guidelines and where to start (as the dom)and what it was really all about.", "He said it also gave him insight as to my position (sub).", "Since he has read it, he has started being more bold.", "He even sent me roses to work and accented their thorns with a little note he wrote!", "I haven't finished it yet, but what I have read I have enjoyed.", "The humor is great and I am constantly smiling throughout making it a joy to read.", "I can really relate to the authors.", "I appreciate the comments written on this book.", "It has been a great book to break the ice and open new doors in our marriage." ]
2	Wow!!	You probably wont believe a stranger telling you that this Hanson cd is awesome... you'll probably have to listen to it for yourself to become a believer!! But PLEASE give it a chance, even if you're not the world's biggest Hanson fan. I've always liked Hanson, so I'm kind of partial to them anyway, but I've also always seen what it is people dont like about them. They're singing ability was kind of shaky, though their tunes were kind of catchy, and their songs, lyrics, and image lacked maturity. "This Time Around" changes all of that! I was blown away by their newfound maturity, and how well it was displayed in such a wide ranging album. It's amazing!! The album is a little bit of blues mixed with rock and their signature pop, but it's not all that bouncy, happy pop like Middle of Nowhere. I've been able to turn a few Hanson haters into fans with this cd! Even if you cant bring yourself to buy this cd, listen to some of the tracks a few times!! If you're not hooked soon...well... you will be.	11	[ "You probably wont believe a stranger telling you that this Hanson cd is awesome... you'll probably have to listen to it for yourself to become a believer!!", "But PLEASE give it a chance, even if you're not the world's biggest Hanson fan.", "I've always liked Hanson, so I'm kind of partial to them anyway, but I've also always seen what it is people dont like about them.", "They're singing ability was kind of shaky, though their tunes were kind of catchy, and their songs, lyrics, and image lacked maturity.", "\"This Time Around\" changes all of that!", "I was blown away by their newfound maturity, and how well it was displayed in such a wide ranging album.", "It's amazing!!", "The album is a little bit of blues mixed with rock and their signature pop, but it's not all that bouncy, happy pop like Middle of Nowhere.", "I've been able to turn a few Hanson haters into fans with this cd!", "Even if you cant bring yourself to buy this cd, listen to some of the tracks a few times!!", "If you're not hooked soon...well... you will be." ]
1	Vanilla Icing Dark Ash Blonde Comes out Dark and Greenish!	WARNING. This is a horrible color. Unfortunately, it wasn't until I had this color applied in my hair that I specifically read the reviews for "Vanilla Icing" Dark Ash Blonde. Though there are good reviews for other colors, all the reviews for THIS color are awful. I raced into my tub and rinsed off the product early but to no avail. The color is hideous. I started with a blonde color just SLIGHTLY lighter than the photo on the box (and easily one of the three in the "color result guide" on the side of the box). All I wanted to do was to slightly change the tone. I now have DARK greenish-brown hair. It doesn't even SLIGHTLY resemble the color on the box (or even any natural color.) UGGG. I'm going to run to Walgreens now and buy some kind of color eraser, and hope I can get it out. STEER AWAY FROM THIS COLOR!!!	14	[ "WARNING.", "This is a horrible color.", "Unfortunately, it wasn't until I had this color applied in my hair that I specifically read the reviews for \"Vanilla Icing\" Dark Ash Blonde.", "Though there are good reviews for other colors, all the reviews for THIS color are awful.", "I raced into my tub and rinsed off the product early but to no avail.", "The color is hideous.", "I started with a blonde color just SLIGHTLY lighter than the photo on the box (and easily one of the three in the \"color result guide\" on the side of the box).", "All I wanted to do was to slightly change the tone.", "I now have DARK greenish-brown hair.", "It doesn't even SLIGHTLY resemble the color on the box (or even any natural color.) UGGG.", "I'm going to run to Walgreens now and buy some kind of color eraser, and hope I can get it out.", "STEER AWAY FROM THIS COLOR!!!" ]
1	Funny......ok not really	Eurotrip was suppose to be funny as hell. It wasnt. Well for meit wasn't. Its not the best or greatest comedy I've seen but its stupid enough to make you laugh like a bit. The plot was stupid and cheezy. THIS GIRL FROM OUT OF NO WERE DOESNT EVEN NO THIS GUY AND SHE WANTS TO BE WITH HIM! Unless all german girls are really like that than never mind about it. The movie wasn't as good as rode trip I can tell you that. The characters were lame and stupid. The stories ending didn't make me really enjoy the movie. I hate it that all teenager flicks alway have to make an ending when the main character gets the girl. Why cant they make a different ending wich lets you think and say "thats not how I pictured it". Well if you wanna pay nine bucks for this crap be my guess. I shouldn't have but you make the dessision.I recommend you watch Club Dred. That will funny.	15	[ "Eurotrip was suppose to be funny as hell.", "It wasnt.", "Well for meit wasn't.", "Its not the best or greatest comedy I've seen but its stupid enough to make you laugh like a bit.", "The plot was stupid and cheezy.", "THIS GIRL FROM OUT OF NO WERE DOESNT EVEN NO THIS GUY AND SHE WANTS TO BE WITH HIM!", "Unless all german girls are really like that than never mind about it.", "The movie wasn't as good as rode trip I can tell you that.", "The characters were lame and stupid.", "The stories ending didn't make me really enjoy the movie.", "I hate it that all teenager flicks alway have to make an ending when the main character gets the girl.", "Why cant they make a different ending wich lets you think and say \"thats not how I pictured it\".", "Well if you wanna pay nine bucks for this crap be my guess.", "I shouldn't have but you make the dessision.I recommend you watch Club Dred.", "That will funny." ]
2	Finally something that works!!!!	I have had a really bad problem with sweating for about 3 years and have tried every deodorant under the sun with horrible results every time. This was a very embarrassing problem, especially since I am a girl, and it was very frustrating not being able to wear clothes that I wanted to . I read about Certain Dri in a magazine article and decided to give it a try, expecting to be disappointed. The first night, there was a lot of itching, but that is normal. It worked pretty well, but I still sweat some. The second day, I sweat even more than I did the first day, so I was beginning to get very disappointed. I kept using it and now I am sweat free!!! This is the best feeling! I can finally wear what I want and I feel like a normal teenage girl!!! If you feel like you sweat too much, this product is definitely worth a try!!	11	[ "I have had a really bad problem with sweating for about 3 years and have tried every deodorant under the sun with horrible results every time.", "This was a very embarrassing problem, especially since I am a girl, and it was very frustrating not being able to wear clothes that I wanted to.", "I read about Certain Dri in a magazine article and decided to give it a try, expecting to be disappointed.", "The first night, there was a lot of itching, but that is normal.", "It worked pretty well, but I still sweat some.", "The second day, I sweat even more than I did the first day, so I was beginning to get very disappointed.", "I kept using it and now I am sweat free!!!", "This is the best feeling!", "I can finally wear what I want and I feel like a normal teenage girl!!!", "If you feel like you sweat too much, this product is definitely worth a try!!" ]
1	LIGHTEN UP	It gave me a headache. I found nothing enlightening about it. I subscribe to the belief that in truth there is beauty and simplicity. In science it can be a simple formula expressing a profound idea such as E=mc^2. I guess it's a great academic exercise for those who have the time. Where's the clarity. I subscribe the KISS concept. Life/being at least in the physical sense appears very short from where I'm sitting. I'd rather embrace life with joy and whatever form my being has taken and savor the time I have. That to me has real meaning. To each his/her own we will probably never know if we got it "right" orwill MH. Or perhaps he finally did.	12	[ "It gave me a headache.", "I found nothing enlightening about it.", "I subscribe to the belief that in truth there is beauty and simplicity.", "In science it can be a simple formula expressing a profound idea such as E=mc^2.", "I guess it's a great academic exercise for those who have the time.", "Where's the clarity.", "I subscribe the KISS concept.", "Life/being at least in the physical sense appears very short from where I'm sitting.", "I'd rather embrace life with joy and whatever form my being has taken and savor the time I have.", "That to me has real meaning.", "To each his/her own we will probably never know if we got it \"right\" orwill MH.", "Or perhaps he finally did." ]
2	I love Morrissey.	I really, really love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey. I love Morrissey, really. I love Morrissey.	12	[ "I really, really love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey.", "I love Morrissey, really.", "I love Morrissey." ]
2	THE BEST!	This product SAVED MY LIFE. (This kid's review thing is handy if you don't want to go into a hassle about making yourself a member,huh?) I used to sweat excessivly, for years - it was such an embaressment. I used to wear sweatshirts every day so no one would see. It was horrible. I worried about it constantly. And then I saw this ad for Certi-Dri, and I decided to try it. The rest is history. Although I would add that using it after shaving is a terrible idea (it burns like anything) and it doesn't work so well, on me at least, around my period time (that is, I sweat a little bit then.). Otherwise, it never fails! I love it! I use it every other night (or every third night) and it's fantastic. If you have a sweating problem, BUY THIS! You'll never regeret it.-A 19 year old Fan	14	[ "This product SAVED MY LIFE.", "(This kid's review thing is handy if you don't want to go into a hassle about making yourself a member,huh?", ") I used to sweat excessivly, for years - it was such an embaressment.", "I used to wear sweatshirts every day so no one would see.", "It was horrible.", "I worried about it constantly.", "And then I saw this ad for Certi-Dri, and I decided to try it.", "The rest is history.", "Although I would add that using it after shaving is a terrible idea (it burns like anything) and it doesn't work so well, on me at least, around my period time (that is, I sweat a little bit then.).", "Otherwise, it never fails!", "I love it!", "I use it every other night (or every third night) and it's fantastic.", "If you have a sweating problem, BUY THIS!", "You'll never regeret it.-A 19 year old Fan" ]
1	re: Bach	re: Bach is bad not because of it's new age or pop tracks. Those are alright. The arrangements are quite pleasent. No, the album is painful to listen to because of the way Lara plays on the classical tracks. She is sounding way worse than any of her previous albums. The playing is just so unmusical. The dynamics are horrible. Like maybe she was sick while recording it. I'd like to quickly forget this CD and only remember Lara the way she sounded on some of her previous, brilliant albums. If you never heard her play, try the Gypsy album. It is quite brilliant.	11	[ "re: Bach is bad not because of it's new age or pop tracks.", "Those are alright.", "The arrangements are quite pleasent.", "No, the album is painful to listen to because of the way Lara plays on the classical tracks.", "She is sounding way worse than any of her previous albums.", "The playing is just so unmusical.", "The dynamics are horrible.", "Like maybe she was sick while recording it.", "I'd like to quickly forget this CD and only remember Lara the way she sounded on some of her previous, brilliant albums.", "If you never heard her play, try the Gypsy album.", "It is quite brilliant." ]
1	Missing Game	I'm a huge Browns fan and I ordered this as soon as i found out this was available. I was at the falcons game in '02 and have great memories of bernie and the dawg pound defense of the mid-late 80s. i was only 2 during the kardiac kids season, but was excited to watch this too. the falcons game was great - watched that 1st, good quality. however, when i put the squeelers disc in - which was labeled as such - it was another copy of the falcons game. 1 star is not a commentary on the dvd, but the fact that one game was missing. very frusterating. will return and try again though. i'm not sure why more games aren't available. i'd buy a bunch of these sets. the nfl (and mlb) need to get their act together and put out more dvds - just with better quality control.	11	[ "I'm a huge Browns fan and I ordered this as soon as i found out this was available.", "I was at the falcons game in '02 and have great memories of bernie and the dawg pound defense of the mid-late 80s.", "i was only 2 during the kardiac kids season, but was excited to watch this too.", "the falcons game was great - watched that 1st, good quality.", "however, when i put the squeelers disc in - which was labeled as such - it was another copy of the falcons game.", "1 star is not a commentary on the dvd, but the fact that one game was missing.", "very frusterating.", "will return and try again though.", "i'm not sure why more games aren't available.", "i'd buy a bunch of these sets.", "the nfl (and mlb) need to get their act together and put out more dvds - just with better quality control." ]
1	J.D Salinger the thief	J.D. Salinger's catcher in the rye is a blatant rip off of John Fante's 'Ask the dust' he only made it more reader friendly. From the catholic imagery, to the very scene of the prostitute dressed in green. J.D. Salinger is a hack, he's a recluse so we think he's so mysterious, but in reality it's because he's a nothing. Stolen, for the love of god, I beg you to read both books and make up your mind who is the better writer, a poor immigrant or a rich brat? I remember having catcher in the rye shoved down my throat in highschool. I couldn't believe the crap that guy flung at us. And the audacity. Fact- "Ask the dust" was published in 1939, catcher in the rye in the fifties. I'm just asking you to read both books and make up your mind. For I already know the truth. JD Salinger is a rich brat that ripped off a meaningful writer's complete style and story. Only made it more posh. Read both books and make up your mind. JD Salinger is a travesty to writing.	16	[ "J.D. Salinger's catcher in the rye is a blatant rip off of John Fante's 'Ask the dust' he only made it more reader friendly.", "From the catholic imagery, to the very scene of the prostitute dressed in green.", "J.D. Salinger is a hack, he's a recluse so we think he's so mysterious, but in reality it's because he's a nothing.", "Stolen, for the love of god, I beg you to read both books and make up your mind who is the better writer, a poor immigrant or a rich brat?", "I remember having catcher in the rye shoved down my throat in highschool.", "I couldn't believe the crap that guy flung at us.", "And the audacity.", "Fact- \"Ask the dust\" was published in 1939, catcher in the rye in the fifties.", "I'm just asking you to read both books and make up your mind.", "For I already know the truth.", "JD Salinger is a rich brat that ripped off a meaningful writer's complete style and story.", "Only made it more posh.", "Read both books and make up your mind.", "JD Salinger is a travesty to writing." ]
2	2D Insanity	I keep telling people I'm not a fan of fighting games. However, the Dreamcast keeps making a liar out of me with some of the best fighting games, and i keep buying them. I doubt there is a fighting game that is better at combining all the factors that go into a great game. The game s very easy to learn, as most of the combos are pretty easy to master; almost pick up and play. However, the stratgey involved in pulling these moves and when to let loose with a combo adds a lot of depth. It gets deeper when you add all the characters that need to be unlocked. There is a total of 56 characters! Thus replay value is a forgone conclusion. The graphics are phenomenal. The 2D characters are place atop 3D back grounds. This is a fighting game for fans of the genre as well those that aren't.	11	[ "I keep telling people I'm not a fan of fighting games.", "However, the Dreamcast keeps making a liar out of me with some of the best fighting games, and i keep buying them.", "I doubt there is a fighting game that is better at combining all the factors that go into a great game.", "The game s very easy to learn, as most of the combos are pretty easy to master; almost pick up and play.", "However, the stratgey involved in pulling these moves and when to let loose with a combo adds a lot of depth.", "It gets deeper when you add all the characters that need to be unlocked.", "There is a total of 56 characters!", "Thus replay value is a forgone conclusion.", "The graphics are phenomenal.", "The 2D characters are place atop 3D back grounds.", "This is a fighting game for fans of the genre as well those that aren't." ]
2	I reveled in reading Lance's story.	I'm a student from NYC Technical College. I study English as a second language and in this semester our teacher picked this book. < It's not about the bike> By: Lance Armstrong. I think she made a good choice for the class because some times we read together, we shared ideas, and we enjoyed reading this book. My opinion about Lance is that he is a perfect example for others with any obstacles in their lives. Lance fought against his cancer and emerged with victory. He won his dreams because he won the Tour de France. He had a second chance in his life and he was approaching this opportunity. I want to see him racing his bike again in a competition. Maybe I will read his second book if he writes another and follow his new life with his wife and his son. I encourage others to read this book based on real life and how he won the fight: " Lance vs cancer ".	11	[ "I'm a student from NYC Technical College.", "I study English as a second language and in this semester our teacher picked this book.", "< It's not about the bike> By: Lance Armstrong.", "I think she made a good choice for the class because some times we read together, we shared ideas, and we enjoyed reading this book.", "My opinion about Lance is that he is a perfect example for others with any obstacles in their lives.", "Lance fought against his cancer and emerged with victory.", "He won his dreams because he won the Tour de France.", "He had a second chance in his life and he was approaching this opportunity.", "I want to see him racing his bike again in a competition.", "Maybe I will read his second book if he writes another and follow his new life with his wife and his son.", "I encourage others to read this book based on real life and how he won the fight: \" Lance vs cancer \"." ]
2	Hilarious characters!!!!	In the BFG, the BFG catches dreams in Dream Country. No human can see them. The BFG can only hear them with his gigantic ears. He uses a net to catch these dreams. All of this happens in the chapter called Journey to Dream Country. The BFG goes to a house next to an orphanage. There lay awake on her bed, a little girl named Sophie. When the BFG saw her, he took her because he didn't want her to tell anyone that there was a giant outside her window with a long trumpet and a briefcase in each hand. He took her to his cave in Giant Country where there lay nine giants, double the size of the BFG. When the got in the cave, Sophie could hear them galloping off somewhere. What she didn't know was that the would or could be in the headlines of a magazine. I shall not tell you anything more about this book except that if you're under the age of six I think this book may be too harsh. If you like action and want a good hoot well all I can say is good choice.	13	[ "In the BFG, the BFG catches dreams in Dream Country.", "No human can see them.", "The BFG can only hear them with his gigantic ears.", "He uses a net to catch these dreams.", "All of this happens in the chapter called Journey to Dream Country.", "The BFG goes to a house next to an orphanage.", "There lay awake on her bed, a little girl named Sophie.", "When the BFG saw her, he took her because he didn't want her to tell anyone that there was a giant outside her window with a long trumpet and a briefcase in each hand.", "He took her to his cave in Giant Country where there lay nine giants, double the size of the BFG.", "When the got in the cave, Sophie could hear them galloping off somewhere.", "What she didn't know was that the would or could be in the headlines of a magazine.", "I shall not tell you anything more about this book except that if you're under the age of six I think this book may be too harsh.", "If you like action and want a good hoot well all I can say is good choice." ]
2	whistleblowr? - reams, agricultural scientists arrested for?	Shalom! from YHVH our creator! thank you if this is available publicly.Dr. Reams was arrested!!!?!! for "practicing medicine without a license" via ama/fda protocols. YET HE NEVER gave nor prescribed a drug!!! (see Salem Kirbans book)A decade after Reams died, the ama(american medical ass.) proved in authorized tests that he was right! - everyone with leuk. was deficient in vtamin A... then, because they couldn't patent it, they buried it!!! (BUT THE FRENCH PUBLISHED THIS,circa 1960)	11	[ "Shalom!", "from YHVH our creator!", "thank you if this is available publicly.Dr.", "Reams was arrested!!!", "?!!", "for \"practicing medicine without a license\" via ama/fda protocols.", "YET HE NEVER gave nor prescribed a drug!!!", "(see Salem Kirbans book)A decade after Reams died, the ama(american medical ass.) proved in authorized tests that he was right!", "- everyone with leuk.", "was deficient in vtamin A... then, because they couldn't patent it, they buried it!!!", "(BUT THE FRENCH PUBLISHED THIS,circa 1960)" ]
1	6th Grader's Review	This story is about Joey Pigza before his medication (the medication is for ADD, and it is working for him). He is 9 years old and beyond hyper, and he is becoming quite dangerous with just his grandmother around. His mother is away chasing his dad who also can't control himself. Joey has many problems with his hyperness and must go to special ed. This story is filled with excitement and fun. Joey is unaware of himself and the people around him. This gives him quite a few problems. I would not like to meet him in a crazy stage.This book was very good, but some parts were a bit too crazy. I sometimes felt like it got a little too insane by Joey. The author tries to make things funny that are not intended to be funny. Overall it was a fairly good book, and I think people should read it.Reviewer: Douglas2 out of 5 stars	11	[ "This story is about Joey Pigza before his medication (the medication is for ADD, and it is working for him).", "He is 9 years old and beyond hyper, and he is becoming quite dangerous with just his grandmother around.", "His mother is away chasing his dad who also can't control himself.", "Joey has many problems with his hyperness and must go to special ed.", "This story is filled with excitement and fun.", "Joey is unaware of himself and the people around him.", "This gives him quite a few problems.", "I would not like to meet him in a crazy stage.This book was very good, but some parts were a bit too crazy.", "I sometimes felt like it got a little too insane by Joey.", "The author tries to make things funny that are not intended to be funny.", "Overall it was a fairly good book, and I think people should read it.Reviewer: Douglas2 out of 5 stars" ]
2	Good looking, sturdy, reliable	My wife owns this phone. I made the mistake of getting a Treo 650 (see review there), but I wouldn't mind having this phone instead. Sharp looking. Reliable. Very sturdy, much more so than some other Moto phones I've seen (read: RAZR). We love the ringtone that says "Hello, Moto." It's not perfect -- drawbacks include:* Only one phone number per contact. So if you have three phone numbers for one person, you'll see them show up three times in your phonebook. I can see where some people might prefer this -- maybe it's easier to give each number its own speed-dial, or quicker to get to a specific number without drilling down through menus -- but to me, it's sloppy.* Rings could be louder. Really only an issue if you're going to carry this in a purse.* Power connector is a little flaky. This could have been better designed. We've thought we've plugged this phone in before, only to discover it wasn't quite connected and it didn't charge. A cradle might solve this one.	15	[ "My wife owns this phone.", "I made the mistake of getting a Treo 650 (see review there), but I wouldn't mind having this phone instead.", "Sharp looking.", "Reliable.", "Very sturdy, much more so than some other Moto phones I've seen (read: RAZR).", "We love the ringtone that says \"Hello, Moto.\" It's not perfect -- drawbacks include:* Only one phone number per contact.", "So if you have three phone numbers for one person, you'll see them show up three times in your phonebook.", "I can see where some people might prefer this -- maybe it's easier to give each number its own speed-dial, or quicker to get to a specific number without drilling down through menus -- but to me, it's sloppy.* Rings could be louder.", "Really only an issue if you're going to carry this in a purse.* Power connector is a little flaky.", "This could have been better designed.", "We've thought we've plugged this phone in before, only to discover it wasn't quite connected and it didn't charge.", "A cradle might solve this one." ]
1	Why do people like Lollipop?	Why do people like Lollipop?Being a native of the hometown of Lollipop, Toledo, OH, where people LOVE this band, I should know the answer to this question. But, alas, I can't figure it out for the life of me. Anti-climatic, cliched, hateful metal is what this is. I see no point to it. First of all, their theme of murder is offensive. Especially when a member of your family has been brutally murdered. Don't trivialize something so disgusting. Secondly, their music is completely flat...that's what happens when you try to be heavy throughout an entire song. It's boring. Thirdly, this style and the topic of the lyrics has become a cliche these days. It may have been cool and interesting when it was original back in '96, but it's just old and worn out today. Where's the originality? How can this be considered art? As a musician and artist in Toledo, I want to say that not everything out of Toledo is this bad.	14	[ "Why do people like Lollipop?", "Being a native of the hometown of Lollipop, Toledo, OH, where people LOVE this band, I should know the answer to this question.", "But, alas, I can't figure it out for the life of me.", "Anti-climatic, cliched, hateful metal is what this is.", "I see no point to it.", "First of all, their theme of murder is offensive.", "Especially when a member of your family has been brutally murdered.", "Don't trivialize something so disgusting.", "Secondly, their music is completely flat...that's what happens when you try to be heavy throughout an entire song.", "It's boring.", "Thirdly, this style and the topic of the lyrics has become a cliche these days.", "It may have been cool and interesting when it was original back in '96, but it's just old and worn out today.", "Where's the originality?", "How can this be considered art?", "As a musician and artist in Toledo, I want to say that not everything out of Toledo is this bad." ]
1	disappointed	I bought this book based on the online reviews. I couldn't believe I was reading the same book as was being reviewed! I couldn't even finish this book. The story was poorly developed. Ms. Berg used very obvious plot devices which glared out at me and, as hard as I tried, I couldn't believe the situation. The feeling of the story was one of someone trying too hard to fit every explaination in for why this ridiculous situation was happening that the heart of the characters did not come through. There was no connection nor flow in this story. Did not one of you notice that Samantha's eyes were brown on page 21 and "hot green" on page 31??? Then they were back to whiskey colored a few pages later. This glaring mistake was so distracting. I wish all the best to Ms. Berg but I can't say that I will be buying any more of her books.	11	[ "I bought this book based on the online reviews.", "I couldn't believe I was reading the same book as was being reviewed!", "I couldn't even finish this book.", "The story was poorly developed.", "Ms.", "Berg used very obvious plot devices which glared out at me and, as hard as I tried, I couldn't believe the situation.", "The feeling of the story was one of someone trying too hard to fit every explaination in for why this ridiculous situation was happening that the heart of the characters did not come through.", "There was no connection nor flow in this story.", "Did not one of you notice that Samantha's eyes were brown on page 21 and \"hot green\" on page 31???", "Then they were back to whiskey colored a few pages later.", "This glaring mistake was so distracting.", "I wish all the best to Ms.", "Berg but I can't say that I will be buying any more of her books." ]
2	Unpleasant dreams, everybody.	I second most of what "hugh dignon" said below; he hit it on the head. I enjoy few authors more than James. I'm a full-grown, mostly rational, non-squeamish, non-superstitious adult, and these stories make my skin crawl, even on repeat readings.One small caveat: It might be hard to resist devouring all the stories in a short period of time. Resist and ration them out. First, because these are (nearly?) all the ghost stories he wrote. Second, they're formulaic enough in structure that as you near the end of the book, they start to lose some impact if read all at once.I've read "The Story of a Disappearance and an Appearance" four or five times. I still can't follow the plot. It still keeps me awake at night. (Maybe this is because Punch & Judy puppets creep me out). Does anyone else get it?	11	[ "I second most of what \"hugh dignon\" said below; he hit it on the head.", "I enjoy few authors more than James.", "I'm a full-grown, mostly rational, non-squeamish, non-superstitious adult, and these stories make my skin crawl, even on repeat readings.One small caveat: It might be hard to resist devouring all the stories in a short period of time.", "Resist and ration them out.", "First, because these are (nearly?", ") all the ghost stories he wrote.", "Second, they're formulaic enough in structure that as you near the end of the book, they start to lose some impact if read all at once.I've read \"The Story of a Disappearance and an Appearance\" four or five times.", "I still can't follow the plot.", "It still keeps me awake at night.", "(Maybe this is because Punch & Judy puppets creep me out).", "Does anyone else get it?" ]
1	sad	Poor support. No support, even the free stuff without handing over your credit card first. Updates are just charges for new version numbers. You can't use the payroll system without paying for their monthly service. Irritating pop-ups trying to sell you more stuff while you are trying to do book work. And yes I still own it and have for a few years. It has its good points. Pretty easy to set up and use. Kinda stuck at the moment. Believe it or not I switched to this from a worse program, Peachtree. My only salvation is I only need it for two more years then it goes in the trash.1/10/07 - As promised, in the trash. Sold my business in April. They happily charged another years Payroll service to my credit card last month , even though the information they have on file is outdated. The only good point is the girl in the Phillipines I talked to about the charges quickly and politely reversed them.	14	[ "Poor support.", "No support, even the free stuff without handing over your credit card first.", "Updates are just charges for new version numbers.", "You can't use the payroll system without paying for their monthly service.", "Irritating pop-ups trying to sell you more stuff while you are trying to do book work.", "And yes I still own it and have for a few years.", "It has its good points.", "Pretty easy to set up and use.", "Kinda stuck at the moment.", "Believe it or not I switched to this from a worse program, Peachtree.", "My only salvation is I only need it for two more years then it goes in the trash.1/10/07 - As promised, in the trash.", "Sold my business in April.", "They happily charged another years Payroll service to my credit card last month , even though the information they have on file is outdated.", "The only good point is the girl in the Phillipines I talked to about the charges quickly and politely reversed them." ]
1	This is how Dave Ramsey got rich, millions buying his books!	This book was a real waste of time and money. This book is talking about common sense. The equation is: You got debt so pay it off. If you do not understand this equation than you need to read books in other fields such as Elematary Math made easy. It is a tick book but it got so little info, most of the time it repeats it self. Debt is bad so pay it off. Debt is bad so create a emergency account. Debt is bad, spend wisely. There is also a workbook which does the same thing as QUICKEN. Basicaly the workbook is QUICKEN in paper. In conclusion if you got extra money and time to waste than get this book otherwise stay away...	11	[ "This book was a real waste of time and money.", "This book is talking about common sense.", "The equation is: You got debt so pay it off.", "If you do not understand this equation than you need to read books in other fields such as Elematary Math made easy.", "It is a tick book but it got so little info, most of the time it repeats it self.", "Debt is bad so pay it off.", "Debt is bad so create a emergency account.", "Debt is bad, spend wisely.", "There is also a workbook which does the same thing as QUICKEN.", "Basicaly the workbook is QUICKEN in paper.", "In conclusion if you got extra money and time to waste than get this book otherwise stay away..." ]
2	Heart stopping and intense	"o" was an exceptional movie. I have never been much for drama but I descided to see it anyway. Josh hartnett's ( Black hawk down, 40 days and 40 nights) performance was breakthough. It really showed how talented he is. Mekhi Phifer (Honey, 8 mile) and Julia Stiles { Save the last dance, 10 things I hate about you) shared alot of depth and chemistry in this film. Tim Nelson did a great job foccusing on Josh Hartnett and Mekhi Phifer's strange relationship together. This move was very intense and full of twists and turns. The cast was nearly perfect. I beleive every actor play there part exactly as was scripted plus added edgy touches and breakthrough perfomances. If you are easily frusterated with drama movies I do not reccomend this movie. But if you enjoy intensity and drama this move is a definate for you.	11	[ "\"o\" was an exceptional movie.", "I have never been much for drama but I descided to see it anyway.", "Josh hartnett's ( Black hawk down, 40 days and 40 nights) performance was breakthough.", "It really showed how talented he is.", "Mekhi Phifer (Honey, 8 mile) and Julia Stiles { Save the last dance, 10 things I hate about you) shared alot of depth and chemistry in this film.", "Tim Nelson did a great job foccusing on Josh Hartnett and Mekhi Phifer's strange relationship together.", "This move was very intense and full of twists and turns.", "The cast was nearly perfect.", "I beleive every actor play there part exactly as was scripted plus added edgy touches and breakthrough perfomances.", "If you are easily frusterated with drama movies I do not reccomend this movie.", "But if you enjoy intensity and drama this move is a definate for you." ]
1	Took It Back !	I went to Best Buy on Nov. 18th to buy a HP 932c. Xerox rep. talked me into this one. Printed about 50 pages then the print head clogged. Photos were all grainy. Freezes up constantly. It is VERY NOISY. Shakes the whole desk. Had to constanly unplug it to reset. Error" no printer connected to LPT 1." Called Xerox, they said the print head is supposed to last 2000 pages. Well, if you have to replace the print head every 4 times you replace a ink tank, then thats not very economical to me. I had mine 5 weeks, pleaded with BB to take it back even though it was more than 14 days old. The reason he did was because Xerox is gonna discontinue their "consumer printers". You will not be able to get ink, or heads for this one real soon. I bought the HP932c, $100 more, but well worth it. Very quiet,pictures are amazing. It took me a bunch of aggrivation and 5 weeks to get the HP I originally went for.	17	[ "I went to Best Buy on Nov.", "18th to buy a HP 932c.", "Xerox rep.", "talked me into this one.", "Printed about 50 pages then the print head clogged.", "Photos were all grainy.", "Freezes up constantly.", "It is VERY NOISY.", "Shakes the whole desk.", "Had to constanly unplug it to reset.", "Error\" no printer connected to LPT 1.\" Called Xerox, they said the print head is supposed to last 2000 pages.", "Well, if you have to replace the print head every 4 times you replace a ink tank, then thats not very economical to me.", "I had mine 5 weeks, pleaded with BB to take it back even though it was more than 14 days old.", "The reason he did was because Xerox is gonna discontinue their \"consumer printers\".", "You will not be able to get ink, or heads for this one real soon.", "I bought the HP932c, $100 more, but well worth it.", "Very quiet,pictures are amazing.", "It took me a bunch of aggrivation and 5 weeks to get the HP I originally went for." ]
1	I have to play Negative Nelly. This bites!	I was so excited after reading all these reviews. A $22 great board. Well, the good thing about the board is just that, the board. It's made of good material and heals nicely. The metal is way to thick which encourages bounce backs, the color of the numbers are nearly unrecognizable. That's no big deal, I painted mine white. There was about 1/16 th inch gap between metal and board which ridiculous. It can't simply be re-anchored....because... It was all warped and so something was inevitable to be "off". I gently removed it and took a picture. If I had to do again, I would probably buy the same board. Obviously, I'm one of the unfortunate. Oh, mounting instructions would have helped. 3 nails a few screws and some bracket I had to figure out.	14	[ "I was so excited after reading all these reviews.", "A $22 great board.", "Well, the good thing about the board is just that, the board.", "It's made of good material and heals nicely.", "The metal is way to thick which encourages bounce backs, the color of the numbers are nearly unrecognizable.", "That's no big deal, I painted mine white.", "There was about 1/16 th inch gap between metal and board which ridiculous.", "It can't simply be re-anchored....because... It was all warped and so something was inevitable to be \"off\".", "I gently removed it and took a picture.", "If I had to do again, I would probably buy the same board.", "Obviously, I'm one of the unfortunate.", "Oh, mounting instructions would have helped.", "3 nails a few screws and some bracket I had to figure out." ]
2	Dead Whale is No Fun	No joy was recieved from watching a whale be killed for no reason except stupidity. A very strange video. One just can't believe Disney let this whale die. The Fredinand story was much better, although a bit slow. The final and best story of all three, Lambert, is fantastic. If only they were ALL this good. Buy this for Lambert and maybe Ferdinand. Willie the dead whale singing in heaven is just weird. It's unimaginable that the whale dies like this. There must be a [hidden] message to this story that I don't get or am refusing to entertain. Lambert should have been the lead story - too funny.	11	[ "No joy was recieved from watching a whale be killed for no reason except stupidity.", "A very strange video.", "One just can't believe Disney let this whale die.", "The Fredinand story was much better, although a bit slow.", "The final and best story of all three, Lambert, is fantastic.", "If only they were ALL this good.", "Buy this for Lambert and maybe Ferdinand.", "Willie the dead whale singing in heaven is just weird.", "It's unimaginable that the whale dies like this.", "There must be a [hidden] message to this story that I don't get or am refusing to entertain.", "Lambert should have been the lead story - too funny." ]
1	Don't waste your time!!!!!	I bought this play thinking it was going to be great. Well it wasn't. I got bored 2 minutes into this play. This play was supposed to be happy and joyous since it's about Christmas. It left me sad and mad that I bought it. Whatever you do PLEASE!!!! Don't waste your time buying this play. O! The songs in this play aren't any good either. The CD has only 2 songs on it. That CD was not even worth buying this play. I thought that since they had Ruben in the play they'd have lots of singing in it. NOT!! This was really a waste of my money. Buy it at your own risk. You won't be able to say I didn't warn you. Now I know why I haven't heard Ruben Studdard or Golden Brooks talking about this play when they do interviews. If I were them I wouldn't either.	18	[ "I bought this play thinking it was going to be great.", "Well it wasn't.", "I got bored 2 minutes into this play.", "This play was supposed to be happy and joyous since it's about Christmas.", "It left me sad and mad that I bought it.", "Whatever you do PLEASE!!!", "!", "Don't waste your time buying this play.", "O!", "The songs in this play aren't any good either.", "The CD has only 2 songs on it.", "That CD was not even worth buying this play.", "I thought that since they had Ruben in the play they'd have lots of singing in it.", "NOT!!", "This was really a waste of my money.", "Buy it at your own risk.", "You won't be able to say I didn't warn you.", "Now I know why I haven't heard Ruben Studdard or Golden Brooks talking about this play when they do interviews.", "If I were them I wouldn't either." ]
2	Mostly Good	I don't know if I particularly care for Justin Timberlake. I bought this album not knowing what to expect. The first ten songs were good, but the last 3 sucked. Here'e how I'll rate the songs.1. Senorita- One of my favorites on the album 9/102. Like I Love You- Good. 6/103. (Oh No)What You Got- I like the beat to this. 6.5/104. Take It From Here- I love this song. 9/105. Cry Me A River- Good revenge song. 8/106. Rock Your Body- I enjoyed this one. 7.5/107. Nothin' Else- He sounds okay here. 6.5/108. Last Night- He sounds like Michael Jackson here. 9.5/109. Still On My Brain- I love the melody on this song. 9/1010. (And She Said)Take Me Now- I like it, but it's not great. 7/1011. Right For Me- I hate this song. 2/1012. Let's Take A Ride- I hate this even more. 1/1013. Never Again- This one's way too whiny. 3/10Justin's more talented than Britney. Overall though, the album wasn't spectacular. It was good.Overall- 7.5/10	31	[ "I don't know if I particularly care for Justin Timberlake.", "I bought this album not knowing what to expect.", "The first ten songs were good, but the last 3 sucked.", "Here'e how I'll rate the songs.1. Senorita- One of my favorites on the album 9/102.", "Like I Love You- Good.", "6/103.", "(Oh No)What You Got- I like the beat to this.", "6.5/104.", "Take It From Here- I love this song.", "9/105.", "Cry Me A River- Good revenge song.", "8/106.", "Rock Your Body- I enjoyed this one.", "7.5/107.", "Nothin' Else- He sounds okay here.", "6.5/108.", "Last Night- He sounds like Michael Jackson here.", "9.5/109.", "Still On My Brain- I love the melody on this song.", "9/1010.", "(And She Said)Take Me Now- I like it, but it's not great.", "7/1011.", "Right For Me- I hate this song.", "2/1012.", "Let's Take A Ride- I hate this even more.", "1/1013.", "Never Again- This one's way too whiny.", "3/10Justin's more talented than Britney.", "Overall though, the album wasn't spectacular.", "It was good.Overall- 7.5/10" ]
2	More Moore, please	I don't care if you're rich or poor, liberal or conservative... you must have a sense of humor to appreciate Michael Moore. If you do, you'll like this. Does Corporate America abuse workers? Yes. Does Moore go over the top in bashing them (Corp. Amer.)? Definitely. But who cares? It's all in fun. Lighten up, folks. Other good books that bash institutions - NO ONE'S EVEN BLEEDING and DELANO	11	[ "I don't care if you're rich or poor, liberal or conservative... you must have a sense of humor to appreciate Michael Moore.", "If you do, you'll like this.", "Does Corporate America abuse workers?", "Yes.", "Does Moore go over the top in bashing them (Corp.", "Amer.)?", "Definitely.", "But who cares?", "It's all in fun.", "Lighten up, folks.", "Other good books that bash institutions - NO ONE'S EVEN BLEEDING and DELANO" ]
1	Horrible	This is absolutely one of the worst sequels ever. Now I absolutely love Halloween. I was so hyped for the sequel and after I saw it I wanted my money back. Jamie Lee Curtis wearing a really bad wig. The acting is horrible. Curtis conviently can't scream for help until workers are out of ear shot, then she screams bloody murder. The story is even worse. Some nurse figures it all out. Donald Pleasance repeats the same lines over and over. Every kid in the movie wears the same Halloween mask as the killer. I didn't know the mask was so popular. I can pick any point in this movie and absolutely kill it. Of all the many Halloweens THIS IS THE WORST ONE, and that's say alot!!!	14	[ "This is absolutely one of the worst sequels ever.", "Now I absolutely love Halloween.", "I was so hyped for the sequel and after I saw it I wanted my money back.", "Jamie Lee Curtis wearing a really bad wig.", "The acting is horrible.", "Curtis conviently can't scream for help until workers are out of ear shot, then she screams bloody murder.", "The story is even worse.", "Some nurse figures it all out.", "Donald Pleasance repeats the same lines over and over.", "Every kid in the movie wears the same Halloween mask as the killer.", "I didn't know the mask was so popular.", "I can pick any point in this movie and absolutely kill it.", "Of all the many Halloweens THIS IS THE WORST ONE, and that's say alot!!!" ]
2	Exciting adventure, with humor	This book is a wonderful story, featuring a new fantasy world and peopled with new characters. Usually I prefer the author's Vorkosigan novels -- but this book was great! The protagonist, Cazaril returns destitute to Valenda, in rags and injured after escaping as a galley slave due to betrayal. He is given a position as tutor to the princess Istelle and her companion Betriz. The intrigues, strategies, and divine intervention make a lively and interesting story. But this story has more than a good plot. Unlike a run of the mill sword and sorcery, here the characters are richly developed and the story is laced with humor. Parts of the book are very funny indeed. I read much of this book while stuck in an airport. I couldn't stop chortling, even though my fellow delayed passengers were giving me some strange looks. Buy this book! You won't regret it, it is a keeper!	12	[ "This book is a wonderful story, featuring a new fantasy world and peopled with new characters.", "Usually I prefer the author's Vorkosigan novels -- but this book was great!", "The protagonist, Cazaril returns destitute to Valenda, in rags and injured after escaping as a galley slave due to betrayal.", "He is given a position as tutor to the princess Istelle and her companion Betriz.", "The intrigues, strategies, and divine intervention make a lively and interesting story.", "But this story has more than a good plot.", "Unlike a run of the mill sword and sorcery, here the characters are richly developed and the story is laced with humor.", "Parts of the book are very funny indeed.", "I read much of this book while stuck in an airport.", "I couldn't stop chortling, even though my fellow delayed passengers were giving me some strange looks.", "Buy this book!", "You won't regret it, it is a keeper!" ]
2	Outstanding Solo Debute	I have been a Robin Trower fan for a long time. I liked him with Procol Harem but he's too good to be hidden in a band. This album is just outstanding. Daydream is an ethereal piece and his guitar has a velvety rolling edge to it. Being a guitar player myself I really appreciate his expertise. If you like later Robin Trower then you must have this album. It's different than Bridge of Sighs. Hanna and Ballerina are haunting tunes that stick in your head . An excellant CD to listen to while driving, or anytime. I highly recommend Twice Removed From Yesterday to any Robin Trower fans. This was the first Robin Trower album I ever listened to and it was the last one I bought. I have most of his albums on CD and Vinyl. Thanks Robin for timeless music.	13	[ "I have been a Robin Trower fan for a long time.", "I liked him with Procol Harem but he's too good to be hidden in a band.", "This album is just outstanding.", "Daydream is an ethereal piece and his guitar has a velvety rolling edge to it.", "Being a guitar player myself I really appreciate his expertise.", "If you like later Robin Trower then you must have this album.", "It's different than Bridge of Sighs.", "Hanna and Ballerina are haunting tunes that stick in your head.", "An excellant CD to listen to while driving, or anytime.", "I highly recommend Twice Removed From Yesterday to any Robin Trower fans.", "This was the first Robin Trower album I ever listened to and it was the last one I bought.", "I have most of his albums on CD and Vinyl.", "Thanks Robin for timeless music." ]
1	What's all the fuss about?	This movie wasn't that great! It was way too long... I almost fell asleep at parts. The acting wasn't the greatest but wasn't bad! The Special Effects were pretty good, but that's not what makes a movie! I give a star for some fine performances, strong plot, and nice settings. But lose stars for mumbling at points, and overlength movie. 3 movies 3 hours long, for each, that is fregon long! I had a hard time sitting through one, imagine 3, good god! Too long for me! Maybe if you got nothing better to do for 3 hours at night, you could watch this. But if you don't, which most people don't, don't watch this! Plus, if you don't like fantasy, it's nothing special, save your money! Rent it, sure, but don't buy it! It's not bad but way over rated! Maybe when I was 10, I would have liked this, but I'm not! So, do yourself a favour and save 3 hours! It should be possible that one person wouldn't care too much about this movie!	18	[ "This movie wasn't that great!", "It was way too long... I almost fell asleep at parts.", "The acting wasn't the greatest but wasn't bad!", "The Special Effects were pretty good, but that's not what makes a movie!", "I give a star for some fine performances, strong plot, and nice settings.", "But lose stars for mumbling at points, and overlength movie.", "3 movies 3 hours long, for each, that is fregon long!", "I had a hard time sitting through one, imagine 3, good god!", "Too long for me!", "Maybe if you got nothing better to do for 3 hours at night, you could watch this.", "But if you don't, which most people don't, don't watch this!", "Plus, if you don't like fantasy, it's nothing special, save your money!", "Rent it, sure, but don't buy it!", "It's not bad but way over rated!", "Maybe when I was 10, I would have liked this, but I'm not!", "So, do yourself a favour and save 3 hours!", "It should be possible that one person wouldn't care too much about this movie!" ]
2	IF YOU HAVE A BAD BACK OR TIGHT SHOULDERS BUY THESE BALLS!!!!!	I have a VERY bad back and in the last 6 months it was crippling on and off. I originally saw these at Costco and didn't buy them because I thought that they were a gimmick. But then I received them in the mail as my mother had bought them hoping that they would help me.. I was having a particularly painful morning when they were delivered to my door...what the heck I tried them out and the difference was immediate. I SWEAR BY THESE BALLS THEY REALLY ARE A MIRACLE!!!!! The only thing that might discourage people is that the spot you were using them on the first day will be painful to use the next day so just wait a day. Your body will get over it and the balls will get softer. BUT DON'T GIVE UP AND STOP USING THEM. DAY OR TWO LATER AND IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL. My niece who also has a bad back used mine and loved them so I ordered them from Amazon for her. IF YOU HAVE A BAD BACK OR TIGHT SHOULDERS BUY THESE BALLS!!!!	12	[ "I have a VERY bad back and in the last 6 months it was crippling on and off.", "I originally saw these at Costco and didn't buy them because I thought that they were a gimmick.", "But then I received them in the mail as my mother had bought them hoping that they would help me..", "I was having a particularly painful morning when they were delivered to my door...what the heck I tried them out and the difference was immediate.", "I SWEAR BY THESE BALLS THEY REALLY ARE A MIRACLE!!!", "!!", "The only thing that might discourage people is that the spot you were using them on the first day will be painful to use the next day so just wait a day.", "Your body will get over it and the balls will get softer.", "BUT DON'T GIVE UP AND STOP USING THEM.", "DAY OR TWO LATER AND IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL.", "My niece who also has a bad back used mine and loved them so I ordered them from Amazon for her.", "IF YOU HAVE A BAD BACK OR TIGHT SHOULDERS BUY THESE BALLS!!!", "!" ]
1	BORING!!!	I found this book to be BORING & irritating, to say the least!! I can't believe it even got published!! Maybe its her money, ya think?? Its certainly NOT talent. My 15 year old nephew writes better stuff than this! WHO CARES about all these famous people she knows?? Almost none of them have anything to do with the story. Its almost like she mentions them just to make sure she lets you know she knows them! I, for one, could care less! Her dog isn't that funny either. Who cares if he pees on her foot? Maybe he's trying to tell her something!!!!!!!!!	13	[ "I found this book to be BORING & irritating, to say the least!!", "I can't believe it even got published!!", "Maybe its her money, ya think??", "Its certainly NOT talent.", "My 15 year old nephew writes better stuff than this!", "WHO CARES about all these famous people she knows??", "Almost none of them have anything to do with the story.", "Its almost like she mentions them just to make sure she lets you know she knows them!", "I, for one, could care less!", "Her dog isn't that funny either.", "Who cares if he pees on her foot?", "Maybe he's trying to tell her something!!!", "!!!", "!!!" ]
2	A little hard to install under Windows 7, but woks well	I think the title says what needs to be said, however, this product was recommended by a vendor of astronomical equipment. The only requirement for the RS232 connector was that it work consistently and not be balky. This product meets that criteria, and has for many users of the other product. The only problem that I had was in the installation. I installed it on Windows 7. I also installed it on Windows XP. During the install under XP, I had no problems whatsoever, however, My first Windows 7 installed failed. The reason for this had more to do with Windows 7 quirkiness when installing certain kinds of software, more than it had to do with the Keyspan itself, but I am not sure of this. In the end, I went to the Keyspan website and downloaded the device drivers. That seemed to work better, and finally got my Keyspan installed. To be absolutely fair here, I have had install problems with Windows 7.Steve	11	[ "I think the title says what needs to be said, however, this product was recommended by a vendor of astronomical equipment.", "The only requirement for the RS232 connector was that it work consistently and not be balky.", "This product meets that criteria, and has for many users of the other product.", "The only problem that I had was in the installation.", "I installed it on Windows 7.", "I also installed it on Windows XP.", "During the install under XP, I had no problems whatsoever, however, My first Windows 7 installed failed.", "The reason for this had more to do with Windows 7 quirkiness when installing certain kinds of software, more than it had to do with the Keyspan itself, but I am not sure of this.", "In the end, I went to the Keyspan website and downloaded the device drivers.", "That seemed to work better, and finally got my Keyspan installed.", "To be absolutely fair here, I have had install problems with Windows 7.Steve" ]