diff --git "a/dataset.csv" "b/dataset.csv" --- "a/dataset.csv" +++ "b/dataset.csv" @@ -702,3 +702,1126 @@ SpongeBob; Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff. ;s1e9_ SpongeBob; Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. [Mrs. Puff cries as she is taken away by the ambulance] It'll be great! [walks away] Only now I don't even have my bike. ;s1e9_124 Gary; [with SpongeBob's unicycle] Meow. ;s1e9_125 SpongeBob; Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! [rides away on his bike with Gary on his head] Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital! ;s1e9_126 +{system}; [The episode begins at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table.] ;s1e10_1 +Squidward; Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob. It's after closing and I'd like to go home! ;s1e10_2 +{system}; [phone rings] ;s1e10_3 +SpongeBob; I got it, I got it! Coming. [leaps for the phone, but Squidward answers it first. SpongeBob falls to the floor and exclaims] ;s1e10_4 +Squidward; Hello? Sorry, sir, we're closed... [Mr. Krabs snatches phone] ;s1e10_5 + Mr. Krabs ; Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza? Mmm� [eyes turn into dollar signs] Of course we have pizza. ;s1e10_6 +Squidward; Uh, Mr. Krabs... ;s1e10_7 + Mr. Krabs ; Our delivery squid will bring it right over. [hangs up] ;s1e10_8 +Squidward; But Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizzas. [Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby Patties and smashes them into a pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We don't deliver. ;s1e10_9 + Mr. Krabs ; We don't deliver, [gives Squidward the pizza] but you do. ;s1e10_10 +Squidward; Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it? ;s1e10_11 + Mr. Krabs ; Great idea! Take him with you. [SpongeBob sneaks over smiling big] ;s1e10_12 +Squidward; That's not what I had in mind! ;s1e10_13 +SpongeBob;" Front end... check. Antenna... [touches the boat antenna making it vibrate] check. Bumper... check. Bumper sticker... [bumper sticker says ""I Brake For Sea Urchins""] ...check. [uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth in it, causing him to inflate like a balloon, and talk in a squeaky, high pitched voice while he is now the size of a giant parade balloon] Tire pressure! [blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidward's face, returning him to his normal size and voice] ...check. Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Squidward. That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty Pizza ever! ";s1e10_14 +Squidward; Good, then you drive. [tosses his hat away] ;s1e10_15 +SpongeBob; I can't. I'm still in Boating School. ;s1e10_16 +Squidward; Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner. ;s1e10_17 +SpongeBob; Well, yeah, but... ;s1e10_18 +Squidward; Just do what you do in school. ;s1e10_19 +SpongeBob; Well, okay. Wait, don't tell me. ;s1e10_20 +Squidward; Back it up. ;s1e10_21 +SpongeBob;Huh?;s1e10_22 +Squidward; Back... it up. ;s1e10_23 +SpongeBob; Right, back... it up. [tries to move the stick shift down] ;s1e10_24 +Squidward; Back it up! ;s1e10_25 +SpongeBob; Okay, okay! ;s1e10_26 +Squidward; Shift into reverse, SpongeBob! ;s1e10_27 +SpongeBob;" Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. [SpongeBob imagines the words ""FORWARD"" and ""REVERSE"" turning into Korean characters ";s1e10_28 +Squidward; Back it up! ;s1e10_29 +SpongeBob; [shifts gears] Backing up! Backing up! [boat backs up really fast] ;s1e10_30 +Squidward; [tries to get the wheel] Gimme the wheel, SpongeBob. Give me the wheel! ;s1e10_31 +SpongeBob; Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up! [They go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming. The next morning, the boat goes over five hills] Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. [boat stops with no fuel left] Backing up. ;s1e10_32 +Squidward; Well... you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? [echoing] We're in the middle of nowhere! ;s1e10_33 +SpongeBob; And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold. ;s1e10_34 +Squidward; [startled] And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could this get any worse?! [kicks boat and the boat's gasoline becomes full again and it drives away into the distance without them] ;s1e10_35 +SpongeBob; Well, we can still deliver it on foot. ;s1e10_36 +{system}; [Squidward narrows his eyes. Later, both walk on the sand] ;s1e10_37 +Squidward; Ow, ow, ow. ;s1e10_38 +SpongeBob; [singing] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza... ;s1e10_39 +Squidward; And my feet are killing me. Whoa! [trips over SpongeBob, who is lying on the ground] SpongeBob? What are you doing? ;s1e10_40 +SpongeBob; [rubbing the ground] It's an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a movie once. ;s1e10_41 +Squidward; SpongeBob, this is no time for... ;s1e10_42 +SpongeBob; Shh, shh, shh. It's working. ;s1e10_43 +Squidward; What is it? ;s1e10_44 +SwordfishTrucker; Thrashin' frashin' break dancers! [honks his truck horn] ;s1e10_45 +Squidward; He's stopping! He's stopping! [Squidward realizes he's not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck. Squidward narrows his eyes at the smiling SpongeBob] ;s1e10_46 +SpongeBob; [SpongeBob and Squidward are now in a place with heavy winds] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza... [the wind blows on Squidward's nose making it touch his face so he puts it down, only for it to touch his face again so he puts it in his mouth] ...is the pizza free delivery. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza very ta-asty. [SpongeBob gets carried around in the air by the huge winds] Whoa! ;s1e10_47 +Squidward; Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?! ;s1e10_48 +SpongeBob; [still being carried around in the air] I can't, it's for the customer! ;s1e10_49 +Squidward; Who cares about the customer?! ;s1e10_50 +SpongeBob; I do! ;s1e10_51 +Squidward; Well, I don't! ;s1e10_52 +SpongeBob; [wind stops and SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [starts flying again] ;s1e10_53 +Squidward; Let go of that pizza! ;s1e10_54 +SpongeBob; No! [runs over Squidward] ;s1e10_55 +Squidward; Ow! [holding SpongeBob's legs] SpongeBob, let go of that pizza! ;s1e10_56 +SpongeBob; No! It's for the customer! ;s1e10_57 +Squidward; SpongeBob! [they catch sight of a tornado nearby] Let go of the pizza! [gets lifted up into the tornado] ;s1e10_58 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e10_59 +Squidward; SpongeBob! [looks down and screams] Hang onto the pizza! [tornado spits them both out. SpongeBob uses the pizza as a parachute but Squidward falls hard onto the ground] Hey! Hey! [crawls up to the screen] Where's the road? Where's the road? [a tumbleweed rolls by] We're doomed! How are we gonna get home, which way do we go? [SpongeBob lands] What are we gonna do now? There's no road here! ;s1e10_60 +SpongeBob; I think town's this way. [points] ;s1e10_61 +Squidward; Oh, don't tell me, Jethro. The pioneers? ;s1e10_62 +SpongeBob; That's right. [points to a mossy rock] Moss always points to civilization. ;s1e10_63 +Squidward; That way? That way there? [SpongeBob nods] So, let me get this straight... you think that we should go that way? ;s1e10_64 +SpongeBob; [nods again] Yep. ;s1e10_65 +Squidward; Well, then I'm going this way. [heads the other way] ;s1e10_66 +SpongeBob; Huh? Squid, wait! I don't think... ;s1e10_67 +Squidward; Trust me, I know where I'm going. [Pans out to show another city in the other direction] ;s1e10_68 +SpongeBob; [sings] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutivally. [later] pizza... [starts beatboxing] pizza... [later, SpongeBob is walking backwards. SpongeBob's pants almost split into two and move up and down simultaneously while he continues to beatbox. Later, SpongeBob sings with blues-rock soul] Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, yeah, for you and [falsetto] me! [Later, SpongeBob and Squidward are weary looking and the former sings exhaustingly] Krab Pizza... for you. Krus... the Krusshy and the... Krab... pizza... [Later, they are both lying face down in the sand] ;s1e10_69 +Squidward; Sponge, we gotta eat something. ;s1e10_70 +SpongeBob; I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral. ;s1e10_71 +{system}; [Squidward eats some coral] ;s1e10_72 +SpongeBob; No, maybe it wasn't coral. ;s1e10_73 +{system}; [Squidward spits out the coral] ;s1e10_74 +SpongeBob; Maybe it was sand, no, no, mud. ;s1e10_75 +Squidward; Give me the pizza! ;s1e10_76 +SpongeBob; Wait, I remember now. It was coral! ;s1e10_77 +Squidward; Give it to me! ;s1e10_78 +SpongeBob; No, we promised it's for the customer. ;s1e10_79 +Squidward; [fancy music plays] You're right. It's for the customer. ;s1e10_80 +SpongeBob;Yeah!;s1e10_81 +Squidward; Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay. ;s1e10_82 +SpongeBob;Well?;s1e10_83 +Squidward; Just a peek. [opens box] ;s1e10_84 +SpongeBob; [he shuts it quickly] Okay, it's fine. ;s1e10_85 +Squidward; No, I think I saw something. [opens box] Oh, no. I was wrong. It looks okay. Sure is a fine-looking pizza. ;s1e10_86 +SpongeBob; [entranced] Yeah... ;s1e10_87 +Squidward; What's that? Is that the cheese? ;s1e10_88 +SpongeBob;Yeah...;s1e10_89 +Squidward; And the pepperoni? ;s1e10_90 +SpongeBob;Yeah...;s1e10_91 +Squidward; [SpongeBob slurps] Oh, looks good, huh? ;s1e10_92 +SpongeBob; [snaps out of it] Wait a second, I know what you're trying to do, Squidward! [closes box] I'm not letting you eat the pizza! ;s1e10_93 +Squidward; Give me the pizza! ;s1e10_94 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e10_95 +Squidward; Don't make me take it away from you, SpongeBob! ;s1e10_96 +SpongeBob; Get away! [runs off] ;s1e10_97 +Squidward; [chases SpongeBob] Get back here, SpongeBob, give me the pizza! ;s1e10_98 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e10_99 +Squidward;SpongeBob!;s1e10_100 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e10_101 +Squidward;SpongeBob!;s1e10_102 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e10_103 +Squidward; Wait! [he becomes too tired to run] ;s1e10_104 +SpongeBob; No! No! [runs into Squidward] ;s1e10_105 +Squidward; I want that pizza and you're gonna hand it over one way or another! ;s1e10_106 +SpongeBob; Look, we're saved! ;s1e10_107 +Squidward; Sure, we're saved. Now give me some pizza! ;s1e10_108 +SpongeBob; No, really, Squid, we're saved! We're saved! We're saved! [he jumps in and out of his pants] ;s1e10_109 +Squidward; Will you cut that out?! ;s1e10_110 +SpongeBob; [to a conga beat, doing a backflip and some push-ups] Saved, saved, saved, saved! [rips himself apart then the two parts go in circles and then they connect again] Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! [SpongeBob starts doing a conga dance] Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Yes, we are saved! ;s1e10_111 +Squidward; That's just a stupid boulder! ;s1e10_112 +SpongeBob; It's not just a boulder. [sniff] It's a rock. [cries and hugs the boulder] A rock! A rock! It's a big beautiful, old rock. [climbs up it and rubs it] Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape. ;s1e10_113 +Squidward; SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive... [SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder] ...rocks? Hold on there, Jethro! ;s1e10_114 +SpongeBob; [they stop outside the customer's house] I can't wait to see the look on our customer�s face! [rings doorbell] ;s1e10_115 +Customer;Yeah?;s1e10_116 +SpongeBob; Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here! ;s1e10_117 +Customer; Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It... [he frowns, brief pause] Where's my drink? ;s1e10_118 +SpongeBob; [confused] What drink? ;s1e10_119 +Customer; [in an angry tone] My drink? My diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink! ;s1e10_120 +SpongeBob; [checks through the order, and sees no drink listed.] But, you didn't order any... ;s1e10_121 +Customer; [yelling furiously] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?! ;s1e10_122 +SpongeBob; But... but... [tears start rolling down his face] ;s1e10_123 +Customer; Didn't you ever once think of the customer?! [throws the pizza box at SpongeBob's face] You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buyin'! [slams the door. SpongeBob goes over to Squidward, smiling and trying not to cry] ;s1e10_124 +Squidward; Sponge? Sponge? It's okay. Sponge? [SpongeBob drops the pizza, falls over, starts sobbing, and absorbs his tears over and over] Sponge? [SpongeBob continues crying. Squidward becomes furious. He grabs the pizza, stomps towards the customer's house and pounds on the door] ;s1e10_125 +Customer; [answers the door, still angry] Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that! ;s1e10_126 +Squidward; [Customer's point of view] Well, this one's on the house! [brutally slams the pizza box in the customer's face] ;s1e10_127 +SpongeBob; [still crying] Did he change his mind? ;s1e10_128 +Squidward; [smugly] He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite. ;s1e10_129 +SpongeBob; [stops crying] No drink? ;s1e10_130 +Squidward; Nah. Now take me home. [jumps up on the rock] ;s1e10_131 +SpongeBob; Are you kidding? We have just enough time to make it back to work! [backs up the rock where they are instantly at the Krusty Krab] ;s1e10_132 +Squidward; Huh? [screen cuts to black] Oh, my aching tentacles! ;s1e10_133 +Nematodes;" Walking, walking, walking, walking. [continue to repeat ""walking""] ";s1e11_1 +NematodeOne;Hungry!;s1e11_2 +Nematodes;" Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry. [continue to repeat ""hungry."" All eat a whole large piece of coral] ";s1e11_3 +NematodeOne; Still hungry! ;s1e11_4 +Nematodes;" Still hungry, still hungry, still hungry, still hungry. [continue to repeat ""still hungry."" All eat a truck that drives by, leaving the driver floating] ";s1e11_5 +Fred; Aw, dang nematodes! ;s1e11_6 +NematodeOne;Thirsty!;s1e11_7 +Nematodes;" Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty. [continue to repeat ""thirsty."" They all bounce to SpongeBob's house and take out some straws. Then start drinking up the pineapple house. SpongeBob and Gary are still sleeping as various items in the bedroom shrink out of existence, including Gary's food bowl] ";s1e11_8 +Gary; Meow. [The rest of the room begins to shrink as SpongeBob wakes up] ;s1e11_9 +SpongeBob; Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge! [The room shrinks again, and the bed disappears, leaving SpongeBob on the floor] ;s1e11_10 +Gary;Meow.;s1e11_11 +SpongeBob; Huh? Wait a minute. [cut to the outside, where the nematodes are still drinking the pineapple] Oh no! [SpongeBob runs into the living room. He squeezes through the door and gets launched into the wall. Gary gets stuck in the door as he slithers in] ;s1e11_12 +Gary;Meow!;s1e11_13 +SpongeBob; [He crashes into the wall, flipping the side table over. The phone lands on his lap] Ow. Shell phone! I know. [while quickly dialing] I'll call Squidward. He'll know what to do. ;s1e11_14 +Squidward; [on the other line] Hello? ;s1e11_15 +SpongeBob;Squidward!;s1e11_16 +Squidward; Is it time already for you to ruin my day? ;s1e11_17 +SpongeBob; Squidward! Help me! [SpongeBob's phone starts shrinking as he tries to explain what's going on] My house is shrinking, I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller and [cut back to Squidward in his bed. SpongeBob's voice sounds fast and high-pitched as a result of his phone shrinking] smaller and the walls are closing in on me, Squidward, Gary is terrified too! [SpongeBob's phone disappears, and the phone call is disconnected] Oh no! ;s1e11_18 +Squidward; Yep, it is. [SpongeBob screams] ;s1e11_19 +Patrick; [comes out from his rock] Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? [peels off his rock and falls on his furniture, then jumps out with a tuxedo and top hat on] Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me! ;s1e11_20 +Nematodes; [continue sucking on SpongeBob's house, then they all burp and leave] ;s1e11_21 +SpongeBob; Ohh... nematodes. [sees a seed on the ground, then picks it up] The only thing left of my house is this little pebble. [Patrick and Squidward walk up] ;s1e11_22 +Squidward; What's going on here? ;s1e11_23 +SpongeBob; I've got bad news, guys! Look at what happened to my house! It's gone! [sadly] It's all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to live? ;s1e11_24 +Squidward; [smiling] Yeah... ;s1e11_25 +Patrick; [his eyes bulge excessively in surprise] Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone! ;s1e11_26 +Squidward; Well, what can I say? [begins to shake SpongeBob's hand] It's been great knowing you, SpongeBob. Good luck, somewhere else. [walks back to his house as he continues talking sarcastically] I'm gonna miss you. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. [party favors fly out Squidward's windows as he celebrates] Boo-hoo! [starts to laugh] ;s1e11_27 +Patrick; Squid's taking it real hard. What are you gonna do now? ;s1e11_28 +SpongeBob; I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad. [shown a picture of SpongeBob's parents smiling] ;s1e11_29 +Patrick; No, wait a minute, no you don't. [shown picture of SpongeBob's parents frowning] We can build you a new house! ;s1e11_30 +SpongeBob; We can't build a house! ;s1e11_31 +Patrick; Well, sure, it's easy! I built my house all by myself! [the antenna on Patrick's rock falls off] ;s1e11_32 +SpongeBob; Alright, Patrick, lets get to work! [zoom in on SpongeBob and Patrick as construction workers] ;s1e11_33 +Patrick;" [Patrick tries to hit a nail into a board, but hits his hand instead] Ow! Ow! Ow! [SpongeBob takes two buckets of paint, one red and one green. He pours the red paint on his backside and pours the green paint on his front side. He puts one side on a fence so that the paint gets on it, and then he does the other side the same way. He does this twice. As he tightens a loose bolt, the screen turns every time SpongeBob tightens the bolt sending Patrick sliding, falling upside down towards the sky, then back onto the ground right side up. SpongeBob nails pieces of wooden boards together in midair, and a piece falls off and lands on Patrick's hand, leading him to say ""Ow!"" each time. Patrick moves his board under the next board, which falls down on his hand. This happens several times. Next, shown SpongeBob's finished house, shown also with sparkles] ";s1e11_34 +Patrick; [Patrick gives a big thumbs up with bandages wrapped around his thumb] We're done! ;s1e11_35 +SpongeBob; Yeah! So what do you think? ;s1e11_36 +Patrick; [SpongeBob's built house sparkles a bit] I wish I lived there. ;s1e11_37 +SpongeBob;Really?;s1e11_38 +Patrick; No. [SpongeBob puts the small pineapple on his head] ;s1e11_39 +SpongeBob; One bedroom. [nose sticks out through the door and the pineapple breaks into pieces] ;s1e11_40 +Patrick; Tartar sauce. ;s1e11_41 +SpongeBob; [pets Gary] Well, looks like we've got to move back with Mom and Pop. ;s1e11_42 +Patrick; Well, you can't move back in with your parents! When my parents kicked me out of the house, I never went back. Wait! You and Gary can come stay with me! ;s1e11_43 +SpongeBob; That'd be great! ;s1e11_44 +SpongeBob; Good night, rockmate. ;s1e11_45 +Gary;Meow.;s1e11_46 +SpongeBob; Good night, Gary. [SpongeBob goes to sleep but then is awaken to Patrick's snoring] Oh...what the...? [Gary hides in his shell and SpongeBob puts a cork in each side of his head, and goes back to sleep. The wind blows and Patrick shivers, he then pulls the rock closer to him, SpongeBob shivers in the cold and pulls it back over himself. Gary sits on top of the rock as they keep pulling it back and forth until Patrick keeps the rock closer to him. SpongeBob gets cold and he covers himself with sand on and goes to sleep. Patrick starts drooling heavily, filling his mouth, and flows like a stream over to SpongeBob. As SpongeBob snores, he absorbs the drool coming from Patrick and becomes a fat sponge. He waddles over to Patrick and removes the corks, spilling Patrick's drool out of him and down-sizing him to normal size. Then he takes out a bigger cork and puts it in Patrick's mouth and goes back to sleep. Patrick struggles, then spits out the cork] ;s1e11_47 +Patrick; [lifts rock and starts smashing SpongeBob with it in his sleep several times when the spiders don't wanna get them] Oh! Spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off! Get 'em off, off me! Off, off, off! [he then goes back to sleep] ;s1e11_48 +SpongeBob; No, Patrick! No, Patrick! No, wake up! No, wake up! No, it's me! I'm SpongeBob! [moves out of the rock and away from it a few feet and goes back to sleep but then wakes up] ;s1e11_49 +Patrick; Spiders! Spiders! [picks up his rock, runs over to SpongeBob, and smashes him repeatedly with the rock, the spiders can't get him again] Spiders! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! ;s1e11_50 +SpongeBob; Ow, ow, ow, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow, ow! [Patrick goes back to sleep] ;s1e11_51 +SpongeBob; [shivers, in Squidward's house, he stands next to Squidward, holding Gary, as Squidward sleeps, he taps Squidward's nose as he whispers] Squidward? Squidward? ;s1e11_52 +Squidward; [sleepily] H-h-huh? ;s1e11_53 +SpongeBob;Squidward?;s1e11_54 +Squidward; [sleepily] Whoa. Huh? Wha-what? ;s1e11_55 +SpongeBob; Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two? ;s1e11_56 +Squidward; [sleepily] Uh, yeah, wha-wha-whatever. ;s1e11_57 +SpongeBob; Thanks. Thanks, Squidward. [gets in bed with Squidward] Squidward, could you scoot over a little? ;s1e11_58 +Squidward; [sleepily] Uh, oh, yeah, sure. [scoots over to the side] ;s1e11_59 +SpongeBob; While you're at it, could you get me a glass of water? ;s1e11_60 +Squidward; [sleepily] Okay. Hmmm, yeah, sure. [Sleepily talks a bit, gets out of bed and walks off, then comes back with a glass of water] ;s1e11_61 +SpongeBob; Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here. [Squidward hands SpongeBob the glass] Thanks, buddy. ;s1e11_62 +Squidward; [sleepily] Uh-huh. Y-you're welcome. [SpongeBob drinks the water] ;s1e11_63 +SpongeBob; Yeah, I like sleepovers. ;s1e11_64 +Squidward; [sleepily] Yeah. Me, too. ;s1e11_65 +SpongeBob; Yep, this is great. Good night, Squidward. ;s1e11_66 +Squidward; [yawns] Good night, SpongeBob. [Squidward's eyes pop open. Squidward opens the door and SpongeBob and Gary walk out] [unhappy] Good night, SpongeBob. [night turns to day then rooster crows to wake everyone up. Squidward opens his eyes excitedly] Tum-ta-dum! Today's the big day, Squidward! Don't wanna be late! [he flies into his closet, gets dressed, and goes outside] Gotta hurry! Hold it! Hold everything! [SpongeBob and Patrick stand outside, with bags] I would not want to miss this. The day SpongeBob moves! I can't believe it's really happening. ;s1e11_67 +SpongeBob; Don't worry, Squidward. I'll come visit you. ;s1e11_68 +Squidward; Don't try to cheer me up, SpongeBob. [changes his smile to a frown briefly] Please. ;s1e11_69 +SpongeBob; Here come my parents. [Patrick beings to cry and the car horn sounds as SpongeBob's parents drive up] ;s1e11_70 + Mrs. SquarePants ; SpongeBob! Hi, honey, we're here! ;s1e11_71 + Mr. SquarePants ; Come on, SpongeBob, hurry, hurry, son, your mother has dinner waiting. ;s1e11_72 +SpongeBob; Hi, Mom. ;s1e11_73 +Squidward; Hello, Mrs. SquarePants! Let me help you with these bags. [picks up the bags and carries them to the car] ;s1e11_74 +SpongeBob; Just give me a minute. [walks back to where his house used to be] I cannot hold onto you any longer, little pebble. [buries it into the ground in the middle of where his house used to be] You hold too many memories. [as he starts to cry, a tear falls from his nose and into the ground where the seed absorbs it, it then starts to glow. Then SpongeBob shakes Squidward's hand] Well, Squidward, this is goodbye. [walks away] ;s1e11_75 +Squidward; Goodbye, SpongeBob, goodbye. [dances] Goodbye, SpongeBob. Bye-bye-bye. Goodbye, SpongeBob. Ha-ha. Goodbye, goodbye. [Patrick lies on the ground, bawling, as SpongeBob gets in the car] ;s1e11_76 + Mrs. SquarePants ; Come on, SpongeBob. ;s1e11_77 +SpongeBob; Goodbye, Patrick. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom. [Patrick holds onto the back of the boat, lifting the front into the air, as he cries] ;s1e11_78 +Squidward; [still dancing] SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving! [the seed shakes violently] La, la, la, la, la, la, la ha ha ha ha! [the seed shakes even more violently] He leaving, ha ha! [seed still shakes, then it sprouts three roots] SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving! [Suddenly, the ground starts shaking. Squidward stops dancing, while SpongeBob, his parents and Patrick stare, bemused. A giant green stem grows out of the ground, SpongeBob's house grows from the plant and drops where his old house used to be and on Squidward. The stem then goes back into the ground] ;s1e11_79 +SpongeBob; My house is back! [SpongeBob, his parents, and Patrick all happily run into the pineapple] Aww! Good old pineapple! It was exactly where it used to be! [continues praising all of the returned belongings he possessed in his original house. SpongeBob returns to Squidward lying under the floor] Aww, Squidward, isn't this great? I'm back forever! ;s1e11_80 +Squidward; [muffled] Forever? ;s1e11_81 +{system}; [The episode starts with young adult Mermaid Man flying through the water.] ;s1e12_1 +TVAnnouncer; MermaidMan: Fleet and forceful. With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep. [as he speaks, a hammerhead shark attempts to eat two groups of fish but to no luck] ;s1e12_2 +MermaidMan; By the power of Neptune! ;s1e12_3 +TVAnnouncer; [as he speaks, young adult Barnacle Boy joins Mermaid Man] Mermaid Man, with his young associate Barnacle Boy, fights for all creatures who live in the sea, against the forces of evil. ;s1e12_4 +{system}; [As the TV Announcer speaks, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy strike their rings they each hold on their right hands. They create a whirlpool aimed at Clam Head Candy Cad. A baby is crying at her highchair.] ;s1e12_5 +ClamHeadCandyCad; [holds a baby's lollipop and spots the whirlpool] Oh, no! The Raging Whirlpool! [the whirlpool catches him and the lollipop falls on the baby's tongue] ;s1e12_6 +TVAnnouncer; Mermaid Man! Champion of the deep. ;s1e12_7 +{system};" [Mermaid Man throws a water ball at the screen, revealing the production logo ""MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy""] ";s1e12_8 +{system}; [both watching the TV, excitedly] Yay! Champion of the deep! Woo! ;s1e12_9 +SpongeBob; [dressed up as Mermaid Man] Come on, Barnacle Boy. There's evil afoot. ;s1e12_10 +Patrick; [dressed up as Barnacle Boy] Leaping lampreys, Mermaid Man! I'm right behind you! ;s1e12_11 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick come outside and sneak behind Squidward, who's relaxing on a lounge chair wearing sunglasses.] ;s1e12_12 +SpongeBob; Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spotted their arch enemy, Reflecto, up to no good. ;s1e12_13 +Squidward;SpongeBob.;s1e12_14 +SpongeBob; You know what this means. [pulls out a box of donuts] ;s1e12_15 +Patrick;Donuts.;s1e12_16 +SpongeBob; By the power of Neptune. ;s1e12_17 +{system}; [Patrick bites into his donut] ;s1e12_18 +SpongeBob; Creatures of the deep, assemble! [both go into deep thinking] Think... harder... Barnacle Boy. [a jellyfish swims by] Here they come. ;s1e12_19 +{system}; [Squidward blows the jellyfish away] ;s1e12_20 +SpongeBob; Blast, Reflecto has become too powerful. ;s1e12_21 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick set up a tent over Squidward] ;s1e12_22 +Squidward; What the? [groans angrily] ;s1e12_23 +SpongeBob; If Reflecto is cut off from sunlight, he becomes weak. ;s1e12_24 +Patrick; Jumping jellyfish, Mermaid Man. He's destroying the shield! ;s1e12_25 +{system}; [Cut to Squidward destroying the tent in a fury] ;s1e12_26 +SpongeBob; [gasps] Quick, Barnacle Boy, back to the sea cave. ;s1e12_27 +Patrick; Right, Mermaid Man. ;s1e12_28 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick run back to the Pineapple, closing the door behind them.] ;s1e12_29 +Squidward;SpongeBob!;s1e12_30 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick run to the door and knocks it hard] ;s1e12_31 +Squidward; SpongeBob, open up! [Squidward continues knocking the door] ;s1e12_32 +SpongeBob; Reflecto has found our secret lab. ;s1e12_33 +Patrick; What would the real Mermaid Man do? ;s1e12_34 +Squidward; Why don't you go ask him yourself? ;s1e12_35 +SpongeBob; Elaborate, you vile fiend. ;s1e12_36 +Squidward; He and Barnacle Boy live in the retirement home on the other side of town. ;s1e12_37 +SpongeBob; Hmm, they must be working undercover. ;s1e12_38 +Squidward; Yeah... now please leave me alone. [walks away] ;s1e12_39 +{system}; [Patrick bites into the donut again] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, reunite! ;s1e12_40 +{system}; [Cuts to Shady Shoals Retirement Home, where SpongeBob and Patrick approach the manager] ;s1e12_41 +SpongeBob; Excuse me, I know that Mermaid Man is working undercover on an important case, but you think we can see him? ;s1e12_42 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp] ;s1e12_43 +ShadyShoalsCaretaker; [whispers] Try not to surprise them. ;s1e12_44 +SpongeBob; Oh! Patrick! Can you believe it? ;s1e12_45 +Patrick; [holding onto SpongeBob] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh! ;s1e12_46 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick walk in front of the TV that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are watching.] ;s1e12_47 +BarnacleBoy; [pokes elbow at Mermaid Man] Hey, who are those guys? ;s1e12_48 +MermaidMan; Uhh, are they here to fix the TV? ;s1e12_49 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.] ;s1e12_50 +BarnacleBoy; What do you want? ;s1e12_51 +SpongeBob; Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? ;s1e12_52 +BarnacleBoy; Well, we used to be. But now we're retired. ;s1e12_53 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp.] ;s1e12_54 +SpongeBob; But you can't retire! There's evil afoot! ;s1e12_55 +MermaidMan; Wha? Evil! Evil! [runs to a coral pot and starts hanging on it] Barnacle Boy! Come quick, I got the evil! ;s1e12_56 +SpongeBob; All I said was there's evil afoot. ;s1e12_57 +MermaidMan; Evil! Evil! E... ;s1e12_58 +BarnacleBoy; Would you please stop saying that? ;s1e12_59 +MermaidMan; [hanging on a water fountain. Incidental 88, who is nearby, shakes his head in disapproval] Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil! [water squirts at him] Death raaaaay! ;s1e12_60 +{system}; [The caretaker comes, grabs SpongeBob and Patrick and throws them out the door.] ;s1e12_61 +SpongeBob; Wow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. ;s1e12_62 +Patrick; It's too bad they're old. ;s1e12_63 +SpongeBob; What do you mean, Patrick? Old people are the greatest. They're full of wisdom and experience. [real life captain gives a thumbs up and triumphant music plays] The world needs Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Someone, somewhere, is in trouble, and I won't rest until Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are out of retirement. [fireworks appear] ;s1e12_64 +Patrick; Ooh! Pretty lights! ;s1e12_65 +{system}; [At the Shady Shoals Rest Home cafeteria] ;s1e12_66 +MermaidMan; To the meatloaf! [receives a slice of meatloaf into his bowl] To the broccoli! [receives some broccoli into his bowl. Mermaid Man looks at the orange cafeteria worker.] Make sure you give extra broccoli to my young ward. The boy needs his vitamins. ;s1e12_67 +OrangeCafeteriaWorker; [gives some broccoli to Barnacle Boy's bowl] Here you go, son. Haha. ;s1e12_68 +MermaidMan; To the table, away! ;s1e12_69 +BarnacleBoy; Careful! D-Don't run! ;s1e12_70 +{system}; [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy take their seats. Just then, SpongeBob arrives.] ;s1e12_71 +SpongeBob; Hey, Mermaid Man. [approaches Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's table] ;s1e12_72 +MermaidMan; Uh, here comes the TV repairman. ;s1e12_73 +BarnacleBoy; What do you want from us? ;s1e12_74 +SpongeBob; Hold on. Just let me look at ya. ;s1e12_75 +MermaidMan; Stay alert, Barnacle Boy. He... he's up to something. ;s1e12_76 +BarnacleBoy;" Will you cut... will you stop calling me ""boy""? ";s1e12_77 +SpongeBob; Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low? So you invented a ray gun that makes things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens. But then, [changes the shape of his head to look more rounded] the evil Man Ray swoops down and swipes the gun away and shoots all the algae! [mimes firing the gun] And he gloms onto the undersea dome! [jumps and lands mouth-first onto a table, where Incidental 88 is eating] And he starts sucking on the glass. [sucks on the table. Incidental 88 moves his oatmeal away from SpongeBob in disgust] ;s1e12_78 +BarnacleBoy; What's your point, kid? ;s1e12_79 +SpongeBob; You guys are the greatest heroes of all time, and I think you should come out of retirement. ;s1e12_80 +MermaidMan; Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. ;s1e12_81 +ShadyShoalsCaretaker; [enters the cafeteria] What is going on in here?! ;s1e12_82 +MermaidMan; [points to SpongeBob, who stops smiling] You may kiss the bride! ;s1e12_83 +{system}; [SpongeBob gets kicked out and rolls home, where Patrick was waiting for him] ;s1e12_84 +Patrick; Did you re-unite our heroes? ;s1e12_85 +SpongeBob; No, but I'm married. ;s1e12_86 +{system}; [Back at the retirement home, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in rocking chairs.] ;s1e12_87 +MermaidMan; [moving vigorously on a rocking chair] Up, up, and away. Up, up, and away. ;s1e12_88 +SpongeBob; [dressed up as a woman and speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, mah. This purse is so big and heavy. ;s1e12_89 +Patrick; [dressed up as a robber] Hold it right there, ma'am. I'll be taking that. [grabs SpongeBob's purse] ;s1e12_90 +SpongeBob; [screams] Hay-lp! Hay-lp! Hay-lp! ;s1e12_91 +Patrick; It's working. ;s1e12_92 +SpongeBob; [Barnacle Boy comes over to him] Wha, are you here to rescue little ol' me? ;s1e12_93 +BarnacleBoy; [yells at SpongeBob, ruining his makeup] Pipe down! You could wake Mermaid Man and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed. ;s1e12_94 +SpongeBob; [approaches Mermaid Man, who is sleeping with his eyes open] Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open. ;s1e12_95 +BarnacleBoy; Confound it, get away from him! ;s1e12_96 +MermaidMan; [wakes up] Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'! ;s1e12_97 +BarnacleBoy; [close up to his face] It's not me, you old coot! ;s1e12_98 + Incidental 80 ;Yes?;s1e12_99 + Incidental 84 ; That's me. ;s1e12_100 + Incidental 81 ; I'm over here. ;s1e12_101 +{system}; [Cuts back to Mermaid Man, as he and Barnacle Boy start arguing with each other] ;s1e12_102 +SpongeBob; [tugs on Mermaid Man pants] Excuse me, Mermaid Man. ;s1e12_103 +MermaidMan; What do you want? ;s1e12_104 +BarnacleBoy; This better be good. ;s1e12_105 +SpongeBob; This'll cheer you up. We're almost done painting your invisible boatmobile. [The invisible boatmobile is shown almost completely covered in black paint and we also see Patrick smiling while holding a paintbrush with black paint on it.] ;s1e12_106 +BarnacleBoy; [enraged] Gah! It's supposed to be invisible! That's it! [to Mermaid Man] We gotta end our life of leisure. It's time to come out of retirement. There's evil afoot. ;s1e12_107 +MermaidMan; Evil! Where is it? ;s1e12_108 +BarnacleBoy; There it is! [points at SpongeBob and Patrick] You know what this means? [opens up a box with their rings] ;s1e12_109 +MermaidMan; [looking delighted] Donuts! ;s1e12_110 +BarnacleBoy; Oh, brother. ;s1e12_111 +{system}; [Barnacle Boy puts one of the rings on Mermaid Man and then they try to put both of the rings together, but they miss. Superhero sequence fails. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy wave their arms around up and down to synchronize their positioning of their arms. So then they attempt to unite both of the rings together a second time. Both rings are successfully put together but the superhero sequence fails again.] ;s1e12_112 +BarnacleBoy; Say the oath. ;s1e12_113 +MermaidMan; [in his young voice] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite! [unite sequence succeeds while their rings are united together] Throw a waterball at 'em! ;s1e12_114 +Patrick;Hehehehehe.;s1e12_115 +BarnacleBoy; Mumbling morays. It's not working, Mermaid Man. ;s1e12_116 +MermaidMan; He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of evil sponge! ;s1e12_117 +Patrick; It's the Raging Whirlpool. ;s1e12_118 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick cheer as the whirlpool consumes them] ;s1e12_119 +MermaidMan; Those fiends. They're actually enjoying it. ;s1e12_120 +{system}; [the whirlpool begins to stop, they are still excited] Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! ;s1e12_121 +BarnacleBoy; Now what, Mermaid Man? We need help! ;s1e12_122 +{system}; [Ultrasound waves divert to various rooms in the retirement home. One of them hit an elderly fish.] ;s1e12_123 +UnknownElderlyFish; Uh, what? [walks outside] ;s1e12_124 +{system}; [Various old fish are summoned from the retirement home, and they come outside slowly] ;s1e12_125 +BarnacleBoy; Hmm, the creatures of the deep seem to have lost some of their luster. ;s1e12_126 +MermaidMan; Sea creatures, attack! ;s1e12_127 +SpongeBob; Pinch me, I must be dreaming. ;s1e12_128 +{system}; [Sea creatures, now carrying torches and pitchforks, pick up SpongeBob and Patrick] ;s1e12_129 +SpongeBob; Mission accomplished, Patrick! ;s1e12_130 +Patrick; Yeah, we did it! ;s1e12_131 +{system}; [Sea creatures throw them out] ;s1e12_132 +MermaidMan; [happily] I did it. I feel five years younger. Oh, it's good to be back! ;s1e12_133 +BarnacleBoy; We did it, you ol' coot. [they shake hands] ;s1e12_134 +MermaidMan; Who are you? [Barnacle Boy becomes annoyed] ;s1e12_135 +{system}; [At SpongeBob�s house, the TV plays the production logo for �The New Adventures of MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy�] ;s1e12_136 +TVAnnouncer; The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! [Shows Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sitting at a table on opposite sides, a checker board in the middle with checker pieces] We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits. [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy play checkers] ;s1e12_137 +{system};" [Mermaid Man places a black checker on the board. A ""Pow!"" pow-bubble appears. Barnacle Boy replies by placing a red checker on the board, shaking nearby checker pieces. ""Clack!"" appears. Mermaid Man sweats, then places a black checker to the end of the board. A ""King Me!"" appears. Suddenly the phone rings.] ";s1e12_138 +MermaidMan; It's the Aquaphone! [holds the phone upside down] What is it, Chief? Uhh, hello? Hello? Hello? [hangs up the phone] ;s1e12_139 +{system};" [""HANG UP!"" appears.] ";s1e12_140 +MermaidMan; That phone is still broken. Remind me to g-get that fixed. [sits down] ;s1e12_141 +{system};" [""SIT!"" appears.] ";s1e12_142 +BarnacleBoy; Remind you of what? ;s1e12_143 +MermaidMan; Remind me of what? ;s1e12_144 +TVAnnouncer; Will our heroes ever get their phone fixed? Tune in next week and find out. ;s1e12_145 +SpongeBob; Wow. That was even better than the old show. ;s1e12_146 +Patrick; It's all thanks to you. ;s1e12_147 +{system};" [SpongeBob gives the thumbs up and winks ""WINK!"" appears, and the episode ends.] ";s1e12_148 +Squidward; Welcome to the Krusty Krab. My name is Squidward. May I take your order? ;s1e13_1 + Incidental 31 ; Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a, uh... [Squidward takes out a pencil and a paper] ...no. [Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away] Oh, maybe... [Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. [Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away again] Hmmm... I'll have... [Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. Or maybe... ;s1e13_2 +Squidward; Are you planning on ordering today, sir? ;s1e13_3 + Incidental 31 ; I'll have a... Krabby Patty. ;s1e13_4 +Squidward; [writing down the order] How original. ;s1e13_5 + Incidental 31 ; And with extra onions. ;s1e13_6 +Squidward; Daring today, aren't we? [takes the order and shows it to SpongeBob] One Krabby Patty, extra onions. [SpongeBob takes the piece of paper and puts it with the rest of the orders] ;s1e13_7 +SpongeBob; One cryin' Johnny comin' up! [cracks his knuckles, then adds each ingredient as mentioned] First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up! [he rings the bell] ;s1e13_8 +Squidward; Whatever. [Incidental 5 comes up and tells him what he wants and Squidward relays the order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [SpongeBob takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate] ;s1e13_9 +SpongeBob; [at rapid speed] Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. [at normal speed] One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up! [Squidward takes the plate] ;s1e13_10 +Squidward; Thanks, Farmer Brown. [gives the plate to Incidental 5] It's been a thrill serving you. ;s1e13_11 + Incidental 5 ; Can I get some extra salt? ;s1e13_12 +Squidward; We're all out. ;s1e13_13 + Incidental 5 ; Could you check? ;s1e13_14 +Squidward; No. [Incidental 5 glares at him as he leaves. Bubble Bass walks up to order] Let me guess, tiny, a small salad? ;s1e13_15 +BubbleBass; I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Squidward gives up writing all of that down] ;s1e13_16 +Squidward; We serve food here, sir. ;s1e13_17 +SpongeBob; [with the order done] I got it already, Squidward. [gasps] Bubble Bass! ;s1e13_18 +BubbleBass; [pushes Squidward away] SquarePants! [walks to SpongeBob] I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty. ;s1e13_19 +SpongeBob; [staring at Bubble Bass] Yep. I hear talk you're kinda picky. ;s1e13_20 +BubbleBass;Yep.;s1e13_21 +SpongeBob; Well then... here ya go! [Bubble Bass takes the plate and sits down where he examines the Krabby Patty until he decides to take a bite] Well, Bubble Bass, whaddaya think? ;s1e13_22 +BubbleBass; This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the pickles! [shows no pickles on the patty. The crowd gasps] ;s1e13_23 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e13_24 +BubbleBass; The best there is? I don't think so. You lose! [laughs] ;s1e13_25 +SpongeBob; [checks the patty for pickles] But, the pickles should be right where they always are. I know I put them on! [the customers are disappointed. SpongeBob tears the patty apart, searching for the pickles] Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles? [Bubble Bass walks up to Mr. Krabs, and throws Squidward out of the way again] ;s1e13_26 +BubbleBass; I believe you owe me two bucks. ;s1e13_27 + Mr. Krabs ; Two bucks?! ;s1e13_28 +BubbleBass; Your guarantee. [points to the menu where in tiny print it says 'money back guarantee'] ;s1e13_29 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh. That. Well, can't we talk about this? [takes out two dollars and Bubble Bass grabs it] ;s1e13_30 +BubbleBass;No.;s1e13_31 + Mr. Krabs ; [pulls the money back] How about a discount on restroom tokens? [Bubble Bass takes the money] ;s1e13_32 +BubbleBass; Afraid not. ;s1e13_33 + Mr. Krabs ; How's about a [Bubble Bass starts walking away but Mr. Krabs holds onto his dollar] free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it! [Bubble Bass walks out the Krusty Krab with the money] No! Come back! Two dollars! [sobs] Two dollars, no! No! [walks over to SpongeBob] ;s1e13_34 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, I know I put pickles on that Krabby Patty. ;s1e13_35 + Mr. Krabs ; [grabs SpongeBob] That two bucks is comin' out of your paycheck! [SpongeBob tries to hang onto the floor] ;s1e13_36 +SpongeBob; Wait! Wait! Wait! [Mr. Krabs throws him into the kitchen] ;s1e13_37 + Mr. Krabs ; Get back to work, we got orders waitin'! ;s1e13_38 +Squidward; I need a Krabby Patty. ;s1e13_39 +SpongeBob; Okay, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let's see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then... pickles? No! That's not right! [starts a new patty] Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the... pickles? No! [tries again] Mustard down, bun stuff down, d'oh, where's the patty go? [tries again and uses the same bun] Pickles, ketchup, wait! D'oh, think! Think! I'm losin' it! [tries again] Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun, no! [Mr. Krabs comes in] Mr. Krabs, I am so confused. I can't remember how to do anything. ;s1e13_40 + Mr. Krabs ; Why don't you take the rest of the day off? ;s1e13_41 +SpongeBob; Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. Who will make the Krabby Patties? ;s1e13_42 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, don't worry about that. We've got Squidward! ;s1e13_43 +Squidward; Huh? What? [SpongeBob walks out and tries to leave] ;s1e13_44 +{system}; [the scene bubbles transition to that night] ;s1e13_45 +SpongeBob; Oh... was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then... SpongeBob? Or... [hits his head with his fist] D'oh... think, Sponge! Oh yeah! It was mattress, SpongeBob, mattress, then sheets, pillow. [gets in between the two mattresses] Good night, Gary. ;s1e13_46 +Gary;Meow.;s1e13_47 +SpongeBob; Aw, this isn't right. [he slips out and stands upside-down on his bed] Good night, Gary. ;s1e13_48 +Gary;Meow.;s1e13_49 +SpongeBob; Wait, this isn't right either. [SpongeBob lays down on his back] Nope. [SpongeBob is between each railing of the ladder] Nuh-uh. [tries sleeping with a mattress on his head] Negative. [tries sleeping on the ground next to his mattresses] C'mon, c'mon! Get it right. [tries in the lifesaver] Wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Nope! Naw! Negatory! Nyet! [keeps doing the wrong things as the clock fast-forwards to morning and the rooster crows where the alarm goes off. SpongeBob is on the floor under his bed] Aww, I almost had it! Alarm clock. D'oh, how do I turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think! ;s1e13_50 +Gary;Meow.;s1e13_51 +SpongeBob; Gary! [picks up Gary and shoves him in the foghorn alarm with dolphin noise where it is still going off with a squeak.] ;s1e13_52 +Squidward; [At the Krusty Krab, there is black smoke coming from kitchen. Squidward coughs loudly, and clears the smoke off with a fire extinguisher] Patties are done. [Mr. Krabs notices black, burnt patties and gets irritated] ;s1e13_53 + Mr. Krabs ; Urrgh! [Turns backwards from the counter after hearing customers starting to complain] ;s1e13_54 + Incidental 30 ; Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty. [his patty is burnt] ;s1e13_55 + Incidental 63 ; He burnt my fries! [the burnt fries are piled up] ;s1e13_56 + Incidental 65 ; [briefly drinks his burnt shake] He burnt my shake! ;s1e13_57 + Mr. Krabs ; No! Come back! [sobs] No! No! Arrgh... I gotta get SpongeBob back! ;s1e13_58 +{system}; [cuts to SpongeBob's house he nailed a toaster to the door] ;s1e13_59 + Mr. Krabs ; [opens door] SpongeBob? ;s1e13_60 +{system}; [music playing in reverse the house is a total disaster as everything is misplaced and things are everywhere and opposite.] ;s1e13_61 + Mr. Krabs ;SpongeBob!;s1e13_62 +SpongeBob; [he walks into view backwards and is wearing a pair of underwear over his head] Mr. Krabs, hello. Do you how do? ;s1e13_63 + Mr. Krabs ; Why you talkin' funny, lad? [takes the underwear off SpongeBob's head] ;s1e13_64 +SpongeBob; I anything can't do right since because pickles. ;s1e13_65 + Mr. Krabs ; Nonsense, you'll be back makin' Krabby Patties like your old self in no time! ;s1e13_66 +SpongeBob; I think don't ready back to go to work, Mr. Krabs. [walks off] ;s1e13_67 + Mr. Krabs ; But you're fine, me boy! [SpongeBob walks right through the wooden kitchen door] Ooh... uhh, well... maybe not. [walks into the kitchen where SpongeBob is nailing a piece of bread to the table] All we need to do is get your confidence back. So you can make me more money! I-I-I mean, uh, patties. [chuckles] ;s1e13_68 +SpongeBob; I how do that? ;s1e13_69 + Mr. Krabs ; It's like riding a bike. You never forget! [notices a bike in a boiling pot of water on the stove] Uhh... um... I'm gonna help ya! [both of them are now shown sitting on the ground in SpongeBob's living room] If you learn to make a Krabby Patty again, your life will be back in order. [takes out a blanket with all the ingredients on it] ;s1e13_70 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, I don't know if I... ;s1e13_71 + Mr. Krabs ; Take your time. [SpongeBob thinks of the Krabby Patty formula. It soon turns to night then day again. SpongeBob reaches for a bun and Mr. Krabs gets excited. SpongeBob puts bun back down] ;s1e13_72 +SpongeBob; No, no, no, no, no. [Day becomes night again. Then day again and then night again. Mr. Krabs is sleeping until SpongeBob wakes him up] I got it! I got it! It's all very clear to me now, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e13_73 + Mr. Krabs ; It is? ;s1e13_74 +SpongeBob; Yes! I finally realize that [angry] I can't do it! I can't do it, Mr. Krabs! I'm a failure! ;s1e13_75 + Mr. Krabs ; Don't talk like that! ;s1e13_76 +SpongeBob; Don't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate? I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! [Makes patty as he tells Mr. Krabs the ingredients] I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! [realizes that he just put the patty together in the right order, which makes Mr. Krabs smirk] ;s1e13_77 + Mr. Krabs ; It's time. ;s1e13_78 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob walk back to the Krusty Krab and Squidward is burnt with black smoke. SpongeBob rescues Squidward from the burning kitchen and sprays the burnt Squidward with the fire extinguisher] ;s1e13_79 + Incidental 70 ; Hey, SpongeBob's back! [customers are cheering] ;s1e13_80 +{system}; SpongeBob? Aw, the old chef. ;s1e13_81 +BubbleBass; [he enters the restaurant, shoving the large crowd of people out of his way in the process] I hear SquarePants is back! [SpongeBob opens the kitchen door] ;s1e13_82 +SpongeBob; I'm right here, Bubble Bass. ;s1e13_83 +BubbleBass; I thought I ran you out of town. [spits a loogie into a bucket] ;s1e13_84 +SpongeBob; This is where I belong. [holds up some bubbles and blows one. Bubble Bass gives a weird sounding roar] Rawr. ;s1e13_85 +{system}; [The crowd gasps. SpongeBob and Bubble Bass glare at each other, while Mr. Krabs is sweating with anticipation.] ;s1e13_86 +BubbleBass; Give me the regular, and this time, don't forget the pickles. ;s1e13_87 +SpongeBob; [rushes into the kitchen and comes back with a Krabby Patty in the blink of an eye] I didn't. ;s1e13_88 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs is violently sweating as Bubble Bass examines and eats the patty. It also cuts to the crowd, then Squidward, then SpongeBob.] ;s1e13_89 +BubbleBass; Hmm... Still no pickles! [SpongeBob notices] See? [sticks out his tongue with all the chewed up food on it. Everyone is disgusted at the sight of it] You failed again, SpongeBob LoserPants! [laughs] ;s1e13_90 +SpongeBob; [looks at Bubble Bass' mouth] Wait a minute! [grabs Bubble Bass' tongue and pulls it out] Look! [shows four pickles under Bubble Bass' tongue] He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time! ;s1e13_91 + Mr. Krabs ; And there's the pickles from last time, too! ;s1e13_92 + Incidental 45 ; And there's my car keys! [everyone walks up to Bubble Bass, all glaring at him] ;s1e13_93 +BubbleBass; And... there's my ride! [rushes out of the Krusty Krab] ;s1e13_94 + Mr. Krabs ; Three cheers for the return of our master fry cook, SpongeBob! Hip hip... ;s1e13_95 +All;Hooray!;s1e13_96 +Squidward;Hooray.;s1e13_97 + Mr. Krabs ; Hip hip... ;s1e13_98 +All;Hooray!;s1e13_99 +Squidward;Whoop-de-doo.;s1e13_100 + Mr. Krabs ; Hip hip... ;s1e13_101 +All;Hooray!;s1e13_102 +Squidward; Oh, boy. ;s1e13_103 +SpongeBob; And three cheers for the fry cook who took my place when I was gone: Squidward! [Squidward smiles] Hip hip... ;s1e13_104 +All;" Boo! [Squidward is shocked and frowns. The frown becomes more droopier with each ""Boo""] ";s1e13_105 +SpongeBob; Hip hip... ;s1e13_106 +All; Boo! [cuts to an outside shot of the Krusty Krab] ;s1e13_107 +SpongeBob; Hip hip... ;s1e13_108 +All;Boo!;s1e13_109 +SpongeBob; Hip hip... ;s1e13_110 +Customer; Boo! You stink! [the episode ends] ;s1e13_111 + French Narrator ; Mrs. Puff's Boating School. Where diligent students learn the rules of the road. ;s1e14_1 + Mrs. Puff ; Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day! [SpongeBob squeezes his pencil so hard it shoots up into the air] Let's see here. This week's hall monitor will be Bart, Jimmy, no, no, Tina, Ralph, mm... [gasps and shakes nervously] ...SpongeBob...! [SpongeBob moves his desk between two rows] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor. ;s1e14_2 + Incidental 27 ; Mrs. Puff, I've done it already! [SpongeBob moves his desk closer] ;s1e14_3 + Mrs. Puff ; Ohh... Phil? ;s1e14_4 +Phil; No way, Mrs. Puff. [SpongeBob moves his desk closer] ;s1e14_5 + Mrs. Puff ; Uhh, Tina, you're the hall monitor. ;s1e14_6 + Incidental 8 ; Hey, I've done it 3 times already! [SpongeBob moves up closer] ;s1e14_7 + Mrs. Puff ;B...uh...B-Beth!;s1e14_8 +{system}; She graduated! ;s1e14_9 + Mrs. Puff ; Henry?! [SpongeBob moves closer] Vera?! [SpongeBob moves closer] Clayton?! [SpongeBob is poking Mrs. Puff with his desk as she sighs] Alright, I guess I have no choice. [gulps] The hall monitor of the day is [she sighs] SpongeBob. [SpongeBob launches into the air] ;s1e14_10 +SpongeBob; Yahoo! Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I am ready to assume my position... in the hall! I will protect all that are weak... in the hall! All rules will be enforced... in the hall! ;s1e14_11 + Mrs. Puff ; Okay! Just take the hat and belt. [tries handing him the uniform] ;s1e14_12 +SpongeBob; I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First, I have to make my speech. ;s1e14_13 + Mrs. Puff ; You can't make this easy, can you? ;s1e14_14 +SpongeBob; Classmates! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff. ;s1e14_15 + Mrs. Puff ; Give me a break. ;s1e14_16 +SpongeBob;" And to my public, all I can say is I'm touched. [sniffs] And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... [clock moves forward in time as SpongeBob continues his speech] ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! [at this point, almost everyone is dreary-eyed] Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. [takes out a long roll of paper] ""Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears."" [the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk] In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform [takes out the hat and belt] and assume my duties as... [puts on the uniform deep voice] ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff! [walks towards the door then turns around] Oh, and I will be re... [bell rings as all students excitedly run out the door, over SpongeBob] ";s1e14_17 + Mrs. Puff ; SpongeBob, are you okay? ;s1e14_18 +SpongeBob; [muffled] I overdid the speech again, didn't I? ;s1e14_19 + Mrs. Puff ; I'm afraid so. ;s1e14_20 +SpongeBob; Aww, tartar sauce. I guess I won't be needing this. [takes off the uniform] I hardly knew ya. [gives the uniform to Mrs. Puff and walks away saddened] ;s1e14_21 + Mrs. Puff ; Uhh... SpongeBob? ;s1e14_22 +SpongeBob; Yes, Mrs. Puff? ;s1e14_23 + Mrs. Puff ; I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow. ;s1e14_24 +SpongeBob; A-hoo! [dives into the uniform] Thanks, Mrs. Puff! ;s1e14_25 + Mrs. Puff ; What are the consequences of what I've just done? [cut to SpongeBob walking down the street, singing somewhat incomprehensibly. Then notices a broken traffic light] ;s1e14_26 +SpongeBob; Broken traffic light! Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang? I can be helpful anywhere! This looks like a job for the [deep voice] hall monitor! [directs traffic, with a whistle, to their destination using all sorts of hand gestures, but ends up causing a huge wreck in the end] What would this town do without you, SpongeBob? ;s1e14_27 +Fred; My leg! My leg! ;s1e14_28 +SpongeBob; On patrol. I'm on patrol. [notices a house with an open window] Uh-oh, an open window. [peeks through the window and there is a couple eating] ;s1e14_29 + Incidental 12 ; More seaweed medley, dear? ;s1e14_30 +SpongeBob; The fools. They've left themselves susceptible to danger. I must show them the error of their ways through example. [jumps through the window and onto their table in a ski mask, screaming as he does so] I'm the open window maniac! [both run out screaming] I hope you learned a valuable lesson! [shuts the window and begins walking again] On patrol. I'm on patrol. I'm on patrol... [gasps as he sees a puddle of pink goo on the ground] Vandals! Another crime. [takes his finger and tastes the pink goo] hmm...strawberry! I must act! [more pink goo falls on his head. He looks up and sees Patrick sitting on top of a wall and eating some strawberry ice cream] Patrick... [looks around for the voice he just heard] Patrick... Patrick... ;s1e14_31 +Patrick; My ice cream! It's alive! [screams and throws away the ice cream] ;s1e14_32 +SpongeBob; Patrick! Down here! ;s1e14_33 +Patrick; Oh, SpongeBob, it's you. [ice cream cone is on SpongeBob's face] ;s1e14_34 +SpongeBob; Patrick. Come down here. [Patrick jumps down on top of SpongeBob] ;s1e14_35 +Patrick; SpongeBob? SpongeBob? ;s1e14_36 +SpongeBob; I'm down here. ;s1e14_37 +Patrick; Hehe, you look funny! [hops off SpongeBob and pulls him off the ground] Hi, SpongeBob. ;s1e14_38 +SpongeBob; That's hall monitor to you! [fixes his shape] ;s1e14_39 +Patrick; Sorry, officer. ;s1e14_40 +SpongeBob; Sorry's not good enough, Patrick. You've committed a crime, and I'm taking you in. ;s1e14_41 +Patrick; What crime? [shows him the ice cream that is on the ground] I'm a bad person! [cries] ;s1e14_42 +Morty;" [High Voice] Extra! Extra! ""Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!"" City paralyzed with fear! [gives one to SpongeBob] [Gruff Voice] Take it, friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge. [runs off] [High voice again] Extra! Extra! Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom! ";s1e14_43 +SpongeBob;" [reads paper] ""Maniac. Bikini Bottom? Car wrecks? Break-in?"". Who better to bring this maniac to justice than me, [deep voice] the hall monitor! But I can't handle this case alone. Patrick, are you ready to give up your life of crime? ";s1e14_44 +SpongeBob; Hmmm... now you just need a symbol of authority. [Patrick puts the ice cream cone on his head] Perfect! It is our duty to catch this maniac and bring him to justice! But how to proceed? Listen, deputy, you're an ex-criminal. What would you do? ;s1e14_45 +Patrick; Hmmm... I'd get an ice cream! [both walk out an ice cream store with ice cream] ;s1e14_46 +SpongeBob; Okay, now what? ;s1e14_47 +Patrick; Hmmm... [both come out the ice cream store again with ice cream] ;s1e14_48 +SpongeBob; This isn't working. [throws his ice cream away] We've got to do something else. Something with walkie-talkies! [takes out two walkie-talkies. Patrick drops his ice cream and happily grabs a walkie-talkie] And now, duty calls! Alright, deputy, I'll go that way, you go some different way! Run �em out! [SpongeBob runs off sounding like a siren. The police come driving up and stop beside Patrick] ;s1e14_49 + Incidental 118 ; Afternoon, son. ;s1e14_50 +Patrick; Hello, brothers. [salutes to the officers, then raises both eyebrows whilst pointing to his cone hat] ;s1e14_51 + Incidental 118 ; Son, we're looking for the maniac. ;s1e14_52 + Incidental 118 ; Have you seen this man?! [He whips out a poster that says WANTED MANIAC with SpongeBob's picture on it.] ;s1e14_53 +Patrick; [screams] It's the maniac! Take him away, take him away! ;s1e14_54 + Incidental 118 ; Calm down, son. It's just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we're gonna show you this picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this guy. Understand? ;s1e14_55 +Patrick; Yeah, uh-huh. ;s1e14_56 + Incidental 118 ; Okay. [Orange Incidental 118 shows Patrick the poster again] ;s1e14_57 +Patrick; [screams] Horrible! ;s1e14_58 +{system}; [Orange Incidental 118 removes the poster, bemused. He holds up the poster again. Patrick screams again. Both cops then look at each other and smile slyly. Orange Incidental 118 repeatedly shows and takes away the poster as Patrick screams every single time. Eventually, the cops decide they've had enough fun.] ;s1e14_59 + Incidental 118 ; Stay indoors, son. ;s1e14_60 + Incidental 118 ; And, uhh, take that cone off your head. [both laugh as they drive off] ;s1e14_61 +Patrick; [takes out walkie-talkie] SpongeBob? Come in, SpongeBob. Answer! ;s1e14_62 +SpongeBob; SpongeBob here, Patrick. Report. ;s1e14_63 +Patrick; [over walkie-talkie] I don't wanna be a policeman anymore. I'm scared! ;s1e14_64 +SpongeBob; Get a hold of yourself, deputy. ;s1e14_65 +Patrick; [over walkie-talkie, sobbing] I wanna go home! ;s1e14_66 +SpongeBob; [sighs] Poor rookie. Alright, I'm on my way back. ;s1e14_67 +Patrick; Hurry, SpongeBob, I think it's getting... [the bright sky suddenly, becomes dark] ...dark. ;s1e14_68 +SpongeBob; Just put on your siren and I'll be right there. ;s1e14_69 +Patrick; Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo. [Patrick picks up the poster that the officers showed him earlier. Then sees a darkish figure down the road. It's SpongeBob, but Patrick doesn't realize it Patrick gasps loudly] Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! SpongeBob! I see him! ;s1e14_70 +SpongeBob; [over walkie-talkie] Where is he, Patrick? ;s1e14_71 +Patrick; [over walkie-talkie] At the intersection of Conch and Coral. [SpongeBob turns his head around to read the street sign that says Conch Street and Coral Avenue] ;s1e14_72 +SpongeBob; That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing? ;s1e14_73 +Patrick; Uhh, he's just standing there... menacingly! [screams over walkie-talkie] Get out of there, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams] That's his maniac shriek! He's going to attack! [SpongeBob cries while running around in circles] He's acting all crazy! Run! Hide behind that building! [SpongeBob hides behind the building] No, he's behind that building! Oh, quick, hide behind that street sign! [SpongeBob hides behind the street sign] No wait! The maniac just went behind that sign! Quick! Get under the street light! [SpongeBob gets under the street lights] No wait, agh, he's there, too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox. As he tries to relax, the radio is cutting out] ;s1e14_74 +SpongeBob; [over walkie-talkie] Say again, deputy? ;s1e14_75 +Patrick; The maniac's in the mailbox! [SpongeBob screams and bursts his arms and legs through the mailbox. He alternates between screaming and crazily jabbering as he runs through three buildings, causing them to topple over and eventually crashes through a fence plasted with wanted posters] ;s1e14_76 +SpongeBob; [takes a look at a wanted poster] Huh, this guy's not half-bad-looking for a maniac. Wait a minute, Patrick, I'm the maniac! [Patrick screams in the background and a mass of police cars and several policeman surround SpongeBob] ;s1e14_77 + Incidental 118 ; We'll take that as a confession. [Mrs. Puff appears] ;s1e14_78 + Mrs. Puff ; SpongeBob SquarePants, there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself! [SpongeBob slumps sadly at these words] ;s1e14_79 + Incidental 118 ; You know this guy? ;s1e14_80 + Mrs. Puff ; Of course I do. I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place. He's my responsibility. [the cops glare at her] Uh-oh... [at the boating school where the whole class, except SpongeBob, is sleeping. Mrs. Puff is teaching class from jail through the TV] And in conclusion, students: red means stop, green means go. And SpongeBob... ;s1e14_81 +SpongeBob; [frowns nervously] Yes, Mrs. Puff? ;s1e14_82 + Mrs. Puff ; I'd like to see you after class. 6 months from now! [jail closure sound] ;s1e15_1 + French Narrator ; Ah, Jellyfish Fields. Here we find SpongeBob once again stalking the wild jellyfish. SpongeBob? Allo? SpongeBob? Hmmm... he's supposed to be here somewhere... [narrator looks around and sees a square-shaped coral] A-ha! [Jellyfish floats by. SpongeBob puts his glasses on] ;s1e15_2 +SpongeBob; Safety first. [SpongeBob slides to a jellyfish and captures it] A-ha! I finally gotcha! [SpongeBob grabs a wooden stool and sits on it. Puts on a farmer hat and 'milks' the jellyfish. Jelly comes out and squirts on a piece of bread. The jellyfish moos like a cow. He eats and starts speaking like the French Narrator.] Ah, there is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish. [normal voice] See you later! [walks off but jellyfish floats towards him with his glasses] Oh, oh my glasses! Thanks, little guy! Bye! [the jellyfish floats with SpongeBob] I can't play anymore, jellyfish. I got to get home. [jellyfish hangs onto SpongeBob's nose] No. You can't go home with me. [jellyfish walks behind him. The jellyfish's steps are squeaking, like SpongeBob's] Jellyfish, you've got to stay here! [the jellyfish floats towards SpongeBob] Hey! [puts the jellyfish on a rock] Stay! [walks backwards] Stay... [jellyfish floats around SpongeBob. SpongeBob grabs the jellyfish and uses a slingshot to launch him somewhere else but the jellyfish ends up on his back. The jellyfish giggles. SpongeBob pulls the jellyfish off] [exasperated] Jellyfish! For the last time, you cannot come home with me! [SpongeBob looks at the jellyfish sternly. The jellyfish deflates as if he was sad. SpongeBob decides to keep him] Ahh, what the heck! [SpongeBob, with the jellyfish on a rope, like a dog, walk by Squidward's house] Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidwardiard! [Squidward peeks out his window] Squidward! Look at my new pet! ;s1e15_3 +Squidward; That's no pet, that's a wild animal. ;s1e15_4 +SpongeBob;" No he isn't! Watch this! Fetch! [throws a stick so the jellyfish returns it. SpongeBob is holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up? [the jellyfish hums deeply three times] Play dead! [jellyfish is buried underground with a tomb that says ""R.I.P."" He pops up] ";s1e15_5 +Squidward; I wouldn't let that thing into my house even if it was potty-trained! [the jellyfish, still on the rope, is on a toilet reading a newspaper as he hums casually] I didn't need to see that. ;s1e15_6 +SpongeBob; Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun. ;s1e15_7 +Squidward; How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish? [SpongeBob and the jellyfish dance to Stadium Rave A. Also, various colors change as they dance. Disco lights rotate around the room. SpongeBob's house is vibrating from the music] SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish... for 12 hours! ;s1e15_8 +SpongeBob; [stops dancing. He is exhausted, sees the jellyfish dance more] Whew! Wow, you sure like to dance. Well, that's enough for tonight. [turns the music off] It's time to go to bed. [as he walks off, the jellyfish turns the music back on] Huh? [walks over to turn the music off] You got it all wrong, little fella. [the jellyfish turns the music back on. SpongeBob turns it back off] Bed. Repeat after me. [SpongeBob ties the rope around the jellyfish] Bed! [the jellyfish reaches for the stereo but SpongeBob pulls it off. Upstairs, SpongeBob ties the rope around his bedpost] We'll just keep you right here. ;s1e15_9 +Gary;Meow.;s1e15_10 +SpongeBob; Quit worrying, Gary. He'll be just fine. Good night, everybody. [as he is sleeping throughout the night, other jellyfish float inside the pineapple] ;s1e15_11 +Gary; [wakes up] Meow. [jellyfish opens the window, and the 4 jellyfish talking in jellyfish speaking. Gary gets angry] Meow. [gets squirted with jelly from all the jellyfish, they laugh at Gary, and continue squirting jelly on him] Meow. [More jellyfish enter SpongeBob's House. It's now daytime and the rooster crows everyone up] ;s1e15_12 +SpongeBob; Good morning, Gary. Good morning, jellyfish. Jellyfish? Jellyfish? Here, jellyfish. Oh, jelly! [puts on his green robe and goes to check downstairs] ;s1e15_13 +Gary; [Follows SpongeBob to the doorway, while completely filled with jelly.] Meow. ;s1e15_14 +SpongeBob; Oh, jellyfi-! [slips on some jelly. Opens a door leading into his living room and sees jellyfish dancing to music. The jellyfish are having a dance party.] Where'd you all come from? [jellyfish form a figure of a hand and the hand grabs SpongeBob. They stick over a light bulb like a disco ball and spin him. Then falls to the ground] Okay, that's it. Party is over! You guys have overstayed your welcome. [As SpongeBob is walking to the stereo, jellyfish form a flight of stairs that SpongeBob walks up and but does not notice] This music is way too loud. [He screams as he falls down. Jellyfish carry SpongeBob in a triangle] Very funny. [jellyfish carry SpongeBob in a rectangle] I'm serious! ;s1e15_15 +{system}; [Jellyfish carry SpongeBob up and down the screen. The scene then goes to SpongeBob's house bouncing up and down because of the loud party. Scene cuts to Squidward's house. Squidward is still lying in his bed, holding a pillow against his face. He has not slept all night.] ;s1e15_16 +Squidward; Grr! 18 hours! [falls off his bed, picks up the phone and dials SpongeBob's number] I'm gonna give that SpongeBob a piece of my mind! ;s1e15_17 +{system}; [Cut back to the party. The phone rings and a jellyfish picks it up.] [garbled] Hello? ;s1e15_18 +Squidward;" SpongeBob, listen to me, you square-headed assault on my ears! I've had enough of this! [Jelly squirts through the phone and onto Squidward's face] Strawberry. [Squidward plays his clarinet outside his window] Two can play at this! [plays ""Row Row Row Your Boat"" with his clarinet badly. Jellyfish form a smiley face.] ";s1e15_19 +SpongeBob; Come on, guys, enough is enough! [SpongeBob hears the clarinet music in the distance.] Huh? [Cuts back to the Jellyfish's smile, but this time, turns into an angry frown when Squidward plays his clarinet] Uh-oh! [Jellyfish sting SpongeBob] Hey, take it easy! Ow! Okay, I'll talk to him! [SpongeBob peeks his head out his window] Squidward! Would it be possible to play your clarinet a little... better? I don't think the jellyfish like it. ;s1e15_20 +Squidward; The jellyfish don't like...? [sarcastically] Why, sure, pal, I can play better. ;s1e15_21 +SpongeBob; Okay, he said he'll play better. ;s1e15_22 +{system};" [Squidward's house rotates slowly towards SpongeBob's house. He has a giant amp set behind him. In front of him is a microphone. Squidward inhales deeply as his house stretches, then he plays ""Row Row Row Your Boat"" with his clarinet again, but extremely loudly.] ";s1e15_23 +SpongeBob; Uh-oh! That's not better! [Jellyfish knocks SpongeBob's coral plant over] Hey! Take it easy with that! [The jellyfish knock over his television] Those are my things! [The jellyfish knock over a wall decoration] Don't break th- Dow! [The jellyfish float out of the party and into Squidward's house] ;s1e15_24 +Squidward; Uh, wait, I can turn it down. Ow! Ow! Ow! [the jellyfish sting Squidward and float back into SpongeBob's house, returning to their party.]A welt-covered Squidward walks up to the door and gives SpongeBob his clarinet] Everybody's a critic. You won't be hearing from me anymore. [hands SpongeBob his clarinet] ;s1e15_25 +SpongeBob; Hey, now, that wasn't nice! [jellyfish take the clarinet and snap it in half. A fire forms and they dance around it in a circle. Boat horn toots as SpongeBob finally reaches his breaking point, shouting] Okay, that is it! Everybody out! ;s1e15_26 +{system}; [SpongeBob grabs the stereo and runs toward the door but the jellyfish try to take it back so they can party more. Both sides accidentally let go and the stereo falls to floor and shatters into pieces with a crash causing the music to stop. SpongeBob gulps and the jellyfish start to quiver, due to the loss of the music, thus ending their party. SpongeBob stammers. The jellyfish get angry and sting SpongeBob] ;s1e15_27 +SpongeBob; Come on, Gary! [SpongeBob and Gary head up to the roof. SpongeBob's house vibrates forcefully, and the jellyfish start to swarm around the house.] Gary, you were right. Thanks for not rubbing it in. [SpongeBob looks scared and his teeth chatter. Gary clicks his eyes together making a beat that the jellyfish can dance to.] Huh? They stopped? [holds Gary's eyes together and the jellyfish get angry again. Then he lets go of Gary's eyes and they dance again. Does this a couple more times and notices a trend.] Gary! Don't... stop... shaking it! ;s1e15_28 +{system}; [SpongeBob takes Gary to Jellyfish Fields, the jellyfish following him behind in a line. Along the way, SpongeBob has other creatures and things join in the rhythm, first bubbles popping, a chest opening and releasing bubbles on the first beat, an anchor chain making tambourine noises, a dolphin chirping every fourth beat, a trio of anemones making synthesizer noises, a line of singing clamshells, jellyfish playing a harp, and soon a lively melody is playing. Eventually, he gets the jellyfish back home to Jellyfish Fields and he runs back to his home.] ;s1e15_29 + French Narrator ; Today, SpongeBob has learned one of the sea's harshest lessons: wild animals can throw very wild parties. ;s1e15_30 +{system}; [SpongeBob shakes Gary's eye, congratulating him. Meanwhile, Squidward sinks down into his bubble bath as he groans in pain.] ;s1e15_31 + French Narrator ; Ooh, I felt that. ;s1e15_32 +{system}; [The episode begins with SpongeBob running toward Sandy's treedome doorstep.] ;s1e16_1 +SpongeBob; Hey, Sandy. Hey, Sandy. Hey, Sandy! ;s1e16_2 +{system}; [SpongeBob knocks her door. While waiting for a response from the door, he notices a spaceship comes up from underneath the ground at the left side of the treedome.] ;s1e16_3 +SpongeBob;Wow!;s1e16_4 +{system}; [The rocket finally rises up to ground level. Sandy peeks her head out of a spaceship window.] ;s1e16_5 +Sandy; Howdy, SpongeBob, how do you like it? ;s1e16_6 +SpongeBob; What is it? ;s1e16_7 +Sandy; It's a rocket ship, duh! I'll meet you downstairs and show you around. [rides an elevator on the bottom floor and meets SpongeBob downstairs] ;s1e16_8 +SpongeBob; Wow, what are you gonna do with it? ;s1e16_9 +Sandy; [pointing to a poster of the moon] I'm goin' to the moon, SpongeBob! ;s1e16_10 +SpongeBob; The moon! Can I go? ;s1e16_11 +Sandy; No way, SpongeBob. Especially after your little mishap with my whirlybird. [looks at a graveyard of dead animals, which the camera follows] Besides, there's not enough room for you. ;s1e16_12 +SpongeBob; But I don't take up that much space! [squishes himself into a little square] See? [downsizes himself to fit into a little drawer] I can fit in here. [closes the drawer] Mmm, cozy. ;s1e16_13 +Sandy; I need that drawer. ;s1e16_14 +SpongeBob; Well, how about... [jumps into a test tube] This? [jumps into another test tube] Or this? [jumps into another test tube] Or this? [spins in a flushing motion] ;s1e16_15 +Sandy; SpongeBob, this isn't for fun. [points to her clipboard with math equations on it] See this? This is science. I don't have time for games and I don't have time for stowaways. ;s1e16_16 +SpongeBob; [behind a set of bars] Fine. [in a deep voice] Put me in the brig, [squeezes himself in the air vent] I don't mind! ;s1e16_17 +Sandy; That's the air vent, SpongeBob. [pushes a button to turn the air vent on that blows SpongeBob out of it] I need that, too. ;s1e16_18 +SpongeBob; Oh, please, can I go? Can I? Can I? Huh? Please? ;s1e16_19 +Sandy; All right. Y'all can ride in the cargo hold if you just- ;s1e16_20 +SpongeBob; [running around the ship] Yeah! Goin' to the moon! Moon ride, moon ride, moon ride! ;s1e16_21 +Sandy; [grabs SpongeBob] But this time, just don't touch anything, okay? ;s1e16_22 +{system}; [Bubble transitions to Sandy pumping a gun and SpongeBob comes to watch her] ;s1e16_23 +SpongeBob; Wow, look at that pop gun. Are we gonna go hunting aliens on the moon? ;s1e16_24 +Sandy; Aww, hush, silly. [shoots her gun and 3 gray nets cover a couple items] This is for harvesting moon rocks. ;s1e16_25 +SpongeBob; Well, when you're done playing with rocks, you could use that for some serious alien hunting. ;s1e16_26 +Sandy; Aliens? Are you nuts? I've been to the moon, there are no aliens. ;s1e16_27 +Sandy; SpongeBob, you don't know the first thing about outer space. Now go home and get some shut eye. Be here tomorrow at the crack of dawn and leave your crazy alien notions behind. ;s1e16_28 +{system}; [Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house at night. SpongeBob is trying to sleep. He checks the clock every few seconds, and tries to go back to sleep again.] ;s1e16_29 +SpongeBob; [becoming fed up with waiting, shaking his clock] Oh, hurry up! [grabs two clothes pins] These oughta do the trick. [puts them on his eyelids] ;s1e16_30 +Patrick; [Sitting in the window] Hi, SpongeBob! [clothes pins shoot off his eyes] ;s1e16_31 +SpongeBob; What is it, Patrick? Can't you see I'm sleeping here? ;s1e16_32 +Patrick; Well, I heard you're going on that moon trip tomorrow, so I just wanted to bring you something. ;s1e16_33 +SpongeBob; A present? ;s1e16_34 +Patrick; No. Uh, SpongeBob, is Sandy's rocket alien proof? ;s1e16_35 +SpongeBob; There are no aliens, Patrick. Just ask Sandy. ;s1e16_36 +Patrick; Well, I guess you won't be needing this alien repellent for your trip! [pulls out a spray can] ;s1e16_37 +SpongeBob;" Alien repellent? Let me see that. [looks at the can] ""New Alien-Out Window Protectant. Does not stop burglars."" Well, I guess you're right, Patrick. We'd better go spray those windows! ";s1e16_38 +{system}; [Bubble transitions to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to the rocket] ;s1e16_39 +Patrick; Look how big it is, SpongeBob! ;s1e16_40 +SpongeBob; It's pretty impressive, all right. ;s1e16_41 +Patrick; Come on! [both head for the rocket] ;s1e16_42 +SpongeBob; We're just here to spray the windows, Patrick! ;s1e16_43 +SpongeBob;" We don't! We're just spraying the- [Patrick pulls a blinking lever marked ""open,"" door opens on SpongeBob] -windows. ";s1e16_44 +Patrick; I opened it, SpongeBob! Come on! [both walk inside] Holy sea cow, SpongeBob. This must be the control room. ;s1e16_45 +SpongeBob; Yeah, just don't touch anything. [Patrick suddenly runs off] ;s1e16_46 +{system}; [Patrick grabs a computer and starts playing with the controls] ;s1e16_47 +Patrick; Look, I'm winning! ;s1e16_48 +SpongeBob; Patrick, cut that out! Patrick, come on! We can't hang around in here. This is Sandy's big rocket, not some kind of fun... [SpongeBob turns around and looks at himself as thin in the mirror] ...house? ;s1e16_49 +Patrick; Winner! Yeah! High score! Whoo hoo! ;s1e16_50 +SpongeBob; Hey, Patrick, what game was that, anyway? ;s1e16_51 +Patrick; I don't know! [notices a lever above his head] But let's see what this does! ;s1e16_52 +SpongeBob; Patrick, I don't think we should... [Patrick pulls a lever and the two launch off the seat out of the rocket] ;s1e16_53 +Patrick; I like rockets. [both fall back into the rocket] More! More! [approaches another machine] ;s1e16_54 +SpongeBob; No more! [Patrick presses a button and both vibrate a lot then stop] Okay, one more. [vibrating again] Okay, that's enough. Let's go. ;s1e16_55 +Patrick; Hey, I think this one starts it! [SpongeBob stops Patrick from pushing a button] ;s1e16_56 +SpongeBob; Patrick, what are you doing? I'm the space traveler here. And I happen to know that that particular button is right over here. [presses the start button and the ship starts up] ;s1e16_57 +Patrick; You've started the rocket! ;s1e16_58 +Sandy; [wakes up to the alarm horns blaring and notices the smoke] Aww, SpongeBob... ;s1e16_59 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick hold onto each other while falling down a long shaft as the ship is taking off] ;s1e16_60 +Patrick; Hang on, buddy! [while screaming, SpongeBob and Patrick are still falling down to the bottom of the ship. The ship flies upward out of the ocean past Bikini Atoll arriving into space, and both of them start to float.] Hey, we stopped falling! ;s1e16_61 +SpongeBob; Look! [points at the dark galaxy] We're in space now! Whee! [both float around in the ship] ;s1e16_62 +Patrick; [frantically worried] Hey! Whoa! Somebody get me down, or up, or something! ;s1e16_63 +{system}; [SpongeBob laughs as the ship orbits around the moon] ;s1e16_64 +Patrick; Hey, SpongeBob, watch this! [squirts toothpaste into some peanut butter] ;s1e16_65 +SpongeBob; Hey, you got your toothpaste in my peanut butter! [he and Patrick laugh] ;s1e16_66 +{system}; [The ship finishes circling the moon and prepares to return down to the surface. SpongeBob lifts a heavy barbell on one finger] ;s1e16_67 +SpongeBob; Patrick, I can do this! ;s1e16_68 +{system}; [The ship lands back into the sea and the barbell smashes into the ground and flattens SpongeBob's hand.] ;s1e16_69 +Patrick; [scowls] Hey, who turned the heavy back on? ;s1e16_70 +SpongeBob; We must be landing. ;s1e16_71 +Patrick; All right! ;s1e16_72 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick run off to exit the ship. Meanwhile, Sandy uses her jetpack to fly up to the moon] ;s1e16_73 +Sandy; Sometimes that SpongeBob is as dumb as a sack of peanuts. ;s1e16_74 +{system}; [The ship is now in Bikini Bottom, landed nearby Squidward's house. While Sandy on jetpack searches for SpongeBob and Patrick on the moon, these two get out of the ship] ;s1e16_75 +Patrick; Wow, it sure looks a lot like home. [Patrick sees Gary outside licking himself] Hey, look, it's Gary! Come here, Gary. Gary! ;s1e16_76 +SpongeBob; Wait, don't go near it, Patrick! Can't you see this is all a trick? The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment! They're trying to confuse us, Patrick. ;s1e16_77 +Patrick; So you mean to say they�ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we�ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?! I think? ;s1e16_78 +SpongeBob; Okay, but I'm not gonna to fall for it! [SpongeBob captures Gary with a gray net-like substance and Gary meows worriedly] Yeah! ;s1e16_79 +Patrick; You got him, SpongeBob! Won't Sandy be proud. ;s1e16_80 +SpongeBob;" Sandy. I forgot all about her. Oh, she's gonna hate us for stealing her rocket. But won't she feel silly when I bring her back a real live alien? Aw, she'll love me! [grabs Gary] Come on, Patrick, the more, the merrier! [tosses Gary into the ship. Ship's number increases from 00 to 01 game show ding from ""The Price Is Right""] ";s1e16_81 +Patrick; Alien hunting! Alien hunting! ;s1e16_82 +SpongeBob;" Shhh, Patrick, don't let them know we're onto them. ""Uh, yeah, alien hunting. I saw that on TV, too. Gee, Patrick, let's drop in on our old pal Squidward and see what he's up to!"" [whispering to Patrick] Make sure your gun is pumped. ";s1e16_83 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick go in and see Squidward sleeping and muttering] ;s1e16_84 +SpongeBob; Look at it, Patrick, it's disgusting. ;s1e16_85 +{system};" [Squidward moves his arms and legs around then puts them back down. He mutters incomprehensibly and says, ""Grandma."" SpongeBob and Patrick shake nervously and pose as if ready to fire. Afterwards, they creep toward him.] ";s1e16_86 +SpongeBob; It's even uglier up close. Let's begin the analysis. [SpongeBob takes the covers off. Squidward is wearing a pink floral top] ;s1e16_87 +Patrick; Wait! What's that? [SpongeBob takes a red bag out from underneath Squidward. It appears to be a hot water bottle] I think I'm gonna be sick. ;s1e16_88 +SpongeBob; Patrick, do you know what this thing is? ;s1e16_89 +Patrick;Stinky.;s1e16_90 +SpongeBob; No. It's an egg sack. Let's look at the embryo. ;s1e16_91 +{system};" [Patrick puts flashlight under the so-called ""egg sack"" and SpongeBob's hands are under it] ";s1e16_92 +{system};Twins.;s1e16_93 +{system}; [Squidward rolls over in his sleep and his right tentacle sticks on Patrick's helmet. Patrick looks up and sees the details of Squidward's right tentacle.] ;s1e16_94 +Patrick; Pardon my French, but get this thing off me! ;s1e16_95 +{system}; [SpongeBob takes off Squidward's right tentacle, but now Squidward's tentacle legs attach SpongeBob, which he quickly takes off. SpongeBob and Patrick try to get his tentacles away from them but they wake him up instead.] ;s1e16_96 +Squidward; Patrick and SpongeBob? Get out of my bedroom! And give me back my tentacles. [pulls back his tentacles onto his bed] ;s1e16_97 +Patrick; It's awake! ;s1e16_98 +SpongeBob; [grabs his net gun] Let's capture the little phony! ;s1e16_99 +Squidward; [screams] Get away from me! ;s1e16_100 +{system};" [SpongeBob and Patrick try to capture Squidward but he runs away, in which the pillow is captured instead. SpongeBob jumps to Squidward's bed, does an ""oogie boogie,"" Patrick does a Tarzan yell and chases Squidward. Outside, Mr. Krabs walks up with his pet worm and notices Squidward's house shaking. SpongeBob and Patrick come out with Squidward captured.] ";s1e16_101 + Mr. Krabs ; Ahoy, there, lads! Up a bit late to be playing pirate, aren't ye? [laughs] ;s1e16_102 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick point their guns at his head Mr. Krabs holds his claws up.] ;s1e16_103 + Mr. Krabs ; Wait! Don't shoot! Okay, okay, shoot me, but don't take me money! ;s1e16_104 +SpongeBob; We don't want your money... moon man! [both capture Mr. Krabs and toss him and Squidward into the ship] Look at them squirming around in there. ;s1e16_105 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs and Squidward mutter disgruntingly] ;s1e16_106 +Patrick; Eww, gross. ;s1e16_107 +SpongeBob; Well, there's plenty more where those came from. ;s1e16_108 +{system}; [Transitions to Mrs. Puff's Boating School] ;s1e16_109 +SpongeBob; [at Patrick] Shhh... ;s1e16_110 + Mrs. Puff ; [grading some of her students' paper] SpongeBob, what are you doing here so late? [captured] Whatever this is... [inflates herself and has a deep voice] ...it's going on your permanent record! ;s1e16_111 +{system}; [Flats the Flounder is in the bathroom where he opens the mirror revealing SpongeBob inside, shocking Flats SpongeBob captures him. Incidental 33 is walking while holding an umbrella where she gets captured. Larry opens a mailbox and gets captured. Later, virtually every Bikini Bottomite is shown to be captured. Many of the Bikini Bottomites are complaining. Patrick struggles in putting them inside the rocket.] ;s1e16_112 +Patrick; [trying to push the captured Bikini Bottomites inside the rocket] SpongeBob, I think we might have to make a second trip. ;s1e16_113 +SpongeBob; There's no time for that! Just push harder. ;s1e16_114 +{system}; [Off-screen, Sandy starts coming in on her jetpack floating down] ;s1e16_115 +Sandy; SpongeBob, what are y'all doing? [SpongeBob looks at her Sandy is shown landing from her jetpack] I can't turn my back on you for two seconds without you causing a whole mess of trouble. Why look at ya, bagging up all your friends and neighbors just like they was a fresh crop of hickory smoked sausages. You done turned my little science experiment into a disaster. You two oughta should be ashamed of- [SpongeBob and Patrick capture her the two are then seen carrying her walking to the ship] ;s1e16_116 +SpongeBob; Nice try, Sandy. ;s1e16_117 +Patrick; Or should I say Ms. Alien Pants. [laughs] ;s1e16_118 +Sandy; Aliens? Is that what this is about? [as Patrick giggles, SpongeBob and Patrick throw her into the ship] This isn't the moon! We're still in Bikini Bot-- [door is slammed shut] ;s1e16_119 +SpongeBob; It just goes to show you: you can't trust anyone. ;s1e16_120 +{system}; [Both SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other, run off, and pump their guns.] ;s1e16_121 +SpongeBob; So, you were an alien all the time and you didn't even tell me! ;s1e16_122 +Patrick; I didn't even know! ;s1e16_123 +SpongeBob; Yeah? Well, I got you now. ;s1e16_124 +Patrick; Oh, but it's not you that's got me, it's... [Patrick catches himself with the gray netting as it turns out he had his gun pointed the wrong way] ...me that's got me. ;s1e16_125 +{system}; [Scene cuts to the ship starting up] ;s1e16_126 +SpongeBob; Boy, I can't wait to see the look on Sandy's face! ;s1e16_127 +{system}; [The ship enters the surface but runs out of gas and stops on the moon.] ;s1e16_128 +SpongeBob; Sandy, I'm back! [peeks out the window] Wow, Bikini Bottom sure looks different. [sees the Earth and realizes his mistake] Uh-oh... ;s1e16_129 +{system}; [The screen fades to black, ending the episode.] ;s1e16_130 +{system}; [Scene begins in Mr. Krabs' house. He is dancing around and singing a special birthday song that celebrates Pearl's birthday. He dances in front of her friends.] ;s1e17_1 + Mr. Krabs ; [dancing and singing at Pearl's birthday party] Yar-har, Pearl's my daughter, I'll spit in your eye! Yo-ho, Pearl's a whale, and it's her birthday, yar-yar-yar! Ta-da! ;s1e17_2 +{system}; [Pearl and her friends look bored. One of Pearl's friends lies her head on the table, in dissatisfaction.] ;s1e17_3 +Pearl; Thanks for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents? ;s1e17_4 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, all right. Presents for me darling little sardine. Here ya are. [places the present in front of Pearl] ;s1e17_5 +{system}; [Pearl holds the present] ;s1e17_6 +Pearl; Oh, you shouldn't have. What is it, Daddy? It wouldn't be those totally hip new flipper slippers all my friends are wearing, would it? Everyone wants them. ;s1e17_7 + Mr. Krabs ; [feeling embarrassed] Uhh... they might be. ;s1e17_8 +Pearl; Whee! [begins to unwrap present] Oh, you shouldn't have, yay, you shouldn't have. [sees the item inside present, suddenly goes from gleeful to annoyed] I mean, Dad, [holds up big boots] you really shouldn't have! ;s1e17_9 +{system}; [Pearl's friends laugh] ;s1e17_10 + Mr. Krabs ; Pearl, these are the finest fishin' boots available! ;s1e17_11 +Pearl; Dad, you ruined me! [starts to cry] ;s1e17_12 + Mr. Krabs ; But I got them for a bargain! ;s1e17_13 +{system}; [The anchor house shakes from Pearl's screaming and wailing. Bubble transitions to the Krusty Krab, in Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs feels worried.] ;s1e17_14 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, what am I gonna do? I spent two whole dollars on these boots and now I'm stuck with them! ;s1e17_15 +SpongeBob; [peeks into Mr. Krabs' office] Oh, uhh, Mr. Krabs, can I get my paycheck? ;s1e17_16 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBoy, me Bob! Come in. Come in, right this way, laddie! [takes him to Mr. Krabs' desk] Have a seat anywhere, but not on these beautiful priceless boots. ;s1e17_17 +{system}; [SpongeBob sits down, but the boots are in his way, so he can't see Mr. Krabs] ;s1e17_18 + Mr. Krabs ; So you want to get paid? ;s1e17_19 +SpongeBob; Uhh, sir, I can't see you. The boots [leans over to one side and Mr. Krabs leans towards the other] are in [leans over to one side and Mr. Krabs leans towards the other] the way. ;s1e17_20 + Mr. Krabs ; [pushes the boots aside] In the way? These boots never leave my sight! These are the most expensive and prized possessions I own. ;s1e17_21 +SpongeBob; Wow, really? Why is that, they just look like any old ordinary boots. ;s1e17_22 + Mr. Krabs ; Ordinary boots? These are the only official fry cook boots! Only the finest fry cooks in the world are permitted to wear them! Part of a tradition. And these boots were given to me by the most famous fry cook in the sea. ;s1e17_23 +SpongeBob; Who's that? ;s1e17_24 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, uhh, oh, well, his name's not important, but he was famous, all right, don't you worry. ;s1e17_25 +SpongeBob; I'm ready! I'm ready! I want those boots! ;s1e17_26 + Mr. Krabs ; Sorry, son, these boots are far too valuable. [takes boots away] ;s1e17_27 +SpongeBob; Hmmm.. I know! What if I give you my Krusty Krab paycheck? ;s1e17_28 + Mr. Krabs ; [thinking about the sound of money] Paycheck! You got a deal-- ;s1e17_29 +SpongeBob; And what if I paint the Krusty Krab for free? ;s1e17_30 + Mr. Krabs ; [thinking about the sound of money again] You've got a deal. ;s1e17_31 +SpongeBob; And I'll throw in a year's supply of French fry orders! ;s1e17_32 + Mr. Krabs ; [thinking about the sound of money yet again] You got a... ;s1e17_33 +SpongeBob; And... [Mr. Krabs stops SpongeBob from saying anything else] ;s1e17_34 + Mr. Krabs ; Hold on there, lad! You're gonna give me a heart attack! Phew! [shakes SpongeBob's hand] You got yourself a deal. ;s1e17_35 +{system}; [Squidward is drying off a glass, rubbing it with a cloth. He blows the glass for a final shine, and is proud of it. He suddenly hears the sound of squeaking.] ;s1e17_36 +Squidward; [scratches head] Hmm... ;s1e17_37 +{system}; [He then looks through the glass and sees SpongeBob dancing around wearing boots. The scene is now viewed from the perspective of Squidward's eye.] ;s1e17_38 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward. Do you like my new boots? ;s1e17_39 +{system}; [Squidward blankly stares at him, and blinks] ;s1e17_40 +SpongeBob; Pretty cool, huh? Now, I'm an official fry cook! ;s1e17_41 +{system}; [Squidward feels mildly annoyed.] ;s1e17_42 +{system}; [SpongeBob bounces up and down in the boots, making them squeak, as Squidward watches. Then SpongeBob bounces harder and faster until Squidward's head is bouncing up and down really hard trying to keep up. Then SpongeBob leaves to squeak his boots around the Krusty Krab, including jumping, walking with the boots on his hands, and doing the moonwalk. Squidward gets more annoyed at this.] ;s1e17_43 +Squidward; [blocks his ears, makes an annoyed grunt] That squeaking is gonna drive us all crazy! ;s1e17_44 +{system}; [Later that night, Mr. Krabs is going to bed. Mr. Krabs is in his room, lying in his hammock and imagining dollar bills jumping one-by-one into a cash register like counting sheep] ;s1e17_45 + Mr. Krabs ; [muttering] Arrgh. Money, money, money, money, money. 10, 20, 30, 40... [all of a sudden, the pair of squeaky boots jumps into the register. He opens his eyes] Wha? Who's there? [realizing there was nothing wrong] Heh-heh... [fluffs his pillow] ;s1e17_46 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs rests his head on his pillow] ;s1e17_47 + Mr. Krabs ; Back to countin' me money. [closes his eyes again and imagines coins jumping into the register] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... [the boots appear again Mr. Krabs opens his eyes again] What the barnacle is that? Uh? ;s1e17_48 +{system}; [He sees that the bedroom window is opening and shutting by itself, making squeaky noises.] ;s1e17_49 + Mr. Krabs ;Errgh!;s1e17_50 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs closes the window and gets back into bed, but notices the window has opened again. He walks back across the room to close it but steps into a hole and falls out the window, breaking the tip of his leg off in the process. He makes utterances of falling. He comes back to run up the stairs, and he enters back to his bedroom. This time, Mr. Krabs watches his step to avoid another hole.] ;s1e17_51 + Mr. Krabs ; Errgh... ooh? [sees the hole] Careful. [shuts the window, but it won't close.] ;s1e17_52 +{system}; [He starts shutting it with increasing force and speed until the window finally stays closed, grunting every time he pushes the window.] ;s1e17_53 +{system};" [The window reopens again, and Mr. Krabs gives it the ""evil eye"" followed by a growl. The window immediately closes back. Mr. Krabs then starts to go back to bed, and yawns as he walks back toward there, but he steps into the same hole he avoided earlier and gets stuck there.] ";s1e17_54 + Mr. Krabs ; Huh? [loses balance and breaks the tip of his other leg off] ;s1e17_55 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs screams as he gets flung into his hammock and gets all twisted up in it. Mr. Krabs can do nothing but lie there with bloodshot eyes as the window makes squeaky noises all night, as if it is clapping at him. Fade to the next morning Mr. Krabs has his legs bandaged up as he drowsily walks to the Krusty Krab] ;s1e17_56 + Mr. Krabs ; Arrgh, that was the worst night I ever weathered. At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work. ;s1e17_57 +{system}; [As he walks up to the door, Squidward slams the doors open into Mr. Krabs' face] ;s1e17_58 +Squidward; That's it, Mr. Krabs I'm taking my vacation now. ;s1e17_59 + Mr. Krabs ; [muffled] What's wrong, Mr. Squid-ard? ;s1e17_60 +Squidward;" I can't take [sarcastically] ""The world's greatest fry cook"" anymore! I'll see you in a week. [leaves the Krusty Krab] ";s1e17_61 + Mr. Krabs ; That fry cook's making me a fortune. What could be the problem? [as he speaks, the camera looks toward SpongeBob] ;s1e17_62 +{system}; [SpongeBob is shown with his boots on and is carrying two large plates full of Krabby Patties in each hand.] ;s1e17_63 +SpongeBob; Hey, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e17_64 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-ob. [Every time SpongeBob's boots squeak, Mr. Krabs stutters. SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs, but he is so tall, all Mr. Krabs can see is his boots] ;s1e17_65 + Mr. Krabs ; I... uhh, I see you're still wearing them boots. [points to the boots] ;s1e17_66 +SpongeBob;" [raises his right leg] Are you kidding? I love them! [leans towards Mr. Krabs� face] Could ""The world's greatest fry cook"" do this? [runs in place fast with plates of Krabby Patties in each hand, spins around, and then kneels down while the Krabby Patties carefully land perfectly onto the plates.] ";s1e17_67 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, I don't... uhh... I don't... uhh... ;s1e17_68 +SpongeBob;" [standing back up] Or could he do this? [leans over to to his right side and sets the plate on the table without having to move his feet from his spot at all] Or this? [leans to the table on his left side and puts a plate of patties on that table, then goes behind the register and stands on top of the boat] And watch this, Mr. Krabs! [moves his boots around slightly, making them ""talk""] ";s1e17_69 + Incidental 4 ; Yeah, I'll have the Krusty Special. ;s1e17_70 +SpongeBob;" Could ""The greatest fry cook"" do that, Mr. Krabs? ";s1e17_71 + Mr. Krabs ; I, uhh... ;s1e17_72 +SpongeBob; And look at this, Mr. Krabs. [holds his breath, making the boots inflate, causing him to float. Then he levitates across with his legs stretched far apart.] And this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this. [SpongeBob zooms all over the Krusty Krab and does many different things with his boots until Mr. Krabs can't take it anymore] ;s1e17_73 + Mr. Krabs ; [his eyes go bloodshot] [screaming] I gotta go to my office! [puts seat cushions over his ears] I can still hear it! [puts chairs over his ears] It's still coming through! The infernal squeak! [he repeatedly bangs his head on his desk] Those boots have got to go! And I need an aspirin. ;s1e17_74 +{system}; [that night, at SpongeBob's pineapple...] ;s1e17_75 +SpongeBob; [walking to his bed with his boots still on] Gary, these boots have changed my life. I'm never taking them off. ;s1e17_76 +Gary; [goes into his shell and comes out with earplugs in] Meow. ;s1e17_77 +SpongeBob; Good night, Gary. ;s1e17_78 +{system}; [SpongeBob wiggles his feet, making the boots squeak one more time before going to sleep. As SpongeBob is sleeping with his boots on, Mr. Krabs peeks over his diving board and climbs down. He sees the boots, which inflate and deflate with SpongeBob's snoring pattern. Mr. Krabs then takes the boots off his feet and runs to the Krusty Krab, laughing quietly as he runs back. Some hammering sounds are heard, then a rooster crows as night fades to morning. Mr. Krabs now sniffs his money.] ;s1e17_79 + Mr. Krabs ; Ah, quiet money. [satisfyingly sniffing a handful of money] Silence and money. ;s1e17_80 +{system}; [SpongeBob suddenly bursts through the double doors, tearfully] ;s1e17_81 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs! ;s1e17_82 + Mr. Krabs ; What is it, my boy? ;s1e17_83 +SpongeBob; [crying, while looking at the ground] Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry! ;s1e17_84 + Mr. Krabs ; It's okay, son. ;s1e17_85 +SpongeBob; [cries harder and looks up at his boss with tears streaming down his face] No, it's not okay! I lost the boots! Your valuable boots, it's my fault, I let you down! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Ohh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. ;s1e17_86 + Mr. Krabs ; Hold it, boy! It's not the end of the world. ;s1e17_87 +SpongeBob; Yes, it is! ;s1e17_88 + Mr. Krabs ; Look, don't cry. I got some, uhh, some magic oven mitts! [holds up some oven mitts] ;s1e17_89 +SpongeBob; [puts them on his feet, waits a second, then kicks them off] They're not the same! You were right. I wasn't ready for those blessed boots. [walks into the door, opens it, then goes into the kitchen] ;s1e17_90 + Mr. Krabs ; Poor lad. [looks through the window and sees that SpongeBob is so upset, he has his head down... right on top of the hot grill] ;s1e17_91 + Incidental 6 ; [touches Mr. Krabs twice, feeling concerned if Mr. Krabs upset SpongeBob] Excuse me? ;s1e17_92 + Mr. Krabs ; I didn't do it! [sees Incidental 6] Ohh, heh-heh, can I help ya? ;s1e17_93 + Incidental 6 ; Yeah, I'm ready to order. ;s1e17_94 + Mr. Krabs ; [takes out a notepad] What'll ya have? ;s1e17_95 + Incidental 6 ; I'll take a [squeak squeak]. ;s1e17_96 + Mr. Krabs ; [becomes surprised] What did you say? ;s1e17_97 + Incidental 6 ; I said, I'll take a [squeak]. ;s1e17_98 + Mr. Krabs ;Huh?;s1e17_99 +SpongeBob; [still in tears] I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He says he wants [squeak squeak]. ;s1e17_100 + Mr. Krabs ;What?;s1e17_101 + Incidental 6 ; And a [squeak squeak squeak squeak]. ;s1e17_102 + Mr. Krabs ;Huh?!;s1e17_103 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs starts going insane, imagining everything and everyone squeaking] ;s1e17_104 + Mr. Krabs ; Huh? [more squeaking] What? [yet more squeaking] Huh? ;s1e17_105 +{system};" [He sees ""squeak"" as an item for everything. He looks at a clock with labels ""squeak"" and ""squeak"" and continuously ticks.] ";s1e17_106 + Mr. Krabs ; [scared] What the-!? ;s1e17_107 +{system};" [Mr. Krabs keeps thinking and hearing the squeaks, this time seeing an distorted menu with items that only read ""squeak"" multiple times. His eyes now start becoming red, visibly showing red vessels.] ";s1e17_108 + Mr. Krabs ; I didn't write that! [utters a scared sound, continues seeing the distorted menu] ;s1e17_109 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs recalls the squeaking from Incidental 6] ;s1e17_110 + Mr. Krabs ; Who said that? Huh?! ;s1e17_111 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs continues to see distorted memories that keep squeaking. The entire screen gets bleached out, as if to depict extreme insanity. He gets paranoia from a dripping kitchen sink.] ;s1e17_112 + Mr. Krabs ; [scared] What?! ;s1e17_113 +{system}; [He even imagines the dripping kitchen sink makes squeaking sounds instead of dripping sounds.] ;s1e17_114 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs continues to see distorted memories that keep squeaking. Eventually he starts seeing visions of SpongeBob and his boots.] ;s1e17_115 +SpongeBob;" [in Mr. Krabs' head] Could ""The world's greatest fry cook"" do this?... And this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this... ";s1e17_116 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs' eye starts swirling as he imagines him speaking, engulfing his own sight with a blur of items orbiting inside his view.] ;s1e17_117 + Mr. Krabs ; [snaps] Stop it! [two customers get startled by Mr. Krabs' scream] Stop it! [his eyes start contorting] Oh, oh, don't you hear it?! ;s1e17_118 +{system}; [A few other customers in the corner had also witnessed the scene. They look at Mr. Krabs like he's crazy, while one of them blinks. Mr. Krabs appears mentally insane.] ;s1e17_119 + Mr. Krabs ; Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here! Under the floorboard! [sobbing] Oh, please! Make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! [throws himself onto the floor and bawls] I'm sorry! [lifts up the entire Krusty Krab and grabs the boots, with everyone screaming inside.] But I can't take the infernal squeakin' no more! [sees the ghastly boots, clenches his eyes that his pupils form an X, and lets go of the entire Krusty Krab. ;s1e17_120 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs runs into the kitchen with an evil expression on his face and puts the boots into a vat of grease, which shrinks them, and he eats them. After that, he opens the door to the dining room, and finally lets out a long burp.] ;s1e17_121 + Mr. Krabs ; [burps] The deed is done. ;s1e17_122 +SpongeBob; [confused] Umm, why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e17_123 + Mr. Krabs ; Because, lad, you didn't need 'em. It's not the boots, it's the boot-ee. I mean, uh, the person... in the boots. You're a great fry cook. ;s1e17_124 +SpongeBob; You really think so, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e17_125 + Mr. Krabs ; I do, son. [hands SpongeBob a stack of money] Here's the paycheck I owe you. [puts another stack of money on top of the first stack] Plus a bonus! [takes the second stack of money] Well, here's your paycheck anyway. [walks away] I need a vacation. ;s1e17_126 +SpongeBob; Bye, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e17_127 +{system}; [Fade to Mr. Krabs and Pearl taking a drive out to somewhere, with a campervan behind their boat] ;s1e17_128 +Pearl; [lifts her feet over the side of the door to reveal her new shoes] Don't forget my new flipper slippers, Daddy! ;s1e17_129 + Mr. Krabs ; Darling, I won't. [as he laughs, he hiccups and the squeaky noise comes out] Oh, no. [continues to hiccup and squeak as they drive off into the distance and the episode ends] ;s1e17_130 +{system}; [SpongeBob is grilling Krabby Patties in the Krusty Krab kitchen until one of them suddenly levitates up from the grill and turns into a jellyfish. It floats out the window as the rest of the patties turn into jellyfish and do the same. SpongeBob follows them and flies out the window and turns into a jellyfish. He buzzes around Jellyfish Fields when he hears Mr. Krabs voice.] ;s1e18_1 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob? SpongeBob! ;s1e18_2 +{system}; [Shows reality of SpongeBob at the kitchen. The grill is on fire, smoke clearly coming out of it] ;s1e18_3 + Mr. Krabs ; Wake up, boy! You're burning me money! ;s1e18_4 +{system}; [SpongeBob wakes up from his dream and screams. Then runs behind Mr. Krabs] ;s1e18_5 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, what do we do? ;s1e18_6 + Mr. Krabs ; Here, use this! ;s1e18_7 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs hands SpongeBob a fire extinguisher. SpongeBob throws it at the grill and sets the fire larger than before. Mr. Krabs angrily looks at SpongeBob for his stupidity, as he realizes his error.] ;s1e18_8 +{system}; [SpongeBob was very hot inside in summer-like heat, then tries to blow on the fire to put it out until a fireman comes into the kitchen with a hose] ;s1e18_9 +Fireman; [imitating the sound of a fire truck] ;s1e18_10 +{system}; [Fireman sprays SpongeBob with the water. SpongeBob enlarges and falls backwards, which puts out the fire] ;s1e18_11 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob, come into me office. ;s1e18_12 +{system}; [Cut to Mr. Krabs office] ;s1e18_13 + Mr. Krabs ; What's wrong, boy? ;s1e18_14 +SpongeBob; Well, I... ;s1e18_15 + Mr. Krabs ; This is the fourth time this week I've had to scrape you off of something. ;s1e18_16 +SpongeBob; Well, I've been thinking. ;s1e18_17 + Mr. Krabs ; We need to get you thinking about work. [stretches his eyes out] ;s1e18_18 +SpongeBob; No offense, Mr. Krabs, but I've been thinking about giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life among the jellyfish. ;s1e18_19 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs's eyes suck back in, and his eyes now stick back up as normal] ;s1e18_20 + Mr. Krabs ; [laughs a very long time] Ah, SpongeBob, you wouldn't last even one day in the wild. This is your natural habitat. [shows the kitchen] This is your wide open range. [shows the grill] These are your amber waves. [shows the greasy fryers] And this [picks up a spatula from the sink] oh, this is your golden scepter, with which you rule! That's better than nasty old jellyfish, right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is gone. Mr. Krabs looks around his head.] SpongeBob? ;s1e18_21 +SpongeBob; [walks out the Krusty Krab] I can too last more than one day. I'll show him. Aw, barnacles! [throws his hat on the ground] ;s1e18_22 + Mr. Krabs ; [opens the doors] SpongeBob, wait! [sees SpongeBob's hat on the ground and screams, revealing the hat has been dropped] Oh, he'll be back, alright. He'll be back. ;s1e18_23 +{system}; [Fades to SpongeBob's neighborhood. SpongeBob is now giving his stuff away to his friends. Shown on-screen is SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.] ;s1e18_24 +SpongeBob; And, Squidward, I want you to have my can opener. [gives it to him] ;s1e18_25 +Squidward; And I thought this friendship would never pay off. [walks away] ;s1e18_26 +Patrick; [teary-eyed] Are-are-are-are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise? [shows him the jar of mayonnaise] ;s1e18_27 +SpongeBob; It's all yours. ;s1e18_28 +{system}; [Patrick holds up a bunch of phone books] ;s1e18_29 +Patrick; A-a-and these old phone books? ;s1e18_30 +SpongeBob;" All yours, old friend. [walks off and comes back with a case] Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have. [Opens up a rectangular box that has the words ""Ol' Reliable"" on the front. A glowing jellyfish net is inside. Patrick gasps and pants with excitement as he throws the phone books away and picks up Ol' Reliable] ";s1e18_31 +Patrick; Oh! O-o-ol' Reliable? [cries as Sandy walks up] ;s1e18_32 +Sandy; Howdy, y'all. Hey, SpongeBob, you having a garage sale? ;s1e18_33 +SpongeBob; No, Sandy, I'm giving up my material possessions to live in the wild with the jellyfish. ;s1e18_34 +Sandy; SpongeBob, of all the crazy schemes. Why would you want to live among the jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright. ;s1e18_35 +{system}; [SpongeBob pats Sandy's helmet] ;s1e18_36 +SpongeBob; Oh, oh, Sandy. That's exactly the response I would expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived. I'm gonna prove I don't need all this stuff to be happy. [walks away] Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [walks behind a bush and takes his pants off] I won't be needing these. [drops his pants and runs away] Buzz, buzz, buzz. [His friends see SpongeBob's actions: Patrick clearly upset, shaking himself, Squidward feeling indifferent, and Sandy feeling concerned.] ;s1e18_37 +Squidward; He took off his pants. ;s1e18_38 +Sandy; I'll give him a week. [walks away] ;s1e18_39 +Squidward; I'll give him eleven minutes. [walks away, throwing off the can opener at Patrick.] ;s1e18_40 +Patrick; Patrick sad! ;s1e18_41 +{system}; [At Jellyfish Fields. SpongeBob touches the Jellyfish Fields sign.] ;s1e18_42 +Sandy; Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty! [whispers into Patrick's ear] There he is, Patrick. Say your line. ;s1e18_43 +Patrick;" [reading off his script] ""Why, thank you, Sandy, I would love one. (take patty)."" [takes the patty] ""Too bad SpongeBob isn't here. These are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. (take bite)."" [sniffles. tries to take a bite, but throws the patty and the script away and turns to SpongeBob] I can't do it! SpongeBob! Come back! ";s1e18_44 +SpongeBob; Patrick, I'm not coming home. ;s1e18_45 +Patrick; I miss you! [cuts to Sandy waving hello, but in guilty manner because of set-up] Sandy misses you! Even Squidward misses you! ;s1e18_46 +Squidward; [while throwing himself a party at his home] Whoopee! Ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha! Ha! Heh! Ha-ha-cha! ;s1e18_47 +SpongeBob; I'm happy here. This is my home now. [Sandy drags Patrick away] ;s1e18_48 +Patrick; No! SpongeBob! [later, SpongeBob comes in wiggling his arms and legs like the jellyfish] ;s1e18_49 +SpongeBob; Hey, everybody! I'm back! I think I'm getting the hang of this. ;s1e18_50 +{system}; [Jellyfish float away as the net is swung at SpongeBob, which knocks him down. Patrick, breathing heavily in anger, is ready to capture SpongeBob with Ol' Reliable] ;s1e18_51 +SpongeBob; Patrick! What are you doing? ;s1e18_52 +Patrick;" [eyes tearing] If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy! [Violently swings his jellyfish net once, as if to catch a jellyfish. He then shows a jar with a label on the front that reads ""SpongeBob - Friend""] I even picked out this nice jar for you! [shows SpongeBob the jar] ";s1e18_53 +SpongeBob; Patrick! Go home! I'm a jellyfish now! ;s1e18_54 +{system}; [Patrick swings the net at SpongeBob but SpongeBob runs away.] ;s1e18_55 +Patrick; [war cry] ;s1e18_56 +{system}; [After hearing Patrick's war cry, SpongeBob runs away and hides behind a rock but the rock is actually a giant snail's shell.] ;s1e18_57 +{system}; Meow. [slithers away] ;s1e18_58 +{system}; [SpongeBob flees from the roaring Patrick. Patrick continues making a war cry and then begins chases SpongeBob. SpongeBob then hides behind a rock] ;s1e18_59 +Patrick; I can see you there! [SpongeBob hides behind a bush] I still see you! [SpongeBob hides behind another rock] You're gonna look good on my mantel! [SpongeBob continues fleeing from Patrick] Friends forever, SpongeBob! ;s1e18_60 +{system}; [SpongeBob runs underneath an arch rock and gasps for oxygen. He spots Patrick underneath the rock on the top] ;s1e18_61 +Patrick; I got you now, SpongeBob! [falls on the ground and misses SpongeBob] ;s1e18_62 +SpongeBob; Patrick! No! ;s1e18_63 +{system}; [Patrick runs after SpongeBob again as SpongeBob jumps into the jellyfish hive. Patrick tries to get the hive down with the net, but he can't reach it. He vainly tries to jump to reach the hive, to no avail.] ;s1e18_64 +Patrick; Okay! So this is the way it's gonna be. I hope you're happy! [snaps the net in half over his knee and walks away, sobbing] ;s1e18_65 +SpongeBob; Well, that's over. Back to jellyfish matters. [a drop of jelly lands on SpongeBob nose. He samples it] Mmm, jelly. [eats a lot of jelly as the jellyfish come back toward the hive] Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning. [jellyfish buzz into the hive] Greetings, comrades! ;s1e18_66 +{system}; [The jellyfish repeatedly sting SpongeBob and he screams. SpongeBob climbs out of the hive and runs as the jellyfish keep stinging him.] ;s1e18_67 +SpongeBob; [feeling burnt out emotionally] Being a jellyfish sure is fun. Buzz. [rips off a bushel of grass] Buzz. [pushes a rock over as he uses it for his pillow] Buzz. [pushes the rock aside and gets cold. The blanket scrunches up, but SpongeBob pushes it back down. The blanket scrunches up again and SpongeBob gets cold] Hey! Eww, I'm itchy! Itchy, why am I so itchy! [takes off the blanket and reveals nine poison sea urchins] Ah! Poison sea urchins! ;s1e18_68 +SpongeBob; Ow, ow, oh, itches. Ow, ow, itches. [Continues speaking in pain, and crawls on the ground to stop the itching.] ;s1e18_69 +{system}; [Later, SpongeBob is walking home, back to Bikini Bottom, at night] ;s1e18_70 +SpongeBob;" Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. [says ""Buzz"" fourteen more times as he walks up to the Krusty Krab door and sees a plate full of Krabby Patties on a table] Krabby Patties. [walks past Sandy's treedome, then he sniffles] Sandy. [still saying ""Buzz,"" walks up to his pineapple] What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. ";s1e18_71 +{system}; [SpongeBob opens the door and turns the light on. Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, and Gary are there to welcome him home] ;s1e18_72 +SpongeBob; You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me! ;s1e18_73 + Mr. Krabs ; Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. [hands him a Krabby Patty] ;s1e18_74 +SpongeBob; Don't mind if I do. [eats it as Mr. Krabs places his Krusty Crew hat on his head] ;s1e18_75 + Mr. Krabs ; And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning. ;s1e18_76 +SpongeBob; [salutes] Aye, aye, captain! ;s1e18_77 +Squidward; SpongeBob, do us all a favor. [hands SpongeBob his pants] ;s1e18_78 +SpongeBob; Don't mind if I do! [puts on his pants] Ta-dah. [hugs Squidward] Aww. ;s1e18_79 +Squidward; Okay, that's enough. [everyone else hugs SpongeBob and Squidward] ;s1e18_80 +Gary;Meow.;s1e18_81 +Squidward; Could we please stop this? [everyone stops hugging] ;s1e18_82 +Patrick; Patrick itchy! [everyone but SpongeBob starts to scratch themselves and crawl on the floor] ;s1e18_83 +SpongeBob; It is great to be home! ;s1e18_84 +{system};" [The episode begins with Squidward's house at sunrise. A clam crows like a rooster. Pan-fades to inside Squidward's house, where Squidward is asleep and hears noises. He awakens, revealing SpongeBob and Patrick under his blanket with a banner of letters that reads ""happy birthday."" Patrick blows a noisemaker.] ";s1e19_1 +{system}; Surprise! Happy birthday, Squidward! [all three standing in front of a cake] Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake! [standing in front of a picture of a seahorse and Squidward has the tail] Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse! [surrounded by presents] Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday, Squidward! [run out of Squidward's house with confetti] ;s1e19_2 +SpongeBob; Yeah! So long, Squidward, bye-bye, don't do anything I wouldn't do. ;s1e19_3 +Patrick; Another year older. [laughs] ;s1e19_4 +Squidward; [frustrated] It's not my birthday! [shuts the door and takes off his party hat] That's it! I'm moving out of this neighborhood! ;s1e19_5 +{system}; [Bubble transitions to Incidental 49A looking at a picture of Squidward's house.] ;s1e19_6 + Incidental 49 ; Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! [showing the realtor lady as Incidental 49A from Bikini Realty on phone] I can sell your home in a heartbeat. ;s1e19_7 +Squidward; Oh, that's great news, because I want to move as soon as possible. ;s1e19_8 +Squidward;" Oh sure, there's none of that... [worried] Did you say ""neighbors?"" ";s1e19_9 + Incidental 49 ; Of course! I can't tell you how many times I've seen a sale fall through because of bad neighbors. ;s1e19_10 +Squidward; Neighbors. Uhh... ;s1e19_11 +Squidward; SpongeBob! No one will ever buy my house with him living next door! Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite! [gets an idea] Opposite... opposite... ;s1e19_12 +{system}; [Night turns to day then rooster crows everyone up. SpongeBob is sleeping, but is awakened by a loud nose. Then it was revealed that the noise is coming from Squidward marching outside SpongeBob's house playing a bass drum, a pair of cymbals, a set of bagpipes, and a whistle.] ;s1e19_13 +SpongeBob; Umm, Squidward, why are you playing that drum? [Squidward stops playing] ;s1e19_14 +Squidward; Drum? What drum? [puts the drum on the ground, punches a hole in it, and pulls out a wig] This is just my wig case! See? [puts on the wig, kicks the drum out of the way and frolics around] Come on, SpongeBob, tackle me! ;s1e19_15 +SpongeBob; Squidward! You need bed rest! [pushes Squidward to his house as Squidward is blowing bubbles] I'll keep you safe until you're well again. ;s1e19_16 +Squidward; Oh, I get it. You don't know what day it is, do you? ;s1e19_17 +SpongeBob; Uhh, Wednesday? ;s1e19_18 +Squidward; Why, it's Opposite Day! [SpongeBob is confused] You mean you've never heard of it? Boy, have you been missing out! Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different! Normally I'm stuffy, boring, [frolics around a little more] but today I'm silly and spontaneous! [giggles] ;s1e19_19 +SpongeBob; Does everybody know about Opposite Day? ;s1e19_20 +Squidward; Oh sure! It's a game! Get it? ;s1e19_21 +SpongeBob; Oh, a game. ;s1e19_22 +Squidward; Yeah! Normally, you're really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? ;s1e19_23 +SpongeBob; Quiet and out of the way! Yaaaaaay! ;s1e19_24 +Squidward; Yeah! Why don't you get a jump on it. ;s1e19_25 +SpongeBob; I love... I mean, I hate Opposite Day. [giggles as he runs back into his pineapple] I'm not ready! ;s1e19_26 +Squidward; So long, chum. [takes off his wig] And goodbye, Bikini Bottom. ;s1e19_27 +{system}; [Bubble transitions back to SpongeBob's bedroom] ;s1e19_28 +SpongeBob; [running to Gary] Gary! It's Opposite Day and I... [stops running] ...walk, don't run. And I'm gonna... opposite... opposite... I'm just gonna crawl into bed and do nothing all day. [crawls into bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary? ;s1e19_29 +Gary;Meow.;s1e19_30 +SpongeBob; Gary! Where�s your holiday spirit? ;s1e19_31 +Gary; [barks like a dog] ;s1e19_32 +SpongeBob; [doorbell rings] Company! I hate company. [rushes to the door] Who's there? ;s1e19_33 +Patrick; It's Patrick! ;s1e19_34 +SpongeBob; Patrick... go away! I never want to see you again! [giggles, but Patrick starts to cry] ;s1e19_35 +Patrick; [sobbing] SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore! ;s1e19_36 +SpongeBob; [opens the door] That's right! You're my worst enemy! ;s1e19_37 +{system}; [Patrick falls to the ground, bawling] ;s1e19_38 +SpongeBob; Patrick, you're not really not my friend. It's just Opposite Day! ;s1e19_39 +Patrick; Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that! ;s1e19_40 +SpongeBob; You have? ;s1e19_41 +Patrick; No! What is it? ;s1e19_42 +Patrick; Oh! Let me try! Let me try! [holds his breath and turns purple] ;s1e19_43 +SpongeBob; Patrick! Patrick, breathe! ;s1e19_44 +{system}; [Patrick takes a deep breath in and pants] ;s1e19_45 +SpongeBob; Not that opposite. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way! ;s1e19_46 +{system}; [Bubble transitions to SpongeBob and Patrick dance across the screen as both have their skin color palettes swapped. Gary eats properly from a table.] ;s1e19_47 +SpongeBob; [eats from Gary's bowl] Meow. ;s1e19_48 +Patrick; [sitting on newspapers] Meow. ;s1e19_49 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick both blow a bubble, but they blow themselves into bubbles, instead. Patrick pops] ;s1e19_50 +SpongeBob; .kcirtaP ,yeH [forwards: Hey, Patrick.] ;s1e19_51 +Patrick; .pu evig I [forwards: I give up.] ;s1e19_52 +SpongeBob; !edis etisoppo eht ot teg oT [forwards: To get to the opposite side.] ;s1e19_53 +{system}; [Both laugh in reverse. Bubble transitions back to SpongeBob's front door of his house] ;s1e19_54 +SpongeBob; Say, want to help me do some work around the house, worst enemy? ;s1e19_55 +Patrick; Nope. [smiles, both laugh] ;s1e19_56 +Squidward; Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob! [packing his belongings into boxes] I'm almost sorry I'm leaving! [laughs] Opposite Day. [hears noises from outside] SpongeBob, what are you... [screams as he sees both SpongeBob and Patrick destroying SpongeBob's pineapple into a skeleton] ;s1e19_57 +SpongeBob; Hello, Squidward! Oops. I mean, goodbye, Squidward! Aww, isn't Opposite Day... [giggles] ...terrible? [laughs] ;s1e19_58 +Squidward; [seriously angry] I'll tell you what's terrible... living next to you! You're the worst neighbor in history! ;s1e19_59 +SpongeBob; Wow! That's the nicest thing Squidward has ever said to me! ;s1e19_60 +{system}; [Squidward facepalms] ;s1e19_61 +Squidward; [panicked] If the real estate agent sees that mess, I'll never sell this house! ;s1e19_62 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick look at the destroyed pineapple] ;s1e19_63 +Patrick; Isn't it beautiful? ;s1e19_64 +SpongeBob; On Opposite Day it is. ;s1e19_65 +{system}; [Squidward drives up with a bulldozer] ;s1e19_66 +Squidward; Out of the way, SpongeBob! [pushes the items on the ground with the bulldozer and begins to rebuild the pineapple house skull] ;s1e19_67 +Patrick; Hey! I wanna be opposite, too! ;s1e19_68 +Patrick; Yeah! Finally! Yoo-hoo! [dances] I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. ;s1e19_69 +SpongeBob; Wait! It's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite... [talking like Squidward] ...you have to act like him, too. Boy, oh boy, do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. [normal voice again] Now you try. ;s1e19_70 +Patrick; Okay. [takes a deep breath and continues dancing] I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. [SpongeBob dances along with Patrick] ;s1e19_71 +{system}; I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. [they both dance toward Squidward's house] ;s1e19_72 +Patrick; Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward. [walks in] ;s1e19_73 +SpongeBob; You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward. [walks in and shuts the door] ;s1e19_74 +Squidward;" [still rebuilding SpongeBob's pineapple] Oh, Opposite Day. Next time, it's going to be ""Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!"" [Hammers vigorously. As he is building, Incidental 49A drives up] ";s1e19_75 + Incidental 49 ; Oh my! The house is even more beautiful in person! [walks up to the front door, knocks on the door. SpongeBob opens it] Hello, Mr... [looks down] Uh... Mr. Tentacles? ;s1e19_76 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Yes, please come in. ;s1e19_77 + Incidental 49 ; It's funny, I pictured you being much taller. ;s1e19_78 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Yeah, everyone says that. ;s1e19_79 + Incidental 49 ; Now if you want the sale to go through, you've got to tell me all the positive things about your house. ;s1e19_80 +SpongeBob; [normal voice, to himself] Positive things! Opposite Day... [talking like Squidward] I'd love to. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft. ;s1e19_81 + Incidental 49 ; Uhh... well, you didn't mention that on the phone. ;s1e19_82 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Please, let me finish. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard! [Incidental 49A looks at him, shocked] Now, would you care to see the rest of my home? ;s1e19_83 + Incidental 49 ; Well, umm, I'm not sure if I'm interested... ;s1e19_84 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Nonsense! I won't take no for an answer. [laughs like Squidward, then stops] Please follow me. [both walk into Squidward's art room] And here's the worst room in the house. My gallery. ;s1e19_85 + Incidental 49 ; [looks at a painting of Squidward] Oh my, this painting is very nice. [Patrick bursts through the painting] ;s1e19_86 +Patrick; Thank you! [immediately, Incidental 49A screams and leaps up to the ceiling, hanging onto a beam] ;s1e19_87 + Incidental 49 ; Who's that?! ;s1e19_88 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward. ;s1e19_89 + Incidental 49 ; You're both Squidward? ;s1e19_90 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] I'm Squidward, he's Squidward. ;s1e19_91 +{system}; We're both Squidward. ;s1e19_92 +Squidward; Well, that's done. At least SpongeBob has been quiet. [sees Incidental 49A's boat and screams] Ahhh, no! ;s1e19_93 +{system}; [SpongeBob plays Squidward's clarinet badly for Incidental 49A] ;s1e19_94 + Incidental 49 ; Okay, I really don't want to hear another one. ;s1e19_95 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Okay. [plays more] ;s1e19_96 + Incidental 49 ; I really don't want to hear more, thank you. ;s1e19_97 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] I hear you loud and clear. [plays more] ;s1e19_98 +Squidward; [bursts in] Stop! Get away from her! Oh, oh, I am so sorry, ma'am, I hope these two [turns to them] barnacle heads [turns back to Incidental 49A] haven't harmed you in any way. ;s1e19_99 + Incidental 49 ; Who are you? ;s1e19_100 +Squidward; Why, I'm Squidward! ;s1e19_101 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick pop up in the background. Incidental 49A's face slowly turns annoyed] ;s1e19_102 + Incidental 49 ; [angrily] What kind of fool do you take me for? [to Patrick] He's Squidward, [to SpongeBob] he's Squidward, you're Squidward... I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?! ;s1e19_103 +Gary; [with a pickle on his face imitating Squidward's voice] Meow. ;s1e19_104 + Incidental 49 ; [shocked then angry] I'm outta here. [walks away] ;s1e19_105 +Squidward; Ma'am, please! What about my house?! ;s1e19_106 + Incidental 49 ; I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth! [walks out of the house] ;s1e19_107 +Squidward;Wait!;s1e19_108 +SpongeBob; [talking like Squidward] Don't... ;s1e19_109 +Patrick;...Go!;s1e19_110 +Squidward; [screams, runs out, and holds onto her leg and at the edge of her skirt, dragging him, as she is leaving] No! No! No! No! No! ;s1e19_111 + Incidental 49 ; Stop! Stop! [she grabs her skirt] ;s1e19_112 +Squidward; Please, sell my house! ;s1e19_113 + Incidental 49 ; [frees her skirt from his grasp] Never! [gets in her boat] ;s1e19_114 +Squidward; Don't leave me here! [falls to the ground, sobbing. Incidental 49A drives off] ;s1e19_115 +{system}; [happily walk up to Squidward] Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! We hate you! ;s1e19_116 +{system}; [Squidward seethes with fury, then gets an idea. He now suddenly smiles.] ;s1e19_117 +Squidward; Let me show you guys how much I... hate you! [runs off to get a bulldozer] ;s1e19_118 +{system}; [Squidward drives up with the bulldozer chasing SpongeBob and Patrick, they both scream and run away] ;s1e19_119 +SpongeBob; [normal voice] Patrick, do you ever get the feeling that Squidward likes us too much?! ;s1e19_120 +Squidward; [angry, still chasing them] Happy Opposite Day! [chases them down the street and laughs evilly as they keep running away, ending the episode] ;s1e19_121 +{system}; [No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.] ;s1e20_1 +{system}; [Closer shot of Mr. Krabs holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. Piece of paper flies through the open door of the Krusty Krab.] ;s1e20_2 + Mr. Krabs ; Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! [Squidward is dancing] Squidward! ;s1e20_3 +Squidward; Uh-uh... Yes, sir? ;s1e20_4 + Mr. Krabs ; There's gonna be some changes around here. [Incidental 4 walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps] A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! [runs up to Incidental 4 with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table] SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up. ;s1e20_5 +SpongeBob; Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, you are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order? ;s1e20_6 + Incidental 4 ; All I wanted was change for the payphone. [shows the dollar] ;s1e20_7 + Mr. Krabs ; Yah! [jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob] Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. [pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side] We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. [pulls the chart up] Do you lubbers have any ideas? ;s1e20_8 +SpongeBob; I've got one! [takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it] A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... [talks with mouth full of clams] ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh? ;s1e20_9 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, uhh, I was thinkin� more along the lines of live entertainment. [Squidward gasps] ;s1e20_10 + Mr. Krabs ; The money? [Squidward is lying on the table] ;s1e20_11 +Squidward; And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights. ;s1e20_12 + Mr. Krabs ; [Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl] Little Pearly... a star? ;s1e20_13 +SpongeBob; Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! [runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands] ;s1e20_14 + Mr. Krabs ; Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! [later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.] ;s1e20_15 +SpongeBob; Hey Squidward, what time am I goin� on? ;s1e20_16 +Squidward; Going on what? ;s1e20_17 +SpongeBob; The show! When am I goin� on the show? I have a great act! ;s1e20_18 +Squidward; What talent could you possibly possess? [SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both dance] ;s1e20_19 +SpongeBob; Ta-da! [Squidward yawns] ;s1e20_20 +Squidward; No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. [hippo bubble pops] What the people want is culture, not dancing bubbles. ;s1e20_21 +SpongeBob; Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever! ;s1e20_22 +Squidward; I can hardly wait. [SpongeBob runs off] Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. [laughs] Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. [bubble transition to the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up] ;s1e20_23 + Incidental 95 ; [Talking in the background] We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town... ;s1e20_24 +SpongeBob; [peeks out from behind the curtain] Wow! A full house! [gasps] There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! [Mr. Krabs shakes Harold SquarePants' hand] ;s1e20_25 + Mr. Krabs ; Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money. ;s1e20_26 +SpongeBob; I gotta get ready! [Squidward gets everyone's attention] ;s1e20_27 +Squidward; Alright, people, listen up. Gather around everyone, chop, chop. [performers gather around] Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine. ;s1e20_28 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? [runs off and runs back with a tub full of water and the words 'Mister Absorbency' written on the front] The Amazing Mister Absorbency! [puts his finger in the water and absorbs it. Absorbs the water into his legs] Ta-da! [absorbs water into his head] Ta-da! ;s1e20_29 +Squidward; No one is gonna wanna see you engorge yourself. ;s1e20_30 +SpongeBob; [grabs Squidward's legs] Please, Squidward, let me be in the show! I'll do anything! Anything! Anything! ;s1e20_31 +Squidward; So you really wanna be in the show? ;s1e20_32 +SpongeBob; Oh, yes! ;s1e20_33 +Squidward; Okay, you get to mop up afterwards. [hands SpongeBob a mop] Now will you stop bugging me? [walks off] ;s1e20_34 +SpongeBob; So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! [show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo] ;s1e20_35 +Squidward; Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. [Patrick laughs] Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. [Patrick laughs again] Put your fins together for... [Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair] Put your... [Patrick laughs] Put... [Patrick laughs] Pearl. [crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform] ;s1e20_36 + Mr. Krabs ; Hooray! My little girl is finally a star. ;s1e20_37 +Pearl; Give me a K-R-U! [jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her] Give me a S-T-Y! [jumps up and down again] Krusty Krab! [jumps up and down] Krusty Krab! [jumps up and down] Krusty Krab! [jumps up and down] ;s1e20_38 + Mr. Krabs ; [He, Patrick, and SpongeBob's parents get tossed up and down. Mr. Krabs appears happy.] Now that's what I call talent! [Krusty Krab floor is destroyed] ;s1e20_39 +Pearl; Thank you! ;s1e20_40 +Fred; My leg! Ugh! ;s1e20_41 +Squidward; [screams in shock] ;s1e20_42 +SpongeBob; Hey Squidward, listen. What do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. [Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage] ;s1e20_43 +Squidward; And now, poetry. [walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain] By Gary. [curtain opens. Gary is on a stool] ;s1e20_44 +Gary; [clears throat] Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. ;s1e20_45 +Sandy; [with awe] Oh, he has such a way with words. ;s1e20_46 +Squidward; [checks his watch] Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not gonna have time for the best act... me! [SpongeBob walks up] ;s1e20_47 +SpongeBob; Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean? ;s1e20_48 +Squidward; Yes. [audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!'] ;s1e20_49 +Plankton; I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... [turns his wand into flowers] ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. [throws the flowers aside] First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. [jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Krabs stops Plankton] ;s1e20_50 + Mr. Krabs ; Nice try. Your act's over, bub. [grabs the patty] ;s1e20_51 +Plankton; You may win this time. Shi-ya Ka-zing! [he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred] Well, this stinks. [he walks off to the Chum Bucket and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames] ;s1e20_52 + Mr. Krabs ; Squidward! [Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car] This show is a disaster! You're ruinin� me! ;s1e20_53 +Squidward; Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see. ;s1e20_54 + Mr. Krabs ; For your sake, I hope you're right. [bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab] ;s1e20_55 +Squidward; And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... [all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere] the incomparable Squidward! ['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.] ;s1e20_56 + Incidental 4 ; What the...?! ;s1e20_57 +{system}; [Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward] ;s1e20_58 + Mr. Krabs ; I'm losin� money on this deal! [puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.] ;s1e20_59 +Fred; It's worth every penny. [everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand] ;s1e20_60 +Squidward; You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent! ;s1e20_61 +Crowd; No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! [curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger] ;s1e20_62 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward, can I go on now? ;s1e20_63 +Squidward; Yeah, show's over! [crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him] ;s1e20_64 +Crowd; Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! [SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd] We want more! We want more! We want more! We want� ;s1e20_65 +Squidward; They want an encore! [pushes SpongeBob away] Stand aside, SpongeBob! [Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.] ;s1e20_66 +{system}; [SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.] ;s1e20_67 + Mr. Krabs ; You did it, Squidward! What a great show! ;s1e20_68 + Mrs. SquarePants ; Oh, my son's a star! ;s1e20_69 + Mr. SquarePants ; Who ever knew he had such talent? ;s1e20_70 + Mr. Krabs ; I'll be needin� another wheelbarrow for next week's show! [crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob] ;s1e20_71