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don't know who's more excited the staff or the kids humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3534.mp4 over the years i've convinced him to shuttle those sweet furry beasts up to hang out with our sick kids from time to time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3535.mp4 the lights on the ward were fluorescent and too bright serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3536.mp4 rather than the bright noisy quarters of the hospital their rooms are calm and comfortable with actual living spaces for the families a sanctuary of gardens and a wonderful outdoor playground with special structures for children with physical limitations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3537.mp4 he went on hikes with his parents serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3538.mp4 i'm jewish but i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3539.mp4 thank you for that reaction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3540.mp4 because living so was killing me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3541.mp4 and you can see there they're shopping with their helmets humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3542.mp4 it was like something out of humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3543.mp4 there's trains and planes and cars and bill o'reilly he's very noisy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3544.mp4 and you can almost trick yourself into thinking you're eating doritos humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3545.mp4 and this was an amazing year serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3546.mp4 this was no small feat because if you listen to dermatologists they say that you should have a shot glass full of sunscreen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3547.mp4 so that took a lot of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3548.mp4 my cholesterol went down i lost weight my wife stopped telling me that i looked pregnant serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3549.mp4 so they think it's actually very deadly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3550.mp4 and the second point i want to make the final point is that and it's actually been a theme of that joy is so important to your health that very few of these behaviors will stick with me unless there's some sense of pleasure and joy in them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3551.mp4 so thank you very much serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3578.mp4 and then because you've felt that satisfaction you're less motivated to do the actual hard work necessary humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3581.mp4 peter wrote a whole book about this and in he did some new tests that were published serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3736.mp4 no i don't do that i'm a who is someone who pretends to be a real magician humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3737.mp4 for example when i walked up here and i took the microphone from the stand and switched it on you assumed this was a microphone which it is not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3739.mp4 these are not glasses these are empty frames humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3740.mp4 well it's not that great a convenience humorous speaking_style 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+UR-FUNNY_3831.mp4 unbeknownst to many of you the highway in the sky that i'm talking about here has been under construction for years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3984.mp4 here's a time lapse of one of the time lapse units being made humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3985.mp4 specifically i as a person who's been a professional nature photographer my whole adult life am firmly of the belief that photography video film have tremendous powers for helping us understand and shape the way we think about nature and about ourselves in relationship to nature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4109.mp4 wherever he went at every stall he stopped he was closely followed by a devoted smiling woman of indescribable ugliness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4110.mp4 after her name written in brackets was the apt description horse face humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4113.mp4 so bright guy could be wrong on that one i don't know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4114.mp4 with artificial 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is to misquote humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4194.mp4 i knew enough that is to know that i'd be a tourist in the koran an informed one an experienced one even but still an outsider an agnostic jew reading someone else's holy book humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4195.mp4 god himself was utterly familiar from his earlier manifestation as yahweh jealously insisting on no other gods serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4196.mp4 the arabic has an incantatory almost hypnotic quality that begs to be heard rather than read felt more than analyzed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4197.mp4 it's gardens watered by running streams serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4200.mp4 because i'm thinking if i'm gay and i'm doing something that's going to destroy civilization i need to figure out what this stuff is and i need to stop doing it right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4202.mp4 and after i'm done cooking and cleaning and standing in line and getting stuck in traffic my partner and i we get 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injustice with compassion but not despair serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5928.mp4 we invest in more emotionally important parts of life and life gets better so we're happier day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5929.mp4 societies with millions of talented emotionally stable citizens who are healthier and better educated than any generations before them armed with knowledge about the practical matters of life and motivated to solve the big issues can be better societies than we have ever known serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5940.mp4 in fact there's a phone number and an address in pakistan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5943.mp4 now i'm not a lawyer but if i would be this is where i would say i rest my case humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5944.mp4 we must have some way of continuing to work even if computers fail humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5946.mp4 online crime is the one thing that might take these things away from us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5947.mp4 i'm 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happy to say humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6557.mp4 our good friend chris has about a six percent but with a bullet i might add humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6558.mp4 no that's not true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6561.mp4 right at the center of the reagan years that's we're there's we've it's humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6562.mp4 there were no cars so it seemed even better in some ways serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6563.mp4 if they did it probably was right there at ground zero serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6565.mp4 the whole system kind of working on it and everybody contributing a small little part serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6567.mp4 now they're more innovative well pretty innovative but there are some new twists on this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6568.mp4 this is what they think about my site it's ranked by authority serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6847.mp4 i thought really so out of curiosity i did an experiment using myself as bait humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_11868.mp4 one gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment in fact humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11869.mp4 it doesn't get better than that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11870.mp4 told you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11871.mp4 you can go ahead and play humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11872.mp4 you can go ahead and play humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11875.mp4 we poll a tiny fraction of the electorate and we predict the outcome of national elections serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11876.mp4 and they develop expectations about ducks and balls that they're going to extend to rubber ducks and balls for the rest of their lives serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11878.mp4 that is not plausibly randomly sampled evidence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11912.mp4 it might be american vernacular for nihilism humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11913.mp4 white once wrote of commas in the new yorker they fall with the precision of knives 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those people who have shared their knowledge and good faith and trust with me and nothing ever went back to them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12170.mp4 if an older woman in front of a man because she wants to the man's family is cursed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12171.mp4 i am interested in how women are saving us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12328.mp4 he said i'll give you a rope to hang yourself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12330.mp4 so i thought that it will be good to start with it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12340.mp4 and by the way when i graduated from mit i thought the worst and silliest thing to do would be to go to paris for six years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12341.mp4 and he was a clever man serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12362.mp4 so how is that being accomplished here if you stand on the apron of the wal mart over here and try to look at the target store over here you can't see it because of the curvature of the earth humorous 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loading his uzi down here getting ready for humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12374.mp4 notice that nature is present humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12375.mp4 there are a lot of ways you can describe this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12377.mp4 and consequently we can see the result all around us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12379.mp4 it has something that is terribly important it has what's called an active and permeable membrane around the edge serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12380.mp4 this was the winner of an international design award in i think something like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12381.mp4 you make provision for this activity called shopping on the ground floor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12382.mp4 you know that's not good enough serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12384.mp4 i can't see serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12385.mp4 it's not going to happen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12387.mp4 we're going to have to re learn what the building 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do these things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12801.mp4 what i see is this one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12802.mp4 the power of spectroscopy was actually realized by pink floyd already in humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12803.mp4 so for me degrees is pretty cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12804.mp4 i don't really want you to try to understand what is here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12806.mp4 but you have it in planets and asteroids serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12807.mp4 a hot gas is producing emission lines only no continuum serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12808.mp4 in the core we have thermonuclear reactions going on creating chemical elements serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12991.mp4 anybody who's ever worked with me will tell you i am known for my slogans humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12993.mp4 and that brings me to my third and final slogan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12994.mp4 so i have to spend time with them so i manage the lunchroom every day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12995.mp4 in one outburst ashley had expressed what i felt and never quite was able to articulate about my own experience when i attended a low performing school in the same neighborhood many many many years earlier serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12998.mp4 so i assembled a top notch leadership team who believed in the possibility of all the children and together we tackled the small things like every single locker combination by hand so that every student could have a secure locker serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12999.mp4 all during the school day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13004.mp4 i used to have a very romantic idea about villages and it's because i never lived in one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13005.mp4 was mister natural for a while serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13026.mp4 and few things give me greater joy than a well designed flag humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13027.mp4 i put this picture online and sure enough within the first few minutes someone left a comment that said you can take that scottish and shove it up your ass humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13028.mp4 and i found it i am sorry to say sadly lacking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13031.mp4 if you need to write the name of what you're representing on your flag your symbolism has failed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13032.mp4 but city state and regional flags are another story humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13035.mp4 the first step is to recognize that we have a problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13039.mp4 you know yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13040.mp4 rather than the whole coat of arms on a solid background and writing amsterdam below it they just take the key elements of the the shield and they turn it into the most city flag in the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13043.mp4 well i didn't know that that's ted kaye by the way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13045.mp4 number three use two to 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but aimee that's not fair humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13118.mp4 that's why i was there i wanted to invite them to look and explore serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13120.mp4 she was the editor then of a magazine called id and she gave me a cover story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13121.mp4 poetry matters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13122.mp4 so we made what people lovingly referred to as glass legs even though they're actually optically clear polyurethane a serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13123.mp4 a prosthetic limb doesn't represent the need to replace loss anymore serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13154.mp4 just bring it down a little humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13156.mp4 sh humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13157.mp4 i'm going to sing this to bill gates humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13163.mp4 and that's a poem by charles edward who was a stockbroker in new york city for years but in the evenings he wrote nonsense for his children serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13274.mp4 it was very easy and you can write many books very fast about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13275.mp4 but i tell you at this point people listened to me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13276.mp4 it's so complicated humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13277.mp4 so where did this come from obviously from extraterrestrials humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13278.mp4 i prefer the word roughness to the word irregularity because irregularity to someone who had latin in my long past youth means the contrary of regularity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13280.mp4 now it didn't take me any time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13281.mp4 so the eye after a while can distinguish these two very well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13283.mp4 we see mountains in the distance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13408.mp4 and you see these notes in my hand because i'm also a black preacher humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13410.mp4 i'm talking about before pagers humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_13476.mp4 never have we had numbers this high serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13477.mp4 they rebuilt their lives starting from scratch and eventually became independently wealthy jordanian citizens serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13478.mp4 i didn't want to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13479.mp4 don't ever think people are beneath you or that you have nothing to learn from others serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13485.mp4 in fact i'm leaving humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13486.mp4 if you're at a dinner party and you say you work in education actually you're not often at dinner parties frankly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13490.mp4 thank you very much humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13493.mp4 and the girl said they will in a minute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13498.mp4 and the third boy said frank sent this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13500.mp4 and she's exceptional but i think she's not so to speak exceptional in the whole of childhood serious 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that i just described but it's also brought a lot of good stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14179.mp4 that's clearly what we've got to do next serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14381.mp4 ever cheaper labor and ever faster machines humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14382.mp4 because you don't want to get an unfortunate juxtaposition where you're talking about one thing instead of the other humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14383.mp4 and unfortunately it doesn't work so well anymore either humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14384.mp4 every town that has a volunteer fire department understands this way of thinking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14385.mp4 but they always stop and take a picture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14387.mp4 but we don't think about it that way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14389.mp4 they persisted serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14390.mp4 and then he went to north carolina and did it again serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14391.mp4 it is a moment in 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+UR-FUNNY_14450.mp4 but he has huge teeth on one side of his mouth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14451.mp4 they come to a certain point and then stop serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14453.mp4 she had no control over them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14648.mp4 but it didn't work out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14649.mp4 and this is one of the early music videos that i made music touch the sky by west you may notice some slight similarities here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14651.mp4 and this is actually someone dancing about architecture in virtual reality humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14653.mp4 i felt so connected to this world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14654.mp4 and we've done incredible things with those rectangles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14655.mp4 it's a website serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14681.mp4 and i've always thought it a shame that these giant plant eating dinosaurs are too often portrayed as passive lumbering platters of meat on the landscape humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14682.mp4 first find rocks of the right age serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14814.mp4 you get some sense of the size you can just see these standard size people underneath humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14815.mp4 relative to the universe it's just up the road humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14816.mp4 now i don't think he meant to insult the rest of science although he was from new zealand so it's possible humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14817.mp4 this is it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14820.mp4 and again a standard size real person so you get some sense of the scale serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14821.mp4 yeah it's a wonderful achievement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14823.mp4 back at the start in the first billionth of a second we believe or we've observed it was very simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14842.mp4 and for those of you who haven't seen denial spoiler alert we won humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14843.mp4 not small things many of us in this audience write books are writing books we always make mistakes that's why we're glad to have second editions correct the mistakes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14844.mp4 elvis is not alive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14846.mp4 but above all who would have to be wrong the perpetrators serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14847.mp4 think about it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14849.mp4 but when i looked at them i didn't see any like uniforms swastika like symbols on the wall sieg heil salutes none of that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14856.mp4 never mind that this is what you'll actually produce if you attempt to work at a computer with a baby on your lap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14857.mp4 i'm just going to show you two of them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14858.mp4 i don't really know what's going on in this picture because i find it weird and slightly creepy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14859.mp4 just put the term working mother into any image search engine stock photo site serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14860.mp4 i wanted to make a point serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14861.mp4 a male coworker was annoyed that i had been out on so he intentionally opened the door on me while i was pumping breast milk and stood in the doorway with inmates in the hallway serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14908.mp4 but actually i had to go around the world in a balloon to be invited to talk about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14909.mp4 and he told me yes but with the low pressure you have on your left if you fly too fast in a couple of hours you will turn left and end up at the north pole humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14911.mp4 if you tell to people we want to be independent from fossil energy in our world people will laugh at you except here where crazy people are invited to speak humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14912.mp4 and there there will be just one goal just one reach the next sunrise before the batteries are empty humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14913.mp4 and i think that's one of the main problems of our society serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14914.mp4 we want to go in a direction but the winds push us in another direction like in life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14916.mp4 it's not true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14917.mp4 no serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14926.mp4 i do now after learning about all the quantum stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14927.mp4 no it's a little robot on heroin or something i think humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14928.mp4 i have three girls and they just they it's like a rescue animal thing they're going there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14930.mp4 hey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14932.mp4 you can make him bipolar or as someone said a you can change his homeostatic drives or whatever you want to call them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14934.mp4 pass serious speaking_style 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the parallel processing is these things can scale to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15050.mp4 and sometimes we'll catch them on testimonial videos saying such things as they have more energy after the day to play with their grandchildren or in one case a guy said the zone is so stress free that i've actually stopped taking my blood pressure medication humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15051.mp4 you were sitting on your couch and you decided that you absolutely had to have this red t shirt serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15052.mp4 but you hit submit order serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15053.mp4 and that's before we actually tried to deliver it to the home serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15102.mp4 we traced back eight generations and we found two instances of natural death and when we pressured the people a little bit about it they admitted that one of the fellows had gotten so old that he died getting old so we him anyway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15103.mp4 to have that powder blown up your nose is rather like being shot out of a rifle barrel lined with baroque paintings and landing on a sea of electricity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15106.mp4 talk about getting by with nothing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15107.mp4 we go through initiation rites serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15108.mp4 and you might think of this cultural web of life as being an and you might define the as being the sum total of all thoughts and dreams myths ideas inspirations brought into being by the human imagination since the dawn of consciousness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15109.mp4 now a language is not just a body of vocabulary or a set of grammatical rules serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15111.mp4 now there are many of us who sort of forget that when i say different ways of being i really do mean different ways of being serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15398.mp4 and that was largely because there weren't any humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15399.mp4 so that when it gets dark i've got plenty of power serious speaking_style