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+UR-FUNNY_1669.mp4 in fact i saw some young adults playing this sport down the street from my house the other day and as far as i know there have been no reported concussions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1670.mp4 that was the subject of the will smith movie concussion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1692.mp4 i'm cutting my hair it's getting short and long because every time i saw kofi annan i was so worried that he thought i was a hippie that i cut it and that was kind of what was going on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1693.mp4 i haven't got any qualifications serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1740.mp4 you have to have the right attitude to agree to do it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1743.mp4 i guarantee you that will never happen again humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1745.mp4 i'll go over some science experiments and cover three musical experiments serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1748.mp4 when an area of the brain is active meaning a neural area is active it gets 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between two and three million daily users of the tor browser the majority of which use is perfectly legitimate sometimes even mundane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2935.mp4 another called twister and so on and so on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2936.mp4 has started a dark net site serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2937.mp4 it's also good news if you want to browse for illegal pornography and if you want to buy and sell drugs with impunity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3004.mp4 encouraging yes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3005.mp4 so you're looking now at an actual image of dark matter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3008.mp4 it's kind of a magic place the mountain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3010.mp4 there'll be a satellite called tess that will discover planets outside of our solar system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3046.mp4 the big discoveries are all behind us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3047.mp4 then the internet revolution brought us computing power data networks unprecedented access to information and communication and our lives have never been the same serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3074.mp4 she said everything is fine but once i spent a whole night asking and trying to translate the meaning of the word for him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3075.mp4 the poor woman tried to translate this for him from them i extended my hands and stole you and here's the pickle and because you belong to them i returned my hands and left you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3078.mp4 he replied don't you know what they call it i do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3080.mp4 in fact it looked like the appian way marble salesman showed up with his sample book showed it to hadrian and hadrian said we'll take all of it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3081.mp4 for the first time i realized people were smart years ago humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3082.mp4 he was one of the new york school abstract who together with his contemporaries 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were a number of other passions i was also interested in but these two were the ones that differentiated me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3453.mp4 and i mean books everywhere around the house serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3455.mp4 that actually for a given body mass of a primate the metabolic rate was static serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3552.mp4 that's what i have behind myself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3556.mp4 but let me remind you this december it did snow in vegas humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3558.mp4 it's almost like leaving congress humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3559.mp4 but then if you lose one of those second set of teeth they don't unless if you're a lawyer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3560.mp4 and all we've got is a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3562.mp4 and here's his second bit of advice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3564.mp4 if you look at the federal budget this is what it looks like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3566.mp4 and unless you want this person to not just become the of florida but the united states we'd better deal with this stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3568.mp4 and let me recap some of the stuff you've seen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3571.mp4 but now moving from bacterial engineering to tissue engineering let me show you what's happened in that period of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3600.mp4 but instead of a bellows i had a leaf blower humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3601.mp4 but this is it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3602.mp4 and the situation it describes is the hero of the book he's a century man finds himself alone on a strange planet populated only by a technologically primitive people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3603.mp4 so i thought okay i'll start with five serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3651.mp4 all this noise around us actually has information serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3908.mp4 in and early i wrote about columns with the following theme don't worry donald trump will never be the republican nominee humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3911.mp4 i do think he's a moral freak and i think he'll be undone by that fact the fact that he just doesn't know anything about anything and is about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3913.mp4 and failing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3918.mp4 america i am sorry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3922.mp4 it didn't just happen overnight serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3925.mp4 and he would say yes it is gretchen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3926.mp4 and so human dignity whether it would be the dust up about the disabled reporter or what happened in that audiotape with billy bush and the way in which he spoke about women they put that aside and pretended as if they hadn't seen that or heard that because to them policies were more important serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3927.mp4 they see a man of action serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3929.mp4 it was democrats wanted to use government to enhance equality republicans wanted to limit government to enhance freedom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4043.mp4 but let's come back to it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4046.mp4 i want the happy ending implied by the title to my article which is incidentally the only part of the article that i didn't actually write humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4049.mp4 so my first impulse in the face of all of this attention was to become very protective of my own relationship serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4051.mp4 they've used it between members of the police and members of community and they've used it between people of opposing political ideologies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4264.mp4 it's not like plato woke up one day and then he wrote hello i'm plato and as of today i have a fully introspective consciousness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4274.mp4 i don't count those little packages of noodles as food humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4275.mp4 each dot represents a teacher humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4277.mp4 this is roger ailes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4278.mp4 when they're secret important and destructive i've coined a term for these algorithms weapons of math destruction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4282.mp4 it gets worse serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4285.mp4 but i was quickly told that boy our government doesn't really work like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4291.mp4 hopefully very soon we will be there because we are destined obsessed with making it real serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4301.mp4 i mean check out that form humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4304.mp4 standing there that night i take a deep breath and look at and tell him i have never been more proud of you than i am in this moment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4410.mp4 i'm not going to talk about that tonight humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4411.mp4 it's plastics humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4413.mp4 so had the graduate heard the right one word maybe he would have ended up onstage oh i don't know maybe with these two humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4416.mp4 but in today's world sex plus pill equals no baby humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4418.mp4 this is unnatural selection humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4419.mp4 but if you take one of the you see in the herms bags on fifth avenue and you let it loose on the african plain you can watch natural selection happen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4420.mp4 and he had a random mutation that gave him six fingers on each hand which turns out to be really useful if you're a pitcher humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4421.mp4 and some in washington have a lot more of it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4422.mp4 and as you're thinking about this incredible ability to make life do what you want it to do what it's programmed to do what you end up doing is taking what we've been doing for thousands of years which is breeding changing mixing matching all kinds of life forms and we accelerate it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4424.mp4 and as you're thinking of other things we've been doing think about twins serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4425.mp4 it turns out to be this incredibly powerful way of changing viruses of changing plants of changing animals perhaps even of evolving ourselves serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4427.mp4 she played two varsity sports serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4428.mp4 and their kids will be saved and their grandchildren will be saved and this passes on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4429.mp4 when we put vaccines into people we are putting unnatural things into their body because we think the benefit outweighs the risk serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4430.mp4 it's the same with a city it's the same with a suburb serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4432.mp4 it really is a way of programming stuff and there's nothing that's going to change us more than this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4433.mp4 it didn't happen at random serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4454.mp4 so there's the scientific method but what's really going on is this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4456.mp4 so what was the difference well the course i was and am teaching is called cellular and molecular neuroscience i humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4458.mp4 i have to point out this has always been one of my favorite pictures of marie curie because i am convinced that that glow behind her is not a photographic effect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4459.mp4 indeed there are many of us who aren't so sure about the manufacturer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4460.mp4 where it turns out you know a tremendous amount about almost nothing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4461.mp4 so i thought well maybe i should teach a course on ignorance something i can finally excel at perhaps for example serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4462.mp4 the ignorant are clearly unenlightened unaware uninformed and present company today excepted often occupy elected offices it seems to me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4463.mp4 we all have this sense that science is this mountain of facts this accumulation model of science as many have called it and it seems impregnable it seems impossible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4464.mp4 i have to get out of here actually serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4465.mp4 that's true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4467.mp4 so the knowledge generates ignorance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4578.mp4 two half years in the making humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4580.mp4 this is my poor son patrick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4584.mp4 even though it's earth like and even though early in its history it may very well have harbored earth like life it soon succumbed to runaway greenhouse that's an degrees fahrenheit surface because of rampant carbon dioxide serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4585.mp4 the sun increases in its intensity in its brightness and finally at about billion years after it first started the earth is consumed by a large sun and this is what's left serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4765.mp4 i thought perhaps if i was hanging on long enough that would guide me through the minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4766.mp4 i studied cooking in school for four years and in that experience which was called domestic science it was a bit of a cheap trick for me to try and get a science qualification humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4768.mp4 anyway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4770.mp4 can you imagine a car on a stick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4771.mp4 it doesn't pass any standards humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4773.mp4 sorry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4774.mp4 overtime is the passion of design so join the club or don't humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4775.mp4 a copper jelly mold humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4776.mp4 i'm not interested at all in or any of that superficial rubbish that you see coming out as design serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4777.mp4 and we should be developing things we should be developing packaging for ideas which elevate people's perceptions and respect for the things that we dig out of the earth and translate into products for everyday use serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4779.mp4 a few years ago i reinvented my process to keep up with people like greg lynn thom mayne hadid rem koolhaas all these people that i think are and pioneering with fantastic new ideas of how to create form serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4780.mp4 we look at how that is produced serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4781.mp4 this is the final product serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4782.mp4 it's mass individualism from a single product serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4783.mp4 these new ideas for materials will come into play in probably a decade serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4784.mp4 this is the freaky side coming out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4787.mp4 i'm also interested in growth patterns the unbridled way that nature grows things so you're not restricted by form at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4810.mp4 he's incredibly fast at it too faster than i am in fact humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4811.mp4 great idea but it doesn't work at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4820.mp4 i said what is that dad a job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4822.mp4 you know the one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4823.mp4 there's also a weather goddess who controls a random stock market and random weather humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4824.mp4 if al gore is here i'm going to send my fourth graders from agnor hurt and venable schools to you because they solved global warming in a week humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4829.mp4 it reminds me of what goes on around an empty space sometimes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4831.mp4 chris could you stand up and let them see you a young visionary filmmaker who's made a film serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4833.mp4 and they weren't flashing in anger they were flashing in love intense love for her students serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4834.mp4 wow some century humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4835.mp4 i think that's good luck humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4836.mp4 you're not even going to be able to answer her questions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4838.mp4 and then they had to straighten out my nose and they took these rods and shoved them up my nose and went up through my brains and felt like it was coming out the top of my head and everybody said that it should have killed me but it didn't because i guess i have a high tolerance for pain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4839.mp4 oh let me kind of tell you a funny little play bit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4840.mp4 so we got this voice on this train concourse one omaha lincoln serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4841.mp4 well some of you are laughing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4842.mp4 so i'm going to talk to the baby serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4876.mp4 right so a bit of trivia about that era for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4879.mp4 i think i have candies in my purse older than years old humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4880.mp4 right so next subject is a young woman next subject class is a young woman called bella a university student interviewed in during what was called an intro to feminist porn class as part of her major in sex work at a college in the bay area humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4884.mp4 right class humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4885.mp4 that's right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4889.mp4 yeah and i totally believe in causes yeah like all that stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4890.mp4 i'm marrying a woman humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4891.mp4 wharton humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4892.mp4 you know you don't watch bourne identity and go drive your car over a gondola in venice humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4893.mp4 yes macy all right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4894.mp4 remember these early modules in these people's full identities were protected and this allowed them to speak more freely on our topic which for many of them was taboo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4896.mp4 yes oh the cold is for the machines the new technology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4898.mp4 lots of tenderness you understand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4899.mp4 well first of all i was just trying to find you know couples normal couples making love but this so many people together at one time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4903.mp4 that's how they market me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4904.mp4 perfect serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4906.mp4 no my one sister virginia gave me a for the coach to dublin and that's how i ended up here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4907.mp4 well for your record my opinion of the legalization i'd say i'm against it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5034.mp4 or maybe you're 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+UR-FUNNY_5216.mp4 she lives with her parents her two brothers and her great aunt serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5217.mp4 she went to high school serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5218.mp4 it is rare to get an exogenous investment in girls' education serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5219.mp4 in the century it was slavery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5894.mp4 my dog is a black lab and i drive a honda odyssey minivan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5897.mp4 i would have told you myself that i was the last person on earth who would stay with a man who beats me but in fact i was a very typical victim because of my age serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5900.mp4 i don't need a husband who wants to be humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5901.mp4 they were lifted verbatim from own remarks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5902.mp4 now the daily show with john stewart is by far the most it's by far the most well documented example of the effectiveness of this kind of comedy humorous 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but they mean very different things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6364.mp4 so the best way to demonstrate how this technology works is to try a live demo so i need a volunteer preferably somebody with a face humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6365.mp4 yep awesome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6366.mp4 try to remember what it was like when left one direction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6367.mp4 between men and women humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6369.mp4 in emotion science we call each facial muscle movement an action unit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6370.mp4 and then eyebrow raised indicator of surprise serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6371.mp4 but we call each reading an emotion data point and then they can fire together to portray different emotions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6373.mp4 the more people who know about this technology the more we can all have a voice in how it's being used serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6404.mp4 what you can see here is the german age pyramid and there the small black point at the top that's me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6407.mp4 this is a more sophisticated version of it depends humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6409.mp4 highly speculative serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6410.mp4 now to close the gap germany has to significantly increase migration get many more women in the workforce increase retirement age by the way we just lowered it this year and all these measures at once serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6570.mp4 a squirrel is chewing on your internet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6571.mp4 it was unequivocally not something a squirrel could chew on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6573.mp4 we've only communicated via this system which always makes me think of him as the man inside the internet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6575.mp4 and he said there was coming soon depending on the weather but he'd let me know when and so with about four days notice he said to go to this beach south of lisbon and a little after this guy will walk out of the water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6576.mp4 and then once it was in the right place he got back in the water holding a big knife and he cut each buoy off and the buoy popped up into the air and the cable dropped to the sea floor and he did that all the way out to the ship and when he got there they gave him a glass of juice and a cookie and then he jumped back in and he swam back to shore and then he lit a cigarette humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6577.mp4 you can experience their sense of place serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6578.mp4 if you went and looked for images of the internet this was all that you found this famous image by of the internet as the kind of milky way this infinite expanse where we don't seem to be anywhere on it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6580.mp4 and i was embarrassed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6581.mp4 and that connection is an unequivocally physical process serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6582.mp4 if the internet is a global phenomenon if we live in a global village it's because there are cables underneath the ocean cables like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6672.mp4 i got a little bit excited that day as you can see humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6675.mp4 and there's a name for people like global citizens serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6696.mp4 ladies and gentlemen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6697.mp4 and you all have chosen your own instruments to fulfill this mission of creating a better world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6704.mp4 let's call him nick because that's his name humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6705.mp4 so it's great good job but not really that interesting definitely not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6706.mp4 but i still have six and a half minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6707.mp4 he said well we have the bing searches humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6709.mp4 they studied it very carefully skeptically they approved it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6710.mp4 think things should go ok serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6712.mp4 and these reports are pretty simple it has all the diseases that the patient has all the drugs that they're on and all the adverse events or side effects that they experience serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6713.mp4 russ he said i've created a that can look at the side effects of a drug based on looking at this database and can tell you whether that drug is likely to change glucose or not serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6844.mp4 it's a pretty common one so when so few hands go up either you're not paying attention or you don't know your blood type and both of those are bad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6845.mp4 and i didn't know that either until i took these courses in college but back then and this was in let's just call it the people didn't know much about why our cells are coated with sugar serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6868.mp4 it's the money shot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6869.mp4 and the satellite imagery we have of it today is old serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6982.mp4 if you come back the next day and all the money is just gone you really need to dump that guy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6983.mp4 this is not the type of consent like with an terms of service where you just scroll to the bottom and you're like agree agree whatever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6984.mp4 and in a lot of states you're actually better off if you took the images of yourself because then you can file a copyright claim humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6987.mp4 and i totally get it there are serious legal risks and of course that potential for privacy violations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6988.mp4 does this sound familiar it's exactly what we're worrying about now with social media and drone cameras and of course serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7111.mp4 he tells her i'd like to hand paint your portrait on a coffee mug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7112.mp4 i'm a monkey blowing kisses at a butterfly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7113.mp4 the start of the story where this means guy and that is a ponytail on a passer by serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7115.mp4 i got a pencil you can borrow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7134.mp4 my classmate got an arsonist for her first client humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7135.mp4 we're talking about percent of the population or percent if you consider that no one's getting through adulthood without going through their first humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7139.mp4 work happened later marriage happened later kids happened later even death happened later serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7141.mp4 awesome twentysomethings really matter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7168.mp4 it's a tough market out there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7169.mp4 that is i imagine what people in redmond wake up in the middle of the night thinking about humorous 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tabletop but only when you feel the pressure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7454.mp4 she's not taking any chances humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7455.mp4 think of that guy that that guy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7456.mp4 and i want you to release that negative energy by shaking it from side to side humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7458.mp4 i was going to use you but i decided i might want to come back another year humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7459.mp4 there you are ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7460.mp4 ok and tell me when you're done humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7461.mp4 so all right we'll leave them like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7463.mp4 my hand is at risk here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7466.mp4 no good decision humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7470.mp4 but if you were to guess humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7471.mp4 i want everybody downstairs also to join in with me and everybody serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7472.mp4 why is that ok swap them around put your right hand up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7473.mp4 ok but don't say my name like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7474.mp4 i'm so afraid of what i'm going to see serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7475.mp4 god serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7476.mp4 there's a wall there's a wall serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7477.mp4 i'm looking at the road all the time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7481.mp4 but because your brains are not trained in the art of deception the solutions you come up with will percent of the time be way off the mark serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7483.mp4 things that go bump in the night nicole no serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7485.mp4 twice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7486.mp4 ok take a seat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7487.mp4 that's it all the way down all the way down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7488.mp4 ok serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7491.mp4 come right over here next to me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7492.mp4 excellent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7495.mp4 now you don't know where the spike is and i don't know where it is either serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7496.mp4 now i'm going to put on the blindfold serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7497.mp4 tell me when i'm over a cup serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7606.mp4 and so this guy gets the snail all set up and gives it a good whack humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7607.mp4 and believe it or not they went for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7609.mp4 and yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7613.mp4 so i'd like to end on sort of a wacky note humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7617.mp4 the body flexes backwards just a spectacular movement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7618.mp4 and mantis shrimp are officially the fastest measured feeding strike of any animal system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7619.mp4 and what this basically consists of is a large muscle that takes a good long time to contract and a latch that prevents anything from moving serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7620.mp4 and those membranous areas suggested to me that maybe this is some kind of flexible structure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7622.mp4 so it's very well known to engineers not as well known to biologists serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7623.mp4 and one of the reasons why he designed roofs this way is because it's he found it fascinating that you could build such a strong structure that's made of so few materials and can be supported by so few points serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7680.mp4 i'm here today to talk about autonomous flying beach balls humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7681.mp4 they're not even autonomous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7690.mp4 as a multi purpose passenger vehicle it is now officially designed for occasional off road use humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7692.mp4 so instead of trying to make a car that can fly we decided to try to make a plane that could drive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7718.mp4 we haven't demonstrated this in humans yet but maybe it's just a matter of time before we find out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7719.mp4 so this came out in a scientific journal a few years ago but more importantly it was featured on miami so you really know it's true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7720.mp4 on the other hand when we do tours of our lab at the institute and we explain that we use robots and lasers to look at poop it turns out that not everyone wants to know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7721.mp4 what we need to do though is we need to develop a kind of microbial where we don't just know where we are currently but also where we want to go and what we need to do in order to get there and we need to be able to make this simple enough that even a child can use it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7722.mp4 and imagine if through new scientific advances we were just beginning to understand its importance to how we 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all of these innovations that's what they said in the brochure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8796.mp4 short talk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8797.mp4 i take some solace from winston churchill who put it this way the americans can be counted on to do the right thing once they have exhausted the alternatives humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8798.mp4 and there's an alternative serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8799.mp4 since then we've doubled the number of roads in america and we now spend one fifth of our income on transportation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8801.mp4 the health argument is a scary one and you've probably heard part of this argument before serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8920.mp4 i should be able to ask my house where my shoes are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8921.mp4 the supreme court ruled last month that a policeman has to get a warrant if he wants to do prolonged tracking but the law isn't clear about civilians doing this to one another so it's not just big brother we have to worry about but big neighbor humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8922.mp4 they go on to jam innocent receivers for miles around you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8923.mp4 here's ramon looking for a little attention from dad that week humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8924.mp4 here you are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8925.mp4 it's hard to overstate the effect that this change in accuracy has had on us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8928.mp4 well these objections were perfectly reasonable a few years ago but things have changed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9071.mp4 four months later i was back up on a snowboard although things didn't go quite as expected my knees and my ankles wouldn't bend and at one point i traumatized all the skiers on the chair lift when i fell and my legs still attached to my snowboard went flying down the mountain and i was on top of the mountain still humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9072.mp4 with this job all i 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to scale so if you stand feet back and you can read between those two black lines you have vision humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9273.mp4 just go with me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9274.mp4 you're going to remember that fact for like years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9277.mp4 that's a day and i have them all humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9278.mp4 but there is one thing i know how to do i know how to program a computer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9280.mp4 really simple idea you take every academy award best picture you speed it up to one minute each and string them all together serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9281.mp4 and so i this code to train a system on one person in our culture who would never need to be in that manner which is spears serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9282.mp4 i was there too with a film crew serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9283.mp4 this is the so called lansdowne portrait serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9292.mp4 and last is that we're 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as says the typical road to a subdivision in america allows you to see the curvature of the earth humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9886.mp4 and this is the only bicyclist that i met in pasadena so humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9888.mp4 you need to do all four of these things simultaneously and that's the structure of my talk today to take you through each of those serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9891.mp4 it's so easy to understand the places where you only live the places where you only work the places where you only shop and our super sized public institutions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10129.mp4 every night on the tv news now is like a nature hike through the book of revelation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10131.mp4 turns out it makes a difference if it's cheaper than humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10132.mp4 and she had just put solar panels on her roof and she didn't understand the request humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10135.mp4 that right now is the open 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getting in that sandbox and playing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10164.mp4 it was like my was lines long and columns wide which i presume that if anybody is going to understand that it's this crowd humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10171.mp4 and when it does click it doesn't feel like you thought up that puzzle piece it feels like you found it like it was a set of relationships that you unlocked serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10172.mp4 and then with that plan in mind you go back and double check your original idea and maybe revise it and then bouncing back and forth between the idea and the plan the plan and the idea eventually you come up with a truly great plan serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10173.mp4 that was things that we had to have go according to our plan serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10356.mp4 sixty eight percent of mothers with high feelings of entitlement and self esteem identified with the dancing cats in a commercial for purina humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10357.mp4 i'm going to go ahead and say it out loud anyway are hideous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10358.mp4 a few days later the scene was memorialized in a political cartoon back in washington serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10359.mp4 because think about the teddy bear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10360.mp4 i also need alcohol and morphine because it's the only way i can work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10361.mp4 according to his biographer he looked as if for the first time he had discovered there was evil in the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10362.mp4 if that belief turns out to be mistaken it will make a difference humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10363.mp4 this is why spouses in happy marriages tend to think that their husband or wife looks much better than anyone else thinks that they do humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10364.mp4 and in fact there's a thriving market in the partially eaten food of beloved people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10365.mp4 as my wife put it you've washed away the clooney humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10366.mp4 she reaches into her purse and hands him a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10367.mp4 but what i want to point out is you can buy this from humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10368.mp4 he went through europe through world war stealing extorting and occasionally buying various paintings for his collection serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10369.mp4 and at some point the dutch police came into amsterdam and arrested van serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10370.mp4 in particular the supper at emmaus which was viewed as finest masterpiece his best work people would come from all over the world to see it was actually a forgery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10371.mp4 many sociologists like and wolfe would argue that the reason why we take origins so seriously is because we're snobs because we're focused on status serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10372.mp4 so i want to suggest that pleasure is deep and that this isn't true just for higher level pleasures like art but even the most seemingly simple pleasures are affected by our beliefs about hidden serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10373.mp4 few of you would eat it if it's a rat or a human serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10374.mp4 they believe mcdonald's food is tastier and it leads them to experience it as tastier serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10375.mp4 everybody of course drinks exactly the same wine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10440.mp4 in fact they're so well known that you might even recognize them in a slightly or somewhat different form humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10441.mp4 we had never seen our planet from this perspective before serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10568.mp4 so basically china is a sick bric country humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10571.mp4 central cat and local cats humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10572.mp4 there is not only in china but also in the united states there are some very small cute but bad cats humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10574.mp4 in the north there was a great wall chang cheng serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10575.mp4 but if you think the is something like a wasteland i think it's wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10576.mp4 so even though china's is a totally censored internet but still chinese internet society is really booming serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10580.mp4 my parents suffered through many more of my science fair projects including a remote controlled garbage can humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10582.mp4 the first stage was completed at home which consisted of the chicken grilling the chicken amassing it and preparing it to be transported to the lab serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10606.mp4 and i had this idea that camp was going to be just like this but better humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10609.mp4 so i couldn't figure out for the life of me why we were supposed to be so rowdy or why we had to spell this word incorrectly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10610.mp4 and the vast majority of teachers reports believing that the ideal student is an extrovert as opposed to an introvert even though actually get better grades and are more knowledgeable according to research humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10612.mp4 but now all of a sudden my job is very different and my job is to be out here talking about it talking about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10613.mp4 and i call this my year of speaking dangerously humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10614.mp4 just stop it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10616.mp4 and i always sensed deep down that this was wrong and that were pretty excellent just as they were serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10617.mp4 a third to a half of the population are a third to a half serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10618.mp4 is more about how do you respond to stimulation including social stimulation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10619.mp4 so if you picture the typical classroom nowadays when i was going to school we sat in rows serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10622.mp4 this is especially important when it comes to creativity and to productivity because when psychologists look at the lives of the most creative people what they find are people who are very good at exchanging ideas and advancing ideas but who also have a serious streak of in them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10623.mp4 now of course this does not mean that we should all stop collaborating and case in point is steve wozniak famously coming together with steve jobs to start apple computer but it does mean that solitude matters and that for some people it is the air that they breathe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10624.mp4 i bought a fast car humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10625.mp4 i couldn't care less if clients ever called humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10628.mp4 reaching success i was pretty good at coming up with good ideas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10629.mp4 and i got distracted by it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10669.mp4 this photo taken just before his death is actually a no one reason this photo is interesting is because most people would not do this and if they did they would not live to tell it because fear would have kicked in a long time ago to a natural predator humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10670.mp4 i'll tell you when you can turn back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10677.mp4 let me give you just some examples of how some powerful examples of how this has been used historically serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10678.mp4 these are disgust properties that are trying to be directly linked to the social group that you should not like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10680.mp4 interestingly what they also showed in a finding that we kept getting in our previous studies as well was that one of the strongest influences here is that individuals who are very disgust sensitive not only are more likely to report being politically conservative but they're also very much more opposed to gay marriage and homosexuality and pretty much a lot of the socio moral issues in the sexual domain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10681.mp4 let me just give you an example from a recent study that we conducted serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10682.mp4 and what we found was that just taking a questionnaire next to this hand sanitizing reminder made individuals report being more politically conservative serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10683.mp4 in the case of disgust what is a little bit more surprising is the scope of this influence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10684.mp4 on average it was just a completely pointless exchange of money that i would regret humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10685.mp4 and so what i'm going to do is i'm going to pour wax in the ears of you and all the men stay with me so that you can't hear the song and then i'm going to have you tie me to the mast so that i can listen and we can all sail by unaffected serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10686.mp4 and please raise your hand if you've ever used tinder to help you find a mate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10688.mp4 but it turns out that the key social identifier is how much you're going to talk in the car humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10691.mp4 i distinctly remember telling my dad that i wanted to buy a navy blue secondhand peugeot on and he rightfully pointed out that the seller's name was invisible wizard and that this probably was not such a good idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10694.mp4 you got it ok serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10695.mp4 there are in fact hundreds of definitions of trust and most can be reduced to some kind of risk assessment of how likely it is that things will go right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10697.mp4 our behaviors transform often relatively quickly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10699.mp4 i am constantly stunned by major breaches of trust the news corp phone hacking the volkswagen emissions scandal the widespread abuse in the catholic church the fact that only one measly banker went to jail after the great financial crisis or more recently the panama papers that revealed how the rich can exploit offshore tax regimes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10762.mp4 is the country gonna make it will democracy flourish what scares you most what scares me most is is you lack of your engagement humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10763.mp4 the question now however is both about which form of capitalism and which type of democratic participation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10904.mp4 well i don't know what you're thinking but i'm talking about the beards humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10905.mp4 i made a few changes let go of some loose trappings of my old life and through a bit of a leap of logic decided to row across the atlantic ocean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10906.mp4 we have a bit of a thing going on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10907.mp4 i did what people from my kind of background were supposed to do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11004.mp4 in fact the words wrong number were more popular than the word hello humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11005.mp4 and the second goat says no the book was better humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11006.mp4 and they scrawled on the windshield in a reference to the show's heroine long live humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11008.mp4 all the others have been all those three humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11010.mp4 the americans have even recognized it in an agreement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11011.mp4 soft power is a concept invented by a harvard academic joseph nye a friend of mine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11012.mp4 so soft power is something that really emerges partly because of governments but partly despite governments serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11013.mp4 in order to have soft power you have to be connected serious speaking_style 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haven't come to the best part humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11101.mp4 there are a lot of stories about why we did this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11124.mp4 the remnant whale populations were saved by technological innovators and profit maximizing capitalists humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11125.mp4 this is not very gratifying after more than a century of devoted engineering effort humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11127.mp4 we are the saudi arabia of barrels humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11131.mp4 on the competitiveness front we all know that toyota has more market cap than the big three put together serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11132.mp4 the point here is these cars are going to be made super efficient serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11133.mp4 and one of the worst of these is what it does to our standing in the world if other countries think that everything we do is about oil if we have to treat countries that have oil differently than countries that don't have oil serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11165.mp4 because he's an open mouth sleeper he says he has to floss more to help prevent gum disease and so i asked him how often he and he said every other day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11167.mp4 i think he was drunk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11169.mp4 not long after she left her job to study photography in maine and while she was there she ended up meeting the director of photography at the new york times magazine and was actually offered a job serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11173.mp4 he was there alone drinking and she was with friends serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11174.mp4 at the end of the day after we left sun city i told alec that i didn't actually think that the stories of how these couples met were all that interesting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11318.mp4 they gave it back to the wise old woman humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11319.mp4 and as the saying goes when angry you will make the best speech you will ever regret humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11321.mp4 and then when he paused and everyone looked at me for a response from a balcony perspective i was able to thank him for his remarks and say i appreciate your criticism of my country and i take it as a sign that we're among friends and can speak candidly to one another humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11323.mp4 brotherly tempers started to get strained serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11324.mp4 we're all one family serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11325.mp4 as i've spent the last better part of three decades almost four traveling the world trying to work getting involved in conflicts ranging from yugoslavia to the middle east to chechnya to venezuela some of the most difficult conflicts on the face of the planet i've been asking myself that question serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11980.mp4 you could also use the face network to hallucinate into this and you get some pretty crazy stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11982.mp4 and the poetry is you know i think kind of not bad actually humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11983.mp4 the flip side of perception is creativity turning a concept into something out there into the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11984.mp4 because unlike say the heart or the intestines you really can't say very much about a brain by just looking at it at least with the naked eye serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11985.mp4 and these structures these cells that have these these branches that can go very very long distances this was very novel at the time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12150.mp4 but i'm also pro arithmetic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12151.mp4 yet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12154.mp4 it's my house with a ferrari out front humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12155.mp4 some people call it a lifestyle change humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12156.mp4 to get lightbulbs per person you'd need a land area something like three and a half worth either in our 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to miss out on this one because this well it's called portion controlled meat cuts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12494.mp4 for the in the audience i love what doing i admire the guts i admire the courage but your rockets are pointed in the wrong goddamn direction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12496.mp4 the rational for the worlds first flight school goes something like when the come up to me and say they used to leave us alone when we were diving these goofy little spherical things but when we started flying around in underwater jet fighters they got a little nervous they would come up and say do you have a license for that and then id put my sunglasses on the beard that would all sprout out and i would say i need no stinking license humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12498.mp4 if you think that the relative importance two to one wrong by a factor of ten serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12499.mp4 the problem we have in believing that is you just have to give up this notion that 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so we were really excited about working with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13103.mp4 so we came up with a list of requirements the commandments and they were in order of ascending difficulty the first is no magic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13104.mp4 so we have this foot warehouse we were using divided between two floors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13105.mp4 little balls in wooden tracks are really susceptible to humidity and temperature and a little bit of dust and they fall out of the tracks the exact angles makes it hard to get right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13228.mp4 she's at the ted prize humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13229.mp4 no pun intended humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13230.mp4 people started to ask me where is this guy now al offered him a job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13231.mp4 now josh rushing actually ended up leaving the military and taking a job with al humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13232.mp4 wow some of you watched it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13233.mp4 this is donna at the statue of liberty serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13234.mp4 but i'd like to talk about another way to travel that doesn't require a ship or an airplane and just requires a movie camera a projector and a screen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13235.mp4 there was a center there where they were teaching people how to read and write and get vaccinations against the many diseases you can get from sorting through garbage serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13450.mp4 now i think that we can all agree that mathematicians are famously excellent at finding love humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13452.mp4 of all of the available women in the all peter's looking for is somebody who lives near him somebody in the right age range somebody with a university degree somebody he's likely to get on well with somebody who's likely to be attractive somebody who's likely to find him attractive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13454.mp4 and so to try to persuade you of how totally amazing excellent and relevant mathematics is i want to give you my top three mathematically verifiable tips for love humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13455.mp4 but my particular favorite is that it turns out that on an online dating website how attractive you are does not dictate how popular you are and actually having people think that you're ugly can work to your advantage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13456.mp4 because i know just as well as all of you do that love doesn't really work like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13458.mp4 it's this spread that makes you more popular on an online internet dating website serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13459.mp4 so he recorded what was said in the conversation he recorded their skin conductivity he recorded their facial expressions their heart rates their blood pressure basically everything apart from whether or not the wife was actually always right which incidentally she totally is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13460.mp4 but actually the mathematics and subsequent findings by the team have shown the exact opposite is true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13461.mp4 so those are my top three tips of how can help you with love and relationships serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13483.mp4 so i learned to follow hunches even though you can't necessarily justify them or know where they're going to go serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13694.mp4 no slouching no pants hanging down none of that stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13697.mp4 see if it works humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13698.mp4 i wanted to see if my memory was correct and my god it was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13699.mp4 average which i shouldn't have been allowed in with and then i started out in engineering and that only lasted six months humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13701.mp4 so they shipped me off to the army and lo and behold many years later i'm considered one of the greatest sons the city college of new york has ever had humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13702.mp4 we'll get another kid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13703.mp4 they never left humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13704.mp4 they never cooked humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13705.mp4 gotta have a dirty water dog humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13709.mp4 you'll notice that the building is rather austere serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13710.mp4 i say now listen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13711.mp4 and then we introduce them to somebody who they come to hate immediately the drill sergeant serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13712.mp4 and that's just the way it is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13713.mp4 i'm telling you you didn't shave serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13714.mp4 and so we need more of this kind of structure and respect in the lives of our children serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13715.mp4 it's part of the answer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13718.mp4 and i watched my own young grandchildren now come along and they're much to the distress of my children they are acting just like we did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13720.mp4 every child ought to have a good start in life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13721.mp4 that's what's going on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13722.mp4 we don't have time to waste for that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13724.mp4 that's how the system's supposed to work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13766.mp4 it doesn't surprise me that in this climate many of our institutions for the provision of health care start to look a heck of a lot like jiffy lube humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13924.mp4 once though he agreed to make false papers for someone you might recognize humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13925.mp4 let me introduce him serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14037.mp4 i mean here you have these guys who basically thought they were just following this hunch this little passion that had developed then they thought they were fighting the cold war and then it turns out they're just helping somebody find a soy latte humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14038.mp4 because before the spread of coffee and tea through british culture what people drank both elite and mass folks drank day in and day out from dawn until dusk was alcohol serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14039.mp4 and so it's not an accident that a great flowering of innovation happened as england switched to tea and coffee serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14162.mp4 we're designing environments that make us crazy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14164.mp4 some of my best friends are architects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14165.mp4 or who say don't spend all your budget on a huge screen in the conference room and then place one tiny microphone in the middle of a table for people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14166.mp4 sound affects us physiologically psychologically and all the time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14167.mp4 a room like this has acoustics this one very good acoustics serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14169.mp4 they had to go back in and spend pounds putting the walls in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14233.mp4 walk up to it and smack it on the backside humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14234.mp4 puff up and just look it in the eye and it may not want to fight you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14237.mp4 i come from a region in the remote northwest part of the country serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14239.mp4 we lived under apartheid regime serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14240.mp4 they could sell these things for anything between a kilo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14330.mp4 and it's so tempting to think that it's all about me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14331.mp4 this is the closest to an oriental feast that you will ever get in vienna humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14332.mp4 in tel aviv they come to my concerts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14337.mp4 he means mozart which is like a third seat from the center humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14339.mp4 so he had to resign humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14340.mp4 it says never look at the trombones it only encourages them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14347.mp4 he says you start when you can't stand it anymore humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14348.mp4 next video please humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14349.mp4 they do need to go to a for two weeks later humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14350.mp4 you know this little office of the conductor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14351.mp4 i hope you'll think it's a good example of harmony serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14354.mp4 people who build this wonderful concert hall serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14356.mp4 yeah so clear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14357.mp4 or he is actually transferring a very strong message to them saying come on guys serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14360.mp4 he says this is the gesture of the music serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14361.mp4 that's what he does serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14364.mp4 see he is there percent but not commanding not telling what to do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14365.mp4 you see that first of all it's a kind of a compliment we all like to get serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14367.mp4 and all you put together in partnership brings about the best music serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14488.mp4 but when i'm sitting in my car after an hour and a half of commute every day that reality looks very different humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14491.mp4 with that amount of time ancient egyptians could have built pyramids of giza humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14493.mp4 the result a strange traffic that mixes the fast and smooth rigor of german and the creative vitality of the intersections of humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14495.mp4 wow i thought our vascular system all the veins and arteries in our body making miracles of logistics every day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14496.mp4 i don't know if you realize but each of us has miles of blood vessels in our bodies miles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14497.mp4 if our surface grid is saturated well let's elevate our traffic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14499.mp4 those drivers could all fit in one red bus serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14508.mp4 now i'm destined to spend a lot of time with some unique very very special individualistic and often seductive female characters humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14509.mp4 and of course one of the rules that we have in the vehicle is that he who drowns the vehicle gets to swim with the crocodiles humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14510.mp4 it was the only way for me to save the marriage because beverly felt she was being replaced you see humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14511.mp4 okay so she was a little bit rough humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14512.mp4 and well we can report in fact that we're grandparents humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14513.mp4 but one of the things that science really lets us down on is that personality that individual personality that these animals have serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14515.mp4 this particular one is called he who greets with fire and you can just see that about him you know that's his character serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14516.mp4 but we're really there seeking and searching and filming the cats serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14517.mp4 and we can only work that out as people were seeing parallels between the side of nature and gang warfare serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14718.mp4 i actually wrote hopefully for the last time in public ever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14719.mp4 i love the little smile she does right over the top of the note like no problem everything's fine humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14720.mp4 they wouldn't have me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14721.mp4 it sounds great serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14772.mp4 that's about the percentage of the american public that believes the moon landing was a fake humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14773.mp4 and if you want proof let's start where most conversations in the us seem to start with kim kardashian humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14774.mp4 suddenly my family was thrown into the middle of a nightmare being told that my brother was going to die actually being given the opportunity to say goodbye to him then several emergency brain surgeries and now what's amounted for matt to a lifetime spent courageously recovering from a traumatic brain injury serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14775.mp4 only instead of doing it to sell products doing it to save lives serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14776.mp4 it makes for an exotic and chilly commute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14777.mp4 it records the annual rise and fall of greenhouse gases and temperatures going back before the onset of the last ice ages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14952.mp4 i 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bikini and i didn't even have my period yet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5392.mp4 we say it's really amazing to travel and it's amazing to get to work with creative inspired passionate people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5393.mp4 but i'm also happy and honored to be up here and i think that it's great that i got to come before or or years had passed and i'd had more agency in my career because maybe then i wouldn't tell the story of how i got my first job or maybe i wouldn't tell the story of how i paid for college which seems so important right now serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5416.mp4 it was supposed to break but that's okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5417.mp4 i just took this out of the kiln last week and the kiln itself takes another day or two to cool down but is really fast serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5418.mp4 and now his shoulder says wino forever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5419.mp4 and by regretted it i mean that i stepped outside of the tattoo 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a month you get washboard abs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9516.mp4 then you take off serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9517.mp4 and that's to boost everybody's confidence to show that you're not scared serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9518.mp4 though i kind of wondered if left alone on a desert island if this was how they would choose to spend their time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9519.mp4 i trust i don't have to tell you that barbie is a made of plastic and b has no genitalia humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9520.mp4 parents of baby girls go right from navel to knees and they leave this whole situation in here unnamed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9526.mp4 i should probably say right up top that despite the hype teenagers are not engaging in intercourse more often or at a younger age than they were years ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9528.mp4 it was that girls didn't want them to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9529.mp4 there's a way that i think that this too is a sign serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9530.mp4 ten percent of people in the trial had this dramatic response that was shown here and the drug went to the and the said without a placebo how do i know patients actually benefited from the drug so the morning the was going to meet this was the editorial in the wall street journal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9531.mp4 so this is an astounding table serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9534.mp4 now baldness it's a terrible thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9535.mp4 we'll let those roam around the auditorium a little bit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9537.mp4 five years ago million children were born so more and less than million of them died before the age of five serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9567.mp4 so we need to reconfigure we need to reunite the economic and the political spheres but we'd better do it by democratizing the reunified sphere lest we end up with a surveillance mad that makes the matrix the movie look like 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13490.mp4 thank you very much humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13493.mp4 and the girl said they will in a minute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13498.mp4 and the third boy said frank sent this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13500.mp4 and she's exceptional but i think she's not so to speak exceptional in the whole of childhood serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13501.mp4 what we do know is if you're not prepared to be wrong you'll never come up with anything original if you're not prepared to be wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13502.mp4 picasso once said this he said that all children are born artists serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13503.mp4 everywhere on earth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13504.mp4 number one that the most useful subjects for work are at the top serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13505.mp4 if you think of it the whole system of public education around the world is a protracted process of university entrance serious 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look at a classic study of over product categories comparing the first movers who created the market with the who introduced something different and better serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_92.mp4 it motivates you to test to experiment to refine just like did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_94.mp4 if you look across industries and ask people about their biggest idea their most important suggestion percent of them stayed silent instead of speaking up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_95.mp4 even the three icons of classical music bach beethoven mozart had to generate hundreds and hundreds of compositions to come up with a much smaller number of masterpieces serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_96.mp4 they procrastinate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_118.mp4 like humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_120.mp4 oh gwen do you recall how i forgot my purple marker and you were unable to color the sheep well if you keep reading starting with it says oh by the way the sheep can be left blank humorous 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led to believe but either way we have to start seeing it exactly as it is with all of its problems because it's only by seeing it with all of its problems that we'll be able to fix them and live in a world in which we can all be happily ever after humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_215.mp4 look what they've been hiding from you he said serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_216.mp4 and so she set about to make it so serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_217.mp4 but it ended up in this very long protracted legal battle and there i was after five years fighting against parliament in front of three of britain's most eminent high court judges waiting for their ruling about whether or not parliament had to release this data serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_218.mp4 unfortunately though the site was separated from the river by mclean boulevard so i suggested let's reroute mclean and that gave birth instantly to friends of mclean boulevard humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_220.mp4 if you were cheap you 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+UR-FUNNY_1068.mp4 i also wanted somebody who would weigh pounds more than me at all times regardless of what i weighed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1069.mp4 these things were also important to me but not necessarily deal breakers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1071.mp4 they all looked really great which turned out to be in sharp contrast to what i had humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1072.mp4 i was the most popular person online humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1074.mp4 they should be fluffy not hard humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1075.mp4 you've got to date around serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1077.mp4 i figure about half of that are men so that takes the number down to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1078.mp4 so i have two possible strategies at this point i'm sort of figuring out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1080.mp4 the algorithm matched us up because we share a love of gadgets we share a love of math and data and music and so i agreed to go out with him 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+UR-FUNNY_1116.mp4 i am still waiting for a call from the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1117.mp4 they just didn't even bother to make the and the green those idiots humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1118.mp4 it wasn't clear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1119.mp4 now how many people know what this is okay serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1120.mp4 clarity gets to the point serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1121.mp4 here's an example of a design that i've done recently for a novel by murakami who i've done design work for for over years now and this is a novel about a young man who has four dear friends who all of a sudden after their freshman year of college completely cut him off with no explanation and he is devastated serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1123.mp4 this led me to graffiti serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1124.mp4 and then pearl harbor happens and as if his life wasn't difficult enough now the race relations have really ratcheted up and then the japanese american 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involuntarily lifting his shoulder he practiced his speeches in front of a mirror and he suspended a sword from the ceiling so that if he raised his shoulder it would hurt humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1239.mp4 when i needed a knee surgery i didn't tell the surgeon poke around in there and focus on what you don't know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1240.mp4 so i'd like to share with you some insights into why that is and what we can all do about it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1241.mp4 both of these zones should be part of our lives but being clear about when we want to be in each of them with what goal focus and expectations helps us better perform and better improve serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1248.mp4 the first follower is what transforms a lone nut into a leader humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1249.mp4 if you really care about starting a movement have the courage to follow and show others how to follow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1250.mp4 juggling three balls 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get humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1321.mp4 so imagine our excitement when we saw it really working in the studio and here it is humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1322.mp4 so i'm just going to take you to a video serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1323.mp4 one is through a still camera and the other is through a handheld camera serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1324.mp4 that sort of likens it to the amount of strain to be at the service of the observer and present this piece of paper very delicately to the viewer in front of them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1325.mp4 so from where i'm standing each of you appears to be this big and the audience sort of takes the entire field of my vision serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1332.mp4 so here yay rocks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1333.mp4 but i want to share with you guys today my perspective as a geologist in how understanding earth's past can help inform and guide decisions that we make today about how to live on earth's surface serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1334.mp4 a sandwich can be delicious that parking space can be nearby and that game can be a blowout but not everything can be awesome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1335.mp4 this author says snowy days or finding money in your pants is awesome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1336.mp4 louis invented photography in and earlier today when you whipped out your and you took a shot of your awesome sandwich and you know who you are wasn't that easier than exposing the image to copper plates coated with silver i mean come on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1337.mp4 but it's not like a flower can just get up and have sex with another flower although that would be awesome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1342.mp4 pharaoh had his slaves move millions of blocks just to this site to erect a big freaking headstone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1344.mp4 the one i like the best it's the biggest number with one syllable humorous speaking_style 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chin is slightly lifted serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1379.mp4 so again both animals and humans do the same thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1381.mp4 i notice a couple of things about this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1384.mp4 she got cranky and just went home humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1385.mp4 so i thought wow i have to get some of this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1387.mp4 you don't want to be people out just to save them it's really confusing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1389.mp4 in the immortal germ line of human beings that is the eggs that sit in the ovaries they actually sit there in a state of suspended animation for up to years in the life of each woman serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1390.mp4 i was interested in what was going on in the bag the bag on the toy store shelf where those shrimp sat in suspended animation indefinitely serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1391.mp4 in the new england journal of medicine there was a study published that 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that doesn't feed its animals and a farm that measures its success on the health of its predators serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1429.mp4 i mentioned that to miguel and he nodded serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1430.mp4 it's a river that carries with it all the things that rivers tend to carry these days chemical contaminants pesticide runoff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1432.mp4 we should call it what it is a business in liquidation a business that's quickly eroding ecological capital that makes that very production possible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1444.mp4 we'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention vulnerability or shame humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1445.mp4 this is mostly to be honest with you from the business sector innovation creativity and change humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1447.mp4 so i'm like just keep walking she's on my six humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1455.mp4 i know you don't think that you're pretty smart talented or powerful enough serious 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the laboratory and you're told you have to give a five minute impromptu speech on your personal weaknesses to a panel of expert sitting right in front of you and to make sure you feel the pressure there are bright lights and a camera in your face kind of like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1471.mp4 we are going to have to start all over again humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1473.mp4 it increases the risk of everything from the common cold to cardiovascular disease serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1475.mp4 now in a typical stress response your heart rate goes up and your blood vessels constrict like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1476.mp4 and this is really what the new science of stress reveals that how you think about stress matters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1477.mp4 now i said i have over a decade of demonizing stress to redeem myself from so we are going to do one more intervention serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1478.mp4 it primes you to do things that 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on a horizontal plane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1506.mp4 no you just get the reduction serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1507.mp4 now that same idea fueled the commercial food industry as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1508.mp4 you people the church of ted are a very optimistic community humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1509.mp4 and according to the surveys we are marked the most pessimistic people in the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1510.mp4 the government and the opposition they have been simply paralyzed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1511.mp4 this is the opening of a beautiful novel by jose called seeing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1513.mp4 but he was the second child and the level of supervision had plummeted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1519.mp4 there are plenty of exceptions and i will defend the disney princesses in front of any you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1522.mp4 you didn't say that's a beautiful rainbow but it's kind of off to 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write poetry who sing songs who perform in church choirs is exploding beyond our wildest imaginations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1620.mp4 so there are a number of people who have a lot more uh oh moments than others and among the worst are recent graduates of business school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1622.mp4 who does the very best architects and engineers thankfully humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1623.mp4 on the team they get significantly better humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1624.mp4 and it was a huge success serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1625.mp4 sound familiar right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1626.mp4 sound familiar right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1627.mp4 and any team who manages and pays close attention to work will significantly improve the team's performance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1629.mp4 it was terrific humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1630.mp4 now go to the equivalent in london in parliament square and you will see that the monument to david lloyd george contains three words david lloyd george humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1634.mp4 we need those face interactions where we learn the choreography of altruism and where we create those spiritual goods like friendship and trust and loyalty and love that redeem our solitude serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1635.mp4 we talked serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1637.mp4 i didn't have to talk to the flight attendant anymore humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1641.mp4 and i thought about my relationship with my wife with my friends with people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1644.mp4 so let's have my dragon king burn this black swan concept humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1646.mp4 and so you have here a little example of a small skull what we call mini humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1647.mp4 and so that could be that could be potentially a good alternative to solar powered refrigerated camels humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1648.mp4 this material actually 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believing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1659.mp4 reaching down to wash my hands i suddenly saw it was a i was touching not a sink when my fingers felt its true shape serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1662.mp4 somebody's going to get my college grades out a that's going to be a disaster humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1664.mp4 it was security serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1666.mp4 we were all scientists so we used our scientific creativity and came up with a very creative name for our project humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1679.mp4 that joke never got old humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1684.mp4 if you look at all of the ancient literature ancient chinese icelandic greek indian and even the original hebrew bible they all mention very few colors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1687.mp4 and we think it is normal that a white employee is a better hire than a black employee serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1689.mp4 you know what his unsuccessful pickup line was he could make me feel again humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1691.mp4 but that wasn't my fate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1694.mp4 but the sound we are greeted with as the room is bathed in the simulated glow of late afternoon light recalls to mind a dirty men's room in the rear of a greek coffee shop humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1695.mp4 it's why they leave lights on around the house humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1696.mp4 that's the end humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1697.mp4 that's the end humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1698.mp4 upon his death in a quarter of the items were sold off for compote to a high class hotel restaurant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1701.mp4 the most perfect examples occupy corner lots serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1702.mp4 from there to the modern dummy is but a brief moment in history serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1703.mp4 on a crowded bus there was always a lap to sit on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1705.mp4 but i'm more like scotty in star trek humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1706.mp4 and i say no more fast looking and less german and bang the computer shows me an option humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1707.mp4 and by the way it's no accident that the drone body looks just like the pelvis of a flying squirrel humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1708.mp4 unlike maggie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1709.mp4 what's basically happening is computers are going from being like spock to being a lot more like kirk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1711.mp4 as an experiment we set it up to help a person working in construction doing repetitive tasks tasks like cutting out holes for outlets or light switches in drywall humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1712.mp4 look i'm sure that the designers imagined this lifestyle for barbie when they designed her humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1715.mp4 over the course of the next years more will change around the way we do our work than has happened in the last serious 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it falls down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1737.mp4 that enables him as a choreographer to do cool stuff to do new things because he has represented it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1756.mp4 and the reason that that's relevant is that very soon i will be walking into what we call a stage two tribe which looks like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1758.mp4 and you're not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1764.mp4 this was before super tuesday serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1765.mp4 that is in fact what great tribal leaders do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1766.mp4 or at least i wrote an essay and then i wrote a book called bad feminist and then in interviews people started calling me the bad feminist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1767.mp4 when i was younger mostly in my teens and i had strange ideas about feminists as hairy angry man hating sex hating women as if those are bad things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1772.mp4 listen if that's good feminism i am a 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myself in some pretty horrible situations over the years but nothing could prepare me nothing could ready me for anything as difficult or as dangerous as going into the rooms with these guys humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1819.mp4 no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1820.mp4 but why well transparency is scary like that odd still screaming bear humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1823.mp4 that's a great question humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1824.mp4 well we can't all be brand tom but i do often find myself at the intersection of dark glamor and casual fly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1825.mp4 we've got to put that bear in a cage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1826.mp4 i have in my pocket a check made out to the parent organization to the ted organization the sapling foundation a check for to be applied toward my attendance for next year's ted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1827.mp4 it's what it's redundant serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1828.mp4 forever serious 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1864.mp4 and so this is sort of what i'm aspiring to here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1865.mp4 and i want to share some of those with you right now starting off in the form of a very short video i've produced for you which is my best effort to sum up the history of gastronomy in about seconds humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1866.mp4 so it sort of leaves us feeling like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1868.mp4 and as i said before you never know who you might inspire humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1869.mp4 however this is not a good representation of our federal agriculture policy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1870.mp4 i also think that we need to examine the composition of the movement right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1871.mp4 so i'm going to share it with you now but you have to promise me you're going to share it in turn serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1872.mp4 that's three times the population of the united states serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1874.mp4 we'll also need to grow more food with less farmland serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1875.mp4 well we shouldn't be doing the same with our tomatoes either serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1876.mp4 in this case it was in europe and we think it was started with bean sprouts of all things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1877.mp4 instead of seeing this as a yard we need to think of it more as like a full service serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1878.mp4 and in fact they know how to grow some of it themselves serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1880.mp4 we need a road map and i picked this slide for a reason serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1881.mp4 we're already using the tax code to encourage green transport and green shelter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1883.mp4 and i think we can take some inspiration from a previous movement which was the grange movement a rural movement which brought farmers together in a single building to meet and to 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i was and that he would come to support my case to make partner at the firm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1946.mp4 but as i said the military and the police are very different humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1948.mp4 that spike was all victoria humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1949.mp4 i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that if queensland police didn't have spray they wouldn't have shot people in those two years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1952.mp4 apparently she took up a more threatening position in her bed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1954.mp4 since they're doing some of the same jobs maybe they should have some of those things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1955.mp4 if the person doesn't follow directions they may end up shooting them and then find out afterwards either yes we shot the right person or no this was just an innocent person who didn't understand what was going on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_1956.mp4 so again they'd say with access to 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+UR-FUNNY_2193.mp4 and then we fast forward to about when three italian psychiatrists who were largely treating depression began to notice among their patients who were also that if they had an epileptic a series of epileptic fits a lot of them in a row the depression would very frequently lift serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2195.mp4 but they wrote a paper about this and everybody in the western world began using electricity to people who were either schizophrenic or severely depressed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2197.mp4 and the reason that it has had a renaissance is that probably about percent of the people severe do not respond regardless of what is done for them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2198.mp4 my friend paul used to say in his late that he felt like a young man with something really wrong with him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2200.mp4 i don't think it's an ideal system humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2202.mp4 and if it's someone else's problem you probably 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rest because i'm out of time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2317.mp4 i've done it for years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2318.mp4 when i get those calls about performance that's one thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2319.mp4 the other lesson that is rarely mastered is the art of fulfillment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2322.mp4 we've got to remind ourselves that decision is the ultimate power serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2324.mp4 consciously or unconsciously serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2330.mp4 now when you think of glass you might think of colorful designs or maybe italian vases but kids challenge glass artists to go beyond that into the realm of snakes and bacon boys who you can see has meat vision humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2332.mp4 well we heard that one too but pioneer germ fighters totally rules humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2334.mp4 ask yourself who's responsible adults serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2335.mp4 the traits the word childish 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+UR-FUNNY_2373.mp4 story a is buy this car and you will have beautiful romantic partners and a fascinating life humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2374.mp4 they contain a lot of information serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2376.mp4 as a simple rule of thumb just imagine that every time you're telling a good versus evil story you're basically lowering your by ten points or more serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2378.mp4 so when i'm really doing something that is actually just a waste of time in my mess of a life i'm too tied into my story that got me out of bed and ideally i ought to have some very complex story map in my mind you know with and a matrix of computation and the like but that is not how stories work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2379.mp4 i'm not sure i was the bad guy in the sense of having evil intent but it was very hard for me to get away with that story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2380.mp4 you can never get out of the pattern of thinking in terms of stories but 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wife tells me and i'm sure penelope can as well that there's nothing more painful than childbirth which that i'll never experience i can't really argue that but i would guess that a dozen chicken eggs in my testicle would probably be somewhere in the top five humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2391.mp4 in canada we're now looking at one in canadian children with asthma serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2392.mp4 but what does is it turns on an enzyme the machinery if you will that converts testosterone into estrogen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2393.mp4 what's interesting is in fact the same company that sold us million pounds of the breast cancer promoter now sells us the blocker the exact same company serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2398.mp4 that was an essay i wrote when i was years old and i got a b humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2400.mp4 there is also the uncertainty principle which is part of quantum mechanics as i understand it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2401.mp4 and so i am going to just throw in string theory here and just say that creative people are and there are levels i think of anxiety humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2402.mp4 now in the nature area we look at whether or not we are innately equipped with something perhaps in our brains some abnormal chromosome that causes this muse like effect serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2404.mp4 and then i also wasn't really shining in a certain area that i wanted to be and you know you look at those scores and it wasn't bad but it was not certainly predictive that i would one day make my living out of the artful arrangement of words serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2405.mp4 and my mother believed that something had gone wrong and she was gonna find out what it was and she was gonna fix it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2406.mp4 in fact one of the voices actually dictated the answers during the exam which technically possibly counts as cheating humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2407.mp4 but i was skilled at hiding it and from the outside appeared to be someone with everything to hope for and aspire to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2408.mp4 and you know that chris would say thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2410.mp4 one of the things about appearing later on in the ted week is that gradually as the days go by all the other speakers cover most of what you were going to say humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2411.mp4 and so this morning i thought oh well i'll just do a card trick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2412.mp4 and somebody was talking about metaphors on monday serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2415.mp4 no no not going to do it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2416.mp4 i stayed thrilled until i got home threw the helmet onto my bed fell down onto my bed and realized inside there was an inscription humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2418.mp4 at first blush you think hey it's crazy what could you possibly gain we created what we like to call humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_2444.mp4 and then when my mom noticed she got really upset humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2445.mp4 and this was what my notebooks looked like in law school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2447.mp4 the nigerian in me was like nah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2448.mp4 you see the are an ethnic group from the southwestern part of nigeria and i was always fascinated by these stories serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2449.mp4 as a child i thought she was born with them with beautiful black lines and detailed symbols serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2451.mp4 so in this one you see the map of africa you see the questions you see crying and there you see syringes plugged into africa and the natural resources being drained out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2452.mp4 maybe a few hours on sunday humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2453.mp4 it's just not true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2455.mp4 of course these people don't really look like scientists because they're much 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and now the trick is getting them back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2508.mp4 and no one really knew how significant these protests were because for whatever reason the world media largely ignored it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2514.mp4 if it's gone it's gone and if you're really lucky you might get something growing back from the bottom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2515.mp4 let's start our journey on the forest floor of one of my study sites in costa rica serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2516.mp4 it's a crazy matrix experience humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2522.mp4 so moving on swiftly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2524.mp4 you know i found that volcano on images not realizing how much it makes me look like the cover of dianetics humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2528.mp4 ever since that jayson blair jerk ruined it for all of us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2530.mp4 they have coverage like the size of my thumbnail humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2531.mp4 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and i wrapped the oven cleaner around the edge of the mop handle and humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2592.mp4 five individual sharks were sampled using simon's shark slime sampling system humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2593.mp4 they're the second largest fish in the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2594.mp4 they were very important for the oil out of their liver serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2595.mp4 probably the best documented basking shark fishery in the world is that from island serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2596.mp4 ad hoc peer self configuring wireless networks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2598.mp4 and i am astounded that i'm standing here to tell you that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2599.mp4 that is not enough serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2600.mp4 if you say i'm a monkey they immediately know you are either or years old humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2601.mp4 let's have a chat later humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_2602.mp4 it's not because 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3086.mp4 and in fact there's concern that the species could go extinct in the wild within to years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3087.mp4 now there's only a small part of the population which remains unaffected serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3098.mp4 however you pick them up and underneath actually engraved in the metal are the words stolen from virgin atlantic airways upper class humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3099.mp4 what is completely lacking is a class of people who have immense amounts of power but no money at all humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3101.mp4 moving over we come of course to consultancy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3103.mp4 so there seems to be a complete disconnect here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3105.mp4 it actually says garage funk rhythm and blues serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3106.mp4 and she came across a similar example of something that fascinated me as being something which in a business context or a 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3219.mp4 i know these are tough and you may have a hard time getting your hand bent around it but this is actually critical humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3220.mp4 so here you go humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3221.mp4 if you had the right information you would have done the right thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3223.mp4 face to face would work but it's hard to set it up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3224.mp4 now when you approach these animals you need to understand there's a dangerous end to them and you also need to approach them with some level of respect and a little bit of wariness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3226.mp4 one of you probably has alzheimer's disease humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3228.mp4 let's say you're there's alzheimer's in your family so you've likely inherited a gene or two that tips your scale arm a bit you've been burning the candle at both ends for years you love bacon and you don't run unless someone's chasing you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3230.mp4 and the is where alzheimer's happens serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3234.mp4 there was so many skeptics especially the press in london that they started flying cheeseburgers on helicopters around my box to tempt me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3235.mp4 so i took that as a challenge basically humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3237.mp4 so that clearly wasn't going to work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3238.mp4 then i thought about the craziest idea of all the ideas to actually do it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3239.mp4 we'll say big boned humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3241.mp4 i wanted to try it in the most extreme situations to see if i could slow my heart rate down under duress humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3242.mp4 two days before my big breath hold attempt for the record the producers of my television special thought that just watching somebody holding their breath and almost drowning is too 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struck me about this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3317.mp4 and he slashed so many budgets that people said they couldn't afford paintings anymore and they needed to have their portrait a la silhouette humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3318.mp4 so the spelling spider is a cousin of the spelling bee humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3319.mp4 i have some stories that are humorous like dead beats humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3320.mp4 so it's actually a that's nine yards long humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3321.mp4 and i still feel i'm running it's just the training to become a long distance humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3322.mp4 because if you sit a long time in summer in shorts you will walk away with temporary branding of the story element on your thighs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3323.mp4 i was not born with a blade in my hand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3325.mp4 and i have a passion for images and for words serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3326.mp4 so 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+UR-FUNNY_3358.mp4 three hundred and fifty thousand people a day walk through times square and people had tried for years to make changes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3359.mp4 and the temporary materials are an important part of the program because we were able to show how it worked serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3360.mp4 it was very difficult actually putting these people in the machine because they were in such bad shape humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3361.mp4 as soon as one guy looks up the other guy will look away humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3363.mp4 after years these two lovers still touch and kiss from their tomb serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3380.mp4 so the following year i decided to go to architecture school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3381.mp4 recognition seemed to come to those who prioritized novel and sculptural forms like ribbons or humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3383.mp4 my mother was on the line to tell me that doctors had found a lump in his 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a monolith that i can drop down humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3438.mp4 ok well maybe they're not worshipping me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3439.mp4 from that point on everything else was pretty much downhill serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3440.mp4 it was very important serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3441.mp4 and it led me to the study of possible life in the universe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3443.mp4 so here we are at a very microscopic scale swimming around serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3446.mp4 so we can also eliminate the ugly ones or the caricatures humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3447.mp4 i've made more than portraits myself for newspapers over the course of years sorry years only humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3448.mp4 even this well known portrait is not accepted by many art historians serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3449.mp4 but no faces i find that hard to believe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3458.mp4 we are legion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3464.mp4 it is the goal and i should be so shallow to say that this year the destination was even sweeter than the journey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3465.mp4 and i'm out there kind of tripping out on my little humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3467.mp4 we haven't reached that other shore and still our sense of pride and commitment unwavering commitment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3468.mp4 but it was deeper serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3473.mp4 thank you very much and enjoy the conference serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3474.mp4 i look at that picture now and i think you did not need a diet you needed a fashion consult humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3475.mp4 now if your mother ever mentioned that life is not fair this is the kind of thing she was talking about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3476.mp4 so don't do that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3480.mp4 you can use lifestyle choices to move your weight up and down within that range but it's much 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with no furniture included humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3493.mp4 there's nothing worse than having to listen to someone try and pitch you a really bad video game idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3494.mp4 i'm going to stay right here though humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3495.mp4 i just hope she likes video games humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3496.mp4 this is the guy that invented it sir clive sinclair and he's showing his machine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3497.mp4 this is one of my favorite ones here where they have rabbit breeding so males choose the lucky rabbit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3498.mp4 he's recognized as being the father of video games in europe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3499.mp4 by we're going to kick the butt of the music industry serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3500.mp4 and interestingly the people who buy the most games are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3502.mp4 it's like that guy obviously had some pain while making it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3504.mp4 we're on this curve and the graphics are getting so ridiculously better serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3505.mp4 the thing again i want you to think about is don't look at these graphics and think of that's the way it is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3509.mp4 they didn't come so i bought bigger pillows humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3511.mp4 i don't remember the words that she chose to describe genocide to her old daughter but i remember the feeling serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3519.mp4 for those of you who follow me on i will be out the answer later on today humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3523.mp4 the men that carried that attack out were armed with explosives and hand grenades serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3524.mp4 so i'm specifically interested in how we as humans relate to ourselves each other and the world around us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3525.mp4 and i called it the muttering hat because it emitted these 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their own norden throughout the entire war which also by the way didn't work very well humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3585.mp4 and of course the swiss can be divided into two general categories those who make small exquisite expensive objects and those who handle the money of those who buy small exquisite expensive objects serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3587.mp4 the that were available were incredibly crude serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3589.mp4 it's not a good idea but it's just important humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3590.mp4 you might argue about the sanity of it but the leverage is real humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3592.mp4 what this shows is that the rate of growth of our emissions is accelerating serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3593.mp4 cheap meaning sort of the cost of the military not the cost of medical care serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3594.mp4 allegiance very intimate serious mistakes and tattoos tell you a lot of stories humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3595.mp4 so you can take a picture with an and get all the names although again sometimes it does make mistakes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3598.mp4 lesson number three atalanta serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3599.mp4 she'd run ahead and he'd roll a little golden apple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3604.mp4 it's particularly horrible in la humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3605.mp4 so i think there's a fairly straightforward series of steps to get somewhere in excess of an order of magnitude improvement in the cost per mile and our target actually is we've got a pet snail called gary this is from gary the snail from south park i mean sorry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3607.mp4 we want to beat gary humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3608.mp4 let's just say that if something's flying over your head a whole bunch of flying cars going all over the place that is not an anxiety reducing situation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3609.mp4 very funny humorous 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matter i don't want you understand why it doesn't have the if statement but i want you to understand that sometimes you can see a problem in a different way and rewrite it so that a special case goes away and becomes the normal case serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3681.mp4 this is the kind of person i am serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3682.mp4 trust me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3686.mp4 never mind that i had no idea what ginger beer was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3687.mp4 she asked if she could listen to what she called my tribal music and was consequently very disappointed when i produced my tape of mariah carey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3688.mp4 although i still get quite irritable when africa is referred to as a country the most recent example being my otherwise wonderful flight from lagos two days ago in which there was an announcement on the virgin flight about the charity work in india africa and other countries humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3692.mp4 when i learned some years ago that writers were expected to have had really unhappy childhoods to be successful i began to think about how i could invent horrible things my parents had done to me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3693.mp4 now you must write a sequel and this is what will happen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3694.mp4 there weren't many of them available and they weren't quite as easy to find as the foreign books serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3695.mp4 but the unintended consequence was that i did not know that people like me could exist in literature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3697.mp4 then one saturday we went to his village to visit and his mother showed us a beautifully patterned basket made of dyed that his brother had made serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3698.mp4 after referring to the black africans as beasts who have no houses he writes they are also people without heads having their mouth and eyes in their breasts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3699.mp4 the professor told me that my characters were too much like him an educated and middle class man serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3700.mp4 and as often happens in america immigration became synonymous with mexicans serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3702.mp4 and so as a child i saw jam disappear from the breakfast table then margarine disappeared then bread became too expensive then milk became rationed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3703.mp4 but there are other stories that are not about catastrophe and it is very important it is just as important to talk about them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3704.mp4 i don't have any patents and i've never received any money from a medical imaging company and i am not seeking your vote humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3705.mp4 he quotes one innovator who says the only time a physician and a physicist get together is when the physicist gets sick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3706.mp4 now take a look at this cartoon that 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the making its first outing in a demo humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3718.mp4 sort of an alternating tripod and they can negotiate obstacles just like the animal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3720.mp4 and just to convince them we should go to mars in i tinted the video orange just to give them the sense of being on mars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3721.mp4 here's the gecko mill humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3722.mp4 many companies are interested in this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3724.mp4 i want to try to share just a little bit of that with you in this presentation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3725.mp4 you need to discover the general principles of nature and then use these analogies when they're advantageous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3726.mp4 what we discovered was that and eight legged animals all produce the same forces on the ground when they move serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3727.mp4 and then they alternate in their propulsion but the patterns are all the same serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3729.mp4 human technologies have tended to be large flat with right angles stiff made of metal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3730.mp4 this is a collaboration we have with stanford serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3731.mp4 it goes up to four meters per second when it runs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3732.mp4 and we were certain they couldn't do this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3734.mp4 i'm going show you a video serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3770.mp4 we have made it quite clear to these people that an infinite monkey cage is roomy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3771.mp4 yes they gave monkeys a typewriter for a week and after a week they only used it as a bathroom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3772.mp4 astrology for instance like many i'm a pisces humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3773.mp4 if you ever think that your life is rubbish always remember there's another you that's made much worse decisions than that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3774.mp4 for instance my wife could turn to me and she may say why do you love me and i can with all honesty look her in the eye and say because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3776.mp4 i stopped observing the house for a moment and when i started observing again everything had happened humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3777.mp4 well there is one proviso serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3779.mp4 you may well have your own children and think oh no my child's best serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3780.mp4 i've done some tests serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3781.mp4 i'm sitting on a chair serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3782.mp4 steven weinberg the nobel laureate once said the more the universe seems comprehensible the more it seems pointless serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3783.mp4 i can make my own purpose serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3784.mp4 for those of you who are from new york this is street under the west side highway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3787.mp4 landscape ecology concerns itself with how the stream and the meadow and the forest and the cliffs make habitats for plants and animals serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3788.mp4 so for those of you who are stressed by this picture i will add somebody for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3789.mp4 so don't fear it's not for a few billion years so there's some time to prepare humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3790.mp4 but here we are on a planet and there are so many things that are amazing about earth that we're searching far and wide to find things that are like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3791.mp4 and this tenuous veneer around our planet is what allows life to flourish serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3792.mp4 what she discovered just by being curiously aware when she smoked was that smoking tastes like shit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3793.mp4 the instruction was simple enough but i was missing something really important serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3794.mp4 they're about migration and strength and then you look at the sunfish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3795.mp4 i said now that's a true american humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3796.mp4 and they come and give the you can see they strike this funny little position that says i'm not threatening but i need a massage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3797.mp4 now jellyfish are strangely hypnotic and beautiful and you'll see lots of gorgeous ones at the aquarium on friday but they sting like hell and jellyfish sushi and is just not going to fill you up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3798.mp4 it reaches up to almost pounds on a diet of jellyfish primarily serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3799.mp4 of course evolution is somewhat random and you know about million years ago there was this rebellious little puffer fish faction that said oh the heck with the coral reefs we're going to head to the high seas serious 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+UR-FUNNY_3841.mp4 senior moment quips for example i stopped making them when it dawned on me that when i lost the car keys in high school i didn't call it a junior moment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3842.mp4 my other knee doesn't hurt and it's just as old humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3843.mp4 in silicon valley engineers are getting and hair plugged before key interviews and these are skilled white men in their so imagine the effects further down the food chain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3846.mp4 what else was i worried about dementia serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3847.mp4 the reason is discrimination and stereotyping on the basis of age serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3852.mp4 it is a natural powerful lifelong process that unites us all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3853.mp4 people with more positive feelings towards aging walk faster they do better on memory tests they heal quicker and they live longer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3854.mp4 when i was i 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+UR-FUNNY_3864.mp4 so we don't have to make a dinosaur because we already have them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3866.mp4 you can't argue with it because we're the and we've classified it that way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3868.mp4 i guess we could make a glow chicken humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3869.mp4 that's better than a glowing chicken humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3870.mp4 so what we're trying to do really is take our chicken modify it and make the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3871.mp4 and quite frankly i think if colonel sanders was to be careful how he worded it he could actually advertise an extra piece humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3872.mp4 i wasn't very good at reading things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3873.mp4 so it was pretty interesting stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3874.mp4 you all know the story right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3875.mp4 they found these red circular looking objects and they looked for all the world 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together trying to outdo and come up with a new sans typeface and the movie starts playing in my head already serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3888.mp4 and i should know because during the time i attended that school a military takeover happened in my country a gunman of my nationality nearly killed the pope and turkey got zero points in the song contest humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3889.mp4 and because god loves her i did get married humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3890.mp4 i liked your book he said but i wish you had written it differently humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3891.mp4 we were three writers one from the one turkish and one indonesian like a joke you know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3892.mp4 shortly after my parents got separated and i came to turkey with my mom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3893.mp4 this was a woman who read coffee grounds to see the future and melted lead into mysterious shapes to fend off the evil eye serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3895.mp4 but if we have no connection whatsoever with the worlds beyond the one we take for granted then we too run the risk of drying up inside serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3896.mp4 however i also have reason to believe that many if not most of you are actually tying your shoes incorrectly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3897.mp4 if we start over and simply go the other direction around the bow we get this the strong form of the knot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3900.mp4 now the ones that show that needle programs aren't effective you think that's one of these annoying dynamic slides and i'm going to press my and the rest of it's going to come up but no that's the whole slide humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3901.mp4 so what we see is that voters respond very well to things like this and not quite so well to things like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3903.mp4 so he injects the first guy and then he's wiping the needle on his shirt and he injects the next guy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3905.mp4 yeah by sharing needles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3931.mp4 and i'd say i'm a little to the left like all the way to the left humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3932.mp4 so as an example i would change computer screen saver to a picture of mitt romney or she would put an campaign magnet on the back of my car humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3933.mp4 we have chosen to avoid political debate and instead engage in dialogue in order to maintain what we fondly call our bipartisan friendship humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3935.mp4 at this point you can probably guess which one of us participated humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3936.mp4 so i'm already feeling kind of aggravated and then i see this from pop up in my social media feed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3938.mp4 you make it sound so simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3940.mp4 and frankly my assumptions were wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3942.mp4 i know this is a hard night for you guys serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3943.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3944.mp4 the only thing i had to do was go out pick them up and have them stuffed for the collection humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3947.mp4 the first case of homosexual in the mallard anas i knew i'd seen something special but it took me six years to decide to publish it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3948.mp4 as you probably know in science when you write a kind of special paper only six or seven people read it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3952.mp4 this is a turkey in wisconsin on the premises of the ethan allen juvenile correctional institution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3953.mp4 it's been there for three days and it's laying on its back serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3954.mp4 he sees an intruder in his territory and it's coming all the time and he's there so there is no end to it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3956.mp4 i was once late to my own speech on time management humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3958.mp4 that way you save eight minutes every half hour so in the course of two hours of watching tv you find minutes to exercise humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3960.mp4 if you offered to pay me to dust my blinds i would get to it pretty quickly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3961.mp4 i'm sure many of you like me come december get cards that contain these folded up sheets of colored paper on which is written what is known as the family holiday letter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3962.mp4 don't send it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3963.mp4 most of us are not sitting there on friday afternoons saying i am excited to make progress toward my personal and professional priorities right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3965.mp4 they found that people claiming hour work weeks were off by about hours humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3966.mp4 i recently did a time diary project looking at days in the lives of extremely busy women serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3967.mp4 all this is being recorded on her time log serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3969.mp4 i remember it was a thursday morning and she was not available to speak with me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3971.mp4 first you can read some other family histories get a sense for the style serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3972.mp4 then look out over the whole of the next week and see where you can plan them in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3973.mp4 but i do think that the numbers i am about to tell you are empowering serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3975.mp4 maybe it's choosing to read something wonderful on the bus on the way to work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3977.mp4 this is a well known phenomenon humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3979.mp4 this has to be a bridge to the point where you can get to wind to the point where you can get to solar to the point where you can get to nuclear and hopefully you won't build the next nuclear plant on a beautiful seashore next to an earthquake fault humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3981.mp4 you're going to be able to power stuff so irrigation makes a difference serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3983.mp4 that is something that a lot of people have criticized serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3986.mp4 that's right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3988.mp4 i understood them all even if they didn't always understand each other they were all my people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3990.mp4 so freight costs aren't our biggest problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3991.mp4 and the mosquito has killed more humans than wars and plague serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3992.mp4 you sort of get down there to the bottom and things get really dicey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3994.mp4 because finally there was a page that actually felt like what it felt like to hit a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3996.mp4 and that's not a good experience when you're used to experiences like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3997.mp4 it turned into a contest serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3998.mp4 okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_3999.mp4 and since my article was titled why the world isn't flat that wasn't too surprising humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4000.mp4 i remember i decided to write my why the world isn't flat article because i was being interviewed on tv in and the first question to me was professor why do you still believe that the world is round and i started laughing because i hadn't come across that formulation before humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4005.mp4 so let's start off with plain old telephone service serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4007.mp4 and then finally the one statistic that i suspect many of the people in this room have seen the export ratio serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4008.mp4 non negligible so we don't live in an entirely local or national world but very very far from the percent level that you would expect and the very simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4012.mp4 so i just took a short clip from batman begins here just to show christian pulse humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4014.mp4 and that's actually my eye and again this video was taken right after my daughter was born so you can see i wasn't getting too much sleep humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4015.mp4 it's kind of creepy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4016.mp4 this is me demonstrating my great singing skills humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4017.mp4 and of course surveillance is the first application that comes to mind humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4018.mp4 and it lets us look at our world in a completely new way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4020.mp4 we make them bigger to create those types of enhanced videos or magnified videos that actually show us those changes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4021.mp4 it can work on your own videos serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4022.mp4 it's like seeing still pictures come to life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4023.mp4 sound as we all know is basically changes in air pressure that travel through the air serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4027.mp4 i'm going to show grandma to you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4030.mp4 for example if a person from that red group has to pick up the package leaflet of a medicinal product to give a dose of medicine to child can't can't understand the information serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4031.mp4 now just so you don't think this is normal that over there is sweden serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4033.mp4 it's a perfect evocation of that great population survey the six largest nations in the world in descending order china india the united states and indonesia humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4034.mp4 the headline was nato admiral needs friends humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4037.mp4 we go into the cold war and we continue to try and build walls serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4040.mp4 last year at this time there were vessels mariners held hostage serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4041.mp4 this is part of which is a discontinuity in the global economy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4052.mp4 the good news is i'm very aware of my responsibilities to get you out of here because i'm the only thing standing between you and the bar humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4053.mp4 and so for the remaining two years of my high school i cut all my classes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4054.mp4 and in that row house i started manchester guild and i learned very quickly that wherever there are episcopalians there's money in very close proximity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4055.mp4 and the reason it has a fountain in the courtyard is i wanted one and i had the checkbook so i bought one and put it there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4056.mp4 as you can see it has world class art and it's all my taste because i raised all the money humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4057.mp4 and he called me into his office which is the equivalent of going to see the wizard of oz and john heinz had million dollars and at the time i had about cents humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4058.mp4 and senator heinz sat very quietly and he said well what would your reaction be if i said i'd give you a million dollars i said senator it appears that we're going into the food training business humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4059.mp4 i've actually eaten seven of those baskets and they're very good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4060.mp4 you have to tone down the jesus stuff a little bit but keep the enthusiasm humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4063.mp4 and i can now tell you with absolute certainty that an appearance on oprah winfrey will sell cds humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4064.mp4 and there's the fountain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4065.mp4 and i love them because they pay the rent on time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4066.mp4 and this is what i want to do when i grow up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4070.mp4 what i'm going to show you for a couple of minutes is a facility that i built in the toughest neighborhood in pittsburgh with the highest crime rate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4071.mp4 he's making a ton of money doing custom furniture for rich people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4072.mp4 i said well i got in my car and i went out to the greenhouse and i bought them and i brought them back and i put them there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4073.mp4 that's puff pastry day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4074.mp4 we have students who sit together black kids and white kids and what we've discovered is you can solve the race problem by creating a world class environment because people will have a tendency to show you world class behavior if you treat them in that way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4075.mp4 there is absolutely no reason why poor people can't learn world class technology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4079.mp4 and these are examples of some of the kids' work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4080.mp4 because now it's become socially not acceptable not to show up to support your children at the manchester guild because people think you're bad parents serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4081.mp4 i even stuck another room on the building which i'd like to show you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4084.mp4 and now that i have i want to give you a gift serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4085.mp4 and he showed up and said dizzy talking about you all over the country man and i want to help you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4086.mp4 yes your happy place i know you've got one even if it's fake humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4087.mp4 a fork is a simple tool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4088.mp4 your phone is not the internet's door bitch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4090.mp4 basically it's virtual reality circa humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4092.mp4 and happiness is a great motivator we strive for happiness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4093.mp4 the parents in crisis over screen time need physical digital toys teaching their kids to read as well as family safe app stores serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4094.mp4 and this was an inspiration to me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4095.mp4 humans need simple tools serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4096.mp4 and then here's my favorite quote from one of the girls men are the new ball and chain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4097.mp4 and they're starting to dominate lots of professions doctors lawyers bankers accountants serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4098.mp4 this is something that perhaps turkish airlines should have studied a bit more carefully before they ran this campaign humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4099.mp4 well you know the story humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4102.mp4 so think about a portfolio of brands or maybe new brands for new ventures serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4103.mp4 it's the same in marketing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4104.mp4 and you don't need the three billion dollar collider for doing this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4105.mp4 it's a great cricket cap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4106.mp4 america was jolted by the anti vietnam movement the civil rights movement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4107.mp4 at he was not able to relate the kind of unclear research which he was doing with the lives of the ordinary people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4122.mp4 i grew up in a musical family humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4126.mp4 i don't know how many worms were in there but i've got some heavy karma coming i tell you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4127.mp4 i have no idea how it works but i paid a lot of money for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4128.mp4 the humble potato and i've spent a long time years preparing these serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4129.mp4 i basically take it prepare it and then people consume it hopefully they enjoy it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4130.mp4 they have the social humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4131.mp4 it's a beautiful piece of filmmaking but everything is desolate everything is dead serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4133.mp4 all the places with lots of electricity it isn't humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4134.mp4 you can pay bills with it you can buy your groceries you can pay your kids' school fees and i'm told you can even bribe customs officials humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4135.mp4 well of course it's happening at the edge because in the middle everybody's updating or worse still they're trying to understand privacy settings humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4138.mp4 that is what a looks like and in the background you can see robben island serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4140.mp4 why because that's what we need serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4141.mp4 and the difference today is that the gold of today is mobile serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4154.mp4 but 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the debate that shouldn't be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4164.mp4 no serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4165.mp4 but then there was another wonderfully pretentious article that came out in the new republic so pretentious by leibovitz and it said moma has mistaken video games for art serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4167.mp4 we were not real gamers enough so we had to really talk to them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4168.mp4 and in order to explain interaction we need to really bring people in and make them realize how interaction is part of their lives serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4169.mp4 so when i show the sims i try to make people really feel what it meant to have an interaction with the sims not only the fun but also the responsibility that came with the serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4170.mp4 the answer's easy my husband greg humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4171.mp4 i get to read about mother jokes from mesopotamia from years ago humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4172.mp4 and my absolute favorite from years ago in luxor an inscription that describes schoolboys who cut class to go drinking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4177.mp4 by the way nasa has a space archaeology program so it's a real job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4178.mp4 twins humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4180.mp4 what you'll do is sign in create a note that this particular is already taken humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4181.mp4 these symbols endure because when we look at them we're looking at mirrors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4182.mp4 on my first day in egypt i worked at a site in the northeast egyptian delta called mendes dating to years ago in a cemetery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4183.mp4 never are we so present as when we are in the midst of the great past serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4187.mp4 but we have a challenge serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4188.mp4 countless invading armies have done the same throughout history serious 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for a long time has been involved in education in teaching people practical skills for sustainability teaching people how to take responsibility for growing some of their own food how to build buildings using local materials how to generate their own energy and so on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4223.mp4 but as we straddle the top of this energy mountain at this stage we move from a time where our economic success our sense of individual prowess and well being is directly linked to how much of this we consume to a time when actually our degree of oil dependency is our degree of vulnerability serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4224.mp4 but i think to set the scene i want to show the next slide is not my attempt to show the worst ted slide in the history of ted but it is a bit of a mess humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4225.mp4 the science budget is actually if you look to your left there's a purple set of blobs and then yellow set of blobs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4233.mp4 please keep your seat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4235.mp4 this is what her arm looked like when she came to my clinic about three months after her sprain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4236.mp4 they're certainly incredibly damage resistant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4237.mp4 so you never know where curiosity based research will lead and someday you may want a swarm of cockroach inspired robots to come at you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4238.mp4 they can go over complex terrain like grass no problem and not get destabilized serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4239.mp4 and they have nearly unlimited maneuverability with that same structure and unprecedented access to a variety of different areas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4240.mp4 and i started having these bizarre dinner parties on friday nights where people would come over and we'd do extractions and i would capture them on video because it created this kind of funny portrait as well humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4241.mp4 you can kind of tell from their reactions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4242.mp4 and so i started doing this regularly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4244.mp4 so in a way i created sort of a genetic social network serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4245.mp4 but when you open them you have different rarities of the toys serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4246.mp4 now whenever you hear the word dark in physics you should get very suspicious because it probably means we don't know what we're talking about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4247.mp4 i'm sure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4248.mp4 over the last century these two ideas have utterly transformed our understanding of the universe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4249.mp4 but when we look around us we see we live in a universe full of interesting stuff full of stars planets trees squirrels serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4266.mp4 now that sounds absurd in singapore to say that because here shipping is so present that you stuck a ship on top of a hotel humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4267.mp4 you can get a flag from the landlocked nation of bolivia or mongolia or north korea though that's not very popular humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4269.mp4 but shipping isn't that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4272.mp4 that time is called most of american history humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4273.mp4 perhaps you've thought some of these things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4293.mp4 and meetings are just toxic terrible poisonous things during the day at work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4295.mp4 just cancel that next meeting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4296.mp4 and so what they typically do is they decide that all these people need to come together in one place to do that work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4306.mp4 they are very happy with their balls models of molecules humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4309.mp4 even einstein hated this idea he called it spooky 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+UR-FUNNY_4363.mp4 well her colleague suddenly got much more interested than i had any right to expect and went on and said what does he model well sarah thought a little bit more about my work and said genes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4365.mp4 don't think you don't trust me anymore humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4366.mp4 we're not top on people's lists for dinner party guests and conversations and so on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4368.mp4 imagine this half of the audience each get out coins and they toss them until they first see the pattern head serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4369.mp4 so on this side you get out your coins and you toss and toss and toss serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4371.mp4 in fact the average number of tosses till head is and the average number of tosses until head is eight serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4373.mp4 the on ice just next to you you've got the glasses chilled to celebrate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4374.mp4 i have to say 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i'm sorry you have chosen them out unconsciously for that exact core competency humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4391.mp4 and what actually happens is this frontier between what you think is you and what you think is not you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4392.mp4 and you leave an item of clothing that has helped you to get to this place serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4393.mp4 and the full moon was illuminated by the dying sun in such a powerful way that even after the sun had dropped below the horizon the moon could still see that sun serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4394.mp4 well i was so taken by this story i wrote this piece for her serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4399.mp4 but when you think about it the only environment in which that would be true would be a flat desert empty of any other life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4400.mp4 santiago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4405.mp4 and like a good millennial i documented it on social media humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4407.mp4 she said rosie you can't ask people questions like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4434.mp4 the real show starts when the police appears humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4435.mp4 somebody gives you a bet you will look at a crystal ball and you will see the future the future will be accurate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4437.mp4 and it goes with a book that says read my pins humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4438.mp4 so it evolved humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4440.mp4 so being an american i decided to set up a caucus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4441.mp4 if you think that you've forgotten high school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4442.mp4 and none of this pin stuff would have happened if it hadn't been for saddam hussein serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4444.mp4 but that's the least of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4446.mp4 i think that they thought that it was a soft issue serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4447.mp4 but it was one of the 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growing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4477.mp4 so three and a half years ago a few of us sat around a kitchen table and we just invented the whole thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4478.mp4 and this is a of exhibition gardens and edible and bee friendly sites and the story of and it's a that we designed that takes people through the whole of our town past our cafes and our small shops through our market not just to and fro from the supermarket and we're hoping that in changing people's footfall around our town we're also changing their behavior serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4479.mp4 and because we were doing that some local academics said you know we could help design a commercial horticulture course for you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4482.mp4 suddenly we're seeing actions on the ground from local government serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4483.mp4 there are so many things you can do but ultimately this is about something really simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4484.mp4 taking a long walk by yourself during which you devise a foolproof scheme for robbing tiffany's is serious humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4485.mp4 and as you get older and more decrepit you sort of inch along on this sort of depressing long staircase leading you into oblivion humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4486.mp4 i just thought it was you know completely boring humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4488.mp4 and then inexpensive signage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4489.mp4 and of course they couldn't have been because it's in the wrong spot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4490.mp4 i keep that for evidence humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4493.mp4 be serious it says serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4494.mp4 that's because it is hard for most people to recognize seriousness which is rare but more comfortable to endorse solemnity which is commonplace serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4496.mp4 perfection happens during solemn play serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4500.mp4 tristan a west point track star who always ran and road marched with no socks and had shoes whose smell proved it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4501.mp4 they would put pounds of weight on their backs and board the helicopter for an operation and they would come back and watch a movie called bridesmaids humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4502.mp4 and they would talk about some of the lighter moments of being women out on the special operations front lines including the which was a tool that let you pee like a guy although it's said to have had only a percent accuracy rate out there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4503.mp4 and she was also famous for walking up to a rope climbing it using only her arms and then shuffling away and apologizing because she knew she was supposed to use both her arms and her legs as the rangers had trained them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4504.mp4 america would never kill its way to the end of its wars it argued serious 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number one complex problem solving all the things a robot or a computer is really bad at serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4532.mp4 left image is a good day saturday serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4533.mp4 we live five to six years shorter children have lung cancer when they're six years old serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4535.mp4 new ideas pop up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4537.mp4 the electricity that we generate is used for the lighting or the booth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4538.mp4 it goes wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4539.mp4 and others were mesmerized serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4541.mp4 all right thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4544.mp4 and this map is also accurate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4546.mp4 i just want to portray them in a way that their grandchildren are going to look at their grandfather and they're going to be like whoa my grandfather is as cool as humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4547.mp4 we were crazy about music serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4549.mp4 so we set off on a mission to travel the world and look for the people we finally termed as the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4550.mp4 we had zero reporting and zero filmmaking experience humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4552.mp4 i had to come up with a strategy so that i could just pee in peace humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4553.mp4 she recognized prince from television and soon i had an audience of other hairdressers interested in meeting me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4559.mp4 his parents disowned him and accused him of bringing great shame to the royal family serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4562.mp4 david wasn't ashamed of who he was serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4566.mp4 in contrast of course we have the hippo generation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4567.mp4 it's like the blind leading the clueless humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4568.mp4 that characterization in my view is even more charitable humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_4605.mp4 and i thought this would be great fun serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4606.mp4 my inability to swim has been one of my greatest humiliations and embarrassments serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4607.mp4 more specifically i want you to feel like you're capable of becoming an excellent long distance swimmer a world class language learner and a tango champion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4609.mp4 even did lessons with olympians nothing helped serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4610.mp4 this is my multitasking activity result humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4611.mp4 so nowadays everyone could produce his mono product serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4613.mp4 it was a tuesday humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4615.mp4 when this picture appeared that well known scientific journal the new york times wrote in its editorial mars is uninteresting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4616.mp4 but let me start with a viking photograph serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4618.mp4 also known as oxygen ions those bind to our cause it to mutate and cause us to get old and lose our hair humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4619.mp4 so you age because you rust out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4620.mp4 i mean after all we're not trees and most of us are not lobsters humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4621.mp4 i say might because with revolutionary ideas most are flat wrong and even those that are right seldom have the impact that we want them to have serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4622.mp4 sanitation no serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4623.mp4 the doctor's symptoms were identical to those of the mothers who were dying serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4624.mp4 i was having a really bad day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4626.mp4 well there wasn't much else to do in the spinal ward so we did humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4628.mp4 she said that's nice dear humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4629.mp4 is that a problem i made a booking and weeks later my friend chris and my mom drove me out to the airport all pounds of me covered in a plaster body cast in a baggy pair of overalls humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4631.mp4 didn't know how on earth i'd ever pass a medical humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4632.mp4 and mom said she was forever following me wiping off my fingerprints humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4639.mp4 i broke my collarbone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4640.mp4 come on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4644.mp4 i was an athlete serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4648.mp4 but you're going to get home and realize how different life is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4651.mp4 outside of this room more than a third of us smile more than times per day whereas less than percent of us smile less than five serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4653.mp4 so i suppose you're not going to be able to kick me off the stage since you asked the question humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4656.mp4 ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4660.mp4 but the ends of all those balloon trips were you know something seemed to go wrong every time and on that particular occasion the more experienced balloonist who was with me jumped and left me holding on for dear life humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4662.mp4 in fact i think our airline took a full page ad at the time saying you know come on richard there are better ways of crossing the atlantic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4669.mp4 it's actually a nickname given to priests in the eighteenth century humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4670.mp4 please humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4671.mp4 so our key witness argued that it was actually never mind the priest here's the sex pistols humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4672.mp4 and if i see you know if i fly on somebody else's airline and find the experience is not a pleasant one which it wasn't years ago then i'd think well you know maybe i can create the kind of airline that i'd like to fly on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4674.mp4 but yeah it was sad at the time but we moved on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4675.mp4 i mean we had often when you launch a company and you get customer complaints you know you can deal with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4679.mp4 occasionally in america i hear people saying sir richard and think there's some shakespearean play taking place serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4684.mp4 no i put on my oxygen mask and stood on top of the balloon with my parachute looking at the swirling clouds below trying to pluck up my courage to jump into the north sea which and it was a very very very lonely few moments serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4687.mp4 i certainly would have failed tests serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4688.mp4 i mean there's the story about your mother allegedly dumping you in a field aged four and saying ok walk home serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4690.mp4 and one of the problems young people have is venereal disease serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4694.mp4 so behave next year someone might say something nice about you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4696.mp4 that night i wrote a letter to my family telling them by age i will build the biggest company in the world and that company will buy microsoft humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4699.mp4 you get the idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4702.mp4 i was actually a marketing manager for a fortune company serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4706.mp4 this is where my life was turned upside down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4707.mp4 but because i didn't run i kept doing it and on the third try the professor was very impressed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4708.mp4 these people did not let rejection define them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4711.mp4 and i think it's fair to say already that there are people in this audience at this moment displaying psychological symptoms i would like to discuss today humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4713.mp4 or you may say of yourself i am intriguing even if i am regarded by most people as a great thundering humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4714.mp4 with my classes i sometimes give them a basic fact that might be revealing with respect to their personality i tell them that it is virtually impossible for adults to lick the outside of their own elbow humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4715.mp4 but amongst you are probably those who have not only tried but they have successfully licked the elbow of the person sitting next to them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4717.mp4 c stands for in contrast to those with a more lackadaisical approach to life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4718.mp4 let me explain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4722.mp4 it relates to your kid you've been back three times to the hospital and they still don't know what's wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4723.mp4 and they are what matters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4724.mp4 i didn't think he was talking to me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4725.mp4 and i'm thinking in today's language it would be or humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4731.mp4 and i go to the door and there was the teacher with a warm welcome and she took me into the classroom showed me my little cubbyhole we all remember those little don't we and we put our stuff in there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4734.mp4 most you can't serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4737.mp4 i was right there with you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4738.mp4 but more importantly being seven means that you've reached the age of reason and you're now capable of committing any and all sins against god and man humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4739.mp4 so you've grown up and reached the age of reason and now god will start keeping notes on you and begin your permanent record humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4741.mp4 julie there is no santa claus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4742.mp4 i mean my dad had a very distinctive wrapping style and my mother's handwriting was so close to santa's humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4743.mp4 but when i got to the top of the steps i turned around dramatically and said oh by the way bill there is no santa claus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4744.mp4 they had to fit two criteria they had to be old enough to be able to understand the whole concept of the age of reason and not yet seven serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4746.mp4 sometimes i get little old ladies from the seventh day adventist church showing me these cartoon pictures of heaven serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4748.mp4 now i don't have a uterus because i had cancer a few years ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4749.mp4 i feel god's love when i'm hurt and confused and i feel consoled and cared for serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4751.mp4 okay well it's what i can do with some household humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4752.mp4 and this is it just to give you and me a moment to catch up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4753.mp4 i got an almost percent response rate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4754.mp4 time spent with you is like chasing and catching small birds but without the scratches and bird shit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4755.mp4 but i just have to tell you because sometimes i hear your self doubt and it's so crushing to think that you may not know how truly wonderful you are how inspiring and delightful and really truly the most completely humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4757.mp4 but i find that for myself without exception the more i deal with the work as something of my own as something that is personal the more successful it is as something that's compelling interesting and sustaining serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4758.mp4 so i have a particular imaginative approach to visual work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4759.mp4 and puzzling it is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4760.mp4 but all i have to do is fill certain areas of those and i can bring those words out of the background pattern serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4761.mp4 and this project began essentially on my kitchen table serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4762.mp4 with no support from her husband she caused a sensation by taking him to court and prosecuting her own case and a far greater sensation when she won humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4763.mp4 imagine the first piece a man burning his life's work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4788.mp4 it's something that since it was invented a year or two ago has given me untold happiness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4790.mp4 now the problem is when you can't smoke if you stand and stare out of the window on your own you're an antisocial idiot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4792.mp4 if you're an upper middle-class english person you call unemployment a year off humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4793.mp4 but having a son who's unemployed in thailand is really viewed as quite an accomplishment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4794.mp4 i'm probably in the wrong country to talk about willingness to pay tax humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4796.mp4 for maybe percent of the money you could have paid all of the world's top male and female supermodels to walk up and down the train handing out free to all the passengers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4801.mp4 but this does not apply the other way around serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4803.mp4 all of you know this actually from when you go in to buy a television and in the end of the row of flat screen you can see are these rather despised things called combined tv and players serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4804.mp4 don't give them white pills give them white pills and six blue ones and tell them to take the white pills first and then take the blue ones serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4806.mp4 what was interesting about the austrian school is they actually grew up alongside freud serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4807.mp4 von mises interestingly believes economics is just a 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but you'll lose humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4997.mp4 that really was a killer application humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4998.mp4 and we also know that most of them were or are very poor did not live for very long serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_4999.mp4 and this slide here is the best simplification of the great divergence story i can offer you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5000.mp4 in fact in the average chinese was richer than the average north american serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5002.mp4 so what is this hyperbolic geometry that corals and sea slugs embody the next few minutes is we're all going to get raised up to the level of a sea slug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5003.mp4 it's true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5004.mp4 i feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5005.mp4 i can't wait to see them racing for the first time at daytona next month because i feel the need for speed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5006.mp4 but you know even holding one balloon is like kind of happy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5008.mp4 and recently i've been much more interested in collecting stories from reality so real stories serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5009.mp4 and in these books you can find these short little glimpses of moments and experiences and people that i meet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5010.mp4 as opposed to knowing the whole story just knowing a little bit of the story and then letting your own mind fill in the rest serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5011.mp4 it's called we feel fine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5012.mp4 you'd follow that guy back to his cubicle and you'd say why my chair okay so now it's tuesday morning and you're at the office and a meeting invitation pops up in your calendar humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5013.mp4 and when this highly unproductive session is over you go back to your desk and you stand at your desk and you say boy i wish i had those two hours back like i wish i had my chair back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5014.mp4 and in fact some of the biggest companies in the world companies that you've heard of but i won't name have asked for my permission to use this video in their new hire training to teach their new employees how not to run a meeting at their company serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5015.mp4 or the maybe button or whatever button is there for you not to accept immediately serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5019.mp4 then one plus two is three two plus three is five three plus five is eight and so on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5021.mp4 yeah i know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5023.mp4 they're tasty and they make your pee smell funny humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5024.mp4 but we are the only ones using asparagus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5026.mp4 we aren't focused on any particular problem and we're not trying to solve any particular disease serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5028.mp4 and what we're left with after removing all the apple cells is this cellulose scaffold serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5029.mp4 we used an apple and it cost pennies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5030.mp4 she knew just how to torture me without knowing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5031.mp4 one day they invited all these female colleagues i don't know where they came from to where i was held and they invited me to their guard room and asked if one night stands really happen in the us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5032.mp4 patrick's day for all of you but it was the day that turned my life upside down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5042.mp4 i have of these humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5043.mp4 now they didn't even care about that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5044.mp4 what they wanted was my email address so they could ask me more questions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5045.mp4 in other words i look for aliens and when i tell people that at 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of aid is respect serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5061.mp4 we meet at the pub serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5062.mp4 the passion that that man has for his own personal growth is the most important thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5063.mp4 entrepreneurs never come and they never tell you in a public meeting what they want to do with their own money what opportunity they have identified serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5067.mp4 you know if god's going to show up he's not going to show up on cheese bread humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5069.mp4 i really think that there's this inner desire serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5070.mp4 that patient was my government humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5072.mp4 when we started out i thought i was going to find so much corruption i was literally going to either die or get killed in the process humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5073.mp4 i like to think about these two years like a weight loss program humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5074.mp4 so when government one of its most vital entities is weak or unhealthy everyone and everything suffers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5075.mp4 economies thrive when business are able to quickly and easily set up shop serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5077.mp4 we also just went back and looked at a lot of their previous paperwork to try and really understand to try and diagnose what bodily malfunctions had occurred that lead to that spot on the world bank list serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5080.mp4 i think they were given to in a box a box set of which they put on their shelves where they are now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5081.mp4 and as chris says there is a hunger for videos of me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5084.mp4 so i want to pick up from there because i only had minutes frankly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5086.mp4 i mean there is a major climate crisis obviously and i think if people don't believe it they should get out more humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5087.mp4 i have one climate crisis i don't really need the second one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5088.mp4 he said there are two types of people in this world those who divide the world into two types and those who do not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5090.mp4 i came across a great quote recently from abraham lincoln who i thought you'd be pleased to have quoted at this point humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5091.mp4 we don't teach american history in britain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5092.mp4 you know this is our policy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5093.mp4 if you said don't do this anymore they'd wonder what you're talking about serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5094.mp4 and high among them is education because education in a way very many people from their natural talents serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5095.mp4 what we need and the word's been used many times in the past few days is not evolution but a revolution in education serious 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+UR-FUNNY_5105.mp4 and we should tread softly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5106.mp4 now this was all very good except for the problem that it didn't quite work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5107.mp4 it's been a good run serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5110.mp4 i've got to warn you the sense in which my is upbeat has always been kind of subtle sometimes even elusive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5113.mp4 so let's call it the death spiral of negativity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5114.mp4 that is to say thank you thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5116.mp4 i'm just doing what i can here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5118.mp4 now the good news is that the person who said it was ann coulter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5120.mp4 and in fact that's actually sustaining a long standing trend that predates human beings ok that biological evolution was doing for us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5121.mp4 originally you had the most complex societies the hunter gatherer village serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5122.mp4 this is the silk road connecting the chinese empire and the roman empire serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5124.mp4 social structure adapts to accommodate this possibility and to harness this productive potential so you get cities you know and you get all the non games you don't think about that are being played across the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5128.mp4 i think the non dynamic which is not only economic by any means it's not always commerce but it has driven us to the verge of a moral truth which is the fundamental equality of everyone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5130.mp4 more and more it's possible for grassroots hatred abroad to manifest itself in the form of organized violence on american soil serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5131.mp4 i've got to admit i feel silly saying that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5132.mp4 the average age of a gamer is years old not eight years old and in fact if we 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you know they adopt a behavior that spreads to you like they say let's go have muffins and beer which is a terrible combination humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5146.mp4 what was interesting to us is that the european headline writers had a different take they said are your friends gaining weight perhaps you are to blame humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5147.mp4 so for example i was giving this talk recently in new york city and i said you know when you're on the subway and the other person across the subway car smiles at you and you just instinctively smile back and they looked at me and said we don't do that in new york city humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5148.mp4 and whether you become happy or not depends in part on whether you occupy a happy patch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5151.mp4 and second it was not restricted to pairs of people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5152.mp4 so social networks are these intricate things of beauty and they're so elaborate and so complex and so ubiquitous in fact that one has to ask what purpose they serve serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5153.mp4 and along with my collaborator james fowler we began to wonder whether obesity really was epidemic and could it spread from person to person like the four people i discussed earlier serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5154.mp4 but the visual complexity is still very high serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5156.mp4 they then paved them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5157.mp4 someone installed a barrier people started walking across and round the bottom as you see and they paved it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5158.mp4 but then there's this mud trap that cuts across the middle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5159.mp4 the first is in the capital city of brazil brasilia serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5160.mp4 keep your hands up if you know who this is humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5161.mp4 all they do is make me feel bad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5162.mp4 i don't know if you've ever looked at the credits of a pixar movie but the babies born during a production are listed there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5163.mp4 so along with three co conspirators i spent nearly a decade observing up close and personal exceptional leaders of innovation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5165.mp4 when many of us think about innovation though we think about an einstein having an moment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5166.mp4 here in biosphere well it takes me about two minutes because i pick up the phone and i call and say hey can you deliver the pizza so biosphere was essentially a three acre entirely sealed miniature world that i lived in for two years and minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5167.mp4 more on that later humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5168.mp4 and we ate an awful lot of the sweet potatoes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5171.mp4 and over the ensuing few years there were great sagas about designing biosphere serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5172.mp4 northeast airlines was the only company i heard of that was selling for less than five dollars a share humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5176.mp4 yup we really do this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5180.mp4 and i thought this game is easy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5183.mp4 people thought it was kind of a crazy point of view serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5186.mp4 you know what else makes my role particularly challenging people do weird things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5187.mp4 it turns out it is also used on when people are role playing as dogs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5188.mp4 there's a sort of inherent cognitive dissonance in doing that like when you're writing your wedding vows at the same time as your prenuptial agreement humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5189.mp4 given that i spend my days and nights imagining the worst that could happen it wouldn't be surprising if my was gloomy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5192.mp4 we should just automatically suspend accounts engaging in this kind of behavior serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5193.mp4 this time it's sending the same message and link serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5194.mp4 i don't know where julian morrow got that from humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5195.mp4 i look for it all the time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5196.mp4 as one of them said to me ron we ain't going anywhere at the moment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5197.mp4 see it up there and you see it has no what do you call it no screen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5200.mp4 it's called jaws job access with speech and it sounds like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5203.mp4 little did i know that i would be part of a technological revolution that would make that dream come true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5204.mp4 it's an interaction between volunteers passionate inventors and technology and it's a story that many other blind people could tell serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5206.mp4 it meant for the first time i could read back what i had typed into it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5207.mp4 one is another american inventor ted serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5209.mp4 many we can't read using jaws and the other technologies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5220.mp4 we didn't find a dinosaur humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5221.mp4 maybe we can try this at home someday i don't know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5225.mp4 this is from marlboro country humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5226.mp4 they said yes but it's summertime humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5227.mp4 as a frenchman i must say that there are a lot of french intellectuals that think happiness is not at all interesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5228.mp4 and someone wrote an article saying don't impose on us the dirty work of happiness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5229.mp4 we like our suffering because it's so good when it ceases for a while humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5230.mp4 it's about two meters by three and you are all welcome any time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5232.mp4 beautiful chocolate cake first serving is delicious second one not so much then we feel disgust humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5233.mp4 they are real olympic champions of mind training humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5235.mp4 and just i leave you with the beauty of those looks that tells more about happiness than i could ever say humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5241.mp4 there might be storms but the depth of the ocean is still there unchanged serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5242.mp4 we think that if we could gather this and that all the conditions something that we say everything to be happy to have everything to be happy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5244.mp4 so now if the inner conditions are stronger of course the outer conditions do influence and it's wonderful to live longer healthier to have access to information education to be able to travel to have freedom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5245.mp4 we have to know from ourselves there are certain states of mind that are conducive to this flourishing to this well being what the greeks called flourishing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5246.mp4 we don't need any gratitude serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5248.mp4 we know we're not always angry always jealous always generous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5249.mp4 so there are natural to emotions that are destructive to our inner well being serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5250.mp4 he studies the brain using and he claims that this is the most beautiful brain that he has ever scanned humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5251.mp4 this is a quote from brian eno the problem with computers is that there is not enough africa in them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5252.mp4 i read about how the is constantly shuffling data back and forth between the memory the ram and the alu the arithmetic and 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+UR-FUNNY_5294.mp4 i invented the placebo camera humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5296.mp4 i am mr micheal the son of late mr who was the minister of finance in sierra leone but was killed during the civil war humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5297.mp4 one i want to speak as early in the morning as possible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5299.mp4 lotte an amazing shadow puppeteer in the that started doing more elaborate things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5300.mp4 don't you in the front row worry or anything humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5301.mp4 now the people in the front row are very nervous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5302.mp4 and i'm sitting in a waiting room some time later for an ultrasound and all six of these doctors actually show up in the room at once and i'm like uh oh this is bad news serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5303.mp4 now these people making these proclamations to me were not bad people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5305.mp4 and the title for my cookbook was going to be dining without crumbs the art of eating over the sink humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5306.mp4 and even being here i mean the last few days i've known heights of obsessive behavior i never thought about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5307.mp4 now the interesting thing about this is when i take the lines away it's as if you haven't learned anything in the last minute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5308.mp4 and if we have these predictable repeatable mistakes in vision which we're so good at what are the chances we won't make even more mistakes in something we're not as good at for example financial decision making humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5309.mp4 it's percent in organ donation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5316.mp4 the fact that you have rome without coffee makes rome with coffee look superior and not just to rome without coffee even superior to paris humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5318.mp4 that means our students can read humorous 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don't think it's that bad of a deal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5348.mp4 now that's about all the videotape that remains of an event that set off the longest running mystery in the modern wine world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5349.mp4 it finally began to get resolved in because of this guy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5350.mp4 and it arrived and it was tiny serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5352.mp4 pei serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5354.mp4 and to try this i couldn't get a but i did go into the manhattan showroom of the manufacturer toto and they have a bathroom off of the showroom that you can use which i used serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5355.mp4 and blanc is kind of an unusual wine for bordeaux in having a significant percentage of the cabernet franc grape serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5356.mp4 so i'd about given up trying to get my hands on one of these serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5357.mp4 i went serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5358.mp4 and i wasn't that impressed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5359.mp4 a lot of people you know said that they liked the more expensive wine more it was the same wine but they thought it was a different one that was more expensive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5362.mp4 in in president estrada a million people each other about the corruption of that regime eventually brought it down and it was of course called the coup de text humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5363.mp4 i was sitting next to nelson mandela i was very privileged to do so when amy came onto the stage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5364.mp4 my husband too has spent a long time in prison humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5366.mp4 we now have the capacity to find common ground with people who we will never meet but who we will meet through the internet and through all the modern means of communication that we now have the capacity to organize and take collective action together to deal with the problem or an injustice that we want to 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little secondary serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5430.mp4 i've left out error correction and a bunch of other things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5432.mp4 so what we can do is actually tell you about the molecules but we don't really have a direct way of showing you the molecules serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5433.mp4 and he transformed our understanding of the moon serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5435.mp4 and i could see everybody looked at me somebody said serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5436.mp4 professor katey walter from the university of alaska went out with another team to another shallow lake last winter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5437.mp4 that image reminded me of something humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5438.mp4 leave that up to us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5439.mp4 the permanent ice is marked in red serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5440.mp4 if you want to know how sea level rises from land base ice melting this is where it reaches the sea serious 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was second because it was paying their way and they do need a little time for social activities but you let social activities take a little precedence over the other two and you're not going to have any very long serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5458.mp4 as a freelance journalist i sympathize humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5459.mp4 when you write about parasites your lexicon swells with phrases like devoured alive and bursts out of its body humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5464.mp4 this is a brine shrimp serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5465.mp4 only in a flamingo can the reproduce so to get there it manipulates its shrimp hosts into forming these conspicuous colored swarms that are easier for a flamingo to spot and to devour and that is the secret of the swarm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5469.mp4 this discovery came out three weeks ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5470.mp4 one particularly dramatic case for a couple months i actually tried dosages and chemicals typical of 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put the bees into the fridge smiley face humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5493.mp4 and yet the irony is the only way we can ever do anything new is to step into that space serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5496.mp4 so i took my bee arena down to a small school in devon and the aim of this was to not just get the kids to see science differently but through the process of science to see themselves differently serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5497.mp4 thank you beau serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5501.mp4 it's the only paper that will ever be freely accessible by this journal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5503.mp4 my opportunity came in the form of beau and the bee project serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5504.mp4 to give you a sense of what that's like when my family went on vacation we had a bus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5505.mp4 don't do that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5506.mp4 now being the youngest of eight i learned a few survival skills serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5507.mp4 so i continued honing my skills serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5508.mp4 these were the first cloned calves the first cloned grey wolves and then finally the first cloned piglets alexis carrel janie and humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5509.mp4 so you may have thought that the creation of life was going to happen in something that looked like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5510.mp4 then human beings stepped out of the darwinian flow of evolutionary history and created the second great wave of evolution which was we changed the environment in which we evolved serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5511.mp4 now we actually have been doing it for a long time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5512.mp4 we just don't do that although a night in the temple bar district can get pretty wild humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5513.mp4 now i don't know about you but i always feel like i find this or this inter dimensional portal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5514.mp4 and of course we're all capable of understanding these symbols humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5515.mp4 now we've reached the subject of public transport and public transport here in dublin is a somewhat touchy subject humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5516.mp4 so i tried to make sense and when i arrived i was looking for some information leaflets that would help me crack this system and understand it and i found those brochures humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5517.mp4 say in the city center there were never actually any lines that showed the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5519.mp4 he's part of this ethnic minority called the greeks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5521.mp4 when we do however make a turn into a side street our mind tends to adjust that turn to a angle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5522.mp4 and when you look at what you've just drawn you realize it does not resemble a street map serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5523.mp4 so here's what we did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5524.mp4 any gaps that appeared in the outskirts were filled again serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5525.mp4 in this map i'm including each transport mode so rapid transport bus dart tram and the likes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5526.mp4 so as somebody who has pretty close to the world record of total number of hours spent inside an scanner i can tell you that one of the skills that's really important for research is bladder control humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5527.mp4 that was a trip humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5529.mp4 it's called and it results from damage to a particular part of the brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5530.mp4 in it was viewed million times humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5531.mp4 because that's what you do when your name is yosemite mountain bear humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5532.mp4 and if you're wondering about those other spikes those are also fridays humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5533.mp4 even in the first seven days there was one parody for every other day of the week humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5534.mp4 and if you think that that is weird you should know that there is a three hour version of this that's been viewed four million times humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5535.mp4 but now web video has made it so that any of us or any of the creative things that we do can become completely famous in a part of our world's culture serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5536.mp4 bear vasquez oh my god serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5537.mp4 it's friday friday serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5538.mp4 it's been seen nearly million times this year serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5539.mp4 and these are not characteristics of old media and they're barely true of the media of today but they will define the entertainment of the future serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5540.mp4 people talk to me about the important new skill of making eye contact while you're humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5541.mp4 i embody the central paradox serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5546.mp4 i say it to remind you that as dumpy as i am it's coming from me it's like hearing a beautiful song from a busted old radio and it's nice of you to keep the radio around the house humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5547.mp4 anna smith famously said that there's a literature inside of each of us and three generations later i was part of a project called which set out to capture the stories of ordinary americans by setting up a booth in public spaces serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5548.mp4 my mom was freaking out my dad ran around to put out the fire and of course my sister started recording a video humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5550.mp4 but i like to say okay let's look at the modern human condition humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5551.mp4 it looks like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5553.mp4 and ed witten unleashed the second revolution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5555.mp4 today the action is 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easter island comet mcnaught was there also so you get a gratuitous picture of a with a comet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5577.mp4 a is an artificial material which manipulates in this case electromagnetic radiation in a way that you couldn't otherwise serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5578.mp4 but are an incredibly exciting field serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5580.mp4 it turns out a it's useful and for a geek like me it's fun serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5581.mp4 so the jodie foster character here is actually this woman jill tarter and jill has dedicated her life to this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5582.mp4 and so a couple of years back my cofounder and i were teaching university students just like these only the students we were teaching looked a little bit more like this here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5585.mp4 and not only that now they could also understand even on a molecular level inside the machine what is happening to the machines serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5586.mp4 never ever think outside the box humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5587.mp4 so let me quickly try and tell you why i thought that and how i went about it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5588.mp4 i tell people if it's in the news don't worry about it because by definition news is something that almost never happens humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5589.mp4 i could have taken him to new york and he would have died in a day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5590.mp4 it basically never happens humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5593.mp4 you've heard in the past several years the world is safer because saddam hussein is not in power serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5594.mp4 and it'll depend on where we live whether we live alone or have a family how much cool stuff we have how much we're willing to accept the risk of theft serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5595.mp4 we often won't even notice them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5598.mp4 humans and bonobos are the only 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+UR-FUNNY_5615.mp4 now that's something i fall short of on a daily basis humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5617.mp4 we recognize patterns to distinguish noise from signal and especially our name serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5619.mp4 many people take refuge in headphones but they turn big public spaces like this shared into millions of tiny little personal sound bubbles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5620.mp4 the nice thing about australians is that they're habitually used to looking at the world upside down humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5621.mp4 many of you might not know this but we happen to be celebrating the hundredth year of the introduction of antibiotics into the united states serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5623.mp4 chris has asked me to do a short performance and so i'm going to take just this time maybe minutes to do that and hopefully at the end have just a moment to show you a couple of my other projects in video form serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5624.mp4 every time you drink a glass of water he points out the odds are that you will imbibe at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of oliver cromwell humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5626.mp4 i want to give the name middle world to the medium scaled environment in which we've evolved the ability to take act nothing to do with middle earth middle world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5630.mp4 but when we revert to being human we behave more like basil who we remember thrashed his car to teach it a lesson when it wouldn't start on gourmet night humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5631.mp4 personification and the of intentional purpose is such a brilliantly successful way to model humans it's hardly surprising the same modeling software often seizes control when we're trying to think about entities for which it's not appropriate like basil with his car or like millions of deluded people with the universe as a whole humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5632.mp4 this means that quantum theory has got to be in some sense true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5634.mp4 we never evolved to navigate in the world of atoms serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5636.mp4 in the same way our lives are dominated by gravity but are almost oblivious to the force of surface tension serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5637.mp4 but we find real matter comforting only because we've evolved to survive in middle world where matter is a useful fiction serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5638.mp4 steve grand points out that you and i are ourselves more like a wave than a permanent thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5639.mp4 whatever you are therefore you are not the stuff of which you are made serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5640.mp4 i don't want you to see what i'm doing up here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5641.mp4 in fact it appeared in a porno comic book which is the slide on the right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5642.mp4 i couldn't deal with the success of furniture i wasn't secure enough as an architect and so i closed it all up and made furniture that nobody would like humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5643.mp4 and after we failed i just kept failing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5644.mp4 i got into fish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5645.mp4 and after i got i was really drunk i was asked to do some sketches on napkins humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5646.mp4 three weeks later i received a complete set of drawings saying we'd won the competition humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5647.mp4 so humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5648.mp4 and the next night we had fish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5649.mp4 it was a joke humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5652.mp4 the only thing i did was i made it possible for them to turn those blades so you could sail this thing in the canal because i love sailing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5653.mp4 he didn't recommend me by the way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5654.mp4 the health club is fastened to the garage with a c clamp for cleveland humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5655.mp4 and then i do it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5656.mp4 we finally settled on a shape that was the proportion of the with the sloping outside walls which the said were crucial to this and later decided they weren't but now we have them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5657.mp4 and so it will be quite a different shape humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5658.mp4 and i was asked to do a fish and so i did a snake humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5659.mp4 we showed this to the hotel people the other day and they were terrified and said that nobody would come to the ritz carlton anymore because of this fish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5660.mp4 and then i did a law school for loyola in downtown l serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5661.mp4 and so the whole idea here was to create that kind of space in downtown in a neighborhood that was difficult to fit into serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5663.mp4 so i decided to cut off the head and the tail serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5664.mp4 and i'm always drawn to that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5665.mp4 of course the milk can is his serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5666.mp4 and one day i had a oh well the other way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5667.mp4 i use a lot of metal in my work and i have a hard time connecting with the craft serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5668.mp4 i was given an opportunity to design an exhibit for the unions of america and canada in washington and i did it on the condition that they become my partners in the future and help me with all future metal buildings etc serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5669.mp4 and herman miller has this philosophy of having a place a people place serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5670.mp4 and they end up looking like stone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5671.mp4 and so stanley did the little dome thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5672.mp4 and so i decided to put him in a depression serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5673.mp4 in boston we had that old building on the left serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5674.mp4 in barcelona on las for some film festival i did the hollywood sign going and coming made a building out of it and they built it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5675.mp4 i just joined the points serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5676.mp4 and we started with the stream and built the house along the stream dammed it up to make a lake serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5677.mp4 and so we finally ended up making it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5678.mp4 in this case we learned how to detail it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5680.mp4 he's at home having tea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5681.mp4 the second reason is we cannot keep doing animal experimentation forever and we have to embody all our data and all our knowledge into a working model serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5682.mp4 was fatter than a telephone directory busy pumping hot air into the bubble humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5685.mp4 it's the mental equivalent of the full body massage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5686.mp4 you're going to have to fuck up really badly to make it bad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5692.mp4 yes it's a little boring but some people kind of get into the zen of it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5693.mp4 one is what's on the boston public library serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5694.mp4 later when this chapter appeared in our textbooks our biology teacher skipped the subject humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5697.mp4 parents and teachers were comfortable in talking about periods to young girls using the book and sometimes even boys were interested in reading it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5698.mp4 so please be period positive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5700.mp4 and in some parts of this number is as high as nine out of girls being unaware of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5701.mp4 so when i started getting my periods i began with using rags serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5702.mp4 i was not allowed to touch or eat pickles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5703.mp4 and in the absence of any intervention it is the myth and misconception that propagate from generation to generation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5705.mp4 as adam smith said no man ever saw a dog make a fair exchange of a bone with another dog humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5706.mp4 they made his silly outfits like this and they did his silly or whatever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5707.mp4 it's the one thing we insist on doing for ourselves is reproduction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5709.mp4 one is an hand axe from half a million years ago of the kind made by homo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5710.mp4 it just tells you they were both designed to fit the human hand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5711.mp4 and there's another difference too which is the object on the left is made from one substance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5714.mp4 jim was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5716.mp4 i'm sorry to say that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5717.mp4 i suggested we should have occupy death humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5719.mp4 i don't promise anything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5723.mp4 this is john hunter hospital serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5724.mp4 and if that wasn't bad enough of course all of this is rapidly progressing towards the fact that many of you in fact about one in of you at this point will die in intensive care serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5726.mp4 i've never been so nervous and i do this when i'm nervous i just realized humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5727.mp4 all these people that had sort of flexible daily hours and an interest in the english word i hope to have an interest in the english language but i'm not speaking it well right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5728.mp4 and we looked around and somebody else said well you should sell supplies to the working buccaneer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5730.mp4 the only problem especially for the adults working at who hadn't necessarily bought into all of this when they signed up was that there was just the one bathroom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5733.mp4 you can see the time in all five boroughs of new york in the back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5734.mp4 the echo park time travel mart whenever you are we're already then humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5736.mp4 my mom was a teacher my sister became a teacher and after college so many of my friends went into teaching serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5738.mp4 it used to be in my kitchen in brooklyn serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5739.mp4 so we rented this space serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5741.mp4 these are some signs that we have all over the place practical joking with pirates serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5744.mp4 you know it's been proven that to hours a year with one attention a student can get one grade level higher serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5745.mp4 but there was something psychological happening there that was just a little bit different serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5746.mp4 without flowering plants there would be no clever fruit eating primates giving ted talks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5747.mp4 they're a great model for flies humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5748.mp4 i think we have to compare we have to compare the size of the brain with what the brain can do humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5749.mp4 and then something happened when i started to work on flies humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5750.mp4 so at least you'll admit that if fruit flies are not as clever as mice they're at least as clever as pigeons humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5751.mp4 now i have carefully cropped this sequence to be exactly the duration of a human eye blink so in the time that it would take you to blink your eye the 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+UR-FUNNY_5778.mp4 and one of the things that you see is that male line the mortality is going down down down down down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5779.mp4 heart disease kills more women at all ages than breast cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5780.mp4 we seem to be fixated on this romanticized idea that every poor peasant in africa is an entrepreneur humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5781.mp4 but why pan african the scramble for africa during the berlin conference of where quite frankly we africans were not exactly consulted resulted in massive fragmentation and many sovereign states with small populations liberia four million cape verde humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5782.mp4 consider these two alternative scenarios serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5783.mp4 we hope to aid this fight for economic freedom by building world class businesses creating indigenous wealth providing jobs that we so desperately need and hopefully helping achieve this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5787.mp4 we work in groups in big cities and in small villages humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5788.mp4 the one i liked the best is someone could download my sequence go back to the lab synthesize some fake ellen and plant it at a crime scene humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5791.mp4 we make things grow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5793.mp4 now it could happen but i'm not going to plan my life around it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5798.mp4 and this seems like a tall order especially if you want a succulent tomato humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5799.mp4 not moose but water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5804.mp4 if you have a compass on venus and mars congratulations you're lost humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5806.mp4 so venus is too hot mars is too cold and earth is just right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5808.mp4 here's one of my favorite pictures of mars serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5811.mp4 the magnetic field may gather energy from the solar wind that allows even more atmospheric escape to happen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5812.mp4 so i've posed a problem for you here but i don't have a solution yet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5814.mp4 now visualize a pack of overweight on bicycles humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5815.mp4 this was a bunch of guys and a few ladies widely varying in both age and upkeep humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5816.mp4 it will prove to the world that anybody can do this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5817.mp4 we spent an afternoon together in the salt lake city public library memorizing phone books which was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5818.mp4 he used a similar technique to memorize the precise order of random binary digits in half an hour humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5819.mp4 so how does this work let's say that you've been invited to ted center stage to give a speech and you want to do it from memory and you want to do it the way that cicero would have done it if he had 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that cicero had used to memorize his speeches that medieval scholars had used to memorize entire books serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5828.mp4 this is a guy called e serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5829.mp4 these technologies have made our modern world possible but they've also changed us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5832.mp4 it is entirely from all of the other memories floating around in your skull serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5833.mp4 the entire art of what is going on in these memory contests and the entire art of remembering stuff better in everyday life is figuring out ways to transform capital b bakers into lower case b bakers to take information that is lacking in context in significance in meaning and transform it in some way so that it becomes meaningful in the light of all the other things that you have in your mind serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5839.mp4 i said i'd be there in about two years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5840.mp4 all the students sat 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promised myself for a year i would keep quiet because i started learning more and more and i needed to learn more serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5850.mp4 i was fully aware that for someone as secular as i am just asking it could be seen as pure chutzpah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5855.mp4 this is a different kind of boy and a different kind of girl serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5856.mp4 the prison warden looking equally indifferent said any trouble just press the red buzzer and we'll be around as soon as we can humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5857.mp4 i looked up at the red buzzer far behind joe on the opposite wall humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5858.mp4 perhaps detecting my concern he leaned forward and said as reassuringly as he could ah don't worry about the buzzer it doesn't work anyway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5859.mp4 i remember my cousin sasha two years old at the time looking through a picture book and licking one finger and flicking the page with the other hand licking one finger and flicking the page with the other hand humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5860.mp4 it looks and feels like it sounds wormwood serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5862.mp4 it was as though they knew the words but not the music of empathy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5863.mp4 people like joe have a deficit in a brain area called the serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5864.mp4 now i spent a lot of time in my garage over the next weeks and months and also in my kitchen much to the dismay of my wife humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5865.mp4 okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5866.mp4 so i'm just going to put that in there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5870.mp4 okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5872.mp4 so we just switch off us governments and aid agencies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5873.mp4 that really stuck with me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5874.mp4 so that's definitely going to get through those holes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5875.mp4 so someone's done that up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5879.mp4 of course in this day and age the trick is not to let each tree be obscured by that bush in washington that can get can get in the way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5880.mp4 it's this is what i have done because i'm excited by it because it's a wonderful thing and it's done something for me and of course it's accomplished a great deal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5881.mp4 and of course that makes sense because hope is an abstract phenomenon it's an abstract idea it's not a concrete word serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5882.mp4 this is not a plan either this is illegal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5883.mp4 i'm not a geriatrician serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5884.mp4 she hasn't actually achieved anything humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5886.mp4 and in fact i am sitting on this stage looking like i do in this wheelchair and you are probably kind of expecting me to inspire you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5887.mp4 and these images there are lots of them out there they are what we call inspiration porn humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5889.mp4 i wasn't doing anything that was out of the ordinary at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5890.mp4 and in the past few years we've been able to propagate this lie even further via social media serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5891.mp4 they are not things to do with our bodies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5893.mp4 i want to live in a world where we value genuine achievement for disabled people and i want to live in a world where a kid in year in a melbourne high school is not one bit surprised that his new teacher is a wheelchair user serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5910.mp4 and i'd get a terse response oh that's worse humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5912.mp4 he said if the only tool you have is a hammer everything starts to look like a nail humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5913.mp4 this is van quach serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5914.mp4 and this first hotel that i bought motel was a pay hour no tell motel in the inner city of san francisco serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5915.mp4 because vivian knew what it was like to be far away from home serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5930.mp4 from my home in california i shaved charlie in atlanta humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5931.mp4 by the way check out my sweet ride humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5932.mp4 i inspected the solar panels on our roof humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5933.mp4 all work and no fun makes for a dull quadriplegic so we also find time to play friendly games of robot soccer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5935.mp4 my six siblings and i were good kids but caused our fair share of trouble serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5936.mp4 i worked and studied hard to move up the career ladder eventually becoming a chief financial officer in silicon valley a job i really enjoyed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5937.mp4 i can surf the web exchange email with people and destroy my friend steve cousins in online word games serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5938.mp4 and our hope is that by providing these tools that you'll be able to think of better ways to provide movement for the disabled to provide care for our aging population to help better educate our children to think about what the new types of middle class jobs could be for the future to both monitor and protect our environment and to explore the universe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5939.mp4 it is up to us all of us to decide how robotics will be used for good or for evil for simply replacing people or for making people better for allowing us to do and enjoy more serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5954.mp4 and this is the poster humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5956.mp4 but i chose a different story for my life humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5957.mp4 so a single idea from the human mind it could start a groundswell it could be a flash point for a movement and it can actually rewrite our future serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5958.mp4 every time we go to maui we go to the dealer there and he turns these great big posters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5959.mp4 i really think they have the power to change the world when you communicate effectively through them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5960.mp4 although there was a century newspaper editor who defined it rather better when he said a is a fellow who seeks office regardless of party platform or principle and who when he wins gets there by the sheer force of monumental humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5963.mp4 president is there on borrowed time just waiting for the senate to spring into action humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5967.mp4 and you know it could have worked serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5968.mp4 they got their title of respectability serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5969.mp4 politicians try to pick and use words to shape and control reality but in fact reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5970.mp4 i know that i'm incredibly nervous and excited to be up here which is greatly inhibiting my ability to keep it cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5973.mp4 and the poem began anderson cooper is a gorgeous man humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5974.mp4 no anderson you're the god humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5976.mp4 okay there's a few that chocolate can't fix serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5977.mp4 because there's nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline no matter how many times it's sent away serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5978.mp4 baby i'll tell her remember your momma is a worrier and your poppa is a warrior and you are the girl with small hands and big eyes who never stops asking for more serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5981.mp4 and then suing the state of texas and its governor rick perry to prevent them from executing stroman exactly like most people shot in the face do humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5982.mp4 people are looking for scapegoats serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5983.mp4 then on september that tattooed man enters the mart serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5984.mp4 the is frogs at home don't pay attention to that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_5985.mp4 she transformed into a supernova and in the process releasing a tremendous amount of energy the rest of the galaxy and emitting in one second the same amount of energy our sun will release in days serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6000.mp4 i started turning it over in my head and i realized wait a minute my head actually fits inside this thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6005.mp4 all the time they wear it at dinner they wear it to bed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6007.mp4 now that i've oversold it here's a picture of the armor that i made humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6008.mp4 i didn't have an easy time finding friends to play with and i ended up making a lot of my own play serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6010.mp4 and it's so beautiful to watch serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6012.mp4 ah ah ah like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6013.mp4 somebody grabs my hand and they put a coin back into it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6015.mp4 and we're making it our own serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6017.mp4 our backs are arched our knees are bent our toes are curled our elbows are and our fingers are curved backwards serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6018.mp4 and some even accused me of feigning the whole thing to push and i quote my feminist agenda of man hating humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6020.mp4 i got back to my local station and i began the walk home serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6025.mp4 i'm brilliant at this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6028.mp4 he's not laughing yet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6030.mp4 we're not canadian humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6031.mp4 in other words when it comes to laughter you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6032.mp4 so here we've got some laughter for you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6033.mp4 i have no idea serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6035.mp4 that's the same for humans serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6036.mp4 and when we laugh with people we're hardly ever actually laughing at jokes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6037.mp4 so it's still modulated by this social context serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6040.mp4 in contrast posed laughter we might think it sounds a bit fake serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6050.mp4 it's one of those cultural myths like the british are reserved humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6052.mp4 you know so when you leave living rooms in europe people say thankfully nobody was ironic in your presence humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6055.mp4 and it's working beautifully humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6056.mp4 and the rest of you have seen such children humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6060.mp4 they're suffering from childhood humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6061.mp4 an old friend of mine actually very old he's dead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6063.mp4 there are three principles on which human life flourishes and they are contradicted by the culture of education under which most teachers have to labor and most students have to endure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6064.mp4 i'm not here to argue against science and math serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6066.mp4 now the reason i say this is because one of the effects of the current culture here if i can say so has been to de professionalize teachers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6067.mp4 and part of the problem is i think that the dominant culture of education has come to focus on not teaching and learning but testing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6069.mp4 now we only know that's what they do well at because that's all that's being tested serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6071.mp4 they recognize that you can't improve education if you don't pick great people to teach and keep giving them constant support and professional development serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6072.mp4 the trouble is that education doesn't go on in the committee rooms of our legislative buildings serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6073.mp4 it won't and it never did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6074.mp4 they may find that it's at odds with the life they're living outside of school serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6075.mp4 death valley is the hottest driest place in america and nothing grows there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6076.mp4 what it proved is this that death valley isn't dead serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6080.mp4 because interestingly of course cyrus is a good iranian with a totally different set of gods who are not mentioned in any of these texts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6081.mp4 it's about the size of a rugby ball serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6082.mp4 so that's how the device is used humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6084.mp4 and the study states the percentage of rape adultery illegitimate children even drug abuse prostitution in countries where women drive is higher than countries where women don't drive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6089.mp4 i've been always a proud woman of my achievements serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6090.mp4 it's a common reaction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6091.mp4 she has two loving parents one of whom is standing right here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6092.mp4 the problem for us chefs is that it's so delicious humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6094.mp4 and for good reason humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6095.mp4 as he said to me that really pissed the french off humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6096.mp4 he's really just in love with he's at one with he's the goose humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6097.mp4 of the highest quality foie gras yellow i've ever seen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6098.mp4 and i'm just saying no way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6100.mp4 it's brilliant right imagine i don't know imagine a hog farm in like north carolina and a wild pig comes upon a factory farm and decides to stay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6101.mp4 how come you don't give him this how come no one's really heard of you and it may be because of the wine or it may be because of my excitement he answered me directly and he said because chefs don't deserve my foie gras humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6104.mp4 the reasons usually just boil down to the which is the force feeding serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6105.mp4 and the rest of the year they're free to roam around land and eat what they want serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6106.mp4 they accused him of paying off the judges serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6107.mp4 so that died down and very soon afterward new controversy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6108.mp4 that is until i went to farm in miles north of seville right on the portugal border serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6111.mp4 he invented it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6113.mp4 the landscape is incredible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6114.mp4 but they can be opened for ted people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6115.mp4 that's why i said that this is a commercial break humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6116.mp4 the bonus is that you can find wildlife around it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6119.mp4 six centimeter of rainfall and they can telephone you that if you find any water problem in your city delhi bombay bangalore please come to our area of six centimeters we can give you water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6121.mp4 tattoo was at one time a kind of a blacklisted or con thing but now it is in thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6124.mp4 if you are well versed with inches nine inches centimeters centimeters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6125.mp4 but we find different names of clouds in this dialect used here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6127.mp4 the waterproofing is done perfectly better than our city contractors because not a single drop should go waste in this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6131.mp4 or if you want to paint you can paint it blue throughout because every roof which you see in this picture collects rainwater drops and deposit in the rooms serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6132.mp4 whether water level goes up or down the beauty is there throughout serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6133.mp4 another small water body called the unclear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6138.mp4 both oil rich nations it's like they have money spurting out of a hole in the ground humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6139.mp4 we'll do app development radiological medicine yoga instruction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6140.mp4 assembly lines were engineered to replace inconsistent human handiwork with machine perfection serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6141.mp4 i'm going to call the first of these the o ring principle and it determines the type of work that we do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6143.mp4 it increases their economic value serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6145.mp4 as our tools improve technology magnifies our leverage and increases the importance of our expertise and our judgment and our creativity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6147.mp4 and they'll stand before god and family and some guy her dad once did business with and they'll vow that nothing not abject poverty not life threatening illness not complete and utter misery will ever put the tiniest damper on their eternal love and devotion humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6152.mp4 now i have to say i don't get this one at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6153.mp4 and like i said we have those divorced friends who may secretly or subconsciously be trying to break us up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6154.mp4 these are the spikes showing that procrastination is global phenomenon humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6155.mp4 obviously they weren't paying attention humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6156.mp4 which is not a level of service i have ever offered to my stanford students humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6157.mp4 he said that college is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes without passing through the brains of either humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6158.mp4 unfortunately most of the people in the world are not so lucky serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6159.mp4 she was a mother who gave her life trying to get her son a chance at a better life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6160.mp4 this of course is not true for the students who graduate from the top institutions but for many others they do not get the value for their time and their effort serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6161.mp4 andrew teaches one of the bigger stanford classes serious 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something like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6172.mp4 and the guy who is working there with them he's from maharashtra he said i think he's after the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6174.mp4 it's not only because we like to drink lots of it and its marvelous derivatives beer wine etc serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6175.mp4 this crocodile which grows to almost feet long in the northern rivers and this charismatic snake the king cobra serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6176.mp4 a majority of them will die of course serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6177.mp4 i ended up starting this research and education station in which you are all of course invited to visit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6178.mp4 also in the bible one sees that the death penalty was the accepted punishment for crimes such as homosexuality adultery blasphemy idolatry talking back to your parents and picking up sticks on the sabbath humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6179.mp4 president clinton if you're here thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6180.mp4 there are dynamics in the opinion and advocacy markets no one ever attracted observers advocates and donors by saying things just seem to be getting better and better humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6181.mp4 as wright put it among the many reasons that i think that we should not bomb the japanese is that they built my mini van humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6182.mp4 we teach it to our children serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6183.mp4 one sees it all over the world although not serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6184.mp4 the red bars correspond to the likelihood that a man will die at the hands of another man as opposed to passing away of natural causes in a variety of foraging societies in the new guinea highlands and the amazon rainforest serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6185.mp4 the death penalty was a sanction for a long list of non violent crimes criticizing the king stealing a loaf of bread serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6186.mp4 and then he's about to become a victim of a vicious smash humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6187.mp4 so the truth is if you look at the temperature over here dung is cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6188.mp4 and watch you're going to see another south african crime taking place right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6189.mp4 so we know now that this animal uses path integration to find its way around and the callous experimenter leads it top left and leaves it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6190.mp4 they are grown completely in a ball of dung serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6191.mp4 it's the most bizarre way to actually transport your food in any particular direction and at the same time it's got to deal with the heat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6192.mp4 a little dance and then heads off in a particular direction serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6193.mp4 it knows exactly where it wants to go and it heads off in that particular direction serious 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to grow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6210.mp4 but the actual at percent had no crest at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6212.mp4 but no one ever considered that they might be more closely related serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6213.mp4 it's got a little tiny dome and it's got a bunch of gnarly stuff on its nose serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6216.mp4 and so that's a masterpiece which is a fake of a masterpiece and bonded into the canvas is a chip which identifies that as a real fake if you see what i mean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6218.mp4 and whenever i go to america and i have to pay with a mag stripe on the back of the card i always sign it carlos tethers anyway just as a security mechanism because if a transaction ever gets disputed and it comes back and it says dave birch i know it must have been a criminal because i would never sign it dave birch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6221.mp4 i look pretty good in a suit frankly so you can see why it would drive them into an anti capitalist frenzy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6224.mp4 i know that things are actually worse than these guys think humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6225.mp4 so i should say for some of our foreign visitors doctor who is the greatest living scientist in england and a beacon of truth and enlightenment to all of us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6226.mp4 that means something i don't know what humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6229.mp4 they were at the bottom of the menu they were like fifth i thought they had no chance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6231.mp4 and i read this story about cheerleaders and it's a fascinating story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6234.mp4 and you can have an identity you don't like it because it's subverted in some way or it's insecure or it's inappropriate you just delete it and get another one serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6239.mp4 so the senior citizens realized that they needed to have an emergency meeting humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_6257.mp4 it's going to be people in their and and who find they prefer a little marijuana to that drink in the evening or the sleeping pill or that it helps with their arthritis or diabetes or maybe helps spice up a long term marriage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6259.mp4 so think about our global drug war not as any sort of rational policy but as the international projection of a domestic psychosis serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6260.mp4 apparently i was in charge of making sure that no one stole the computers from the university humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6261.mp4 the most ridiculous thing i ever heard is i was at a dinner party and a woman heard that i work in computer security and she asked me if she said her computer had been infected by a virus and she was very concerned that she might get sick from it that she could get this virus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6262.mp4 so one question the researchers asked themselves is could you block this thing right could you run a denial because these are first responders so would a terrorist organization want to black out the ability of police and fire to communicate at an emergency they found that there's this device used for that happens to operate at the same exact frequency as the and they built what they called my first jammer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6263.mp4 now medical devices have come a long way technologically serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6264.mp4 now what a research team did was they got their hands on what's called an serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6265.mp4 and they were able to change therapies including disabling the device and this is with a real commercial off device simply by performing reverse engineering and sending wireless signals to it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6267.mp4 she's a year older than me and that's something that if she's still playing i know i can play humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6271.mp4 but they say when it comes to losing you are very very very bad at it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6276.mp4 i wasn't quite sure what to think but i just knew that at that moment it was really important for me to just focus right there at the australian open and i was definitely not sure what to do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6277.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6278.mp4 you hear all these stories about people when they're pregnant they get sick and they get tired serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6281.mp4 so not only not only did he have rude things to say about me and my peers i felt it was important for us to stand up for each other and to stand up for myself serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6282.mp4 here's the current training model humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6283.mp4 and what surgeons do is they stick a scope into the pepper and they do what is called a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6286.mp4 as you look on the top side of this that's where the heart and lungs are supposed to be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6287.mp4 i work with surgical teams serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6288.mp4 in case you're finished with toilet paper you can tear off the inside of the wall humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6290.mp4 and also i still remember we were expecting to have a beer inside the plastic beer crate but it came empty humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6292.mp4 it's a very popular museum now and i created a big monument for the government serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6293.mp4 but i must say they are no longer natural disasters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6296.mp4 there's no such thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6297.mp4 and i'm more of the life's messy clean it up organize it and put it into a bento box humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6299.mp4 as you know it's not going to turn out well humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6302.mp4 i call it a breakdown my therapist calls it a spiritual awakening humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6304.mp4 don't bring your measuring stick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6305.mp4 meters are good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6306.mp4 and i said but here's the thing no family stuff no childhood shit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6309.mp4 but i want to be able to make them not messy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6311.mp4 i'm not thin enough rich enough beautiful enough smart enough promoted enough serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6312.mp4 and i kind of got a handle on it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6314.mp4 so i wrote at the top of the manila folder and i started looking at the data serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6315.mp4 and i want to separate courage and bravery for you for a minute serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6316.mp4 they didn't talk about vulnerability being comfortable nor did they really talk about it being excruciating as i had heard it earlier in the shame interviewing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6319.mp4 one of the things that i think we need to think about is why and how we numb serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6320.mp4 just certain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6321.mp4 that's not our job serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6322.mp4 we do that corporate whether it's a bailout an oil spill serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6324.mp4 that's what wired magazine spent on this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6325.mp4 you're looking at things where people are actually given information and they're not following through with it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6326.mp4 it's years of it that's created what i call the baba factor humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6327.mp4 there won't be a single moment in the schedule humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6328.mp4 you're obviously a criminal so i'm going to install cameras humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6330.mp4 and that makes me really sad because i'm sick and tired of things not working serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6332.mp4 last serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6334.mp4 so i call them gandhi neurons or empathy neurons humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6335.mp4 and this is truly the most amazing thing in the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6336.mp4 what we found was that password meters do work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6337.mp4 it's called security blanket humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6338.mp4 at carnegie mellon they used to make it actually pretty easy for us to remember our passwords serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6344.mp4 and as a result she wore an i heart my vagina button to her high school in minnesota humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6345.mp4 so what she did is she got all her friends together i believe it was students all wore i love my vagina t shirts and the boys wore i love her vagina t shirts to school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6347.mp4 we all get sick serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6348.mp4 so when i ask you a question since i'm blind only raise your hand if you want to burn off some calories humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6349.mp4 is that all all right let me show you some more about this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6351.mp4 the one on the left is jazz and the one on the right is swing but you know what this is a highly useless categorization scheme humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6352.mp4 and they found that the average engaged in about tasks in a week serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6353.mp4 they had different kinds of mustards and vinegars and over different kinds of fruits and vegetables and more than two dozen different kinds of bottled water and this was during a time when we actually used to drink tap water serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6354.mp4 here's their jam aisle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6355.mp4 of the people who stopped when there were only three percent of them actually bought a jar of jam serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6356.mp4 here's an example of a project they made a motion activated confetti canon ball humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6358.mp4 almost a hundred years later in lego came up with this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6359.mp4 meanwhile the exact same year at bell labs the next revolution was about to be announced the next building block serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6374.mp4 not you but i feel this way often humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6387.mp4 and so we're on one planet and we have to be able to get to the root of these problems serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6400.mp4 and he turned to me and he said carne you have to be very clever to be a diplomat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6401.mp4 i was a single british diplomat in new york city you can imagine what that might have meant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6402.mp4 i don't believe in straightforward narratives serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6403.mp4 i loved watching planes barrel over our holiday home in the countryside serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6413.mp4 so that is how in case there are people here in the audience who would like to try this is how not to learn wire walking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6414.mp4 but the bird instead of flying away goes flop flop flop and lands on my head humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6415.mp4 but the dove who obviously didn't go to flying school goes flop flop flop and ends up at the end of my balancing pole humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6416.mp4 what a genius what a professional humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6417.mp4 okay i cheated it was a mere seconds serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6418.mp4 now that manipulation was broken down into seven moves described over seven pages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6419.mp4 the magician looked at me and said this is a disaster serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6420.mp4 passion is the motto of all my actions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6422.mp4 i should tell you some stories about remarkable people so i thought i'd start with my mother humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6428.mp4 and so this woman emptied out her suitcase and gave all of her clothes to my mother and to us and the toys of her kids who didn't like that very much but that was the only time she cried humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6429.mp4 of course talking about goats makes me think of sheep and not in good ways humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6430.mp4 i'm sure he thought i'd take a book or a shirt but i found an inflatable sheep humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6436.mp4 anyway a goat's eyes are like a child's eyes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6439.mp4 and their wish would then be brought to a priest who would find a ritual object and the appropriate sacrifices would be made and the shrine would be built for the god serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6440.mp4 there are some of you in this room amazing people who offer all of us the mirror to our own humanity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6442.mp4 is the most common term humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6443.mp4 carlos had post traumatic stress disorder serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6444.mp4 meet your cousin thalia democratica humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6445.mp4 but this is not a self aggrandizing enterprise because in this type of discovery research if you don't feel like a complete idiot most of the time you're just not hard enough humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6446.mp4 in this of life and biodiversity we occupy a rather unremarkable position humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6447.mp4 but like all good magicians they're not really releasing their secrets readily to me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6449.mp4 here barely two miles away from what is arguably the greatest marine biology lab in the world we lower a simple plankton net into the water and bring up to the surface things that humanity rarely pays any attention to and oftentimes has never seen before serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6450.mp4 but this emphasis today on forcing biological research to specialize and to produce practical outcomes is actually restricting our ability to interrogate life to unacceptably narrow confines and unsatisfying depths serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6451.mp4 i think it's very safe to say that we don't even know how much about life we do not know serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6452.mp4 this little guy right here three nobel prizes in years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6458.mp4 who knows maybe she was volunteering for service humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6459.mp4 i was waiting for an audible pedestrian signal and as it went off i was just about to step out into the street when all of a sudden my right hand was just gripped by this guy and he yanked my arm and pulled me out into the crosswalk and was dragging me out across the street speaking to me in mandarin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6460.mp4 i didn't get that sighted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6461.mp4 in fact cars who needs them if you're blind you don't drive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6462.mp4 stepping onto the sidewalk i then heard the sound of a steel chair slide across the concrete sidewalk in front of me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6463.mp4 on the third day it was gone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6464.mp4 my son still had his dad serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6465.mp4 it was a lot of hard work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6467.mp4 after there is the narcissistic design it's a fantastic designer who designs only for other fantastic designers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6469.mp4 fin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6470.mp4 i am not sure of that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6473.mp4 the big challenge in front of us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6474.mp4 the most stupid bacteria serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6475.mp4 ok that means we are at half of the story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6477.mp4 and that's the reason i beat him actually because i respected him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6481.mp4 i want to stay in the now with the young people i don't want to get behind humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6484.mp4 and they go oh billie they cannot focus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6486.mp4 she gets a text from one of the workers like an intern she's just starting she goes oh by the way i'm going to be late because i'm at the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6487.mp4 she goes ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6489.mp4 my poor parents did not care if we were any good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6491.mp4 so we really wanted to break away from that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6492.mp4 and that changed everything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6493.mp4 and now i have two daughters and it has made a difference in how i raise them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6494.mp4 and that tennis if i was fortunate enough to become number one and i knew being a girl it would be harder to have influence already at that age that i had this platform serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6497.mp4 but what you're talking about is even bigger than that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6500.mp4 so i think you have to ask yourself i want people to be themselves whatever that is just let it be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6501.mp4 and that was in the old days with philip morris with virginia slims and this is the second time in my entire life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6505.mp4 my lower half is appearing at a different conference in a different country humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6506.mp4 they called me the girl with the beard humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6508.mp4 i'm sorry to laugh here but you do look so different than you did in haight ashbury in the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6509.mp4 so this is what i hope that you will do if i could be so bold and not have it deducted from my number of wishes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6510.mp4 you see if this is true and i believe it is that the digital world you all created has the creative imagination from the physical constraints of matter this should be a piece of piss humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_6544.mp4 and he told me after a long silence i wonder mathieu if people won't be more fascinated by your benches than by my videos humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6545.mp4 sorry for that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6546.mp4 he would be so afraid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6547.mp4 it's you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6548.mp4 and it really helps me to understand how we see how we hear how we breathe how our brain can inform or mislead us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6549.mp4 what could be our real needs maybe the silence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6550.mp4 i just wanted to using the complexity and the technology of the brain of the human brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6552.mp4 i don't want to create a perfect object like a perfect robot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6553.mp4 and they react serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6584.mp4 when applying makeup i borrow a sniper's method to better protect myself and to detect the enemy as he did humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6586.mp4 interpreter this one is called instant noodles humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6588.mp4 this piece is called the studio serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6589.mp4 so i tried to make my eyes bigger with my fingers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6590.mp4 when i was my parents bought me a chemistry set and i decided to make water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6592.mp4 the gentleman to my left is the very famous perhaps overly famous frank gehry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6595.mp4 it was intuitive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6597.mp4 liquid architecture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6598.mp4 it's not his money of course humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6599.mp4 i was so proud humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6600.mp4 but you've got to yeah well up until then every building leaked so this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6602.mp4 but that's an interesting thing for a creative person serious speaking_style 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this map the colored areas represent water conflicts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6621.mp4 but as more people showed up wanting water the folks who were there first got a little concerned and in montana passed its first water law serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6623.mp4 you're going to fail too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6626.mp4 when i was five i thought i was a genius but my professors have beaten that idea out of my head long since humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6629.mp4 won't happen and you will die alone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6630.mp4 let us merge our interests humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6631.mp4 although he did make a note to himself that the next time he proposed it was perhaps not necessary to enumerate all of the women he had auditioned for the part humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6632.mp4 but what that tombstone should have said in an alternative lifetime what it should have said if it was your highest expression of talent was here lies the 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can go to any emergency room at any hospital and you would see lying on young black and latino men shot and dying serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6688.mp4 at first the results were predictable serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6690.mp4 it's really good for hangovers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6691.mp4 it changes the sound of your voice quite dramatically humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6693.mp4 but it's always there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6694.mp4 and even though i'm a visual artist i'm interested in the invisibility of the air serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6699.mp4 now when i say that what most people hear me say is that we're working on curing cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6700.mp4 i wondered what that meant about much of the rest of new haven humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6703.mp4 i walked as though my legs were wooden serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6714.mp4 com which is barbie klaus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6715.mp4 and if dinner isn't 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+UR-FUNNY_6730.mp4 he is down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6731.mp4 there is no turning back now serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6732.mp4 and now he's in edinburgh serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6735.mp4 and it's really like the kid playing the airplane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6736.mp4 i don't do special physical training serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6738.mp4 he had a good laugh at the other teachers and put it up on the notice board humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6740.mp4 say my bad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6741.mp4 i'm joking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6742.mp4 something happened along the line humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6743.mp4 i remember the time when my mother used to dress me up as a little girl that's me there because she wanted a girl and she has only boys humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6744.mp4 but i'm very civil in my action i assure you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6745.mp4 i don't play sports serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6746.mp4 i love her to bits serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6748.mp4 i must have done about caricatures serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6749.mp4 so i was flipping through the pages of the times of india when i saw that the prime minister of india was visiting my home town bangalore serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6750.mp4 and what happened was to my luck i saw a nuclear scientist at whose party i had done cartoons serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6751.mp4 that's when i realized you know cartoons are really powerful art comes with responsibility serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6752.mp4 she's trying to get that done humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6753.mp4 and he again had to travel to the school to get the information from the teacher stored it in the only portable memory he has which is inside his own head and take it with him because that is how information was being transported from teacher to student and then used in the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6754.mp4 and i'm very glad to say i don't think i have many friends who are competent and reliable but extremely dishonest humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6755.mp4 and the third is a task we should rebuild trust serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6756.mp4 well so we did this huge interview survey with lots of travel services and tried to figure out who changed and where did they go and it turned out that they don't know themselves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6757.mp4 i mean you have the typical european cities with a dense urban core good public transportation mostly not a lot of road capacity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6759.mp4 and when i would feel sorry for myself as nine or year old girls do she would say to me my dear on a scale of major world tragedies yours is not a three humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6760.mp4 first of all no one turns down a fulbright and secondly mcdonald's is always hiring humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6761.mp4 six years ago i 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awesome again that's extremely extremely impractical humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6789.mp4 so the entire data set is a billion times more awesome than this slide humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6790.mp4 you might also want to have a look at this particular n gram and that's to tell nietzsche that god is not dead although you might agree that he might need a better publicist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6791.mp4 people realized that was going to happen and it could be big humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6792.mp4 finally in someone woke up and realized that had gotten somewhat pass humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6793.mp4 one mistake you should not do is become a mathematician humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6794.mp4 but guess what nobody will really care humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6795.mp4 people have been using this for all kinds of fun purposes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6797.mp4 so what that means is one could use computational methods to read all of 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+UR-FUNNY_6826.mp4 i've got two questions for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6828.mp4 that's extremely unlikely humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6829.mp4 there you go it's tails humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6831.mp4 i'm pretty sure there are at least seven companies you've interacted with today serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6833.mp4 these whistle blowers risk their careers their friendships to bring out the truth about their companies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6837.mp4 meet immanuel kant century german philosopher superstar serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6839.mp4 it's interesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6840.mp4 so before any one goes out of sync i'll just put those right there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6842.mp4 in fact i'll try to explain today that sync is maybe one of if not one of the most perhaps the most pervasive drive in all of nature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6843.mp4 so these are not particularly intelligent creatures and yet as we'll see they exhibit beautiful ballets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6852.mp4 i don't know if y'all noticed that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6854.mp4 and testing to simulate a person in a wetsuit in the water with a predatory shark in a natural environment is actually a lot harder than you might think humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6856.mp4 the incident of shark engagements on humans is escalating worldwide serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6858.mp4 let's start with theater humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6859.mp4 theater awakens our senses and opens the door to our imagination serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6860.mp4 so not only has the fly not got the nectar from the mimic plant it's also if you look very closely just at the head end you can see that it's got a bit of pollen that it would be transmitting to another plant if only some botanist hadn't come along and stuck it to a blue piece of card humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6861.mp4 this flower with its black dots they might look like black dots to us but if i tell you to a male insect of the right species that looks like two females who are really really hot to trot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6862.mp4 so it's deceiving on two levels fabulous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6863.mp4 and they get inside and they get it all on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6865.mp4 now the way that plants transmit that information is through pollen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6866.mp4 so all the grasses which means all of the cereal crops and most of the trees have wind borne pollen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6867.mp4 plants have evolved to create little landing strips here and there for bees that might have lost their way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6870.mp4 what it showed me is that there's a grassroots movement going on of socially responsible designers who really believe that this world has got a lot smaller and that we have the opportunity not the responsibility but the opportunity to really get involved in making change humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6872.mp4 i'm not sure what they're smoking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6873.mp4 if you're ever ever in india go use this toilet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6874.mp4 and what we need is something that replicates me globally because i haven't slept in seven years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6875.mp4 my mom once said there's nothing worse than being all mouth and no trousers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6876.mp4 but when i went to architecture school it seemed that i was a black sheep in the family serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6878.mp4 but i live in bozeman montana go up to the north plains on the reservations or go down to alabama or mississippi pre katrina and i could have shown you places that have far worse conditions than many developing countries that i've been to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6879.mp4 so we began to get involved in projects there and i'll talk about some others serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6880.mp4 all problems are local serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6881.mp4 we can talk about but that's another talk serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6882.mp4 there are no slides so you'll just have to be content with me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6883.mp4 i want to tell you that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6886.mp4 and nobody knows except a few smart people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6888.mp4 this is the africa of opportunity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6889.mp4 this arrest occurred because there was cooperation between the london metropolitan police and the economic and financial crimes commission of nigeria led by one of our most able and courageous people mr serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6890.mp4 and therefore when you hear about the corrupt africa corruption all the time i want you to know that the people and the governments are trying hard to fight this in some of the countries and that some successes are emerging serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6892.mp4 all the time when they talk about it you immediately think about africa serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6893.mp4 because if we can get the billion dollars sitting out there back it may be far more for some of these countries than all the aid that is being put together serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6895.mp4 which is ironic because i'm a capitalist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6896.mp4 i would like for them to fire the boss that's me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6898.mp4 however if you are a celebrity or an athlete and you're listening to this please feel free to bring your money humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6899.mp4 my white grandmother was born on her family's plantation in arkansas in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6901.mp4 you may not have heard of worker ownership but it's been an incredible tool for black economic liberation for a century and it's also working all over the world right now serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6903.mp4 stands for the los angeles union cooperative initiative and our objective is to create more worker owned businesses here in los angeles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6904.mp4 he figured out the system humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6905.mp4 and about three years ago i started an exercise in openness and inclusiveness by reaching out into the open source software community to create new digital tools for magic tools that could eventually be shared with other artists to start them off further on in the process and to get them to the poetry faster serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6906.mp4 it's very ingenious as all freudian arguments are but didn't make much sense because i have seen the same delusion a patient having the same delusion about his pet poodle humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6907.mp4 right now you try using the freudian explanation there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6909.mp4 you don't even have to be jewish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6911.mp4 so i hit on a way of doing this for three dollars but don't tell my funding agencies humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6912.mp4 so i said ok this proves my theory about learned paralysis and the critical role of visual input but i'm not going to get a nobel prize for getting somebody to move his phantom limb humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6913.mp4 i said what's gone i thought maybe the mirror box was gone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6915.mp4 ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6916.mp4 well it's one or two mutants humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6917.mp4 sorry about that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6919.mp4 so you can then map function onto structure and then find out what the doing to generate that particular function serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6920.mp4 and that's been called the face area in the brain because when it's damaged you can no longer recognize people's faces serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6921.mp4 she's some other woman pretending to be my mother serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6922.mp4 and then as you grow up the cortex develops and inhibits these latent sexual urges towards your mother serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6926.mp4 it's a lovely example of the sort of thing we do take a bizarre seemingly incomprehensible neural psychiatric syndrome and say that the standard freudian view is wrong that in fact you can come up with a precise explanation in terms of the known neural anatomy of the brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6927.mp4 ok the reason is there's a separate pathway going from the hearing centers in the brain to the emotional centers and that's not been cut by the accident serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6928.mp4 he knows that the arm is not there but nevertheless it's a compelling sensory experience for the patient serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6929.mp4 but when we were looking at the case sheets what we found was these people with the paralyzed phantom limbs the original arm was paralyzed because of the peripheral nerve injury serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6938.mp4 in the words of samuel johnson remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6939.mp4 and i just want to make it absolutely clear that he's a really bad example of the optimism bias because he is in fact uniquely talented humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6940.mp4 we can't all be better than everyone else humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6941.mp4 still think it's about percent humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6942.mp4 after that everything goes back to normal i assure you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6946.mp4 some people say the secret to happiness is low expectations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6947.mp4 and they found that when people with high expectations succeed they attribute that success to their own traits serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6949.mp4 mental note on that one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6953.mp4 what we do as street skaters is you have these tricks say i'm working on or a primo that you guys know this stuff now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6957.mp4 and another example of how the context changed and the creative process for me and for most skaters is you go you get out of the car you check for security you check for stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6959.mp4 so next oh mind you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6960.mp4 next these guys very similar community that's extremely conducive to innovation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6961.mp4 freestyle itself we developed all these flat ground tricks as you saw but there was evolving a new kind of skateboarding where guys were taking it to the streets and they were using that ollie like i showed you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6965.mp4 there's something called a primo slide serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6966.mp4 it's so much fun to do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6968.mp4 what makes them great is the degree to which they use their skateboarding to themselves serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6971.mp4 in fact winning isn't the word i won it once serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6972.mp4 what it is is that there's an intrinsic value in creating something for the sake of creating it and better than that because i'm years old or i'll be and how pathetic is that i'm still skateboarding but there is there is this beauty in dropping it into a community of your own making and seeing it dispersed and seeing younger more talented just different talent take it to levels you can never imagine because that lives on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6975.mp4 i feel like every time someone sneezes new orleans has a parade humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6976.mp4 before i die i want to be tried for piracy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6977.mp4 and i thought about death a lot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6978.mp4 before i die i want to be someone's cavalry serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_6992.mp4 you don't want to 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+UR-FUNNY_7006.mp4 they had been duped hoodwinked and i had gone right along with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7008.mp4 i realized that my story stood in for all those who were expected to pick themselves up by their bootstraps even if they didn't have any boots that my organization stood in for all the structural systemic help that never went to harlem or appalachia or the lower ward that my voice stood in for all those voices that seemed too too unwashed too serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7009.mp4 some of us may believe in the prophecy of bren brown or tony robbins serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7010.mp4 so i have not a gospel of disruption or innovation or a triple bottom line serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7014.mp4 you can watch me for one minute now and you'll see the whole thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7016.mp4 at this point i decided to make a pause humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7017.mp4 and that doesn't come easy from the mouth of a swedish public health professor humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7020.mp4 whether the man and woman decide to have small family and take care of their kids and how long they will live serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7023.mp4 and we will then see a completely different picture serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7030.mp4 they don't sit in seminars on saturday morning humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7031.mp4 and the reason he was was that len is a cold fish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7032.mp4 that's what i'm going to be talking about serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7034.mp4 and then we were able to test them rigorously in random assignment placebo controlled designs throw out the things that didn't work keep the things that actively did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7035.mp4 we forgot responsibility serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7037.mp4 so in the last years and the hope for the future we've seen the beginnings of a science of positive psychology a science of what makes life worth living serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7056.mp4 don't get me wrong i like fish and tomatoes but this is just creepy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7057.mp4 and don't even get me started on the confined animal feeding operations called humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7058.mp4 little kids especially are attracted by colorful packaging and plastic toys serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7060.mp4 but the thing about self expression is that there's traditionally been this imbalance between the desire that we have to express ourselves and the number of sympathetic friends who are willing to stand around and listen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7061.mp4 i feel a bit better now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7062.mp4 we see i feel like i have been at a computer all day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7064.mp4 for instance you could find women who feel addicted in their when it was cloudy in bangladesh humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7065.mp4 i feel these are actually an asset to 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+UR-FUNNY_7078.mp4 but he stopped next to my desk and he tapped on my desk and he said nice cat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7079.mp4 when i was in the third grade i wrote a book for the first time the owl who thought he was the best flyer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7081.mp4 i was clearly worried about my intellectual property when i was eight humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7083.mp4 there was an egg a tomato a head of lettuce and a pumpkin and they all lived in this refrigerator city and in one of their adventures they went to a haunted house that was filled with so many dangers like an evil blender who tried to chop them up an evil toaster who tried to kidnap the bread couple and an evil microwave who tried to melt their friend who was a stick of butter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7084.mp4 now my publishing career began when i designed the cover for my eighth grade yearbook and if you're wondering about the style of dress i put our mascot in i was really into bell devoe and mc hammer and vanilla ice at the time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7087.mp4 and we sat in silence for that brief moment and he said to me you're really talented humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7088.mp4 well two things rusty who was a great hamster and lived a great long life when i was in fourth grade humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7089.mp4 i convinced my grade english teacher to allow me to do my book report on stephen king's misery as an animated short humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7090.mp4 and when your parent is a drug addict it's kind of like charlie brown trying to kick the football because as much as you want to love on that person as much as you want to receive love from that person every time you open your heart you end up on your back serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7091.mp4 but they loved the hell out of me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7092.mp4 i went to gates lane elementary school in worcester massachusetts and i had wonderful teachers there most notably in first grade mrs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7093.mp4 i can't believe how much it costs to go to the prom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7094.mp4 and i didn't understand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7095.mp4 and on the day i met my father for the first time i was rejected from the rhode island school of design my one and only choice for college serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7098.mp4 but i know it's going to happen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7099.mp4 my grandparents they were in the middle of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7100.mp4 i have picture books out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7101.mp4 and i got to see my name in lights because kids put my name in lights serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7102.mp4 it's like this very fast very efficient way to get people off the street humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7106.mp4 put a mouth on the top of the tree that's idiot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7107.mp4 two women together they have an argument humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7108.mp4 since the age of five i started to learn how to draw every single stroke for each character in the correct sequence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7116.mp4 they know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7117.mp4 school can be a problem in general but having also to explain to a teacher on a daily basis that their lesson is inexplicably dull and you are secretly taking refuge in a world inside your head in which you are not in that lesson that adds to your list of problems humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7118.mp4 wow you are really normal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7119.mp4 he can't talk at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7120.mp4 that's one of the best things about being autistic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7121.mp4 it can be that people don't want to be friends with the girl that starts screaming in an algebra lesson serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7122.mp4 imagine your last hamburger humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7123.mp4 environmentally meat amazingly causes more emissions than all of transportation combined cars trains planes buses boats all of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7130.mp4 excuses serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7132.mp4 the word is hail and it has a great definition as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7148.mp4 i could have told them that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7150.mp4 and i can't believe a policeman is going to give themselves a ticket humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7151.mp4 i'm thinking wow that was great please lady don't say another word humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7152.mp4 it really was a big idea in technology when we started applying it in the for the disabled community serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7153.mp4 so the car the carriage that replaced the horse and carriage was a big deal it went twice as fast as a horse and carriage serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7154.mp4 and it is certainly a wonder serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7155.mp4 years ago locomotives got efficient enough steam power that we turned the continent into a country serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7157.mp4 i think they're interesting and beautiful and sometimes even cute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7159.mp4 i think sex in insects is more interesting than sex in people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7160.mp4 on your rose bushes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7161.mp4 and have penises that look kind of like swiss army knives with all of the attachments pulled out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7162.mp4 insects seem like they do everything that people do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7163.mp4 but what i think insects do is break a lot of the rules that we humans have about the sex roles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7164.mp4 so it's not exactly a stereotypical set of rules serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7166.mp4 the way things are supposed to be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7167.mp4 and i think that's why 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he said what scientists do when a paradigm fails is guess what they carry on as if nothing had happened humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7181.mp4 and if you've got a scientific problem like that you can't solve it by holding a head count and saying more of us say yes than say no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7182.mp4 it would be very nice for me if it happened soon humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7183.mp4 but you know that makes me feel good because richard dawkins has told us how to treat a priesthood humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7184.mp4 and they seem anxious to skirt around it and step over it and to talk about something else serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7185.mp4 the ancestor of the apes stayed in the trees our ancestors went out onto the plain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7186.mp4 and they weren't savanna species serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7187.mp4 so we're left with a situation where we know that our earliest ancestors were moving around on four legs in 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+UR-FUNNY_7201.mp4 even if you get your values from religion even if you think that good and evil ultimately relate to conditions after death either to an eternity of happiness with god or an eternity of suffering in hell you are still concerned about consciousness and its changes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7203.mp4 but if we're going to talk about human well being we are of necessity talking about the human brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7204.mp4 and we can therefore visualize a space of possible changes in the experience of these beings serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7205.mp4 there is clearly a range of materials that constitute healthy food serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7207.mp4 now this brings us to the sorts of moves that people are apt to make in the moral sphere serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7208.mp4 but now let's look at the case for optimism humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7209.mp4 this disease is called sudden wealth syndrome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7210.mp4 al gore made presentations in the house and the senate as an expert witness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7212.mp4 tourists in glass bottomed boats would be viewing the drowned towers of miami through feet of tropical water serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7213.mp4 and if it will be it's the right thing to do and if not rethink it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7222.mp4 they came to me and said well what can we do to freshen this thing up and do you think kids you know surfers rock climbers would use these things and i said well not in that interior humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7223.mp4 what i discovered in these interiors is that there was a disconnect between the exterior shell and the interior architecture of the pieces serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7224.mp4 no dad you've only told me times and twice it wasn't my fault humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7225.mp4 statisticians we call that being within the percent confidence interval humorous 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somehow lost this baby serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7241.mp4 or if it gets too hot your thermostat registers turn the a serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7245.mp4 and so had we had some information about our heart health to share with him maybe we would have gotten a better diagnosis the first time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7246.mp4 so over the course of that year and a half donald's eating changed and our exercise regimen changed and his heart rate responded his blood pressure responded to that change that he made in his body serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7249.mp4 but like with humans sometimes it's six months in before you realize that the person that you love has some issues humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7250.mp4 in other animals we have humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7251.mp4 so after they were taken away the sanctuary staff worried that he would fall into a depression and so to avoid that they gave him another rabbit friend humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7252.mp4 so then the choice becomes how do you well or do you poorly and poorly is all too common humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7254.mp4 and i spent the last seven years actually looking into this topic of mental illness in other animals serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7255.mp4 before the early century physicians often diagnosed emotional distress in their patients just by observation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7256.mp4 so they won't go for a walk they won't hang out with their friends they won't eat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7257.mp4 and if you just sort of happened upon this scene you might think that ting ting is just playing with a stick but ting ting does this all day and if you pay close attention and if i showed you guys the full half hour of this clip you'd see that he does the exact same thing in the exact same order and he spins the stick in the exact same way every time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7259.mp4 canine veterans of conflicts of iraq and afghanistan are coming back with what's considered canine and they're having a hard time reentering civilian life when they come back from deployments serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7272.mp4 you could dowse for all sorts of things but this particular one was built to dowse for marijuana in students' lockers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7273.mp4 i'll show you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7274.mp4 it'll go this way for sure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7281.mp4 for intelligent design it's the end of the chain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7282.mp4 so he wrote that he had seen i have observed that the furthest planet has three bodies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7284.mp4 we went down and investigated serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7285.mp4 it's just a spring clean for the may queen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7289.mp4 it's grown ups that get really upset humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7291.mp4 that was not a controlled descent humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7292.mp4 rb oh humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7293.mp4 yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7294.mp4 now see if you can put it back together humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7295.mp4 and it's got a little bit of an emotional response here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7296.mp4 you're such a cute little robot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7298.mp4 no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7299.mp4 no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7301.mp4 i almost lost it this week humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7303.mp4 they are pretty common serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7304.mp4 but nevertheless those sorts of things are out there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7305.mp4 at the bottom right is one that i built in my lab about years ago and we finally turned that into a product serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7306.mp4 battlefield companions are helping to reduce the combat risks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7307.mp4 the worst thing that's happened in the cave so far was one of the robots fell down ten meters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7309.mp4 and we've been trying to put that into our lab robots because we think this is how you're going to want to interact with robots in the future serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7310.mp4 and it weights those together into an attention window and it looks for the highest scoring place the stuff where the most interesting stuff is happening and that is what its eyes then segue to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7313.mp4 here we asked them to get the robot's attention and indicate when they have the robot's attention serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7314.mp4 you don't see a description of how you know molecule a you know comes up and docks with this other molecule serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7315.mp4 years ago we had to give up the idea that we are the center of the universe when the earth started to go around the sun years ago with darwin we had to give up the idea we were different from animals serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7324.mp4 no they're not the same humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7328.mp4 what actually happens is if i compare this to the average real project average real successful project the family actually end up in south sulawesi at a cost of pounds whilst leaving two of the children behind humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7329.mp4 this was a group of eminent economists apologizing to the queen of england when she asked the question why did no one tell us that the crisis was coming i'll never get my knighthood humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7332.mp4 so if this is now and that's the past and we start thinking about change you know all governments are seeking change you're here seeking change everybody's after change it's really cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7333.mp4 is that okay it's a tap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7335.mp4 so that's what i spend my time doing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7338.mp4 we have the vision serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7340.mp4 there are charts which show all these movements of information serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7341.mp4 and then add to that every time you tweet over a third of your followers follow from a country which is not your own serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7345.mp4 and then something weird happens serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7346.mp4 christopher isherwood used the phrase the yellow leaf to describe a man at only one century after lord byron used it to describe himself at humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7347.mp4 there are patterns to life and they are shared serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7350.mp4 yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7351.mp4 and the first rule of the game is pretty simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7352.mp4 we create them and then we send them either north or south humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7353.mp4 i had to become more reasonable because i thought people would listen to somebody who was rational but i remain radically rational whatever that is humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7354.mp4 i think i have my wife knows humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7355.mp4 well let me first begin by saying how deeply grateful i am for this opportunity to share my story with people who do care serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7356.mp4 and so on many occasions i've been asked by people you know you're suffering why don't you move back they don't understand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7357.mp4 ok but these are the kinds of issues that people don't understand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7358.mp4 now the american population can be broken up into three main categories there's mostly wonderful people haters and florida humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7359.mp4 i basically took all of the haters i put them in a petri dish like a scientist and this is what i found humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7360.mp4 it's a website that denounces terrorism every day of the week while taking the weekends off serious 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7391.mp4 i think of the search for these asteroids as a giant public works project but instead of building a highway we're charting outer space building an archive that will last for generations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7392.mp4 instead apparently the egyptian government used a free demo version of software humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7393.mp4 government contractors who had at one point worked for the remote operating unit and were describing in surprising detail on their what they had done in their former job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7394.mp4 it's for that reason that many activists specifically avoid using the telephone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7395.mp4 his name is martin muench serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7400.mp4 if things didn't work out i'd live in central park and dumpster dive behind bread humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7402.mp4 there's not a lot of places you can put those skills in the civilian world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7408.mp4 and i'm watchin' and i'm waitin' like a eagle or like a no yeah like a eagle humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7409.mp4 and nobody nobody is gonna come between batman humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7410.mp4 they don't count on no dark knight with a stomach full of grocery store brand macaroni and cheese and cut up vienna sausages humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7411.mp4 firing weapons was cool driving and detonating expensive things was great serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7412.mp4 i knew i wanted to give acting another shot because again this is me i thought all civilian problems are small compared to the military serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7414.mp4 and for an organization like the military that prides itself on having acronyms for acronyms you can get lost in the sauce when it comes to explaining a collective experience serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7415.mp4 but it's also a service serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7416.mp4 jesse perez and matt johnson serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7424.mp4 and his cheeks is but not with sweat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7426.mp4 they have electricity but the question is how many have washing machines i've done the scrutiny of market data and i've found that indeed the washing machine has penetrated below the air line and today there's an additional one billion people out there who live above the wash line humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7427.mp4 even the hardcore in the green movement use washing machines humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7428.mp4 and now she was going to watch electricity do that work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7430.mp4 so it shows that we're really all in this together humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7431.mp4 they were responding to immediate concerns serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7432.mp4 this is the sound of a dirty sock humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7433.mp4 it's full of different melodies humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7434.mp4 it's just fabulous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7435.mp4 now i dress in a way that it sounds good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7436.mp4 so when i started to dream in color is when i felt that the software and my brain had united because in my dreams it was my brain creating electronic sounds serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7437.mp4 i was able to differentiate all the degrees of the color wheel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7438.mp4 that's why two years ago i created the foundation which is a foundation that tries to help people become a tries to encourage people to extend their senses by using technology as part of the body serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7439.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7501.mp4 and he said this i came to realize humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7502.mp4 it is crap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7504.mp4 if you want to state your opinion without any opportunity for response or argument or or growth write a 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+UR-FUNNY_7603.mp4 we first captured the dynamics with a set of differential equations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7605.mp4 and that's why you don't need to model the glass serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7625.mp4 i found out later that they are uncomfortable but i admired it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7626.mp4 and they kill lions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7633.mp4 you know research humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7634.mp4 and so together with ken at the media lab we created this new high resolution version that uses an array of to change from interactive to a touch input device to a phone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7635.mp4 but as tools have become more and more complex we need more complex controls to control them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7636.mp4 and so that's what i've been doing at the mit media lab and now at stanford serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7638.mp4 and i don't know about you but living inside of windows scares me humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_7656.mp4 it was not a compliment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7658.mp4 he told me that people were saying that my novel was feminist and his advice to me and he was shaking his head sadly as he spoke was that i should never call myself a feminist because feminists are women who are unhappy because they cannot find husbands humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7659.mp4 at some point i was a happy african feminist who does not hate men and who likes lip gloss and who wears high heels for herself but not for men humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7661.mp4 she had forgotten to make that clear earlier because she assumed it was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7663.mp4 at least not yet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7664.mp4 of course there are many exceptions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7666.mp4 now take my dear friend louis for example serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7667.mp4 i thought about naming the hotel but i thought i probably shouldn't serious speaking_style 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7852.mp4 or a person who fits in badly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7853.mp4 the short story was about my life as a competitive swimmer and about my home life and a little bit about how grief and loss can make you insane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7874.mp4 they can swell enormously when you add water to them an experiment done by millions of kids every day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7876.mp4 so it's probably better to fall into tibet because you'll live longer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7879.mp4 there's only one third as much oxygen at the summit as there is at sea level serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7880.mp4 not much has changed by the way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7882.mp4 now in the course of time we've come to realize that different parts of the brain do different things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7888.mp4 a little bit of seafood and some and the picture actually tastes exactly like the dish humorous 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think about the economic benefits of something like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7898.mp4 i have spent too much time in california and i strongly feel that weather should be optional humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7899.mp4 i see everybody from the pacific northwest is like i have some suggestions for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7901.mp4 now nothing sees more clouds than a satellite not even a british person humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7902.mp4 on earth we have whiskey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7903.mp4 i mean even i could put up with a few more cloudy days if clouds saved the planet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7904.mp4 we know it's going to get hot but we don't know exactly how hot it's going to get serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7906.mp4 for example different climate models are largely able to capture the warming that we've seen so far serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7907.mp4 and that is because just like me computers hate clouds serious 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order to teach you this game i'm going to need some volunteers to come up onstage really quickly and we're going to do a little hands on demo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7933.mp4 there are a billion gamers on the planet now so we need more of a challenge serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7934.mp4 now california's considering similar legislation and this would make sure that the autonomous car is not one of those things that has to stay in vegas humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7935.mp4 it's another one of those categories where maybe there's not a lot of competition humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7937.mp4 now if you're like me and the other percent of the population who know that we are above average drivers you understand that's a very high bar serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7938.mp4 and we discovered their human counterparts are amazing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7939.mp4 you put them in a new car and after a few laps they've found the fastest line in that car and 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kitchen floor of my childhood home and i would suck the thumb of my left hand and hold my mom's cold toes with my right hand humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7956.mp4 but for me so is immigration serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7957.mp4 but we also have a straightforward political impact serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7959.mp4 and it turns out they are medical students on their way to a lecture about the latest techniques and he's the guy giving the lecture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7960.mp4 they kind of have this vault where they're stored in high and george lucas did all the sound effects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7961.mp4 and one night i'm riding the uptown local train serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7963.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7964.mp4 he looked me in the face and he said take off your shoe and give me your machete humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7965.mp4 this guy decided he would go down to the amazon and give it a whirl or give it a lick and he did and he wrote my blood pressure went through the roof i lost full control of my bodily functions i passed out in a heap i woke up in a hammock six hours later felt like god for two days humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7966.mp4 and if it looks like this picture is out of focus because it was taken in a hurry here's why humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7967.mp4 now four years ago i injured my foot in a climbing accident and i went to the doctor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7969.mp4 they're painful they're expensive and they're probably not good for your heart it's a heavy metal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7981.mp4 if you compare how did against how john kerry had done four years earlier democrats really like seeing this transition here where almost every state becomes bluer becomes more democratic even states lost like out west those states became more blue serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_7983.mp4 let me try to take this one step further humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_8104.mp4 and i'm not going to take them somewhere and say one day all of this will be yours humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8105.mp4 it's what i'd like to call my empty bucket list humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8106.mp4 so ricardo you're kind of crazy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8107.mp4 so this is the problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8108.mp4 and you start thinking about what you would do with this time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8109.mp4 the opposite of work is idleness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8110.mp4 we looked at it and we said let's devolve to these people let's give these people a company where we take away all the boarding school aspects of this is when you arrive this is how you dress this is how you go to meetings this is what you say this is what you don't say and let's see what's left serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8111.mp4 and the average age of the first people who adhered were of course serious speaking_style 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+UR-FUNNY_8208.mp4 and i actually feel at home here because there's a lot of autism genetics here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8209.mp4 i've got that stuff up on if you want to look at it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8210.mp4 and there were a lot of kind of types and autism types working out there on the movie set too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8213.mp4 you know you once wrote i like this quote if by some magic autism had been eradicated from the face of the earth then men would still be socializing in front of a wood fire at the entrance to a cave humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8214.mp4 that was like we considered that super cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8215.mp4 i want to talk to you now about different ways of thinking serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8216.mp4 well if you're building a bridge details are pretty important because it'll fall down if you ignore the details serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8217.mp4 rapid movement contrast serious 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collect more different types of eyes so i built this device using bicycle helmets some lightbulbs and television sets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8294.mp4 public singing whole different thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8295.mp4 i sort of lived with this idea that when i'm grown i'll have learned to speak french and when i'm grown i'll learn how to manage my money and when i'm grown i won't have a stutter and then i'll be able to public speak and maybe be the prime minister and anything's possible and you know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8297.mp4 for me the worst thing that can happen is meeting another humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8300.mp4 but with people's names you can't change them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8301.mp4 so after a few instances of this steve happily became seve and we got through it that way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8302.mp4 i'm not on fire serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8303.mp4 it's not about mythology or myself to you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8310.mp4 and b i hate them and i'm terrified of the power they hold humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8311.mp4 so for the last years i've been taking pads of this paper tons of this stuff and smuggling it into the stationery supplies of the united states and the coalition governments humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8313.mp4 that number is in stark contrast with the us service members who died during that same window of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8314.mp4 it's actually part of an ongoing art project serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8315.mp4 you can help to smuggle this civilian body count into government archives serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8328.mp4 that one's actually true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8329.mp4 i guess people don't talk to their uber drivers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8330.mp4 and so later i got married and like all good egyptians started my career as an engineer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8331.mp4 and i'm a 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totally opposed to light up shoes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8399.mp4 i look around and see if there's a bin that i can turn upside down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8400.mp4 that disproves that popular notion that if you're the smartest person in the room you're in the wrong room humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8401.mp4 he's getting out of san quentin in a couple of weeks and he shares your fervent desire that art should engage and enable people to connect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8403.mp4 just remember as dave once said you can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8404.mp4 remember i was young then serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8405.mp4 and indeed they were serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8406.mp4 what i'm asking you to consider is what kind of makers we might become because more than wealth or fancy titles or a lot of contacts it's our capacity to connect around each other's better side and bring it out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8408.mp4 all right so for some of you this may be really really out there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8409.mp4 first a burial suit infused with mushroom spores the mushroom death suit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8410.mp4 and believe it or not a few people have offered to donate their bodies to the project to be eaten by mushrooms humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8411.mp4 and it's everywhere serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8412.mp4 and third our bodies are filters and storehouses for environmental toxins serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8413.mp4 it's then pumped with toxic formaldehyde to slow decomposition a practice which causes respiratory problems and cancer in funeral personnel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8414.mp4 you're probably thinking that was my birth year humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8415.mp4 i don't have to worry about the bridge to where at my age humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8416.mp4 what happened i lost million dollars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8418.mp4 one don't build a reformer on a fault humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8419.mp4 i'm teasing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8422.mp4 and one trillion of that goes to opec serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8423.mp4 and with that we have found ourselves to be the world's policemen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8428.mp4 so here's another example humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8429.mp4 and when you take a photograph with a camera the process ends when you press the trigger serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8430.mp4 and they also have learned how to lose gracefully without avenging the winner humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8431.mp4 and lima was a finalist in the afghan star singing competition serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8433.mp4 we've shown that you can actually reverse heart disease serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8438.mp4 and i was like i'll take that deal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8439.mp4 and like all authors dream of doing i promptly quit my job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8440.mp4 makes me nostalgic for the days when you could see the pixels in online video humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8441.mp4 germany because it had an alliance with austria told russia to stop mobilizing which russia failed to do so then germany mobilized its own army declared war on russia cemented an alliance with the and then declared war on france because you know france humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8443.mp4 they exist in corners of the internet where old men fear to tread humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8444.mp4 because then if my fake place shows up on your map i can be well and truly sure that you have robbed me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8445.mp4 because the world would truly be a different place if north were down serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8446.mp4 but i do believe that while maps don't show you where you will go in your life they show you where you might go serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8448.mp4 i learned that the civil war was a nationalizing conflict i learned some physics i learned that correlation shouldn't be confused with causation all of these things by the way enriched my life on a literally daily basis serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8451.mp4 contrasted to the scorching desert that surrounds this place so are these people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8453.mp4 but you might ask why was the higgs included in the standard model alongside well known particles like electrons and photons and quarks if it hadn't been discovered back then in the good question serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8454.mp4 i've got a real one in my pocket if anyone would like to look at it and play with it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8455.mp4 i don't take any drugs at all other than recreational ones that i would choose to take humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8456.mp4 they've really got to start talking to each other and exercise a bit of imagination if that's not too much to ask humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8459.mp4 translate that one i bet they can't humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8460.mp4 and as you can see my aorta dilated progressively and i got closer and closer to the point where surgery was going to be necessary serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8461.mp4 so i said to myself i'm an engineer i'm in this is just a plumbing problem serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8463.mp4 we went through an iterative process of producing better and better models serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8465.mp4 we don't need any of that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8468.mp4 in fact i liked it so much that instead of making my own project i sent my mom links to about a dozen of these projects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8471.mp4 so over the last several years kids around the world ages and up have shared their projects and i thought i wonder if of those three million projects whether anyone else has thought to put up mother's day cards serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8475.mp4 you should too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8477.mp4 at first living in the van was great serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8478.mp4 or i'd make eye contact with everyone that was really creepy that didn't work at all humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8482.mp4 he would say you're right between horse and squirrel john humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8486.mp4 that was a big deal that was important serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8489.mp4 it's how you cover it that matters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8491.mp4 now in design terms a wheelchair is a very difficult object serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8496.mp4 just type over it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8497.mp4 nobody ever sits down and tells you this is how it works serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8498.mp4 hold down the shift key to scroll back up again serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8501.mp4 have a great day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8502.mp4 and i'm not even talking about 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8512.mp4 let me tell you a little bit about a couple of new deceptions we've been tracking and documenting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8513.mp4 you just didn't want to respond to that person that time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8514.mp4 but they're very special serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8515.mp4 now the sock puppet on the other hand is a totally different animal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8516.mp4 my favorite by jones is whatever else it might do it will touch your soul serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8517.mp4 chinese water army refers to thousands of people in china that are paid small amounts of money to produce content serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8540.mp4 as for me disillusioned by the failed religion of my youth i went to america and became a berkeley hippie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8541.mp4 but before we get there we're engaged in a struggle between good and evil humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8544.mp4 bush remember him this is not a put down humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8545.mp4 when i was growing up i was told a story that explained all i ever needed to know about humanity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8546.mp4 that of course was the meta narrative distilled from the theories of karl marx serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8549.mp4 adaptability meritocracy and legitimacy are the three defining characteristics of china's one party system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8570.mp4 we grew up playing and used to dance together right yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8571.mp4 that's how we met humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8575.mp4 i'm one of brothers and sisters from lakefield ontario an hour and a half northeast of toronto and we grew up on a farm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8576.mp4 it became the only piano in the region and mom said she could basically play as soon as the piano arrived she could play it because she had learned all these rhythms serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8578.mp4 now became so successful in selling cars that soon she moved on to selling airplanes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8579.mp4 and now i need to choose a sperm donor humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8580.mp4 now together with this we also have a belief in endless progress serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8583.mp4 her hebrew was not good and she later confessed that she thought that i had come to install the internet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8584.mp4 i then rounded the very bend where his blue truck heavy with four tons of floor tiles had borne down with great speed onto the back left corner of the minibus where i sat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8592.mp4 but second we have accidentally made it so that millions of workers around the world have unbelievably boring working lives humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8593.mp4 here robot process this painfully idiotic report humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8595.mp4 but on monday they're back to being junior specialist and systems analyst humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8596.mp4 we saw technology people being designers marketing people being architects and even finance people showing off their ability to write jokes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8598.mp4 but if our politicians can't agree on things like health care or even school lunches i just don't see a path where they'll find consensus on something as big and as expensive as universal basic life income serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8599.mp4 the rate of change today suggests that we may only have or years to adjust and if we don't react fast enough that means by the time today's elementary school students are college aged we could be living in a world that's robotic largely unemployed and stuck in kind of un great depression serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8600.mp4 and it's not just because you know we are the one building the robots serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8602.mp4 in the second group's scenario the walls are alive and actually give a group hug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8608.mp4 that really involves designing behaviors and personality into products serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8610.mp4 now that is foreplay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8611.mp4 million car collisions a year humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8612.mp4 i was on bowman lake in glacier national park which is a long skinny lake with sort of mountains upside down in it and my partner and i have a rowing shell serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8613.mp4 or and this is the fun part for me we want you to take us out into the natural world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8615.mp4 but i was legally permitted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8616.mp4 but you know this is how forest research in canada goes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8617.mp4 and she started to chase me and i had my syringes above my head and i was the mosquitos and i jumped into the truck and i thought this is why people do lab studies humorous 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trying to do homework and i don't feel like it i'll try to draw or you know waste my time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8632.mp4 it has a child running through a field or something like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8633.mp4 it has a space where you could have a bar mitzvah at the top humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8635.mp4 and so what we also felt was that whatever we did we couldn't do a cheesy for britain humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8636.mp4 this is the only project that we've done where the finished thing looked more like a rendering than our renderings humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8637.mp4 children one two three go humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8640.mp4 this is a shop for a bag company serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8641.mp4 and just very quickly something we've been working on very recently is we were commissioned by the mayor of london to design a new bus that gave the passenger their freedom again serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8642.mp4 and so we've been very lucky to have a chance to work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8643.mp4 and openings seemed everyone loves opening bridges but it's quite a basic thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8644.mp4 it's just steel and timber serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8645.mp4 and what we found this area is one of the poorest parts of britain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8649.mp4 you alter your looks and i'm told that not all of those alterations take place for medical reasons humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8650.mp4 because this is the ultimate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8651.mp4 so this is the iron hand that belonged to one of the german counts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8654.mp4 and if you can do that then you can begin changing fundamental aspects of humanity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8655.mp4 you can have hearing in degrees serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8657.mp4 i don't have to check it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8658.mp4 but this one it has a breath and a heartbeat and it feels very organic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8659.mp4 oh now missed call a new call new girlfriend maybe very exciting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8660.mp4 it's rich it tastes good it feels good it smells good serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8661.mp4 as humans we are sensitive to where an object in our hand is heavy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8662.mp4 another thing it's good for is navigation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8665.mp4 we ride our bikes to the grocery store humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8666.mp4 think about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8667.mp4 not only was i not moving a muscle i had no social interaction with the hundreds of thousands of people that were hurtling past me like me with their eyes faced forward and their music blaring serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8669.mp4 but there we were and it was kind of weird but it was really really powerful serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8679.mp4 she said please sing for me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8700.mp4 i'll just stop here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8701.mp4 and today the ideas behind this speech of racial equality and tolerance are so noncontroversial that my daughters study the speech in third grade serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8704.mp4 this is the posture of ladies who are not this is the posture of ladies who are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8705.mp4 this is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year known as the optical inch by serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8708.mp4 this project which i call the enough already will mute the tv anytime any of these over exposed personalities is mentioned humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8710.mp4 this is called because there's an ball with a fi module in the plant and it's measuring the well being of the plant and it's creating a account where you can actually interact with the plant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8712.mp4 or somebody made a chair that when somebody humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8724.mp4 and we it with we are the premier science university in the world because of british like hubris humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8725.mp4 so why is it blue on cloudy days ah see humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8726.mp4 and they're questions that i've asked of science television producers of audiences of science educators so that's science teachers and also of seven and i find that the seven do marginally better than the other audiences which is somewhat surprising serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8729.mp4 and in the video a group of researchers go to mit on graduation day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8730.mp4 and because the probability of me throwing it just right is very low given everybody watching me what we're going to do instead is show you a video that we shot last night humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8731.mp4 that one over there for example has aspirations to become a flying on broadway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8732.mp4 skills learned include how to carry loads how to cope with disturbances and in general how to interact with the physical world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8733.mp4 each flying machine uses onboard sensors to determine its location in space and onboard computation to determine what its actions should be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8734.mp4 well here is one such way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8735.mp4 just then with a loud bang the heavens opened serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8742.mp4 and the girl's going to notice me right here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8744.mp4 she goes back to reading her book which is unfortunately titled rape humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8745.mp4 and we'll act as if it's just an unfortunate mistake we've made forgetting our pants on this cold january day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8746.mp4 she doesn't know she's being filmed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8747.mp4 that's exactly what i needed today and then exited without revealing what had happened and went in all different directions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8749.mp4 we don't need a reason serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8750.mp4 you know hans the mick jagger of ted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8751.mp4 and eventually they'll have evolved to such a high peak of perfection that they will make us all their pets if of course they haven't already done so humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8752.mp4 but he doesn't know whether it's an infection whether it's to do with malnutrition serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8753.mp4 he said he heard suspicious laughter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8754.mp4 and i have to say if you think baby pandas are cute this is cuter humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8756.mp4 you just can't rely on the people out there to help you with this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8757.mp4 but in the some countries caught up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8767.mp4 no one's laughing humorous 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studies the circuitry in two people's brains that activates while they interact serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8826.mp4 thank you very much humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8827.mp4 put simply i want to create a new reality a reality where technology brings us infinitely closer to each other a reality where people not devices are the center of everything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8829.mp4 we've barely discovered charcoal and started drawing the first stick figures in our cave serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8831.mp4 ooh humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8832.mp4 it shows very well that eyes can hear and this is interesting to me because technology allows us to present sound to the eyes in ways that accentuate the strength of the eyes for seeing sound such as the removal of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8834.mp4 and that's what i want to talk about today humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8838.mp4 they expect them to evaporate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8839.mp4 but what happens as this occurs is that we lose our magnetic field around the earth over the period of about years and that means that all these cosmic rays and particles that are to come streaming at us from the sun that this field protects us from are well basically we're gonna fry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8840.mp4 obviously we don't want one of those humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8842.mp4 there's no reason why we shouldn't start now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8844.mp4 what can we do about this and this is my scariest humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8845.mp4 the worst thing we can do is say jeez i got enough to worry about without worrying about an asteroid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8846.mp4 so we went out looking for solutions to ways that the world might end tomorrow and lo and behold we found them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8847.mp4 there are really serious calamities staring us in the eye that we're in the same kind of denial about that we were about terrorism and what could've happened on september serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8848.mp4 we are all much healthier than we were years ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8850.mp4 it's ridiculous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8852.mp4 and the chance that some of it isn't more intelligent than ours is also a remote idea serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8854.mp4 they said we've been looking at the oceans for a long time now and we want to tell you they're not in trouble they're near collapse serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8855.mp4 there's really a tree like that out there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8861.mp4 ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8862.mp4 but my friends it's so much worse than that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8864.mp4 well that's wrong at so many different levels humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8865.mp4 in my experience the only difference between morning people and evening people is that those people that get up in the morning early are just horribly smug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8866.mp4 if you're an average sort of person percent of your life will be spent asleep which means that if you live to then years will have been spent entirely asleep serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8868.mp4 you don't drink serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8869.mp4 all of those combine and they send projections down to the brain stem here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8871.mp4 so there's good evidence for the whole restoration hypothesis serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8873.mp4 what's turned out to be really exciting is that our ability to come up with novel solutions to complex problems is hugely enhanced by a night of sleep serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8880.mp4 we're almost done humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8881.mp4 we can think of these very aggressive forms of cancer as kind of in a comic book serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8882.mp4 this looks very different than any sand on earth that i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of sand on earth believe me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8883.mp4 but to really see the details of the bee and really appreciate what it is you have to look a little bit closer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8884.mp4 i wanted to just talk for one minute about the future of biotechnology because i think i know very little about that i'm not a biologist so everything i know about it can be said in one minute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8886.mp4 when people have this technology in their hands you have a do biotech kit grow your own grow your dog grow your own cat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8887.mp4 so the farmers go out at night with heavily armed jeeps and shine the headlights and anything that doesn't look like a sheep you shoot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8889.mp4 if we don't find them then we can create them ourselves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8891.mp4 the town was burned down it was in the middle of winter and it was a very very severe winter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8892.mp4 and it's open to us to introduce a new way of doing that and that's what i'll talk about for minutes or whatever the time remains serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8893.mp4 it's not only cold but very dry serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8894.mp4 so we would love to explore europa to go down through the ice find out who is swimming around in the ocean whether there are fish or seaweed or sea monsters whatever there may be that's exciting or serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8896.mp4 it's quite likely that it would move out of the ocean onto the surface just as it did on the earth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8897.mp4 you can imagine that the plants growing up like kelp through cracks in the ice growing on the surface serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8898.mp4 the only reason these people buy touch tone phones is because you can't buy rotary phones anymore humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8900.mp4 by the way he gave the i have a dream speech not the i have a plan speech humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8901.mp4 they're just like everyone else serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8903.mp4 i call it the golden circle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8904.mp4 it's just driving humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8905.mp4 what we're really good at is basically wasting time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8906.mp4 thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8907.mp4 you can almost think of it as sort of like gravity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8908.mp4 so we have many ongoing tendencies right now and i think one of the chief among them is this tendency to make things smarter and smarter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8909.mp4 human pilots only flew it seven to eight minutes the rest of the time the ai was driving serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8910.mp4 and we feel like some of that difficulty was because of this false advertisement around parenting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8911.mp4 we have charted our love for our child over time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8912.mp4 but we like to joke in the first few months of all of our children's lives this is uncle rufus humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8916.mp4 sex begets babies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8917.mp4 and of course they're not always crying and screaming but with three boys there's a decent probability that at least one of them will not be himself exactly as he should serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8919.mp4 and i was there with my arms open serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8932.mp4 you sent me to that place on washington street yesterday and now i'm covered in poison ivy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8933.mp4 and there's two of me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8934.mp4 this experience changed our lives and now we're trying to change the experience serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8936.mp4 we found pastor bob and offered to give the response some infrastructure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8938.mp4 most people have humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8939.mp4 freedom if you're from new hampshire humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8940.mp4 and you might think well how can that be i mean a virus is you know it's stuff what's a made of yesterday was talking about viral telecommunications but what's a virus a virus is a string of nucleic acid with attitude humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8941.mp4 well it's not so surprising that they've gone extinct humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8944.mp4 there's nothing in it for the ant serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8945.mp4 it's a little brain worm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8949.mp4 that's okay serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8952.mp4 and then there was this mister splashy pants humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8953.mp4 well that got us a little angry so we changed it to fightin' splashy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8954.mp4 people were putting up signs in the real world about this whale humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8955.mp4 everyone 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stuck to my roommate with wig glue humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8990.mp4 and i became obsessed with this idea of blurring the perimeter of the body so you couldn't see where the skin ended and the near environment started serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_8993.mp4 this one is called on donating my brain to science humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9000.mp4 i've got something to show you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9001.mp4 and anyway italy won at the end humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9002.mp4 yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9003.mp4 now today if you want to win the race actually you need also something like this something that monitors the car in real time has a few thousand sensors collecting information from the car transmitting this information into the system and then processing it and using it in order to go back to the car with decisions and changing things in real time as information is collected serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9004.mp4 if we fix cities 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9015.mp4 so i wanted to follow that rule humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9016.mp4 and perhaps the clearest example of this is stoning adulterers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9018.mp4 i did spend some time shepherding humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9019.mp4 so whatever you think of creationism and i think it's crazy they did a great job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9020.mp4 i'm very proud because i think i'm the only person in america to out bible talk a jehovah's witness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9021.mp4 that's how i hailed taxicabs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9022.mp4 so they answered my emails serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9023.mp4 the second reason i undertook this is because i'm concerned about the rise of fundamentalism religious fundamentalism and people who say they take the bible literally which is according to some polls as high as or percent of america serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9024.mp4 then i went down and i read several versions and i wrote down every single law that i could find serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9025.mp4 but it was really interesting because i was able to make some progress because i couldn't believe how much my behavior changed my thoughts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9027.mp4 and these are the ultimate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9028.mp4 it's a remarkable thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9029.mp4 so this idea of sacredness whether or not there is a god serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9030.mp4 that's how they printed them in the old bibles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9031.mp4 also thou shalt not disregard the irrational serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9033.mp4 and i failed miserably serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9035.mp4 okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9036.mp4 that is share your lunch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9037.mp4 it's a handy dandy quote from hippocrates of the hippocratic oath that says the greater part of the soul 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+UR-FUNNY_9056.mp4 and he'd get them comfortable with that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9058.mp4 but first i have a new invention here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9059.mp4 i found out that salt lake city and san francisco were different humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9060.mp4 don't jump to conclusions now on how to behave tonight and so on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9061.mp4 now you can see united states in had a very low percentage infected but due to the big population still a sizable bubble serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9062.mp4 look india got many infected but had a low level serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9063.mp4 it means to million people the whole of california every person that's more or less what we have today in the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9065.mp4 and if any of you have ever driven on an italian highway you'll have a pretty good idea of how fast i was going humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9066.mp4 but i've also over the last year or 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+UR-FUNNY_9098.mp4 but if the chinese government intervenes it might even be a panda humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9099.mp4 then we sort of cut up the volume so we wouldn't block the view from my apartment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9100.mp4 it's actually a stand up product from switzerland because in switzerland they have a natural need for diagonal elevators humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9101.mp4 this was the director of the bank when he was still smiling humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9102.mp4 in fact i actually think that darwin is one of the people who best explains our design process serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9105.mp4 and we saw this guy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9106.mp4 you're not supposed to fly on holidays because it's bad for the environment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9109.mp4 but in fact the container ships go full of goods from china to denmark and then they sail empty back serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9110.mp4 when you go to the 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death date too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9147.mp4 and i decided the remedy to all this malaise was going to be for me to chase an elevated dream an extreme dream something that would require utter conviction and unwavering passion something that would make me be my best self in every aspect of my life every minute of every day because the dream was so big that i couldn't get there without that kind of behavior and that kind of conviction serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9148.mp4 and i started to train serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9150.mp4 it's going to the east and you'd like to go north serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9154.mp4 marie curie i keep maybe saying marie antoinette which would be a turn up for the books marie curie third from the left on the bottom there she was allowed in but had to dress like everybody else humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9156.mp4 and when i was a second year undergraduate studying physics at cambridge i remember spending an afternoon at house in studying quantum mechanics serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9159.mp4 and yet it's not included in our cultural perception of physics and that bothers me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9184.mp4 and to tell you the truth i never really bought into this argument in part because i never saw three american presidents agree on anything else in the past humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9185.mp4 but i think a much bigger problem with this is that this logic that we should be dropping not bombs i mean it would make a fascinating title for thomas friedman's new book humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9186.mp4 now it's all available online humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9187.mp4 so i'm graduating college and feeling very idealistic i decided to join the ngo which actually was using new media to promote democracy and media reform in much of the former soviet union serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9188.mp4 and i think by this news has finally reached britain so i should probably add gordon brown to this list as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9189.mp4 so the only way to control this message is actually to try to spin it and accuse anyone who has written something critical of being for example a cia agent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9190.mp4 and that ladies and gentlemen is how the soap opera one life to live introduced a love story that lasted years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9191.mp4 so i know my stuff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9192.mp4 so with that let's start with soap opera lesson one surrender is not an option humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9194.mp4 so thank goodness for soap opera lesson four resurrection is possible humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9196.mp4 and so it went for years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9197.mp4 so i packed up the kids and the brooklyn apartment and we moved in with my in laws in alabama humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9198.mp4 i was unemployed and living on the second floor of my in home and that's enough to make anyone feel dead inside humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9199.mp4 so tina still married but thinking cord didn't love her flew to argentina with max serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9200.mp4 now lots of companies fold at that point but tim chose to fight serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9202.mp4 life is not about you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9204.mp4 now on tv those dynamic changes can make for some rough transitions particularly when a character is played by one person yesterday and played by someone new today serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9205.mp4 we can choose to draw a circle around our feet and stay in that spot or we can open ourselves to opportunities like carly who went from nursing student to hotel owner or like julia child serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9206.mp4 i had to be adaptable like carly and evolve my skills my mindset and my circumstances and then i had to be resilient like stefano and resurrect myself and my career like a phoenix from the ashes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9207.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9208.mp4 it might be the only way to communicate with your kids humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9209.mp4 and this isn't some suburban using teen phenomenon serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9210.mp4 not like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9211.mp4 and this isn't just found in packaging serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9212.mp4 turns out it doesn't really make good business sense to sell someone a piece of land for eternity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9214.mp4 i know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9219.mp4 i used to think that cremation was a sustainable form of disposition but just think about it for a second serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9220.mp4 in other words they're meant to prevent us from decomposing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9222.mp4 we've created a non profit urban model based on the science of livestock mortality composting that turns human beings into soil serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9224.mp4 on a personal note we were pretty psyched when we figured this out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9227.mp4 so here's a quieter experiment where we filmed some earphones plugged into a laptop computer and in this case our goal was to recover the music that was playing on that laptop from just silent video of these two little plastic earphones and we were able to do this so well that i could even our results humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9228.mp4 but there's actually a lot of subtle motion going on here and if you were to touch the wrist on the left you would feel a pulse and if you were to hold the infant on the right you would feel the rise and fall of her chest as she took each breath serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9229.mp4 we thought it's cool that we can use software to visualize tiny motions like this and you can almost think of it as a way to extend our sense of touch serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9231.mp4 but it turns out that something can be invisible and still be numerically significant because with the right algorithms we can take this silent seemingly still video and we can recover this sound serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9232.mp4 and therefore i will limit myself to only talk about the links between religion and sexuality humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9233.mp4 and there are some people who say that the world population is growing like this three billion in seven billion just last year and it will continue to grow because there are religions that stop women from having few babies and it may continue like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9235.mp4 but you get me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9236.mp4 good evening and welcome to spot the ted presenter who used to be a broadway accompanist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9239.mp4 your call may be recorded so that they can collect the funniest dumb user stories and pass them around on a cd humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9245.mp4 i mean microsoft word was last just a word processor in you know the eisenhower administration humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9246.mp4 but if you're not careful about how you choose you wind up with this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9247.mp4 you've obviously never opened all the but all you have to type in is this little teeny window down here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9249.mp4 let's click next to continue humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9251.mp4 i'm listening to the sounds of silence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9253.mp4 they're feeling like it's too much technology too fast serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9254.mp4 software is subject to another primal force the mandate to release more and more versions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9255.mp4 and it came out and it was called microsoft write serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9258.mp4 you can't keep a good idea down these days serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9260.mp4 the lesson was simplicity sells serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9263.mp4 you walk along and i'm about to pull this onto the floor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9265.mp4 they just said we'll make this software work right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9267.mp4 bravo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9269.mp4 i'm sure that resonates with some of the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9270.mp4 it's about time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9271.mp4 take a bite serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9284.mp4 they communicate electronically constantly and they have protocols and for how they handle everything from bad weather to emergencies or inoculations for the cattle humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9285.mp4 and then in the midst of all this came this new context for thinking about what it meant to be good serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9286.mp4 this song is called home and it's sort of a this is where i'm from nice to meet you all kind of song humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9288.mp4 and things got a lot more fun when the internet came around humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9289.mp4 one taiwanese production studio would interpret american politics in humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9290.mp4 it was ubiquitous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9291.mp4 this man refused to fold to the conventions of normalcy and just decided to fold serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9298.mp4 she gave birth i caught the baby i got off the island i landed in san francisco and all the press wanted to talk to me because my three weeks on the island made me an expert in indian affairs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9299.mp4 and i said yes i would do that so i became the doctor in an absolutely awful movie called medicine ball caravan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9300.mp4 and then like everyone else in our generation we went to live in a himalayan monastery humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9302.mp4 somebody reads very fast humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9303.mp4 but the joke is an epidemiologist likes to arrive at an epidemic right here and ride to glory on the downhill curve humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9305.mp4 i love it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9306.mp4 these bad viruses really don't have any intention of showing up first in english or spanish or french humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9308.mp4 day one day two day three day four day five day six serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9309.mp4 by day nine you look at this picture and you're horrified i look at this picture and i say thank god because it's clear that this is only an ordinary case of smallpox and i know this child will live serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9310.mp4 i've probably had women die serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9311.mp4 but in that year smallpox exploded throughout india serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9312.mp4 so how we eradicated smallpox was mass vaccination wouldn't work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9313.mp4 and in the process i learned something very important serious 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four humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9344.mp4 better than that my theorist colleagues i love my theorist colleagues my theorist colleagues wrote papers about this little bump humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9347.mp4 i hope that's a non controversial statement humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9350.mp4 given the tone of the coverage you'd think that we had decided to shut down the and go home humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9352.mp4 then i would look at the stars and i would read about how well we understand gravity and i would think surely there must be some elegant way that these two systems match up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9353.mp4 it all started when we at cern saw something intriguing in our data a hint of a new particle an inkling of a possibly extraordinary answer to this question serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9354.mp4 to discover new particles we need to reach these bigger numbers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9356.mp4 gravity may seem super strong to you but it's actually crazily weak compared to the other forces of nature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9359.mp4 we saw a weird looking alien bump on a distant mountain but once we got closer we saw it was a rock serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9361.mp4 but someone maybe she's in school right now maybe she's not even born yet could eventually guide us to see physics in a completely new way and to point out that perhaps we're just asking the wrong questions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9362.mp4 the little boat in front of it was the one in which years later christopher columbus crossed the atlantic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9364.mp4 this picture is really fuzzy i apologize i had a bad cold when i took it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9366.mp4 new product from coke japan water salad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9369.mp4 i don't want to get email from anybody i want to get humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9370.mp4 nobody humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9371.mp4 people are paying full price for both and the only thing they have in common is that they don't have anything in common humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9372.mp4 these guys make the loudest car stereo in the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9374.mp4 after you're cremated you can have yourself made into a gem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9376.mp4 you don't have to like it but a tall dog made out of bushes in the middle of new york city is remarkable humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9377.mp4 but this guy named otto rohwedder invented sliced bread and he focused like most inventors did on the patent part and the making part serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9378.mp4 that what we are living in is a century of idea diffusion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9379.mp4 the way the tv industrial complex works is you buy some ads interrupt some people that gets you distribution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9380.mp4 two of the big success stories of the last years in retail one sells things that are super expensive in a blue box and one sells things that are as cheap as they can make them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9381.mp4 they sold a billion dollars' worth of chairs by reinventing what it meant to sell a chair serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9382.mp4 they didn't want to buy his bread serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9384.mp4 and when you talk to them they'll listen because they like listening it's about them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9385.mp4 talk to them and make it easy for them to tell their friends serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9387.mp4 the people who come up with stuff that's remarkable more often than not figure out how to put design to work for them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9388.mp4 very good is boring serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9392.mp4 they talk quickly with a little higher pitch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9393.mp4 and we wanted to call our pediatrician but we also didn't want to make a bad first impression or come across as a crazy neurotic parent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9396.mp4 you know i've been buzzed in the water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9397.mp4 that was my point with that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9399.mp4 now it's not a bad place to be a researcher either serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9401.mp4 and it seemed that whenever there was a camera around or a video or film camera it was a great deal harder to do for those in power to bury the story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9410.mp4 this little syringe contains the moral molecule humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9411.mp4 we call them bastards humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9412.mp4 but interestingly high testosterone males are also more likely to use their own money to punish others for being selfish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9413.mp4 and i took blood from the bride and the groom and the wedding party and the family and the friends before and immediately after the vows humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9414.mp4 give me a hug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9415.mp4 of course if you don't like to touch people i can always shove this up your nose humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9416.mp4 and i personally am obsessed with morality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9417.mp4 one of them told me paul that is the world's idea serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9418.mp4 in other words i thought i could design an experiment to see if oxytocin made people moral serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9419.mp4 now luckily oxytocin is produced both in the brain and in the blood so i could do this experiment without learning neurosurgery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9420.mp4 so in these countries more economic transactions occur and more wealth is created alleviating poverty serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9421.mp4 so what we do in my lab is we tempt people with virtue and vice by using money serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9422.mp4 and secondly i'm a recovering humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9423.mp4 so it's actually than self love it's unrequited self love humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9425.mp4 buying it from us screams good taste humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9428.mp4 and the odds are seven to one against your finding the prince humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9431.mp4 that's how you get rationality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9437.mp4 i like to think of what i do as a probability wave serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9438.mp4 what happens in vegas ends up on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9439.mp4 management teams seem increasingly disconnected from their staff humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9440.mp4 and transparency allow companies to be in that room now serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9441.mp4 they can give them more control over pricing which is what the band did with its pay like online release of its album in rainbows serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9455.mp4 staring at you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9458.mp4 and this led me to thinking about three different kinds of nights last night overnight all night long humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9460.mp4 then past used to and the last one which is my favorite with the very romantic and dramatic notion to it once upon a time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9461.mp4 that means to fall in love in international sign humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9463.mp4 good job everyone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9465.mp4 yet i realize now that that wasn't the case at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9466.mp4 hence this drawing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9469.mp4 so i decided to reclaim ownership of sound and to put it into my art practice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9471.mp4 they help me to be heard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9472.mp4 and the same holds true for a concept in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9474.mp4 i was brought up like this i got used to doing it this way when i read a written word in simplified spelling my eyes hurt humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9475.mp4 neither the question nor the answer are new in the spanish language serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9479.mp4 the test step take a moment to think about yourself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9483.mp4 so givers spend a lot of time trying to help other people and improve the team and then unfortunately they suffer along the way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9485.mp4 that could be as simple as making an introduction between two people who could benefit from knowing each other serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9486.mp4 the factor that stood out on the floors where help seeking was common where it was the norm was there was just one nurse whose sole job it was to help other nurses on the unit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9492.mp4 spock humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9493.mp4 who are on par with strangers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9495.mp4 according to the american time use survey mothers still do twice as much childcare as fathers which is better than it was in erma day but i still think that something she wrote is highly relevant i have not been alone in the bathroom since october humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9497.mp4 i cannot tell you how much this distresses me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9499.mp4 i see anxiety serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9500.mp4 our roles as mothers and fathers have changed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9501.mp4 kids were considered economic assets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9503.mp4 the middle class now pours all of its time and energy and resources into its kids even though the middle class has less and less of those things to give serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9507.mp4 let me show you how serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9508.mp4 it's fucking freezing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9510.mp4 he had been there and watched it go off serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9532.mp4 alright humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9533.mp4 and that's absolutely correct serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9538.mp4 and of course it's your stuff if it's broken humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9540.mp4 leonard bernstein said two things are necessary for great achievement a plan and not quite enough time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9541.mp4 we need more of the courage of drag queens and astronauts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9542.mp4 is all of a sudden becoming a tool for improving productivity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9544.mp4 and there were a lot of tents humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9546.mp4 well that's just the price of progress we say serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9547.mp4 we are now very comfortable imagining unimaginable technological achievement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9549.mp4 it's time we set foot into that dimension and came out about the fact that we have dreams there too serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9580.mp4 i particularly like the little penguin in the back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9581.mp4 a force more powerful is a video game that while you're playing it it teaches you how to engage in non violent insurrection and regime change humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9583.mp4 one of them is that every society has an ecological footprint serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9584.mp4 now this this is a baby the cutest animal offspring in the animal kingdom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9585.mp4 let me tell you this is not a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9587.mp4 this is the lowland the species i work with the largest terrestrial mammal of south america serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9589.mp4 so if you came here to talk about how french coffee will spread happiness in our brains that's a go humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9590.mp4 the most obvious visual thing on stage is the speaker serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9592.mp4 for the second phase of the trials we just had different sizes small medium large and extra large humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9594.mp4 and those are usually the basic scientists the bottom is usually the surgeons humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9595.mp4 yet we're still dealing with a lot of the same challenges as many decades ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9596.mp4 medicine is doing a better job of keeping us alive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9600.mp4 he checked into a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9601.mp4 they said these are pathological curves and we don't have to discuss them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9602.mp4 so i got a fulbright scholarship to just travel around africa for a year asking people why they were building which is a great job if you can get it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9603.mp4 so some of these things i'd wander around the streets of dakar asking people what's the algorithm what's the rule for making this and they'd say well we just make it that way because it looks pretty stupid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9605.mp4 and there's no particular reason why we have to start with this seed shape we can use any seed shape we like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9606.mp4 again we just take these lines and replace them with the whole shape serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9608.mp4 so here's a little fractal model for it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9609.mp4 this is in the mountains near the nigerian border in cameroon serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9616.mp4 i could be as short as five feet or as tall as i'd like humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9619.mp4 now i made sure to shave my legs last night because i knew i'd be showing them off humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9621.mp4 as you can see my legs are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9622.mp4 a world in which the paralyzed could walk via body serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9624.mp4 we also took robotic tools here's a circle that goes around the biological limb serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9625.mp4 with this framework we've produced limbs that are the most comfortable limbs i've ever worn serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9626.mp4 they tend to prefer the puppet who has the same food tastes that they have and worse they actually prefer puppets who punish the puppet with the different food taste humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9629.mp4 the chair could collapse if you sit on it the apple might be poison the dog might not bark and in fact this is my dog tessie who doesn't bark serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9630.mp4 but lions are very clever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9631.mp4 since i was a small boy i used to work in my room for the whole day and i even took apart my mom's new radio and that day she almost killed me but i learned a lot about electronics humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9632.mp4 the lights flash and trick the lions into thinking i was walking around the but i was sleeping in my bed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9633.mp4 ca electric fence but i know electric fences are already invented but i want to make mine humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9635.mp4 they kill our livestock serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9636.mp4 and i think this is why the nairobi national park lions are few serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9637.mp4 as you can see the solar panel charges the battery and the battery supplies the power to the small indicator box serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9638.mp4 so i put the lights serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9639.mp4 so one year ago i was just a boy in the savanna grassland herding my father's cows and i used to see planes flying over and i told myself that one day i'll be there inside serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9640.mp4 weighing one to billion times the mass of our own sun these galactic black holes are devouring material at a rate of upwards of times more than your average black hole humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9641.mp4 here i'm showing an artist's conception of a serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9643.mp4 now she harbored all sorts of sentiments and emotions towards me at the time but love was not amongst them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9644.mp4 now organized crime has been around for a very long time i hear you say and these would be wise words indeed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9645.mp4 now it's time for full disclosure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9648.mp4 so our metaphors equate the experience of loving someone to extreme violence or illness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9650.mp4 in the book of exodus alone there are references to which is the word that the bible uses for the vengeance of an angry god humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9654.mp4 i must really be doing this love thing right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9655.mp4 this study from used blood tests to confirm that the serotonin levels of the newly in love very closely resembled the serotonin levels of people who had been diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9656.mp4 and in fact and maybe you've heard this speaking going through a breakup is a lot like going through cocaine withdrawal which i find reassuring humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9657.mp4 that sounds terrible humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9658.mp4 falling is accidental it's uncontrollable serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9659.mp4 and to think this through i want to focus on one metaphor in particular which is the idea of love as madness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9660.mp4 while i can no longer remember what that argument was about i very clearly remember how i felt watching him leave serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9661.mp4 we made up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9662.mp4 but the good news is it doesn't always last that long usually from a few months to a couple of years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9663.mp4 they argue that metaphors really do shape the way we experience the world and that they can even act as a guide for future actions like self fulfilling prophecies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9667.mp4 or that relationship was shorter than i had planned but it was still kind of beautiful serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9682.mp4 the age of the universe between now and the big bang is a hundred billion in dog years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9685.mp4 that kind of makes sense to us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9709.mp4 this is about twice the of the united kingdom soon will be more considering where this country is going humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9710.mp4 you got to question everything that is told to you including what i just told you today humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9713.mp4 she was my childhood friend serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9714.mp4 she also embraced violence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9715.mp4 in the the turnover of the red brigades on a yearly basis was seven million dollars serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9716.mp4 so there's the guy on offense without the ball the ball and he goes next to the guy guarding the guy with the ball and he kind of stays there and they both move and stuff happens and ta da it's a pick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9718.mp4 but for you we recreated that moment at our weekly basketball game about weeks ago humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9719.mp4 the crowd goes wild humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9720.mp4 i'm not going to tell you how many times it took us to make that happen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9723.mp4 but there are things that for example basketball coaches want to know serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9724.mp4 we taught it things like passes shots and rebounds serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9725.mp4 basically things only professionals know serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9726.mp4 it really depends on the exact timing the distances the locations and that's what makes it hard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9728.mp4 i won't go into details about what led to a decision i made but let's just say it involved alcohol cigarettes other substances and a woman humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9729.mp4 this man was very drunk and he was very interested in my camera until he noticed the women who handled him with smiles and at the ready of course humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9730.mp4 in i traveled to three war zones serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9731.mp4 in i went to liberia where a group of my friends and i did an independent self funded film still in progress on a very legendary and brutal war lord named general butt naked serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9734.mp4 so what happens here the second story also to illustrate another concept is called shifting waistline humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9757.mp4 ok so multi health systems is a software company and i hope that nobody here in this room ever comes into contact with that software because if you do it means you're in prison humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9758.mp4 many of you will humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9760.mp4 i'll have it out later for tech demos humorous 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example the nobel winning economist serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9783.mp4 so at the statistics office while this was all going on i thought this was really interesting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9785.mp4 i wanted everyone to engage with it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9786.mp4 there are seven questions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9789.mp4 in other words and i think you see where this is going no reason to live humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9790.mp4 very good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9791.mp4 don't let the people counting down from interfere with your counting to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9793.mp4 this will linger during the break so take advantage of the networking opportunities humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9796.mp4 and that's what i want to share with you today the top five regrets of the dying serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9797.mp4 for example i wish i hadn't worked so hard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9799.mp4 and stanford university has been doing research for five years now to document how playing a game with an idealized changes how we think and act in real life making us more courageous more ambitious more committed to our goals serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9802.mp4 now it's not always easy to push yourself and that's why they invented mothers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9805.mp4 do it for love they don't do it for money serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9806.mp4 norman said to me i think it all has to do with focusing yourself on one thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9809.mp4 the bees like it in the city humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9810.mp4 in honeybees started disappearing so suddenly like this little nerd kid going to school working with bugs became very relevant in the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9813.mp4 if you're not a flower these bees do not care about you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9814.mp4 they'll say me flying around humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9815.mp4 now this was a mystery in the new york times where the honey was very red and the new york state forensics department came in and they actually did some science to match the red dye with that found in a maraschino cherry factory down the street humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9816.mp4 honeybees die when they sting so they don't want to do it either humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9817.mp4 he probably has a queen bee tied to his chin and the other bees are attracted to it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9819.mp4 try to spot the beehive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9820.mp4 you can see the orientation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9821.mp4 we have tar paper on the rooftops that bounces heat back into the atmosphere contributing to global climate change no doubt serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9822.mp4 and looking back historically at the timeline of honeybee health we can go back to the year and see that there was also a great mortality of bees in ireland serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9823.mp4 perhaps there's more pollen in the city serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9825.mp4 they don't experience this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9827.mp4 that's exactly what i do optical mind control humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9828.mp4 so it seems that the only trait that survives decapitation is vanity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9829.mp4 you can think of this nagging inner voice as sort of the brain's equivalent of the catholic church if you're an austrian like me or the super ego if you're freudian or your mother if you're jewish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9830.mp4 they say if we could record the activity of our neurons we would understand the brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9831.mp4 so you're looking at roughly one percent of the brain of a cockroach serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9832.mp4 but how an experienced code breaker will tell you that in order to figure out what the symbols in a code mean it's essential to 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because a lot of religious people prefer to be right rather than compassionate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9854.mp4 and while i found i knew nothing about these faiths at all despite my own intensely religious background i'd seen judaism only as a kind of prelude to christianity and i knew nothing about islam at all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9855.mp4 the word belief itself originally meant to love to prize to hold dear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9856.mp4 now pride of place in this practice is given to compassion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9857.mp4 first propounded by confucius five centuries before christ do not do to others what you would not like them to do to you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9858.mp4 and you learn until loops by repeating that sequence until mom gets really mad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9860.mp4 my personal journey into the world of programming and technology started at the tender age of serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9861.mp4 it started as a means of self expression serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9862.mp4 they even hosted juice stations humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9863.mp4 for years the country has been divided between politics and religion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9865.mp4 it's so much fun i have it in my house but i have it in the entryway i don't use it to make juice humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9866.mp4 the acid will ruin the gold plating humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9868.mp4 but of course then the ball hits the other side the ripples hit the poor fish they can't find any peace and quiet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9869.mp4 and of course what's especially good is if you type design and emotion the first response out of those pages is my website humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9870.mp4 it will squirt you all around and you can stay in that shower for hours and not waste water by the way because it the same dirty water humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9871.mp4 the other neat thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9872.mp4 i'm only saying positive things from now on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9873.mp4 it's a delight to use serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9875.mp4 oh well different story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9876.mp4 the controls work wonderfully serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9877.mp4 intense fear paralyzes you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9878.mp4 and then a psychologist alice did this wonderful experiment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9879.mp4 still can't reach it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9881.mp4 things work better because you're more creative serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9892.mp4 even these pictures and postcards of my london semester abroad years ago show that i obviously didn't care if i was perceived as weird or different humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9893.mp4 i told myself it was because i was growing up and maturing not that i was suddenly looking for acceptance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9894.mp4 upright walking ape as it was found at lake on the west side humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9895.mp4 and it is one of the most special things to ever do with your mother humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9896.mp4 and then you hope that one of us lot will walk around and find small pieces of you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9897.mp4 and here is a skull of a homo which i just pulled off the shelf there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9898.mp4 the question now is well who are we we're certainly a polluting wasteful aggressive species with a few nice things thrown in perhaps humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9899.mp4 we are the species called homo sapiens sapiens and it's important to remember that in terms of our place in the world today and our future on planet earth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9900.mp4 it's important to remember that we evolved serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9901.mp4 when we then find something very important like the bones of a human ancestor we begin to excavate it extremely carefully and slowly using dental picks and fine paintbrushes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9902.mp4 but i was very lucky to have been brought up in kenya essentially accompanying my parents to lake in search of human remains serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9903.mp4 he was very able to use stones effectively as tools serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9904.mp4 but good thing i did because i don't look good in orange humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9906.mp4 then of course the next question is do you belong to any groups that wish to harm the united states i work at a university humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9907.mp4 don't want to make it look like i'm making any sudden moves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9908.mp4 see that they won't let me on a plane with that but they'll give it to me on the plane humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9913.mp4 they're the ones who initiated this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9915.mp4 but they also are very used to having to deal with patients so i'd say that they sometimes lose the idea that this is torture for you and that you become literally a patient patient means the one who waits humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9916.mp4 i actually had to hack it and that's a thing which we can talk about in another speech humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9918.mp4 and everyone changes as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9920.mp4 a cure whichever it is will have to deal with the whole of me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9921.mp4 surgery the follow up showed luckily little to no growth of the cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9924.mp4 their sexual behavior is too human like for most of us to be comfortable with humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9926.mp4 he's learning the uses for a fire just by watching what we do with fire humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9927.mp4 goodbye humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9928.mp4 she switches from reverse to forward and she holds onto the wheel rather than turns it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9930.mp4 kanzi and are stimulated by this fun filled environment which promotes the emergence of these cultural capabilities humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9931.mp4 and i think perhaps somewhere in our history we sort of divided our lives up into lots of parts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9932.mp4 maybe it's something special in his brain that allows him to make tools or to have mathematics serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9934.mp4 his mother originally came from a forest in africa serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9935.mp4 as they turn toward us you'll see that the pelvic area of early is a little flatter and doesn't have to rotate quite so much from side to side serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9936.mp4 slim bodied bonobos are by nature very gentle creatures serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9938.mp4 i was and kids would say that were surprised that i didn't smell like curry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9941.mp4 so this here my student got accepted to law school with scholarships and not to brag but i did write one of his letters of recommendation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9942.mp4 so even though he will rely a lot on his grit to get him through that first year law school grind i'll be there as a mentor for him check in with him from time to time maybe take him out to get some curry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9944.mp4 but in prison he started to work hard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9945.mp4 they basically pulled themselves up by the bootstraps serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9947.mp4 what these stories primarily indicate is that teaching is social and benefits from social scaffolding serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9964.mp4 but i will also contest that i'm not as nervous as i should be because i'm pretty sure i'm right about this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9965.mp4 i did the thing and was very surprised to discover that i am fat and bald humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9966.mp4 and then one day i get a call from john doerr bill berkman and al gore on the same day saying return david phone call humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9969.mp4 so if i can make an analogy let's say that you were trying to tell the difference between a good restaurant a healthy restaurant and a sick restaurant and all you had was the list of ingredients that they had in their larder serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9971.mp4 so what you can tell is you can tell the difference between an asian person and a european person by looking at their ingredients list serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9973.mp4 i mean one day we would say and people were like foxes trotting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9976.mp4 the physics of movement doesn't really give a crap about your gender humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9982.mp4 mountain roads day and night and even crooked lombard street in san francisco humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_9984.mp4 when you see a vulture like this the 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+UR-FUNNY_10058.mp4 and yet we adults act as if girls are more fragile and more in need of help and they can't handle as much serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10059.mp4 but on that mountaintop waiting for the wind to come in just right i felt so many other things too exhilaration confidence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10060.mp4 now i'm not saying your girls must be firefighters or that they should be but i am saying that we are raising our girls to be timid even helpless and it begins when we caution them against physical risk serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10063.mp4 hand me one of those waters i'm extremely dry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10066.mp4 i mean it's i have my friends therefore i am humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10068.mp4 you know i mean it's nice thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10069.mp4 no i'm glad to have you parallel aging alongside me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10071.mp4 because especially people you've known a long time people you've 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+UR-FUNNY_10092.mp4 it stands for intelligent mobility platform with spoke system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10093.mp4 and just by the tactile information it successfully crosses over these types of terrains serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10096.mp4 in other words we can't create supermodel mice humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10099.mp4 and this is actually what it looks like hundreds of blood vessels all growing toward the center of the wound serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10100.mp4 you will basically not be able to distinguish them and the exception of course will be guinness humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10101.mp4 and the expensive pain medication worked better serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10102.mp4 for women housework prevents breast cancer but for men shopping could make you impotent humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10103.mp4 it's like a consenting intellectual activity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10105.mp4 but that's because people who eat fruit and and olive oil are freaks they're not normal they're like you they come to events like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10106.mp4 that doesn't mean it's the vegetables or olive oil humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10110.mp4 and i think that's the funniest epidemiology joke you will ever hear humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10111.mp4 these are from the daily mail serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10112.mp4 this one belongs to my dead cat hettie serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10113.mp4 so red wine can help prevent breast cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10114.mp4 actually it turns out that your risk of breast cancer increases slightly with every amount of alcohol you drink serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10115.mp4 i'm going to tell you about one trial which is probably the most well reported trial in the news media over the past decade serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10117.mp4 that's an outrageous and ridiculous finding but it's true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10119.mp4 you can give the competing drug in too high a dose so people get side effects serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10124.mp4 he used to keep a gorilla suit in the trunk of his car and he'd say it's for emergencies only humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10125.mp4 and i was like whoa i guess we get to say anything out loud humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10126.mp4 i was working as an internist and paul was finishing his training as a neurosurgeon when he started to lose weight serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10127.mp4 we learned directly how to struggle through really tough medical decisions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10142.mp4 the email itself was from another very sexy european type ted curator chris anderson humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10148.mp4 of course he was humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10150.mp4 the hour from night to day serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10151.mp4 groucho marx charlie you should have come to the first party serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10156.mp4 there's a very cute example here from calvin and hobbes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10157.mp4 if this is confirmation bias there is so much confirmation i am biased serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10176.mp4 and now all bets are off humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10177.mp4 now imagine someone as twisted as me trying to build a house humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10179.mp4 and so this is framing lumber composite materials and it's kind of hard to get the embodied energy out of that but it can be a sustainable resource if you use certified lumber serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10180.mp4 when it comes time to if you use it's about a quarter of the embodied energy of standard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10183.mp4 i call this the alpha piece serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10184.mp4 he knew before he arrived that the foundation was going to be live streaming his event but what he didn't know until he turned up was that they'd erected a 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10212.mp4 you know aristotle says a tragedy is that moment when the hero comes face to face with his true identity humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10213.mp4 and i'm standing there with two testicles on my chin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10215.mp4 and i talk to him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10218.mp4 and he points out there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10219.mp4 my responsibility is to get you home rich humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10220.mp4 good grief not to this crowd humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10222.mp4 i'm an apprentice and i work with the people who do the jobs in question serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10224.mp4 albert is the shepherd in question serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10228.mp4 literally the transition from ignorance to knowledge is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10231.mp4 people with dirty jobs are happier than you think serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10233.mp4 he didn't follow his passion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10234.mp4 so i started to look at passion i started to look at efficiency vs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10239.mp4 you know our tools today don't look like shovels and picks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10241.mp4 they're two sides of the same coin just like innovation and imitation like risk and responsibility like and like that poor little lamb who i hope isn't quivering anymore and like my time that's gone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10246.mp4 hey we live in a very noxious world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10247.mp4 step back give your mother a break okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10248.mp4 without them humanity cannot survive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10249.mp4 and i walked up to the bedside of an old woman who was breathing very rapidly fragile obviously in the latter phase of active dying serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10250.mp4 that would be an olympic event turn a squirrel loose whoever catches it gets a gold medal humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10252.mp4 the uterus would literally fall out of the body humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10254.mp4 well emily baer runners she finishes in eighth place in the top even though she stopped at all the aid stations to breastfeed her baby during the race humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10256.mp4 i'm not ready humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10259.mp4 come with us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10260.mp4 go serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10261.mp4 when you have two in one organism it's not a coincidence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10262.mp4 when the arrived in north america you had two choices you either fight back and engage or you could take off serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10266.mp4 and in the words of malcolm gladwell crack cocaine was the extra chunky version of tomato sauce for the inner city humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10267.mp4 now was lucky he was such a freak and that clipboard probably saved his life because they figured no other rival gang member would be coming up to shoot at them with a clipboard humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10272.mp4 and you and i probably faced with the situation would think i guess i'm going to write my dissertation on the grateful dead i've been following them for the last three months humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10273.mp4 and especially for me as i sat in my office with my excel spreadsheet open waiting for to come and deliver to me the latest load of data that he would get from the gang humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10275.mp4 it's amazing but the top level of the gang they actually call themselves the board of directors humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10276.mp4 got to know very well the guy who had the unfortunate assignment of trying to take the iowa franchise which it turned out for this black gang was not one of the more brilliant financial endeavors they undertook humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10277.mp4 it turns out the death rates on death row from all causes including execution two percent a year humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10278.mp4 i think the gang member says it much more than the economist about what's going on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10280.mp4 and it never would really occur to an economist that this idea of and could really be important humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10284.mp4 and for the people who were there running the gang it was a great way seemingly to make a lot of money serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10285.mp4 and in his own words he looked like a freak serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10286.mp4 he took one look at who was going to go do some surveys for him and decided he knew exactly the place to send him which was to one of the toughest most notorious housing projects not just in chicago but in the entire united states serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10288.mp4 and they're the ones who basically make the profit or lose a profit depending on how good they are at running the business 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didn't really have gold jewelry they had gold plated jewelry serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10297.mp4 let me do one last thing i hadn't thought i'd have time to do which is to talk about what we learned more generally about economics from the study of the gang serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10298.mp4 it's as if you reduced all of the world's cuisines down to airline food humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10299.mp4 these aren't palaces or cathedrals serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10304.mp4 right so when institutions are told they are obstacles and that there are other ways of coordinating the value they go through something a little bit like the kubler ross stages of reaction being told you have a fatal illness denial anger bargaining acceptance humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10305.mp4 and you can see why from point of view that's a bad idea right we hired this programmer he came in he drank our cokes and played for three years and he had one idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10306.mp4 right bad hire humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10307.mp4 now this is the part of the talk where i tell you what's going to come as a result of all of this but i'm running out of time which is good because i don't know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10309.mp4 you found an institution and you use the institution to coordinate the activities of the group serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10310.mp4 some people get less dressed up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10311.mp4 is a photo sharing service that allows people to take photos them share them over the web and so forth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10314.mp4 if you're thinking it's ironic that i asked people to download another app so that they would spend less time on their phones yeah but you gotta meet people where they are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10315.mp4 that is exactly the behavior that the technology is built to trigger humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10316.mp4 as one designer told me the 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like i'm thinking about my future now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10344.mp4 so when i randomly ran down to the junior college and registered for classes i really wasn't paying attention to what i was registering to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10345.mp4 i got this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10347.mp4 it was poorly let's just put it that way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10348.mp4 when can we talk because we need to talk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10349.mp4 there was so much history that we would have to go through to try to explain that and that's something i try to do with them anyways serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10353.mp4 above you right here on the slide is a painting by frans serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10355.mp4 i want to show you something serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10376.mp4 but i gave him the money because i was from riverdale so i had more money than he did humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10378.mp4 but you know we said david who's going to know they're not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10380.mp4 and he noticed a large stain in the center of the rug humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10381.mp4 maybe amongst themselves they had a few good laughs but stalin was a paranoid man even more than my father humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10382.mp4 but in her lexicon sorry the rest unknown thank you is sorry the rest unknown go to hell because she couldn't care less humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10383.mp4 so and that's a song about how everybody's miserable because you know we're from russia humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10384.mp4 and she said i knew it was he humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10385.mp4 i think the family should open a store there and sell chocolate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10386.mp4 and then my aunt frances dies and before she died she tried to pay with low packets for her bagel humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10387.mp4 so i was fortunate enough to be born a very dreamy child serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10388.mp4 and we started a studio serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10390.mp4 so i hopefully am writing you know books that are good for children and for adults serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10391.mp4 and the chair in the background is my favorite chair serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10392.mp4 it really scares me because my life is too random and too confused and i enjoy it that way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10393.mp4 and with him i was able to do a project that was really fantastic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10395.mp4 well susan this is a fine mess you are in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10396.mp4 so what i did when i was painting was i started singing because i really adore singing and i think that music is the highest form of all art serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10397.mp4 i'm going to read quickly and probably i'm going to edit some because i don't have that much time left a few of the columns serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10402.mp4 of course sea cucumbers shoot them out their rears which in my opinion makes them much more interesting a superhero humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10404.mp4 so imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10405.mp4 so you have to make a living cartooning serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10407.mp4 but that day i flew low over the islands it was a family trip to the caribbean and i flew in a small plane low over the islands serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10418.mp4 i'm just going to throw this into an orbit and see if i can paint everybody's shoes in the front humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10420.mp4 this little boy is looking up at his father and he says daddy when i grow up i want to be a former president humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10422.mp4 there are a couple of reasons for this that i'll mention to begin with serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10425.mp4 ninety percent of everything is crap so 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+UR-FUNNY_10450.mp4 and i was getting up every five minutes to pee and drinking everybody's water at the table and i think they all thought i was a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10451.mp4 that night i was taken into the emergency room and diagnosed as a type diabetic in full blown serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10452.mp4 and so we just heard about the sequencing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10453.mp4 and that comes back to the diabetes story i was telling you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10455.mp4 they would not leave me alone until i let them have a piece but it was not a good one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10456.mp4 mr humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10460.mp4 in appearance he resembled mahatma gandhi minus the loincloth plus orthopedic boots serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10461.mp4 he had friends in high places who assured him that he was of great value to the economy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10463.mp4 but it slightly bores me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10466.mp4 and so i applied to and they turned me down humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10467.mp4 so we were told to build no more models we were incompetent humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10468.mp4 i have nothing to do no qualifications for anything humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10469.mp4 and i read it and it was just it was crap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10470.mp4 so we were happy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10471.mp4 so you know if it didn't work this way you might as well believe it because you didn't have any other scheme humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10472.mp4 it was really you know sort of a time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10474.mp4 and i'm smiling sort of forced i think because the girl i had boy she was gone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10475.mp4 no use for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10476.mp4 ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10479.mp4 and oh that's the book little book serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10480.mp4 but wilkins you know thought was the best bet and he showed this x ray photograph serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10481.mp4 i mean in those days it was the domain of the physicists serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10482.mp4 not solve it like you know in rigorous fashion but build a model an electro model using some coordinates of you know length all that sort of stuff from x ray photographs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10483.mp4 and certainly neither crick or i were chemists so we tried to build a model serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10484.mp4 he'll build a model and then we're going to be scooped serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10485.mp4 rosalind franklin was leaving in about two months and after she left he would start building models serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10486.mp4 and so crick and i you know started building models and i'd learned a little chemistry but not enough serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10487.mp4 he said they were wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10488.mp4 the next five years there were essentially something like five references to our work in nature none serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10489.mp4 so that's the first cracking of the genetic code and it was all over by serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10491.mp4 and you can see on the top that cancers which are bad show or deletions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10494.mp4 i witnessed my brothers and my siblings continuously stopped and frisked by law enforcement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10498.mp4 we have real specific instructions here not to talk about politics humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10500.mp4 oh it's going to be so much fun humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10502.mp4 al gore invented the internet and because of that something that we used for a whole year excuse me a whole decade for fun became everything our commerce our research our communication and if we let the guys think for another couple weekends we can add a dozen more things to the list 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evolution humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10516.mp4 it will read like this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10519.mp4 take a simple sentence humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10520.mp4 this is the way it should be seen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10522.mp4 and if you want to get more specific it's actually specific zip codes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10523.mp4 not integrated circuits indians and chinese humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10524.mp4 moderator two minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10525.mp4 and when they were subject to the plague most people didn't survive but those who survived had a mutation on the receptor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10527.mp4 and we're finding amoebas like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10528.mp4 this funky little thing people didn't used to think that it was worth taking samples out of nuclear reactors because it was dangerous and of course nothing lived there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10531.mp4 i mean george bush he's going to be gone alright life isn't serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10532.mp4 they can't do it naturally so what they do with this thing is they take a spoon take some cells out of an adult mouth code take the cells from that and insert it into a fertilized cow's egg reprogram cow's egg different gene code serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10533.mp4 and when we learn how to close the gene gaps then we can put a full string of together serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10534.mp4 huge gene sequencing facilities the size of football fields serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10535.mp4 this changes all rules serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10537.mp4 no one put a curse on my mother's uterus and i didn't get it because my parents are first cousins which they are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10539.mp4 or maybe not serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10544.mp4 i prefer blood shift humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10547.mp4 national record attempt serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10548.mp4 andy andy how are you doing she said using the name of my older brother humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10549.mp4 early filer and late filer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10551.mp4 so it turned out that starting a council of dads was a very efficient way to find out what my wife really thought of my friends humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10552.mp4 and when i have no more love left i just drink milk because that's where love comes from humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10553.mp4 i was like david cries when you invite him to take a walk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10554.mp4 that's why they were called ape hangers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10555.mp4 i was for all the world the walking guy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10556.mp4 i have cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10557.mp4 would they wonder who i was i thought serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10559.mp4 my wife as i said she grew up outside of boston serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10562.mp4 the nearest land was antarctica and the nearest people would be those manning the european space station above me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10563.mp4 that's what it's like in the southern ocean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10564.mp4 no one wears trousers with a quite that high in this day and age humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10566.mp4 finally i bought a tiny dinghy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10567.mp4 just like in my dreams there were amazing parts and tough parts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10584.mp4 when it's degrees below zero humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10591.mp4 i have never forgiven him for that thing i made up in my head humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10592.mp4 i will be swimming around in you for the rest of your life i told my slightly horrified sister humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10595.mp4 i'll never forget the magic that would happen when a woman stopped resisting the pain and opened serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10596.mp4 albert einstein called this state this dimension only being serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10600.mp4 we didn't have the kind of the relationship where we talked about the deeper stuff but like many siblings and like people in all kinds of relationships we were hesitant to tell our truths to reveal our wounds to admit our wrongdoings serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10602.mp4 i was paid in love serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10632.mp4 but sometimes i try to put myself in that position humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10636.mp4 and in fact you could say that the expansion of the empire was really sort of one long drawn out militarized shopping spree really humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10637.mp4 but anyway this is it's food at the center of life at the center of family life being celebrated being enjoyed people taking time for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10638.mp4 we live in places like this as if they're the most natural things in the world forgetting that because we're animals and that we need to eat we're actually as dependent on the natural world as our ancient ancestors were serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10639.mp4 by it's estimated that twice the number of us are going to be living in cities serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10644.mp4 he'd always walk up to his airplane in a kind of saunter devil saunter flick the cigarette away grab the girl waiting here give her a kiss humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10648.mp4 she said but it's too high humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10652.mp4 it did mine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10653.mp4 you had to learn about aeronautics serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10654.mp4 well the act of drawing airplanes led me to when i had the opportunity to choose a course in school led me to sign up for aeronautical engineering serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10656.mp4 and i couldn't choose airplanes because they had gotten sort of at that point even though i'd done a lot of airplane work on the interiors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10658.mp4 so it causes a lot of inner conflict you know like part of me likes me part of me hates me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10659.mp4 because if you only have the iranian passport you're kind of limited to the countries you can go to with open arms you know syria venezuela north korea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10663.mp4 i was in dubai serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10665.mp4 and i got it in my head that all the indians must be workers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10666.mp4 until you forget humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10667.mp4 in fact most people who get it don't even know they've had it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10703.mp4 this first one internet zero up here this is a web server that has the cost and complexity of an tag about a dollar that can go in every light bulb and doorknob and this is getting commercialized very quickly serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10704.mp4 fungible goods in economics can be extended and traded serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10709.mp4 they know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10710.mp4 it feels like the united nations here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10713.mp4 you must be doing something right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10714.mp4 so it was the spread of tuberculosis and the spread of cholera that i was responsible for inhibiting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10715.mp4 i had been traveling to one country after another serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10716.mp4 i grabbed hold of it sat down and ate my breakfast with my pigs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10717.mp4 this is the result of my hobby which is unofficial bin inspections humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10720.mp4 i thought my goodness what taboo have i broken how have i insulted my host he pointed at three grains of rice at the bottom of my bowl and he said clean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10721.mp4 this guy has thrashed me at my own game humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10722.mp4 we knew that during the war humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10723.mp4 i went to the local baker and took their stale bread serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10724.mp4 so i took the food supply of every single country and i compared it to what was actually likely to be being consumed in each country serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10725.mp4 as a country gets richer it invests more and more in getting more and more surplus into its shops and restaurants and as you can see most european and north american countries fall between and percent of the nutritional requirements of their populations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10726.mp4 a country like america has four times the amount of food that it needs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10727.mp4 but what we have to recognize now is that we are reaching the ecological limits that our planet can bear and when we chop down forests as we are every day to grow more and more food when we extract water from depleting water reserves when we emit fossil fuel emissions in the quest to grow more and more food and then we throw away so much of it we have to think about what we can start saving serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10732.mp4 so that's probably a bit of a counter intuitive idea so i'll say it again let it sink in if we want to solve problems like hunger poverty climate change global conflict obesity i believe that we need to aspire to play games online for at least billion hours a week by the end of the next decade humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10733.mp4 this picture pretty much sums up why i think games are so essential to the future survival of the human species humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10734.mp4 this is a gamer who's on the verge of something called an epic win humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10735.mp4 first of all for children in the united states hours is the exact amount of time you will spend in school from fifth grade to high school graduation if you have perfect attendance humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10737.mp4 okay we can do that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10738.mp4 you know jerry bruckheimer movies you form a dream team you've got the astronaut the scientist the ex convict and they all have something to do to save the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10739.mp4 some of you might be thinking that's a lot of time to spend playing games serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10740.mp4 this is a gamer on the verge of an epic win serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10741.mp4 good serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10742.mp4 but i also mean good as in motivated to do something that matters inspired to collaborate and to cooperate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10744.mp4 they never give you a challenge you can't achieve serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10745.mp4 you guys have heard of leveling up strength intelligence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10746.mp4 and up to around age or these functions are all intact and as i look at the young audience here in the room we're all still fine humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10747.mp4 so we teach them over several days to find this space on these cues in the space and you can compare this for humans to finding your car in a parking lot after a busy day of shopping humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10748.mp4 they didn't find it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10749.mp4 but we usually have to wait until the person dies to get the brain and look at how it really changed through age or in a disease serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10752.mp4 great creativity can spread tolerance champion freedom make education seem like a bright idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10753.mp4 science is clever but great creativity is something less more magical serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10754.mp4 take a tune sing high when they sing low sing fast when they sing slow and you've got a new tune humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10756.mp4 spoiler alert unlocking your phone by sliding an icon with your finger humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10757.mp4 i'm going to destroy android because it's a stolen product humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10758.mp4 now the grey album is a serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10759.mp4 i think everything is a and i think this is a better way to conceive of creativity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10765.mp4 we had to deal with images from films like the day after tomorrow humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10766.mp4 and the audience for such a long time was in a position where they didn't have any way of affecting news or making any change serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10770.mp4 but that doesn't prevent them from both being completely false humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10772.mp4 and that's despite the fact that a supernova is so bright so brilliant an event that it would kill you stone dead at a range of several light years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10773.mp4 originally meant quasi stellar object which means things that look a bit like stars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10774.mp4 it would be a bit like experiencing a supernova explosion but at point blank range and for millions of years at a time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10775.mp4 or is it now actually that's just another parochial misconception humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10779.mp4 if you've been punched on the nose then the science of medicine does not consist of teaching you how to avoid punches humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10781.mp4 and that is how un typical this place is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10782.mp4 that is the growth of knowledge serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10786.mp4 and the limiting factor there and here is not resources because they're plentiful but knowledge which is scarce serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10787.mp4 now i don't think that probability is the right category to discuss this issue in but i do agree with him about this we can survive and we can fail to survive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10788.mp4 so let me now apply this to a current controversy not because i want to advocate any particular solution but just to illustrate the kind of thing i mean serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10789.mp4 so it's already too late to avoid it and it probably has been too late to avoid it ever since before anyone realized the danger serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10793.mp4 so look you don't have to like what they do but you do have to respect the entrepreneurial nature of their endeavors humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10795.mp4 there is also a widely held belief that by blaming an attack on a nation state you are putting regulators at bay at least for a period of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10798.mp4 the answer is the first poem was generated by an algorithm called that was created back in the and the second poem was written by a guy called frank o'hara who happens to be one of my favorite human poets humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10799.mp4 therefore according to the logic of the reverse turing test gertrude stein is a computer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10802.mp4 have a go poem little fly thy summer's play my thoughtless hand has away serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10803.mp4 so let's try another test serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10804.mp4 if shivering is a form of meditation then i would consider myself a monk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10805.mp4 i was hooked humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10806.mp4 and once we got there the vehicles were just as creative snowmobiles six wheel soviet troop carriers and a couple of super sketchy helicopter flights humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10809.mp4 the air a brisk with windchill and i could literally feel the blood trying to leave my hands feet and face and rush to protect my vital organs serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10811.mp4 but there was just this one problem serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10812.mp4 so if i was going to find perfect waves it was probably going to happen somewhere cold where the seas are notoriously rough and that's exactly where i began to look serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10813.mp4 and i told myself there's not a chance you're getting out of the water serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10821.mp4 so i spent the next years reading about crows in my spare time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10822.mp4 and in return we just tried to kill them all the time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10823.mp4 so keep in mind she's never seen this done humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10825.mp4 so that's the part where the researchers freak out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10826.mp4 and they were entertained to discover that for the rest of the week whenever these particular students walked around campus these crows would caw at them and run around and make their life kind of miserable humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10827.mp4 until they finally graduated and left campus and glad to get away i'm sure came back sometime later and found the crows still remembered them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10828.mp4 so now students at the university of washington that are studying these crows do so with a giant wig and a big mask humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10829.mp4 so i built the vending machine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10830.mp4 and out of those nine tenths of the human growth population is occurring in cities serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10831.mp4 she's a new caledonian crow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10832.mp4 now every crow within five kilometers is standing by a sidewalk waiting to collect its lunch serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10833.mp4 and as we heard yesterday that's the pandora's box that's getting human beings in trouble and we're starting to see it with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10834.mp4 and it uses training to shape their behavior over four stages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10835.mp4 then they leave the machine spits up more coins and peanuts and life is dandy if you're a crow you can come back anytime and get yourself a peanut serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10836.mp4 they do that here and that knocks the coins down the slot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10838.mp4 i mean look at them at the end of this movie you actually feel something for two pieces of furniture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10841.mp4 instead they were all how should i put it they were all kind of robotic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10842.mp4 and here when you see the robot interacting with me on a desktop and i'm actually redesigning the robot so unbeknownst to itself it's kind of digging its own grave by helping me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10844.mp4 i actually participated in a play i hope no video of that around still humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10845.mp4 and i was really amazed because my name was the second name on the list the previous name was in humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10846.mp4 whatever that means humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10847.mp4 i think humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10848.mp4 and i learned two surprising lessons serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10849.mp4 we were folding up a lot of folding chairs and i was amazed at how quickly we found our own rhythm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10850.mp4 you have to use your sense memory to reconstruct the emotions and kind of think with your body to find the right expression improvise play off your scene partner serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10852.mp4 and it's a little bit like what you might see actors do when they try to mirror each other to find the right between them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10853.mp4 the other got more the stage actor risk taker brain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10854.mp4 and i thought music that's the perfect place to look at teamwork coordination timing improvisation and we just got this robot playing marimba serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10856.mp4 now it's looking at me showing that it's listening serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10858.mp4 everything that smelling in here is made up of atoms that come from what i call the upper east side of the periodic table a nice safe neighborhood humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10861.mp4 how all right now when people ask this kind of question they neglect something which is that physicists are really clever unlike biologists humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10862.mp4 but it has a certain it has a certain ring to it which is attractive to people who read too much century german literature humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10865.mp4 and then will come what they call the heart the lush heart note serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10867.mp4 a very expensive high school chemistry education serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10870.mp4 you have a molecule coming in it gets into the protein which is schematic here and it causes this thing to switch to turn to move in some way by binding in certain parts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10872.mp4 well i would really love to know what you would do on the first monday morning but here's what i did i panicked humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10873.mp4 but it is even more remarkable if you consider where we had been just a few years ago serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10874.mp4 and i say that sincerely partly because i need that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10880.mp4 driving ourselves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10882.mp4 there was no motorcade back there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10885.mp4 we went in and sat down at the booth and the waitress came over made a big commotion over tipper humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10888.mp4 but i wanted to elaborate on a couple of these serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10889.mp4 but they are also very effective in deflecting our path serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10890.mp4 at the current levels of technological efficiency can make this much difference serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10891.mp4 insulation better design serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10893.mp4 and what it means is elaborated at serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10894.mp4 integrate climate solutions into all of your innovations whether you are from the technology or entertainment or design and architecture community serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10895.mp4 become a catalyst of change serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10900.mp4 why did she say that because it was a line from our chinese parallel susan boyle a year old woman a vegetable vendor in shanghai who loves singing western opera but she didn't understand any english or french or italian so she managed to fill in the lyrics with vegetable names in chinese humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10901.mp4 well being different is not that difficult serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10902.mp4 now i could look at my hand for two weeks and i wouldn't feel any awe or wonder because i can't compose humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10903.mp4 i was at a ski resort in switzerland without any money to actually enjoy myself because the snow had melted and i didn't have money to go to a movie serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10908.mp4 so as good citizens we clean up the beaches and no he is not drinking alcohol and if he is i did not give it to him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10909.mp4 and let me tell you kids with power tools are awesome and safe humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10910.mp4 we are so rapid at that the lunch is still in the when we're hacking it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10911.mp4 so of course we didn't take the kids the parents wouldn't allow that to happen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10912.mp4 we pack the sediment into small bags we then dispatch them to hundreds of small bags that we send to different universities and we produce the map of the seabed radioactivity especially in estuaries where the fish will reproduce and i will hope that we will have improved the safety of the local fishermen and of your favorite sushi humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10914.mp4 so we packed this prototype of a sensor and we shipped it to bangladesh serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10915.mp4 also it damaged the nuclear power plant of fukushima the nuclear power plant just by the water serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10918.mp4 sebastian actually said to me he said thirteen former guests contacted me before my own mother rang humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10919.mp4 but i love that the number one task posted over a hundred times a day is something that many of us have felt the pain of doing yes assembling ikea furniture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10920.mp4 now i love that word humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10921.mp4 i caught up with him recently where over the course of several cups of tea he told me how hosting guests from all over the world has enriched his life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10922.mp4 it's a fantastic example of how technology is creating a market for things that never had a 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like them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10979.mp4 so i always teach my kids to respect american ideas but i told my daughter that this is one exception that she is not gay she is just confused by this american problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10983.mp4 not only of course the scientists and all the wonderful giants of the industries but the celebrities serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10984.mp4 and you've all made these advancements happen in such a short time you're all so young serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10985.mp4 you know it's heartening to me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10989.mp4 so anyway what i was trying to say is that i really love ted serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10990.mp4 i like that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10991.mp4 i am a working mother and i also go to school full time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_10992.mp4 so i think all people we need that but especially i look at people like me you know like i mean latinos we're about to be the 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response how about nothing we didn't have high hopes for that outcome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11048.mp4 and i thought i should patent this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11049.mp4 now my company deals with news ostensibly and as a result we were not in violation of this patent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11050.mp4 now i had hoped to team up with some of these larger companies in order to defend against this lawsuit but one they settled out of the case even though and this is important none of these companies infringed on this patent not a one of them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11051.mp4 their attorney ah yes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11054.mp4 it looks like a big boring word but it's actually quite exciting because is the only with in it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11055.mp4 you just have to know where to look and to maybe be a little thin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11056.mp4 now this species here is so new i'm not even allowed to tell you its name yet but i can tell you it's a new species from mexico and it's probably already extinct serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11057.mp4 and i'm going to spend my one life as an trying to discover and save these humble little blind that can tell us so much about the geology of the planet and the biology of how we see serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11058.mp4 from this you actually learn that retired european families are extremely patient with survey takers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11060.mp4 let's start by thinking about the member countries of the or the organization of economic cooperation and development serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11062.mp4 as an irishman he hated the english so much he didn't have much emotion for anyone else humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11064.mp4 think how different america would be if every american knew that this is the fifth time western armies have gone to afghanistan to put its house in order and if they had some idea of exactly what had happened on those four previous occasions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11065.mp4 now this dramatic change was drawn to my attention through massive i serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11070.mp4 so all we have is this record humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11071.mp4 in fact they funded it for that very reason humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11072.mp4 and then for a real beginner you would go down even further and elaborate more say open the oven wait for the light to go out open the door don't leave it open too long put the penguin in and shut the door humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11073.mp4 i suspect that some of you might not even understand that language humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11074.mp4 it's absolutely irrelevant and i get nothing for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11075.mp4 there is no reason for a child to read and write except blind faith and that it's going to help you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11077.mp4 people have this belief and i share 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+UR-FUNNY_11088.mp4 i know it because people come up to me like colleagues and say chris you have a strange career humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11089.mp4 i said i have no idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11090.mp4 and then you might get something humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11091.mp4 i'm going to tell you about how i learned something about life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11093.mp4 except if you think that life is also defined by things that die you're not in luck with this thing because that's actually a very strange organism serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11096.mp4 now i still have my struggles particularly with the anxiety but i'm able to manage it through daily mediation yoga and a relatively healthy diet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11099.mp4 i was standing on their shoulders serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11102.mp4 his name is nostradamus although here the sun have made him look a little bit like sean connery humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11103.mp4 that would mean that i was a and you were an idiot for letting me get away with it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11104.mp4 complications is a medical euphemism for pneumonia and death humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11105.mp4 and in fact we know that that's true because several different groups of research scientists tried to replicate the findings of this study and when they submitted it to the exact same journal the journal said no we're not interested in publishing replication serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11106.mp4 and they say in their discussion that this is very likely because freaks get published serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11109.mp4 sounds like fast food doesn't it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11111.mp4 those have to pay tuition fees know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11112.mp4 okay it's not obvious to be honest humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11113.mp4 this is what we are using humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11114.mp4 at least in my case they are not listened to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11115.mp4 so everyone of you turns to their neighbor please serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11116.mp4 so this ingenuity of our ancestors to invent this most marvelous technology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11119.mp4 you need proteins for muscles recovery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11120.mp4 and something which maybe you don't like but you are so hungry that you really will be satisfied to eat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11121.mp4 and within this structure you see these two pinkish layers which are actually the muscle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11122.mp4 too many buildings that you see outside that are so banal tell you a story but the story is very short which says we have no story to tell you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11123.mp4 we can think them out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11136.mp4 it's because the elevator is missing some important instrumentation like the buttons humorous 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some lasted minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11146.mp4 and let me show you what happened humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11147.mp4 this little girl was interesting she ate the inside of the marshmallow humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11149.mp4 that child already at four understood the most important principle for success which is the ability to delay gratification serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11150.mp4 they were doing wonderful serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11151.mp4 they had bad grades serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11152.mp4 that person ate the marshmallow serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11155.mp4 the reality is that this issue is much too important to be left to politicians and to the united nations humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11158.mp4 indeed when ireland first joined the european union in there were parts of the country that were considered developing including my own beloved native county county mayo serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11160.mp4 i don't remember making a single speech on climate change serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11177.mp4 i know some of you are working on this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11179.mp4 now the american health care system has more than its fair share of dysfunction to match its brilliance to be sure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11181.mp4 it's a key distinction serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11184.mp4 it's probably impossible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11186.mp4 and as it turned out these guys really taught me a thing or two about blending in with the locals humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11187.mp4 and this happens every two weeks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11188.mp4 if you look at their patent carefully especially if you have any engineering background or talent you may decide that you see one or two points where the design is not perfectly adequate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11189.mp4 now i hope you will agree with me that these things i've just described to you each of them deserves some kind of prize humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11190.mp4 a trillion bill from zimbabwe humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11192.mp4 they stopped using oxygen pretty quickly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11193.mp4 one to save your life one to save the life of some lucky bystander humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11197.mp4 the man had cut his finger he worked processing chickens and then he started to smell really really bad serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11198.mp4 after five years it went away on its own serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11199.mp4 what you've done makes people laugh and then think serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11200.mp4 it's very difficult numerically to win a prize if you want to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11202.mp4 that's the heart of the ceremony serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11204.mp4 sometimes they just explode before your eyes or come down supersonic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11205.mp4 i thought it was quite an interesting experiment in the principles of rocket science serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11206.mp4 you lot you're all right but we'll get you eventually don't worry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11208.mp4 england is right behind you as usual humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11209.mp4 let's be honest guys you haven't got that cash humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11210.mp4 we've got a new one this year but we'll work on that next season humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11211.mp4 so you could say that school food is quite important really judging the circumstances humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11213.mp4 if the kids don't know what stuff is then they will never eat it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11214.mp4 i use information education serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11216.mp4 stacy does her best but she's third generation as well she was never taught to cook at home or at school serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11218.mp4 he's fed up with burying his friends his family his community serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11219.mp4 can't even get them out the door and i'm being serious serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11221.mp4 big companies serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11223.mp4 when i say overnight i mean i literally woke up the next morning with so many notifications on my phone i thought i slept through a national tragedy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11224.mp4 but as it turns out people are people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11230.mp4 so with the anonymity of the internet i went undercover humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11231.mp4 alt facts have that quality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11233.mp4 we have got to break out of these digital divides because as our technology advances the consequences of our tribalism become more dangerous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11235.mp4 keep in mind conversations stop violence conversations start countries they build bridges and when the chips are down conversations are the last tools that humans use before they pick up their guns serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11237.mp4 this made them want to leave the safety of their laptops and meet us in person to have real conversations with real people in real life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11238.mp4 this is a collective and conscious evolution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11239.mp4 and i'm going to tell you when you trick the algorithm of your existence you will get some diversified experiences serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11242.mp4 the political aspects of mobile phones can't be ignored either from text message swarms in korea helping to bring down a government to the project in the keeping tabs on politicians who try to avoid the press humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11243.mp4 our emphasis on solutions is quite intentional serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11244.mp4 as a born gen x er hurtling all too quickly to my fortieth birthday i'm naturally inclined to pessimism serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11247.mp4 and the incredible thing about hyena shit is it makes great chalk humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11248.mp4 when i started talking to richard about what i was going to speak about i had recently come back from jordan where i had an amazing experience with a camel humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11249.mp4 about every steps they lean back and try to take a chunk out of your leg humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11250.mp4 it is a pound creature who is in rut humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11251.mp4 and if richard thought i was getting in the ring with that camel someone was smoking bedouin high grade humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11252.mp4 but over the years the blackboards were fine but they ran out of chalk serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11253.mp4 you can just imagine this expanse is an ocean of sand degrees one water bottle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11254.mp4 and eventually our worst nightmare happened they flooded the engine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11255.mp4 we got out and walked and sure enough about half a mile we came over the crest of this hill and there was a huge gathering of bedouin with their camels serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11256.mp4 so as we talked richard and i i said you know maybe i should bring a camel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11257.mp4 richard said i want you to get up close and personal with this camel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11258.mp4 this what you just gave us is not the classic tour that people get today when they go to the sistine chapel humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11261.mp4 churches used tapestries not just to keep out cold during long masses but as a way to represent the great theater of life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11262.mp4 airport security humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11263.mp4 thanks to my ancestors for robbing me of my invention humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11264.mp4 perhaps in the face of constant pressure my caveman instinct of survival has connected with the bows serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11265.mp4 my mother had to do a lot of explaining telling people that her son did not commit a premeditated arson serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11266.mp4 what we have here is a painting of the great poet burns and it's just a normal image but if we now switch inputs over to the phone running our technology you can see effectively what seeing on the screen and when she points at this image something magical happens humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11269.mp4 they're not very animated humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11270.mp4 all the processing to do that was actually done on the device itself serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11272.mp4 in the last years it's really changed the way that we live and work and the way that we see the world and what's great is we sort of think this is the next paradigm shift because now we can literally take the content that we share we discover and that we enjoy and make it a part of the world around us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11274.mp4 in a nutshell it's a choice between big brother watching you and you watching big brother humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11275.mp4 and on there are four main categories number one smoking cigarettes number two smoking marijuana number three smoking ribs and number four smoking hot women humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11276.mp4 and what i admire and appreciate about this project aside from the fact including the fact that it's based on real human need is that it's a fantastic example of courage in the face of a sea of irrelevance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11277.mp4 i need to take a breath serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11278.mp4 then finally she said the third thing i want you to promise me is that you'll never drink alcohol humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11280.mp4 i said well what are you talking about he said oh mama tells all the grandkids that they're special humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11282.mp4 and you can actually say things here that have impacts around the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11283.mp4 and i didn't learn about this actually practicing law and doing the work that i do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11291.mp4 give it a rest humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11292.mp4 go rob other people linguists call this borrowing but we never give the words back so i'm just going to be honest and call it stealing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11294.mp4 words in english are like lego if you use enough force you can put any two of them together humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11296.mp4 and of course electrocute is a blend of electric and execute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11297.mp4 now there is another one serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11301.mp4 almost any word in english can be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11302.mp4 is a perfectly good word of english serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11303.mp4 a lot of people on this stage today have said in the future you 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with it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11316.mp4 it is an economic crime because we're involving the looting of taxpayers' money serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11317.mp4 it's a piece of public mischief serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11328.mp4 so what's going on where's the brain trust that's in error here well there really is no brain trust humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11329.mp4 many of the people involved have special interests or short term interests that get them not thinking about what the implications of the trends are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11331.mp4 the mothers aren't quite convinced humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11332.mp4 the yellow box was called the administration complex humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11333.mp4 cynthia and i were there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11334.mp4 the desks are not square serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11336.mp4 but what i keep thinking is that we're in a zombie apocalypse movie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11338.mp4 maybe instead it's a buddy cop movie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11341.mp4 and i think that most alarming of all of it is seeing this rising animosity on both sides serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11342.mp4 not that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11346.mp4 because although protests can be a great way to show that people want change on their own they don't actually create change at least change that is fundamental humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11348.mp4 at one point the organizers delivered hundreds of eggs to various government buildings with a message if you don't have the the balls to stop corrupt candidates from running for office you can borrow ours humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11349.mp4 you can see here that the police are confused about what to do with them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11350.mp4 one pig was even wearing a hat a hat that people recognized humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11351.mp4 which means that no matter how destructive and terrible violence is if people see it as their only choice they will use it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11353.mp4 my colleague and mentor gene sharp has identified methods of nonviolent action serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11354.mp4 the technique of war has been developed over thousands of years with massive resources and some of our best minds dedicated to understanding and improving how it works serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11355.mp4 parents simply refused to send them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11356.mp4 this is a very low bar humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11357.mp4 now sometimes in animation females are so thin that their waist size approximates the circumference of their upper arm humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11361.mp4 heaven forbid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11362.mp4 storytelling is so important serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11363.mp4 my team is tired serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11364.mp4 less than a third there's been no change from to and if you compare our results to a small sample of films from to there's been no change in over a half of a century serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11367.mp4 they perceive the traits of leadership to be masculine in nature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11370.mp4 and the global vote does exactly what it says on the tin serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11378.mp4 and there is the chief in all his regal finery with a laptop computer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11379.mp4 so that when louis leakey my mentor heard this news he said ah we must now redefine redefine or accept chimpanzees as humans humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11381.mp4 and so coming directly from there to here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11384.mp4 i'm going to show you some stuff that not only has not been declassified but has now been reclassified humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11386.mp4 my father was not going to take his children that was one of the reasons we sort of had a falling out for a few years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11387.mp4 so these are three pound charges of c4 that's about times what the guy had in his shoes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11388.mp4 if you saw the this is what it would feel like in the passenger compartment that's acceleration profile humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11389.mp4 well here we have a little problem the radiation doses at the crew station per shot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11390.mp4 this is what happens to the people in miami who are looking up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11394.mp4 these are five yield bombs about the size of small volkswagens it would take to get into orbit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11395.mp4 the people who supported it were the air force which meant that it was all secret serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11396.mp4 it's quite dangerous but i believe it's better to have dangerous things in the open than think you're going to keep them secret serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11399.mp4 the sort of artist conceptions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11400.mp4 and i can remember actually when i got the phone call to congratulate us to say the movie was a go i actually threw up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11401.mp4 and of course the first step is admit you've got a problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11402.mp4 right so effectively we ended up with a database of everything brad pitt's face is capable of doing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11404.mp4 there's nothing wrong with old age serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11405.mp4 i felt pretty good considering serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11406.mp4 instead i ended up stoning my neighbors' cars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11407.mp4 but that changed when i was serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11408.mp4 my mother and i can be competitive but i was really not trying to compete with her on this one humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11409.mp4 so i did get my treatment at the cancer 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+UR-FUNNY_11435.mp4 and as others like him pursued their own version of the american dream white flight became common in the south bronx and in many cities around the country serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11436.mp4 the south bronx which lies in between did not stand a chance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11439.mp4 they provide opportunities to be more physically active as well as local economic development serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11443.mp4 but growing up i saw my parents both religiously devout and spiritual people pray and praise god for their blessings namely me of course but among others humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11447.mp4 so at the school of international affairs we go very heavy on the debate and rule number one is do your research so that's what i did and it surprised me how easy it was to find women in my faith who were leaders who were innovative who were strong politically economically even militarily serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11448.mp4 you'd actually bump your head humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11450.mp4 see architects really are relationship builders humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11451.mp4 and besides are highly specific urban habitats with their own insects plants and animals and even their own weather serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11453.mp4 and everybody wanted the work of social justice to be visible to the outside world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11454.mp4 some of you look a little more enthusiastic than others at this prospect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11455.mp4 it doesn't happen you will have noticed if your grandmother had a hip replacement she didn't come out as a junkie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11457.mp4 before these talks began you guys know this we were told we weren't allowed to have our on and i have to say a lot of you looked an awful lot like addicts who were told their dealer was going to be unavailable for the next couple of hours humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11459.mp4 right that's what i thought serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11460.mp4 you get a rat and you put it in a cage and you give it two water bottles one is just water and the other is water laced with either heroin or cocaine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11461.mp4 let's try something different serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11463.mp4 and all around the world this is how products are being distributed so for instance in one street market on rua de maro in so paulo brazil you can buy fake designer glasses humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11464.mp4 you can buy designer underwear that isn't really manufactured by a designer and even pirated evangelical humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11465.mp4 the sneaker manufacturer told me that if they find that are being pirated or adidas are being pirated and their sneakers aren't being pirated they know they've done something wrong humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11467.mp4 that's his little depot behind him and he earns twice the nigerian minimum wage serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11468.mp4 i think it's really important to understand that something like this is totally open serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11469.mp4 but governments hate the economy and that's why i took this picture in and this is the same market in and i think when the organizers of this conference were talking about radical openness they didn't mean that the streets should be open and the people should be gone serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11473.mp4 amy i think this means you're a unicorn humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11476.mp4 and we know that's a measurement error because it's messing up my data humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11477.mp4 during the first year of medical training as you read through a list of all the symptoms and diseases suddenly you realize you have all of them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11482.mp4 i talked to a new england boarding school probably the most prestigious one and they said we already know that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11483.mp4 the absence of disease is not health serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11484.mp4 every time your brain has a success you just changed the goalpost of what success looked like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11487.mp4 about one positive experience you've had over the past hours allows your brain to relive it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11488.mp4 i've guessed you've already noticed this by now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11489.mp4 i don't think so humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11490.mp4 and in the first year i had to fire half of the men humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11491.mp4 and he ended up writing about a story that even surprised me hip hop that there are young yemeni men who express themselves through dancing and humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11492.mp4 i'm just not in touch humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11493.mp4 the other picture is the popularity of the real need for change serious 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which changed the result of the election serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11510.mp4 i say it doesn't matter if you're a washer or a wiper a sitter or a squatter the human user interface should be clean and easy to use because after all taking a dump should be pleasurable humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11511.mp4 for them there's no modern toilet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11513.mp4 it's a dirty and dangerous business serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11514.mp4 i was doing some shopping before humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11515.mp4 big miscommunication humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11516.mp4 if i did it slowly it'd be on your shoulder humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11519.mp4 so we'd love to give you this lovely watch as a gift humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11522.mp4 let's take that a step further with a game of trust serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11524.mp4 for me i like to think of it very simple like a surveillance system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11525.mp4 if you don't attend to something you can't be aware of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11527.mp4 this sounds like a good theory but i could talk for a long time tell you lots of things and a portion of them may be true but i think it's better if i tried to show that to you here live serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11528.mp4 so some of the stuff is a little dense humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11529.mp4 and they've told us that this brain is an incredibly complicated circuit made out of hundreds of billions of cells called neurons serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11530.mp4 you name it i bred it and i sold them to pet shops humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11533.mp4 it's based on an approach called string theory and that's where the idea of the will come into the story serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11534.mp4 australians we don't mind a bit of a drink sometimes to excess leading to embarrassing social situations humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11537.mp4 the proof of that is a great party trick that admittedly only works at certain parties humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11539.mp4 he was so respected they put him on european currency back when that was a compliment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11540.mp4 word up l dog humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11542.mp4 my arts degree was the best nine and a half years of my life humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11544.mp4 this is all seven harry potter novels because she did tend to on a bit near the end humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11547.mp4 i explained it to all my friends serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11548.mp4 and today i want to show you one of those musical notes a number so beautiful so massive i think it will blow your mind serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11551.mp4 we didn't know for almost years until frank nelson cole came along serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11552.mp4 these are the largest prime numbers we knew decade by decade each one dwarfing the one before as 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+UR-FUNNY_11568.mp4 we used it in the century to build art museums serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11569.mp4 this is a nice building serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11573.mp4 so every mayor knew that if they had these forms they had culture and tourism serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11574.mp4 it was during week two that our neighbor next door opened up our door and threw a pizza across the kitchen floor saying i think you people might need food in there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11575.mp4 it was interesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11577.mp4 and one night i found myself having a beer with pete and pete was looking at me and he just said you know mom i don't know selling group insurance is just not my passion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11578.mp4 once you understand this trait you can understand why anybody would eat at applebee's but not anybody that you know humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11579.mp4 what kinds of people would join a global community welcoming people from every discipline and culture who seek a deeper understanding of the world and who hope to turn that understanding into a better future for us all this is from some guy named ted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11580.mp4 when the liberal team loses as it did in and as it almost did in we comfort ourselves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11582.mp4 and this tribal psychology is so deeply pleasurable that even when we don't have tribes we go ahead and make them because it's fun humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11583.mp4 suppose you learn that this particular breed is independent minded and relates to its owner as a friend and an equal well if you are a liberal you say hey that's great because liberals like to say fetch please humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11585.mp4 some of you might recognize this as the humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11587.mp4 please raise your hand if you'd say you're libertarian serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11589.mp4 the best 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+UR-FUNNY_11616.mp4 they merged with aol and in just four years managed to shed about billion dollars of market capitalization showing that they'd actually mastered the art of applying moore's law of successive miniaturization to their balance sheet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11618.mp4 to get a sense of this and it's been a theme we've talked about all week i recently talked to a bunch of serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11619.mp4 girl i think we the reasons one of the reasons we put computer before tv is because nowadays like we have tv shows on the computer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11620.mp4 here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11622.mp4 million miles above this stage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11624.mp4 we all of us are what happens when a primordial mixture of hydrogen and helium evolves for so long that it begins to ask where it came from serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11625.mp4 now we can use the tools of the century to try and observe what is rather 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11668.mp4 so war is an even less efficient way so i tend to prefer progressive taxation but of course history history will invent its own best ways and it will probably involve a combination of all of these humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11669.mp4 we know a little bit more today than we used to know but we still know too little and certainly there are many different processes economic social political that need to be studied more serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11671.mp4 i'll have that surgery humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11672.mp4 so that's where this field comes in that we call the field of medicine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11673.mp4 but it's actually not a new field serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11674.mp4 now today less than one tenth of one percent of the world's population are scientists and engineers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11678.mp4 today a container ship can carry tons it can be manned with a smaller crew and 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11709.mp4 it was hard humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11712.mp4 and here's the public service announcement for this project humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11715.mp4 and then there was another influence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11718.mp4 it allows the person to switch and to mix these two serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11719.mp4 so jawbone is a project that you're familiar with and it has a humanistic technology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11720.mp4 but how we work on jawbone is really unique serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11721.mp4 and it's what i call being design driven serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11722.mp4 so in a way the different structure is that we're partners it's a partnership serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11724.mp4 but when nicholas and he has spoken about this project a lot he's the founder of came to us about two and a half years ago there were some clear ideas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11725.mp4 they fought the suppliers they fought the manufacturers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11726.mp4 it worked out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11752.mp4 and it got big enough to the point where there was a float last year at the macy's thanksgiving day parade and rick astley pops out and millions of people on television humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11753.mp4 no exceptions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11754.mp4 and so you know percent approval rating ain't so bad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11755.mp4 also the game humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11756.mp4 they are still protesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11757.mp4 and the thing is i didn't make it into that presentation because i can't read to you anything that they said more or less humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11759.mp4 but my parents i think part of why they kind of are able to appreciate it is because they don't understand it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11761.mp4 tom green yeah serious 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but this is basically the extent of the family that i know in terms of my direct line serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11825.mp4 this is all i have a couple of facts about somebody serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11826.mp4 this is the only picture i have serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11831.mp4 i teach signal processing and my challenge was to show that this math wow about half of you have already fallen asleep just looking at the equation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11836.mp4 in fact a lot of this use coming from united states schools because anyone who's involved in a school scale back the first thing that's cut is the music curriculum serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11838.mp4 now this one's the tomato humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11839.mp4 bees get all of the protein they need in their diet from pollen and all of the carbohydrates they need from nectar serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11840.mp4 i'll admit it wasn't exactly the smartest of starts but you've got to 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the silicon valley version of don't worry your pretty little head about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11886.mp4 now this may in fact be the safest and only prudent path forward but usually one's safety concerns about a technology have to be pretty much worked out before you stick it inside your head humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11887.mp4 and in fact i think it's very difficult to see how they won't destroy us or inspire us to destroy ourselves serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11889.mp4 and then we risk what the mathematician good called an intelligence explosion that the process could get away from us serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11890.mp4 we don't go out of our way to harm them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11891.mp4 but then you must find something wrong with one of the following assumptions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11892.mp4 right i mean there's just atoms in here and as long as we continue to build systems of atoms that display more and more intelligent 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+UR-FUNNY_11911.mp4 they took the elevated highway they got rid of it they reclaimed the street the river down below below the street and you can go from one end of seoul to the other without crossing a pathway for cars serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11933.mp4 my parents were very up for me going serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11936.mp4 in the mornings it is terrible and the afternoon is worst humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11937.mp4 the chairs are on the tables and still drinking and he drinks a lot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11938.mp4 and on the other hand accordion the friendly bus he carries people in sweden brazilians humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11939.mp4 so when the only woman in your life is your mother you have a problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11940.mp4 and since we have people from uzbekistan kazakhstan tajikistan unclear we have to stop the program humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11941.mp4 every problem in a city has to have its own equation 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passwords to all of your email accounts not just the nice respectable work one in your name but all of them because i want to be able to just troll through what it is you're doing online read what i want to read and publish whatever i find interesting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11967.mp4 but equally essential to what it means to be a free and fulfilled human being is to have a place that we can go and be free of the judgmental eyes of other people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11969.mp4 it was all good and then it started getting turbulent and bumpy and i was like i hope she can drive humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11970.mp4 in fact what they're suggesting is stare at awesome black people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11972.mp4 i mean you've got to realize i go way back with black guys humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11973.mp4 you start to say things like grandma's a bigot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_11974.mp4 i'm going to turn on the radio serious 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12011.mp4 so they did this wonderful thing where they brought in first then then more architects each one of whom was assigned a library to rethink what a library was serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12012.mp4 because it's an arranged marriage not a love marriage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12013.mp4 on that occasion i found my wife carrying something like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12014.mp4 and i would like to know what the audience is and so who of you ever ate insects that's quite a lot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12016.mp4 so that's one point for insects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12017.mp4 so that's two points for insects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12019.mp4 so that's three points for insects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12020.mp4 so that's four points for insects humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12021.mp4 if we die out the insects will continue very happily humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12022.mp4 so 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shouting gotcha gotcha your eyebrow twitched serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12132.mp4 they use it to get to the truth and they do what mature leaders do everyday they have difficult conversations with difficult people sometimes during very difficult times serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12133.mp4 sometimes we're willing participants in deception for the sake of social dignity maybe to keep a secret that should be kept secret secret serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12134.mp4 last year saw billion dollars in corporate fraud alone in the united states serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12135.mp4 this con man henry oberlander he was such an effective con man british authorities say he could have undermined the entire banking system of the western world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12140.mp4 and perhaps it is most well known that they provide static balance humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12141.mp4 now mostly tails limit maneuverability like this human inside this dinosaur suit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12142.mp4 we'll blow the air up we'll give it a landing target a tree trunk just outside the glass enclosure and see what it does humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12143.mp4 stay tuned for that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12144.mp4 engineering can be inspired by biology by using its principles and analogies when they're advantageous but then integrating that with the best human engineering ultimately to make something actually better than nature serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12145.mp4 they don't stick by velcro or suction or glue serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12147.mp4 well i'm really excited today to show you the newest version of a robot using a new hierarchical dry adhesive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12149.mp4 it can also be used in defense serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12172.mp4 there's plenty of money humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12173.mp4 in the summer of my dad was diagnosed with lung cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12175.mp4 we could have been done by lunch here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12176.mp4 there were others and i found this quite cheeky they used their six words to talk back to me and ask me if i'd been too much on lately humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12177.mp4 actually it sounded nice in the beginning but when you look at summaries it's quite a lot it's a huge list humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12179.mp4 for example dan talk on motivation which was pretty good if you haven't seen it drop carrot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12180.mp4 and luckily there's a website for that called mechanical turk which is a website where you can post tasks that you don't want to do yourself such as please summarize this text for me in six words serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12181.mp4 i would cut my costs by percent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12186.mp4 i am of course referring to none other than elvis presley humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12187.mp4 x equals y humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12188.mp4 what you have to do is identify which of these shapes is called and which is called kiki humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12189.mp4 and the proper translation of ergo sum is i shake things up therefore i am humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12191.mp4 metaphor is not just the detection of patterns it is the creation of patterns serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12193.mp4 third step is cognitive dissonance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12194.mp4 and secondly to convince you that every home really ought to have a scanning electron microscope humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12195.mp4 really humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12197.mp4 no coincidence that these were taken by rob who is an artist and i think it's someone with a design and artistic eye like him that has managed to bring out the best in pollen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12200.mp4 that's about a of a millimeter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12202.mp4 this one i particularly like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12203.mp4 it gets on to things and it sticks to them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12206.mp4 he dreamt of acquiring land riches and power through military conquest serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12207.mp4 his formidably equipped army won batter after battle and within years his tiny kingdom had succeeded in conquering all its larger richer more powerful neighbors to found the mighty chinese empire serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12209.mp4 i'm here to tell you that the way our textbooks particularly mass adopted textbooks teach math reasoning and patient problem solving it's functionally equivalent to turning on two and a half men and calling it a day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12211.mp4 we instead just watch the end of the movie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12213.mp4 so i'd like to talk about why that is why that's such a calamity for society what we can do about it and to close with why this is an amazing time to be a math teacher serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12214.mp4 and then the other one percent is eagerly looking for the formula to apply in that situation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12216.mp4 get back into my body now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12217.mp4 you just have to always adjust to what's happening and realize you'll have bummer notes come here and there and listen to it adjust it and just move on or else you'll get too tied up and go crazy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12219.mp4 better put that up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12220.mp4 i bet those prehistoric cave artists would have loved to know how to draw better serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12221.mp4 within years physicists discovered the whole explanation expressed as usual in elegant symbols serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12222.mp4 that's specifically to diffuse our anger because supposedly we feel good about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12223.mp4 there were puffs under the little colorless eyes 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over your head and you start walking forward and just let go of it and you can control it like that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12239.mp4 so i can do it oops that was going to be a right turn humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12240.mp4 and these are no longer in production so you have real collector's items humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12241.mp4 and everybody would talk to me but all the professionals in the field hated each other and they wouldn't communicate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12243.mp4 that's the wild nature portion serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12245.mp4 you don't need to dig down for these chemicals and we can do things much more efficiently serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12246.mp4 i have a helios serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12248.mp4 battery powered it is silent and rarely noticed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12249.mp4 he's got it he's got it he's got it on his head serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12251.mp4 all right serious speaking_style 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+UR-FUNNY_12401.mp4 and a record executive walked up to me and invited me to nashville tennessee to make a record humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12402.mp4 chinese outside your door the world is waiting serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12403.mp4 and i've collaborated with so many incredible inspirational musicians around the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12404.mp4 in assessing the merits of such tales it's probably wise to keep in mind that old sailor's saw that the only difference between a fairytale and a sea story is a fairytale begins once upon a time and a sea story begins this ain't no shit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12405.mp4 it was mike that got me invited to the squid summit a gathering of squid experts at the discovery channel that summer during shark week humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12406.mp4 so i set up a on the bottom of the ocean and i had each of these fly by at the same speed and distance and recorded the sound they made serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12407.mp4 that's visible to our eye but it's the equivalent of infrared in the deep sea serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12408.mp4 big events in my life a strange child humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12409.mp4 coal powered industrial revolution in this country oil gas sorry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12410.mp4 and sorry about that but this is what turns me on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12411.mp4 solar can do it and we certainly have to develop solar serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12412.mp4 because they know that that is one sure way to do carbon free energy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12413.mp4 but small atoms want to join together small nuclei want to join together to make bigger ones to go towards iron serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12415.mp4 like the bermuda triangle nobody ever reports back from there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12416.mp4 looking at your vagina she said is a full day's work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12417.mp4 mainly because no one's ever asked them before humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12419.mp4 if you use it during sex trying to be politically correct darling would you stroke my vagina you kill the act right there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12420.mp4 you need to air out your pussycat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12426.mp4 and i was thinking about how being with these extraordinary people on this particular panel that it's beneath beyond and between and the vagina kind of fits into all those categories humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12429.mp4 they began as casual vagina interviews and they turned into vagina monologues serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12434.mp4 what i have learned is two things one that the epidemic of violence towards women is shocking it's global it is so profound and it is so devastating and it is so in every little pocket of every little crater of every little society that we don't even recognize it because it's become ordinary serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12435.mp4 and women lifted their and ate this ice cream serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12439.mp4 there has been no response to the disappearance and not one person has been held accountable serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12440.mp4 i met her three years ago in kenya serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12441.mp4 when i was a little girl i grew up in a wealthy community it was an upper middle class white community and it had all the trappings and the looks of a perfectly nice wonderful great life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12462.mp4 it's nice i'm sure to be young and rude but some day you'll be old unless you drop dead as i wish humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12463.mp4 discouraging data on the antidepressant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12464.mp4 i like animals look how much they like them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12465.mp4 that's sort of fun right that's a bad zoo humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12467.mp4 now we could fit more cartoons in the magazine 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page i liked the way it looks so i kept it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12556.mp4 there comes a leap in consciousness call it intuition or what you will and the solution just comes to you and you don't know from where or why serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12557.mp4 just because something's legible doesn't means it communicates serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12560.mp4 and this continued through the entire magazine serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12562.mp4 what's next what's next is going to be people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12565.mp4 easy when you know how humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12569.mp4 the sketches are in black and white here but in my mind they have colors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12570.mp4 again none of this is new that's why shakespeare and the stoics were telling us this centuries ago but shakespeare never had to face emails in a day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12571.mp4 i sometimes think i'd rather give up meat or sex or wine than the chance to check on my emails humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12572.mp4 and i really began to feel that if you were lucky enough to walk around the temples of tibet or to wander along the in havana with music passing all around you you could bring those sounds and the high cobalt skies and the flash of the blue ocean back to your friends at home and really bring some magic and clarity to your own life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12573.mp4 and by going nowhere i mean nothing more intimidating than taking a few minutes out of every day or a few days out of every season or even as some people do a few years out of a life in order to sit still long enough to find out what moves you most to recall where your truest happiness lies and to remember that sometimes making a living and making a life point in opposite directions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12574.mp4 he's thinking of course it's all a concept of injecting typefaces into i don't know how to say it in english in order to 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speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12596.mp4 and some governments told me that it's fascinating that the younger generation actually thinks about these things humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12598.mp4 if you fail the test they ask you to leave the country humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12599.mp4 if your car is driving outside israel it's been stolen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12600.mp4 and there will be about a percent chance we'll recover him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12601.mp4 so i went out and researched ethanol and found out you need the amazon in your backyard in every country serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12602.mp4 so one it has to be more convenient than a car serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12603.mp4 and so the thought that i started with was how do you do this still within the boundary of the science we know today no time for science fair no time for playing around with things or waiting for the magic battery to show up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12604.mp4 the network has two components in them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12605.mp4 it just doesn't work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12606.mp4 i used to teach my students that there are some things you know computers just aren't good at like driving a car through traffic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12607.mp4 you know robots are even revolutionizing cat transportation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12608.mp4 damn humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12609.mp4 it got so bad that when he was asked what strategy he would use against a computer jan donner the dutch grandmaster replied i'd bring a hammer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12610.mp4 that's long enough for a generation of managers to retire serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12611.mp4 it's the computer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12612.mp4 let's look at some data serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12613.mp4 so maybe history doesn't repeat itself but sometimes it rhymes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12620.mp4 that's it that's the lecture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12622.mp4 stay there charlie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12624.mp4 ms okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12626.mp4 first no real sports fan would talk that way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12627.mp4 why because what was at stake in the dispute over the golf cart was not only the essential nature of golf but the question what abilities are worthy of honor and recognition as athletic talents let me put the point as delicately as possible golfers are a little sensitive about the athletic status of their game humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12628.mp4 lying just beneath the surface of those arguments with passions raging on all sides are big questions of moral philosophy big questions of justice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12631.mp4 that's peter audience peter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12632.mp4 he said that's what flutes are for to be played well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12634.mp4 they said no 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+UR-FUNNY_12648.mp4 and so i guess you'd say dissatisfied with the performance and quality of these medicines i went back to school in chemistry with the idea that perhaps by learning the trade of discovery chemistry and approaching it in the context of this brave new world of the open source the crowd source the collaborative network that we have access to within academia that we might more quickly bring powerful and targeted therapies to our patients serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12650.mp4 one set of people look frightened humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12651.mp4 and then they stop talking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12652.mp4 and then they tell me about whatever it is they think is going wrong with the english language humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12654.mp4 past winners in this category have included area which is at the milwaukee airport after security where you can humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12656.mp4 and we have made some questionable choices for example in when the word of the year was to mean demoted humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12657.mp4 here is samuel rogers in who is concerned about some fashionable pronunciations that he finds offensive and he says as if contemplate were not bad enough balcony makes me sick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12658.mp4 they then have as the second definition skim and next to that they say usage problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12659.mp4 in retrospect we think it's fascinating that the word nice used to mean silly and that the word decimate used to mean to kill one in every humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12662.mp4 i'm struck as a teacher that we tell students to critically question every text they read every website they visit except dictionaries which we tend to treat as un authored as if they came from nowhere to give us answers about what words really mean serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12663.mp4 to give you a sense of the flavor of the meeting it occurs right before happy hour 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behavior in our daily lives we sometimes leave out the citizenship part and the democracy part serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12686.mp4 i read about them i understand they were pretty interesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12687.mp4 eventually i realized that i had really no content that i could count on so i decided to move towards packaging humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12689.mp4 now that's one drawing so i thought maybe it's time for to meet escher humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12693.mp4 i had to figure it out because along with the invitation came the frightening reminder that there would be no projector so bringing those would no longer be necessary but some alternate form of communication would serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12695.mp4 rome is a city full of surprises serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12696.mp4 the primary reason for all these dead ends is when if you're not quite sure where you're going you're certainly not going to get there with any kind of efficiency serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12698.mp4 she launches this thing above the spanish steps and sets off for an aerial tour of the city serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12702.mp4 when i asked him why he lived so long he kind of looked at me under hooded eyelids and he growled nobody has to know my secrets humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12703.mp4 this is unlike the rest of the developed world where as george burns quipped happiness is having a large loving caring family in another city humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12705.mp4 but there is one place in the world where men live as long as women serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12706.mp4 i decided to research the science and the habits of the place and i started with the genetic profile serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12710.mp4 margaret thatcher was my mother humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12712.mp4 he's yours forever humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12713.mp4 god can i have a bike for christmas but i would always answer myself yes of course you can humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12717.mp4 it is that simple serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12719.mp4 a little break serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12727.mp4 that's the price improvement curve that we need some breakthroughs in physics along the way i'll grant you that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12728.mp4 so and the best thing is they paid off and the check didn't bounce humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12729.mp4 and then i truly believe once a group is in orbit around the earth i know if they don't do it i am we're going to stockpile some fuel make a for the moon and grab some real estate humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12731.mp4 and then we discovered these things gold and oil and fishing and timber and it became you know a trillion dollar economy and now we take our honeymoons there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12732.mp4 the stronger motivator the much stronger motivator is fear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12733.mp4 my plan 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smell humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12757.mp4 i mean up to date serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12758.mp4 but look at that one base pair serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12759.mp4 to understand history to understand what kind of learning process the genome has been through for the millions of years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12761.mp4 not mentioning living in a very stressed environment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12764.mp4 well i'm staying here because we wanted to demonstrate to you the power of this technology and so while i've been speaking you have been scanned humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12765.mp4 so you have been digitally preserved in about four minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12766.mp4 let me show you how it works serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12767.mp4 they collect millions of points at a time with very high accuracy and very high resolution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12768.mp4 and this powerful tool was really reserved for thousands 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surgeon simply felt that he was on the correct side of the patient humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12784.mp4 when that doesn't work when it turns out those people have all the same facts that we do and they still disagree with us then we move on to a second assumption which is that they're idiots humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12785.mp4 and something else happened instead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12787.mp4 we go to meetings in the present tense we go on family vacations in the present tense we go to the polls and vote in the present tense serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12790.mp4 a couple of years ago a woman comes into beth israel deaconess medical center for a surgery serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12791.mp4 it means that you think that your beliefs just perfectly reflect reality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12792.mp4 and we want everybody else to gaze out of the same window and see the exact same thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12795.mp4 and the crypto theme is thought this one thing was going to happen and something else happened instead serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12796.mp4 we think this one thing is going to happen and something else happens instead serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12798.mp4 so what that means is that people will be able to people will be able to call in from their mobile phones and do this test and people with parkinson's could call in record their voice and then their doctor can check up on their progress see where they're doing in this course of the disease humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12799.mp4 now ballet requires an extraordinary level of expertise and a high level of skill and probably a level of initial suitability that may well have a genetic component to it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12810.mp4 and then courtesy of fox business news they called the concept the old intern humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12811.mp4 this disconnect is a problem that i'm trying to help solve serious 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nein humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12831.mp4 you look through them and the world you see is augmented with data names of places monuments buildings maybe one day even the names of the strangers that pass you on the street serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12832.mp4 any card will do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12834.mp4 so you're looking at a piece of what is by far the largest home video collection ever made humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12835.mp4 dr ma he's walking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12836.mp4 man okay serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12837.mp4 in order to convert this opaque hours of video into something that we could start to see we use motion analysis to pull out as we move through space and through time what we call space time worms serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12840.mp4 my publishers cut out the question mark humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12842.mp4 indeed they probably won't serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12848.mp4 for about the five years after graduating from an upstanding liberal arts university this was my day job humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12850.mp4 and if they didn't take the flower i threw in a gesture of sadness and longing as they walked away humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12851.mp4 people would yell at me from their cars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12852.mp4 in mansions where everyone in my crew gets their own room but there's no wireless and in punk squats everyone on the floor in one room with no toilets but with wireless clearly making it the better option humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12854.mp4 well maybe it's for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12855.mp4 right at this same time i'm signing and hugging after a gig and a guy comes up to me and hands me a bill and he says i'm sorry i burned your cd from a friend humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12857.mp4 this was me on piano a genius drummer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12858.mp4 this is in seattle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12859.mp4 thank you for staying here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12863.mp4 and i got a lot of criticism online after my went big for continuing my crazy practices specifically for asking musicians who are fans if they wanted to join us on stage for a few songs in exchange for love and tickets and beer and this was a doctored image that went up of me on a website serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12864.mp4 celebrity is about a lot of people loving you from a distance but the internet and the content that we're freely able to share on it are taking us back serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12865.mp4 my music career has been spent trying to encounter people on the internet the way i could on the box serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12866.mp4 and i was dragging all the food i needed the supplies the equipment sleeping bag one change of underwear everything i needed for nearly three months humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12868.mp4 the lesson is don't even try humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12871.mp4 all i could think about was running back up to the door banging on the door and saying look guys i haven't quite thought this through humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12873.mp4 and i got three humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12874.mp4 she asked me to call her back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12876.mp4 he threw his cigarette out as he got on the front and i climbed in the back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12877.mp4 i could see into the cockpit troy battling the controls and he just took one hand off reached back flipped a switch on the roof of the cockpit and it was the fasten seat belt sign you can see on the wall humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12878.mp4 it says ben lacks sufficient impetus to achieve anything worthwhile humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12881.mp4 this is about as good as maps get and to reach it you've got to ski literally over the frozen crust the floating skin of ice on the ocean serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12882.mp4 we were attacked by a polar bear on day two serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12883.mp4 you can see two ski poles sticking out of the roof of the tent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12884.mp4 we were too late into the summer the ice was starting to melt we spoke to the russian helicopter pilots on the radio and they said look boys you've run out of time serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12885.mp4 i could see vividly i suppose being filmed out of the door of a helicopter there was kind of rock music playing in the background and i had a ski pole with a union jack you know flying in the wind serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12887.mp4 we had a film crew a couple of logistics people with us my girlfriend a photographer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12889.mp4 i got up in the morning took the tent down skied north for seven half hours put the tent up and i was two and a half miles further back than when i'd started serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12890.mp4 i knew this was happening serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12891.mp4 so we had a dry suit developed i worked with a team in norway based on a sort of survival suit i suppose that helicopter pilots would wear that i could climb into serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12892.mp4 we even have rules for how to follow the rules humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12893.mp4 they said what did you do you painted our house in exactly the same color as the police station humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12894.mp4 you know you have to imagine the kite humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12895.mp4 we learned that during those times people in communities really stick together during these times of hardship but we also learned a very important element the importance of barbecues humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12896.mp4 and we had an opportunity to try that out in a community in the central part of rio which is called santa marta and we made a design for this place which looked like this and then we got people to go along with it because turns out that if your idea is ridiculously big it's easier to get people to go along with this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12897.mp4 but somehow the idea stuck serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12898.mp4 we picked three houses in the center of the community and we start here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12900.mp4 so for us this was an amazing moment because now because now we finally had the freedom to use all the lessons that we had learned and create a project that was built the same way that the favela was built from the ground on up bottom up with no master plan serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12901.mp4 so while this is happening we are bringing this idea all over the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12902.mp4 but there was a really interesting regulation which was they had to put a backseat light install it in every jitney to stop a new pernicious innovation which they called humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12904.mp4 so let me introduce you to the jitney serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12906.mp4 i'd like all of you to pause for a moment you wretched and take stock of your miserable existence humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12907.mp4 but all i learned about work life balance from that year was that i found it quite easy to balance work and life when i didn't have any work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12908.mp4 and the reality of the society that we're in is there are thousands and thousands of people out there leading lives of quiet screaming desperation where they work long hard hours at jobs they hate to enable them to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12909.mp4 now i'm not talking here just about the bad companies the of the human soul as i call them humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12910.mp4 have sex again humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12911.mp4 the third observation is we have to be careful with the time frame that we choose upon which to judge our balance serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12912.mp4 meditate for half an hour serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12913.mp4 and i understand serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12914.mp4 i then walked him up the hill to the local cafe and we shared a pizza for two then walked down the hill to our home and i gave him his bath and put him in his batman pajamas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12915.mp4 now my point is the small things matter serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12916.mp4 and ok so you could sex it up and like go to a much more mac you know but really it's the kind of same old crap we've had for the last you know years humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12918.mp4 it's kind of like a new approach to desktop computing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12922.mp4 now of course we know that he didn't really mean that but in this country at the moment you can't be too careful humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12924.mp4 if you want to know what i have to say about darwinism itself i'm afraid you're going to have to look at my books which you won't find in the bookstore outside humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12926.mp4 lacking any coherent scientific argument for their case fall back on the popular phobia against atheism teach your children evolution in biology class and they'll soon move on to drugs grand larceny and sexual pre version humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12928.mp4 it's not a thing i often do so listen carefully humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12931.mp4 the god theory is not just a bad theory serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12932.mp4 good serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12933.mp4 and that's the end of the quote from douglas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12934.mp4 he stood by it in the face of repeated calls for clarification or withdrawal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12936.mp4 well i haven't seen the original studies and i can't comment on that meta analysis but i would like to see more studies done along those lines serious 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and he said next time you little punks steal something you can carry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12950.mp4 i wanted to find these rich white folks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12957.mp4 everybody there was doing what they were doing to take what they wanted the drug dealers the robbers the blood bank serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12958.mp4 i was trapped in a cage prey among predators fighting for freedom i never had serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12961.mp4 according to the california department of corrections over percent of those incarcerated have committed or have been charged with money related crimes robberies burglaries fraud larceny extortion and the list goes on serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12962.mp4 at first the first thing i thought was i want to run away humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12963.mp4 it is a pity in a place that has such rich culture and traditions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12964.mp4 and so this is your instrument ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12965.mp4 i grabbed a piece of graph paper i'm a physicist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12966.mp4 so recently we have realized that the ordinary matter in the universe and by ordinary matter i mean you me the planets the stars the galaxies the ordinary matter makes up only a few percent of the content of the universe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12968.mp4 but first see what a miserable lot we are humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12969.mp4 and as we like to say and i know there are a lot of americans in the audience here if americans want to live the american dream they should go to denmark humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12970.mp4 this again is life expectancy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12973.mp4 and then i thought nah that wouldn't be very nice humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_12974.mp4 we didn't all know each other but we all kind of trusted each other and that basic feeling of trust permeated the whole network and there was a real sense 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toasted peanut skin and the other also adopted more on the beige side like a pancake humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13019.mp4 i chose one with the skin color of a lobster when humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13020.mp4 i was made of flesh but i wasn't pink serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13021.mp4 is a pursuit to highlight our true colors rather than the untrue white red black or yellow associated with race serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13022.mp4 i'm a guy who has graduated from bullshit to full shit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13023.mp4 i don't know if we indians can be proud of such a distinction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13024.mp4 and when we look at the reason for poor quality water you find that it is our abysmal attitude to the disposal of human waste serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13025.mp4 they decide to build a toilet and a shower room serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13064.mp4 we are looking down in the archive and when we are down into there is only austria and sweden that can produce numbers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13065.mp4 and i'm going to stage a race here between this sort of yellowish ford here and the red toyota down there and the brownish volvo humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13066.mp4 that's the part where i sold the volvo and bought the toyota humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13067.mp4 that's when i believe statistics when it's grandma verified statistics humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13068.mp4 but they're very small you know they're so close to the hospital we can never beat them out in these forests humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13069.mp4 i lectured on this for ikea and they wanted to see the sofa immediately here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13070.mp4 i only know two types of wine red and white humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13075.mp4 at that time there was a we and them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13079.mp4 and it moves up with mao tse tung getting health not getting so rich serious 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relationship with the violin if i started talking about scales and and other exciting forms of didactic violin pedagogy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13127.mp4 and we started talking about music from bach to beethoven and brahms bruckner all the b's from all the way up to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13130.mp4 and so it was an incredibly painful time in my life and yet it really started to give me the humility to start listening serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13136.mp4 because it suggests we should do something humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13137.mp4 that's a longer story humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13139.mp4 and so what do you do you go on vacation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13140.mp4 i'm going to make a prediction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13141.mp4 so once we do that i'll no longer be angry humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13142.mp4 it is absolutely possible serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13145.mp4 they created something that worked for them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13148.mp4 they said it was the agrarian calendar and people had but let me tell you why that doesn't make sense serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13151.mp4 okay yeah there are two serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13152.mp4 none of those are on my bucket list humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13153.mp4 and unfortunately i'm sad to report that right now we might be in the grips of one of the most disastrous certainly of my career and one consistent is never end well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13166.mp4 when i walked out on stage some of you may have been thinking this is going to be hilarious because everybody knows that fat people are funny humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13167.mp4 whereas some of you might have thought black would have been so much more slimming humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13171.mp4 the impact of seeing a bunch of defiant fat women in flowery swimming caps and bathers throwing their legs in the air without a care should not be underestimated humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13173.mp4 we live in a culture where being fat is seen as being a bad person lazy greedy unhealthy irresponsible and morally suspect serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13176.mp4 there are doctors academics and who have written countless volumes on the many facets of this complex subject serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13177.mp4 the very idea of a fat dance work by such a prestigious company was to put it mildly controversial because nothing like it had ever been done on mainstream dance stages before anywhere in the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13179.mp4 by advocating for self determination and respect for all of us we can shift society's reluctance to embrace diversity and start to celebrate the myriad ways there are to have a body serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13180.mp4 that's an englishman asking an irishman to be succinct humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13181.mp4 i mean it's about three rolling stones farewell 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13317.mp4 they had six million between them and we beat them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13318.mp4 you can see this most clearly when you take away someone's watch and you shut them into a bunker deep underground for a couple of months humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13319.mp4 we evolved as a species near the equator and so we're very well equipped to deal with hours of daylight and hours of darkness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13320.mp4 i get a great sense of comfort from looking at an excel spreadsheet even very simple ones humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13321.mp4 and these faults would release these petrochemical fumes from underneath the earth's crust and the oracle literally sat right above these faults inhaling enormous amounts of ethylene gas these fissures humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13324.mp4 they enjoyed it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13325.mp4 it would take a couple of days and then eventually she would come out of 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+UR-FUNNY_13342.mp4 if you weren't here it would be pretty much like the sound check yesterday humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13348.mp4 maybe pop up purple paper people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13354.mp4 and a paper population is no different serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13356.mp4 we decided to do something that was the very opposite of everything we'd been taught to do as journalists share humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13357.mp4 is coming he used to say humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13358.mp4 they'd been using the address to register their offshore company humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13359.mp4 shortly after we published i got a three word text from johannes has arrived humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13360.mp4 it represented the biggest cache of inside information into the tax haven system that anyone had ever seen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13361.mp4 giant corporations operate on a global level serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13362.mp4 and this 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+UR-FUNNY_13404.mp4 but before i do i just want to clarify which numbers i'm talking about here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13405.mp4 i don't need to tell anyone here that there are a lot of dividing lines in our society right now and a lot of them start to make sense once you understand people's relationships with these government numbers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13406.mp4 right now there's a bill in congress about measuring racial inequality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13428.mp4 then to clarify she went on he was not an environmentalist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13430.mp4 and then i saw the obvious link because even we liberals love this country humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13432.mp4 you don't necessarily have to win but you must do extremely well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13434.mp4 the reason we're not sure absolutely is because of the nature of evidence preservation in our judicial system but that's another whole talk for later humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13435.mp4 now i may have used a tone which was more like a dare than a request but nonetheless it's to this man's credit and his courage that he said yes i will humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13439.mp4 the police investigating officers were amazingly efficient serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13441.mp4 first of all we have all the statistical analyses from the innocence project work where we know that we have what documented cases now where people have been wrongfully convicted and subsequently exonerated some from death row on the basis of later analysis and you know that over three quarters of all of those cases of exoneration involved only eyewitness identification testimony during the trial that convicted them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13442.mp4 it's called reconstructed memories serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13444.mp4 you need three lessons and they need to be terribly profound humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13445.mp4 it was very very very emotional and one night we were sitting around the campfire and i have to be honest i think i'd had a little bit too much to drink and i was sort of sitting under the stars going this is great you've seen my pictures we love each other humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13446.mp4 so if you can briefly reflect on what i was discussing about beauty and about belonging and about our ancestors and our roots and i need you all to stand for me please humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13447.mp4 i've got the family spent the better part of a day talking with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13448.mp4 i want it to be hanging on the horizon so it lights these people in all the potential glory that they could be presented serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13449.mp4 i've got my sheet and the light's gone and i can't make the picture serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13464.mp4 and if you look back about the forecasts on surveillance by george orwell well it turns out that george orwell was an optimist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13465.mp4 in fact percent of the planet are foreigners humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13468.mp4 we estimate that just the electricity bill for running this data center is going to be in the tens of millions of dollars a year serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13469.mp4 i'm not arguing that at all but that's not what programs like prism are about serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13480.mp4 this is what the internet looked like when it was born and you can call that the internet of middle aged white men mostly middle aged white men humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13514.mp4 now logic logically you have got to this position from this without moving the wrist humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13515.mp4 but it was six moves humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13516.mp4 the other guys can talk about cheers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13518.mp4 now so i think number three i have arranged them in a full house humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13519.mp4 so good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13520.mp4 thank you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13522.mp4 and so arthur benjamin did a little of the same thing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13523.mp4 when i'm sober i do this much quicker but we will check humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13526.mp4 oh i forgot i shouldn't shuffle but i think actually my technique is to peek all the time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13527.mp4 then i calculate yeah good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13528.mp4 so i will do it quick very quick but in slow motion so you can follow humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13529.mp4 so another person another card humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13530.mp4 yes that's difficult to find a card here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13531.mp4 my fault humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13533.mp4 so now that was the reason right you see the cards yes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13536.mp4 queen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13537.mp4 pardon audience armani humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13538.mp4 audience stop humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13539.mp4 yes good good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13541.mp4 go ahead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13544.mp4 just kidding warming up king of hearts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13545.mp4 you just got to this is a request from the lady in the back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13546.mp4 not you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13549.mp4 so we have an agreement serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13550.mp4 so here you see the contrast when i treat the cards serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13551.mp4 these look in order i'm probably hopefully yeah serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13552.mp4 next is a term i do it quick serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13553.mp4 you agree but if you square square and shuffle and then a cut serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13555.mp4 jack of spades serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13556.mp4 you said spades 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started selling surplus parts kits to schools and stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13662.mp4 the scoring of it the printing of it where the thing gets glued the registration marks for the ink serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13663.mp4 and it let me make things which to me was sort of the dream serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13666.mp4 now it's not the most ground breaking idea but when i started to think that maybe there are times when mystery is more important than knowledge serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13672.mp4 the meet the mysterious woman serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13674.mp4 and then finally there's this idea stretching the paradigm a little bit but the idea of the mystery box serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13676.mp4 or to say as alan greenspan did i know you think you understand what you thought i said but i'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what i meant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13677.mp4 they're mit undergraduates humorous 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humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13691.mp4 now this is a very attractive idea and the molecules they mention sound really science y serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13726.mp4 i know you think of yourself as human beings but i think of you as or percent bacterial humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13727.mp4 this is like the stealth bomber of the ocean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13728.mp4 this is the bacterial esperanto humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13732.mp4 i think is a really terrible idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13733.mp4 it's just that when we agree about our hallucinations we call that reality humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13734.mp4 all you need is one of these humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13735.mp4 and the idea is that the congruence between seeing touch and feeling touch on an object that looks like hand and is roughly where a hand should be is enough evidence for the brain to make its best guess that the fake hand is in fact part of the body humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13736.mp4 coming round from anesthesia is very different serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13739.mp4 you don't have to be smart to suffer but you probably do have to be alive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13740.mp4 the funny thing was we had to break into the parking lot too so we totally felt like we were legit in the whole graf scene too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13741.mp4 and that was the onset of als serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13742.mp4 but i'm not just going to click see photo what i'm actually going to do is spend the next minutes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13743.mp4 specifically it feels like little bits of my time get slipped away to various things like this like technology i check things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13748.mp4 so now when you think about this what we have here is a ham butt problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13750.mp4 do you know what that says to me that says to me it was friday afternoon and somebody wanted to go down the pub humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13751.mp4 it's made up of lots of little bits serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13752.mp4 but what people really often think about the dictionary is they think more like this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13753.mp4 and when parts of your job are not easy or fun you kind of look for an excuse not to do them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13756.mp4 i want to ask you now though to think maybe from your own experience or maybe just imagine it about the difference between the intensity of the experience under the wedding canopy and maybe the experience of the sixth or seventh anniversary humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13757.mp4 i remember the night that i read about the series of coordinated bombings in the subway system in madrid and i got up and i walked over to the crib where my six baby girl lay sleeping sweetly and i heard the rhythm of her breath and i felt this sense of urgency coursing through my body serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13760.mp4 and another percent of those same young adults said that another major life goal was to become famous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13761.mp4 the harvard men never ask that question humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13762.mp4 and when about a decade ago we finally asked the wives if they would join us as members of the study many of the women said you know it's about time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13764.mp4 but through a combination of luck and the persistence of several generations of researchers this study has survived serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13765.mp4 and the second group that we've followed was a group of boys from boston's poorest neighborhoods boys who were chosen for the study specifically because they were from some of the most troubled and disadvantaged families in the boston of the serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13768.mp4 of course there are the bases which refer to specific sexual activities that happen in a 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staircase for dollars including delivery to my lot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13792.mp4 well if that ruins your life well then you shouldn't live there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13793.mp4 if not it goes into the toilet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13794.mp4 after all it's not just a question of hygiene but there's a possibility of recreation as well humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13795.mp4 it looks a little phallic but after all it's a bathroom humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13796.mp4 that'll keep bull elephants out i promise humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13798.mp4 and then the faucet is a beer tap humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13799.mp4 then somebody gave me a so it got a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13800.mp4 if i took a bite out of it you'd go wait a second humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13801.mp4 that's one of those new chocolate cell phones humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13804.mp4 it's a pretty panel of glass serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13805.mp4 human beings have a need for maintaining consistency of the mass serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13806.mp4 if i have of these of those it makes no difference what these and those are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13808.mp4 if something isn't perfect if it doesn't line up with that premeditated model dumpster serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13809.mp4 oops warped serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13810.mp4 and there's a story jim one of the guys i trained i said jim it's time now serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13811.mp4 and he was out there with a tape measure going through the trash heap looking for header material or the board that goes over a door thinking he'd impress his boss that's how we taught him to do it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13812.mp4 we can't get out of it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13813.mp4 we like to hang together in groups just like just like lions serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13815.mp4 we have confused hierarchy of needs just a little bit serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13817.mp4 and i don't wear ammo belts crisscrossing my chest and a red bandana serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13818.mp4 okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13819.mp4 that's a little harsh but still humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13821.mp4 so it's conceivable if god were to exist he might wonder i'm eternal i'm all powerful but where did i come from whence then am i god speaks in a more formal english humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13822.mp4 if we let our desires melt away we'll see the world for what it truly is a nothingness and we'll slip into this happy state of nirvana which has been defined as having just enough life to enjoy being dead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13823.mp4 don't believe him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13825.mp4 it might be instead percent malevolent but only percent effective which pretty much describes the world we see around us i think humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13828.mp4 so okay humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13832.mp4 he doesn't need any preexisting materials to fashion a world out of serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13833.mp4 so it's god nothing the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13834.mp4 that tells us what naked reality really is that reveals what i call the true and ultimate furniture of the universe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13835.mp4 but i've got a big problem with it and the problem is this it's a pseudo religious point of view serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13839.mp4 it's as far removed from nothingness as it could possibly be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13840.mp4 then there's the most elegant possible reality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13841.mp4 we're here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13842.mp4 you actually just did that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13843.mp4 shut up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13845.mp4 perfect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13849.mp4 oh it's time for richard's help humorous 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speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13906.mp4 this is one too because when we understand how brains work we'll be able to build intelligent machines serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13907.mp4 the theorist guy says i think this is what's going on the experimentalist says you're wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13908.mp4 and i said to her i don't understand why you're not a feminist because you know you live in america humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13910.mp4 until recently whenever i took part in an international conference or festival i would be usually one of the more depressed speakers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13911.mp4 and we would smile at each other in sympathy this camaraderie of the doomed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13914.mp4 those of us who used to be very depressed for a long time we started to feel less depressed whereas the newcomers they were so not used to feeling this way that they were now even more depressed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13920.mp4 but i think this is a mistake for two main reasons serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13922.mp4 but there was hope serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13923.mp4 sometimes it draws circles even slides backwards and that generations can make the same mistakes that their great grandfathers had made serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13928.mp4 okay i wrote that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13930.mp4 i can also understand that sort of implicit criticism in this piece s which i made when i was living in copenhagen serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13931.mp4 here's another example from another piece and then its realization serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13933.mp4 okay so that gives you a little taste of that piece serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13934.mp4 all you need is an internet connection and a funny cat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13936.mp4 she paused and said i don't know if that's yuan or american dollars but anyway it's humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13940.mp4 they choose to 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me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13960.mp4 now you've listened to me and i know what you're thinking she has a french accent she must be pro affair humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13965.mp4 and infidelity tells me i'm not serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13966.mp4 now i question everything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13967.mp4 nick just left on a business trip and heather is playing on his with the boys when she sees a message appear on the screen can't wait to see you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13968.mp4 but then we have another paradox that we're dealing with these days serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13969.mp4 and if the situation were reversed nick would be in the same situation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13973.mp4 i need you to go upstairs past the fire and i need you to get this woman a pair of shoes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13975.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13976.mp4 and so even if we make those very important decisions for 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serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13985.mp4 but i'm going to show you some more candy sort of stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13986.mp4 i'm live serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13987.mp4 all right and now there's one last ted talk that microsoft has given in the past several years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13990.mp4 and that actually makes pretty hard for all of us which is i guess why they gave a tv show to the guy who was like really great at humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13991.mp4 and some people actually thought it gave you heightened sensitivity and conferred creative genius serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13992.mp4 he in fact there is a story that when he wanted to learn how to swim he read a book a treatise on swimming then dove into the ocean humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13993.mp4 it took so long to get these ants to do this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_13994.mp4 one of the other predictions of string theory no that's not one of the other 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periphery of the shot i'm changing it's becoming the rusted wreck and then i would run it every day and then i would find exactly the moment that i stopped looking at them and start noticing the rest of it and the moment my eye shifted we just marked it to the frame serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14019.mp4 so what you're now going to see is how we actually did it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14030.mp4 not circles those leave little gaps serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14032.mp4 at one point a congressional staffer said that there was no way that i was going to be confirmed by the united states senate because of my past despite the fact that i had been in recovery for over years and despite the fact that this job takes a little bit of knowledge around addiction humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14033.mp4 you see i grew up in a family riddled with addiction and as a kid i also struggled with coming to terms with my own sexuality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14040.mp4 he brought me a middle eastern dessert from jerusalem where he lives and i brought him kosher chocolate and held a god hates jews sign humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14041.mp4 the end of my antigay picketing career and life as i knew it came years later triggered in part by strangers on who showed me the power of engaging the other serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14043.mp4 it's a good thing ours is bigger because we're also really insecure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14044.mp4 if your companions suddenly startle and fly away it does not work very well for you to say jeez i wonder why everybody just left humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14045.mp4 he'll get the job done and it will feel good humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14046.mp4 when human beings use one thing to represent another we call that art humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14049.mp4 the first neurons came from jellyfish serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14050.mp4 this is an ancient partnership that we have just recently found out about serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14051.mp4 we make perfect sense of that image just as they make perfect sense of what they're doing because under the arc of the same sun on the same plains listening to the howls of the same dangers they became who they are and we became who we are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14052.mp4 it's a story about us people being persuaded to spend money we don't have on things we don't need to create impressions that won't last on people we don't care about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14054.mp4 we're too busy keeping out the giraffes putting the kids on the bus in the morning getting ourselves to work on time surviving email overload and shop floor politics foraging for groceries throwing together meals escaping for a couple of precious hours in the evening into prime time tv or ted online getting from one end of the day to the other keeping out the giraffes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14056.mp4 the irony is though that we have cashed out prosperity almost literally in terms of money and economic growth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14057.mp4 and our best avenue of escape from this actually is a kind of blind faith in our own cleverness and technology and efficiency and doing things more efficiently serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14061.mp4 wish that would work on me too humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14065.mp4 my personal dream is to build a mud skyscraper right in manhattan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14066.mp4 the challenge was to build our own shelter with whatever we could find serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14067.mp4 and this is what i tried to do with my architecture as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14068.mp4 and i'm sure you all had your hands in mud or clay before serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14070.mp4 and because the main part of the building budget was spent on craftsmanship the school wasn't just a building it became a real catalyst for local development and that 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today serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14081.mp4 it's a new form of energy storage that i invented at mit along with a team of my students and post serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14082.mp4 we need to think about the problem differently serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14084.mp4 by the way feel free to check in on my head at any time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14088.mp4 losing concentration humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14089.mp4 our vision is to introduce this whole new realm of human interaction into human computer interaction so that computers can understand not only what you direct it to do but it can also respond to your facial expressions and emotional experiences serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14090.mp4 this is that piece installed in a gallery in new york those are my parents looking at the piece humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14091.mp4 well actually i only had one that i scanned lots and lots of times humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14092.mp4 or when you overeat because your feelings are hurt or whatever serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14093.mp4 we use four million cups a day on airline flights and virtually none of them are reused or recycled serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14094.mp4 there are mushrooms that grow faster than printed parts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14095.mp4 it has a symmetry such that you can't injection mold it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14096.mp4 maybe he's worried that he's going bald humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14097.mp4 right you'd never want to play humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14099.mp4 ten percent of the time people's minds are wandering when they're having sex humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14100.mp4 we're richer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14101.mp4 in fact in the last few years there's been an explosion in research on happiness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14103.mp4 maybe these people are right serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14106.mp4 and farmers could protect their crops that they want to sell to whole foods because our photons are percent organic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14107.mp4 and then you could decide is this an insect i want to kill or an insect i don't want to kill moore's law made computing cheap so cheap we can weigh the life of an individual insect and decide thumbs up or thumbs down humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14108.mp4 so this sounds really crazy right would you like to see it yeah okay so our legal department prepared a disclaimer and here it is humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14109.mp4 next we can actually light them up with a laser humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14114.mp4 so we made this thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14115.mp4 because if you open it up and reach inside you'd let the heat in the game would be over serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14117.mp4 you can try to treat people and create awareness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14118.mp4 you don't always use them for that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14119.mp4 one of those ways might be better diagnosis serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14121.mp4 so as it turns out ted was not founded in ad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14122.mp4 this grew into a passion for finding things a love for the past and archaeology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14123.mp4 this is a site located in the eastern egyptian delta called mendes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14126.mp4 when we think about the dreams we have and the dent we want to leave in the universe it is striking to see how big of an overlap there is between the dreams that we have and projects that never happen humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14127.mp4 but if no one invested in your idea if no one bought your product for sure there is something there that is your fault humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14129.mp4 believe me you do that and you will destroy your dreams humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14130.mp4 if you go investigate further the guy has done apps before and he has done a master's on the topic a serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14131.mp4 people may think it's an overnight success but that only worked because for the years prior to that i took life and education seriously serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14132.mp4 no one else has the perfect answers for your life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14133.mp4 when i wrote a sequel some impact was guaranteed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14134.mp4 my tongue larynx and vocal cords were still healthy and unaffected humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14135.mp4 i tried out various computer voices that were available online and for several months i had a british accent which chaz called sir lawrence humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14137.mp4 but i've got to say in first grade they said i talked too much and now i still can humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14138.mp4 but i'm not here from the chamber of commerce humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14139.mp4 i joined compuserve when it had fewer numbers than i currently have followers on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14140.mp4 but no you don't humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14141.mp4 believe me he didn't mean this as anyway let me just read it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14142.mp4 one of the funniest on the web is written by a friend of mine named cripple humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14143.mp4 the psychiatrist says all right you're ugly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14144.mp4 after surgeries for cancer took away my ability to speak eat or drink i was forced to enter this virtual world in which a computer does some of my living for me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14145.mp4 suddenly i had an episode of catastrophic bleeding serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14146.mp4 human speech is an ingenious manipulation of our breath within the sound chamber of our mouth and respiratory system serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14147.mp4 when i find myself in a conversational situation i need to type fast and to jump right in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14149.mp4 but i decided then to just give it a try serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14150.mp4 this is the first version of my computer voice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14151.mp4 it makes me feel good that many of the words you are hearing were first spoken while i was commenting on casablanca and citizen kane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14152.mp4 he said he recorded many long hours in various to be used in the voice serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14153.mp4 for almost all the years of life on earth there was no intelligent life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14154.mp4 absolutely that's right it's sex humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14155.mp4 but sex everybody is doing it but nobody wants to talk about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14156.mp4 in these as in so many other matters islam offers us at least shades of gray humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14157.mp4 this is the modern middle east where two millennia after the coming of christ virgin births are still a fact of life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14158.mp4 that i chose to look at sex comes from my background in as a writer and a researcher and an activist serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14159.mp4 but the arab spring has changed all that in uprisings which have blossomed across the region since serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14170.mp4 we've also learned the penguins love robots humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14171.mp4 it's built with mostly off parts and costs about times cheaper than the james cameron used to explore the titanic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14172.mp4 so again we got the short end of the deal there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14173.mp4 so we imagine that we would actually potentially even host a bake sale to start our new project humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14174.mp4 and it's really a of urban population rising biodiversity plummeting and also of course sea levels rising and climate changing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14175.mp4 so we need new stories new heroes and new tools serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14180.mp4 but the first few systems were these leaky loud power guzzlers that martha stewart would definitely never have approved humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14181.mp4 but what we call it is or research and develop it yourself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14182.mp4 now at the time that i was reading this it was the middle of the winter and i definitely did not have room for a lot of dirt in my new york city apartment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14183.mp4 fast forward two years later we now have window farms which are vertical hydroponic platforms for food growing indoors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14184.mp4 and i also learned that it can be helpful to think about girls humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14185.mp4 we all heard about the importance of stories yesterday serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14186.mp4 now all of the babies even in berkley like the crackers and don't like the raw broccoli humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14187.mp4 my son is humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14188.mp4 okay so his first hypothesis has just been falsified humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14189.mp4 what's making this light up humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14191.mp4 oh humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14192.mp4 so what's it like to be a baby it's like being in love in paris for the first time after you've had three double humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14193.mp4 one thing that this baby could be thinking about that could be going on in his mind is trying to figure out what's going on in the mind of that other baby serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14194.mp4 and then she would take a little bit of the crackers and she'd go yuck crackers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14196.mp4 so children both know more and learn more than we ever would have thought serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14197.mp4 if we look across many many different species of animals not just us primates but also including other mammals birds even like kangaroos and wombats it turns out that there's a relationship between how long a childhood a species has and how big their brains are compared to their bodies and how smart and flexible they are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14198.mp4 and chickens and ducks and geese and turkeys are basically as dumb as dumps serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14201.mp4 and playboy is always in the top few humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14203.mp4 in the context of the film this is a deep space battle station of the galactic empire capable of planets and civilizations and in reality it measures about four feet by two feet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14204.mp4 they didn't want to let my camera in because it confronts constructed realities myths and beliefs and provides what appears to be evidence of a truth serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14205.mp4 and the outsider can never really reach the core serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14208.mp4 we went from a back rudder to a front rudder to two to multiple to the whole boat changing shape and the more we are moving forward and the more the design looks simple and cute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14209.mp4 we're working on also simpler technology not that complex with younger people and also older people like this dinosaur is from mexico humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14211.mp4 so i wanted to develop something that we could develop very fast that would be cheap and that would be open source so because oil spills are not only happening in the gulf of mexico and that would be using renewable energy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14212.mp4 relax on where your shadow always has company humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14213.mp4 so please don't email me one of your crazy theories humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14214.mp4 and in the last two decades astronomers have found thousands of serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14216.mp4 so adolescence is defined as the period of life that starts with the biological hormonal physical changes of puberty and ends at the age at which an individual attains a stable independent role in society humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14217.mp4 so this is a soccer game humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14218.mp4 after puberty that became the threat humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14220.mp4 so studies looking at the development of this region have shown that it really undergoes dramatic development during the period of adolescence serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14221.mp4 it's partly dependent on the environment that the animal or the human is in and the that are being used are strengthened and that aren't being used in that particular environment are pruned away serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14222.mp4 and we think that might be because adolescents and adults use a different mental approach a different cognitive strategy to make social decisions and one way of looking at that is to do behavioral studies whereby we bring people into the lab and we give them some kind of behavioral task and i'll just give you another example of the kind of task that we use in my lab serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14224.mp4 and i recently said that to a venture capitalist casually at some valley event to which he replied how quaint humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14225.mp4 we're going to reprogram the bacteria in your gut and we're going to make your poo smell like peppermint humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14227.mp4 i've seen this video but i still don't know if it's going to end right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14228.mp4 so this talk is going to be about how do we make things and what are the new ways that we're going to make things in the future serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14229.mp4 literally think of proteins as that you can string together to execute a program serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14230.mp4 and from the results of the same competition last year a university of texas team of students programmed bacteria so that they can detect light and switch on and off serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14231.mp4 and so this is our muse tucker serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14242.mp4 and she called poverty a personality defect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14243.mp4 it's like brad pitt says in fight club too often we're working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14245.mp4 martin luther king didn't say i have a nightmare humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14246.mp4 but the underlying assumption is the same there's something wrong with them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14248.mp4 a few months later i heard that eldar a professor at princeton university and one of the authors of this study was coming over to holland where i live serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14249.mp4 so the long term perspective goes out the window serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14250.mp4 so if you make them this big by using i suppose then you could have a thousand times as many humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14251.mp4 and whatever you do don't read anything about genetics that's published within your lifetime or something humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14254.mp4 genetic algorithms are great for certain things i suspect i know what they're bad at and i won't tell you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14257.mp4 pollution energy shortage environmental diversity poverty serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14258.mp4 sometimes you get an extra one or drop one out but so you can skip the grandparent and great grandparent stage and go right to the great serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14259.mp4 they're both wonderful and largely the same except that computers happened in between serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14260.mp4 when you buy a pie the whole family has to agree and apple is everyone's second favorite humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14262.mp4 now you're in your element humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14264.mp4 and then afterward i said sir i want to give you the periodic table in case you're ever in a bind and need to calculate molecular weight humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14266.mp4 i'll look at it periodically humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14267.mp4 now if we could scale this you could actually use it to run your which is kind of my dream to be able to drive a virus powered car humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14273.mp4 now going back to the abalone shell the abalone makes this shell by having these proteins serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14274.mp4 so if you stagger into the head late at night and you're so toilet hugging sick that you forget to turn on the light you may think that you're having a religious experience humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14275.mp4 his only hope for existence on this planet is as a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14278.mp4 and we have this photograph posted in our lab in a place of honor with the caption engineer satisfying two women at once humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14279.mp4 it was an evening dive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14280.mp4 and there are a few other land dwellers that can make light some insects earthworms fungi but in general on land it's really rare serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14281.mp4 and inside the sphere with me is an intensified camera that's about as sensitive as a fully dark adapted human eye albeit a little fuzzy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14282.mp4 and so here in the gulf of maine at feet i can name pretty much everything you're seeing there to the species level serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14283.mp4 in the nobel prize in chemistry was awarded for work done on a molecule called green fluorescent protein that was isolated from the chemistry of a jellyfish and it's been equated to the invention of the microscope in terms of the impact that it has had on cell biology and genetic engineering serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14284.mp4 people normally write that down by the way humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14285.mp4 now i liked it better when viruses were free humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14286.mp4 so today computer viruses and trojans designed to do everything from stealing data to watching you in your to the theft of billions of dollars serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14287.mp4 check out this one i found serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14288.mp4 and for those of you who understand healthcare economics you know that all wealthy countries spend between nine and percent of on health care except for the united states we spend but that's a story for another day humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14289.mp4 the percentage of working families without health care up by four percent serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14291.mp4 maybe you've heard of us humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14292.mp4 and the truth is that no one really cares what you say when you're that age humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14293.mp4 insert halloween costume here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14295.mp4 what you are is a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14297.mp4 i worried that there was something wrong with this and something wrong with me for being unable to stick with anything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14299.mp4 sha hwang and rachel drew from their shared interests in data visualization travel mathematics and design when they founded serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14300.mp4 when become interested in something we go hard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14301.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14302.mp4 the daffodils were blooming but the referees were not blowing the whistle when i was telling them to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14307.mp4 so i wrote this feminist op ed it is entitled forget your team it is your online gender violence toward girls and women that can kiss my righteous ass humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14310.mp4 i'm really cute humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14311.mp4 she is the absolute worst serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14312.mp4 since i joined in misogyny and have amply demonstrated they will dog my every step serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14316.mp4 and i learned that revenge porn is often dangerously misapplied serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14318.mp4 i'm going to offer just a few and of course i challenge you to create and contribute your own serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14320.mp4 the winner boxes the air and kisses the ground throws his shirt as though somebody is waiting for it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14321.mp4 there is no shortcut it is like swimming by swimming humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14322.mp4 you learn cooking by cooking having some sympathetic people around you to eat what you cook humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14324.mp4 this is the mantra of the united states of america humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14325.mp4 it can't afford to doubt the person who tends the child serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14326.mp4 therefore it has to blame itself a wordless blame which is more difficult to really resolve the wordless self blame serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14327.mp4 the self you are self aware serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14328.mp4 each one has got two games serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14329.mp4 no human heart is denied of that empathy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14370.mp4 it would be like a near death experience where you see the light at the end of the tunnel but it's a total death experience humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14371.mp4 but if you were to float by in space on a space holiday and you heard this you want to get moving humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14372.mp4 and with all of our modern telescopes we've been able to collect this stunning silent movie of the universe these series of snapshots that go all the way back to the big bang serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14373.mp4 now black holes are dark against a dark sky serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14374.mp4 isn't that terrific so we've been as i say very successful very lucky in having companies catch the vision of this from cars car makers who want to put a stereo system in the front for the kids and a separate system in the back oh no the kids aren't driving today humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14375.mp4 we've got the military have just deployed some of these into iraq where you can put fake troop movements quarter of a mile away on a hillside humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14376.mp4 i took it back to the pentagon after it got declassified when the patent issued and told the people back there about it and they laughed and then i took them back a demo and they bought humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14377.mp4 and it was the hardest invention i ever made but it got me started and i got really lucky after that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14379.mp4 ultimately we figured out how to make things like lasers that were totally focused serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14394.mp4 and that's all true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14396.mp4 hockey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14397.mp4 he hung out with the beatles humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14399.mp4 this man was so powerfully that he once fell asleep in the middle of his own speech humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14400.mp4 i read the same headlines that you do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14401.mp4 it turns out that there are remarkable signs of progress out there often in the most unexpected places and they've convinced me that our great global challenges may not be so unsolvable after all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14403.mp4 then part two trudeau created the world's first policy of official multiculturalism to promote integration and the idea that diversity was the key to canada's identity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14404.mp4 it's also hot huge and unruly made up of islands where people speak close to a thousand languages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14406.mp4 so i was leafing through it wondering if i had any mental disorders and it turns out i've got humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14409.mp4 i didn't know which of these was true but i thought it was kind of interesting and i thought maybe i should meet a critic of psychiatry to get their view which is how i ended up having lunch with the scientologists humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14410.mp4 and brian the scientologist whispered to me they're medicated which to the scientologists is like the worst evil in the world but i'm thinking it's probably a good idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14412.mp4 it could be carnage by the end of the night humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14419.mp4 which i have to say would have been hard for him to deny because he was standing under a giant oil painting of himself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14420.mp4 he said that's leadership humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14422.mp4 but she's married so i'm going to have to get her split up from her husband humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14426.mp4 he looked like a man who wanted to wear an outfit that would convince me that he was very sane serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14427.mp4 and i was in prison awaiting trial and my said to me know what you have to do fake madness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14428.mp4 so i said to the psychiatrist get sexual pleasure from crashing cars into walls serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14429.mp4 and they didn't send him to some cushy hospital serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14432.mp4 so faking your brain going wrong is evidence that your brain has gone wrong serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14433.mp4 so i did serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14435.mp4 so whenever he said anything to me that just seemed kind of non psychopathic i thought to myself well i'm not going to put that in my book serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14436.mp4 and the gems are always the outermost aspects of our personality serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14437.mp4 and he said i'm not a psychopath serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14441.mp4 what has changed our society has been wireless devices serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14454.mp4 so it's a slight misquote humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14455.mp4 the actual truth about the specific bush kerry incident is that the bush kerry articles were locked less than one percent of the time in and it wasn't because they were contentious it was just because there was vandalism which happens sometimes even on stage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14459.mp4 and i said well they don't all hate it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14460.mp4 it's written by thousands of volunteers all over the world in many many languages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14462.mp4 and i'm going to tell you what the cost of is serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14463.mp4 we're in many many languages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14464.mp4 so the servers are managed by a ragtag band of volunteers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14467.mp4 if you aren't at least a bit disturbed by something i tell you here you're just not paying attention humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14469.mp4 i highly recommend avoiding this outcome humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14472.mp4 they remember a life of leisure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14476.mp4 this copy would remember everything the same and if it starts out with the same speed looking at the same speed it might even need to be told you are the copy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14477.mp4 first by definition do what the human they emulate would do in the same situation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14478.mp4 when creatures are rich like you you have to know a lot about what they want to figure out what they do serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14480.mp4 and by now some of you may be asking yourselves and i just want to reassure you that i did get half the money up front humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14481.mp4 it's shocking isn't it now some of you might be saying at this moment in time oh yeah but ok hang on a second there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14484.mp4 she was stiff and her little lifeless hand was curled into itself serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14485.mp4 after all it is as old as existence itself serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14502.mp4 i would have it all ready to go but then actually the paper would come along and then i would kind of do this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14503.mp4 so we had an awesome new revised plan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14504.mp4 this is how the year would go serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14505.mp4 we can visualize the future serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14507.mp4 he has nothing to wake up for so the effects of procrastination they're not contained they just extend outward forever serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14519.mp4 and they can use that energy in case the wind falls away and the tide is coming up and there is still a little bit of energy to reach the dunes and save their lives because they are drowned very easily humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14520.mp4 so when the storm is coming up it drives a pin into the ground humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14521.mp4 theo jansen is working hard on this evolution serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14522.mp4 it works the same as a wheel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14523.mp4 there's a guy pushing there behind but it can also walk on the wind very well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14524.mp4 having your body laid out to be eaten by animals is not for everyone humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14526.mp4 i'm decomposing under here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14527.mp4 and i have some good news if you're looking to avoid the whole doomed to decay and die thing you will have all the help in the world in that avoidance from the funeral industry serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14528.mp4 so let's return to the idea of protection sanitation and serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14530.mp4 i think i'll lighten up a little humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14538.mp4 i walk during the day and i follow people who i think look interesting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14539.mp4 so i do it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14541.mp4 and there were times when i was actually so desperate i would just you know walk into a room and just go like eric and anybody who would turn around i would sort of make a for humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14542.mp4 they eat out they see shows humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14543.mp4 it's just that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14544.mp4 and if you're not you have to pretend to be slightly bored with everything humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14545.mp4 because i feel like you know there are so many images out there so many clothes out there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14546.mp4 it does not come for me from research serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14548.mp4 and anyway roll this little clip i'll just show you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14549.mp4 it's rarely color that i find in nature although you know juxtaposed next to artificial color natural color is so beautiful serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14550.mp4 we can do anything you ask serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14551.mp4 and we you know sort of introduced them to each other serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14553.mp4 thank goodness i can't be spock humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14554.mp4 i told myself yes i will be the ultimate team player serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14557.mp4 now just knowing that word the cloud has been transformational in my research group because students come to me and say uri i'm in the cloud and i say great you must be feeling miserable humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14559.mp4 and i started thinking maybe there's a pattern here serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14560.mp4 they started dreaming about the decorations invitations the dresses they were going to wear and what their fathers could and could not wear humorous 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+UR-FUNNY_14589.mp4 the teapot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14592.mp4 as an aside those of you who remember dan aykroyd in the doing julia child imitations can see where he got the idea of stabbing himself from this fabulous slide humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14596.mp4 this kind of cooking drove me to learn how to cook for myself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14598.mp4 it's a holocaust of a different kind and hiding under our desks isn't going to help serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14599.mp4 livestock is also one of the biggest culprits in land degradation air and water pollution water shortages and loss of biodiversity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14601.mp4 we were told we were assured that the more meat and dairy and poultry we ate the healthier we'd be serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14603.mp4 we're not born craving whoppers or skittles serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14605.mp4 and guess what half the people who developed the food pyramid have ties to agribusiness serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14606.mp4 now i'm here on the green side down on the far right where the geeks are and also is down on the far right humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14607.mp4 let's take a look at san francisco serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14608.mp4 maybe this is what it's like to be on the other side of humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14609.mp4 i was a student at harvard and i loved to travel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14610.mp4 and it got to the point where every time i walked up to a table that had a kid anywhere between three and years old i was ready to fight humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14611.mp4 are you a boy or are you a girl familiar silence but this time i'm ready and i am about to go all women's studies on this table humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14613.mp4 one of my most memorable grenade tosses was at my sister's wedding humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14614.mp4 and then one woman stumped but wanting so desperately to show her support to let me know she was on my side she finally blurted out well sometimes my husband wears pink shirts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14615.mp4 do not give them that sense of false hope humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14616.mp4 several years ago i was working at the south side walnut cafe a local diner in town and during my time there i would go through phases of militant lesbian intensity not shaving my armpits quoting difranco lyrics as gospel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14617.mp4 and why because pancake girl and i we were both real with each other serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14622.mp4 months later she was joking that her husband had threatened to pull her out of the classes as he found out that his now literate wife was going through his phone text messages humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14623.mp4 as i started this work it was not always easy to convince the women to participate serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14624.mp4 yeah humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14625.mp4 oh and that's not even the tip of the iceberg serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14626.mp4 i call it tablet on a stick humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14627.mp4 because people these days they make friends they chat gossip and flirt from the comfort of their sofa humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14629.mp4 by now you're probably thinking of all the advantages of country living humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14630.mp4 six years ago my wife and i we packed our stuff we sold our little apartment in spain and for the same money we bought a house with a garden and little birds that come singing in the morning humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14631.mp4 and now we'll make sure to have a good spot for drones to land humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14632.mp4 i'm not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14636.mp4 it's a lot of fun sometimes serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14637.mp4 more jobs and career opportunities serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14638.mp4 but even though most people would want to current technology makes the experience isolating serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14639.mp4 but with advances in augmented reality it will be easy to wrap the robot in a nice hologram that actually looks and moves like a person serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14640.mp4 but today you can do all that online serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14641.mp4 that's more expensive serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14642.mp4 like he said we're three brothers from new jersey you know the bluegrass capital of the world humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14643.mp4 we can't really figure out the reason serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14644.mp4 but maybe if i cut a hole in his head i can fix it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14645.mp4 and they came back to their american clinic and they said they had learned it was as important to wash your hands before doing surgery as it was to wash up afterwards humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14646.mp4 so a little bit of 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you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14664.mp4 and given average demographics i think what that means is most of the people who saw me on that show are now dead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14665.mp4 if nothing else you realize very quickly as a teenager it is not a hit with girls to know captain kirk's middle name humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14666.mp4 and i know how deeply annoying it is so karma does work humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14667.mp4 it's the most fun you can have with your pants on humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14668.mp4 yes i will come destroy the computer and defend my species humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14669.mp4 this is what it looks like when the future comes for you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14670.mp4 that's just annoying humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14671.mp4 and we lived overseas we lived in south korea where my dad was working where there was only one english language tv channel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14672.mp4 and you think ah hah knowledge really is power the right fact deployed at exactly the right place serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14674.mp4 the third reason i said yes is because i was pretty confident that i was going to win serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14675.mp4 there was no software that could compete at this kind of arena serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14676.mp4 we got to walk through his climate controlled server room serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14677.mp4 like you're going to play the chicago bulls and there's the thing in the middle of their court serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14678.mp4 that's that girl who wrote that book based on that movie humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14679.mp4 in other words i had to find a way to make sure that my creativity survived its own success serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14685.mp4 like our women we men get to wear pretty bright colors but unlike our women we get to show off our legs humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14686.mp4 my country is not one big monastery populated with happy monks humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14688.mp4 here's a fun fact you're looking at the world's biggest pocket humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14689.mp4 in this pocket we store all manner of personal goods from phones and wallets to office files and books humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14690.mp4 we call this holistic approach to development gross national happiness or serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14691.mp4 medical consultation medical treatment medicines they are all provided by the state serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14693.mp4 turns out it's a big deal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14694.mp4 so inside our country we are a net carbon sink serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14695.mp4 it's stunning serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14696.mp4 and so for many years i feared that my father would die before i had a chance to kill him humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14699.mp4 but when i am working in my house and writing after a day's writing i rush downstairs and i'm very excited to talk about marcus garvey or bob marley and words are tripping out of my mouth like butterflies and i'm so excited that my children stop me and they say dad nobody cares humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14700.mp4 maybe it's a migrant lesson serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14701.mp4 you are being watched serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14702.mp4 if you have seen some of the images of the caribbean people arriving in the and you might have noticed that a lot of the men wear serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14703.mp4 but in conjuring his life it was okay and very straightforward to portray a caribbean life in england in the with bowls of plastic fruit polystyrene ceiling tiles permanently sheathed in their transparent covers that they were delivered in serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14705.mp4 that makes me worry a little bit humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14706.mp4 but i'm not just doing this to be cute serious 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choked up in the back of the taxi and i didn't tell him who i was because i didn't think it was appropriate and i just shook his hand and i said thank you so much serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14730.mp4 we fund prostate cancer foundations now in countries serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14732.mp4 this is me at an early age with a baby chimpanzee humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14733.mp4 i'm not sure how well the chimpanzees read it but they surely seemed interested in the book humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14734.mp4 so one of the two is not really interested in the task anymore humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14735.mp4 now look at what happens at the very end of this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14737.mp4 so it's what we call humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14738.mp4 they developed several of these alternative techniques that we did not approve of necessarily humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14739.mp4 now look at the other it doesn't forget to eat of course humorous 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it's really unfair to humanity because humanity is actually much more cooperative and than given credit for serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14750.mp4 and human morality is more than this but if you would remove these two pillars there would be not much remaining i think serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14751.mp4 otherwise they wouldn't be pulling so hard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14752.mp4 there's actually a lot of evidence in primates and other animals that they return favors serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14753.mp4 and so what we did in that case we do these studies in thailand for josh is we have an apparatus around which there is a rope a single rope serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14754.mp4 so it's actually fairly simple for them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14755.mp4 and the emotional part serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14756.mp4 very few animals i think elephants and apes can do that kind of thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14759.mp4 then the next one is the pro social token serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14760.mp4 and there are now many more because after we did this about years ago it became very well known serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14761.mp4 we take them out of the group put them in a test chamber serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14762.mp4 it's a bit odd humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14763.mp4 let's just say it's a bit chilly humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14767.mp4 i'm actually just a survivor and these photographs that i'm showing you here are dangerous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14770.mp4 i became very low serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14771.mp4 i feel so lucky and i've been times in my life and all those people who come with us return home as great champions not only for antarctica but for local issues back in their own nations serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14778.mp4 they can connect us to our deepest humanity or with people we'll never meet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14779.mp4 i used to work with a bunch of uptight religious people so sometimes i didn't wear panties and just had a big smile and chuckled to myself humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14780.mp4 we all heard you pee humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14782.mp4 he pays me a lot to keep it a secret humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14784.mp4 and he emailed me this picture humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14786.mp4 you can see my wife struggling to stack a brick of postcards on a pyramid of over a half million secrets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14787.mp4 and he said frank i've got to share with you this story that just played out in my life serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14789.mp4 thank you for making your site serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14790.mp4 when i posted this secret dozens of people sent voicemail messages from their phones sometimes ones they'd been keeping for years messages from family or friends who had died serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14791.mp4 thank you serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14792.mp4 and finally let's see this is a totally different interaction and i think you have to imagine that there's this giant invisible drum sitting right here on stage and i'm going to bang it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14794.mp4 that's usually followed by a second thought which is whatever it is that i'm doing i love it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14795.mp4 by the way i'm just going to nerd out for just a few minutes here so i would say don't freak out serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14798.mp4 he doesn't know that what we're feeding is real time data from the stock market and he's making buy and sell decisions humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14799.mp4 so we'll report on that later to see how well this goes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14801.mp4 it's like a massage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14802.mp4 but we're not seeing all the waves out there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14803.mp4 now what this means is that our experience of reality is constrained by our biology and that goes against the common sense notion that our eyes and our ears and our fingertips are just picking up the objective reality that's out there serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14806.mp4 your brain is locked in a vault of silence and darkness inside your skull serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14807.mp4 so i call this the p serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14808.mp4 and i give them access to me every single day which is why they all have my personal cell number including my scholars and those who graduated which is probably why i get phone calls and text messages at three o'clock in the morning humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14809.mp4 eighty six percent of them were below grade level in english and in math serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14810.mp4 no i don't humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14811.mp4 it's a completely solution apart from the fact that teddy's probably not loving it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14812.mp4 and that's what i want to talk about today serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14813.mp4 we were asked by a large healthcare system in minnesota to describe to them what their patient experience was serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14824.mp4 so i couldn't wait to get started to work on this so i could introduce kevin to my robot humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14827.mp4 that's what i do humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14829.mp4 she said when she was just about to walk onstage the tele directors still were trying to agree on what to do and so she just walked onstage and did what felt most natural humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14830.mp4 and so that project taught me another lesson about life which is that when in doubt improvise humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14831.mp4 maybe it runs in the family humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14832.mp4 and a few years later he was diagnosed with cancer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14833.mp4 when i was at college i decided to study engineering like him serious 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reward without moving a muscle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14862.mp4 it was the brutal realization the first morning that the indian students were better than me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14863.mp4 in sweden we read it once and then we went partying humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14864.mp4 and they were the first to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14865.mp4 look there united states humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14867.mp4 now a historian tells me it's even more difficult to predict about the past humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14868.mp4 the of july is my birthday humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14869.mp4 and i will now here onstage try to predict when that will happen that asia will regain its dominant position as the leading part of the world as it used to be over thousands of years serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14870.mp4 was the year when the courageous uprising against the foreign occupation of india was defeated by the british forces serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14871.mp4 and let's see how much difference that can make serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14873.mp4 and you can see that the countries who were growing their economy was united states and united kingdom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14874.mp4 health is getting better united kingdom united states serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14875.mp4 not much has happened serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14876.mp4 now people recognize me in macy's and my grandchildren think that i'm cool humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14877.mp4 actually i wasn't even sure that i could go around the stadium without a walker humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14880.mp4 nice people with common sense do not make interesting characters humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14881.mp4 i looked like a refrigerator humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14882.mp4 my back is always straight and i don't make old people's noises humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14883.mp4 no grunting no coughing no wheezing no talking to yourselves no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14884.mp4 sophia loren was right in front of me she's a foot taller than i am not counting the hair humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14887.mp4 no wonder that by age five i was a raging feminist although the term had not reached chile yet so nobody knew what the heck was wrong with me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14889.mp4 feminism has never been sexy but let me assure you that it never stopped me from flirting and i have seldom suffered from lack of men humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14891.mp4 only a fearless and determined heart will get the gold medal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14892.mp4 when she was years old her grandfather sold her to a brothel serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14893.mp4 we can call this place in congo a death camp because those who are not killed will die of disease or starvation serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14894.mp4 she names the twins after the camp's commanders to gain their favor and feeds them with black tea because her milk cannot sustain them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14896.mp4 she risks a lot and she's terrified serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14897.mp4 the woman's face looks like a watermelon serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14898.mp4 although women do two thirds of the world's labor they own less than one percent of the world's assets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14899.mp4 she gets the women to plant new trees and water them drop by drop serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14900.mp4 i can promise you that women working together linked informed and educated can bring peace and prosperity to this forsaken planet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14902.mp4 in our species the alpha males define reality and force the rest of the pack to accept that reality and follow the rules serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14903.mp4 look around in this room all this knowledge energy talent and technology serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14904.mp4 and so i tap back fu humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14905.mp4 and i said fu as in i finally understand humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14906.mp4 these things occurred in my life in a way that was surprising especially to me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14907.mp4 throughout this ordeal no one hugged me no one counseled me no one told me i would be okay serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14918.mp4 to poke fun at their stereotypes nigeria would be outside explaining that he will pay the entrance fee all he needs is the account details humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14920.mp4 because at that time if you were to search africa on or on or any kind of social media you would think that the entire continent was just pictures of animals and white guys drinking cocktails in hotel resorts humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14922.mp4 so i sent out a few other about my own country and a few other african countries i'm familiar with serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14925.mp4 but it would go on to have a very peculiar effect on me serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14942.mp4 intimacy means physical emotional connection with somebody else and especially with somebody of the opposite sex who gives off ambiguous contradictory signals humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14943.mp4 and there's some guy watching a hundred obviously humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14944.mp4 it's your job to solve humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14945.mp4 boys are percent more likely than girls to drop out of school serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14946.mp4 they don't know what to say they don't know what to do especially one with the opposite sex serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14948.mp4 that's older than my dad humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14949.mp4 however undeterred due to my teenage optimism i went online to a teenager's two best friends and humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14950.mp4 essentially i could weave a bunch of these antibodies into a network of carbon such that you have a network that only reacts with one protein but also due to the properties of these it will change its electrical properties based on the amount of protein present serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14960.mp4 i think you just need to do a cleansing ritual humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14961.mp4 and i even went to a psychiatrist and tried to get her to prescribe me medicine and she wouldn't just because i don't have schizophrenia ok humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14962.mp4 i don't want to get into the story now but i need you to come out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14963.mp4 if you say jesus rose from the dead ooh trickier humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14966.mp4 and i looked around serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14969.mp4 i'm an investigator and i'm an investigator in two senses i'm an investigative journalist and i'm also an investigator of the claims of the paranormal and claims of the spiritual serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14970.mp4 that's not true serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14971.mp4 no one's done it yet but they've had a couple people who claim that they were which means that they can hear voices either from the great beyond or they can read minds serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14972.mp4 i'm a jewish guy from new jersey humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14974.mp4 pity me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14975.mp4 now even my seven brain knew that wasn't going to work serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14977.mp4 there were just a few thousand terrorists serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14984.mp4 probably about as many as there are creative people here humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14986.mp4 that also constitutes the entertainment portion of this talk so i hope you enjoyed it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14987.mp4 that's fine says george i'll take the soup humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14988.mp4 i want to achieve it through not dying humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14990.mp4 what about longevity ah the majority serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14993.mp4 they help in the digestion of essential nutrients and they protect you against certain diseases serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14995.mp4 that's the other humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14996.mp4 but if you search for a stock photo of diarrhea in a leading photo image agency this is the picture that you come up with humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14998.mp4 they have in built nozzles for a lovely hands free cleaning experience and they have various other features like a heated seat and an automatic lid raising device which is known as the marriage saver humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_14999.mp4 and they have to do what this little boy is doing by the side of the airport expressway which is called open or poo in the open serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15000.mp4 he's barefoot serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15002.mp4 but we know how to fix this serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15005.mp4 astronauts get this really nice air conditioned van to go to the launch pad but i got a front loader humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15006.mp4 and there we go humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15007.mp4 the reason i'm waving with my left hand is because on the right hand is the emergency cutaway humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15008.mp4 it's kind of like earth in reverse humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15009.mp4 this is my landing but it's probably more properly called a crash humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15015.mp4 up here we have a parachute serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15016.mp4 it has two redundant oxygen tanks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15019.mp4 everyone ready five serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15020.mp4 it doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player a tennis player a gymnast or a bridge player humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15022.mp4 when melinda and i learned how little useful feedback most teachers get we were blown away serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15023.mp4 the system we have today isn't fair to them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15024.mp4 and i hope jill that someday we will find evidence that there is intelligent life among humans on this planet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15025.mp4 diving day and night was really easy for me in when i led a team of aquanauts living underwater for weeks at a time at the same time that astronauts were putting their footprints on the moon serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15026.mp4 that means that there was a place for a professor of international health and for my course humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15027.mp4 i have shown that swedish top students know statistically significantly less about the world than the chimpanzees humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15028.mp4 i did also an unethical study of the professors of the karolinska institute that hands out the nobel prize in medicine and they are on par with the chimpanzee there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15030.mp4 this is india indonesia is moving on pretty fast humorous 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and i've been very supportive until this picture shows up on my page humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15059.mp4 i keep saying nets you live in the past while i'll create the future and when i'm done you can study about it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15060.mp4 i believe in the concept of a yogi be a dude before you can become an ascetic serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15061.mp4 you know i never really believed in legacy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15062.mp4 now i'm in the business of creating art that will definitely even outlive me and i think about what i want to leave behind through those paintings serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15064.mp4 i don't know howard obviously and he's going i hope you're not next humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15065.mp4 i'm interested i kind of do the same thing but i don't move my body humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15066.mp4 and i've nothing wrong with cake decoration and cake decorators if anybody's involved in cake decorations it's not what i'm interested in doing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15067.mp4 and it's continuous across the complete spectrum of the various kind of realities that you confront with your ideas serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15068.mp4 but basically what we do is we try to give coherence to the world serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15069.mp4 i have no interest at all in conceiving something in my brain and saying this is what it looks like serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15071.mp4 take the second term to the other side transform and invert in humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15073.mp4 the great mathematician weil likened this no kidding to sexual pleasure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15075.mp4 this is sick beyond belief humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15076.mp4 they went other places humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15079.mp4 that's what i want to get to serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15081.mp4 and that tension that discovery that push for something new and at the same time that sense of obligation to the regards of craftsmanship that's as strong in cars as it is in anything serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15082.mp4 isn't that a wonderful thought that there could be such a thing as a best idea anybody ever had do you think there could audience no humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15083.mp4 and pages later humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15084.mp4 no not without humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15088.mp4 and you know actually all it tells you is that another person has potentially spread germs from place to place humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15089.mp4 they are dangerous to give birth to are agonizing to give birth to humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15092.mp4 now that i suggest is the view that comes out of taking seriously serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15093.mp4 the principle is you just need those three things variation selection and heredity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15094.mp4 if there's something that is copied with variation and 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try it for something else then you saw what that device looked like that the woman was using to fix her migraines i tell you this that's something which some research engineer like me would concoct not a real designer of good equipment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15168.mp4 a lot of people don't like guns humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15169.mp4 well the third and final wish is somewhat unfortunately it's much more complicated because it involves lawyers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15170.mp4 would you believe pages single space the patient has to read before they're in our trial to cure their epilepsy what do you think someone has at the end of reading single spaced pages they don't understand what the hell it's about humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15171.mp4 we are very brave and we don't want to admit that i'm having a hell of a chest pain serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15172.mp4 that ladies and gentlemen is a heart attack serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15174.mp4 it doesn't take much every layperson could see that difference and computers can be programmed to easily detect it serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15175.mp4 and if we had a computer that could detect it we could tell you you're having a heart attack so early it could save your life and prevent congestive heart failure serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15176.mp4 so every morning i hop on my weight scale and before i'm in my car people start talking to me i think you need a light lunch today lucien humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15178.mp4 i promise you i'm a lot more romantic than that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15179.mp4 took me to visit prince and he's a chubby little guy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15180.mp4 i was nine years old i loved kicking around a soccer ball and i was a total math and science geek serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15181.mp4 we were rushed to the center of town and there on a tarmac we were split into two lines serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15185.mp4 he was quite fond of them actually humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15186.mp4 now we see the creation of a new massive class of useless people humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15189.mp4 the real difference between humans and all other animals is not on the individual level it's on the collective level serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15193.mp4 i don't know the people who wrote all the books and articles that i read in preparation for this talk serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15194.mp4 ham as in bad actor humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15196.mp4 and this was a very very dangerous thing to do around dick feynman humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15197.mp4 the reason he called me leonardo is because we were in europe and he was practicing his french humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15198.mp4 he wanted to go out and do an experiment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15201.mp4 it was the technique of feynman diagrams humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15202.mp4 but humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15203.mp4 he was a man of many many parts serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15204.mp4 he was a drum player serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15205.mp4 but the man had somehow a lot of room at the bottom serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15207.mp4 and he didn't only play them with me but with all sorts of people serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15208.mp4 you could get a marilyn monroe sandwich serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15209.mp4 these guys were philosophers of mind serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15211.mp4 we liked each other we liked the same kind of things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15212.mp4 it was a short meeting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15213.mp4 and for this service they were murdered their families torn apart and their story largely forgotten serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15214.mp4 she handed me those articles and said maybe you should read these before offering an opinion humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15215.mp4 it's amazing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15218.mp4 surprise number two medical marijuana does have some risks serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15220.mp4 she could use it when she wanted in the way that she wanted at the dose and frequency that worked for her serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15223.mp4 they are the arts and parenting humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15224.mp4 indeed in movements of modernism and post modernism there was visual art without beauty literature without narrative and plot poetry without meter and rhyme architecture and planning without ornament human scale green space and natural light music without melody and rhythm and criticism without clarity attention to aesthetics and insight into the human condition humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15225.mp4 as many people have told me over the years anyone who's had more than one child knows that kids come into the world with certain temperaments and talents it doesn't all come from the outside serious 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+UR-FUNNY_15241.mp4 it was a camel world like a camel with two the poor ones and the rich ones and there were fewer in between serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15242.mp4 fortunately i will be able to comfort you by showing why it was not your fault actually serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15243.mp4 actually it has exactly the same problem which existed in all the neighborhoods where you grew up as well serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15244.mp4 now i know what you're thinking humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15245.mp4 reports that this guy this former congressman from erie pennsylvania was at the age of one of the youngest people at the republican national convention but it's just not true humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15246.mp4 perfect humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15247.mp4 now when we tried to challenge this going to the supreme court getting the supreme court the bunch of conservatives there if we could get them to wake up to this to strike it down we had the assistance of nobel prize winners including this right wing nobel prize winner milton friedman who said he would join our brief only if the word no brainer was in the brief somewhere humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15248.mp4 here we go serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15249.mp4 okay but no this is really besides the point serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15251.mp4 these very same people are strong believers in lots of contexts in the limits on the markets serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15254.mp4 one is a supermarket standard white bread pre packaged which i'm told is called a humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15256.mp4 unless you're on one of these californian low diets bread is standard serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15263.mp4 when i go to an academic cocktail party and there are all the professors around they ask me what field i'm in and i say philosophy their eyes glaze over humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15266.mp4 magic in other words refers to the magic that is not real while the 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wealth power and prestige then lose it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15308.mp4 and finally never ever join the beatles humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15311.mp4 we gathered up our materials and we went out of the room and counted to a half hour humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15314.mp4 and one of the main reasons our brain got so big is because it got a new part called the frontal lobe serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15316.mp4 from field studies to laboratory studies we see that winning or losing an election gaining or losing a romantic partner getting or not getting a promotion passing or not passing a college test on and on have far less impact less intensity and much less duration than people expect them to have serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15318.mp4 now you don't need me to give you too many examples of people synthesizing happiness i suspect serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15319.mp4 i believe it turned out for the best serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15321.mp4 bickham is somebody you've never heard of serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15324.mp4 the male of this species has a massive brain that he uses to hunt for cold beer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15325.mp4 classic case of the male leaving the female for the bottle humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15327.mp4 a female is anything dimpled glossy and brown the bigger the better humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15328.mp4 well i won't dwell on this but you get the idea humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15330.mp4 now huxley knew that brain activity and conscious experiences are correlated but he didn't know why serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15331.mp4 well i disagree serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15332.mp4 as a result i come to believe that in reality there's a red tomato a meter away serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15333.mp4 then we thought that the earth is the center of the universe again because it looks that way serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15335.mp4 but that doesn't explain the billions of neurons and trillions of that are engaged in vision serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15337.mp4 let me tell you how i feel when i see my wrinkles in the mirror and i realize that some parts of me have dropped and i can't find them down there humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15339.mp4 nobody else sees that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15341.mp4 she says that there is only a limited number of ways you can screw well she says it in another way and she has tried them all humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15344.mp4 we all feel younger than our real age because the spirit never ages serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15345.mp4 but my real mentor in this journey of aging is olga murray serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15347.mp4 i keep telling my to back off and let me enjoy what i still have serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15352.mp4 despite the new york times' and vanity fair's best efforts recently they're not brothers humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15356.mp4 so let's watch the next clip serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15357.mp4 too much rain falls on some areas and not enough on others serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15359.mp4 but the main reason i did it is that that's what happens to me when i'm forced to wear a lady mic humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15360.mp4 it's the sensible shoe of public address humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15361.mp4 i just become humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15363.mp4 it all sort of started as a benign mistake like penicillin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15364.mp4 because this is treating your audience like a moron humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15367.mp4 so there you are serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15369.mp4 ahh we come upon them the clandestine lovers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15372.mp4 but just to try to prove that fact to you i've brought along some plankton in what is undoubtedly a foolhardy attempt at a live demonstration humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15376.mp4 colorization and sound effects added for you viewing pleasure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15378.mp4 personally i think it's something sexy humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15379.mp4 and then he goes away for a few seconds to think about it some more and thinks maybe if i come in from a different angle humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15381.mp4 and the first thing you're going to see is a transect screen that is about a meter across serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15385.mp4 so if you brush up against it any place you brushed against it you get this twinkling blue green light that's just breathtaking serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15387.mp4 so i just want to show you some of the responses we've elicited from animals in the deep sea serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15388.mp4 so that's million people connected by blood or marriage sometimes both humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15389.mp4 and there's my cousin humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15394.mp4 partly this is because of and genetic testing but partly it's because of the internet serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15396.mp4 now it's not just ancestors we share descendants serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15397.mp4 i think this tree is going to be bad news for bigots because they're going to have to realize that they are cousins with thousands of people in whatever ethnic group they happen to have issues with and i think you look back at history and a lot of the terrible things we've done to each other is because one group thinks another group is sub human and you can't do that anymore serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15400.mp4 all right now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15401.mp4 lots of laughter quite a bit of embarrassment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15402.mp4 he got exactly the same response lots and lots of humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15403.mp4 i wanted to there we go humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15406.mp4 so the rest of you can save them for when i say something particularly boring and then you can fire at me humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15407.mp4 so ah that was fun humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15408.mp4 well not necessarily humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15409.mp4 because when we looked at the video when he got back we saw minutes of this humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15410.mp4 you all have a piece of cardboard and a piece of paper serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15411.mp4 but as they learn to become adults they become much more sensitive to the opinions of others and they lose that freedom and they do start to become embarrassed serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15412.mp4 he knew that friendship is a short cut to play serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15413.mp4 or even in the swiss office of which perhaps has the most wacky ideas of all serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15414.mp4 its a toy its called a finger blaster serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15415.mp4 and im going to run a little experiment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15418.mp4 and a reason for that we want to settle on an answer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15419.mp4 and this openness is the beginning of exploratory play serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15422.mp4 and no problem but unfortunately continuing with the scientific examination of this painting came out that rafael did not paint the unicorn did not paint the puppy dog actually left the painting unfinished so all this writing about the exotic symbol of the unicorn unfortunately is not very reliable humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15423.mp4 you see the geniality of his creation right directly on the ground layer of the panel and see this cool thing finding i should rather say an elephant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15424.mp4 these are the original windows of the hall of the sala grande serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15425.mp4 many political reasons serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15426.mp4 note the textbook the sage on the stage and the sleeping guy in the back humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15427.mp4 we were thrilled to have that kind of audience and just a bit terrified that we hadn't finished preparing the class yet humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15428.mp4 but if you can do it any time that means you can do it tomorrow and if you can do it tomorrow well you may not ever get around to it humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15430.mp4 and that's exactly what we were aiming for serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15431.mp4 we mostly avoid questions like here's a formula now tell me the value of y when x is equal to two serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15432.mp4 sebastian and i have forgotten some of that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15456.mp4 it's cold it's eerie it's misty it might be raining and you might be standing on the shores of lake michigan brimming with paint thinner humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15458.mp4 so this is the picture you would have at the window of airlines as you fly across the surface of titan humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15460.mp4 and we have been to saturn before we visited saturn in the early but our investigations of saturn have become far more in depth in detail since the cassini spacecraft traveling across interplanetary space for seven years glided into orbit around saturn in the summer of and became at that point the farthest robotic outpost that humanity had ever established around the sun serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15463.mp4 this haze is ubiquitous serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15464.mp4 for example in polite requests if someone says if you could pass the guacamole that would be awesome we know exactly what he means even though that's a rather bizarre concept being expressed humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15465.mp4 it would be a real shame if something happened to it we understand that as a veiled threat rather than a musing of hypothetical possibilities humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15466.mp4 now this is one model of how language comes to be namely it's legislated by an academy serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15467.mp4 let me start off with a technical problem in language that i've worried about for quite some time and indulge me in my passion for verbs and how they're used serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15470.mp4 now picture yourself in a driverless car in the year sitting back and watching this vintage video humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15474.mp4 when we asked people whether they would purchase such cars they said absolutely not humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15476.mp4 so to use the sheep metaphor it's like we now have electric sheep that have a mind of their own humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15477.mp4 now the way we think about this problem matters serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15479.mp4 says the car should follow utilitarian ethics it should take the action that will minimize total harm even if that action will kill a bystander and even if that action will kill the passenger serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15480.mp4 now if each farmer brings a certain number of sheep let's say three sheep the land will be rejuvenated the farmers are happy the sheep are happy everything is good serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15482.mp4 and we vary the ages and even the species of the different victims serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15483.mp4 in the isaac asimov wrote his famous laws of robotics the three laws of robotics serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15489.mp4 because your companies will always take away your life but they can never take away your vacation in theory humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15490.mp4 so i went and bought khaki shorts or whatever and unfortunately their branding was all about keep it simple humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15491.mp4 it's not very simple a little bit confusing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15493.mp4 so i'm mostly driving along okay and then i saw this sign humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15494.mp4 modernism means white box and it's a perfect white box humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15495.mp4 and this also happened so i have five daughters now humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15496.mp4 school was great and maybe going to school helped me get to this media lab place i'm not sure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15497.mp4 eye candy sort of pejorative don't you think so i say no i make eye meat instead humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15498.mp4 what if i make like a car crash test so i have a crash test humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15500.mp4 paint is a very simple way to paint with humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15502.mp4 end of story humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15503.mp4 it doesn't make any sense humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15504.mp4 as you age from infant age your vision gets better and maybe in your late teens early twenties you're looking for a mate and your vision goes after that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15505.mp4 it's kind of a book about questions questions about simplicity serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15507.mp4 it's a very simple kind of food serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15508.mp4 this amazing person muriel cooper serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15510.mp4 when you have mentors and yesterday kareem abdul jabbar talked about mentors these people in your life the problem with mentors is that they all die serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15511.mp4 and because of that i always wondered about this human thing serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15512.mp4 now humans are catching up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15513.mp4 i spent my entire early career making complex stuff serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15514.mp4 i did this series of calendars for shiseido serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15515.mp4 and so i made a lot of these types of things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15516.mp4 so to get off the tree i began to use my old computers serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15518.mp4 it's sort of a midwest cornfield out of french fries serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15519.mp4 it's a very short simple book serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15520.mp4 the three keys are easy to eat so this is cooked already so easy to eat serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15521.mp4 they want the big cookie serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15523.mp4 you've got to shine blue light on the kid humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15524.mp4 ok we'll figure that out humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15525.mp4 if you try to put more than one kid in you're stacking them on top of each other humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15526.mp4 last story here i've got a friend in india who told me that you haven't really tested a piece of electronic technology for distribution in asia until you've trained a cockroach to climb in and pee on every single little component on the inside humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15527.mp4 those poor ants humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15528.mp4 so this is a newborn intensive care unit in nepal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15529.mp4 keeping a baby warm for a week that's not rocket science serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15530.mp4 so the idea here is unlike the concept car we want to marry something beautiful with something that actually works serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15531.mp4 we wanted to make beautiful things that are going to make the world a better place and i don't think this kid was even in it long enough to get warm serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15533.mp4 those decisions are made by the ministry of health or by foreign donors and it just kind of shows up serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15534.mp4 he'd spent dollars to buy a website that exclusively featured women having sex on top of or inside of luxury sports cars humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15535.mp4 it's a lot harder than you might think serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15556.mp4 this is amazing humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15557.mp4 what would you say to people who think that dick cheney's really something else humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15558.mp4 i can see you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15559.mp4 the wiretap on your line got a little interfered with for a moment humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15560.mp4 it's a lot warmer humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15561.mp4 but when i think about it this isn't the question that we should be struggling with serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15562.mp4 i wouldn't use patriot and i wouldn't use traitor serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15563.mp4 but there are also things that go too far serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15564.mp4 we've never seen any evidence of even a single instance of specific harm and because of that i'm comfortable with the decisions that i made serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15565.mp4 that allows sort of a warrantless wiretapping mass surveillance of the entire country's phone records things like that who you're talking to when you're talking to them where you traveled serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15566.mp4 it's fine humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15567.mp4 they almost never do more than that humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15568.mp4 it's okay you want to pay billion dollars for dark urine i'm totally with you humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15569.mp4 so we run away from it and where do we run we leap into the arms of big placebo humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15570.mp4 there wasn't any cantaloupe humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15571.mp4 so after this amazingly fun conversation you might want to say so you still want to get in this ridiculous time machine and go forward absolutely humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15572.mp4 i don't know serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15573.mp4 it's because possibilities on this planet they don't go back they go forward serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15574.mp4 so there better be a nine at the beginning of my death number serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15575.mp4 it reshaped the demography of the globe in a way that no war ever has serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15579.mp4 they've been a problem for me since as far back as i can remember first when i was just a little baby tomboy and then later as a masculine appearing predominantly estrogen based organism humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15580.mp4 i've been stared at screamed at whispered about and one time i got smacked in the face by a little old lady's purse that from the looks of the shiner i took home that day i am pretty certain contained at least dollars of rolled up small change and a large hard candy collection humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15581.mp4 she told me camouflage humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15582.mp4 i said yes i had but not for a really long time humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15583.mp4 right she doesn't need to know that i figure humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15584.mp4 and now we've got these politicians that keep trying to pass these bathroom bills serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15585.mp4 they don't make anyone safer serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15586.mp4 we need to just admit that they are really only open for people who fit neatly into one of two gender boxes which i do not serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15587.mp4 her and her classmates were four years old serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15588.mp4 she seemed to take some comfort in that serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15591.mp4 the comments began pouring in and would collate them serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15593.mp4 it's incredible humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15594.mp4 postwar kosovo was a very interesting place because nato troops were there mostly to make sure the war didn't break out again serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15595.mp4 questions about security when you don't have any security systems are terrifying serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15596.mp4 i had absolutely no idea what she meant humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15597.mp4 why invite men they are the problem humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15598.mp4 we heard from a man out of zimbabwe who after hearing about created a husband school humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15599.mp4 you see in the village we were all equal serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15600.mp4 i felt guilty serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15601.mp4 we all feel the same things serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15605.mp4 i love to figure things out but the end result of what i'm doing is really completely ambiguous humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15612.mp4 you can write papers about complexity and the nice thing about complexity is it's fundamentally intractable in many ways so you're not responsible for outcomes humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15613.mp4 one of the things i want to do is to help you with a very important task which you may not know that you have very often which is to understand how to sit next to a physicist at a dinner party and have a conversation humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15615.mp4 i want you to read this because we're going to come back to it in a moment serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15616.mp4 a coffee cup we don't think about coffee cups but it's much more interesting than one might think a coffee cup is a device which has a container and a handle serious speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15618.mp4 and my body had clearly changed and matt who was undeniably my nemesis in high school said in a booming voice that we no longer had to go far away to go on ski trips but we could all ski on mount humorous speaking_style +UR-FUNNY_15619.mp4 i tell that story because it has served and continues to serve as a metaphor to me about the level of that we all have on this earth serious speaking_style