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project and together we'll turn the world inside out humorous speaking_style +7 UR-FUNNY_32.mp4 i was doing graffiti writing my name everywhere using the city as a canvas serious speaking_style +8 UR-FUNNY_33.mp4 and i framed it with color so you would not confuse it with advertising serious speaking_style +9 UR-FUNNY_35.mp4 it was the only one i had at that time serious speaking_style +10 UR-FUNNY_36.mp4 and we go from thug images who've been stolen and distorted by the media who's now proudly taking over his own image serious speaking_style +11 UR-FUNNY_38.mp4 we called the project face face serious speaking_style +12 UR-FUNNY_39.mp4 when we did the wall we did the palestinian side serious speaking_style +13 UR-FUNNY_98.mp4 but perhaps my old friend lyndon johnson might have put it in less noble fashion better to have your enemies inside the tent out than outside the tent in humorous speaking_style +14 UR-FUNNY_99.mp4 for in the months leading up to my selection like many young people i'd been active in the anti vietnam war movement and had written an article against lyndon johnson which unfortunately came out in the new republic two days after the dance in the white house humorous speaking_style +15 UR-FUNNY_100.mp4 but they were great nonetheless humorous speaking_style +16 UR-FUNNY_101.mp4 and then he said you remind me of my mother humorous speaking_style +17 UR-FUNNY_103.mp4 because at first i'd be so excited i would blurt out the dodgers won or the dodgers lost which took much of the drama of this two hour telling away humorous speaking_style +18 UR-FUNNY_104.mp4 but as i left that night i was certain that somehow i'd traded the life of my everlasting soul for this one night with roy campanella humorous speaking_style +19 UR-FUNNY_109.mp4 no schooling was possible for him except a few weeks here a few weeks there serious speaking_style +20 UR-FUNNY_110.mp4 literature allowed him to transcend his surroundings serious speaking_style +21 UR-FUNNY_112.mp4 he was so depressed that friends worried he was suicidal serious speaking_style +22 UR-FUNNY_113.mp4 everyone is broken by life ernest hemingway once said but some people are stronger in the broken places serious speaking_style +23 UR-FUNNY_117.mp4 he was stunned serious speaking_style +24 UR-FUNNY_178.mp4 that would be like getting hungry at night and having to flip through the whole phone book from cover to cover pausing at every line just to find the nearest pizza joint humorous speaking_style +25 UR-FUNNY_181.mp4 and all of this while sitting on the toilet humorous speaking_style +26 UR-FUNNY_182.mp4 isn't that mind blowing i bet you will never look at that black truffle again without thinking of its genes humorous speaking_style +27 UR-FUNNY_183.mp4 most of us may not yet be diagnosing genetic conditions in our kitchen sinks or doing at home paternity testing humorous speaking_style +28 UR-FUNNY_184.mp4 it is in our to be curious humorous speaking_style +29 UR-FUNNY_186.mp4 they can jump right into the pen and swab their noses and mouths with a little filter paper place that little filter paper in a tiny tube and mix it with some chemicals that will extract genetic material from their noses and mouths serious speaking_style +30 UR-FUNNY_187.mp4 even bacteria and some viruses have too serious speaking_style +31 UR-FUNNY_188.mp4 well several companies around the world are working on making this same technology accessible to everyday people like the pig farmer like you serious speaking_style +32 UR-FUNNY_189.mp4 truffles are this delicacy that stems from a fungus growing on the roots of living trees serious speaking_style +33 UR-FUNNY_190.mp4 ian decided to move his lab into sierra leone serious speaking_style +34 UR-FUNNY_191.mp4 when astronauts live aboard the international space station they're orbiting the planet miles high serious speaking_style +35 UR-FUNNY_284.mp4 maybe the banking career puts you on the cutting edge of new forms of financial manipulation humorous speaking_style +36 UR-FUNNY_286.mp4 i am for chocolate donuts humorous speaking_style +37 UR-FUNNY_287.mp4 hard choices seem to be occasions for agonizing hand wringing the gnashing of teeth serious speaking_style +38 UR-FUNNY_288.mp4 we shouldn't think that all hard choices are big serious speaking_style +39 UR-FUNNY_351.mp4 and hamlet humorous speaking_style +40 UR-FUNNY_355.mp4 and then when he's finished with ophelia he turns on his mum because basically she has the audacity to fall in love with his uncle and enjoy sex humorous speaking_style +41 UR-FUNNY_356.mp4 when a woman writes about doing it it's an unfortunate genetic disposition humorous speaking_style +42 UR-FUNNY_358.mp4 the current head of the paris said recently it takes great physical strength to conduct a symphony and women are too weak humorous speaking_style +43 UR-FUNNY_359.mp4 i graduated from university to become a theater director and that progress is entirely to do with the fact that people i'll never meet fought for women to have rights get the vote get education have progress serious speaking_style +44 UR-FUNNY_361.mp4 i think it's a little girl serious speaking_style +45 UR-FUNNY_362.mp4 but unfortunately the have found out and they're catching up and they've got sirens and they've got their guns they've got the loud it's terribly frightening and they're closing up on the children and the children are never going to make it serious speaking_style +46 UR-FUNNY_363.mp4 and this is common serious speaking_style +47 UR-FUNNY_364.mp4 let me talk about hamlet serious speaking_style +48 UR-FUNNY_528.mp4 when i met harriet in person the next year at the ted conference she'd gone online and ordered our own happy t shirts humorous speaking_style +49 UR-FUNNY_529.mp4 probably in a few years you'll look in your mirror and it'll be diagnosing you humorous speaking_style +50 UR-FUNNY_532.mp4 but if you think about it if you have a lily pad and it just divided every single day two four eight sixteen in days you'd have serious speaking_style +51 UR-FUNNY_535.mp4 i don't know if i'd try that but it's available serious speaking_style +52 UR-FUNNY_572.mp4 and i would bring people to the lab and i would put their finger in it and i would crunch it a little bit humorous speaking_style +53 UR-FUNNY_575.mp4 and this is particularly interesting because mit doesn't have an honor code humorous speaking_style +54 UR-FUNNY_576.mp4 but when he actually had a university of pittsburgh sweatshirt cheating went down humorous speaking_style +55 UR-FUNNY_577.mp4 now you must have all taken a band aid off at some point and you must have wondered what's the right approach serious speaking_style +56 UR-FUNNY_579.mp4 it turns out it would have been better to start with my face which was much more painful and move toward my legs giving me a trend of improvement over time that would have been also less painful serious speaking_style +57 UR-FUNNY_580.mp4 so my interest in cheating started when enron came on the scene exploded all of a sudden and i started thinking about what is happening here serious speaking_style +58 UR-FUNNY_592.mp4 so this guy like was forced to see it every day humorous speaking_style +59 UR-FUNNY_593.mp4 in every work that i create i write messages with my style of a mix of calligraphy and graffiti serious speaking_style +60 UR-FUNNY_800.mp4 this is south los angeles humorous speaking_style +61 UR-FUNNY_802.mp4 plus you get strawberries humorous speaking_style +62 UR-FUNNY_803.mp4 if kids grow kale kids eat kale humorous speaking_style +63 UR-FUNNY_804.mp4 the funny thing about sustainability you have to sustain it humorous speaking_style +64 UR-FUNNY_806.mp4 so what i did i planted a food forest in front of my house serious speaking_style +65 UR-FUNNY_807.mp4 and this is how i decided to maintain it serious speaking_style +66 UR-FUNNY_808.mp4 my councilman even called in and said how they endorse and love what we're doing serious speaking_style +67 UR-FUNNY_810.mp4 we were walking with him holding onto my shoulder i miscalculated how much space there was between us and i knocked him into a gate humorous speaking_style +68 UR-FUNNY_811.mp4 and to this day he says that i was the coach who left the most important mark on his career humorous speaking_style +69 UR-FUNNY_812.mp4 when i looked up two guys were seated three were lying down and others were squatting humorous speaking_style +70 UR-FUNNY_813.mp4 i was slightly afraid to ask what type of miracles he meant and he replied nonchalantly coach let me take the team to the church and when we return i guarantee that half of them will be able to see humorous speaking_style +71 UR-FUNNY_814.mp4 besides let me make this clear if we go to that church and i end up being able to see when we return i will beat you so hard if i can't play tomorrow humorous speaking_style +72 UR-FUNNY_815.mp4 fortunately there were no gates along the way humorous speaking_style +73 UR-FUNNY_816.mp4 the blind who attended the institute would play their games there just like i did at a field near my house serious speaking_style +74 UR-FUNNY_817.mp4 i put it on and tried to play serious speaking_style +75 UR-FUNNY_818.mp4 so we started looking for volunteers to help us run with them serious speaking_style +76 UR-FUNNY_819.mp4 we would have to train differently serious speaking_style +77 UR-FUNNY_820.mp4 in fact they would let us use the field only when no other teams were using it serious speaking_style +78 UR-FUNNY_821.mp4 we were growing as a team serious speaking_style +79 UR-FUNNY_985.mp4 i would add nobody gets out alive humorous speaking_style +80 UR-FUNNY_986.mp4 one is icing and simmering which are great stalling tactics that offer a kind of holding pattern that emphasizes the undefined nature of a relationship but at the same time gives you enough of a comforting consistency and enough freedom of the undefined boundaries humorous speaking_style +81 UR-FUNNY_987.mp4 and is basically you disappear from this massa of texts on the spot and you don't have to deal with the pain that you inflict on another because you're making it invisible even to yourself humorous speaking_style +82 UR-FUNNY_989.mp4 we went from a production economy to a service economy humorous speaking_style +83 UR-FUNNY_991.mp4 i study the brain serious speaking_style +84 UR-FUNNY_993.mp4 fourteen million or more people have now taken the questionnaire and i've been able to watch who's naturally drawn to whom serious speaking_style +85 UR-FUNNY_996.mp4 americans think that this is reckless serious speaking_style +86 UR-FUNNY_998.mp4 the double income family was the rule serious speaking_style +87 UR-FUNNY_1002.mp4 i thought every seven went through this humorous speaking_style +88 UR-FUNNY_1003.mp4 it's a stretch of beach we know so well serious speaking_style +89 UR-FUNNY_1004.mp4 all right there's this episode of star trek humorous speaking_style +90 UR-FUNNY_1005.mp4 but then we listen to the other percent of our stuff recorded serious speaking_style +91 UR-FUNNY_1106.mp4 in spite of my man hat crocheted from plastic shopping bags they shook my hand humorous speaking_style +92 UR-FUNNY_1107.mp4 only we humans make waste that nature can't digest serious speaking_style +93 UR-FUNNY_1304.mp4 so when i was a child i don't know how many of you grew up in the but i was sent upstairs for an enforced rest humorous speaking_style +94 UR-FUNNY_1305.mp4 it isn't some cultic thing humorous speaking_style +95 UR-FUNNY_1309.mp4 so imagine we're in the middle of america serious speaking_style +96 UR-FUNNY_1311.mp4 you can see i don't do much serious speaking_style +97 UR-FUNNY_1532.mp4 so here is a typical stud wall an architectural construction and this is a section of our proposal for a meat house where you can see we use fatty cells as insulation for dealing with wind loads and muscles for the doors and windows humorous speaking_style +98 UR-FUNNY_1533.mp4 as an architect i have to confront something like this serious speaking_style +99 UR-FUNNY_1534.mp4 she was always saying things that made me stop and think like time may be a great healer but it ain't no beauty specialist humorous speaking_style +100 UR-FUNNY_1537.mp4 the first thing i learned that day was that i never ever wanted to work that hard again humorous speaking_style +101 UR-FUNNY_1539.mp4 so we went over into michael's garage his dad had all kinds of stuff and we put a pipe in the vice there and screwed a cap on the end of the pipe drilled a hole in the back of the pipe took some of our firecrackers pulled out the fuses tied them together put them in the back there and down in that hole and then stuffed some of our gunpowder down that pipe and put three ball bearings on the top in the garage humorous speaking_style +102 UR-FUNNY_1540.mp4 two of them landed in the side door of his new citroen humorous speaking_style +103 UR-FUNNY_1541.mp4 we said well what are you going to do with it they said we're going to melt it down and make rocket fuel humorous speaking_style +104 UR-FUNNY_1543.mp4 one two three four serious speaking_style +105 UR-FUNNY_1544.mp4 i'd go up and learn these old songs from her serious speaking_style +106 UR-FUNNY_1547.mp4 hey hey hey hey serious speaking_style +107 UR-FUNNY_1548.mp4 this is ralph stanley serious speaking_style +108 UR-FUNNY_1550.mp4 just a few of them but maybe you'll get just a little hint of some of these folks serious speaking_style +109 UR-FUNNY_1551.mp4 and he lived in that house that his great grandfather had built serious speaking_style +110 UR-FUNNY_1553.mp4 i even went to the miss deaf america contest in nashville tennessee where people complained about that slurry southern signing humorous speaking_style +111 UR-FUNNY_1554.mp4 and his mother told me this story of coming home one day and he went to college nearby and she said i saw that car which you can always recognize in the parking lot of a bar she said humorous speaking_style +112 UR-FUNNY_1555.mp4 and when i see the way they're intersecting in conditions like the three i've just described i sometimes think it's like those moments in grand opera when the hero realizes he loves the heroine at the exact moment that she lies expiring on a divan humorous speaking_style +113 UR-FUNNY_1557.mp4 and when i asked the pediatrician what had been going on she said she thought in the morning he had probably had a cramp humorous speaking_style +114 UR-FUNNY_1559.mp4 and when she said it it made me anxious serious speaking_style +115 UR-FUNNY_1560.mp4 i had thought of deafness entirely as an illness serious speaking_style +116 UR-FUNNY_1561.mp4 she was facing the question of what to do with this child serious speaking_style +117 UR-FUNNY_1562.mp4 those straight parents often want them to function in what they think of as the mainstream world and those gay people have to discover identity later on serious speaking_style +118 UR-FUNNY_1563.mp4 and while some of them can be difficult there's no attempt to cure them serious speaking_style +119 UR-FUNNY_1925.mp4 so it was a little discouraging to the students humorous speaking_style +120 UR-FUNNY_1927.mp4 and actually like nick i brought samples humorous speaking_style +121 UR-FUNNY_1928.mp4 they're fully functional field tested ready to roll out humorous speaking_style +122 UR-FUNNY_1929.mp4 and this is about the most exciting thing in my life right now which is perhaps a sad commentary on my life humorous speaking_style +123 UR-FUNNY_1931.mp4 and we're a pretty small staff which is me humorous speaking_style +124 UR-FUNNY_1933.mp4 so the rains come they go down the rivers and the flooding happens serious speaking_style +125 UR-FUNNY_1934.mp4 so not surprisingly there's a lot of effort that's been done to look at alternative cooking fuels serious speaking_style +126 UR-FUNNY_1935.mp4 you see these all over haiti as well serious speaking_style +127 UR-FUNNY_1936.mp4 so over the next couple of years students and i worked to develop a process serious speaking_style +128 UR-FUNNY_1938.mp4 it's cow dung serious speaking_style +129 UR-FUNNY_1939.mp4 and what we could use as a binder was actually small amounts of cow manure which they used ordinarily for their fuel serious speaking_style +130 UR-FUNNY_2030.mp4 in france where independent thinking is not necessarily promoted humorous speaking_style +131 UR-FUNNY_2031.mp4 and for motivation we used what i think is the most powerful pharmacology of switzerland fine swiss chocolate humorous speaking_style +132 UR-FUNNY_2032.mp4 it was just at the end of a regular day of work with the foundation serious speaking_style +133 UR-FUNNY_2033.mp4 and for this purpose we placed two on opposite sides of the body serious speaking_style +134 UR-FUNNY_2052.mp4 you have these different fabulous owners and their different cars different prices different locations humorous speaking_style +135 UR-FUNNY_2053.mp4 lets people rent out their own cars to their friends and neighbors serious speaking_style +136 UR-FUNNY_2057.mp4 you don't have to believe in a god per se just in being jewish humorous speaking_style +137 UR-FUNNY_2058.mp4 and his grandfather who was a wise man said oh so you belong to the atheist branch of the hindu tradition humorous speaking_style +138 UR-FUNNY_2059.mp4 what i want to persuade you of today is of a very simple claim which is that these debates are in a certain sense preposterous because there is no such thing as religion about which to make these claims serious speaking_style +139 UR-FUNNY_2060.mp4 in his book on primitive culture he says the heart of religion is what he called animism that is the belief in spiritual agency belief in spirits serious speaking_style +140 UR-FUNNY_2136.mp4 so that overmatched capability creates problems catastrophic successes the white house calls them humorous speaking_style +141 UR-FUNNY_2137.mp4 so we say area denial anti access asymmetrical strategies and their eyes glaze over humorous speaking_style +142 UR-FUNNY_2139.mp4 i don't know the million man swim humorous speaking_style +143 UR-FUNNY_2140.mp4 a banana peel on the tarmac humorous speaking_style +144 UR-FUNNY_2141.mp4 and that poor country runs off that ledge does that cartoon thing and then drops humorous speaking_style +145 UR-FUNNY_2142.mp4 and let's call this red line i don't know mission accomplished humorous speaking_style +146 UR-FUNNY_2143.mp4 they can put it in an envelope and mail it to you and then say in no uncertain terms please cut that out humorous speaking_style +147 UR-FUNNY_2144.mp4 it will cost you billion dollars humorous speaking_style +148 UR-FUNNY_2147.mp4 i'm not talking about the difference between reality and desire which i can do because i'm not inside the beltway humorous speaking_style +149 UR-FUNNY_2151.mp4 for eight years after screwing up the relationship on day one inauguration day with gays in the military which was deft humorous speaking_style +150 UR-FUNNY_2152.mp4 it's like the guy who goes to the doctor and says doctor it hurts when i do this humorous speaking_style +151 UR-FUNNY_2155.mp4 now we've got a home game and an away game humorous speaking_style +152 UR-FUNNY_2158.mp4 leviathan traditional partners they all look like the brits and their former colonies humorous speaking_style +153 UR-FUNNY_2159.mp4 i like them young male unmarried slightly pissed off humorous speaking_style +154 UR-FUNNY_2160.mp4 so yes it begins inside the pentagon but over time it's going to cross that river humorous speaking_style +155 UR-FUNNY_2161.mp4 who gets custody of the kids this is where the marines in the audience get kind of tense humorous speaking_style +156 UR-FUNNY_2164.mp4 we did it so fast we weren't prepared for their collapse serious speaking_style +157 UR-FUNNY_2165.mp4 you have to access coalition partners serious speaking_style +158 UR-FUNNY_2167.mp4 but it's not a perfect world and your administration isn't getting us any closer serious 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portraits painted anymore and they're amazing people and we want to deliver them to future generations serious speaking_style +170 UR-FUNNY_2695.mp4 he was not just a scientist he had a in molecular biology humorous speaking_style +171 UR-FUNNY_2696.mp4 the first one judge lourie made up his own novel biological theory totally wrong humorous speaking_style +172 UR-FUNNY_2697.mp4 also in the room were three leaders of the human genome project including the co discoverer of himself james watson who had submitted a brief to the court where he referred to gene patenting as lunacy humorous speaking_style +173 UR-FUNNY_2698.mp4 and in one of my absolutely favorite moments justice sotomayor proclaimed isolated to be just nature sitting there humorous speaking_style +174 UR-FUNNY_2699.mp4 i opened it up to find a small stuffed animal humorous speaking_style +175 UR-FUNNY_2700.mp4 i explained to chris that i was feeling a little bit stuck serious speaking_style +176 UR-FUNNY_2703.mp4 allowing patent holders often private companies to lock up stretches of the human genome was harming patients serious speaking_style +177 UR-FUNNY_2704.mp4 gene patents clearly were a problem and were harming patients serious speaking_style +178 UR-FUNNY_2705.mp4 as we delved into this issue we traveled all over the country to speak with many different experts scientists medical professionals lawyers patent lawyers serious speaking_style +179 UR-FUNNY_2762.mp4 okay now this gives one a little pause humorous speaking_style +180 UR-FUNNY_2764.mp4 but more likely is this humorous speaking_style +181 UR-FUNNY_2765.mp4 so what we've done is i've started to do pet scans of everybody in the family humorous speaking_style +182 UR-FUNNY_2766.mp4 so that's my talk humorous speaking_style +183 UR-FUNNY_2767.mp4 and so this would be the typical talk i would give serious speaking_style +184 UR-FUNNY_2768.mp4 so i've looked at about of these serious speaking_style +185 UR-FUNNY_2769.mp4 you get different kinds of psychopaths serious speaking_style +186 UR-FUNNY_2770.mp4 and there is a variant of this gene that is in the normal population serious speaking_style +187 UR-FUNNY_2771.mp4 but for a son he can only get the x chromosome from his mother serious speaking_style +188 UR-FUNNY_2796.mp4 so by now my talk is already words long and i feel like i should stop here humorous speaking_style +189 UR-FUNNY_2798.mp4 let me now turn to the last project which involves the national beverage of scotland humorous speaking_style +190 UR-FUNNY_2799.mp4 and now let's set that on fire humorous speaking_style +191 UR-FUNNY_2800.mp4 if you look at science on one hand science is a very rational approach to its surroundings whereas art on the other hand is usually an emotional approach to its surroundings serious speaking_style +192 UR-FUNNY_2802.mp4 i agree it looks pretty amazing serious speaking_style +193 UR-FUNNY_2803.mp4 now i've got a live demonstration over here to show this to you serious 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it serious speaking_style +204 UR-FUNNY_3043.mp4 she put us in a car and we drove for hours and ended up in a bush in a remote area in gambia serious speaking_style +205 UR-FUNNY_3044.mp4 i don't know what's going on serious speaking_style +206 UR-FUNNY_3045.mp4 she took hold of what i now know to be my clitoris she took that rusty knife and started cutting away inch by inch serious speaking_style +207 UR-FUNNY_3092.mp4 massive attack most people cannot play them that way humorous speaking_style +208 UR-FUNNY_3093.mp4 she was peeling this palm frond apart these little threads off of it and she'd roll the threads together and make little thicker threads like strings and she would weave the strings together and as the materiality of this exact very bag formed before my eyes over those three days the materiality of the way the world works of reality kind of started to unravel in my mind because i realized that this bag and these clothes and the trampoline you have at home and the pencil everything you have is made out of either a tree or a rock or something we dug out of the ground and did some process to maybe a more complicated one but still everything was made that way serious speaking_style +209 UR-FUNNY_3094.mp4 i was at mit media lab and i was studying the maker movement and makers and creativity serious speaking_style +210 UR-FUNNY_3097.mp4 i'm going to give you some building blocks and they're cactus building blocks so it's totally legit serious speaking_style +211 UR-FUNNY_3150.mp4 mather i just have to get through the initial days where i don't get eliminated humorous speaking_style +212 UR-FUNNY_3151.mp4 i like it humorous speaking_style +213 UR-FUNNY_3152.mp4 i've explored experienced and experimented enterprise and capitalism to my heart's content serious speaking_style +214 UR-FUNNY_3153.mp4 the service which grew out of this dial for ambulance with one ambulance in now has a hundred plus ambulances in three states and has transported over patients and victims since inception serious speaking_style +215 UR-FUNNY_3274.mp4 i see a lot of very blank faces humorous speaking_style +216 UR-FUNNY_3276.mp4 and before we know it right we're anxious about feeling anxious humorous speaking_style +217 UR-FUNNY_3278.mp4 every time i sort of pushed one down another one would pop back up again serious speaking_style +218 UR-FUNNY_3279.mp4 so i quit my degree i headed off to the himalayas i became a monk and i started studying meditation serious speaking_style +219 UR-FUNNY_3293.mp4 now hand your unlocked phone to the person on your left humorous speaking_style +220 UR-FUNNY_3299.mp4 let me read you his review humorous speaking_style +221 UR-FUNNY_3302.mp4 so i invite him out for a beer and he tells me all about his passion for making a difference in the world serious speaking_style +222 UR-FUNNY_3308.mp4 now here's a discovery we made just last week serious speaking_style +223 UR-FUNNY_3364.mp4 i first heard this when i was a kid and i loved it but i had no idea what it meant humorous speaking_style +224 UR-FUNNY_3365.mp4 lies humorous speaking_style +225 UR-FUNNY_3367.mp4 i was in charge of the four which is good because four can't play sports and neither can i humorous speaking_style +226 UR-FUNNY_3369.mp4 i wanted to live and cross over into that fictional world which is i would always just open people's closet doors humorous speaking_style +227 UR-FUNNY_3371.mp4 and that's what he did humorous speaking_style +228 UR-FUNNY_3372.mp4 and i realized that the stories that i was telling were real in this way that was familiar to me and really exciting serious speaking_style +229 UR-FUNNY_3374.mp4 it's why in two days people will be descending on dublin to take the walking tour of and see everything that happened in ulysses even though none of that happened serious speaking_style +230 UR-FUNNY_3375.mp4 pastel serious speaking_style +231 UR-FUNNY_3376.mp4 it's this little bit of fiction that's colonized the real world serious 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UR-FUNNY_3415.mp4 and became one of the first massive open online courses although seven years ago we had no idea that what we were doing is called serious speaking_style +241 UR-FUNNY_3417.mp4 i never worked harder on anything never been challenged to this degree serious speaking_style +242 UR-FUNNY_3515.mp4 it also led them to read shorter books humorous speaking_style +243 UR-FUNNY_3517.mp4 in many theme parks you can pay extra to jump to the head of the line serious speaking_style +244 UR-FUNNY_3530.mp4 and guess what you don't have to bring any quarters because the washer and dryer are free humorous speaking_style +245 UR-FUNNY_3531.mp4 i asked crystal the price of the cookie that i had selected and she said three dollars humorous speaking_style +246 UR-FUNNY_3533.mp4 the weeks before the dance the house is in a flurry and i don't know who's more excited the staff or the kids humorous speaking_style +247 UR-FUNNY_3534.mp4 over the years i've convinced him to shuttle those sweet furry beasts up to hang out with our sick kids from time to time serious speaking_style +248 UR-FUNNY_3535.mp4 the lights on the ward were fluorescent and too bright serious speaking_style +249 UR-FUNNY_3536.mp4 rather than the bright noisy quarters of the hospital their rooms are calm and comfortable with actual living spaces for the families a sanctuary of gardens and a wonderful outdoor playground with special structures for children with physical limitations serious speaking_style +250 UR-FUNNY_3537.mp4 he went on hikes with his parents serious speaking_style +251 UR-FUNNY_3538.mp4 i'm jewish but i'm jewish in the same way the olive garden is italian humorous speaking_style +252 UR-FUNNY_3539.mp4 thank you for that reaction humorous speaking_style +253 UR-FUNNY_3540.mp4 because living so was killing me humorous speaking_style +254 UR-FUNNY_3541.mp4 and you can see there they're shopping with their helmets humorous speaking_style +255 UR-FUNNY_3542.mp4 it was like something out of humorous speaking_style +256 UR-FUNNY_3543.mp4 there's trains and planes and cars and bill o'reilly he's very noisy humorous speaking_style +257 UR-FUNNY_3544.mp4 and you can almost trick yourself into thinking you're eating doritos humorous speaking_style +258 UR-FUNNY_3545.mp4 and this was an amazing year serious speaking_style +259 UR-FUNNY_3546.mp4 this was no small feat because if you listen to dermatologists they say that you should have a shot glass full of sunscreen serious speaking_style +260 UR-FUNNY_3547.mp4 so that took a lot of time serious speaking_style +261 UR-FUNNY_3548.mp4 my cholesterol went down i lost weight my wife stopped telling me that i looked pregnant serious speaking_style +262 UR-FUNNY_3549.mp4 so they think it's actually very deadly serious speaking_style +263 UR-FUNNY_3550.mp4 and the second point i want to make the final point is that and it's actually been a theme of that joy is so important to your health that very few of these behaviors will stick with me unless there's some sense of pleasure and joy in them serious speaking_style +264 UR-FUNNY_3551.mp4 so thank you very much serious speaking_style +265 UR-FUNNY_3578.mp4 and then because you've felt that satisfaction you're less motivated to do the actual hard work necessary humorous speaking_style +266 UR-FUNNY_3581.mp4 peter wrote a whole book about this and in he did some new tests that were published serious speaking_style +267 UR-FUNNY_3736.mp4 no i don't do that i'm a who is someone who pretends to be a real magician humorous speaking_style +268 UR-FUNNY_3737.mp4 for example when i walked up here and i took the microphone from the stand and switched it on you assumed this was a microphone which it is not humorous speaking_style +269 UR-FUNNY_3739.mp4 these are not glasses these are empty frames humorous speaking_style +270 UR-FUNNY_3740.mp4 well it's not that great a convenience humorous speaking_style +271 UR-FUNNY_3741.mp4 now to my innocent mind dead implies incapable 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they need to be stopped because this is a cruel farce serious speaking_style +282 UR-FUNNY_3764.mp4 you've heard of it serious speaking_style +283 UR-FUNNY_3765.mp4 they might some place out there serious speaking_style +284 UR-FUNNY_3767.mp4 largely it's the media who are to blame for this sort of thing serious speaking_style +285 UR-FUNNY_3768.mp4 go in there and look at the archives and you will begin to understand much more of what i've been talking about today serious speaking_style +286 UR-FUNNY_3769.mp4 we're waiting for the psychics to come forth and snap at it serious speaking_style +287 UR-FUNNY_3820.mp4 i thought what a great way to get to school humorous speaking_style +288 UR-FUNNY_3821.mp4 so that's an asset because if you've got to deal with the crash protection issues of the automobile forget it you're never going to fly it humorous speaking_style +289 UR-FUNNY_3822.mp4 it's often been described because of its fragile nature and its complexity as a series of parts a 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speaking_style +296 UR-FUNNY_3831.mp4 unbeknownst to many of you the highway in the sky that i'm talking about here has been under construction for years serious speaking_style +297 UR-FUNNY_3984.mp4 here's a time lapse of one of the time lapse units being made humorous speaking_style +298 UR-FUNNY_3985.mp4 specifically i as a person who's been a professional nature photographer my whole adult life am firmly of the belief that photography video film have tremendous powers for helping us understand and shape the way we think about nature and about ourselves in relationship to nature serious speaking_style +299 UR-FUNNY_4109.mp4 wherever he went at every stall he stopped he was closely followed by a devoted smiling woman of indescribable ugliness humorous speaking_style +300 UR-FUNNY_4110.mp4 after her name written in brackets was the apt description horse face humorous speaking_style +301 UR-FUNNY_4113.mp4 so bright guy could be wrong on that one i don't know humorous speaking_style 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cooking and cleaning and standing in line and getting stuck in traffic my partner and i we get together and we decide that we're gonna go and have some wild and crazy fun humorous speaking_style +317 UR-FUNNY_4203.mp4 how many people out there are in love anyone in love out there you might be gay humorous speaking_style +318 UR-FUNNY_4204.mp4 i've been to all of the functions i've been to fundraisers i've written about the topic and i have yet to receive my copy of this gay agenda humorous speaking_style +319 UR-FUNNY_4207.mp4 not the drag queen part i am not shaving my hair for anyone but the gay part serious speaking_style +320 UR-FUNNY_4208.mp4 i remember that scene like it was yesterday i was i was in tears i was in the closet and i'm looking at these two people ferris and some guy i'd never seen before fighting for love serious speaking_style +321 UR-FUNNY_4210.mp4 and i didn't know where he was going with it at first serious speaking_style +322 UR-FUNNY_4227.mp4 i mean when we 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get to work with creative inspired passionate people serious speaking_style +382 UR-FUNNY_5393.mp4 but i'm also happy and honored to be up here and i think that it's great that i got to come before or or years had passed and i'd had more agency in my career because maybe then i wouldn't tell the story of how i got my first job or maybe i wouldn't tell the story of how i paid for college which seems so important right now serious speaking_style +383 UR-FUNNY_5416.mp4 it was supposed to break but that's okay humorous speaking_style +384 UR-FUNNY_5417.mp4 i just took this out of the kiln last week and the kiln itself takes another day or two to cool down but is really fast serious speaking_style +385 UR-FUNNY_5418.mp4 and now his shoulder says wino forever humorous speaking_style +386 UR-FUNNY_5419.mp4 and by regretted it i mean that i stepped outside of the tattoo place this is just a couple miles from here down on the lower east side and i had a massive emotional meltdown in broad 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serious speaking_style +409 UR-FUNNY_5990.mp4 there's a picture of me from the yearbook sitting in the front row humorous speaking_style +410 UR-FUNNY_5991.mp4 for halloween i went dressed up as a calculator humorous speaking_style +411 UR-FUNNY_5994.mp4 all hail visicalc new york times all hail visicalc humorous speaking_style +412 UR-FUNNY_5995.mp4 in early i started working on an idea that eventually became visicalc serious speaking_style +413 UR-FUNNY_5998.mp4 i'd write software and then i'd go out in the field to places like the kansas city star where i would train users and get feedback serious speaking_style +414 UR-FUNNY_5999.mp4 so sitting there with other people in the class i got to daydream a lot serious speaking_style +415 UR-FUNNY_6044.mp4 and his date was to go with him to a community meeting humorous speaking_style +416 UR-FUNNY_6045.mp4 and i'm honored to meet you the future leaders of great britain and this world serious speaking_style +417 UR-FUNNY_6340.mp4 and since 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and mountain bike equipment account for percent of bike sales in america serious speaking_style +484 UR-FUNNY_7534.mp4 for me i really love this idea humorous speaking_style +485 UR-FUNNY_7536.mp4 so we set up a quick experiment here to show that to you humorous speaking_style +486 UR-FUNNY_7537.mp4 now our next technology is actually a pole and i have it right here in my pocket humorous speaking_style +487 UR-FUNNY_7538.mp4 in our we came up with the idea you could use it for a soccer goal so at the end of the game you just roll up the goal and put it in your gym bag humorous speaking_style +488 UR-FUNNY_7540.mp4 woman i would make a spear that when you went deep sea diving you could catch the fish really fast and then roll it back up and you could swim easier humorous speaking_style +489 UR-FUNNY_7541.mp4 you sir come on up humorous speaking_style +490 UR-FUNNY_7542.mp4 good luck to you humorous speaking_style +491 UR-FUNNY_7544.mp4 now zach we're going to demonstrate a water gun fight from the future humorous speaking_style +492 UR-FUNNY_7545.mp4 it's so safe you could drink this stuff humorous speaking_style +493 UR-FUNNY_7546.mp4 his company actually did a survey of firemen all across the country to try to learn how are they currently testing the air when they respond to an emergency scene and he kind of comically explained that time after time what the firemen would say is they would rush to the scene of the crime they would look around if there were no dead policemen it was ok to go humorous speaking_style +494 UR-FUNNY_7547.mp4 now go ahead and open it up serious speaking_style +495 UR-FUNNY_7548.mp4 but to really think about the implications of what this makes possible we found that it helps to think about how it could be applied in the world serious speaking_style +496 UR-FUNNY_7549.mp4 and we were showing him the same gel magnet that you're holding in your hand and you know we shared the same ideas serious speaking_style +497 UR-FUNNY_7551.mp4 so now when we dream up these concepts it's important for us to make sure that they work from a technical standpoint serious speaking_style +498 UR-FUNNY_7553.mp4 again it's perfectly safe for people serious speaking_style +499 UR-FUNNY_7554.mp4 while he was doing this he noticed an unexpected thing serious speaking_style +500 UR-FUNNY_7555.mp4 contrast that with a plastic garbage can and you can push in the sides and it always bounces back serious speaking_style +501 UR-FUNNY_7556.mp4 now to think about the potential for this think of all the places ink is supplied on business cards on the back of cereal boxes board games serious speaking_style +502 UR-FUNNY_7557.mp4 for our last technology we worked again with roman and his team at the directors bureau to develop a commercial from the future to explain how it works serious speaking_style +503 UR-FUNNY_7558.mp4 don't let milk spoil your morning serious speaking_style +504 UR-FUNNY_7559.mp4 so that was the six we had for you today but i hope 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UR-FUNNY_8556.mp4 and you know koran says that if you learn the holy book the woman they can be a good wife and they can obey their husband humorous speaking_style +550 UR-FUNNY_8558.mp4 very happy and i was happy to be alive of course humorous speaking_style +551 UR-FUNNY_8561.mp4 we cannot only train women but forget about the men because the men are the real people who are giving women the hardest time humorous speaking_style +552 UR-FUNNY_8562.mp4 so i guess i was the lucky one serious speaking_style +553 UR-FUNNY_8563.mp4 so i completed my education but i wanted to go to university serious speaking_style +554 UR-FUNNY_8564.mp4 there were months years i didn't know about it serious speaking_style +555 UR-FUNNY_8566.mp4 but i wasn't happy serious speaking_style +556 UR-FUNNY_8567.mp4 and you know in the refugee camp when i went day to do a survey i found things you never could imagine serious speaking_style +557 UR-FUNNY_8569.mp4 it gave me confidence serious speaking_style +558 UR-FUNNY_8586.mp4 you'd think with a bunch of smart people we wouldn't be such suckers just for the pretty phones humorous speaking_style +559 UR-FUNNY_8587.mp4 it's fine humorous speaking_style +560 UR-FUNNY_8590.mp4 that's the kind of power we have because of all of the data that we have serious speaking_style +561 UR-FUNNY_8591.mp4 i can look at your medical records i can see if your pump is still pumping see if you're good to offer insurance to serious speaking_style +562 UR-FUNNY_8684.mp4 more arguing gold star on that one humorous speaking_style +563 UR-FUNNY_8685.mp4 when you make the claim in fact that something on the internet is going to be good for democracy you often get this reaction humorous speaking_style +564 UR-FUNNY_8687.mp4 someone put up all the cables from the state department along with software used to interpret them including my favorite use ever of the cables which is a tool for detecting naturally occurring haiku in state department prose humorous 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UR-FUNNY_8874.mp4 oh i thought it was funny humorous speaking_style +574 UR-FUNNY_8879.mp4 one of the national aeronautics goals is to develop the next generation of fuels using domestic and safe friendly resources serious speaking_style +575 UR-FUNNY_8950.mp4 by the way if you are a boy it's snails if you're a girl it's butterflies because what we found was that girls hate snails humorous speaking_style +576 UR-FUNNY_8951.mp4 now this tech incorporates three big elements serious speaking_style +577 UR-FUNNY_9040.mp4 and now you know why i'm fun at parties humorous speaking_style +578 UR-FUNNY_9041.mp4 you find muscular tubes modified legs modified fins as well as the mammalian fleshy inflatable cylinder that we're all familiar with or at least half of you are humorous speaking_style +579 UR-FUNNY_9042.mp4 because after about six months of me talking about this i think he finally figured out that i was really serious about the penis thing humorous speaking_style +580 UR-FUNNY_9043.mp4 and one thing kept bothering me and that's when they're functioning penises don't wiggle humorous speaking_style +581 UR-FUNNY_9044.mp4 and that's because we tend to think of skeletons as stiff lever systems that produce speed or power serious speaking_style +582 UR-FUNNY_9046.mp4 and i already knew that animals like this earthworm indeed most animals don't support their tissues by draping them over bones serious speaking_style +583 UR-FUNNY_9047.mp4 if you have fluid with no wall to surround it and keep pressure up you have a puddle serious speaking_style +584 UR-FUNNY_9322.mp4 and then it was made worse there were two of them humorous speaking_style +585 UR-FUNNY_9323.mp4 and then there's little pretty of flowers everywhere humorous speaking_style +586 UR-FUNNY_9325.mp4 you should have seen the looks humorous speaking_style +587 UR-FUNNY_9327.mp4 there was a sort of idea really that if you owned a vase like this then there was really only one fate possible humorous speaking_style 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but really what they're doing is they're showing what's possible with technology today serious speaking_style +631 UR-FUNNY_9687.mp4 and i built silly things and i made plants dance and i attached them to my computer and i killed them all a lot humorous speaking_style +632 UR-FUNNY_9689.mp4 so i eat lettuce every day and i can tell the ph of a lettuce within humorous speaking_style +633 UR-FUNNY_9691.mp4 these are all the broccoli in my lab that day by ip address humorous speaking_style +634 UR-FUNNY_9692.mp4 it can talk to me it's conversant we have a language humorous speaking_style +635 UR-FUNNY_9695.mp4 he said there's no water in air you're an idiot humorous speaking_style +636 UR-FUNNY_9703.mp4 but it's not unique to japan serious speaking_style +637 UR-FUNNY_9704.mp4 they go into the city serious speaking_style +638 UR-FUNNY_9706.mp4 we want to see what people can create so we conceived of a lab that could be shipped anywhere serious speaking_style +639 UR-FUNNY_9707.mp4 and so 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trauma victimization poverty loss disengagement from school early interaction with the police and the criminal justice system all leading to a seat in a courtroom serious speaking_style +665 UR-FUNNY_10416.mp4 the staggering inefficiency is what drove me to criminal justice work serious speaking_style +666 UR-FUNNY_10446.mp4 so the best thing that happened to us so far in the medical arena in cancer research is the fact that the refrigerator was invented humorous speaking_style +667 UR-FUNNY_10447.mp4 i'm going to start by sharing with you a story about a good friend of mine serious speaking_style +668 UR-FUNNY_10496.mp4 seven years ago an even faster and cheaper american manufacturing technology was used to make this little carbon fiber test part which doubles as a carbon cap humorous speaking_style +669 UR-FUNNY_10540.mp4 they train their flying they learn how to recognize the food they will find in nature and they are able to socialize with others from the same species humorous 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speaking_style +818 UR-FUNNY_13045.mp4 number three use two to three basic colors serious speaking_style +819 UR-FUNNY_13046.mp4 when i left a guy passed me who had a chicago flag badge on his backpack serious speaking_style +820 UR-FUNNY_13047.mp4 ok here we go ok serious speaking_style +821 UR-FUNNY_13049.mp4 number five serious speaking_style +822 UR-FUNNY_13050.mp4 there's a gigantic gear representing industry there's a ship recognizing the port a giant stalk of wheat paying homage to the brewing industry serious speaking_style +823 UR-FUNNY_13051.mp4 but here's the trick if you want to design a great flag a kick ass flag like chicago's or which also has a great flag start by drawing a one rectangle on a piece of paper serious speaking_style +824 UR-FUNNY_13053.mp4 emphasize those flames serious speaking_style +825 UR-FUNNY_13054.mp4 as we move more and more into cities the city flag will become not just a symbol of that city as a place but also it could become a symbol of how that 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humorous speaking_style +866 UR-FUNNY_13473.mp4 just don't be a slut humorous speaking_style +867 UR-FUNNY_13474.mp4 from behind i didn't appear to be either to her humorous speaking_style +868 UR-FUNNY_13475.mp4 the whole room went silent serious speaking_style +869 UR-FUNNY_13476.mp4 never have we had numbers this high serious speaking_style +870 UR-FUNNY_13477.mp4 they rebuilt their lives starting from scratch and eventually became independently wealthy jordanian citizens serious speaking_style +871 UR-FUNNY_13478.mp4 i didn't want to serious speaking_style +872 UR-FUNNY_13479.mp4 don't ever think people are beneath you or that you have nothing to learn from others serious speaking_style +873 UR-FUNNY_13485.mp4 in fact i'm leaving humorous speaking_style +874 UR-FUNNY_13486.mp4 if you're at a dinner party and you say you work in education actually you're not often at dinner parties frankly humorous speaking_style +875 UR-FUNNY_13490.mp4 thank you very much humorous speaking_style 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thinking humorous speaking_style +900 UR-FUNNY_14385.mp4 but they always stop and take a picture humorous speaking_style +901 UR-FUNNY_14387.mp4 but we don't think about it that way serious speaking_style +902 UR-FUNNY_14389.mp4 they persisted serious speaking_style +903 UR-FUNNY_14390.mp4 and then he went to north carolina and did it again serious speaking_style +904 UR-FUNNY_14391.mp4 it is a moment in time serious speaking_style +905 UR-FUNNY_14392.mp4 henry ford comes up with a really cool idea serious speaking_style +906 UR-FUNNY_14393.mp4 and you can build an entire industry on that serious speaking_style +907 UR-FUNNY_14442.mp4 she said all these people with eastern dress walking up and down very repetitive very limited humorous speaking_style +908 UR-FUNNY_14443.mp4 she said who is this charles bonnet she said did he have them himself and she said tell all the nurses that i have charles bonnet syndrome humorous speaking_style +909 UR-FUNNY_14445.mp4 so you may not only have car cells you may have aston martin cells humorous speaking_style +910 UR-FUNNY_14446.mp4 and now it's in there somewhere humorous speaking_style +911 UR-FUNNY_14447.mp4 have you yourself experienced any of the syndromes you write about i was afraid you'd ask that humorous speaking_style +912 UR-FUNNY_14448.mp4 they don't seem to be of our creation serious speaking_style +913 UR-FUNNY_14449.mp4 i went in to see her serious speaking_style +914 UR-FUNNY_14450.mp4 but he has huge teeth on one side of his mouth serious speaking_style +915 UR-FUNNY_14451.mp4 they come to a certain point and then stop serious speaking_style +916 UR-FUNNY_14453.mp4 she had no control over them serious speaking_style +917 UR-FUNNY_14648.mp4 but it didn't work out humorous speaking_style +918 UR-FUNNY_14649.mp4 and this is one of the early music videos that i made music touch the sky by west you may notice some slight similarities here humorous speaking_style +919 UR-FUNNY_14651.mp4 and this is actually someone dancing about architecture in virtual reality humorous speaking_style +920 UR-FUNNY_14653.mp4 i felt so connected to this world serious speaking_style +921 UR-FUNNY_14654.mp4 and we've done incredible things with those rectangles serious speaking_style +922 UR-FUNNY_14655.mp4 it's a website serious speaking_style +923 UR-FUNNY_14681.mp4 and i've always thought it a shame that these giant plant eating dinosaurs are too often portrayed as passive lumbering platters of meat on the landscape humorous speaking_style +924 UR-FUNNY_14682.mp4 first find rocks of the right age serious speaking_style +925 UR-FUNNY_14814.mp4 you get some sense of the size you can just see these standard size people underneath humorous speaking_style +926 UR-FUNNY_14815.mp4 relative to the universe it's just up the road humorous speaking_style +927 UR-FUNNY_14816.mp4 now i don't think he meant to insult the rest of science although he was from new zealand so it's possible humorous speaking_style +928 UR-FUNNY_14817.mp4 this is it humorous speaking_style +929 UR-FUNNY_14820.mp4 and again a standard size real person so you get some sense of the scale serious speaking_style +930 UR-FUNNY_14821.mp4 yeah it's a wonderful achievement serious speaking_style +931 UR-FUNNY_14823.mp4 back at the start in the first billionth of a second we believe or we've observed it was very simple serious speaking_style +932 UR-FUNNY_14842.mp4 and for those of you who haven't seen denial spoiler alert we won humorous speaking_style +933 UR-FUNNY_14843.mp4 not small things many of us in this audience write books are writing books we always make mistakes that's why we're glad to have second editions correct the mistakes humorous speaking_style +934 UR-FUNNY_14844.mp4 elvis is not alive humorous speaking_style +935 UR-FUNNY_14846.mp4 but above all who would have to be wrong the perpetrators serious speaking_style +936 UR-FUNNY_14847.mp4 think about it serious speaking_style +937 UR-FUNNY_14849.mp4 but when i looked at them i didn't see any like uniforms swastika like symbols on the wall sieg heil salutes none of that serious speaking_style +938 UR-FUNNY_14856.mp4 never mind that this is what you'll actually produce if you attempt to work at a computer with a baby on your lap humorous speaking_style +939 UR-FUNNY_14857.mp4 i'm just going to show you two of them humorous speaking_style +940 UR-FUNNY_14858.mp4 i don't really know what's going on in this picture because i find it weird and slightly creepy humorous speaking_style +941 UR-FUNNY_14859.mp4 just put the term working mother into any image search engine stock photo site serious speaking_style +942 UR-FUNNY_14860.mp4 i wanted to make a point serious speaking_style +943 UR-FUNNY_14861.mp4 a male coworker was annoyed that i had been out on so he intentionally opened the door on me while i was pumping breast milk and stood in the doorway with inmates in the hallway serious speaking_style +944 UR-FUNNY_14908.mp4 but actually i had to go around the world in a balloon to be invited to talk about it humorous speaking_style +945 UR-FUNNY_14909.mp4 and he told me yes but with the low pressure you have on your left if you fly too fast in a couple of hours you will turn left and end up at the north pole humorous speaking_style +946 UR-FUNNY_14911.mp4 if you tell to people we want to be independent from fossil energy in our world people will laugh at you except here where crazy people are invited to speak humorous speaking_style +947 UR-FUNNY_14912.mp4 and there there will be just one goal just one reach the next sunrise before the batteries are empty humorous speaking_style +948 UR-FUNNY_14913.mp4 and i think that's one of the main problems of our society serious speaking_style +949 UR-FUNNY_14914.mp4 we want to go in a direction but the winds push us in another direction like in life serious speaking_style +950 UR-FUNNY_14916.mp4 it's not true serious speaking_style +951 UR-FUNNY_14917.mp4 no serious speaking_style +952 UR-FUNNY_14926.mp4 i do now after learning about all the quantum stuff humorous speaking_style +953 UR-FUNNY_14927.mp4 no it's a little robot on heroin or something i think humorous speaking_style +954 UR-FUNNY_14928.mp4 i have three girls and they just they it's like a rescue animal thing they're going there humorous speaking_style +955 UR-FUNNY_14930.mp4 hey humorous speaking_style +956 UR-FUNNY_14932.mp4 you can make him bipolar or as someone said a you can change his homeostatic drives or whatever you want to call them humorous speaking_style +957 UR-FUNNY_14934.mp4 pass serious speaking_style +958 UR-FUNNY_14935.mp4 then this is a maker i think serious speaking_style +959 UR-FUNNY_14936.mp4 next is a compilation of a bunch of stuff serious speaking_style +960 UR-FUNNY_14938.mp4 this is a we're doing some flight testing on my little seeing if this can really grab serious speaking_style +961 UR-FUNNY_14939.mp4 and then i made a lego animator serious speaking_style +962 UR-FUNNY_14940.mp4 i used to be in the film business kind of and actually nicholas saw this when i was like and anyway so then they said no you have to make two and they have to fight serious speaking_style +963 UR-FUNNY_15046.mp4 i worked for a fabulously spectacular flame out called humorous speaking_style +964 UR-FUNNY_15047.mp4 and i said let me just focus briefly on what i wanted as a pick worker or my vision for how it should work humorous speaking_style +965 UR-FUNNY_15048.mp4 so of course labor isn't free on that practical versus awesome spectrum humorous speaking_style +966 UR-FUNNY_15049.mp4 one other side effect of this approach using the parallel processing is these things can scale to humorous speaking_style +967 UR-FUNNY_15050.mp4 and sometimes we'll catch them on testimonial videos saying such things as they have more energy after the day to play with their grandchildren or in one case a guy said the zone is so stress free that i've actually stopped taking my blood pressure medication humorous speaking_style +968 UR-FUNNY_15051.mp4 you were sitting on your couch and you decided that you absolutely had to have this red t shirt serious speaking_style +969 UR-FUNNY_15052.mp4 but you hit submit order serious speaking_style +970 UR-FUNNY_15053.mp4 and that's before we actually tried to deliver it to the home serious speaking_style +971 UR-FUNNY_15102.mp4 we traced back eight generations and we found two instances of natural death and when we pressured the people a little bit about it they admitted that one of the fellows had gotten so old that he died getting old so we him anyway humorous speaking_style +972 UR-FUNNY_15103.mp4 to have that powder blown up your nose is rather like being shot out of a rifle barrel lined with baroque paintings and landing on a sea of electricity humorous speaking_style +973 UR-FUNNY_15106.mp4 talk about getting by with nothing humorous speaking_style +974 UR-FUNNY_15107.mp4 we go through initiation rites serious speaking_style +975 UR-FUNNY_15108.mp4 and you might think of this cultural web of life as being an and you might define the as being the sum total of all thoughts and dreams myths ideas inspirations brought into being by the human imagination since the dawn of consciousness serious speaking_style +976 UR-FUNNY_15109.mp4 now a language is not just a body of vocabulary or a set of grammatical rules serious speaking_style +977 UR-FUNNY_15111.mp4 now there are many of us who sort of forget that when i say different ways of being i really do mean different ways of being serious speaking_style +978 UR-FUNNY_15398.mp4 and that was largely because there weren't any humorous speaking_style +979 UR-FUNNY_15399.mp4 so that when it gets dark i've got plenty of power serious speaking_style