MUStARD/test.tsv

id	text	label	dimension
1_162	Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't...	 sincere	speaking style
1_175	If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide. Oh, I hope that scratching post is for you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_213	"How's this? ""Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. ""How fortunate for you that the university's ""chosen to hire you, despite the fact ""that you've done no original research in 25 years, ""and instead have written a series of popular books ""that reduce the great concepts of science ""to a series of anecdotes, ""each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration ""of an average bowel movement."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_430	I've got some feelers out. In the meantime, listen to this.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1003	Good idea, sit with her. Hold her, comfort her. And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1189	I'm sorry, I am not going back to the Renaissance fair.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1560	How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1722	My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1732	You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed. I've never seen anything like it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1803	"- Maybe I heard you wrong. A lot of words sound like ""yoga."""	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1931	Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2119	Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2198	Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours, 11 minutes. Plus however long it takes to conclude this fairly pointless conversation.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2575	You don't really believe in that superstition, do you?	 sincere	speaking style
1_2669	What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?	 sincere	speaking style
1_2830	No, I'm behind on my Wiki-reading. I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3333	Okay, I got a bone to pick with you.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3419	Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore. Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3573	Well, I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3599	Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom?	 sincere	speaking style
1_3842	So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?	 sincere	speaking style
1_4290	I just have a question. Does Bernadette ever talk about me?	 sincere	speaking style
1_5212	I'm sorry, Sheldon bought a loom and learned how to weave?	 sincere	speaking style
1_5571	Yes, I'd like a seven-day course of penicillin, some, uh, syrup of ipecac-- to induce vomiting-- and a mint.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5699	Congratulations and welcome temporarily aboard. Here's your I.D. card, your key and your lapel pin. Which Leonard was too cool to wear.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5751	Of course you do. You're a cutie pie! Any girl would be lucky to have you!	 sincere	speaking style
1_5953	Here's some other fun news on the Raj/Emily front. He gave her a pair of diamond earrings and leased her a car.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6134	No, I'm just allergic to people who get Nobel Prizes for no good reason.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6427	Hmm. That's too bad. We could have spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6472	You'd think a winner could make a decent cup of cocoa.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6627	Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?	 sincere	speaking style
1_6766	Maybe that's because I'm not being challenged. It's the same reason Einstein failed math.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6835	Oh, screw her. She's just lucky we let her hang out with us.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7089	How about you? Did you have a fun night? Yeah, we, uh, made gift bags, had wine, and then went online and saw this.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7400	Of course, it is... it's been in the news. And it's a very famous boson.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7402	I didn't know they gave Nobel prizes for making boom-boom in the potty.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7442	"The original title was ""A Rederivation of Maxwell's Equations Regarding Electromagnetism"""" I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch."	 sincere	speaking style
1_7449	Okay, the NASA Web site says Howard's final descent has begun.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8078	Trust me, you're not Jewish. That's how they get you.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8505	A lane frequented by liars. Like you, you big liar!	 sincere	speaking style
1_8717	Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8749	It was very entertaining... despite the glaring story problem.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_9003	I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him.	 sincere	speaking style
1_9668	People usually start a meeting with a joke, but you go ahead-- end with one.	 sincere	speaking style
1_10009	Let the dead man talk. So, why do you think that?	 sincere	speaking style
1_10462	You know, if you're really serious about that, I hear there are some exciting opportunities in home care for the old and fat.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11055	Ah, that's a good question. Apparently someone was being awfully flirty while not wearing their engagement ring, causing another someone to show up here thinking the first someone might be available.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11120	Next time I might be in a rush, it's good to have a few in the bank.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11232	And I love that I work and do all the cleaning, and you're okay with that.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11257	Doesn't Professor Abbott's family want any of this stuff?	 sincere	speaking style
1_11609	I've, uh, created some other user accounts so I can post positive comments about their paper.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11773	This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11901	Yeah, good for you, Leonard. That's a lovely little notion. Kind of like, I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago. Yeah, now stand back while I invent the telephone. Hello? Oh, hold on. Leonard, it's your uncle. He says you just got burned.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11924	All right, Amy's in charge of pricing and being 75.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_12083	Oh, just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.	 sincere	speaking style
1_12202	No need to. As soon as she flies into California airspace, I'll feel a disturbance in the Force.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_12275	Uh, no. I overheard Bernadette tell Howard she was making him a meat loaf, and you don't have to not ask me twice.	 sincere	speaking style
2_73	Oh my god, you almost gave me a heart attack!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_84	If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_416	Were you so late because you were burying this woman?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_124	I am so confused as to what we have been doing so far.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_461	Wow you look just like your son, Mrs. Tribbiani	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_15	I'm sorry man there is never a good time to have to .. Stop catching on fire.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_421	Joey's got a really bad hernia but its nothing that a laser eye surgery wont fix	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_49	We got a box.	 sincere	speaking style
2_168	Did I wake you?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_447	It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_92	No, no, I am just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_174	Oh! Satan's minions at work again?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_541	Oh yeah right. And what would my opening line be? Excuse me	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_392	Ah you see perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_113	No, no the actual cartoon character .. Of course the baloon.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_137	Okay, but If he asks, I am not going to lie.	 sincere	speaking style
2_440	No its not big, not at all. Kind of the same lines as, I don't know, having a third nipple!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_463	Ok!	 sincere	speaking style
2_154	Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?	 sincere	speaking style
2_240	No!	 sincere	speaking style
2_588	I talk to you and nothin'.	 sincere	speaking style
2_99	All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again.	 sincere	speaking style
2_444	Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me!	 sincere	speaking style
2_552	DANGER	 sincere	speaking style
2_181	Yeah! Look!	 sincere	speaking style
2_186	Excellent hole, Joe.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_12	I studied for a year in Barcelona.	 sincere	speaking style
2_611	Just tell me how.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_429	I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_356	Yeah.	 sincere	speaking style
2_482	Y'know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!	 sincere	speaking style
2_203	It's not funny!	 sincere	speaking style
2_590	Yeah, I don't think so Joe.	 sincere	speaking style
2_334	When they're hungry enough, they'll come in.	 sincere	speaking style
2_51	Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio	 sincere	speaking style
2_43	Well, y'know I'm 29. I mean who needs a savings account.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_339	Thank you.	 sincere	speaking style
2_188	You had no relationship!!	 sincere	speaking style
2_617	And protected them from a tornado?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_435	Me too! There's a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go?	 sincere	speaking style
2_445	Okay?	 sincere	speaking style
2_53	You're gonna have to tell me how you did that.	 sincere	speaking style
2_488	Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this,Ah-ha-ha!!	 sincere	speaking style
2_473	I'm the supply manager.	 sincere	speaking style
2_243	Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I'm	 sincere	speaking style
2_534	Oh, come on!	 sincere	speaking style
2_189	Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_454	Ross umm, there's something that I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else.	 sincere	speaking style
2_205	I did not mean to touch that,I mean	 sincere	speaking style
2_317	Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.	 sincere	speaking style
2_302	I know but it's so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!	 sincere	speaking style
2_264	Okay?	 sincere	speaking style
2_202	Yeah?	 sincere	speaking style
2_315	I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_128	You building a post office?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_30	So how'd it go?	 sincere	speaking style
2_228	Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!	 sincere	speaking style
2_118	Seriously, it's moving!	 sincere	speaking style
2_231	No, no, no, it's flattery.	 sincere	speaking style
2_612	I don't know Rose, maybe Marry Poppins has an Italian cousin.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_89	On the home shopping network	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_390	No, I am depressed becaues Phillis George left the morning news.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_378	No Blanche, with a venus fly trap	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_281	Ofcourse no Ma, I am referring to Carrey Grant, he is living in the broom closet.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_591	How about stopping by new years eve with three naked women, throwing up in the pool, passing out in the punch bowl, and relieving yourself in the linen closet?	 sincere	speaking style
2_126	No I am upset because Joe Piscapo didn't get the lead role in rain man.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_502	I'm worried about whether Michael Jackson will be able to buy the remains of the elephant man.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_135	No, she I supset because Jimmy Swaager can't cover his motel bill	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_465	No Rose, that you should do.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_471	Amazing.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_361	Nooo	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_271	Sarcasm? Noo.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_306	No, no no, I just mediate the gorup. I just give up every Tuesday of my life to help these screwups for the good of my health	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_511	You said you spent all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants. What do you plan on wearing? A Chicken suit?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_161	I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_491	Let me think! Let me think! Oh, I don't care.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_178	This is so good, that I am gonna enjoy it in the balcony. I can enjoy my view, whilst I enjoy my desert.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_167	I am not freaking out, why would I be freaking out? A woman named Hildy called and said we will get married, but that happens everyday	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_131	I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there .	 sincere	speaking style
2_242	Are you still enjoying your nap?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_235	Oh yeah he has a caretaker his older brother, Ernie. You can't make this stuff up!	 sincere	speaking style