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id	text	label	dimension
1_340	Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_427	Well, I'm sorry, too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_537	Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_971	- Now?! - No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket!	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1144	"Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word ""plenty"" has been redefined to mean ""two."""	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1666	Would it work if I just punched you in the face?	 sincere	speaking style
1_1678	Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1798	If you don't like this stuff, let's go next door and build her a bear.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2420	You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?	 sincere	speaking style
1_2664	Terrific, it's just that... I don't think Penny wants me to go.	 sincere	speaking style
1_2797	It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3204	Right. That was so good! Sweety and meaty at the same time.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3476	Don't you think looking for a new city to live in is a bit of an overreaction?	 sincere	speaking style
1_3660	There a new girlfriend in there? 'Cause you might need one.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3840	I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin, and you know me, if there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4281	It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4477	I just want to ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4760	In the bedrooms of ten-year- old girls, where they belong.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4995	Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought it?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5058	An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5134	Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great. Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5156	That's got to be fun for you, huh? Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister's mouth?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5211	Saying that while holding a snowflake is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5496	Okay, Amy, you're being silly. I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who. And I certainly don't have a problem with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup. Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5580	Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5679	I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5786	"All right, so technically it's not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you'd open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, ""Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?"""	 sincere	speaking style
1_5919	Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.	 sincere	speaking style
1_5964	Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6165	Yes, there's nothing quite like the slightly widened eyes of mildly startled.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6221	Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6683	"Yeah, terrific. The other astronauts would love to go hurtling through space with a guy named ""Crash."""	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6769	Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair. But this is just biology, so I'm sure it's no problem for a genius like you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7281	Darn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7341	I am talking to a man in space. If you don't have the (walkie-talkie static) then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7357	I'm starting to get a sense of it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7593	Amy, I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave. He's a minor celebrity. Once you explain who he is, many people recognize him.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7894	I did. The guy at the liquor store said this stuff tastes great in coffee.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8136	Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I would rather be than here.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8407	Oh, sure, what a wonderful idea. And after that, I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene. You know, instead of flossing, I'll rub pudding on my gums. I'm going to get the number of the SyFy Channel and give them what for.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8452	I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8746	"I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be ""losing my virginity,"" I didn't think you meant showing me <i>Raiders of the Lost Ark</i> for the first time."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8827	How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_9009	- No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint. Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything?	 sincere	speaking style
1_9087	Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater, and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10004	And of those few months, how long have you been a demented sex pervert?	 sincere	speaking style
1_10748	There they go, fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10797	I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with two minutes, and he's taking his pants off.	 sincere	speaking style
1_10810	I'll give you a plan right now. Step one: open comic book store. Step two: start rumor this comic book store gives you genital warts.	 sincere	speaking style
1_10849	That's how much buying a comic book store means to me.	 sincere	speaking style
1_10977	Let's not talk about this in front of our friends.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11201	He probably got a new one. Finish your breakfast. Look, there's an entire section of my dashboard that doesn't have any syrup on it.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11224	And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I'm gonna chew my leg off.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11439	No, you're right, we should do what you do. Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11485	Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?	 sincere	speaking style
1_12320	Oh, yes, we've got the moon and the trees and... Elizabeth McNulty, who apparently died when she was the same age I am.	 sincere	speaking style
1_12331	Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas you can actually get married in.	 sincere	speaking style
2_498	Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_35	Oh no donÕt go. I have scared you. I have said too much. I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.	 sincere	speaking style
2_377	Yeah either that or gloria estefan was right eventually the rhythm is going to get you	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_464	Oh, uh, no thanks. I just had an M&M.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_574	You can't do anything.	 sincere	speaking style
2_549	Really?	 sincere	speaking style
2_374	Janice? Janice?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_297	I am sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_478	Oh, wait a minute, I have no one.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_109	I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_322	Hey, my father's house does that.	 sincere	speaking style
2_622	Pheebs, you may know this, you know strange things. What is the boiling point of brain?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_450	If only there was something in your head to control the things you say.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_567	Well yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_288	Maybe he was nervous.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_487	"And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from ""Fraggle Rock""? Ahh."	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_280	Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_376	Me? I am gonna die alone!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_490	"Maybe it's a contest, you know? Like ""Collect all five""."	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_430	I guess you would know that or else we would be in a predicament room	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_24	Uh, okay. The fifth dentist caved and not they're all recommending Trident?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_602	No way!	 sincere	speaking style
2_557	Oh my God, wh-what happened?	 sincere	speaking style
2_448	Do you still wanna call  'em? I wanna call  'em.	 sincere	speaking style
2_191	So, you're just Bing?	 sincere	speaking style
2_406	For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_423	Like I have nothing better to do!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_147	Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies.	 sincere	speaking style
2_313	Oh sure, go with the sissy.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_107	You'd better act surprised.	 sincere	speaking style
2_506	Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person!	 sincere	speaking style
2_36	The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle,beer! Cold beer.	 sincere	speaking style
2_38	It's not a real game! I made it up!	 sincere	speaking style
2_13	All right, let's do it.	 sincere	speaking style
2_316	Yeah, I'm fine.	 sincere	speaking style
2_8	It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller.	 sincere	speaking style
2_343	So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller.	 sincere	speaking style
2_282	What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_514	What's going on?!  That's what's going on!!	 sincere	speaking style
2_177	I can show you an ID if you want?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_210	When are you coming home?	 sincere	speaking style
2_234	See, there you go, the cleansing works!	 sincere	speaking style
2_194	"And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?"""	 sincere	speaking style
2_261	Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.	 sincere	speaking style
2_585	You and I, we're interfacing.	 sincere	speaking style
2_91	Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.	 sincere	speaking style
2_560	So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_481	All right.	 sincere	speaking style
2_293	No	 sincere	speaking style
2_569	Chandler?	 sincere	speaking style
2_555	Hey! It's starting to snow.	 sincere	speaking style
2_441	He's right, even if it's to say something complementary.	 sincere	speaking style
2_218	Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.	 sincere	speaking style
2_245	Well ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life	 sincere	speaking style
2_176	I'm the ruptured spleen.	 sincere	speaking style
2_400	Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.	 sincere	speaking style
2_180	That oughta do it.	 sincere	speaking style
2_270	Hey.	 sincere	speaking style
2_547	Okay, now much have you won so far?	 sincere	speaking style
2_521	Uh-huh!	 sincere	speaking style
2_254	Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need a good .. pill.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_467	That is the coast guard!	 sincere	speaking style
2_259	I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game?	 sincere	speaking style
2_609	I just called a friend of mine.	 sincere	speaking style
2_371	I-I'm really sorry. It's just that I	 sincere	speaking style
2_531	Yeah well that's because uh .. I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper.	 sincere	speaking style
2_326	Stick to the list.	 sincere	speaking style
2_171	What is the matter with your face?!	 sincere	speaking style
2_558	I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_289	Nooo! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_599	No I am upset because crocodin turbs are wearing darker colors.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_479	No I am worried she might be Phir Resuda's	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_398	Rose, you should sit here and watch her hack herself to death	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_74	Show them your slides of Hawaii	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_121	What was I doing? My ben gazara in person?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_527	We thought you were just here for the company. He is a sarcasmoholic Stewart.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_123	Nooo!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_570	Oh my god, where are all the men?	 sincere	speaking style
2_438	Really? Struck down in the prime of life.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_373	I was making a coconut phone with a professor.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_546	Oh sure, she was probably up all night excited about the party she knows is happening.	 sarcastic	speaking style