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+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
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+話説徐天川就跟住嗰班人行咗入去大屋裏便，敖彪又問吳立身嘞：
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+師父，嗰啲人係咩嘢路數啊？
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+吳立身啊搖頭話：睇唔出，聽口音似乎係魯東、關東一帶嘅人，唔似係六扇門嘅鷹爪。
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+唔通係私梟？不過又冇見帶貨啊。
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+六扇門、鷹爪，都係江湖暗語，六扇門即係官府，鷹爪呢即係差人啊。
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+劉一舟話：嗰一班人亦冇咩大不了唧，倒是呢間屋裏便大批女鬼啊認真厲害啊。
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+講完，對住韋小寶伸一伸條脷。
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+韋小寶又打咗個冷震，緊緊噉揸住方怡隻手，自己嘅手板心啊，冚𠾴唥都係冷汗。
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+00:01:08,952 --> 00:01:17,066
+沐劍屏聲震震噉話：劉，劉師哥，唔該你唔好一味嚇人啦好唔好？
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+00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:27,719
+劉一舟話：小郡主，你又唔使擔心噃，你係金枝玉葉，咩嘢猛鬼見到你都遠遠避開唔敢侵犯嘅。
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+00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:32,606
+啲猛鬼至憎嘅呢就係不男不女嗰啲太監。
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+方怡即刻豎起道眼眉，唔高興嘞，正話想出聲，終歸又忍翻住。
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+過咗好耐下，噉大家先至返翻嚟。
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+韋小寶啊唞翻個大氣，個心啊稍為定翻啲。
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+00:01:50,295 --> 00:01:51,804
+徐天川低聲話：
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+七八間房裏便，總共有三十幾座靈堂，每座靈堂都供奉住五六個、七八個牌位。
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+00:02:03,553 --> 00:02:08,561
+睇嚟，每一座靈堂供奉嘅都係一家死咗嘅人啊。
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+00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:16,652
+劉一舟話：咦？呢間大屋，豈唔係有，幾百隻惡鬼？
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+00:02:17,799 --> 00:02:24,908
+徐天川擰擰頭，佢見多識講，不過從來冇聽過噉樣嘅怪事嘅。
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+00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:32,327
+過咗一陣佢話：最奇怪嘅係，靈堂都點咗蠟燭啊。
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+00:02:33,347 --> 00:02:38,151
+韋小寶、方怡、沐劍屏三個人同時都驚叫起嚟。
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+00:02:39,721 --> 00:02:45,864
+一名漢子話：我哋先頭入去嘅時候，蠟燭明明冇點着㗎噃。
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+00:02:46,861 --> 00:02:50,449
+嗰個老人問：你哋冇記錯吖嘛？
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+四名漢子啊你睇下我我睇下你都擰一擰頭。
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+嗰個老人話：唔係有鬼，我哋遇到高人喇。
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+咁快脆，就將嗰三十幾座靈堂個蠟燭都點着咗，噉嘅身手真係敏捷到極喇。
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+許大爺，你話係唔係吖嗱？
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+最收尾呢句説話，係對住徐天川講嘅。
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+徐天川就扮傻喇佢話：
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+我哋最怕係衝撞咗屋主啊，不如，不如去靈堂叩翻，叩翻幾個頭啦。
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+突然間，喺啲雨聲當中，東便間屋裏便傳嚟幾下女子嘅啼哭聲，聲音十分悽切。
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+00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:49,680
+雖然大雨落到叭叭聲啊，呢幾下啼哭聲卻係聽得清清楚楚嘅。
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+哎呀嚇到韋小寶張口結舌，面色都變晒。
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+眾人互相睇下，毛骨悚然。
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+過咗一陣間，西便間屋裏便呢又傳嚟幾聲女子啼哭嘅聲音。
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+劉一舟、敖彪，同埋兩名漢子一齊叫話：鬼喊啊！
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+00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:16,164
+嗰個老人突然間大聲話：
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+我哋路經貴處，嚟呢處避雨，擅闖貴宅真係對唔住喇。
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+00:04:24,778 --> 00:04:27,087
+賢主人肯唔肯賜見呢？
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+00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:31,632
+呢番説話中氣充沛，一直送出去。
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+過咗好耐，後便一啲動靜都冇。
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+嗰個老人擰擰頭，大聲話：
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+呢度主人既然唔願意接見俗客，我哋就唔好擅自騷擾嘞。
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+00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:54,640
+就喺間廳處避一避雨，等到天光停咗雨嘞，大家盡快起程啦。
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+00:04:55,771 --> 00:05:05,663
+講完猛打手勢，叫大家唔好講説話，又打側個耳嚟聽，過咗好耐，再冇聽見啼哭嘅聲音嘞。
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+00:05:07,418 --> 00:05:09,079
+一名漢子低聲話：
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+00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:17,286
+章三爺，理佢係人係鬼吖，一等天光，一把火，將呢間鬼屋燒成瓦渣缸。
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+00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:25,855
+唔好啊，我哋緊要嘅事情仲未做，唔好另生枝節，坐低唞下罷啦。
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+00:05:27,309 --> 00:05:32,042
+噉啊大家啲衣服都濕晒喇，就喺大廳透起個火嚟焙火。
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+00:05:33,111 --> 00:05:36,953
+有人就攞出個酒葫蘆，拔咗個塞，遞畀個老人家飲。
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+00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,787
+個老人飲咗幾啖酒，打斜眼向徐天川望咗一陣佢話：
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+00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:51,751
+許大爺，你話你哋幾個人係一家人啦，點解口音都唔同嘅？
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+00:05:53,011 --> 00:05:56,777
+你係北京人，呢幾位係雲南人噃。
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+徐天川笑住話：大爺真係好耳力嘞，果然係老江湖。
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+00:06:04,982 --> 00:06:08,129
+我大妹嫁雲南嘅，呢位係我妹夫。
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+講完指一指吳立身。
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+佢話：我妹夫、外甥佢哋都係雲南人。
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+我二妹又嫁喺山西。
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+天南地北，十幾年都好難見一次面㗎。
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+我哋而家係去山西探我二妹。
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+個老人岌一岌頭，飲咗啖酒，朦起雙眼話：幾位喺北京嚟啊？
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+係啊。
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+喺半路有冇見到一個十四五歲嘅小太監呢？
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+呢句説話一出，徐天川等個心都一震嘞。
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+好彩嗰個老人只係睇實佢，而徐天川塊面呢係神色不露，而敖彪、沐劍屏就變咗面色嘞。
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+徐天川話：你話太監啊？
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+北京城裏便老嘅嫩嘅太監好多嘅，一出門啊總係撞到幾個嘅。
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+唔係啊，我問你喺半路啊，喺半路有冇撞見過，唔係喺北京城啊。
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+00:07:15,694 --> 00:07:18,734
+大爺，你噉講就唔在行咯。
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+00:07:19,126 --> 00:07:23,510
+大清個規矩，太監一出京城就犯死罪。
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+啲太監就唔似得明朝嗰陣時咁威風十足咯。
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+而家有邊個太監敢出京城一步啊？
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+哦，啊講唔定佢換咗裝束呢？
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+唔會唔會，冇呢個膽，冇呢個膽。
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+哎大爺啊，你搵嗰個小太監係點樣㗎？
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+等我喺山西探完親返到京城喇，亦可以幫你哋打聽下吖。
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+哼哼哼，多謝晒，我唔知我有冇咁長嘅命唧。
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+00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:02,366
+個老人講完就閉目養神嘞。
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+00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:13,510
+徐天川個心諗：佢打聽一個十四五歲嘅小太監，噉唔係衝住韋香主？
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+00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:19,405
+呢批人，唔係天地會嘅，又唔係沐王府嘅。
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+哼，十之八九，都冇好嘢㗎喇，要查問明白至得。
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+佢唔惹我哋我又要惹下佢吖。
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+噉佢話：大爺啊，北京城裏便嘅小太監，只有一位係好出名嘅。
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+佢個大名傳遍咗天下，睇嚟你都怕聽過㗎喇，佢就係殺咗奸臣鰲拜，立咗大功嗰一位呢。
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+00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:57,021
+嗰個老人擘開隻眼話：吓？你講嘅，係小桂子桂公公啊？
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+00:08:58,199 --> 00:08:59,893
+唔係佢仲有邊個吖？
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+00:09:00,258 --> 00:09:04,779
+呢個人有膽有勇，武藝高強，真係了不起啊！
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+00:09:05,771 --> 00:09:08,952
+呢個人個樣點㗎？你有冇見過佢呢？
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+哈哈，呢個桂公公啊，日日都喺北京城逛嚟逛去，北京人冇見過佢嘅都怕冇幾多個唧。
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+00:09:19,813 --> 00:09:30,359
+呢個桂公公又黑又肥，係個肥仔嚟，至少，誒都有十八九㗎喇，點講都唔信佢只係得十五歲嘅。
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+00:09:31,932 --> 00:09:41,040
+方怡握住韋小寶隻手出力噉揸咗佢一下，沐劍屏用手踭喺佢背心輕輕撞一撞，都喺度偷笑。
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+00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:51,478
+韋小寶啊本來一直喺度怕鬼嘅，聽嗰個老人問起自己，個心啊緊張起嚟，將怕鬼嘅事呢，都唔記得起咁多嘞。
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+00:09:52,772 --> 00:09:57,877
+嗰個老人話：係咩？我聽人講嘅就唔同噃。
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+00:09:58,213 --> 00:10:09,809
+聽講呢個桂公公，只不過係十三四歲嘅細佬哥，不過就係狡猾機警，呢怕同你嗰個外甥有幾分似唧，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
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+講完，就望實韋小寶嘞。
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+00:10:14,201 --> 00:10:21,726
+劉一舟忽然間話：聽講嗰個小桂子卑鄙無恥，最叻就係使蒙汗藥嘞。
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+00:10:22,514 --> 00:10:30,587
+佢殺死鰲拜，就係用藥迷暈佢先嘅啫，如果唔係啊，呢個賊仔又膽小又怕鬼，點殺得鰲拜吖？
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+00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:36,206
+佢向韋小寶笑微微噉話：表弟，你話係唔係啊？
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+00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:41,970
+吳立身嬲到極啊，反手一掌，對住佢塊面就打過去。
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+00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:46,691
+劉一舟耷低頭避開，左腳一彈，已經企起身嘞。
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+00:10:48,160 --> 00:11:01,877
+吳立身反手呢一掌，乃係一招碧雞展翅，劉一舟閃避彈起身，使嘅，係一招金馬嘶風，都係沐家拳嘅招式。
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+00:11:02,477 --> 00:11:07,120
+一個打得急一個又避得快，不知不覺都使出本門嘅拳法。
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+00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:16,627
+嗰個姓章個老人啪聲企起身，笑住話：好啊，眾位喬裝改扮得好好啊！
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+00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:21,186
+佢一企起身，手下十幾個人跟住都跳起身。
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+00:11:22,237 --> 00:11:26,913
+嗰個老人大喝話：都捉起嚟，一個都唔能夠放走！
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+00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:38,123
+吳立身喺身邊抽出短刀，個頭向左便一搖，斬低咗一名漢子，向右又一搖，又有一名漢子喉嚨中刀跌咗喺地嘞。
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+00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:46,856
+嗰個老人，雙手喺條腰處摸出一對判官筆，雙筆互相摩擦發出滋滋噉聲。
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+00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:54,091
+噉啊雙筆左點吳立身咽喉，右取徐天川心口，以一攻二身手快捷。
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+00:11:54,842 --> 00:11:59,636
+徐天川向右便一衝，左手向一名大漢雙眼揦過去。
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+00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:10,341
+嗰個大漢就急急向後一仰避開，但係手上嘅單刀呢，已經畀佢搶咗咯，條腰一痛，自己把刀已經斬入自己嘅肚裏便。
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+00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:13,787
+嗰便敖彪亦已經同人打起上嚟嘞。
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+劉一舟遲疑咗一下，解咗條軟鞭上前廝殺。
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+00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:27,973
+噉對方雖然人多啊，不過就得嗰個老人同吳立身鬥得個旗鼓相當，其餘啲人呢，都係武功平平唧。
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+00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:32,063
+韋小寶睇出有便宜執嘞，佢諗：
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+00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:37,941
+只要唔去碰嗰個老龜公，其餘嗰啲呢我都可以對付下㗎噃。
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+00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:40,321
+就揸住匕首想衝上去。
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+00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:45,666
+方怡一手拉住佢：我哋實贏嘅，唔使你幫手。
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+00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:51,617
+韋小寶個心諗：我梗係知道實贏啦噉我先出去打啫嘛。
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+00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:55,194
+如果實輸㗎，嘿，仲唔快啲趯佬咩？
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+00:12:56,206 --> 00:13:04,755
+忽然間，只聽見滋滋聲，原來嗰個老人已經跳埋一便嘞，兩支判官筆互相摩擦。
+
+122
+00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:11,719
+噉佢手下嗰班人呢，一齊走去佢身嘅後便，好快就排成一個方陣。
+
+123
+00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:16,617
+呢班人啊用咗幾個箭步，就各自企好方位嘞。
+
+124
+00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:26,859
+十幾個人，亦冇話你推我擁嘅，誒又冇碰碰撞撞，可見平日，練習有素，喺擺陣上啊已經用咗唔少功夫嘞。
+
+125
+00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:31,886
+徐天川同吳立身吃咗一驚，退開幾步。
+
+126
+00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:35,994
+敖彪就唔知道厲害，仲奮勇上前。
+
+127
+00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:43,518
+突然間，方陣裏頭四刀齊出，兩把刀斬佢膊頭，兩把刀就斬佢隻腳。
+
+128
+00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:49,490
+配合得好巧妙嘅，中間仲有兩支槍，就格開佢斬過去嗰一刀嘞。
+
+129
+00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:53,353
+敖彪大叫一聲，膊頭中咗一刀喇。
+
+130
+00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:57,180
+吳立身大叫話：阿彪，退後啊！
+
+131
+00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,602
+敖彪即刻向後跳開。
+
+132
+00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:05,365
+噉戰局喺眨下眼之間呢，勝負突然間掉轉頭。
+
+133
+00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:16,700
+徐天川企喺韋小寶、沐劍屏、方怡前便，保護佢哋，同時呢睇下對方呢個陣法係點樣運用嘅。
+
+134
+00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:22,581
+只見嗰個老人右手舉起判官筆，高聲大叫：
+
+135
+00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:28,836
+洪教主萬年不老，永享仙福！壽與天齊，壽與天齊！
+
+136
+00:14:29,714 --> 00:14:36,696
+嗰十幾名漢子一齊舉起兵器，大叫話：洪教主壽與天齊，壽與天齊！
+
+137
+00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,280
+聲震屋瓦，個個都好似癲咗噉。
+
+138
+00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,995
+徐天川個心好驚啊，唔知佢哋喺度搞咩嘢鬼。
+
+139
+00:14:47,724 --> 00:15:00,354
+但係韋小寶聽咗洪教主三個字，突然間記起陶紅英慌到極嘅神情同埋佢講嘅説話，就衝口而出話：神龍教，佢哋係神龍教㗎！
+
+140
+00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,449
+嗰個老人變咗面色嘞佢話：
+
+141
+00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:06,504
+你都知道神龍教��名堂啊？
+
+142
+00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:11,604
+就高舉右手又嗌嘞：洪教主神通廣大。
+
+143
+00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:16,561
+我教戰無不勝，攻無不克，無堅不摧，無敵不破。
+
+144
+00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,716
+敵人望風披靡，逃之夭夭。
+
+145
+00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:33,466
+徐天川等聽見佢哋每唸一句，個心就一震，覺得呢啲人嘅行為啊稀奇古怪，從來都未見過嘅，對敵嘅時候，居然大聲唸起書上嚟。
+
+146
+00:15:34,128 --> 00:15:39,750
+韋小寶大叫話：呢啲人會唸咒㗎，唔好上佢哋當，大家衝上去殺啊！
+
+147
+00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:49,927
+嗰個老人同佢嘅手下越唸越快，已經唔係嗰個老人唸一句眾人跟一句嘞，而係十幾個人齊聲念誦。
+
+148
+00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:56,408
+洪教主神通保佑，眾弟子勇氣百倍，以一當百，以百當萬。
+
+149
+00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,919
+洪教主神目如電，燭照四方。
+
+150
+00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:02,598
+我弟子殺敵護教，洪教主親加提拔，升任聖職。
+
+151
+00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:05,097
+我教弟子護教而死，同升天堂。
+
+152
+00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:09,942
+哇！突然間，放聲大叫，飛快噉衝出嚟。
+
+153
+00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:14,524
+吳立身、徐天川佢哋舉起兵器迎戰。
+
+154
+00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:25,291
+不過呢啲人呢就喺咁短暫嘅時間裏便，竟然間武功大進，無論用刀用槍，都比先頭嘅勁力增加咗幾倍。
+
+155
+00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:29,658
+佢哋如痴如狂啲兵器啊亂斬亂殺。
+
+156
+00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:35,460
+打咗冇幾多個回合唧，敖彪同埋劉一舟，已經畀佢哋斬低嘞。
+
+157
+00:16:36,218 --> 00:16:41,194
+跟住韋小寶、方怡、沐劍屏，都一個個畀佢哋打低。
+
+158
+00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:44,608
+方怡啊傷腳，沐劍屏傷手。
+
+159
+00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:56,838
+韋小寶背心啊畀人哋㓤咗一槍，好彩佢有寶衣護身，呢一槍呢並冇㓤入佢身體，但係來勢好勁啊，一下企唔穩就成個趴喺處。
+
+160
+00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,863
+過咗冇幾耐，吳立身同埋徐天川亦先後受傷。
+
+161
+00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:05,813
+嗰個老人跟住用手指點咗各人身上嘅要穴。
+
+162
+00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:14,067
+佢班手下一齊叫話：洪教主神通廣大，壽與天齊，壽與天齊！
+
+163
+00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:26,941
+嗌完之後，突然間一齊坐喺處，各人嘅額頭啲汗水啊，白豆咁大粒叭叭聲咁流，㗾㗾聲咁喘氣，顯然疲倦不堪啊。
+
+164
+00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:35,910
+呢一戰唔使一杯茶咁耐唧，就分勝敗，不過呢啲人呢就好似激戰咗好幾個時辰一樣啊。
+
+165
+00:17:37,129 --> 00:17:39,604
+韋小寶個心猛咁叫苦啦佢諗：
+
+166
+00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:48,905
+呢啲人原來都會妖法嘅，唔怪得陶阿姨一提起神龍教就嚇到乜嘢噉啦，果然係神通廣大。
+
+167
+00:17:50,761 --> 00:18:00,204
+嗰個老人坐喺張椅處閉目養神，過咗好耐先至企翻起身，抹咗額頭啲汗水，喺大廳行嚟行去。
+
+168
+00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:05,221
+又過咗好耐下，佢手下啲人都紛紛企起身嘞。
+
+169
+00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:09,095
+嗰個老人對住徐天川佢哋話：
+
+170
+00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:12,551
+你哋大家一齊跟住我唸。
+
+171
+00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:17,517
+聽住喇，我唸一句，你哋就跟一句。
+
+172
+00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:23,546
+洪教主神通廣大，壽與天齊。
+
+173
+00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:32,663
+徐天川鬧佢話：邪魔左道，裝神扮鬼，要老子跟埋你搞鬼啊，發夢啦你！
+
+174
+00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:39,873
+嗰個老人揸住判官筆，喺佢額頭一打，噗一聲，鮮血惦流啊。
+
+175
+00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:44,486
+徐天川鬧佢嘞：你係狗賊，妖人！
+
+176
+00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:49,832
+嗰個老人就問吳立身嘞：你唸唔唸啊？
+
+177
+00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:52,894
+吳立身都未回答就擰頭嘞。
+
+178
+00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:57,146
+嗰個老人攞起判官筆，亦喺佢個額頭一㩧。
+
+179
+00:18:57,926 --> 00:19:04,121
+噉啊再問敖彪，敖彪鬧佢話：你阿爺壽與狗齊啊。
+
+180
+00:19:05,031 --> 00:19:11,266
+嗰個老人好嬲啊，判官筆㩧落去嘅時候好大力，敖彪當堂暈咗。
+
+181
+00:19:12,197 --> 00:19:14,697
+吳立身話：阿彪，你係好漢！
+
+182
+00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:19,950
+你哋呢班嘢只係會搞妖法，叉叉叉有種就殺咗我哋啦！
+
+183
+00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:27,116
+嗰個老人舉起判官筆，對住劉一舟問：你唸唔唸啊？
+
+184
+00:19:28,328 --> 00:19:31,418
+劉一舟話：我，我我。
+
+185
+00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:37,650
+你講：洪教主神通廣大，壽與天齊。
+
+186
+00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:43,124
+劉一舟話：洪教主，洪教主。
+
+187
+00:19:43,865 --> 00:19:48,982
+嗰個老人將判官筆嘅尖尖喺佢額頭上輕輕督一督：快啲唸！
+
+188
+00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:55,263
+係，係，洪教主，洪教主壽與天齊。
+
+189
+00:19:56,052 --> 00:20:00,748
+嗰個老人哈哈大笑啊：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+190
+00:20:01,528 --> 00:20:07,409
+到底係識時務嘅人着數，你呢個僆仔，唔使受皮肉之苦喇。
+
+191
+00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:13,635
+噉佢又去到韋小寶面前喝佢話：衰仔，你跟住我唸。
+
+192
+00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:17,136
+韋小寶話：唔使你唸啊。
+
+193
+00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:21,454
+咩嘢話？老人舉起咗判官筆。
+
+194
+00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,200
+韋小寶大聲噉唸話：
+
+195
+00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:29,157
+韋教主神通廣大，壽與天齊，永享仙福。
+
+196
+00:20:29,317 --> 00:20:34,673
+韋教主戰無不勝，勝無不戰，韋教主攻無不克，克無不攻。
+
+197
+00:20:34,772 --> 00:20:37,984
+韋教主提拔你哋大家，大家同升天堂。
+
+198
+00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,824
+佢將韋教主呢個韋字講得含含糊糊。
+
+199
+00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:48,120
+嗰個老人呢邊處知佢搞鬼唧，估話佢講嘅係洪教主啫。
+
+200
+00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,684
+聽佢噉樣一連串唸出嚟，哈哈大笑讚佢話：
+
+201
+00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:57,920
+哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈，啊你呢個細佬哥都幾精叻㗎噃。
+
+202
+00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:07,860
+佢又行到方怡面前摸佢下爬話：嗯呢個妹仔嘅樣都唔錯，乖乖地跟住我唸啦。
+
+203
+00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:11,835
+方怡將個頭一扭佢話：唔唸。
+
+204
+00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:20,182
+嗰個老人舉起判官筆想㩧落去嘞，但喺燭光之下，見到佢個樣咁靚個心就不忍。
+
+205
+00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,625
+就將筆尖對準佢嘅面珠佢大聲話：
+
+206
+00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:30,164
+你唸唔唸啊？你再話唔唸，我就喺你塊面處畫三筆。
+
+207
+00:21:31,282 --> 00:21:36,913
+方怡好硬頸啊係都唔唸，但係唔唸兩個字呢亦唔敢出口。
+
+208
+00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,535
+個老人話：你到底唸唔唸啊？
+
+209
+00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:46,833
+韋小寶話：我代佢唸啦，擔保啊，好過佢自己唸啊。
+
+210
+00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,839
+嗰個老人話：邊個要你代啊？
+
+211
+00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:57,293
+攞起判官筆，喺方怡膊頭㩧落去，方怡痛到吖噉大叫一聲。
+
+212
+00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:00,078
+忽然間有個人笑住話：
+
+213
+00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:05,218
+章三爺，呢個女仔如果唔唸呢，我哋就剝佢衣服。
+
+214
+00:22:06,144 --> 00:22:10,025
+其他嘅人一齊叫話：好啊好啊噉啊過癮啊。
+
+215
+00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:14,578
+突然間劉一舟話：你哋為咩要欺負呢個姑娘啊？
+
+216
+00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:17,744
+你哋要搵嗰個小太監，我知道喺邊處。
+
+217
+00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:24,385
+嗰個老人連忙問佢：你知道？喺邊處啊？快啲講，快啲講！
+
+218
+00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:32,650
+劉一舟話：你應承我，唔再為難呢個姑娘我同你講，否則你殺咗我我都唔講。
+
+219
+00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:37,296
+方怡大聲話：師哥，唔使你理我。
+
+220
+00:22:38,463 --> 00:22:43,563
+嗰個老人笑住話：好，我應承你唔難為呢個姑娘。
+
+221
+00:22:44,538 --> 00:22:45,962
+你講說話要算數噃。
+
+222
+00:22:47,009 --> 00:22:50,535
+我章某人講過個説話，當然算數啦。
+
+223
+00:22:51,197 --> 00:22:58,523
+嗰個小太監，就係殺咗鰲拜，皇帝非常寵幸嘅小桂子，你真係知道佢喺邊處？
+
+224
+00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,587
+遠在天邊，近在目前。
+
+225
+00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:08,353
+嗰個老人跳起身嚟，指住韋小寶話：就，就，就係佢？
+
+226
+00:23:09,103 --> 00:23:12,179
+嗰個老人嘅神情真係驚喜交集啊。
+
+227
+00:23:12,437 --> 00:23:16,795
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:11,144
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説劉一舟暗示小桂子，遠在天邊近在目前。
+
+2
+00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:18,441
+嗰個老人即刻跳起嚟指住韋小寶話：就，就係佢啊？
+
+3
+00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:26,378
+方怡話：好似佢咁細個細佬哥，點殺得到鰲拜吖？你唔好聽佢亂噏唧。
+
+4
+00:00:27,515 --> 00:00:33,987
+劉一舟話：係啊，如果唔用蒙汗藥點殺得滿洲第一勇士鰲拜啊？
+
+5
+00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:41,812
+嗰個老人將信將疑，問韋小寶話：鰲拜係咪你殺㗎？
+
+6
+00:00:43,161 --> 00:00:47,684
+韋小寶話：係我殺嘅又點樣，唔係我殺嘅又點樣啊？
+
+7
+00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:52,904
+你阿爺吖，我睇你個衰仔就有啲古怪。
+
+8
+00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:55,047
+摷下佢嘅身再講。
+
+9
+00:00:56,309 --> 00:01:02,960
+即刻就有兩名漢子過嚟，解開韋小寶孭嗰個包袱，將裏頭嘅嘢一件件放喺枱面。
+
+10
+00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,581
+個老人見到珠翠金玉各種寶物就話：
+
+11
+00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:13,406
+呢啲當然係皇宮裏頭嘅嘢咯，咦？呢啲係咩嘢啊？
+
+12
+00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:24,176
+搦起一沓厚厚嘅銀票，見每張唔係五百兩就係一千兩，總共成幾十兩，成個傻晒佢話：
+
+13
+00:01:24,683 --> 00:01:30,554
+果然冇錯果然冇錯，你，你就係小桂子。
+
+14
+00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:34,381
+帶佢去嗰便廂房仔細查問下佢。
+
+15
+00:01:35,469 --> 00:01:39,481
+方怡急喇：你，你哋唔好難為佢啊。
+
+16
+00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,153
+沐劍屏直情喊出聲。
+
+17
+00:01:43,022 --> 00:01:54,295
+一名漢子啊揦住韋小寶條後領，兩個人捧起枱面啲嘢，再一個人呢，揸住燭台喺前便行，就行入後沓嘅東邊廂房。
+
+18
+00:01:55,539 --> 00:01:58,701
+個老人揮一揮手話：你哋都出翻去啦。
+
+19
+00:01:59,462 --> 00:02:02,444
+噉四名漢子行出房，掩翻埋道房門。
+
+20
+00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:10,057
+個老人好歡喜啊不停咁搓手，喺房裏便行嚟行去，笑住話：
+
+21
+00:02:10,676 --> 00:02:17,920
+嘿嘿嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，踏破鐵鞋無覓處，得來全不費工夫啊！
+
+22
+00:02:18,768 --> 00:02:24,415
+小桂子公公，今日同你喺呢處相會真係三生有幸啊。
+
+23
+00:02:25,658 --> 00:02:33,476
+韋小寶亦笑住話：嘿嘿嘿，在下同你大爺你喺呢處相會，真係六生有幸，九生有幸喇。
+
+24
+00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:41,544
+佢諗啲嘢都畀佢哋摷出嚟嘞，想賴都唔得㗎啦，唯有隨機應變，睇下混唔混得過去啦。
+
+25
+00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:48,288
+嗰個老人聽佢噉講打個特：咩嘢六生有幸、九生有幸啊？
+
+26
+00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:54,597
+韋公公，你係唔係去五台山清涼寺啊？
+
+27
+00:02:55,929 --> 00:02:58,662
+韋小寶不由得吃一驚，佢諗：
+
+28
+00:02:59,761 --> 00:03:03,837
+呢個老龜公乜嘢都知道嘞噉就唔容易對付嘞噃。
+
+29
+00:03:05,037 --> 00:03:06,318
+佢笑眯眯噉話：
+
+30
+00:03:07,298 --> 00:03:16,320
+尊駕武功又高，唸咒嘅本事，又叻過茅山道士，你哋神龍教名揚天下，果然係有道理嘅。
+
+31
+00:03:17,242 --> 00:03:23,253
+在下聞名好耐喇，今日親眼睇見真係佩服之至，佩服之至啊！
+
+32
+00:03:24,699 --> 00:03:28,148
+佢隨口岔開話頭，唔去理佢點問嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:29,472 --> 00:03:34,213
+嗰個老人問：神龍教個名你喺邊處聽翻嚟㗎？
+
+34
+00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:37,456
+韋小寶就信口開河咯喎：
+
+35
+00:03:38,387 --> 00:03:42,093
+我係喺平西王吳三桂個仔吳應熊嗰處聽翻嚟嘅。
+
+36
+00:03:42,564 --> 00:03:51,830
+佢係奉咗父親之命，嚟到北京朝貢，佢手下呢有個好漢叫做楊溢之，噉又有好多遼東金頂門嘅高手。
+
+37
+00:03:52,411 --> 00:04:00,408
+佢哋商量啊，要去剿滅神龍教，話神龍教有位洪教主，神通廣大，有好多能人嘅。
+
+38
+00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:08,806
+佢話神龍教啊，有人喺鑲藍旗旗主嗰處做嘢，得咗一部四十二章經，好犀利㗎。
+
+39
+00:04:09,808 --> 00:04:19,062
+佢講大話呢就叻到極嘅，知道唔使句句都係假嘅，九句真話當中掕一句假話，呃人就容易得多嘞。
+
+40
+00:04:20,306 --> 00:04:26,968
+嗰個老人越聽越奇怪啦，吳應熊、楊溢之呢兩個人嘅名，佢係聽過嘅。
+
+41
+00:04:27,983 --> 00:04:35,257
+佢嘅教裏頭一位重要人物，喺鑲藍旗旗主下便任職，係教裏頭嘅機密大事。
+
+42
+00:04:35,852 --> 00:04:40,584
+佢自己呢，亦都係個幾月之前，先至無意之中知道。
+
+43
+00:04:41,479 --> 00:04:49,718
+又曾經隱隱約約聽過四十二章經有噉樣一部經書，但係其中嘅底細就完全知道嘞。
+
+44
+00:04:50,175 --> 00:04:58,195
+佢問：平西王府同我哋神龍教無怨無仇，點解要嚟惹是生非呢？
+
+45
+00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:02,471
+講到剿滅兩個��，就真係不知死活喇佢哋。
+
+46
+00:05:03,858 --> 00:05:13,086
+吳應熊佢哋話啊，平西王府同神龍教梗係無怨無仇啦，不過講到洪教主嘅本事，大家仲係好佩服嘅。
+
+47
+00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:20,023
+不過神龍教竟然得咗部四十二章經咯，呢部係至寶奇書啊，就非搶不可喇。
+
+48
+00:05:21,319 --> 00:05:26,525
+貴教唔係仲有個肥肥嘅女仔叫做柳燕柳大姐嘅，唔係去咗皇宮咩？
+
+49
+00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:30,423
+咦？你又點知㗎？
+
+50
+00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:41,329
+韋小寶把口呢就亂咁噏，只要同神龍教有啲咁多關係嘅就講埋出嚟，個心呢，就喺度飛咁快諗住仲有咩嘢講啊噉。
+
+51
+00:05:42,351 --> 00:05:46,700
+佢話：呢位柳大姐同我交情真係唔錯㗎。
+
+52
+00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:53,761
+有一次佢得罪咗太后，太后要殺佢啦，好彩我出力救佢，噉將佢收埋喺床下底。
+
+53
+00:05:54,206 --> 00:05:57,219
+噉太后喺皇宮呢就到處搵都搵佢唔到。
+
+54
+00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:08,357
+呢位肥大姐感激我救命之恩，就勸我加入神龍教佢話：洪教主啊好鐘意我呢種細佬哥嘅，將來一定有好大嘅好處畀我噉話啊。
+
+55
+00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:12,781
+個老人越發信佢嘞，噉又問：
+
+56
+00:06:13,727 --> 00:06:19,335
+太后為咩事要殺柳燕啊？佢哋，佢哋唔係好好嘅咩？
+
+57
+00:06:20,243 --> 00:06:25,222
+韋小寶話：噉唔係，佢哋兩個本來係師姐師妹嚟㗎嘛。
+
+58
+00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:28,676
+至於太后為咩事要殺柳大姐呢？
+
+59
+00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:37,686
+柳大姐話，呢個係好大好大嘅秘密，佢講得畀我聽嘞，我啊應承過佢決不洩漏嘅，所以呢件事呢，就唔能夠同你講喇。
+
+60
+00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:46,364
+總而言之呢，太后嘅慈寧宮裏便，最近啊嚟咗個男扮女裝嘅假宮女，呢個人嘅頭啊，係光頭嚟㗎。
+
+61
+00:06:47,152 --> 00:06:50,587
+嗰個老人衝口而出佢話：鄧炳春？
+
+62
+00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:53,960
+誒鄧大哥入宮個事你都知道啊？
+
+63
+00:06:55,355 --> 00:07:05,212
+韋小寶本來唔知道嗰個假宮女叫做鄧炳春嘅，但係佢個神情呢，就擺出一副無所不知嘅樣，微微一笑佢話：
+
+64
+00:07:05,999 --> 00:07:12,485
+章三爺，呢件事好機密㗎你千祈唔能夠洩漏出去啊，否則大禍臨頭啊。
+
+65
+00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:20,442
+你同我講就唔緊要，如果有第三個人喺度啊，就算你最親信嘅手下人，你都唔好講啊。
+
+66
+00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:25,992
+如果事情一洩漏啊，洪教主嬲起上嚟，哼，怕你都唔得掂。
+
+67
+00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:39,266
+韋小寶喺皇宮裏便住得耐喇，知道洩漏機密乃係朝廷同宮中個大忌，重則抄家殺頭，輕則永無進身嘅機會。
+
+68
+00:07:39,657 --> 00:07:44,548
+因此人人都係神神秘秘，鬼鬼祟祟，顯得高深莫測。
+
+69
+00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:50,435
+而表面上呢，又整成本人咩嘢都知道，不過唔同你講而已啫噉。
+
+70
+00:07:51,651 --> 00:07:57,662
+佢將呢種手法用喺嗰個姓章嘅老人身上，果然立竿見影，當場生效。
+
+71
+00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:07,340
+江湖上幫會教派之中，上級統御部屬，所用嘅方法啊，同朝廷亦冇乜兩樣嘅。
+
+72
+00:08:07,851 --> 00:08:12,423
+所分別嘅呢，只不過係在於精粗隱顯而已唧。
+
+73
+00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:17,888
+呢幾句説話，聽到嗰個老人暗暗心驚啊佢諗：
+
+74
+00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:24,824
+我點解咁粗心，竟然將呢種事都同呢個細路講啊？
+
+75
+00:08:25,411 --> 00:08:32,123
+嗯，呢個細路唔留得佢啊，大事一了，非殺咗佢滅口不可。
+
+76
+00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:38,547
+佢勉強笑一笑話：你同我嗰個鄧師兄講咗啲乜嘢啊？
+
+77
+00:08:39,757 --> 00:08:48,572
+我同鄧師兄講嘅嘢，仲有佢要我去稟告洪教主嘅説話呢，日後見到教主嘅時候，我自不然會詳細稟明嘅。
+
+78
+00:08:49,614 --> 00:08:50,861
+係嘅，係嘅。
+
+79
+00:08:52,005 --> 00:09:00,488
+嗰個老人畀韋小寶裝腔作勢噉一嚇，真係唔知道眼前呢個細路係咩來頭嘞，就和顏悅色噉話：
+
+80
+00:09:01,445 --> 00:09:07,858
+小兄弟，你去五台山，梗係去同瑞棟瑞副總管見面㗎啦？
+
+81
+00:09:09,128 --> 00:09:10,265
+韋小寶個心諗：
+
+82
+00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:19,987
+佢知道我去五台山，又知道瑞棟嘅事，噉呢個消息，實係喺老舉乸嗰處傳出嚟嘅。
+
+83
+00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:33,237
+老舉乸叫嗰個光頭假宮女做師兄，呢個光頭佬係神龍教嘅重要人物嚟，哈原來老舉乸同神龍教勾勾搭搭。
+
+84
+00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:39,189
+咦呀老子落喺佢哋手上真係九死一生，十八死半生咯。
+
+85
+00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:42,319
+韋小寶啊詐諦好驚奇噉話：
+
+86
+00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:48,966
+咦，章三爺，你嘅消息啊真係靈噃，���瑞副總管嘅事都知道。
+
+87
+00:09:50,697 --> 00:09:55,295
+比瑞副總管嘅來頭大成萬倍嘅人我都知道啊。
+
+88
+00:09:56,020 --> 00:10:07,794
+韋小寶個心暗暗叫苦嘞：弊喇弊喇弊喇，老舉乸咩嘢事都講晒出嚟喇，除咗順治皇帝，仲有邊一個比瑞棟嘅來頭大成萬倍㗎？
+
+89
+00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,330
+小兄弟，你乜嘢都唔使瞞我㗎嘞。
+
+90
+00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:17,414
+你去五台山，係奉命差遣呢定係自己去㗎？
+
+91
+00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:24,348
+我喺皇宮裏頭做太監，如果唔係奉命差遣，點敢擅自離開北京啊？
+
+92
+00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:26,625
+你估嫌命長咩我？
+
+93
+00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:30,898
+噉樣講，係皇上派你去㗎囉？
+
+94
+00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:37,841
+皇上？你話係皇上啊？哈，呢一次你嘅消息就唔靈喇。
+
+95
+00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,674
+皇上點知道五台山嘅事唧？
+
+96
+00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,488
+唔係皇上，又係邊個派你去㗎？
+
+97
+00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:47,633
+你估下。
+
+98
+00:10:49,187 --> 00:10:51,380
+莫非係，太后？
+
+99
+00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:56,183
+嘿嘿，章三爺果然使得，一估就中嘞。
+
+100
+00:10:56,963 --> 00:11:01,190
+宮裏頭知道五台山呢件事嘅，只有兩個人一隻鬼唧。
+
+101
+00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,035
+兩個人一隻鬼？
+
+102
+00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:09,314
+冇錯吖，兩個人，一個係太后，一個係在下喇。
+
+103
+00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:16,017
+嗰隻鬼呢，就係海大富海老公，佢係畀太后用化骨綿掌殺死㗎。
+
+104
+00:11:17,289 --> 00:11:24,201
+嗰個老人塊面嘅肌肉跳咗幾跳：化骨綿掌？化骨綿掌。
+
+105
+00:11:25,198 --> 00:11:29,633
+原來係太后派你去嘅，太后派你去做乜嘢啊？
+
+106
+00:11:30,909 --> 00:11:38,234
+韋小寶笑咗一笑佢話：太后同你係自己人，你不妨問下佢老人家啦。
+
+107
+00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:44,973
+呢句説話如果一入房個時候就講，嗰個老人多數一巴就升過去㗎嘞。
+
+108
+00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:54,239
+但係佢聽咗韋小寶一番説話之後，個心呢就十五十六驚疑不定，佢自言自語噉話：
+
+109
+00:11:55,246 --> 00:11:59,208
+嗯，太后派你去五台山啊。
+
+110
+00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:07,160
+韋小寶话：太后話呢件事呢已經派人稟告咗洪教主喇，洪教主好讚成。
+
+111
+00:12:07,836 --> 00:12:15,337
+太后吩咐我好好地做，做成之後，太后固之然有重賞啦，洪教主亦會畀我好大個好處嘅。
+
+112
+00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:20,092
+韋小寶不停咁將洪教主搬出嚟，個心諗：
+
+113
+00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:27,462
+呢個老坑對洪教主啊怕到極嘅，只要話洪教主好睇得起自己，佢就唔敢害自己喇。
+
+114
+00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:38,425
+佢噉樣虛張聲勢啊，嗰個老人雖然係將信將疑，不過佢亦係寧可信佢係，唔敢信佢唔係喇，佢問：
+
+115
+00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:41,574
+外便嗰六個人，都係你嘅部屬啊？
+
+116
+00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:51,982
+佢哋都係皇宮裏頭嘅嗰兩個姑娘呢，係太后身邊嘅宮女，四個男嘅係御前侍衞，太后派佢出嚟跟我做嘢。
+
+117
+00:12:52,329 --> 00:12:54,467
+不過呢佢哋唔知道神龍教嘅。
+
+118
+00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:58,840
+呢啲噉嘅機密大事，太后亦都唔會同佢哋講啦。
+
+119
+00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:05,512
+佢講到呢處，只見嗰個老人喺度冷笑，嘿知道唔妥喇佢就問：
+
+120
+00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,638
+點啊？你唔信啊？
+
+121
+00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:18,251
+嗰個老人冷笑話：哼哼哼哼，雲南沐家嘅人忠於前明，點會去皇宮做御前侍衞呢？
+
+122
+00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:21,517
+你車大炮都有個譜至得㗎。
+
+123
+00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:24,771
+韋小寶哈哈大笑。
+
+124
+00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:28,593
+嗰個老人愕然嘞：你笑咩嘢啊？
+
+125
+00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:36,505
+佢點知道韋小寶講大話畀人捉住雞腳，難以自圓其説嘅時候，往往大笑一場。
+
+126
+00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:47,769
+令到對方覺得一定係自己嘅説話大錯特錯，非常幼稚可笑，個心呢就虛咗先，噉佢補漏嘅時候呢，對方就唔敢過分逼佢。
+
+127
+00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:59,303
+韋小寶又試笑咗幾聲佢話：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，沐王府嘅人啊最嬲嘅，就唔係太后同皇上噃，呢點怕你唔知嘞啩？
+
+128
+00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:06,852
+嗰個老人話：我點解唔知啊？沐王府最嬲嘅，自不然係吳三桂啦。
+
+129
+00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:14,750
+韋小寶詐假意好驚奇噉話：吖你真係使得嘞章三爺，係有翻兩道噃。
+
+130
+00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:26,152
+嗱我同你講吖，沐王府個人所以同太后當差，就為咗要搞到吳三桂滿門抄斬，平西王府雞犬不留。
+
+131
+00:14:27,047 --> 00:14:31,971
+咪講話皇宮裏頭有沐王府個人啦，連平西王府裏便啊都有。
+
+132
+00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:39,041
+只不過係十分機密嘅事，我同你係自己人咋講就唔緊要，不過你千祈唔好洩漏出去啊。
+
+133
+00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:44,257
+嗰個老人岌一岌頭，佢話：原來係噉嘅。
+
+134
+00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:49,199
+但係佢嘅心呢，仲只係信咗三成唧，佢諗：
+
+135
+00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:53,695
+我去問下外便嗰幾個人，睇下佢哋口供對唔對至得。
+
+136
+00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,964
+嗯問嗰個姑娘仔最好嘞，細路女容易講真話。
+
+137
+00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,533
+就擰轉身推門出去。
+
+138
+00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:08,710
+韋小寶大吃一驚佢話：喂喂喂，你去邊處啊？呢間係鬼屋啊，你，你點解留我一個人喺呢處啊？
+
+139
+00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:12,155
+嗰個老人話：我即刻就返嚟㗎嘞。
+
+140
+00:15:12,732 --> 00:15:15,622
+反手閂翻埋道門，急急腳行去大廳。
+
+141
+00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,967
+韋小寶成手都係冷汗。
+
+142
+00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:30,933
+蠟燭火閃下閃下，白牆上面嘅影呢不停噉震下震下，似乎每一個影呢都係個鬼怪，四周圍一啲聲都冇。
+
+143
+00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:34,940
+突然之間，外便有個人大聲噉嗌：
+
+144
+00:15:35,797 --> 00:15:39,968
+你哋都去咗邊處啊？吓，你哋都去咗邊處啊？
+
+145
+00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:42,421
+係嗰個老人把聲啊。
+
+146
+00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:51,316
+韋小寶聽佢嗌得咁驚慌，自己本來已經怕到極㗎嘞，呢一下，嚇到幾乎暈咁滯佢話：
+
+147
+00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:55,022
+佢，佢哋都，都唔見咗啊？
+
+148
+00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,107
+只聽見嗰個老人又試大聲咁叫：
+
+149
+00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:04,278
+喂，你哋喺邊處啊？吓，你哋去咗邊處啊？
+
+150
+00:16:05,391 --> 00:16:07,080
+嗌完兩聲就靜晒喇。
+
+151
+00:16:07,907 --> 00:16:19,531
+過咗一陣間，聽見有個人喺前便飛咁快跑嚟後便，聽見兵兵嘭嘭一道道門被踢開個聲音，又聽見嗰個人跑過嚟，衝入房。
+
+152
+00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:27,770
+韋小寶尖聲咁叫喊，只見嗰個老人面無人色，雙眼睩到大大猛咁喘氣話：
+
+153
+00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:32,324
+啊，啊，啊，佢，佢哋，佢哋都唔見晒喇。
+
+154
+00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,971
+韋小寶話：畀，畀啲鬼捉咗去嘞。
+
+155
+00:16:37,104 --> 00:16:39,262
+啊，我哋，我哋快啲走罷啦。
+
+156
+00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,844
+邊度有噉嘅事呢？
+
+157
+00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:50,535
+老人左手扶住張枱，嗰張枱啊嘞嘞聲咁震，可見嗰個老人嘅心呢亦都好驚嘅。
+
+158
+00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:54,295
+佢轉身行到門口，又喺度嗌嘞：
+
+159
+00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:58,727
+你哋喺邊處啊？你哋喺邊處啊？
+
+160
+00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:06,567
+嗌完打側個耳嚟聽，忽然間，又聽到幾聲女子哭泣個聲音。
+
+161
+00:17:07,488 --> 00:17:14,197
+佢冇咗主意喇，喺門口企咗一陣，即刻閂翻道門，攞起門戌將道門戌實。
+
+162
+00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:22,497
+韋小寶目不轉睛噉睇住佢，見佢咬緊牙關，面色一陣青一陣白。
+
+163
+00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:31,480
+嗰場大雨本來已經停咗一陣㗎喇，突然之間又試一陣急雨打落個屋頂，喳喳聲咁響。
+
+164
+00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:39,270
+嚇到嗰個老人吖噉一聲跳起身，過咗一陣先至話：係，係，係落雨啊。
+
+165
+00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:50,152
+忽然喺大廳嗰度傳嚟一個女子輕微嘅聲音：章老三，你出嚟。
+
+166
+00:17:50,937 --> 00:18:01,386
+呢個女子聲音雖然唔算蒼老，不過亦唔係嬌嫩，決唔係方怡或者沐劍屏嘅，聲音之中仲帶住幾分淒厲。
+
+167
+00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:06,038
+韋小寶低聲話：女鬼啊。
+
+168
+00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,257
+嗰個老人大聲話：邊個叫我？
+
+169
+00:18:11,797 --> 00:18:16,530
+外便冇人回答，除咗落雨聲之外，再冇其他嘅聲音嘞。
+
+170
+00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:23,416
+嗰個老人同韋小寶互相望下，兩個人周身都起晒雞皮。
+
+171
+00:18:24,948 --> 00:18:28,340
+過咗好耐，嗰個女人聲音又叫喇：
+
+172
+00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:33,921
+章老三，你出嚟。
+
+173
+00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:41,692
+嗰個老人鼓起勇氣，左腳一踢，嘣一聲，踢到房門啊向住外便飛開。
+
+174
+00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:51,795
+嗰條門戌呢仲打橫架喺門框上便嘅，佢右掌一劈，啪一聲，門閂呢從中間斷開，佢個人就跟住飆出去嘞。
+
+175
+00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,079
+韋小寶話：唔好出去啊！
+
+176
+00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,534
+不過嗰個老人呢已經跑緊去大廳嘞。
+
+177
+00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:09,999
+嗰個老人一跑咗出去，就無聲無息嘞噃，又唔聽見喝罵打鬥嘅聲音，連腳步聲都聽唔到嘞。
+
+178
+00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:17,837
+一浸冷風喺門外便吹入嚟，帶埋唔少雨點，都打喺韋小寶個���處。
+
+179
+00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,910
+佢打個冷震，想嗌又唔敢。
+
+180
+00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:28,717
+突然間嘣一聲，房門啊畀風吹到合翻轉嚟，跟住又即刻彈翻出去嘞。
+
+181
+00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:40,752
+呢座鬼屋裏便，就只係剩翻韋小寶一個人，當然仲有唔少惡鬼嘞，隨時隨地，都會入房嚟捻死佢。
+
+182
+00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,891
+好彩等咗好耐，啲惡鬼始終冇入嚟。
+
+183
+00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:54,411
+韋小寶啊自己安慰自己：冇錯喇，惡鬼呢只係害大人，唔會害細路嘅。
+
+184
+00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:58,310
+或者佢哋食咗好多人，已經食飽喇。
+
+185
+00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,577
+一等到天光就好喇。
+
+186
+00:20:02,085 --> 00:20:06,732
+突然間，又有一浸冷風吹入嚟，吹熄咗支蠟燭。
+
+187
+00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:12,873
+韋小寶大叫一聲，覺得間房啊，已經多咗一隻鬼喇。
+
+188
+00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:22,997
+佢知道嗰隻鬼就企喺自己面前，雖然係黑啊睇唔見，但係佢清清楚楚覺得嗰隻鬼就喺嗰度。
+
+189
+00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:31,964
+韋小寶話：喂喂，喂，你你你唔使害我喇，誒我，我，我都係鬼啊，我哋係自己人吖嘛。
+
+190
+00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:38,494
+誒唔係唔係唔係，哦哦，我我哋大家都係鬼，都係自己鬼，你，你你害我都冇用㗎。
+
+191
+00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:46,662
+嗰隻鬼冷冰冰噉話：你唔使怕，我唔會害你。
+
+192
+00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:49,084
+係個女鬼嘅聲。
+
+193
+00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:53,187
+韋小寶聽佢噉講即刻精神翻喇。
+
+194
+00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:57,517
+嗱，嗱，你講過唔害我㗎，就一定唔能夠害我啊。
+
+195
+00:20:57,801 --> 00:21:01,339
+大丈夫言出如山，再害我就唔啱㗎喇。
+
+196
+00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:06,288
+我唔係鬼，亦唔係大丈夫。
+
+197
+00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:12,002
+我問你，做大官嗰個鰲拜，真係你殺㗎？
+
+198
+00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:14,797
+你真係唔係鬼吖嘛？
+
+199
+00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:18,513
+誒噉，噉你係，你係鰲拜嘅仇人吖抑係朋友啊？
+
+200
+00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:23,390
+佢問咗呢句説話之後，對方一言不發。
+
+201
+00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:27,189
+韋小寶啊一時揸唔定主意嘞：
+
+202
+00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:34,520
+對方如果係鰲拜嘅仇人或者係仇鬼，噉認咗嗰件事梗係好定啦；
+
+203
+00:21:35,557 --> 00:21:42,530
+但係如果係鰲拜嘅親人或者親鬼呢，自己認咗起唔係弊弊冇咁弊？
+
+204
+00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:49,556
+突然之間賭徒性格發作，佢心諗：係大抑或係細總係要落注㗎。
+
+205
+00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:55,239
+買得啱，佢當我係大老爺；買得唔啱至多唔係連命都輸買埋。
+
+206
+00:21:55,969 --> 00:22:00,475
+於是大聲話：叉叉叉鰲拜係老子殺嘅，你想點吖？
+
+207
+00:22:00,982 --> 00:22:04,571
+老子一刀喺佢背脊㓤入去，佢就一命嗚呼見閻王喇。
+
+208
+00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:09,296
+你要報仇，即管逳手啦，老子皺下眉頭都唔算係英雄好漢！
+
+209
+00:22:10,986 --> 00:22:16,492
+嗰個女子冷冰冰噉問：你為咩事要殺鰲拜啊？
+
+210
+00:22:18,097 --> 00:22:28,836
+韋小寶個心諗：你如果係鰲拜嘅朋友，我啊將件事推晒落皇帝身上，一樣係冇用嘅，你決唔會放過我。
+
+211
+00:22:30,325 --> 00:22:36,122
+我既然係賭呢一鋪咯，老子輸要輸得乾乾淨淨，贏亦都贏到十十足足。
+
+212
+00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:45,252
+於是大聲話：鰲拜害死天下無數好百姓，老子年紀雖然係細咋，不過我心呢一樣咁嬲啊。
+
+213
+00:22:45,913 --> 00:22:49,113
+偏偏佢又得罪咗皇帝，我啊乘機殺咗佢。
+
+214
+00:22:49,495 --> 00:22:51,561
+大丈夫一人做事一人當。
+
+215
+00:22:51,961 --> 00:23:01,116
+我講埋你聽啦，就算鰲拜呢個狗賊唔得罪皇帝，我啊亦要搵機會暗中逳手㗎喇，同天下受苦受難嘅百姓報仇雪恨啊。
+
+216
+00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:07,546
+呢句説話，係佢喺天地會青木堂嗰班人嘅嘴裏便學翻嚟嘅。
+
+217
+00:23:08,897 --> 00:23:17,320
+其實佢殺鰲拜只係奉咗康熙嘅命令，同咩為天下百姓報仇雪恨等等，完全唔𪐀更嘅。
+
+218
+00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:22,280
+佢講完呢番説話之後，面前嗰個女人唔出聲。
+
+219
+00:23:23,326 --> 00:23:28,609
+韋小寶個心嘣嘣亂咁跳，唔知道賭呢鋪買唔買得中噃。
+
+220
+00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:37,115
+過咗好耐下，只覺得微微風響，呢個女人，抑或係女鬼，已經出咗房嘞。
+
+221
+00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:42,195
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,371 --> 00:00:03,960
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:16,460
+話説嗰個女人，或者女鬼，走咗之後，韋小寶個身搖咗幾下，但係穴道畀人點咗啊唔逳得。
+
+3
+00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:23,952
+個心話：佢阿爺吖，搖咗骰仔嘞又唔揭盅，噉啊想點啫。
+
+4
+00:00:25,564 --> 00:00:30,532
+先頭佢一時衝動啊，個心想大賭一場輸贏都唔在乎嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:37,850
+但係而家靜翻落嚟，越想越覺得先頭同自己講説話嘅係鬼唔係人。
+
+6
+00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:42,687
+嗰兩道門畀風吹到嘭嘭聲響。
+
+7
+00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:49,535
+身上嘅衫呢就未乾咯喎，畀啲冷風一吹啊，嘿呀忍唔住猛咁震。
+
+8
+00:00:51,411 --> 00:00:58,357
+忽然間，遠處出現一團光，慢慢慢慢噉越嚟越近。
+
+9
+00:00:59,553 --> 00:01:03,027
+韋小寶好驚啊：鬼火啊。
+
+10
+00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:12,423
+嗰團火嚟到近喇，原來係一個燈籠，挽住燈籠嘅係一個白衣女鬼。
+
+11
+00:01:13,428 --> 00:01:21,651
+韋小寶即刻眯埋雙眼，只聽見好輕好輕嘅腳步聲，行到自己面前就停住嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:23,662 --> 00:01:27,005
+佢嚇到連氣都唔敢唞啊，全身一味發抖。
+
+13
+00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:35,478
+呢個時候，聽見一個少女嘅聲音笑住話：你點解眯埋雙眼唧？
+
+14
+00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:38,656
+把聲好温柔動聽嘅。
+
+15
+00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:44,466
+韋小寶話：你你唔好嚇我啊，我我，我唔敢睇你啊。
+
+16
+00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:51,411
+你怕我七孔流血，條脷髧出嚟呢係唔係呢？你睇一眼先啦。
+
+17
+00:01:52,156 --> 00:01:58,082
+我先至唔上你當，你披頭散髮，七孔流血又又，又有咩咁好睇啊？
+
+18
+00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:03,531
+嗰個女鬼咭噉笑一笑，對住佢塊面吹咗啖氣。
+
+19
+00:02:04,659 --> 00:02:10,731
+呢啖氣吹到塊面處啊有啲暖暖地，仲帶住一啲香𡃴添。
+
+20
+00:02:12,128 --> 00:02:21,417
+韋小寶左眼微微擘開一線，依稀見到一塊面雪咁白，眉彎嘴細，個樣好似花噉。
+
+21
+00:02:21,915 --> 00:02:34,108
+咪即刻擘大啲多眼咯喎，只見面前係一個十分清秀嘅少女，大概十四五歲啦，梳咗一對孖角髻，笑騎騎噉望住自己。
+
+22
+00:02:35,325 --> 00:02:40,566
+韋小寶個心定翻晒嘞佢問：你，你真係唔係鬼吖嘛？
+
+23
+00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:46,852
+嗰個少女微微笑話：我梗係鬼啦，係吊頸鬼。
+
+24
+00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:51,107
+韋小寶個心打個特，又有啲思疑嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:52,032 --> 00:02:58,490
+嗰個少女話：你殺惡人嘅時候咁大膽，點解見到吊頸鬼又咁膽細呢？
+
+26
+00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:04,850
+韋小寶松翻啖氣佢話：我唔怕人，淨係怕鬼唧。
+
+27
+00:03:05,963 --> 00:03:10,780
+嗰個少女又試笑一笑佢話：你畀人點中咗咩穴道啊？
+
+28
+00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:12,700
+我知就好嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:22,567
+嗰個少女喺佢膊頭後便推拿咗幾下，又喺佢背脊輕輕噉拍三拍，韋小寶雙手當堂逳得嘞。
+
+30
+00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:28,031
+佢遞高隻手拂咗幾下笑住話：你會解穴嘅真係好喇。
+
+31
+00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:33,860
+我學咗冇幾耐，今日先至第一次喺你身上試下㗎咋。
+
+32
+00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:42,579
+噉又喺佢胳肋底同埋條腰處推拿咗幾下，韋小寶彈起身佢話哎呀唔得啊唔得啊，我好怕擳㗎。
+
+33
+00:03:43,085 --> 00:03:46,794
+吖就係噉樣，佢雙腳被封嘅穴道亦都解埋喇。
+
+34
+00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:54,079
+佢伸出雙手笑住話：你擳我，我要擳翻你。講完就行前一步。
+
+35
+00:03:55,063 --> 00:04:04,150
+嗰個少女伸出條脷，扮個鬼臉，但係呢個鬼臉呢只係見到佢可愛唧，一啲恐怖嘅意思都冇嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:07,590
+韋小寶啊伸隻手想去捻佢條脷。
+
+37
+00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:13,660
+嗰個少女擰歪面避開咭咭聲咁笑：你唔怕吊頸鬼嘞咩？
+
+38
+00:04:14,528 --> 00:04:17,329
+你有個影，又暖嘅係人，唔係鬼。
+
+39
+00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:26,113
+嗰個少女雙眼突然間睩到大大，好嚴肅噉話：我係僵尸，唔係鬼。
+
+40
+00:04:27,207 --> 00:04:36,920
+韋小寶一窒，但係喺燈火之下見到佢面色又紅又白，就笑住話：誒殭屍隻腳唔會彎嘅，亦唔會講説話嘅。
+
+41
+00:04:37,747 --> 00:04:41,505
+嗰個少女又笑嘞：噉我一定係狐狸精喇。
+
+42
+00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:44,016
+我又唔怕狐狸精嘅。
+
+43
+00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:50,368
+個口係噉講啊，不過個心有啲思思疑疑：唔通佢真係狐狸精？
+
+44
+00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,908
+噉就行去佢後便睇下。
+
+45
+00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:59,531
+嗰個少女話：我係千年嘅狐狸精，道行係好深嘅我冇尾㗎。
+
+46
+00:05:00,554 --> 00:05:04,855
+好似你咁靚嘅狐���精，畀你迷死咗都唔在乎啦。
+
+47
+00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:09,657
+嗰個少女塊面紅咗一紅，用手指刮下個面醜佢：
+
+48
+00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:16,635
+唔怕醜唔怕醜，先頭仲怕鬼怕到乜嘢噉，而家就嚟攞人便宜嘞。
+
+49
+00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:24,442
+韋小寶第一怕僵尸，第二又怕鬼，至於狐狸精就唔係點怕㗎啫。
+
+50
+00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:33,273
+見到呢個少女和藹可親，比起方怡、沐劍屏，令人覺得仲容易親近啲。
+
+51
+00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:41,776
+何況佢講嘅係一口江南口音，比起方沐兩個人嘅雲南話就好聽得多嘞，就問佢：
+
+52
+00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:44,145
+姑娘，你叫做咩名啊？
+
+53
+00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:48,166
+我叫做雙兒，一雙嗰個雙啊。
+
+54
+00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:54,966
+嗰個雙啊，好好聽啊，就係唔知一雙香鞋定係一雙臭襪唧。
+
+55
+00:05:56,176 --> 00:05:59,339
+臭襪亦好，香鞋亦好啦，由得你講啦。
+
+56
+00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:07,658
+桂相公，你啲衫濕滴滴，一定好唔舒服定嘞，唔該去嗰便換過啲乾衣服啦。
+
+57
+00:06:08,383 --> 00:06:11,768
+不過有件事好為難嘅，你唔好見怪噃。
+
+58
+00:06:12,798 --> 00:06:14,232
+咩嘢事咁為難啊？
+
+59
+00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,529
+我哋呢處冇男人衣服。
+
+60
+00:06:18,532 --> 00:06:22,978
+韋小寶個心又打個特，當堂面都變晒色，個心諗：
+
+61
+00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:26,278
+呢間屋都係女鬼嚟㗎。
+
+62
+00:06:27,356 --> 00:06:30,498
+雙兒挽起個燈籠話：唔該你跟住嚟啦。
+
+63
+00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,633
+韋小寶遲遲疑疑唔敢行。
+
+64
+00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:39,746
+雙兒已經去到門口嘞，擰轉頭等佢，微微笑話：
+
+65
+00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:43,855
+着女人衣服你怕唔利是啊，係唔係啊？
+
+66
+00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:49,300
+不如噉啦，你瞓喺鋪床處，我嗱嗱聲同你熨乾啲衣服啦。
+
+67
+00:06:50,712 --> 00:06:57,806
+韋小寶見佢神情温柔體貼啊難以拒絕，咪只有跟住佢行出房門，佢又問：
+
+68
+00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,460
+我哋嗰班人呢？佢哋去咗邊處啊？
+
+69
+00:07:02,529 --> 00:07:05,539
+雙兒等埋佢一拍行，佢低聲話：
+
+70
+00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:10,223
+三少奶吩咐過，咩嘢都唔能夠同你講咁多。
+
+71
+00:07:10,904 --> 00:07:14,998
+等陣你食過點心之後，三少奶自己會同你講㗎喇。
+
+72
+00:07:16,426 --> 00:07:22,410
+韋小寶早就好肚餓喇，聽見話有點心食啊即刻精神大振。
+
+73
+00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:30,714
+雙兒帶韋小寶行過一條黑沉沉嘅冷巷，嚟到一間房，噉啊點着咗蠟燭。
+
+74
+00:07:32,211 --> 00:07:39,210
+嗰間房裏便只有一張枱、一鋪床，陳設簡單，不過十分乾淨企理。
+
+75
+00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,398
+鋪床鋪住被褥。
+
+76
+00:07:42,789 --> 00:07:46,530
+雙兒將棉被掀開一角，噉啊放低堂蚊帳佢話：
+
+77
+00:07:47,164 --> 00:07:51,120
+桂相公，你上床除咗啲衣服掉出嚟畀我啦。
+
+78
+00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:58,319
+韋小寶就上咗床，除咗啲衫褲，蜎入被竇，噉啊將衫褲掉出嚟。
+
+79
+00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:01,137
+雙兒接咗行去門口佢話：
+
+80
+00:08:02,462 --> 00:08:07,327
+我去攞點心嚟畀你食，你鐘意食甜粽定係鹹粽啊？
+
+81
+00:08:08,193 --> 00:08:14,405
+韋小寶話：我個肚啊餓到咕咕叫，就係泥沙粽我都食佢三隻啊。
+
+82
+00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,186
+雙兒笑一笑就行咗出去嘞。
+
+83
+00:08:18,986 --> 00:08:27,316
+韋小寶見到佢一走，間房靜英英，睇住啲蠟燭火閃下閃下又怕嘞噃。
+
+84
+00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:35,663
+哎呀，弊！啲女鬼請人食麵食雲吞，其實食嘅都係黃䘆、蟲蟲。
+
+85
+00:08:36,398 --> 00:08:38,422
+哎呀我千祈唔好上當啊。
+
+86
+00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:44,510
+過咗一陣，韋小寶聞到一陣肉香同埋糖香。
+
+87
+00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:50,491
+雙兒雙手捧住個托盤，用手臂挭開堂蚊帳。
+
+88
+00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:56,372
+韋小寶見隻碟裏便，有四隻剝開嘅粽，個心好歡喜。
+
+89
+00:08:57,262 --> 00:09:04,323
+實在餓得緊要過頭嘞佢心想：就算係黃䘆蟲蟲啊老子都食咗再講。噉啊攞起筷子就食。
+
+90
+00:09:05,349 --> 00:09:10,700
+入口甘美真係冇得彈啊，佢兩啖就食咗半隻喇，佢話：
+
+91
+00:09:11,387 --> 00:09:15,933
+雙兒，呢啲好似係湖州粽噉，真係好味道嘞。
+
+92
+00:09:17,619 --> 00:09:23,543
+浙江湖州出嘅粽，米軟餡靚，天下無雙啊。
+
+93
+00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:31,998
+揚州啊有間鋪頭專賣湖州粽，麗春院啲嫖客時時叫韋小寶去買。
+
+94
+00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:37,810
+啲種啊用粽葉包住嘅，韋小寶要偷食呢好艱難。
+
+95
+00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:42,853
+但係佢總係喺粽角裏頭啊擳啲米粒出嚟食，咪過下癮都好吖。
+
+96
+00:09:43,932 --> 00:09:47,426
+自從嚟咗北方之後，湖州粽就食唔到嘞。
+
+97
+00:09:48,975 --> 00:09:53,932
+雙兒話：你真係識食嘞，食得出呢啲係湖州粽。
+
+98
+00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:58,799
+韋小寶個口喺度食緊，一面就含含糊糊噉話：
+
+99
+00:09:59,368 --> 00:10:04,000
+呢啲真係湖州粽啊？嗯，呢處點解買到湖州粽嘅？
+
+100
+00:10:04,928 --> 00:10:10,003
+唔係買㗎，係狐狸精，嘿嘿，狐狸精使法術變㗎咋。
+
+101
+00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:13,249
+狐狸精係神通廣大。
+
+102
+00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:19,977
+忽然間諗起章老三佢哋嗰班人，噉又加多一句：壽與天齊啊哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+103
+00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,970
+你慢慢食啦，我去同你熨衣服啊。
+
+104
+00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:28,435
+噉行咗一步，雙兒又問：你怕唔怕啊？
+
+105
+00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:36,640
+韋小寶個心怕就唔係點怕，不過驚呢就驚驚地嘞：誒，你快啲返嚟啊。
+
+106
+00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:39,023
+雙兒應咗佢就行出去嘞。
+
+107
+00:10:40,701 --> 00:10:49,402
+過咗冇幾耐，雙兒攞住一個熨斗入嚟，將佢嘅衫褲攤喺枱面，一面燙衫啊一面陪佢。
+
+108
+00:10:51,055 --> 00:10:56,979
+四隻粽，兩鹹兩甜，韋小寶食咗三隻就點都食唔落嘞。
+
+109
+00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:01,383
+嘿，啲粽啊真係好食喇，係咪你包㗎？
+
+110
+00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:06,746
+雙兒話：係三少奶調味配料，我幫手包嘅啫嘛。
+
+111
+00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:12,660
+韋小寶聽佢把聲係江南口音，心念一動就問佢：
+
+112
+00:11:13,786 --> 00:11:15,394
+你哋係唔係湖州人啊？
+
+113
+00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:19,149
+雙兒遲遲疑疑冇回答。
+
+114
+00:11:20,449 --> 00:11:26,030
+啲衫就熨好喇，韋相公見到三少奶嘅時候自己問佢啦好唔好？
+
+115
+00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,433
+好有咩唔好唧？
+
+116
+00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,987
+噉啊掀起堂蚊帳，睇住佢熨衫。
+
+117
+00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:38,540
+雙兒抬起頭，向佢微微一笑話：你冇着衫啊因住冷親喇。
+
+118
+00:11:39,649 --> 00:11:46,486
+韋小寶忽然間頑皮起嚟，個身一聳，佢話：嗱，我跳出嚟啊，唔着衫都唔會冷親嘅。
+
+119
+00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:55,570
+雙兒吃咗一驚，誰知佢一瀡成個人蜎入被竇連頭殼都入埋去，不禁咭咭聲噉笑起上嚟。
+
+120
+00:11:57,276 --> 00:12:01,848
+過咗一陣，雙兒將熨乾咗嘅衫褲遞入去蚊帳裏便。
+
+121
+00:12:02,824 --> 00:12:05,003
+韋小寶着翻衫褲就落床嘞。
+
+122
+00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:12,210
+雙兒幫佢扣好衫紐，又攞咗一隻木梳，同佢梳頭鬢辮。
+
+123
+00:12:13,569 --> 00:12:18,570
+韋小寶聞到佢身啊有一浸淡淡嘅幽香，個心好歡喜啊佢話：
+
+124
+00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,220
+哎，原來狐狸精係咁好人嘅。
+
+125
+00:12:23,265 --> 00:12:29,141
+雙兒話：咩狐狸精唧？咁難聽，我唔係狐狸精。
+
+126
+00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:34,776
+吖我知喇，要話係大仙，唔能夠講狐狸精㗎。
+
+127
+00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:39,275
+我亦唔係大仙唧，我係個小丫鬟。
+
+128
+00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:46,668
+我係個小太監，你係個小丫鬟，我哋兩個都係服侍人嘅，啱啱係一對。
+
+129
+00:12:47,698 --> 00:12:52,862
+你係服侍皇帝嘅我點能夠同你比吖？一個喺天一個喺地啦。
+
+130
+00:12:53,997 --> 00:12:57,056
+喺傾講個時候，已經鬢好辮嘞。
+
+131
+00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:03,058
+雙兒話：我唔識同男人鬢辮嘅，唔知鬢得啱唔啱呢你睇下。
+
+132
+00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:09,024
+韋小寶將條辮搦到去胸前一睇就話：哎呀，得啊，好靚啊。
+
+133
+00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:13,454
+我最唔鐘意鬢辮㗎嘞，你日日能夠幫我鬢辮就好喇。
+
+134
+00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,561
+我真係冇噉嘅福氣啊。
+
+135
+00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:22,768
+你係大英雄噃，我今日同你鬢一次辮，已經係前世修翻嚟㗎喇。
+
+136
+00:13:23,455 --> 00:13:32,427
+咦唔好咁客氣啦，有你噉樣一位俏佳人同我鬢辮啊，我先至係前世㩧穿咗十七八個大木魚啊。
+
+137
+00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:39,830
+雙兒塊面一紅，低聲話：我講嘅係真心話，你又笑人哋嘅。
+
+138
+00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:42,930
+冇冇冇，我講嘅亦係真心話啫。
+
+139
+00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:50,653
+三少奶話，桂相公如果願意，就唔該你去後堂坐下喎。
+
+140
+00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,036
+好啊，你三少爺唔喺屋企啊？
+
+141
+00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:58,441
+嗯，已經過咗身喇。
+
+142
+00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:05,850
+韋小寶啊即刻想到好多間屋裏便嘅靈堂，個心一寒，唔敢再問喇。
+
+143
+00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:14,630
+噉跟住雙兒嚟到後堂一間小小嘅花廳裏便，坐落之後，雙兒攞咗一杯熱茶畀佢。
+
+144
+00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:20,225
+韋小寶個心十五十六，唔敢再同佢講笑嘞。
+
+145
+00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:34,076
+過咗���陣，聽見腳步聲好輕好慢，喺板壁後便，有一個全身縞素嘅少婦行出嚟，佢話：
+
+146
+00:14:35,455 --> 00:14:37,995
+桂相公一路辛苦喇。
+
+147
+00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:42,527
+講完深深萬福，行禮十分恭敬。
+
+148
+00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:46,140
+韋小寶急忙還禮佢話：唔敢當。
+
+149
+00:14:47,382 --> 00:14:49,470
+桂相公請上座啦。
+
+150
+00:14:51,238 --> 00:15:01,367
+韋小寶見呢個少婦約莫二十六七歲，不施脂粉面色蒼白，雙眼紅一紅，顯然係啱啱喊過嘅。
+
+151
+00:15:02,649 --> 00:15:07,153
+燈光之下見到有個影，噉啊九成九唔係鬼嘞。
+
+152
+00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:10,944
+噉見佢叫自己坐，就話：哦，哦。
+
+153
+00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:14,920
+打側個身，喺張椅處坐落，佢話：
+
+154
+00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:19,534
+三少奶，你嘅湖州粽真係好食啊，多謝你。
+
+155
+00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:27,951
+個少婦話：亡夫姓莊，你稱呼我做三少奶真係唔敢當啊。
+
+156
+00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,236
+桂相公喺宮裏便幾多年喇？
+
+157
+00:15:33,154 --> 00:15:44,573
+韋小寶個心諗：先頭黑麻麻有個女人嚟問我殺鰲拜嘅事，我認咗係我殺嘅，噉佢哋又派個小丫鬟送粽畀我食嘞。
+
+158
+00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:49,194
+嗯，睇嚟呢場賭，自己係算買啱喇。
+
+159
+00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:52,360
+佢話：不過一年幾啫。
+
+160
+00:15:53,585 --> 00:16:02,387
+莊夫人話：桂相公親手殺咗奸相鰲拜嘅經過，能唔能夠同小女子講下呢？
+
+161
+00:16:03,656 --> 00:16:07,720
+韋小寶聽佢將鰲拜叫做奸相咪更加放心嘞。
+
+162
+00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:18,114
+於是就將康熙點樣下令擒拿，鰲拜點樣反抗，班小太監又點樣一擁而上，不過呢就畀佢殺咗幾個人；
+
+163
+00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:24,140
+自己又點樣用香爐灰糝佢雙眼，噉先至捉住佢等等嘅情形講咗。
+
+164
+00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:33,166
+噉啊只係康熙拔刀刺傷佢呢，就講成係自己出其不意，喺鰲拜背脊啊搏命噉刺咗佢一刀。
+
+165
+00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:39,532
+莊夫人粒聲都唔出，只係靜靜噉喺度聽。
+
+166
+00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:53,290
+聽到韋小寶點樣撒香爐灰迷住鰲拜雙眼，用刀刺佢背脊，又用銅香爐𢱕佢個頭而將佢捉住，噉不由得輕輕唞咗個大氣。
+
+167
+00:16:54,025 --> 00:17:02,905
+韋小寶啊聽慣咗講古先生講古，邊處應該停頓，邊處要昂揚，總之就樣樣都恰到好處。
+
+168
+00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:13,160
+何況呢件事佢親身經歷，種種細微曲折嘅地方，講得真係十分詳盡，噉啊再加啲油鹽醬醋。
+
+169
+00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:19,955
+聽佢講呢個古仔啊，怕比佢當時捉拿鰲拜啊仲要驚心動魄啊。
+
+170
+00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:25,089
+莊夫人話：原來係噉樣嘅。
+
+171
+00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:39,219
+外邊啲傳説都係不實不盡啊，話桂相公你武功好使得，同嗰個鰲拜大戰三百個回合，收尾用咗絕招先至將佢制服噉。
+
+172
+00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:48,210
+嗰個鰲拜號稱滿洲第一勇士，桂相公武功再高啊，到底仲係細個吖。
+
+173
+00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:55,944
+韋小寶話：真係打交啊，就算有一百個小桂子啊，亦都唔係呢個奸賊嘅對手啦。
+
+174
+00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,902
+收尾鰲拜又係點樣死嘅呢？
+
+175
+00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:09,548
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個三少奶九成九唔係女鬼，噉就必定係武林人士喇。
+
+176
+00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:18,350
+唔需要講大話嘅時候就千祈唔好講大話，以免辛辛苦苦贏翻嚟嘅錢一鋪牌又輸翻出去。
+
+177
+00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:25,899
+於是老老實實將康熙派佢去睇下鰲拜，撞到天地會嚟攻打康親王府；
+
+178
+00:18:26,432 --> 00:18:35,601
+自己又認錯咗人係鰲拜嘅部屬，就蜎入去囚室，殺咗鰲拜等等嘅情形，一一二二講晒嘞，噉收尾佢話：
+
+179
+00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:41,717
+呢啲人啊，原來係鰲拜嘅對頭，係天地會青木堂嘅英雄好漢啊。
+
+180
+00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:47,920
+佢哋見我殺咗鰲拜，居然對我好客氣噃，話同佢哋報咗大仇喎。
+
+181
+00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:59,124
+桂相公所以得蒙陳總舵主收為弟子，又做咗天地會青木堂香主，原來都係因為噉嘅。
+
+182
+00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:05,730
+韋小寶個心諗：唓你乜都知道嘞，仲問我做乜鬼嘢吖？
+
+183
+00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:14,680
+佢話：其實我都係糊里糊塗㗎咋咩嘢都唔識嘅，做天地會青木堂香主，直情係有名無實啦。
+
+184
+00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:22,926
+事關佢唔知道莊夫人同天地會係咩嘢關係，所以先嚟個模棱兩可再講。
+
+185
+00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,026
+莊夫人諗咗一陣就話：
+
+186
+00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:32,520
+桂相公當時喺監牢裏便殺死鰲拜，用嘅係咩招數呢？
+
+187
+00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:35,514
+可唔��以使出嚟畀我睇下啊？
+
+188
+00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:40,410
+韋小寶見到佢雙眼炯炯有神個心諗：
+
+189
+00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:50,870
+呢個女子好厲害㗎，我如果亂噏一通大吹牛皮，實會穿煲啫，我老老實實為高喇。
+
+190
+00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:55,850
+噉佢即刻企起身話：我又有乜嘢鬼招數吖？
+
+191
+00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:59,232
+噉佢就打咗幾下，然後話：
+
+192
+00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:04,250
+當時我嚇到魂不附體，亂七八糟，噉就係嗰幾下唧。
+
+193
+00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:09,395
+莊夫人岌一岌頭話：桂相公請坐。
+
+194
+00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:12,452
+講完企起身，佢又話：
+
+195
+00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:19,015
+雙兒啊，我哋啲桂花糖點解唔去搦啲嚟請桂相公試下呢？
+
+196
+00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:24,830
+講完，向韋小寶萬福行禮，就行入內堂嘞。
+
+197
+00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:31,388
+韋小寶個心諗：佢請我食糖，梗係冇惡意嘞。
+
+198
+00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:39,515
+不過呢個三少奶雖然睇嚟唔似女鬼啊，亦講唔定佢道行高鬼氣唔露呢？
+
+199
+00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:49,960
+雙兒行入內堂，捧咗一隻青花高腳瓷碟出嚟，碟裏便裝咗好多桂花糖同埋松子糖，佢話：
+
+200
+00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,147
+桂相公，食糖啦。
+
+201
+00:20:54,268 --> 00:20:58,066
+將隻瓷碟放喺枱面，就行翻入去內堂嘞。
+
+202
+00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:06,661
+韋小寶坐喺花廳，食咗唔少桂花糖同松子糖，一味望快啲天光。
+
+203
+00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:14,076
+過咗好耐，忽然間，聽見啲衣服嘶嘶沙沙噉聲。
+
+204
+00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:23,350
+門啊、窗啊、屏風啊後便，多咗好多雙眼，偷偷地喺度裝佢，似乎都係女子嘅眼睛。
+
+205
+00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:29,709
+黑麻麻好難分辨係人定係鬼啊，睇到佢啊心都寒晒。
+
+206
+00:21:31,486 --> 00:21:36,458
+忽然間聽見一個蒼老嘅女子聲音，喺屏風門外便話：
+
+207
+00:21:37,656 --> 00:21:51,505
+桂相公，你殺咗奸賊鰲拜，為我哋各家報咗血海深仇，大恩大德，唔知點樣報答啊。
+
+208
+00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:58,434
+屏風門一打開，外便幾十個白衣女子一齊跪晒喺地。
+
+209
+00:21:59,256 --> 00:22:02,179
+韋小寶吃咗一驚啊連忙答禮。
+
+210
+00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:07,542
+聽見啲女子喺地下咚咚咚噉叩頭，佢亦都叩頭。
+
+211
+00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:18,983
+道屏風門忽然閂翻埋喇，嗰老婦人話：恩公唔使多禮，未亡人唔敢當啊。
+
+212
+00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:24,460
+講完，聽見屏風門外便班女子大聲噉喊起上嚟。
+
+213
+00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,855
+韋小寶毛骨悚然啊。
+
+214
+00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:35,274
+過咗一陣，哭泣個聲音漸漸去遠咗，呢啲女子呢就散嘞。
+
+215
+00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:39,263
+佢又好似發場夢噉啊，佢諗：
+
+216
+00:22:40,003 --> 00:22:45,028
+到底係人呢定係鬼啊？誒睇起上嚟，睇起上嚟。
+
+217
+00:22:46,422 --> 00:22:50,146
+過咗一陣，莊夫人喺內堂出嚟佢話：
+
+218
+00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,342
+桂相公，你唔使慌嘅。
+
+219
+00:22:55,544 --> 00:23:00,481
+住喺呢處嘅人，都係畀鰲拜害死嘅忠臣義士嘅遺屬。
+
+220
+00:23:01,619 --> 00:23:08,848
+大家知道桂相公殺咗鰲拜，為我哋報咗大仇，都好感謝桂相公嘅恩德啊。
+
+221
+00:23:10,111 --> 00:23:14,384
+噉樣莊三爺亦都係，誒，誒畀鰲拜害死㗎啦？
+
+222
+00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,111
+係。
+
+223
+00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:30,750
+呢處人人泣血痛心，日夜都等住機會報仇，想唔到呢個奸賊，惡貫滿盈得咁快，竟然死喺桂相公嘅手下。
+
+224
+00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:35,364
+哦我有咩功勞唧？不過係撞啱㗎啫。
+
+225
+00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:41,225
+呢陣時，雙兒將韋小寶嗰個包袱捧翻出嚟放喺枱面嘞。
+
+226
+00:23:41,861 --> 00:23:46,862
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,017 --> 00:00:03,523
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,607 --> 00:00:09,958
+話説雙兒將韋小寶嗰個包袱捧咗出嚟放喺枱面。
+
+3
+00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:19,335
+莊夫人話：桂相公，你嘅大恩大德，實在難以報答。
+
+4
+00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:27,460
+本應係好好款待至係嘅，不過我哋都係守寡嘅人有啲唔方便。
+
+5
+00:00:28,841 --> 00:00:39,159
+噉大家商量，想話送啲薄禮聊表寸心啦，但係桂相公行囊豐足，帶住咁多錢喺身邊。
+
+6
+00:00:40,491 --> 00:00:45,053
+我哋鄉下地方，又有咩嘢係桂相公睇得上眼嘅呢？
+
+7
+00:00:46,277 --> 00:00:55,319
+至於武功，桂相公係天地會陳總舵主嘅及門弟子，叻過我哋啲淺薄功夫好多嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,014
+唉噉真係為難喇。
+
+9
+00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:05,230
+唔使客氣。只係我想問下，誒我嗰幾位同伴佢哋去咗邊處呢？
+
+10
+00:01:06,679 --> 00:01:08,502
+莊夫人諗咗一陣就話：
+
+11
+00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,481
+既然問到咯，本來唔敢唔回答嘅。
+
+12
+00:01:14,503 --> 00:01:18,464
+但係恩公知道咗之後，恐怕有損無益。
+
+13
+00:01:19,631 --> 00:01:26,300
+呢幾位係恩公個朋友，我哋一定竭盡所能，唔畀人傷害佢哋就係嘞。
+
+14
+00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:30,464
+佢哋以後，就可以再同恩公見面㗎喇。
+
+15
+00:01:31,952 --> 00:01:35,579
+韋小寶估計再問亦係冇用㗎嘞，噉就唔出聲。
+
+16
+00:01:36,481 --> 00:01:41,315
+擔高頭望下個窗個心諗：點解仲未天光嘅？
+
+17
+00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:45,517
+莊夫人啊似乎明白佢嘅心意嘞佢問：
+
+18
+00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,428
+恩公聽日要去邊處啊？
+
+19
+00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:57,212
+韋小寶心諗：我同嗰個章老三嘅對答，佢都怕聽到晒㗎喇，呃佢唔過嘅。
+
+20
+00:01:57,964 --> 00:02:01,219
+噉佢話：我要去山西五台山啊。
+
+21
+00:02:02,511 --> 00:02:08,469
+呢度去五台山條路好遠㗎，怕沿途仲會有啲風波。
+
+22
+00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:13,983
+我哋想送一件禮物畀恩公，請你唔好推卻啊。
+
+23
+00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:18,775
+哦，人哋好意送嘢畀我，我係從來都冇話唔收㗎。
+
+24
+00:02:19,741 --> 00:02:20,880
+噉好極嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:23,360
+佢指住雙兒話：
+
+26
+00:02:24,421 --> 00:02:30,024
+呢個小丫鬟雙兒，跟咗我好多年，做事都幾妥當嘅。
+
+27
+00:02:30,571 --> 00:02:35,729
+我哋就送咗畀恩公，請你帶埋去啦，以後就服侍恩公嘞。
+
+28
+00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:44,593
+韋小寶真係又驚又喜啊，想唔到佢話送一件禮物畀自己，竟然係一個人。
+
+29
+00:02:45,509 --> 00:02:51,535
+啱先雙兒服侍自己，燙衫、鬢辮，就慳咗自己唔少功夫。
+
+30
+00:02:52,796 --> 00:03:00,384
+如果有噉樣一個又美貌又乖巧嘅小丫鬟喺身邊陪住自己，確係好快活㗎。
+
+31
+00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:12,827
+但係呢次去五台山，就未必太平無事，只有隨機應變至得嘅，帶住個小丫鬟就十分唔方便嘅噃，佢話：
+
+32
+00:03:13,865 --> 00:03:21,093
+莊夫人送呢件重禮畀我真係多謝到極喇，只不過，誒只不過。
+
+33
+00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:26,846
+佢見到雙兒耷低個頭，正喺度睇緊自己。
+
+34
+00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:33,700
+佢眼光一射過去，雙兒連忙擰轉頭，即刻塊面呢都紅晒。
+
+35
+00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:39,094
+莊夫人話：唔知恩公有咩為難嘅地方呢？
+
+36
+00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:50,082
+我去五台山，要做個事呢多數係，係誒，誒好唔容易嘅，帶住呢位姑娘，恐怕唔方便啊。
+
+37
+00:03:51,297 --> 00:04:01,924
+噉就唔使擔心，雙兒年紀雖然係細，但係身手都幾靈便嘅，唔會成為恩公嘅累贅嘅，你即管放心啦。
+
+38
+00:04:03,303 --> 00:04:14,549
+韋小寶又睇咗雙兒一眼，見佢嘅眼神流露出好願跟自己去噉，就笑住問佢：雙兒，你願唔願意跟我去啊？
+
+39
+00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:25,464
+雙兒耷低個頭細細聲話：三少奶叫我服侍相公，梗係，梗係要聽三少奶嘅吩咐啦。
+
+40
+00:04:26,702 --> 00:04:30,370
+噉你自己願唔願意呢？會有危險㗎噃。
+
+41
+00:04:31,449 --> 00:04:32,840
+我唔怕危險嘅。
+
+42
+00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:37,409
+你答咗我第二句説話，冇答第一句啊。
+
+43
+00:04:37,871 --> 00:04:43,873
+你唔怕危險，只不過係夫人將你送咗畀我啫，你嘅心係唔願意嘅係唔係啊？
+
+44
+00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:53,111
+夫人對我好好嘅，相公對我莊家又有大恩，夫人叫我服侍相公我一定盡心嘅。
+
+45
+00:04:53,777 --> 00:05:01,692
+相公待我好係我條命好，待我唔好呢，係我，係我條命苦啫。
+
+46
+00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:06,192
+哈哈哈哈哈，你條命好好嘅唔會命苦嘅。
+
+47
+00:05:07,135 --> 00:05:08,725
+雙兒個心就歡喜嘞。
+
+48
+00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:17,960
+莊夫人話：雙兒啊，你叩個頭畀相公，以後你就係桂相公嘅人喇。
+
+49
+00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:26,006
+雙兒擔高個頭，忽然間眼圈都紅晒，噉啊先跪低叩頭畀莊夫人。
+
+50
+00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:32,470
+三少奶，我，我。
+
+51
+00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:35,620
+講咗兩個我字就喊起嚟。
+
+52
+00:05:36,808 --> 00:05:49,851
+莊夫人摸住佢頭髮話：桂相公少年英雄，年紀輕輕就已經名揚天下喇，你要好好地服侍相公，嗯。
+
+53
+00:05:51,139 --> 00:05:53,985
+佢應承過好好噉待你嘅。
+
+54
+00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:55,759
+係。
+
+55
+00:05:56,618 --> 00:06:00,398
+雙兒擰轉身，向韋小寶跪低叩頭。
+
+56
+00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:03,436
+韋小寶話：唔使客氣。
+
+57
+00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:11,830
+扶翻佢起身，打開個包袱，攞咗一串明珠出嚟笑住話：算係我嘅見面禮啦。
+
+58
+00:06:12,737 --> 00:06:20,883
+個心諗：呢串明珠啊，至少都值得三四千兩銀，要嚟買丫鬟啊買幾十個都得喇。
+
+59
+00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:26,582
+不過幾十個丫鬟加埋一齊，都唔及得呢個雙兒咁可愛。
+
+60
+00:06:27,974 --> 00:06:31,900
+噉雙兒接過串珍珠就話：多謝相公。
+
+61
+00:06:32,665 --> 00:06:34,034
+就掛喺條頸處嘞。
+
+62
+00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:42,020
+莊夫人話：恩公去五台山，唔知係打算明查定係暗訪呢？
+
+63
+00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,499
+噉梗係暗訪㗎啦。
+
+64
+00:06:45,899 --> 00:06:55,114
+五台山各處廟宇，有青廟黃廟，好多卧虎藏龍個人物㗎，相公務請小心啊。
+
+65
+00:06:56,155 --> 00:07:00,867
+青廟，係和尚寺；黃廟，係喇嘛廟。
+
+66
+00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:04,821
+韋小寶話：係，多謝吩咐。
+
+67
+00:07:05,203 --> 00:07:09,631
+不過你叫我做恩公，真係唔敢當啊，你叫我做小寶得嘞。
+
+68
+00:07:10,719 --> 00:07:12,450
+噉就唔敢當。
+
+69
+00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:20,341
+莊夫人企起身話：一路珍重啊，原諒我呢個未亡人唔送你喇。
+
+70
+00:07:21,602 --> 00:07:27,653
+雙兒，你出咗呢道門之後，就唔係莊家嘅人喇。
+
+71
+00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:34,467
+以後你講咩嘢説話，做咩嘢事，一概同舊主無涉。
+
+72
+00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:40,810
+你如果喺外便胡作非為，我莊家就唔能夠庇護你喇。
+
+73
+00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:45,875
+講呢句説話嘅時候，神情非常之鄭重。
+
+74
+00:07:46,893 --> 00:07:48,132
+雙兒應咗佢。
+
+75
+00:07:48,983 --> 00:07:53,101
+莊夫人又向韋小寶行禮，然後就行咗入去嘞。
+
+76
+00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:56,373
+個天漸漸光嘞。
+
+77
+00:07:57,718 --> 00:08:02,914
+雙兒入去攞咗個包袱出嚟，噉啊連埋韋小寶嘅包袱一齊孭起。
+
+78
+00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:06,070
+韋小寶話：我哋走喇。
+
+79
+00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:07,806
+哦。
+
+80
+00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:14,255
+雙兒耷低個頭，神情悽慘，不歇噉望去後堂嗰便。
+
+81
+00:08:15,487 --> 00:08:19,175
+佢同莊夫人分別，真係戀戀不捨啊。
+
+82
+00:08:20,308 --> 00:08:24,179
+佢雙眼紅一紅，啱先一定係喊過㗎。
+
+83
+00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:30,280
+話説韋小寶行出大門，雙兒跟喺佢後便。
+
+84
+00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:35,808
+當其時大雨啊已經停咗嘞，但係水汽極重。
+
+85
+00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:43,924
+行咗一百幾十步，捩轉頭睇下，只見一片白濛濛，間大屋都睇唔見嘞。
+
+86
+00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,020
+韋小寶歎一啖氣佢話：
+
+87
+00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:51,302
+哎，尋晚嘅事啊真係好似發夢噉。
+
+88
+00:08:52,057 --> 00:08:56,555
+雙兒，夫人最後同你講嗰幾句説話係咩意思啊？
+
+89
+00:08:57,852 --> 00:09:06,993
+三少奶話：我以後只係服侍相公你一個人，唔理講乜嘢做乜嘢，都同佢莊家冇關係喎。
+
+90
+00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:13,532
+噉，噉我嗰啲同伴到底去咗邊處，你可以講畀我聽啦。
+
+91
+00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:15,252
+係。
+
+92
+00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:20,531
+相公嗰啲同伴，本來都畀我哋救翻出嚟㗎喇。
+
+93
+00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:24,431
+章老三同佢嗰班手下我哋都捉住佢哋嘞。
+
+94
+00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:30,509
+但係收尾神龍教嚟咗個厲害人物，冚𠾴唥都搶走晒。
+
+95
+00:09:31,118 --> 00:09:36,254
+三少奶話，我哋都係女流之輩，同嗰啲男人打好唔方便喎。
+
+96
+00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:44,347
+同時，亦未必打得贏，噉啊暫時由得佢哋先，另外託人去救你嗰幾位同伴喎。
+
+97
+00:09:45,222 --> 00:09:52,107
+神龍教啲人見我哋退讓咯，就走咗喇，臨走嘅時候，仲講咗幾句客氣話添。
+
+98
+00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:59,864
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，不過佢對方怡同沐劍屏嘅處境都幾擔心。
+
+99
+00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:07,757
+雙兒話：三少奶對神龍教嘅首領話，千祈唔能夠傷害你嗰幾位同伴啊。
+
+100
+00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:12,307
+噉嗰��人親口應承咗嘅，相公唔使擔心嘅。
+
+101
+00:10:13,549 --> 00:10:21,073
+唉，神龍教呢啲傢伙啊，就怕講嘢好似放屁噉，唉不過都冇法子啦。
+
+102
+00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:23,611
+三少奶會唔會武功㗎？
+
+103
+00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:27,574
+會啊，唔止會仲好叻添噃。
+
+104
+00:10:28,104 --> 00:10:29,090
+係咩？
+
+105
+00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:38,574
+睇佢連風都吹得跌嘅人，點解武功會好叻㗎？如果佢武功好叻啊，噉三少爺啊點會畀鰲拜殺死呢？
+
+106
+00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:46,417
+老太爺、三少爺佢哋遇害嘅時候，我哋幾十家人冇一個會武功㗎。
+
+107
+00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:57,095
+嗰陣時啲男人都畀鰲拜捉咗去北京殺頭，女人呢要充軍去寧古塔，話要畀啲咩嘢披甲人做奴婢喎。
+
+108
+00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:08,331
+好彩喺半路遇到救星，殺死咗解差，將我哋幾十家人嘅女子都救晒出嚟，安排喺呢度居住，又教會咗三少奶佢哋本事嘞。
+
+109
+00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,231
+韋小寶啊漸漸明白喇噉就。
+
+110
+00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:16,216
+當其時，天已經光晒嘞。
+
+111
+00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:24,028
+東方朝陽初上，一晚大雨，將青山樹林啊洗到青翠欲滴。
+
+112
+00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:30,011
+韋小寶直到而家先至完全唔疑心尋晚見到嘅係女鬼。
+
+113
+00:11:31,062 --> 00:11:39,177
+佢問：你哋間屋裏便擺咗咁多靈牌，嗰啲都係畀鰲拜害死嘅各位老爺同少爺喇？
+
+114
+00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:45,714
+係啊，我哋隱居喺深山裏便，從來唔同外便啲人來往嘅。
+
+115
+00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:53,787
+附近啲鄉下人，有啲好奇㗎咯噃，噉過嚟探頭探腦，我哋總係裝神扮鬼嚇走佢哋。
+
+116
+00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:58,963
+所以大家話呢間係鬼屋，噉近一年喇，邊個都唔敢入嚟喇。
+
+117
+00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:02,173
+想唔到相公尋晚會嚟。
+
+118
+00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:08,173
+三少奶話，我哋大仇未報，一切都必須十分隱蔽先好。
+
+119
+00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:15,808
+靈堂牌位上面寫住遇難嘅老爺、少爺嘅名，如果畀外人見到啊，就好唔妥㗎喇。
+
+120
+00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:19,082
+相公尋晚問起我我唔敢講。
+
+121
+00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:28,147
+不過三少奶話，從今以後我只係服侍相公唧，同莊家冇咗關係㗎喇，噉我就乜嘢都唔瞞你喇。
+
+122
+00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:36,503
+好，我都講畀你聽，我真名呢叫做韋小寶，咩桂公公啊係假名嚟㗎啫。
+
+123
+00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:39,638
+你係我韋家嘅人，唔係桂家嘅人啊。
+
+124
+00:12:40,699 --> 00:12:44,485
+相公連真名都同我講咗，我唔會洩漏嘅。
+
+125
+00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:50,907
+我呢個真名亦唔係咩大秘密嚟嘅天地會裏便嘅兄弟，好多人都知道㗎。
+
+126
+00:12:52,109 --> 00:12:59,559
+係喇相公啊，神龍教嗰啲人同你哋打鬥嘅時候，三少奶佢哋喺出便睇熱鬧。
+
+127
+00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:03,528
+見到佢哋會唸咒，嘰裏咕嚕嘰裏咕嚕噉啊。
+
+128
+00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:09,480
+洪教主神通廣大，壽與天齊，呢啲咒啊我都會唸。
+
+129
+00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:17,204
+三少奶話，佢個嘴係噉唸咒，暗中呢，一定仲喺度使咩第啲法術嘅。
+
+130
+00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:22,345
+如果唔係啊，唔會突然間一唸咒，佢哋啲功夫就叻咗幾倍。
+
+131
+00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:33,664
+收尾嗰個章老三同你講嘢，三少奶就喺窗外便聽嘞噃，噉其他啲人呢就整熄咗大廳嘅燈，用漁網將成班人都捉咗喇。
+
+132
+00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:38,219
+咩嘢話？用漁網嚟捉人啊，哎呀妙啊。
+
+133
+00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:47,759
+三少奶話：嗰個章老三嘅武功，都冇咩咁叻嘅，就佢妖法厲害啫嘛，所以冇同佢正面打。
+
+134
+00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:51,950
+一引咗佢出嚟，就熄咗眼燈，漁網噉樣一笠。
+
+135
+00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,495
+捉到隻老烏龜。
+
+136
+00:13:55,555 --> 00:13:57,341
+雙兒笑咗一笑就話：
+
+137
+00:13:58,219 --> 00:14:02,511
+喺山後便有個湖，我哋夜晚係時時去捉魚嘅。
+
+138
+00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:09,271
+我哋喺湖州嘅時候，莊家大屋靠近太湖，嗰個湖啊好大㗎。
+
+139
+00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:14,254
+嗰陣時我哋莊家漁船好多，咪租畀啲漁夫打魚。
+
+140
+00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:18,966
+三少奶佢哋見過漁夫撒網捉魚嘅法子。
+
+141
+00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:24,998
+你哋果然係湖州人，唔怪得啲湖州粽整得咁好食啦。
+
+142
+00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:29,866
+係喇，三少爺到底係點樣畀鰲拜害死㗎？
+
+143
+00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:34,272
+三少奶話，係叫做文字獄喎。
+
+144
+00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:38,202
+蚊子肉？蚊都有肉嘅咩？
+
+145
+00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:42,889
+唔係蚊子啊，係文字，即係寫嗰啲字呢。
+
+146
+00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:53,631
+我哋少爺係讀書人，學問好好嘅，佢雙眼盲咗之後寫咗一部書，書裏便，有鬧滿洲人嘅説話。
+
+147
+00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:59,596
+嘖嘖嘖嘖嘖，哎呀真係叻喇，盲咗雙眼仲會寫文章寫書添啊？
+
+148
+00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:08,081
+我雙眼就冇盲，不過見到人哋寫嘅字啊都係唔識嘅，我呢個人呢就叫做，誒開眼盲公。
+
+149
+00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:14,820
+老太太時時都話，而家世情唔好，仲係唔識字嘅好啊。
+
+150
+00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:25,921
+我哋住埋一齊呢幾户人家，每一位遇難嘅老爺、少爺，個個都係學士才子，個個嘅文章都係天下聞名㗎。
+
+151
+00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:30,463
+就係因為寫文章，噉先至寫出大禍啫嘛。
+
+152
+00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:42,238
+不過三少奶話：清廷唔准我哋漢人讀書寫文章，我哋偏偏要讀，偏偏要寫，等佢哋唔好咁稱心如意喎。
+
+153
+00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:45,042
+噉你會唔會寫文章啊？
+
+154
+00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:50,134
+相公真係會講笑㗎啫，妹仔釘點會寫文章吖？
+
+155
+00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:54,114
+三少奶教我讀書，不過讀咗七八本啫嘛。
+
+156
+00:15:54,664 --> 00:16:01,698
+嘩你讀咗七八本書啊？噉就叻過我好多咯，我不過識得七八個字咋。
+
+157
+00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:06,386
+相公唔鐘意讀書，老太太一定鐘意你啫。
+
+158
+00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:10,390
+佢話一到咗清朝啊，敗家仔先至讀書嘅啫。
+
+159
+00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:18,966
+嘿冇錯喇，我睇鰲拜嗰個嘢呢，亦唔係點識字嘅啫，實係嗰啲托大腳嘅人，講畀佢聽㗎咋。
+
+160
+00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:27,712
+噉唔係，我哋少爺寫嗰部書叫做咩明史，書裏頭啊，有鬧滿清人嘅説話。
+
+161
+00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:33,341
+有個壞人叫做吳之榮噃，噉攞咗部書去鰲拜嗰處告發。
+
+162
+00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:42,089
+事情一搞大咗啊，害死咗幾百人喇，連賣書嘅書店事頭、買書嚟睇嘅人，都捉咗去殺頭啊。
+
+163
+00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:47,199
+相公，你喺北京城，有冇見過呢個吳之榮啊？
+
+164
+00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:50,827
+冇，不過慢慢搵啦，總搵得到嘅。
+
+165
+00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,382
+啊雙兒，我想攞你換一個人唧。
+
+166
+00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:01,318
+雙兒吃咗一驚嘞話：你，你要攞我去送畀人啊？
+
+167
+00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,395
+唔係送畀人，係換一個人。
+
+168
+00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,119
+雙兒嘅眼圈都紅晒喇，差唔多要喊出嚟咁滯。
+
+169
+00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:13,197
+咩嘢，咩嘢換一個人唧？
+
+170
+00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:19,696
+你三少奶啊將你送咗畀我吖，咁大一份禮你話點報答好呢？
+
+171
+00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:28,186
+所以我要想法子將吳之榮嗰個嘢捉翻嚟，送畀你三少奶，噉啊呢份禮物都差唔多喇。
+
+172
+00:17:29,563 --> 00:17:33,555
+雙兒噉就笑翻喇，用隻手輕輕拍下個心口話：
+
+173
+00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:38,495
+哎呀你嚇咗我一大跳，我同估相公唔要我添噃。
+
+174
+00:17:39,488 --> 00:17:42,027
+你怕我唔要你就急成噉嘅樣啊？
+
+175
+00:17:42,698 --> 00:17:51,553
+你唔使擔心嘅，人哋就係將金山、銀山、珍珠山、寶石山堆喺我面前，都換唔到你去嘅。
+
+176
+00:17:54,627 --> 00:18:01,936
+話說韋小寶同雙兒行下傾下，冇幾耐，就行咗幾里路，嚟到一個市鎮。
+
+177
+00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,652
+噉兩個人搵咗間面鋪入去打尖。
+
+178
+00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:10,728
+韋小寶坐落之後，雙兒就企喺旁邊侍候佢。
+
+179
+00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:15,801
+韋小寶話：唔好咁客氣啦，坐低一齊食啦。
+
+180
+00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:23,076
+雙兒話：唔得，我點能夠同相公一枱食嘢呢？太過冇規矩喇噉樣。
+
+181
+00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:29,770
+理佢咩規矩唔規矩吖，我話得就得，等我食完你先再食幾嘥時間喇。
+
+182
+00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:37,460
+相公一食完我哋就走，我買啲饅頭，一便行一便食就得嘞，唔會嘥時間嘅。
+
+183
+00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:44,370
+唉，我有個怪脾氣，一個人食嘢呢，個肚實痛㗎噃。
+
+184
+00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:49,617
+如果冇人陪埋我一齊食，等陣我肚痛起上嚟就慘咯。
+
+185
+00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:56,565
+雙兒甜甜噉笑一笑，唯有攞張橋凳嚟，打斜噉喺枱角坐落。
+
+186
+00:18:58,332 --> 00:19:04,824
+韋小寶一碗麵先至食得幾啖唧，只見有三個西藏喇嘛行入間麵鋪。
+
+187
+00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:09,729
+坐落之後就猛咁嗌夥記：攞麵嚟，攞麵嚟啊！
+
+188
+00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:18,508
+有個喇嘛見到雙兒條頸嗰串明珠，即刻用手踭撞下個同伴，努下個嘴叫佢哋睇下。
+
+189
+00:19:19,577 --> 00:19:24,775
+嗰兩個人一睇，當堂流口水，就目不轉睛盯住嗰串珍珠嘞。
+
+190
+00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:29,971
+韋小寶個心諗：弊嘞弊嘞，呢三個嘢想攔路打劫。
+
+191
+00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:41,568
+噉啊即刻攞出一塊碎銀，叫夥記幫佢請一架大車，匆匆忙忙食完麵，上咗大車，吩咐車夫向西便快啲跑。
+
+192
+00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:46,011
+跑咗幾里路，聽見後便有馬蹄聲嘞。
+
+193
+00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:53,951
+韋小寶捩轉頭望下後便，果然見到嗰三名喇嘛騎馬追住嚟，佢就同雙兒話：
+
+194
+00:19:54,658 --> 00:20:00,259
+嗰三個衰人要搶你串珍珠啊，畀咗佢哋算喇，第日我另外買一串珍珠畀你。
+
+195
+00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:04,700
+雙兒話：哦，不過亦唔使送嘅。
+
+196
+00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:11,105
+呢個時候，只聽見嗰三個喇嘛大聲叫：停車，停車啊！
+
+197
+00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,484
+噉車夫就勒停隻騾仔嘞。
+
+198
+00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:19,381
+三名喇嘛縱馬上去，攔住個大車。
+
+199
+00:20:20,027 --> 00:20:23,160
+一句人話：兩個細路落車啦！
+
+200
+00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:28,010
+雙兒將嗰串珍珠除咗落嚟，遞出去話：
+
+201
+00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:33,903
+你哋睇中咗呢串珍珠，相公話送咗畀你哋喎，噉就攞去啦。
+
+202
+00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:43,029
+一名又肥又大嘅喇嘛伸隻大手出嚟，就唔接珍珠，一揦就揦住雙兒隻手，想拉佢出去外便。
+
+203
+00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:47,188
+韋小寶急嘞：誒要錢仲有錢啊，唔好逳手啊。
+
+204
+00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:54,455
+只見黃影一閃，嗰個喇嘛飛身而起，跳咗上半天，就向後飛咗出去。
+
+205
+00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:58,930
+韋小寶個心話：嘩嗨乜咁好功夫㗎？
+
+206
+00:20:59,847 --> 00:21:09,811
+只見佢個身一落，原來係頭下腳上，啪一聲，成個人舂咗入去泥湴處，一直嚟到胸前，雙腳就亂咁舞。
+
+207
+00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:16,984
+另外兩個喇嘛呢嘰裏呱啦嘰裏呱啦亂咁叫，衝過去將佢喺泥湴處掹翻出嚟。
+
+208
+00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:21,391
+嗰個喇嘛成面都係濕泥狼狽到無比。
+
+209
+00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:28,913
+好彩尋晚呢落咗成晚大雨，浸到路邊啲泥都軟晒，噉嗰個喇嘛先至冇受傷唧。
+
+210
+00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:33,951
+韋小寶哈哈大笑同個車夫話：仲唔快啲走。
+
+211
+00:21:34,746 --> 00:21:40,665
+雙兒揸住串珍珠問韋小寶：相公，串珍珠仲畀唔畀佢哋啊？
+
+212
+00:21:41,697 --> 00:21:48,692
+韋小寶仲未回答，只見三名喇嘛都拔出鋼刀，惡死楞瞪噉追上嚟。
+
+213
+00:21:49,464 --> 00:21:58,835
+雙兒啊攞咗車夫嗰條鞭，向外一捹，捲住一個喇嘛揸住嗰把鋼刀，條鞭一縮，左手就接住把刀嘞。
+
+214
+00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:05,100
+右手就將鞭捹出去，一捲，將第二個喇嘛揸住嗰把鋼刀亦搶咗過去。
+
+215
+00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:10,021
+第三個喇嘛嚇到叫咗一聲：哎呀！噉就唔追嘞噃。
+
+216
+00:22:11,088 --> 00:22:20,023
+但係雙兒條鞭呢又捹出去嘞，不過呢次呢捲住佢條頸，一拉將佢拉到架車前便，一手攞住佢把鋼刀。
+
+217
+00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:27,271
+嗰個喇嘛喉嚨畀條鞭勒住，眼坦坦伸出條脷，塊面呢一啲血色都冇。
+
+218
+00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:33,852
+嗰兩名喇嘛呢，一左一右向雙兒進攻，想去救翻佢嘅同伴。
+
+219
+00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:44,166
+雙兒就企起身，左腳企喺車沿上便，飛起右腳，踢中兩名喇嘛頭上嘅穴道，即刻就𢴈喺地暈咗。
+
+220
+00:22:45,038 --> 00:22:49,954
+佢又松翻開佢條鞭，嗰個喇嘛呢因為窒息好耐啊，亦都暈埋嘞。
+
+221
+00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:58,105
+韋小寶歡喜到極喇，跳起身嚟大叫話：雙兒你真係叻㗎喇，原來你功夫咁使得嘅。
+
+222
+00:22:58,946 --> 00:23:04,229
+雙兒微微一笑話：冇乜嘢吖，係呢三個惡人唔中用啫。
+
+223
+00:23:05,028 --> 00:23:07,991
+早知係噉樣啊，我就唔使擔心咁耐咯。
+
+224
+00:23:08,832 --> 00:23:13,450
+韋小寶跳落架車，喺一名喇嘛個身處踢咗一腳問佢：
+
+225
+00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,299
+你哋嚟做咩嘢啊？
+
+226
+00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:19,102
+但係嗰個喇嘛呢，仲係暈咗未醒。
+
+227
+00:23:19,378 --> 00:23:23,957
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,009 --> 00:00:03,468
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,883 --> 00:00:13,004
+話說雙兒喺個喇嘛條腰處踢咗一腳，嗰個喇嘛呻吟一聲醒翻嘞。
+
+3
+00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:18,033
+雙兒話：相公問你哋係做咩嘢㗎？
+
+4
+00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:25,508
+嗰個喇嘛話：姑娘係，誒姑娘係，誒係唔係會仙法㗎？
+
+5
+00:00:26,807 --> 00:00:29,110
+快啲講，你哋係做咩嘢嘅？
+
+6
+00:00:30,353 --> 00:00:36,019
+我哋，誒我哋係，五台山菩薩頂，大文殊寺嘅喇嘛。
+
+7
+00:00:36,743 --> 00:00:39,877
+咩嘢喇嘛唔喇嘛唧，亂咁講。
+
+8
+00:00:40,512 --> 00:00:43,780
+韋小寶話：喇嘛係西藏個和尚啊。
+
+9
+00:00:44,466 --> 00:00:46,837
+哦，原來你哋係和尚。
+
+10
+00:00:47,597 --> 00:00:50,153
+雙兒喺佢身上輕輕踢咗一腳話：
+
+11
+00:00:50,995 --> 00:00:53,073
+係和尚又唔剃光頭嘅？
+
+12
+00:00:54,112 --> 00:00:57,558
+嗰個喇嘛話：我哋係喇嘛，唔係和尚。
+
+13
+00:00:58,527 --> 00:01:00,798
+咩話，你仲咁硬頸？
+
+14
+00:01:01,389 --> 00:01:03,736
+相公話你係和尚就係和尚。
+
+15
+00:01:04,669 --> 00:01:08,048
+雙兒喺佢條腰嘅天豁穴又踢咗一腳。
+
+16
+00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:18,706
+哎呀，個喇嘛直情痛到入骨啊，忍唔住大聲咁嗌，點知越嚟越痛，嗌得越嚟越犀利。
+
+17
+00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:28,017
+另外嗰兩個喇嘛慢慢醒咗嘞，聽見佢鬼殺咁嘈都驚起上嚟，一齊用藏語問佢：
+
+18
+00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:31,551
+嗰個喇嘛講咗，噉跟住用漢語話：
+
+19
+00:01:31,995 --> 00:01:41,693
+我，我係和尚，哎呀，我係和尚，姑娘話我，誒誒，話我係咩嘢，就係咩嘢啦，誒唔該你，唔該你快啲同我，解咗穴道。
+
+20
+00:01:42,923 --> 00:01:47,197
+本姑娘講嘅唔算數，相公講嘅先算數。
+
+21
+00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,960
+相公，你話佢係乜嘢啊？
+
+22
+00:01:50,648 --> 00:01:54,054
+韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿嘿，我話佢係個師姑。
+
+23
+00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:59,359
+個喇嘛實在忍唔住喇就話：我係師姑，誒我係師姑啊。
+
+24
+00:02:00,226 --> 00:02:02,997
+韋小寶同雙兒都哈哈大笑。
+
+25
+00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:10,780
+雙兒用左腳喺佢條頸下便嘅氣户穴，輕輕一踢，嗰個喇嘛即刻就唔痛嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:11,455 --> 00:02:15,658
+但係佢呢仲不停咁大叫：我係師姑，我係師姑。
+
+27
+00:02:17,223 --> 00:02:23,620
+韋小寶忍住笑問佢：你哋係出家人，點解要嚟搶我哋嘅財物啊？
+
+28
+00:02:24,587 --> 00:02:28,145
+嗰個喇嘛話：小人該死，下次唔敢嘞。
+
+29
+00:02:28,808 --> 00:02:30,439
+你仲想下次啊？
+
+30
+00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:34,745
+我話過唔敢，就係唔敢嘞，再過一百年都唔敢嘞。
+
+31
+00:02:36,192 --> 00:02:39,117
+你哋唔喺廟裏頭念經落山嚟做咩啊？
+
+32
+00:02:39,912 --> 00:02:43,274
+係，誒，係師父派我哋落山嘅。
+
+33
+00:02:44,382 --> 00:02:46,966
+你師父派你落山嚟搶金銀珠寶啊？
+
+34
+00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:50,732
+哦唔唔唔，唔，唔係，誒我哋要去北京。
+
+35
+00:02:51,142 --> 00:02:56,424
+啱啱講到呢度，另外一名肥肥大大嘅喇嘛咳咗一聲。
+
+36
+00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:05,486
+韋小寶擸咗佢一眼，只見嗰個喇嘛猛咁打眼色，顯然係示意同伴唔好吐露真情。
+
+37
+00:03:06,951 --> 00:03:14,269
+韋小寶本來以為呢啲喇嘛見財起心，恃強搶劫，噉亦唔係算咩緊要嘅事。
+
+38
+00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:21,779
+滿洲人崇信喇嘛，皇宮裏便做法事實係請喇嘛嚟念經嘅。
+
+39
+00:03:22,523 --> 00:03:31,879
+皇室係噉樣，一般王公親貴更加唔使講嘞，所以有啲不守清規嘅喇嘛喺京師橫行不法。
+
+40
+00:03:32,954 --> 00:03:36,860
+佢本來想整鬼下佢哋，取笑一番噉就放咗佢哋扯。
+
+41
+00:03:37,914 --> 00:03:43,554
+但係見呢個肥大喇嘛噉嘅神情，似乎係另有別情噃。
+
+42
+00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:46,404
+呢三個嘢唔老實。
+
+43
+00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:53,006
+雙兒，佢哋三個人你每人踢佢一腳，等佢哋三個人叫苦連天啦，我哋走喇。
+
+44
+00:03:54,073 --> 00:03:54,577
+係。
+
+45
+00:03:55,583 --> 00:04:01,162
+雙兒睇出嗰個肥大喇嘛搞鬼嘞，就首先喺佢天豁穴上踢一腳。
+
+46
+00:04:01,887 --> 00:04:04,055
+嗰個喇嘛即時啊大聲咁嗌。
+
+47
+00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:09,082
+雙兒又行到先頭嗰個喇嘛身邊，起腳想踢佢咯噃。
+
+48
+00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,599
+嗰個喇嘛吃過苦喇連忙話：誒唔好踢，唔好踢，我講，我講。
+
+49
+00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:17,501
+師父派我哋去北京送一封信。
+
+50
+00:04:18,546 --> 00:04:20,540
+韋小寶話：封信呢？
+
+51
+00:04:20,922 --> 00:04:28,058
+哦，嗯嗯呢封信唔能夠畀你哋睇㗎，如果畀人見到，師師父非殺我哋不可。
+
+52
+00:04:29,023 --> 00:04:31,772
+攞出��，你唔攞我就踢你一腳。
+
+53
+00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:39,086
+嗰個喇嘛就唔知道佢功夫有限，呢一腳踢咗去身處無關痛癢嘅。
+
+54
+00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,602
+一見佢舉起隻腳，即刻就話：誒咪咪，唔喺我呢處啊。
+
+55
+00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:45,318
+你攞嚟啦。
+
+56
+00:04:46,173 --> 00:04:52,173
+嗰個喇嘛冇法子嘞，就行到嗰個肥大和尚身邊，嘰裏咕嚕噉講幾句藏語。
+
+57
+00:04:53,201 --> 00:05:01,945
+嗰個肥大和尚用藏語嚟回答佢，佢正係嗌到劏豬噉聲，再加埋幾句斷斷續續嘅藏語啊更加難聽。
+
+58
+00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:09,080
+不過韋小寶喺佢語氣同神情裏便，估計佢實係唔准呢個喇嘛攞信。
+
+59
+00:05:09,849 --> 00:05:15,852
+即刻走過去喺佢個頭頂搏命噉踢咗一腳，嗰個肥大喇嘛當堂暈咗。
+
+60
+00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:23,879
+噉另外一名喇嘛呢，就喺佢身邊攞咗一個油布包出嚟，戰戰兢兢噉雙手遞畀韋小寶。
+
+61
+00:05:25,193 --> 00:05:26,380
+韋小寶接咗。
+
+62
+00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:34,774
+噉雙兒喺身邊呢，亦攞咗個包仔出嚟，打開咗，攞出一把小小嘅鉸剪，噉啊剪開個油布包。
+
+63
+00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:40,872
+裏便果然係一封信，信皮上面寫住兩行藏文。
+
+64
+00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:45,544
+韋小寶問：呢封信送去畀邊個啊？
+
+65
+00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:49,179
+嗰個喇嘛話：畀我哋師伯嘅。
+
+66
+00:05:50,103 --> 00:05:52,415
+韋小寶嘶一聲撕開封信。
+
+67
+00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:55,442
+兩個喇嘛就猛咁叫苦。
+
+68
+00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:06,349
+只見一張黃紙上面寫咗幾行彎彎曲曲嘅藏文，下便，又用硃砂畫咗一道符，稀奇古怪又不知所謂。
+
+69
+00:06:06,856 --> 00:06:09,542
+噉啊遞畀雙兒話：裏面寫咩啊？
+
+70
+00:06:10,428 --> 00:06:12,933
+雙兒亦唔識啊，就問嗰個喇嘛話：
+
+71
+00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:17,097
+相公問你封信裏頭寫咩嘢喎，快啲講。
+
+72
+00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:22,273
+如果有半句假嘅，我踢咗你嘅穴道呢永遠唔同你解開。
+
+73
+00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:26,390
+哼，至少要隔三日三夜先同你解翻開。
+
+74
+00:06:27,593 --> 00:06:35,329
+嗰個喇嘛接到封信睇完又睇，佢話：呢封信，誒呢封信。
+
+75
+00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:39,349
+韋小寶話：咩嘢呢封信嗰封信啊，快啲講！
+
+76
+00:06:39,891 --> 00:06:45,318
+係，係，呢封信裏便話，誒，誒師兄問嗰個人呢。
+
+77
+00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:51,222
+啱啱講到呢度，另外一個喇嘛忽然咕嚕咕嚕噉講説話嘞。
+
+78
+00:06:52,342 --> 00:07:01,597
+雙兒飛身過去，喺佢天豁穴上踢咗佢一腳，呢個喇嘛講唔出説話喇，即時呼天搶地噉嗌痛嘞。
+
+79
+00:07:02,939 --> 00:07:14,978
+第一個喇嘛面色都變咗，佢話：誒，封信上面講，嗯講，嗯要搵嗰個人呢，我哋搵來搵去都搵唔到，誒一定，一定唔喺五台山啊。
+
+80
+00:07:15,956 --> 00:07:22,387
+韋小寶見到佢雙眼閃嚟閃去，講說話又吞吞吐吐，個心諗：
+
+81
+00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:29,233
+我雖然唔識你嗰啲狗吠唧，但係睇你嘅神情，實喺度講大話。
+
+82
+00:07:30,046 --> 00:07:33,528
+不過你個嘢笨過頭吖講大話都唔似嘅。
+
+83
+00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:38,050
+噉啊同雙兒話：呢個喇嘛又喺度講大話呃我哋嘞。
+
+84
+00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:42,543
+雙兒話：佢咁衰，唔能夠放過佢嘅。
+
+85
+00:07:43,134 --> 00:07:45,165
+於是又踢咗佢一腳天豁穴。
+
+86
+00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:49,768
+嗰個喇嘛話：誒，誒，誒，你殺咗我啦。
+
+87
+00:07:49,866 --> 00:08:02,169
+我師兄話誒，誒誒誒，話如果講咗，誒誒，如果講咗信裏便嘅説話，誒我哋三個都，誒都冇命啊，哎呀，你快啲殺咗我啦。
+
+88
+00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:05,560
+韋小寶話：唔好理佢喇我哋走啦。
+
+89
+00:08:06,389 --> 00:08:08,286
+同雙兒跳翻上架大車。
+
+90
+00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:18,287
+嗰個車夫見佢兩個咁細個，居然治到嗰三個喇嘛死去活來，真係佩服得五體投地啊讚不絕口啊。
+
+91
+00:08:19,753 --> 00:08:27,118
+韋小寶低聲話：去到前面市鎮你要改下裝至得，呢串珍珠呢，收咗佢先啦。
+
+92
+00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,468
+雙兒話：係。我改咩裝啊？
+
+93
+00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,698
+嗯，你扮男仔啦。
+
+94
+00:08:35,442 --> 00:08:39,870
+噉話說架大車行咗三十幾里之後，就嚟到一座大市鎮。
+
+95
+00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:46,782
+韋小寶唔請架大車喇，噉啊叫個車夫返去，然後去客店投宿。
+
+96
+00:08:47,881 --> 00:08:51,237
+噉畀銀過雙兒，叫佢去買衣服嚟改裝。
+
+97
+00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:57,331
+雙兒啊買咗衣服返到客店着起上嚟，就扮一個小書童。
+
+98
+00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:02,221
+噉樣改咗裝，一路上就唔會引人注意嘞。
+
+99
+00:09:03,841 --> 00:09:07,120
+呢一���，就嚟到直晉兩省交界。
+
+100
+00:09:08,231 --> 00:09:14,149
+由直隸省阜平縣向西行，過咗長城嶺，就到龍家關。
+
+101
+00:09:15,352 --> 00:09:25,314
+龍家關係五台山嘅東門，石路崎嶇，峰巒峻峭，入五台山後嘅第一座寺院呢係湧泉寺。
+
+102
+00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:29,295
+韋小寶問人清涼寺喺邊度。
+
+103
+00:09:30,032 --> 00:09:39,835
+原來五台山係好大嘅，清涼寺喺南台頂同中台頂之間，由湧泉寺去啊條路實在唔近嘅。
+
+104
+00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:46,411
+呢一晚，韋小寶同雙兒喺湧泉寺旁邊嘅盧家莊投宿。
+
+105
+00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:50,364
+食咗一碗羊肉泡饃再食啲糖果。
+
+106
+00:09:52,071 --> 00:10:06,145
+佢諗起日頭喺湧泉寺問路，廟裏面嘅和尚見自己咁年輕，啲神情冷冷淡淡，又唔係點理自己，又唔回答去清涼寺條路點行反而問：
+
+107
+00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:10,702
+條路又遠又唔好行噃，你去清涼寺做咩嘢啊噉。
+
+108
+00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,481
+哎真係討厭。
+
+109
+00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:20,719
+睇嚟去清涼寺見順治皇帝，都怕幾艱難㗎，要想個法子至得。
+
+110
+00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,150
+佢一便食糖果一便諗：
+
+111
+00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:31,909
+有錢能夠使得鬼推磨，叫和尚推磨，嘿嘿多數都得啩？
+
+112
+00:10:32,518 --> 00:10:41,085
+聽講古先生講水滸傳，魯智深喺五台山出家，有個咩員外就佈施咗唔少銀兩畀間廟嘅。
+
+113
+00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:49,047
+魯智深喺間廟處呢亂搞一通，又飲酒又食狗肉，個老和尚都唔嬲嘅。
+
+114
+00:10:49,109 --> 00:11:02,764
+嘿冇錯喇，我詐假意話要打齋，去和尚寺啊猛咁使銀，噉再搵啲藉口，賴喺度唔走，慢慢至去搵老皇爺，噉老和尚啊點都唔能夠趕我走啦。
+
+115
+00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:17,952
+但係韋小寶入山之後啊，除咗寺廟之外就冇大市鎮，一張五百兩銀嘅銀票亦找唔開，唯有再出龍泉關，返去阜平，兑換銀兩。
+
+116
+00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:22,159
+噉佢同雙兒兩個打扮得煥然一新，個心諗：
+
+117
+00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:30,932
+我要打齋不過我乜嘢都唔識㗎噃，只怕一下就穿煲，嗯，唔係喇，要試演一番至得。
+
+118
+00:11:31,906 --> 00:11:36,864
+即刻就去到阜平縣城裏便嘅吉祥寺，向佛像叩咗幾個頭。
+
+119
+00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,246
+知客和尚啊攞出緣簿筆硯。
+
+120
+00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:44,998
+韋小寶話：佈施就佈施啦仲寫咩嘢字唧？
+
+121
+00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:48,015
+噉攞出一錠五十兩銀嘅元寶遞過去。
+
+122
+00:11:48,548 --> 00:11:51,133
+嘩，個和尚吃咗一驚啊。
+
+123
+00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,333
+個心諗：呢位小施主樂善好施世間少有。
+
+124
+00:11:57,031 --> 00:12:02,007
+即刻一味多謝就請佢入去齋房，奉上齋菜素麵。
+
+125
+00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:13,453
+韋小寶食麵嘅時候，方丈和尚啊坐喺旁邊陪佢，噉啊大讚小檀越仁心虔敬，菩薩必定保佑嘅。
+
+126
+00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:20,672
+日後金榜題名，高中狀元，子孫滿堂，福澤無窮噉。
+
+127
+00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:24,644
+韋小寶偷笑喇，個心諗：
+
+128
+00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:33,091
+你點托我大腳都得，不過我盲字唔識一個，你話我高中狀元，咪即係當面鬧人啫。
+
+129
+00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:42,420
+佢話：老和尚，我想去五台山打齋啊，不過我咩嘢都唔識嘅，要請你指教至得。
+
+130
+00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:53,606
+嗰個方丈聽到話打齋，即時企起身話：施主，天下嘅廟宇，供奉嘅佛祖、菩薩都係一樣嘅。
+
+131
+00:12:54,475 --> 00:13:04,041
+你要打齋，就喺小寺就得啦，包你樣樣又周到又妥當，唔使咁辛辛苦苦，趕去五台山啦。
+
+132
+00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:10,992
+韋小寶擰頭話：唔得啊，我許咗願㗎喇，一定要去五台山打齋㗎。
+
+133
+00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,762
+講完，又攞咗五十兩銀出嚟，佢話：
+
+134
+00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:22,031
+噉啦，你同我請一個人，陪我去五台山做幫手，呢五十兩銀係畀佢嘅。
+
+135
+00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:26,826
+老和尚好歡喜嘞：哎噉容易，噉容易啫。
+
+136
+00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:36,329
+老和尚有個表弟，喺廟裏頭經管廟產、收租買嘢，就冚𠾴唥由佢經手嘅，不過就唔係和尚。
+
+137
+00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:40,520
+噉啊即刻去叫咗佢嚟，同韋小寶見面。
+
+138
+00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:50,542
+呢個人姓于，排行第八，一把嘴極之使得嘅，有個花名叫做少一劃噃。
+
+139
+00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:57,990
+原來于字加多劃呢，就變成個王字喇，噉于八，咪變成王八囉。
+
+140
+00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:03,035
+傾咗幾句偈唧，韋小寶同佢十分之投機。
+
+141
+00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:08,562
+事關呢啲市井小人啊，韋小寶自細就相處慣嘞。
+
+142
+00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:14,625
+今日忽然間喺阜平縣遇到一個喎，唉直情係他鄉遇故知啦。
+
+143
+00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:23,936
+韋小寶啊再向方丈請教打齋嘅各種規矩，嗰個方丈亦都知無不言啊言無不盡啊。
+
+144
+00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:29,418
+韋小寶又多佈施咗二十兩銀畀佢，噉啊大家都滿意喇。
+
+145
+00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:36,981
+韋小寶帶于八返去客店，噉啊攞啲銀畀佢，去買所有應用嘅物件。
+
+146
+00:14:37,891 --> 00:14:43,496
+于八有銀在手唄，辦事啊十分快捷，冇幾耐就賣晒返嚟。
+
+147
+00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:47,643
+噉自己呢，亦換咗裝束，着得非常光鮮。
+
+148
+00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:55,011
+佢話：嚱韋相公，你係大財主吖嘛，我做你嘅僕人，都要着得有個譜得㗎係咪？
+
+149
+00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:59,471
+呢套衣服鞋帽，先至使咗三兩五錢銀啫嘛。
+
+150
+00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:07,038
+韋小寶個心諗：係喎嚱，又叫佢去鋪頭同自己同雙兒買多幾套華貴衣服。
+
+151
+00:15:07,963 --> 00:15:17,960
+噉三個人，高高興興再過龍泉關，噉後便呢跟住八個挑夫，擔咗八擔齋僧禮佛嘅嘢，噉就去五台山嘞。
+
+152
+00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:23,819
+一入五台山，行冇幾多里路就係一座寺廟。
+
+153
+00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:37,347
+噉過咗湧泉寺之後啊，經台麓寺、石佛廟、普濟寺、古佛寺、金剛府、白雲寺、金燈寺就到靈境寺。
+
+154
+00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:41,304
+噉當晚呢，喺靈境寺住咗一晚。
+
+155
+00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:47,881
+第二朝早向北行，到金閣寺之後，向西行幾里路就係清涼寺嘞。
+
+156
+00:15:49,355 --> 00:16:01,597
+清涼寺喺清涼山山頂，同沿途所見嘅寺廟比較啊，亦唔見得點樣宏偉吖，山門又破舊，顯然係年久失修嘞。
+
+157
+00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:04,726
+韋小寶有啲失望嘞佢諗：
+
+158
+00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:15,746
+皇帝出家，一定係揀一座最大嘅寺廟㗎嘛，怕海老烏龜亂噏無為啫，老皇帝唔係喺度做和尚嘅。
+
+159
+00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:24,825
+于八行入山門，話畀知客僧聽，北京城有一位韋大官人嚟打齋，齋僧供佛噉。
+
+160
+00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:35,238
+知客僧見呢一行人衣飾華貴，又帶咗八擔嘢嚟，即刻請入去廂房奉茶，就入去裏便向方丈稟報嘞。
+
+161
+00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:41,347
+方丈澄光老和尚嚟到廂房，同韋小寶見面佢問：
+
+162
+00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,530
+唔知施主要打咩嘢齋呢？
+
+163
+00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:58,329
+韋小寶見呢個澄光和尚身材好高，但係骨瘦如柴，雙眼矇矇噉，無精打采就更加失望嘞佢話：
+
+164
+00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:06,571
+弟子想請大和尚打七日七夜齋，超度弟子亡父，仲有幾位死咗嘅朋友添。
+
+165
+00:17:07,887 --> 00:17:16,204
+澄光話：北京城裏便大廟好多，五台山亦係廟宇眾多。
+
+166
+00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:23,136
+唔知施主為咩特登咁遠路嚟到五台山搵到小廟打齋呢？
+
+167
+00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:30,356
+韋小寶早就知道會噉樣問㗎喇，所以事前呢，已經同于八商量過。
+
+168
+00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:50,622
+佢話：我母親上個月十五發咗個夢，就夢見我死咗個阿爹同佢講，佢生前罪孽好大，必須要去五台山清涼寺，請方丈大師打七日七夜齋，先至消得佢血光之災，免我阿爹喺地獄裏頭受無窮個苦惱喎。
+
+169
+00:17:51,531 --> 00:18:00,715
+韋小寶都唔知佢自己父親係邊個，更加唔知佢而家係死定生，講呢番説話嘅時候佢忍唔住偷笑啊。
+
+170
+00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,304
+澄光和尚話：哦，原來噉嘅。
+
+171
+00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:12,959
+小施主，俗語有話：日有所思夜有所夢。
+
+172
+00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:17,402
+呢啲夢幻嘅事，唔能夠當真嘅。
+
+173
+00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:23,944
+大和尚，俗語亦有話：寧可信其有就不可信其無噃。
+
+174
+00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:32,636
+就算我阿爹報夢嘅説話未必係真啊，噉我哋同佢打一場齋，超度亡魂，噉亦係一件功德啊。
+
+175
+00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:42,252
+如果我阿爹真係噉講嘅，我哋又唔照佢嘅說話去做，噉佢喺陰間畀牛頭馬面、無常小鬼猛咁欺負。
+
+176
+00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,642
+噉，噉，噉我總係有啲唔好意思㗎。
+
+177
+00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:55,839
+而且我係聽我母親嘅説話嚟嘅，我母親話，五台山清涼寺嘅老方丈啊同佢有緣分，所以一定要喺寶剎打齋㗎喎。
+
+178
+00:18:57,631 --> 00:19:08,540
+施主有所不知，敝寺乃係禪宗，呢啲打齋法事，係淨土宗嘅事，我哋唔會做嘅。
+
+179
+00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:22,455
+五台山上便，金閣寺、普濟寺、大佛寺、延慶寺等等都係淨土宗，施主仲係請移步去嗰啲寺廟打齋就啱喇。
+
+180
+00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:31,342
+韋小寶個心諗：喺阜平縣嘅時���，嗰個方丈呢，搶住要幫自己打齋；
+
+181
+00:19:32,522 --> 00:19:41,956
+嚟到呢處呢個老和尚啊推三推四，將送到上門個錢就雙手推翻出去，哼，其中必有古怪嘅。
+
+182
+00:19:43,131 --> 00:19:49,307
+噉佢又再三噉求佢，澄光啊硬係唔肯，跟住企起身對知客僧話：
+
+183
+00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:54,979
+你話畀施主聽點去金閣寺啦，老衲少陪喇。
+
+184
+00:19:56,024 --> 00:20:05,402
+方丈既然執意唔肯咯，噉我帶嚟施捨寶剎嘅僧衣僧帽，同埋銀兩啊噉，總係要請寶剎各位大和尚收落嘅。
+
+185
+00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,553
+多謝喇。
+
+186
+00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:18,358
+誒我母親講啊，每一份禮物呢，都要我親手交畀寶剎每一位大和尚嘅，就算係火工道人啊、種菜嘅園丁啊人人都有份。
+
+187
+00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:23,824
+呢次總共有三百份禮物，如果唔夠，我哋可以再去買㗎。
+
+188
+00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:26,724
+夠喇，多過頭喇。
+
+189
+00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:33,544
+本寺先至五十幾個人啫，請施主留低五十六份禮物就係喇。
+
+190
+00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:39,301
+好唔好請方丈召集全寺嘅僧眾，由我親手施捨呢？
+
+191
+00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,982
+呢啲係我母親嘅願心啊，無論如何係要做到嘅。
+
+192
+00:20:45,223 --> 00:20:53,212
+澄光擔高頭，突然間目光如電，喺韋小寶塊面上一掃，佢話：
+
+193
+00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:59,339
+好，我佛慈悲，就照施主所願啦。
+
+194
+00:21:00,312 --> 00:21:02,320
+講完擰轉身入去裏便嘞。
+
+195
+00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:12,381
+睇住澄光行咗入去，韋小寶個心真係尷尬喇，唯有冇釐癮頭噉攞茶杯飲茶啦。
+
+196
+00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:19,346
+于八企喺佢後便，低聲話：嗨，噉嘅老和尚都唔識做嘅。
+
+197
+00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:28,203
+我呢世人啊都未見過啊，唔怪得咁大一座清涼寺，連菩薩金身都係破破爛爛㗎啦。
+
+198
+00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,627
+隔咗一陣，聽見廟裏頭打鐘嘞。
+
+199
+00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:37,770
+知客僧話：請檀越去西殿佈施嘞。
+
+200
+00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:43,934
+噉韋小寶去到西殿，見啲和尚陸陸續續噉入嚟。
+
+201
+00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:50,661
+佢將啲禮物一份一份噉發放，定眼睇下每一名和尚，個心諗：
+
+202
+00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:59,303
+順治皇帝我啊未見過，但係佢係小皇帝嘅爸爸，個樣梗係有啲似嘅。
+
+203
+00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:04,263
+只要見到係個大號小皇帝嘅和尚，嗰個就實係㗎喇。
+
+204
+00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:16,267
+但係五十幾份禮物發完喇，咪講話大號小皇帝冇見到啊，連同小皇帝個樣有一兩成似嘅和尚，一個都冇。
+
+205
+00:22:17,611 --> 00:22:21,277
+韋小寶好失望啦，佢突然間諗起：
+
+206
+00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:28,289
+佢係做過皇帝嘅人噃，係咩嘢身份至得㗎，點會嚟領我一份施捨嘅衣帽呢？
+
+207
+00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:31,558
+咦，笨喇笨喇笨喇，我真係笨喇。
+
+208
+00:22:32,331 --> 00:22:37,084
+就問知客僧話：寶剎所有嘅僧人，冚𠾴唥都嚟齊啦嘛？
+
+209
+00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:42,638
+知客僧話：個個都領咗咯，多謝檀越佈施啊。
+
+210
+00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:48,184
+個個都領咗，怕唔見得啩？怕仲有人唔肯嚟呢？
+
+211
+00:22:48,964 --> 00:22:52,048
+檀越講笑啫，邊度有噉嘅事呢？
+
+212
+00:22:52,746 --> 00:23:00,297
+嗱，出家人唔講大話，你如果呃我，你死咗之後，要落勾脷根地獄㗎。
+
+213
+00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,569
+知客僧一聽，當堂變咗面色。
+
+214
+00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:10,391
+韋小寶話：既然仲有啲僧人未嚟領禮物咯，大和尚去請佢嚟領啦。
+
+215
+00:23:11,387 --> 00:23:16,548
+只有方丈大師未領啫，我睇，不必要佢老人家出嚟喇。
+
+216
+00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:22,104
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,476
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,012 --> 00:00:13,614
+話説韋小寶分發完啲佈施禮物，點知啊連一個同小皇帝有一兩分相似嘅和尚都唔見。
+
+3
+00:00:14,878 --> 00:00:21,944
+知客僧呢，又話只有方丈大師未曾領禮物啫，不必請老人家出嚟喇噉。
+
+4
+00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:32,360
+正喺呢個時候，有一名僧人匆匆忙忙入嚟話：師兄，外便有十幾名喇嘛要見方丈啊。
+
+5
+00:00:33,449 --> 00:00:38,100
+佢哋身上都帶住兵器，摩拳擦掌來意不善㗎。
+
+6
+00:00:39,854 --> 00:00:41,646
+知客僧皺住眉頭話：
+
+7
+00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:50,134
+五台山青廟黃廟，從來河水不犯井水嘅，佢哋嚟做乜嘢啊？
+
+8
+00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:53,444
+你去稟報方丈，我出去睇下啦。
+
+9
+00:00:54,098 --> 00:00:59,314
+講完，對韋小寶講咗聲少陪，噉就嗱嗱聲行出去。
+
+10
+00:01:00,563 --> 00:01:06,663
+韋小寶笑住話：呢啲臭喇嘛吖，都快係衝住我哋嚟㗎。
+
+11
+00:01:08,266 --> 00:01:14,013
+不過佢諗住雙兒武功高強，十幾名喇嘛佢都唔放在心上。
+
+12
+00:01:15,216 --> 00:01:22,456
+忽然間聽見山門外便傳來一陣喧嘩嘅聲音，跟住一班人，衝咗入嚟大雄寶殿。
+
+13
+00:01:23,306 --> 00:01:28,548
+韋小寶話：出去睇下熱鬧咯。噉拉住雙兒隻手呢一齊出去。
+
+14
+00:01:29,869 --> 00:01:37,094
+去到大雄寶殿，只見十幾名黃衣喇嘛就圍住知客僧，七嘴八舌噉猛嘈。
+
+15
+00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:42,173
+有啲啊話：非摷不可，有人親眼見到佢哋嚟咗清涼寺嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:47,420
+噉有個又話：喂，呢啲係你哋唔啱噃，點解將人哋收埋啊？
+
+17
+00:01:48,684 --> 00:01:53,570
+有個又話：乖乖地交翻個人出嚟，否則啊，嘿嘿。
+
+18
+00:01:54,780 --> 00:02:03,091
+韋小寶行到大殿旁邊企響處，雙手叉腰佢諗：老子就喺呢處你哋放馬過嚟啦。
+
+19
+00:02:04,174 --> 00:02:08,128
+點知嗰啲喇嘛對佢啊毫不理睬睇都唔睇佢一眼。
+
+20
+00:02:09,342 --> 00:02:15,636
+正話喺度嘈緊，澄光方丈行出嚟喇佢話：咩嘢事啊？
+
+21
+00:02:17,031 --> 00:02:18,279
+方丈，佢哋。
+
+22
+00:02:19,203 --> 00:02:27,922
+知客僧方丈兩個字一出口唧，嗰班喇嘛就冚聲圍實澄光，佢哋大叫話：你係方丈啊？啱喇。
+
+23
+00:02:29,242 --> 00:02:35,121
+有個又話：快啲將人交出嚟啊，如果唔交啊，連呢間寺院一把火燒咗去。
+
+24
+00:02:35,654 --> 00:02:38,986
+有個又話：豈有此理，真係豈有此理喇。
+
+25
+00:02:39,804 --> 00:02:43,014
+有個又話：唔通做咗和尚就唔講道理喇？
+
+26
+00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:52,898
+澄光話：請問眾位師兄，係邊間廟嘅呢？光臨敝寺係為咗咩嘢事啊？
+
+27
+00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:58,229
+一名身穿黃袍，上面褸住件紅色袈裟嘅喇嘛話：
+
+28
+00:02:59,196 --> 00:03:03,887
+我哋喺西藏嚟，奉咗活佛嘅命令嚟到中原公幹。
+
+29
+00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:10,710
+點知有一名隨從嘅小喇嘛，畀一個賊和尚拐走咗，收埋喺清涼寺。
+
+30
+00:03:12,203 --> 00:03:19,610
+方丈和尚，你快啲將我哋呢個小喇嘛交出嚟，否則，就點都唔同你罷休。
+
+31
+00:03:20,884 --> 00:03:22,516
+噉就奇怪喇。
+
+32
+00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:29,146
+我哋呢度係禪宗青廟，同西藏密宗素來都冇瓜葛嘅。
+
+33
+00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:35,107
+貴處失咗個小喇嘛，點解唔去各處黃廟問下呢？
+
+34
+00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:45,568
+有人親眼見到㗎喇，嗰個小喇嘛喺清涼寺裏便，我哋噉先至嚟問你啫，唔通我哋食飽飯冇事做，嚟亂咁嘈咯噃？
+
+35
+00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:53,847
+嗱，你識做嘅，快啲將小喇嘛交出嚟，我哋不看僧面看佛面，唔再追究你就係喇。
+
+36
+00:03:55,263 --> 00:04:03,326
+如果真係有小喇嘛嚟咗清涼寺，各位就算唔問啊，老衲亦唔能夠收留佢嘅。
+
+37
+00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:08,667
+有幾名喇嘛一齊噉叫：噉你等我哋摷一摷啦。
+
+38
+00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:17,673
+澄光仍然擰頭啊佢話：呢度係佛門清淨之地，點能夠話摷就摷嘅呢？
+
+39
+00:04:18,546 --> 00:04:24,552
+嗰個為首嘅喇嘛話：如果唔係做賊心虛，點解唔畀我哋摷啊？
+
+40
+00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:29,476
+可見呢個小喇嘛千真萬確，實係喺清涼寺裏便。
+
+41
+00:04:30,712 --> 00:04:39,890
+澄光啊啱啱擰咗擰頭唧，就有兩名喇嘛同時逳手，掹住佢件衫領大聲喝佢話：你畀唔畀摷啊？
+
+42
+00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:47,695
+另外一名喇嘛話：大和尚呢間廟裏便，係唔係窩藏良家婦女怕人知呢？
+
+43
+00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:50,273
+否則摷一摷有咩嘢緊要唧？
+
+44
+00:04:51,746 --> 00:04:59,277
+呢陣時清涼寺亦有十幾名和尚出嚟，不過畀班喇嘛攔住，行唔到方丈身邊。
+
+45
+00:05:00,549 --> 00:05:06,134
+雙兒低聲問韋少寶話：相公，要唔要趕佢哋走啊？
+
+46
+00:05:07,286 --> 00:05:09,117
+韋小寶話：咪住。
+
+47
+00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:18,418
+佢個心諗：呢啲喇嘛明擺住係無理取鬧嘞，呢間廟裏便點會窩藏小喇嘛吖？
+
+48
+00:05:19,246 --> 00:05:24,359
+莫非佢哋嘅用意同我一樣，亦係要見順治皇帝？
+
+49
+00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:33,216
+只見白光一閃啊，兩名喇嘛已經拔出尖刀分別頂住澄光嘅前胸同後心，大聲噉話：
+
+50
+00:05:33,871 --> 00:05:35,676
+唔畀摷就殺咗你先！
+
+51
+00:05:36,942 --> 00:05:45,895
+澄光毫無懼色佢話：阿彌陀佛，大家係佛門弟子，點解要逳手逳腳吖？
+
+52
+00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:52,550
+兩名喇嘛將尖刀輕輕向前一㓤，喝佢話：大和尚噉就得罪晒喇。
+
+53
+00:05:53,660 --> 00:06:01,819
+澄光個身輕輕一側，順勢一帶，兩名喇嘛嘅尖刀，都向對方心口㓤過去。
+
+54
+00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:07,981
+嘩，兩個人急忙用左手互相一頂，啪一聲，各自褪後幾步。
+
+55
+00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:15,609
+其餘啲人就大叫嘞：清涼寺方丈行兇打人喇，打死人喇！
+
+56
+00:06:16,963 --> 00:06:26,489
+裏頭一嗌唧，喺出便又衝咗三四十人入嚟，有和尚，有喇嘛，仲有幾名着住長衫嘅俗家人。
+
+57
+00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:33,663
+一名黃袍白鬚老喇嘛大聲噉話：係唔係清涼寺方丈行兇殺人啊？
+
+58
+00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:42,264
+澄光合十行禮話：出家人慈悲為本，點敢亂開殺戒呢？
+
+59
+00:06:42,749 --> 00:06:46,709
+眾位師兄、施主，你哋喺邊度嚟㗎？
+
+60
+00:06:47,504 --> 00:06:58,564
+又向住一位五十幾歲嘅和尚話：哦，原來佛光寺方溪方丈大駕光臨，有失遠迎，得罪，得罪。
+
+61
+00:07:00,698 --> 00:07:08,727
+佛光寺係五台山上最古嘅寺院嘞，建於元魏孝文帝時期，有好耐嘅歷史嘞。
+
+62
+00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:13,717
+當地人講啊：先有佛光寺就後有五台山。
+
+63
+00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:23,474
+原來五台山原來個名叫做清涼山嘅，後來因為發現五大高峰，噉先至叫做五台山。
+
+64
+00:07:24,039 --> 00:07:27,164
+而嗰陣時呢，佛光寺已經建成嘞。
+
+65
+00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:32,446
+五台縣嘅名稱啊，一直到秦朝大業時期先至改嘅。
+
+66
+00:07:33,384 --> 00:07:37,813
+喺佛教之中佛光寺嘅地位，比清涼寺高得多。
+
+67
+00:07:38,387 --> 00:07:43,100
+噉方丈心溪呢，直情係五台山所有青廟嘅首腦。
+
+68
+00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:50,370
+呢個和尚生得肥頭耷耳滿面油光，佢笑口噬噬噉話：
+
+69
+00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:55,424
+澄光師兄，我同你引見兩位朋友。
+
+70
+00:07:56,192 --> 00:07:57,840
+噉啊指住嗰個老喇嘛話：
+
+71
+00:07:58,623 --> 00:08:09,410
+呢位係啱啱由西藏拉薩嚟嘅大喇嘛巴顏法師，喺活佛座下最得寵信、最有勢力嘅大喇嘛喇。
+
+72
+00:08:10,431 --> 00:08:14,473
+澄光合十話：有緣拜見大喇嘛。
+
+73
+00:08:15,684 --> 00:08:19,341
+巴顏岌一岌頭，神氣非常驕傲。
+
+74
+00:08:21,077 --> 00:08:26,173
+心溪又指住一個着住件青布長衫，三十零歲嘅文士話：
+
+75
+00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:31,532
+呢位係川西大名士，皇甫閣皇甫先生。
+
+76
+00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:40,695
+皇甫閣拱拱手話：久仰澄光大和尚武學通神，今日得見真係三生有幸啊。
+
+77
+00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:50,869
+澄光合十話：老僧年紀老咯，年輕嘅時候學過嗰啲微末功夫，早就唔記得晒喇。
+
+78
+00:08:51,513 --> 00:08:56,182
+皇甫居士文武兼資，可喜可賀啊。
+
+79
+00:08:57,853 --> 00:09:02,262
+韋小寶聽呢班人喺度文縐縐講客氣話，個心諗：
+
+80
+00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:09,951
+呢場交多數打唔成㗎喇，又冇熱鬧睇又少咗個渾水摸魚嚟搵老皇帝嘅機會。
+
+81
+00:09:10,289 --> 00:09:11,810
+個心呢就好失望。
+
+82
+00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:21,170
+巴顏話：大和尚，我喺西藏帶咗個小徒弟出嚟，畀你哋間廟，扣留咗。
+
+83
+00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:26,422
+你睇在活佛嘅金面，放咗佢啦，大家都多得你。
+
+84
+00:09:27,932 --> 00:09:35,380
+澄光微微笑話：呢幾位師兄喺敝寺吵鬧，老衲亦冇怪佢哋。
+
+85
+00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:40,784
+大師係通情達理嘅人，點解亦聽人哋亂講呢？
+
+86
+00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:47,829
+清涼寺開建以嚟，怕到今日先至有喇嘛爺光降唧。
+
+87
+00:09:48,336 --> 00:09:52,780
+話我哋收咗貴座弟子真係從何説起呢？
+
+88
+00:09:53,894 --> 00:10:02,091
+巴顏大聲噉喝佢：唔通係冤枉你嘞喎？你唔好，唔好，罰酒唔飲飲敬酒噃。
+
+89
+00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:10,451
+巴顏嘅漢語就唔係點流暢嘅，敬酒唔飲飲罰酒呢句成語，佢調轉咗嚟講嘞。
+
+90
+00:10:11,643 --> 00:10:15,519
+心溪笑住話：兩位唔好傷咗和氣。
+
+91
+00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:23,992
+計老納話呢，呢個小喇嘛係唔係收埋喺清涼寺裏便，口説無憑，眼見為實。
+
+92
+00:10:24,853 --> 00:10:35,210
+就由皇甫居士同貧僧做個證人，大家喺清涼寺各個地方隨喜一番，見佛拜佛，遇僧點頭。
+
+93
+00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:44,574
+每一笪地方、每一位和尚都見過嘞，如果仲係搵唔到嗰個小喇嘛，噉就咩嘢事都冇啦係唔係啊？
+
+94
+00:10:45,573 --> 00:10:49,117
+講嚟講去仲係要喺清涼寺裏便搜查。
+
+95
+00:10:50,564 --> 00:10:53,319
+澄光有啲唔高興嘞，佢話：
+
+96
+00:10:54,596 --> 00:11:01,753
+呢幾位喇嘛爺喺西藏嚟，唔明白我哋漢人個規矩就唔怪得佢哋嘅。
+
+97
+00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:08,144
+心溪大師德高望重，點解亦講埋啲噉嘅説話呢？
+
+98
+00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:20,107
+呢個小喇嘛如果真係喺五台山上面蕩失咗嘅，一座座寺院搜查過去，怕要喺佛光寺開頭至係。
+
+99
+00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:33,430
+心溪話：嘿嘿嘿，喺清涼寺睇過之後，如果仲搵唔到人咯，呢幾位大喇嘛願意去佛光寺睇下噉當然係歡迎之至啦。
+
+100
+00:11:34,363 --> 00:11:42,817
+巴顏話：有人親眼見到，呢個小喇嘛，確實喺清涼寺裏便，我哋噉先至嚟查問嘅。
+
+101
+00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:48,208
+否則，否則亦唔敢，亦唔敢咁，咁，咁昧冒。
+
+102
+00:11:49,355 --> 00:11:51,899
+巴顏將冒昧兩個字又調轉嚟噏嘞。
+
+103
+00:11:52,785 --> 00:11:56,386
+澄光話：唔知係邊個人見到呢？
+
+104
+00:11:57,463 --> 00:11:59,450
+巴顏向住皇甫閣一指：
+
+105
+00:12:00,228 --> 00:12:07,442
+係呢位皇甫先生見到，佢係極之，極之有名嘅人物，決唔會係講大話嘅。
+
+106
+00:12:08,754 --> 00:12:15,168
+韋小寶個心諗：你哋明明係一班自己人，點做得證人吖？
+
+107
+00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,159
+佢忍唔住問嘞：嗰個小喇嘛有幾大㗎？
+
+108
+00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:30,458
+巴顏、心溪、皇甫閣呢班人一直都冇理到企喺旁邊嗰兩個細路，忽然間聽佢噉樣問，都望住佢。
+
+109
+00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:43,788
+見佢衣飾華貴，帽鑲美玉，襟釘明珠，係個富豪之家嘅公子，身邊嗰個小小書童亦係穿綢着緞嘅。
+
+110
+00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:49,886
+噉心溪笑住話：嗰個小喇嘛同公子係差唔多年紀啦。
+
+111
+00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:56,432
+韋小寶話：哦，噉就係喇，先頭我哋唔係明明見到呢個小喇嘛咩？
+
+112
+00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,865
+佢行咗入一間大廟嘅。
+
+113
+00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:04,139
+呢間廟前便寫住有字嘅，吖冇錯喇，係佛光寺三個字。
+
+114
+00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,527
+嗰個小喇嘛係入咗佛光寺啊。
+
+115
+00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:13,624
+佢噉樣一講，巴顏佢哋當堂變咗面色，澄光就暗暗歡喜嘞。
+
+116
+00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:18,387
+巴顏大聲噉話：亂講一通，亂講二通！
+
+117
+00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,726
+佢以為多咗一通呢，噉啊即係更加荒謬。
+
+118
+00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:29,410
+韋小寶笑住話：亂講三通，亂講四通，五通六通七通八通。
+
+119
+00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:34,432
+巴顏嬲起上嚟，一手就想揦韋小寶心口。
+
+120
+00:13:35,326 --> 00:13:41,808
+澄光右手一舉，衫袖之上一股勁風，向住巴顏手踭撲過去。
+
+121
+00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:48,451
+巴顏左手伸出去，五隻手指啊好似雞爪噉，揦佢堂衫袖。
+
+122
+00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:54,951
+點知澄光手臂一縮縮翻轉頭，衫袖一下倒卷，巴顏就揦佢唔到嘞。
+
+123
+00:13:55,701 --> 00:14:03,748
+巴顏大叫話：你窩藏咗我哋活佛座下嘅小喇嘛，仲想，仲想逳手殺人啊？作反啊你。
+
+124
+00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:09,999
+皇甫閣大聲噉話：大家有説話慢慢講，唔好打！
+
+125
+00:14:11,804 --> 00:14:17,790
+佢呢個打字啱啱停口，廟外便啊就有大班人齊聲噉叫：
+
+126
+00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:23,909
+皇甫先生有令，大家有說話慢慢講，唔好打！
+
+127
+00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:32,853
+聽呢啲聲音啊，有成幾百人咁多嘅，嘩，竟然係將清涼寺沊沊𡃈圍住喇。
+
+128
+00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:39,717
+呢班人聽見皇甫閣大聲一講，即刻就齊聲呼應，噉啊顯然係示威。
+
+129
+00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:47,646
+唔怕你澄光方丈好修養啊，突然間聽到噉嘅呼喝聲，個心啊都不由得大為震動。
+
+130
+00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:59,932
+皇甫閣笑吟吟噉話：澄光方丈，你係武林中嘅前輩高人，喺呢處韜光養晦，大家都係好景仰嘅。
+
+131
+00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:06,817
+呢位巴顏大喇嘛要喺寶剎各處隨喜，你咪就由得佢睇下啦。
+
+132
+00:15:07,127 --> 00:15:19,100
+大和尚行得正企得正，光風霽月，清涼寺裏便又冇咩見唔得人嘅事，大家又何必失咗武林中嘅和氣呢？
+
+133
+00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:32,194
+澄光個心就着急嘞，佢本���嘅武功雖然係高強啊，但係喺清涼寺裏便呢只係坐禪説法，並冇傳授過武功嘅。
+
+134
+00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:37,858
+清涼寺五十幾名僧人，冇幾多個係會武功嘅。
+
+135
+00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:45,490
+先頭同巴顏交手呢一招，就察覺到佢左手呢一揦嘅雞爪功啊非常厲害。
+
+136
+00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:52,721
+再聽下呢個皇甫閣啱先大聲講嗰幾句説話，耐力深厚亦係非同小可。
+
+137
+00:15:53,383 --> 00:16:00,132
+都唔使外便幾百人幫手啊，淨係眼前呢兩名高手唧就已經唔容易抵擋嘞。
+
+138
+00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:04,806
+皇甫閣見佢唔出聲，就笑住話：
+
+139
+00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:14,706
+就算清涼寺裏便真係有幾位美貌娘子，噉大家瞻仰下亦係眼福唔淺啦。
+
+140
+00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:20,666
+呢兩句說話極之輕薄，對澄光啊已經一啲面都唔畀嘞。
+
+141
+00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:29,037
+心溪話：方丈師兄，既然係噉樣咯，就由得呢位大喇嘛到處睇下啦。
+
+142
+00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,839
+講説話嘅時候仲努一努個嘴。
+
+143
+00:16:33,444 --> 00:16:35,984
+巴顏就大踏步行去後殿嘞噃。
+
+144
+00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:47,754
+澄光諗：對方係有備而來，就算阻得住巴顏同皇甫閣，亦決阻唔住佢哋帶嚟嗰班人嘅。
+
+145
+00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:52,746
+混戰一起，清涼寺就會遭劫喇。
+
+146
+00:16:53,218 --> 00:17:03,381
+霎時間心亂如麻，唉長歎一聲，眼白白睇住巴顏佢哋幾十人行去後殿，自己呢，就只有跟喺後便嘞。
+
+147
+00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:09,854
+巴顏、心溪，同皇甫閣三個人細細聲商量。
+
+148
+00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:15,607
+噉佢哋手下幾十人呢，就已經逐間殿堂、僧房咁搜查落去。
+
+149
+00:17:16,884 --> 00:17:25,598
+清涼寺班僧人見到方丈未有號令，噉一個個啊只有嬲嬲噉睇住佢哋，並冇攔阻。
+
+150
+00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:36,638
+韋小寶同雙兒跟住澄光方丈後便行，見佢嗰件衫袖啊不停咁震動，顯然個心呢嬲到極點嘅。
+
+151
+00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:43,390
+忽然間，聽見西便僧房裏頭有人大聲噉嗌：係唔係佢啊？
+
+152
+00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:49,991
+皇甫閣快步行過去，兩名漢子啊已經揪住一個中年僧人出嚟。
+
+153
+00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:57,674
+呢個和尚四十歲咁上下啦，相貌清秀，噉佢話：你捉住我做咩嘢唧？
+
+154
+00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:00,764
+皇甫閣擰擰頭。
+
+155
+00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:06,980
+嗰兩名漢子就笑住話：得罪晒得罪晒。就放開嗰名和尚嘞。
+
+156
+00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:14,849
+韋小寶心中雪亮啊，呢啲人呀，係嚟搵順治皇帝就毫無疑問嘞。
+
+157
+00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:23,759
+澄光冷笑話：本寺呢個和尚，係活佛座下嘅小喇嘛咩？
+
+158
+00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:33,788
+皇甫閣唔回答佢，見啲手下人又揪住一個中年和尚出嚟，佢仔細睇下呢個和尚嘅相貌，又擰擰頭。
+
+159
+00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:39,943
+韋小寶諗：原來你認得順治皇帝嘅。
+
+160
+00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:49,892
+噉樣搜查落去，一定會將順治皇帝搵出嚟，佢係小皇帝嘅父親噃，我要想法子保護佢至得。
+
+161
+00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:56,377
+但係對方人多勢眾啊點樣保護法呢？就一啲法子諗唔出喇。
+
+162
+00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:08,558
+話説幾十人啊一直搜查到東北方一座小僧院前便，見到院門閂埋，就大聲嗌：開門，開門啊！
+
+163
+00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:19,162
+澄光話：呢處係本寺一位高僧坐關嘅地方，已經有七年喇，各位唔好破壞佢嘅修行啊。
+
+164
+00:19:20,023 --> 00:19:28,058
+心溪又話：而家係外人入去，又唔係坐關嘅和尚熬唔住自己開關嘅，有咩嘢緊要唧？
+
+165
+00:19:29,464 --> 00:19:35,031
+一名身材高大嘅喇嘛大聲話：點解唔開門啊？多數喺裏便㗎喇。
+
+166
+00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,259
+一腳對住道門就踢。
+
+167
+00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:42,290
+澄光個身一晃，已經喺佢嘅前面擋住。
+
+168
+00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:51,636
+嗰個喇嘛收都收唔切，右腳踢出去啊，踢正澄光嘅小腹，嘞一聲，個喇嘛腳骨斷咗，向後𢴈低。
+
+169
+00:19:52,550 --> 00:20:00,660
+巴顏怪叫一聲，左手上伸右手反撈，都變成雞爪噉樣，向住澄光揦過去。
+
+170
+00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:07,188
+澄光擋住個門口，拂拂兩掌，將巴顏逼翻開。
+
+171
+00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:11,541
+皇甫閣話：般若掌好嘢。
+
+172
+00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:17,718
+左手食指點出去，即刻一股勁風向住澄光面門刺過嚟。
+
+173
+00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:23,646
+澄光向左閃開，啪一聲，勁風撞上木門。
+
+174
+00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:27,121
+噉啊澄光用般若掌啊仔細接戰。
+
+175
+00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,413
+巴顏同皇甫閣分別由左右進擊。
+
+176
+00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:38,470
+澄光嘅招數就���慢嘅，一掌一掌噉拍出去，似乎冇咩力量。
+
+177
+00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:43,178
+但係風聲隱隱，顯然勁力又頗為凌厲啊。
+
+178
+00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:48,929
+巴顏同皇甫閣嘅手下幾十人大聲吶喊，為兩個人助威。
+
+179
+00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:53,579
+巴顏就搶攻幾次都畀澄光嘅掌力逼翻轉頭。
+
+180
+00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:58,227
+巴顏焦躁嘞，快速搶攻。
+
+181
+00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:04,499
+突然間嗯一聲，左手一揚，幾十條白鬚飄咗落地。
+
+182
+00:21:05,179 --> 00:21:10,092
+原來係掹咗澄光一紮鬍鬚，但係佢嘅右膊呢亦受咗一掌。
+
+183
+00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:17,623
+初初都唔覺得點噃，漸漸漸漸佢嘅右手越嚟越重，好難提高。
+
+184
+00:21:18,094 --> 00:21:24,724
+佢怒哮一聲向旁邊閃開，跟住四名喇嘛手執鋼刀，向澄光衝過去。
+
+185
+00:21:25,881 --> 00:21:31,581
+澄光飛腳踢低兩個人，左掌一拍，拍喺第三名喇嘛個胸口。
+
+186
+00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:39,421
+嗰個喇嘛一聲大叫成個跳起啊，就喺呢個時候，第四名喇嘛嘅鋼刀亦斬到嚟。
+
+187
+00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,708
+澄光用衫袖一拂，向佢手腕捲過去。
+
+188
+00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:50,262
+只見巴顏雙手一上一下猛撲過嚟，澄光向右便避開佢。
+
+189
+00:21:50,747 --> 00:22:02,044
+突然間覺得一陣勁風襲擊過嚟，弊！順手一掌拍出去，就覺得右頰痛到不得了，原來已經畀皇甫閣用手指督中。
+
+190
+00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:08,533
+呢一掌雖然係打中咗皇甫閣嘅手臂啊，不過就唔能夠打斷佢嘅臂骨。
+
+191
+00:22:09,698 --> 00:22:15,684
+雙兒見到澄光一面鮮血，就低聲問韋小寶：要唔要幫佢啊？
+
+192
+00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:17,624
+等一等。
+
+193
+00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:26,900
+韋小寶啊志在見到順治皇帝嘅，如果雙兒出手將班人趕走咗，老皇帝梗係見唔到嘞。
+
+194
+00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:35,047
+噉何況對方人多勢眾，有刀有槍，雙兒一個細路女啊點打到咁多大漢呢？
+
+195
+00:22:36,644 --> 00:22:42,654
+清涼寺啲和尚見到方丈畀人哋圍攻就紛紛搦起棍棒火叉上嚟助戰嘞噃。
+
+196
+00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:48,994
+但呢啲和尚呢又唔會武功，一上嚟唧就畀人哋打到頭破血流。
+
+197
+00:22:49,313 --> 00:22:52,170
+澄光話：大家唔好逳手。
+
+198
+00:22:53,068 --> 00:22:56,684
+巴顏發惡話：大家即管放手殺人啦！
+
+199
+00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:04,380
+噉嗰班喇嘛就一啲都唔留情嘞，一陣間唧，有四名清涼寺嘅和尚畀人斬死。
+
+200
+00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:10,700
+噉其餘啲和尚見到敵人行兇殺人唄，都企得遠遠喺度嗌唔敢過嚟。
+
+201
+00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:19,343
+澄光稍為一下疏忽，又中咗皇甫閣嘅一指，呢一指呢，又督喺佢右胸。
+
+202
+00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:27,703
+皇甫閣笑住話：少林派嘅般若掌亦不過如此唧，大和尚你仲唔投降啊？
+
+203
+00:23:28,401 --> 00:23:33,381
+澄光話：阿彌陀佛，施主嘅罪孽唔細啊。
+
+204
+00:23:34,606 --> 00:23:39,600
+突然間，兩名喇嘛揮刀貼地趢過嚟，斬佢雙腳。
+
+205
+00:23:40,116 --> 00:23:45,124
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,507
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,246 --> 00:00:16,148
+話説澄光大師右胸就中咗皇甫閣一招，突然間，兩名喇嘛揮刀貼地趢過嚟，斬佢雙腳。
+
+3
+00:00:17,078 --> 00:00:26,173
+澄光舉腳就踢嘞噃，但係心口痛到佢不得了，眼前都黑晒，呢一腳呢踢到半路就踢唔出去嘞。
+
+4
+00:00:26,746 --> 00:00:35,310
+迷迷懵懵之間，左掌向下一掃，啱啱掃中兩名喇嘛嘅頭頂，兩個人就當堂暈咗。
+
+5
+00:00:36,341 --> 00:00:39,269
+巴顏喝罵一聲：死禿驢吖！
+
+6
+00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:44,051
+雙手一伸，十隻手指都揦正澄光左腳。
+
+7
+00:00:44,998 --> 00:00:48,354
+澄光點都支持唔住喇成個𢴈低喺地。
+
+8
+00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:54,030
+皇甫閣連氣幾指啊，點咗澄光嘅穴道。
+
+9
+00:00:55,038 --> 00:01:03,172
+巴顏哈哈大笑，右腳向住木門就踢，喀喇一聲，嗰道門啊飛咗入去裏便。
+
+10
+00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:08,171
+巴顏笑住話：快啲出嚟啦，等大家睇下係點樣嘅。
+
+11
+00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:13,852
+僧房裏便黑麻麻，靜寂無聲。
+
+12
+00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:17,701
+巴顏話：同我揪佢出嚟！
+
+13
+00:01:18,581 --> 00:01:21,010
+兩名喇嘛一齊應咗就衝入去嘞。
+
+14
+00:01:22,438 --> 00:01:33,103
+突然間，門口金光一閃，喺僧房裏便伸出一條黃金大杵，㩧㩧兩聲，打喺兩名喇嘛嘅頭殼上便。
+
+15
+00:01:33,951 --> 00:01:41,303
+黃金杵呢即刻縮翻入去，噉嗰兩名喇嘛啞都唔啞，腦漿迸裂就死喺門口。
+
+16
+00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:44,954
+黃金杵呢係一種兵器嚟。
+
+17
+00:01:46,504 --> 00:01:49,959
+哎呀呢下變故啊真係出人意料之外啊。
+
+18
+00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:52,495
+巴顏大聲噉鬧。
+
+19
+00:01:53,158 --> 00:01:55,749
+又有三名喇嘛對住道門衝入去。
+
+20
+00:01:56,481 --> 00:02:03,403
+呢次三個人呢都有咗準備嘞，入去嘅時候，舞動鋼刀保護住頭頂。
+
+21
+00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:12,927
+第一名喇嘛啱啱入門口唧，嗰條黃金杵啊㩧落嚟，就連埋把刀一齊打中嗰個喇嘛頭頂。
+
+22
+00:02:14,077 --> 00:02:27,557
+第二名喇嘛呢用盡全力舉起把刀嚟想頂住金杵啦，但係金杵㩧落嚟嘅時候似乎有千斤咁重，鋼刀一啲都擋唔住，㩧一聲又打到頭骨碎裂。
+
+23
+00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:33,726
+第三名喇嘛就嚇到面如土色，鋼刀都跌咗落地啊，趯翻翻轉頭。
+
+24
+00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:38,869
+巴顏就破口大罵，不過呢亦都唔敢親自攻門。
+
+25
+00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:43,660
+皇甫閣就話：上屋頂，揭啲瓦打佢！
+
+26
+00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:50,289
+即刻有四名漢子啊跳上屋頂，揭咗啲瓦，喺空嘅地方啊掟入屋。
+
+27
+00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:54,963
+皇甫閣又話：將啲石頭拋入去！
+
+28
+00:02:55,849 --> 00:03:00,175
+噉佢手下啲人呢，就即刻執起地下啲石頭，喺門口拋入去嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:08,001
+喺門口拋入去嘅石頭啊，大部分畀屋裏便嗰個人用金杵打翻出嚟。
+
+30
+00:03:09,734 --> 00:03:14,101
+不過喺屋頂掟落去嘅瓦呢，就一件件跌晒落去。
+
+31
+00:03:14,692 --> 00:03:19,856
+噉樣一嚟，屋裏便嘅人係武功再高想留喺處呢亦冇法子嘞。
+
+32
+00:03:21,454 --> 00:03:31,829
+忽然之間，聽見一聲怒哮，一個肥大和尚啊左手拖住一個僧人，右手舞住條金杵大踏步行出嚟。
+
+33
+00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:40,196
+呢個莽和尚比一般人呢至少都高個半頭，威風凜凜，好似天神一樣啊。
+
+34
+00:03:41,676 --> 00:03:45,197
+佢大聲噉喝：你哋嫌命長啊！
+
+35
+00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:55,720
+只見佢紫醬色面口，一堆亂草噉嘅短鬚，僧衣破爛，膊闊腰粗手大腳大啊。
+
+36
+00:03:56,813 --> 00:04:02,983
+皇甫閣、巴顏等人見到佢噉嘅威勢，都不由自主倒褪幾步。
+
+37
+00:04:03,813 --> 00:04:09,510
+巴顏話：呢個賊禿一個人啫嘛，怕佢咩嘢啊？大家一齊上！
+
+38
+00:04:10,524 --> 00:04:15,053
+皇甫閣話：大家要小心啊，唔好傷害佢身邊嗰個和尚啊。
+
+39
+00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:28,160
+啲人睇下嗰個和尚，只見佢三十零歲啦，身高體瘦豐神俊朗，但係耷低雙眼，對周圍嘅情勢竟然係唔睇一眼。
+
+40
+00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:32,328
+韋小寶個心突然間一跳嘞佢諗：
+
+41
+00:04:33,227 --> 00:04:40,918
+呢個人一定係小皇帝嘅爸爸嘞，不過相貌唔係點似樣嘅，佢好睇過小皇帝好多啊。
+
+42
+00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:44,024
+吖原來佢咁後生㗎咋。
+
+43
+00:04:45,531 --> 00:04:49,900
+就喺呢個時候，十幾名喇嘛一齊進攻莽和尚。
+
+44
+00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:59,820
+嗰個莽和尚啊揮動金杵，跟住就㩧㩧聲喇，每㩧一聲，就有一名喇嘛畀條杵打中跌喺地死咗。
+
+45
+00:05:01,191 --> 00:05:10,180
+皇甫閣左手喺條腰處攞咗條軟鞭出���，巴顏啊叫手下喇嘛攞兵器嚟，乃係一對短柄鐵錘。
+
+46
+00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:13,762
+兩個人一左一右夾攻莽和尚。
+
+47
+00:05:15,006 --> 00:05:22,424
+皇甫閣軟鞭一抖，鞭尾啊打橫一掃，啡一聲，喺莽和尚條頸處鞭咗一下。
+
+48
+00:05:23,294 --> 00:05:27,686
+嗰個和尚哇哇聲大叫，一杵打過巴顏嗰度。
+
+49
+00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:35,366
+噉啊巴顏舉起雙錘硬擋，噹一聲，手臂酸麻，雙錘當堂甩手。
+
+50
+00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:39,300
+同時嗰個和尚呢又畀軟鞭打中膊頭嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:46,340
+大家都睇得出嚟，原來呢個和尚不過係氣力大唧，武功又平平而已啊。
+
+52
+00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:51,949
+一名喇嘛逼埋去，捉住嗰個中年和尚嘅左手。
+
+53
+00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,400
+嗰個和尚只係哼咗一聲，並冇掙扎。
+
+54
+00:05:56,786 --> 00:06:00,614
+韋小寶細細聲對雙兒話：保護嗰個和尚。
+
+55
+00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:01,490
+哦。
+
+56
+00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:09,198
+雙兒一個箭步衝上前，用手指向住嗰個喇嘛條腰點落去，嗰個喇嘛應聲而倒。
+
+57
+00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:14,023
+雙兒一轉身，用手指向皇甫閣塊面上虛點。
+
+58
+00:06:14,622 --> 00:06:20,082
+噉皇甫閣向右便閃開，佢反手一指，就點中咗巴顏嘅心口。
+
+59
+00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:24,252
+巴顏噼啪一聲，仰面朝天跌倒喺地嘞。
+
+60
+00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:32,192
+雙兒東一轉西一轉，手指一點，噉啊巴顏同皇甫閣帶嚟嗰十幾個人啊紛紛跌倒。
+
+61
+00:06:32,774 --> 00:06:36,170
+心溪話：喂，喂，細路，誒誒小施主。
+
+62
+00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:42,550
+雙兒笑住話：喂，喂，老和尚。一手指點中心溪條腰。
+
+63
+00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:52,307
+皇甫閣啊舞動軟鞭，保護住前後左右，條鞭啊呼呼聲咁響，直情水潑唔入啊。
+
+64
+00:06:53,231 --> 00:06:56,209
+雙兒呢喺鞭圈外便盤旋遊走。
+
+65
+00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:04,188
+皇甫閣個軟鞭越使越快，有幾次係爭啲要打到雙兒㗎喇，都畀佢避開咗。
+
+66
+00:07:04,894 --> 00:07:07,867
+皇甫閣話：僆仔好嘢啊你。
+
+67
+00:07:08,894 --> 00:07:14,816
+一使力，條軟鞭好似長槍噉啊，筆直向住雙兒心口刺過去。
+
+68
+00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:19,248
+雙兒向前猛撲，用手指直點皇甫閣個小腹。
+
+69
+00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:28,703
+皇甫閣左掌豎起來，擋住佢點過嚟嗰隻手指，跟住軟鞭嘅鞭尾突然間回頭，猛點雙兒嘅背心。
+
+70
+00:07:29,312 --> 00:07:33,354
+雙兒即刻喺地下一轆轆開，情形都幾狼狽㗎。
+
+71
+00:07:34,502 --> 00:07:45,918
+韋小寶睇見雙兒會輸個心好急，噉啊想喺地下揦紮泥沙去糝皇甫閣雙眼啦，不過地下掃得乾乾淨淨，冇泥沙好揦啊。
+
+72
+00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:51,910
+雙兒仲未企起身唧，皇甫閣條軟鞭已經對住佢身擊落去嘞。
+
+73
+00:07:52,194 --> 00:07:55,480
+韋小寶大聲叫話，唔好打唔好打！
+
+74
+00:07:57,322 --> 00:08:01,149
+嗰個莽和尚啊揮動金杵，急急上前嚟救雙兒。
+
+75
+00:08:01,991 --> 00:08:09,893
+驀然間，雙兒右手執住軟鞭嘅鞭尾，皇甫閣啊出力向上捹，將佢成個人捹向半空。
+
+76
+00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:17,747
+韋小寶扲下個袋，亦唔理扲到啲咩嘢喇，一扲出嚟唧就向住皇甫閣塊面𢴈過去。
+
+77
+00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:23,154
+只見白紙飛舞，幾十張紙遮住皇甫閣雙眼。
+
+78
+00:08:23,952 --> 00:08:28,787
+皇甫閣啊連忙用手撥開啲紙啦，噉右手嘅力呢即刻就冇咗咯。
+
+79
+00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:33,380
+呢個時候，莽和尚條金杵已經打到嚟頭頂。
+
+80
+00:08:34,321 --> 00:08:39,136
+皇甫閣大驚啊，都冇得諗喇，一下𠱂咗喺地避開條金杵。
+
+81
+00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:47,295
+雙兒個身喺半空中，人都未落地唧，右腳就踢出去，踢正皇甫閣嘅太陽穴。
+
+82
+00:08:47,606 --> 00:08:50,138
+佢哎吖一聲，成個瞓喺地。
+
+83
+00:08:50,307 --> 00:08:57,603
+跟住嘭一聲，火星四濺，黃金杵打落地下，離開佢頭殼啊不過半尺唧。
+
+84
+00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:02,304
+雙兒右腳落地，跟住將軟鞭搶咗去。
+
+85
+00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:05,520
+韋小寶大聲喝彩：好嘢啊！
+
+86
+00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:13,472
+拔出把匕首，衝上去指住皇甫閣左眼喝佢話：你叫手下人都出翻去，邊個都唔准入嚟。
+
+87
+00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:22,733
+皇甫閣個身就唔能夠逳，塊面感覺匕首啊深深寒氣，嘩個心驚到啊乜嘢噉，大聲叫話：
+
+88
+00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:26,099
+你哋都出翻去，叫大家邊個都唔准入嚟！
+
+89
+00:09:27,315 --> 00:09:35,164
+佢手下嗰班人遲疑咗一陣，見到韋小寶揸住匕首想殺皇甫閣噉，噉啊即刻就走翻出間廟嘞。
+
+90
+00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:43,659
+嗰個莽和尚睩大雙眼望實雙兒，過咗一陣，讚佢話���細路好嘢！
+
+91
+00:09:44,472 --> 00:09:50,404
+講完，左手倒提金杵，右手扶住嗰個中年和尚啊翻入去僧房。
+
+92
+00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:57,072
+韋小寶行快兩步，想同嗰個中年和尚講幾句説話，但係呢嚟唔切嘞。
+
+93
+00:09:58,414 --> 00:10:02,807
+雙兒行去澄光身邊，解開咗佢嘅穴道佢話：
+
+94
+00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:07,140
+呢啲壞蛋，強橫霸道冒犯咗大和尚喇。
+
+95
+00:10:08,402 --> 00:10:16,265
+澄光企起身，合十行禮話：小施主身懷絕技，解救本寺大難。
+
+96
+00:10:16,911 --> 00:10:21,989
+老衲老眼昏花，不識高人，先頭多多失敬啊。
+
+97
+00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:27,373
+雙兒話：冇啊，你一直對我哋公子好客氣啊。
+
+98
+00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:39,423
+韋小寶個心定翻嘞，而家先至發覺，自己先頭𢴈喺皇甫閣塊面遮住佢雙眼嘅竟然係一大沓銀票，就哈哈大笑話：
+
+99
+00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:43,731
+哈哈，見到銀票唔投降嘅呢，天下真係冇幾多人㗎啫。
+
+100
+00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:48,637
+我用幾萬兩銀票打過去，你非大叫投降不可嘅。
+
+101
+00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:54,394
+雙兒笑笑口噉執翻起啲銀票，交翻畀韋小寶。
+
+102
+00:10:55,642 --> 00:11:01,240
+澄光問韋小寶話：韋公子，呢度嘅事點算呢？
+
+103
+00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:09,620
+韋小寶笑住同皇甫閣佢哋話：喂，呢三位朋友啊，吩咐你哋啲下人散去啦。
+
+104
+00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:15,162
+皇甫閣即刻大聲噉話：你哋都翻落去山腳等我！
+
+105
+00:11:16,402 --> 00:11:23,017
+只聽見外便幾百人齊聲答應，啲腳步聲呢嚓嚓嚓嚓噉一陣間就走清光。
+
+106
+00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:29,127
+澄光個心稍為安樂啲，就想去幫心溪解開穴道。
+
+107
+00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:34,946
+韋小寶話：方丈咪住，我有説話同你商量啊。
+
+108
+00:11:35,641 --> 00:11:44,384
+澄光話：係。不過呢幾位師兄封咗穴道，時間長喇手腳麻木，我同佢哋解開先啦。
+
+109
+00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:50,640
+唔緊要嘅，亦唔爭在呢一時半時啦，我哋去嗰便間廳坐下啦。
+
+110
+00:11:51,436 --> 00:11:57,302
+好。心溪師兄啊，你唔使心急，等陣幫你解開穴道啦。
+
+111
+00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:02,261
+澄光講完，就帶韋小寶去西便間佛殿裏頭。
+
+112
+00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:09,372
+韋小寶話：方丈，呢班人，真係嚟搵小喇嘛嘅咩？
+
+113
+00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:13,414
+澄光張口結舌冇法子回答。
+
+114
+00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,357
+韋小寶哄個嘴喺佢耳仔邊細聲話：
+
+115
+00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:24,252
+我係知道噃，佢哋啊，係為嗰位皇帝和尚嚟嘅。
+
+116
+00:12:25,231 --> 00:12:28,237
+澄光個身一震，慢慢岌下頭話：
+
+117
+00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,904
+原來小施主早啊知道嘞。
+
+118
+00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:41,690
+我嚟到寶剎，打齋做法事係假嘅，係奉，係奉命保護皇帝和尚。
+
+119
+00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,601
+原來噉嘅。
+
+120
+00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:52,770
+老衲本來就疑心，小施主咁遠路嚟到清涼寺打齋，睇個樣都唔係點似吖。
+
+121
+00:12:53,952 --> 00:13:00,928
+澄光大師，皇甫閣、巴顏佢哋雖然捉住咗咯，不過捉虎容易放虎難噃。
+
+122
+00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:06,220
+如果放咗佢哋，過幾日又嚟糾纏不清，好麻煩㗎噃。
+
+123
+00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:09,563
+誒殺人係唔殺得嘅。
+
+124
+00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,794
+清涼寺已經殺咗幾條人命嘞。
+
+125
+00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:17,052
+唉，阿彌陀佛，阿彌陀佛。
+
+126
+00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,604
+殺咗佢哋梗係冇用啦。
+
+127
+00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:23,638
+噉樣啦，你叫人將呢班人都綁起嚟。
+
+128
+00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:28,299
+我哋再仔細問一問，佢哋嚟搵皇帝和尚到底係咩嘢用意嘅。
+
+129
+00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:42,118
+澄光啊有啲為難嘞佢話：誒佛門係清靜嘅地方，我哋出家人私自綁人審問，似乎於理不合噃。
+
+130
+00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:44,927
+咩嘢於理不合唧？
+
+131
+00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,971
+佢哋想嚟殺清光你間廟啲和尚啊，唔通於理就好合咩？
+
+132
+00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:57,442
+我哋如果唔審問明白想法子嚟對付，佢哋又嚟殺人，放火燒咗你間清涼寺噉點算啊？
+
+133
+00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:04,263
+誒，誒噉又係噃，噉，任憑施主吩咐係啦。
+
+134
+00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:10,201
+澄光拍下手掌，叫一名和尚入嚟，吩咐佢話：
+
+135
+00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:15,283
+你去請嗰位皇甫先生過嚟，我哋有説話請教。
+
+136
+00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:23,596
+韋小寶話：呢個皇甫閣好狡猾嘅，都怕問唔出咩嘢嘅，我哋仲係問下嗰個大喇嘛先啦。
+
+137
+00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:27,951
+哦，冇錯冇錯，哈，我點解想唔到呢？
+
+138
+00:14:29,211 --> 00:14:32,146
+噉兩個和尚挾住巴顏入到嚟佛��。
+
+139
+00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:37,437
+因為嬲佢殺害寺裏便嘅僧人啊，就出力噉掉佢喺地下。
+
+140
+00:14:38,437 --> 00:14:43,751
+澄光話：唉，點解對大喇嘛冇啲禮貌嘅呢？
+
+141
+00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,639
+係。兩名僧人應咗就出翻去嘞。
+
+142
+00:14:48,912 --> 00:14:55,513
+韋小寶左手搦住一張椅，右手用匕首呢，將椅腳不停咁削。
+
+143
+00:14:57,052 --> 00:15:06,680
+嗰把匕首好鋒利嘅，削到椅腳一片片噉跌晒落地，啲木片呢不過係一二分咁上下厚薄，就好似削水果一樣。
+
+144
+00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:10,433
+噉澄光擘大雙眼唔明白佢嘅意思嘞。
+
+145
+00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:25,586
+韋小寶放低張椅就行到巴顏面前，左手摸一摸佢嘅頭殼，右手將匕首喺佢頭殼上便呢虛削幾削，就完全同啱先削椅腳嘅時候一模一樣嘅。
+
+146
+00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,960
+巴顏大叫話：唔得㗎，唔得㗎！
+
+147
+00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,783
+澄光亦都叫：唔好啊。
+
+148
+00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:35,243
+韋小寶話：咩嘢得唔得啊？
+
+149
+00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:40,740
+我知道西藏嘅大喇嘛呢都練咗一門鐵頭功嘅，刀槍唔入。
+
+150
+00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:49,384
+我喺北京嘅時候，曾經親自用呢把短劍呢去削一個大喇嘛嘅頭殼，哈，削咗半日，都削佢唔逳噃。
+
+151
+00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:55,554
+大喇嘛，你係貨真價實呢定係冒牌貨啊？唔試試點知道唧？
+
+152
+00:15:56,331 --> 00:16:00,910
+巴顏話：哦鐵頭功我冇練過，你一削我就死㗎喇。
+
+153
+00:16:01,737 --> 00:16:06,860
+唔一定死嘅，削咗兩三寸去，亦唔見得就會死啊？
+
+154
+00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,643
+我淨係削咗你一層頭蓋骨，見到你嘅腦漿為止。
+
+155
+00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:16,663
+一個人呢如果講真説話腦漿就唔逳嘅；
+
+156
+00:16:17,323 --> 00:16:23,382
+如果講大話呃人呢，啲腦漿啊，好似煲滾嘅滾水噉滾到㗾㗾聲。
+
+157
+00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:29,757
+我有説話問你，唔削開你嘅頭殼我點知你講嘅係真話假話啊。
+
+158
+00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:33,080
+誒唔好削，唔好削，我講真話就係喇。
+
+159
+00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,843
+係真係假我點知啊？
+
+160
+00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,848
+我如果講大話咯，你再削我頭殼都唔遲啊。
+
+161
+00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:46,130
+嗯，噉啊，噉好啦，我問你，係邊個叫你嚟清涼寺嘅？
+
+162
+00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:51,131
+係菩薩頂真容院嘅大喇嘛，勝羅陀派我嚟嘅。
+
+163
+00:16:52,001 --> 00:17:03,253
+澄光話：阿彌陀佛，五台山青廟黃廟從來冇仇冇怨，菩薩頂嘅大喇嘛，點解會叫你嚟搗亂呢？
+
+164
+00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,504
+嗯我亦都唔係嚟搗亂㗎。
+
+165
+00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:18,676
+勝羅陀師兄，叫我嚟搵一個三十零歲嘅和尚，話佢，誒偷咗我哋拉薩活佛嘅寶經，走到嚟清涼寺匿埋，所以啊非揪出嚟不可個啫。
+
+166
+00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:23,910
+阿彌陀佛，邊度有噉嘅事吖？
+
+167
+00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:29,810
+韋小寶攞起把匕首喝佢話：你講大話，我削開你嘅頭骨睇下。
+
+168
+00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:34,146
+巴顏大叫話：冇啊，冇講大話啊。
+
+169
+00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:37,191
+你唔信，就去問下勝羅陀師兄啦。
+
+170
+00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:48,861
+佢話，嗯佢話我哋詐假意話失咗個小喇嘛，其實呢，係搵嗰個中年和尚，又話嗰個皇甫先生欸認得呢個和尚嘅，請佢陪埋嚟搵人。
+
+171
+00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:59,501
+勝羅陀師兄話，呢個和尚偷嘅，係我哋密宗嘅秘密藏經，大毗盧遮那佛神變加持經，係非同小可㗎。
+
+172
+00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:06,425
+如果啊捉到呢個和尚，係一件大功勞，返到拉薩，活佛一定會重重有賞啊。
+
+173
+00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:17,040
+韋小寶見到佢表情誠懇都唔似係作偽嘅，估計佢亦係畀人哋呃，人哋唔畀佢知道順治皇帝嘅真相。
+
+174
+00:18:18,712 --> 00:18:27,970
+韋小寶一諗，就喺身邊攞出嗰封西藏文嘅書信，就係喺半路雙兒捉住嗰三名喇嘛攞翻嚟嘅。
+
+175
+00:18:29,186 --> 00:18:31,171
+韋小寶攤開佢，佢話：
+
+176
+00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:34,390
+你讀畀我聽下，呢封信裏便寫啲咩嘢。
+
+177
+00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,632
+噉講完將匕首打平放喺佢頭頂。
+
+178
+00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,378
+巴顏話：係，係。
+
+179
+00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,604
+就嘰里咕嚕就讀咯噃。
+
+180
+00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:50,220
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：冇錯，你讀得好好，一個字都冇讀錯。
+
+181
+00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:56,988
+不過呢位方丈大師啊唔懂你哋藏文，你用漢語將信裏便嘅説話講出嚟啦。
+
+182
+00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:58,633
+係，係。
+
+183
+00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:06,860
+誒封信講，呢位大誒大人物，誒的確係喺五台山清涼寺裏便���
+
+184
+00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:15,033
+最近得到消息，話誒神，神龍教啊要請佢去，我哋要誒要先下手為強。
+
+185
+00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:22,070
+韋小寶聽佢連神龍教三個字都講埋出嚟，估計都唔會係假㗎喇就問：
+
+186
+00:19:23,285 --> 00:19:24,983
+信裏便仲講啲咩嘢吖？
+
+187
+00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:35,630
+誒信裏便話，誒去到清涼寺請呢位大人物，難就唔係好難㗎啫，就怕神龍教知道消息，亦走嚟搶啊。
+
+188
+00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:42,324
+所以，勝羅陀師兄，請北京嘅達和爾師兄啊急速派多啲高手嚟到幫助。
+
+189
+00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:53,340
+如果，誒如果桑結大喇嘛已經嚟到北京，佢老人家啊當世無敵，親自嚟到主持噉就，噉就，噉就萬失無一喇。
+
+190
+00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:58,312
+你阿爺吖，係萬無一失，咩萬失無一吖。
+
+191
+00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:06,914
+韋小寶居然能夠糾正人哋講成語嘅錯誤，真係千載難逢嘅事啊，覺得好得意。
+
+192
+00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:10,359
+哦，係係係，係係係萬，係萬一無失。
+
+193
+00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:14,240
+你阿爺吖仲係講錯咗，仲有呢？
+
+194
+00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,382
+嗯冇嘞，下便冇字嘞。
+
+195
+00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:20,820
+嗰個皇甫閣係咩人啊？
+
+196
+00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:26,131
+佢係勝羅陀師兄請翻嚟嘅幫手，尋晚先至到嘅。
+
+197
+00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,108
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，對澄光話：
+
+198
+00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,137
+方丈，我要審下嗰個佛光寺嘅肥和尚嘞。
+
+199
+00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,626
+你如果唔好意思，噉喺窗口外便聽啦。
+
+200
+00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:40,154
+哦噉係最好啦最好啦。
+
+201
+00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:49,173
+澄光叫人帶走咗巴顏，又將心溪和尚帶嚟，自己呢就返去禪房，亦都唔喺窗口外便聽審嘞。
+
+202
+00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:53,554
+心溪入到嚟，就笑口噬噬噉話：
+
+203
+00:20:53,705 --> 00:21:07,397
+嘿嘿，誒兩位施主年紀輕輕，武功咁使得，老衲固之然係見所未見，而且係聞所未聞啦，少年英雄真係不得了，了不得啊！
+
+204
+00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,556
+韋小寶鬧佢話：邊個要你嚟托大腳啊？
+
+205
+00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:14,960
+講完，踢咗佢囉柚一腳。
+
+206
+00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:19,068
+心溪啊雖然痛啊，不過仲係笑口噬噬噉話：
+
+207
+00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:25,781
+誒係係，誒呵呵，凡係真正嘅英雄好漢，都係唔鐘意人哋托大腳嘅。
+
+208
+00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:31,576
+不過老和尚講嘅係真心説話，唔算係托大腳，唔算係托大腳嘅。
+
+209
+00:21:32,722 --> 00:21:37,623
+我問你，你嚟清涼寺發爛渣係邊個派你嚟嘅？
+
+210
+00:21:38,412 --> 00:21:42,158
+誒誒施主問到咯，老僧梗係要講㗎啦。
+
+211
+00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:53,249
+係菩薩頂真容院大喇嘛勝羅陀，叫人送咗二百兩銀畀我，要我陪佢個師弟巴顏嚟清涼寺搵欸欸搵哦搵一個人。
+
+212
+00:21:53,631 --> 00:21:57,712
+噉老僧無功不受祿啊，噉啊只有陪佢行一趟啦。
+
+213
+00:21:58,682 --> 00:22:04,599
+韋小寶又一腳踢落去，鬧佢話：亂噏無為你仲想呃我？快啲老實講。
+
+214
+00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:11,470
+係，誒唔怕同施主講，大喇嘛，送咗，三百兩銀畀我。
+
+215
+00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:13,436
+明明係一千兩嘞。
+
+216
+00:22:13,507 --> 00:22:19,621
+誒實實在在係五百兩，誒如果多一兩呢，老和尚唔係人，誒唔係人。
+
+217
+00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,949
+嗰皇甫閣又係咩東東啊？
+
+218
+00:22:23,971 --> 00:22:29,486
+嗰個嘢啊，下流鬼，唔係好嘢嚟啊，係巴顏嗰個鬼喇嘛帶嚟嘅。
+
+219
+00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:37,040
+施主放咗我之後呢，老僧即刻送佢去五台縣，請知縣大人治佢罪至得。
+
+220
+00:22:37,546 --> 00:22:42,423
+清涼寺係佛門清淨之地，佢點能夠嚟胡作非為呢？
+
+221
+00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:49,930
+誒小施主啊，嗰幾條人命，連埋死咗嗰幾個喇嘛呢，我哋都推晒畀佢孭呢好唔好啊？
+
+222
+00:22:51,181 --> 00:22:54,254
+明明都係你殺嘅，點能夠推喺人哋身上呢？
+
+223
+00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:58,480
+誒好少爺好少爺，唔該你放過我啦。
+
+224
+00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:04,754
+韋小寶叫人將佢帶翻出去，又帶咗皇甫閣入嚟審問。
+
+225
+00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:08,600
+呢個人係十分硬頸啊一句説話都唔回答。
+
+226
+00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:14,172
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,304
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,292 --> 00:00:12,936
+話説韋小寶審問完心溪和尚，就叫人將佢帶出去，又帶咗皇甫閣嚟審問。
+
+3
+00:00:14,228 --> 00:00:18,663
+呢個人呢十分硬頸啊，一句説話都唔回答。
+
+4
+00:00:19,864 --> 00:00:23,224
+韋小寶用匕首嚟嚇佢，佢理都唔理。
+
+5
+00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:28,748
+雙兒點佢天豁穴穴道，痛到佢死死下喇忍唔住呻吟喇。
+
+6
+00:00:29,357 --> 00:00:33,553
+但係韋小寶問佢啲嘢呢始終唔肯回答，只係話：
+
+7
+00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:40,510
+你有種，就一刀將大爺殺咗，折磨人嘅，唔係好漢。
+
+8
+00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:46,329
+韋小寶敬重佢係條漢子就話：好，我哋唔折磨你。
+
+9
+00:00:47,062 --> 00:00:49,611
+叫雙兒解咗佢個天豁穴嘅穴道。
+
+10
+00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:56,592
+佢叫人帶咗皇甫閣出咗去之後，又去請咗澄光方丈嚟嘞佢話：
+
+11
+00:00:57,782 --> 00:01:02,708
+呢件事點樣了局呢，我哋要同嗰位大人物商量下至得噃。
+
+12
+00:01:03,543 --> 00:01:08,086
+澄光擰頭話：佢係堅決唔見外人嘅。
+
+13
+00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:12,469
+咩唔見外人唧？先頭咪已經見過嘞咩？
+
+14
+00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:15,832
+我哋如果唔理啊，佢唔係畀人哋捉咗去。
+
+15
+00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:28,590
+唔使幾日，北京嘅大喇嘛又派人嚟，有個咩天下無敵嘅大高手，仲有咩神龍教、烏龜教啊噉，就算我哋肯幫忙啊亦頂唔住咁多人㗎。
+
+16
+00:01:29,453 --> 00:01:31,977
+哦，噉又係噃。
+
+17
+00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:37,584
+嗱，你同佢講啦，話事情緊急，一定要商量個辦法出嚟至得㗎。
+
+18
+00:01:38,492 --> 00:01:44,685
+老衲應承過佢喇，寺裏便連老衲在內都唔同佢講説話㗎。
+
+19
+00:01:45,165 --> 00:01:48,690
+好，我唔係你寺裏便嘅和尚吖嘛，我去同佢講。
+
+20
+00:01:49,812 --> 00:01:52,388
+唔得嘅呢唔得嘅呢。
+
+21
+00:01:52,539 --> 00:01:59,917
+小施主一入僧房，佢師弟啊嗰個莽和尚行癲，就會一杵打死你㗎喇。
+
+22
+00:02:00,637 --> 00:02:01,812
+佢打唔死我嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:05,383
+澄光睇咗雙兒一眼佢就話：
+
+24
+00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:12,416
+你就算叫尊價將行癲和尚點倒，行癡仍然唔會同你講嘢嘅。
+
+25
+00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:16,375
+行癡？佢法名叫做行癡啊？
+
+26
+00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,898
+係，原來施主唔知道啊？
+
+27
+00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:23,580
+唉，既然係噉，我亦冇計嘞。
+
+28
+00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:32,856
+你又冇萬失無一嘅好法子，可惜清涼寺好好一座古廟，喺你方丈手裏便噉就冇咗啦。
+
+29
+00:02:33,956 --> 00:02:43,350
+澄光愁眉苦面，一味咁搓手，忽然間佢話：啊，我去問下玉林師兄或者佢有法子呢。
+
+30
+00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,616
+呢位玉林大師係邊個啊？
+
+31
+00:02:47,432 --> 00:02:50,077
+係行癡嘅傳法師父。
+
+32
+00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:54,789
+哎呀好極喇好極喇，你帶我去見嗰位老和尚啦。
+
+33
+00:02:56,194 --> 00:03:01,127
+噉澄光啊即刻帶韋小寶同雙兒，由清涼寺嘅後門出去。
+
+34
+00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:08,577
+行咗里幾路，嚟到一座舊廟，細細間嘅啫，間廟亦冇匾額。
+
+35
+00:03:09,761 --> 00:03:13,949
+澄光帶佢哋一直入去，入到去後便嘅禪房。
+
+36
+00:03:15,014 --> 00:03:25,354
+只見一位白鬚白眉嘅老僧坐喺蒲團上便，正喺度閉目入定，對三個人入到嚟呢，似乎乜嘢都唔知唔覺噉。
+
+37
+00:03:26,812 --> 00:03:35,299
+澄光打咗個手勢，就輕輕喺旁邊嘅蒲團坐低，低目垂眉，雙手合十。
+
+38
+00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:42,040
+韋小寶偷笑嘞，跟住亦坐低，雙兒呢，就企喺佢後便。
+
+39
+00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:50,314
+四圍萬籟無聲靜一靜，呢間廟，似乎就得呢個老和尚唧。
+
+40
+00:03:51,564 --> 00:04:01,511
+過咗好耐，嗰個老僧始終紋絲不動就好似死咗噉樣，唔止佢唔逳啊，竟然連澄光逳都唔逳。
+
+41
+00:04:03,006 --> 00:04:14,322
+韋小寶手麻腳痺極之唔耐煩，企起身又坐低坐低又企起身，個心呢，將嗰個老僧嘅十八代祖宗都問候咗幾十次啊。
+
+42
+00:04:15,884 --> 00:04:25,931
+又過咗好耐，嗰個老僧唞咗個大氣慢慢擘開眼，見到面前有人亦唔覺得驚奇，只係微微岌下頭。
+
+43
+00:04:26,907 --> 00:04:37,046
+澄光話：師兄，行癡塵緣未斷，有人搵到嚟清涼寺啊，要請師兄佛法化解。
+
+44
+00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:44,062
+玉林話：境由心生，化解在己。
+
+45
+00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:50,130
+澄光話：外魔極重，清涼寺有難啊。
+
+46
+00:04:51,491 --> 00:05:01,948
+噉澄光就將心溪、巴顏、皇甫閣一班人想劫持行癡，好彩韋小寶主僕幫手搭救等等嘅情形講咗；
+
+47
+00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:07,500
+又話��方都死咗幾個人，睇嚟，對方唔肯善罷乾休。
+
+48
+00:05:09,293 --> 00:05:15,606
+玉林唔出聲唔出氣噉聽完，一言不發，眯埋雙眼又試入定嘞。
+
+49
+00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:21,161
+韋小寶嬲啊，噗聲企起身破口大罵：叉。
+
+50
+00:05:22,212 --> 00:05:28,717
+不過佢啱啱鬧咗個字唧，澄光就猛打手勢，𠼮佢唔好嬲又𠼮佢坐翻低。
+
+51
+00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:33,953
+呢一次玉林入定呢，又係細半個時辰。
+
+52
+00:05:35,483 --> 00:05:41,830
+韋小寶諗：天下間啊咩衰人潑婦都好，都冇呢個老和尚咁討厭啊。
+
+53
+00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:50,389
+好喇，等到玉林擘開眼喇，佢問：韋施主喺北京嚟啊？
+
+54
+00:05:51,203 --> 00:05:51,778
+冇錯。
+
+55
+00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,758
+韋施主喺皇上身邊辦事嘅係唔係啊？
+
+56
+00:05:57,603 --> 00:06:02,808
+韋小寶大吃一驚就跳起身嚟話：你，你，你，你點知㗎？
+
+57
+00:06:03,983 --> 00:06:06,279
+老衲不過係估嘅啫。
+
+58
+00:06:07,431 --> 00:06:13,533
+韋小寶諗：呢個老和尚真古怪，怕真係有啲法力㗎。
+
+59
+00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:17,640
+個心就唔敢再鬧佢嘞，規規矩矩噉坐翻低。
+
+60
+00:06:18,632 --> 00:06:24,934
+玉林話：皇上派韋施主嚟見行癡有咩嘢講啊？
+
+61
+00:06:26,191 --> 00:06:32,181
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個老和尚咩嘢都知道，呃佢都冇用㗎喇。就話：
+
+62
+00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:39,573
+皇上知道老皇爺仲喺人世，又喜又悲，派我嚟向老皇爺叩頭請安。
+
+63
+00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:44,688
+如果，如果老皇爺肯返駕回宮，噉啊最好啦。
+
+64
+00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:54,791
+康熙本來話查明真相之後呢，就自己上五台山嚟朝見父皇嘅，呢句説話韋小寶就瞞住佢唔講嘞。
+
+65
+00:06:55,974 --> 00:07:01,129
+玉林話：皇上有冇叫施主帶咩信物嚟呢？
+
+66
+00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:10,517
+韋小寶喺貼肉嘅底衫袋裏便，攞出康熙親筆所寫嘅御札雙手呈上去話：大師請睇啦。
+
+67
+00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,371
+御札上面寫住：
+
+68
+00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:27,570
+敕令御前侍衞副總管、欽賜穿黃馬褂韋小寶，前赴五台山一帶公幹，各省文武官員受命調遣，欽此。
+
+69
+00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,599
+玉林接過嚟睇咗還翻畀韋小寶。
+
+70
+00:07:32,782 --> 00:07:38,284
+原來係御前侍衞副總管韋大人，多多失敬。
+
+71
+00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:43,856
+韋小寶個心得意嘞：你唔敢睇小我嘞啩？
+
+72
+00:07:45,404 --> 00:07:52,440
+但係佢見玉林嘅表情啊，亦冇咩恭敬嘅樣，個心裏便嘅得意呢又淡翻晒嘞。
+
+73
+00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:59,609
+玉林話：韋施主，你話應該點樣處置呢？
+
+74
+00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:05,502
+韋小寶話：我要叩見老皇爺，聽老皇爺嘅吩咐。
+
+75
+00:08:06,714 --> 00:08:14,394
+佢以前富有四海，不過出家之後，塵緣早就斬斷咯。
+
+76
+00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:23,363
+老皇爺三個字唔好再提喇，免致聽到都嚇親人，又騷擾佢嘅清修。
+
+77
+00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:27,970
+韋小寶唔出聲，玉林又話：
+
+78
+00:08:28,911 --> 00:08:36,322
+請你返去啟奏皇上，行癡唔願見你，亦唔願再見外人嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:39,390
+皇上係佢個仔唔係外人啊。
+
+80
+00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:42,428
+乜嘢叫做出家呢？
+
+81
+00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:48,001
+家已經唔係家，妻子兒女都係外人嘞。
+
+82
+00:08:49,323 --> 00:08:54,444
+韋小寶個心諗：睇嚟都係你呢個老和尚喺度搞鬼，從中阻攔。
+
+83
+00:08:55,373 --> 00:09:00,306
+老皇爺就算唔肯回宮啊，亦唔至於連個仔都唔見啩？
+
+84
+00:09:01,193 --> 00:09:01,893
+佢就話：
+
+85
+00:09:02,616 --> 00:09:11,182
+既然係噉樣，我去調遣人馬，上五台山嚟到保護守衞，唔准閒雜人等，入清涼寺啰嗦滋事啦。
+
+86
+00:09:12,402 --> 00:09:21,091
+玉林微微一笑佢話：噉樣搞法，清涼寺就變成皇宮內院、官府衙門；
+
+87
+00:09:21,842 --> 00:09:28,210
+韋大人呢位御前侍衞副總管，就變成喺清涼寺當差喇。
+
+88
+00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:32,661
+噉行癡不如返去北京皇宮去仲好啦。
+
+89
+00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:41,088
+哦原來大師另有保護老，誒誒佢老人家嘅妙法嘅，在下洗耳恭聽。
+
+90
+00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:52,380
+韋施主小小年紀，果然係個厲害人物，難怪十幾歲嘅少年，就已經做到咁大官嘞。
+
+91
+00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:59,911
+妙法就冇，出家人與世無爭，逆來順受。
+
+92
+00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:09,774
+多謝韋施主一番美意，清涼寺如果真係有禍殃，噉亦係在劫難逃喇。
+
+93
+00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:14,811
+講完合十行禮，眯埋雙眼又入定嘞。
+
+94
+00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:23,413
+澄光企起身打個手勢，退翻出去，行到門邊，對住玉林躬身行禮。
+
+95
+00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:37,240
+韋小��對玉林扮個鬼臉，伸一伸條脷，右手個手指公啊撳住自己嘅鼻哥，四隻手指向住玉林擪咗幾擪，即係話：好臭啊，唔埋得鼻啊。
+
+96
+00:10:38,648 --> 00:10:41,790
+不過玉林啊眯埋雙眼，亦睇佢唔見。
+
+97
+00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:46,753
+三個人出到間廟仔外面，澄光話：
+
+98
+00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:52,529
+玉林大師係得道高僧，已經有明白嘅表示嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:57,112
+老衲去將心溪方丈佢哋都放翻。
+
+100
+00:10:57,788 --> 00:11:03,543
+韋施主，今日相見亦係有緣，我哋就分別嘞。
+
+101
+00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:11,089
+講完雙手合十，鞠躬行禮，竟然啊唔畀佢哋再返去清涼寺噃。
+
+102
+00:11:12,251 --> 00:11:20,230
+韋小寶心頭火起嘞佢話：好極喇，你哋有萬失無一嘅妙計係我多事啫。
+
+103
+00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:26,422
+就叫雙兒去嗌埋于八一班人，噉就落山，又返去靈境寺借宿。
+
+104
+00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:31,906
+佢尋晚喺靈境寺曾經佈施咗七十兩銀。
+
+105
+00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:37,369
+噉住持見到大施主又再光臨唄，梗係殷勤接待啦。
+
+106
+00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:43,560
+喺客房裏便，韋小寶用隻手撐住個頭佢諗：
+
+107
+00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:49,694
+老皇爺就見到嘞，吖原來佢一啲都唔老嘅。
+
+108
+00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:57,212
+不過佢又好危險咯，西藏喇嘛要捉佢，神龍教又要捉佢。
+
+109
+00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:05,179
+哼，嗰個玉林老賊禿，裝模作樣，屁本事都冇啲。
+
+110
+00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:09,548
+澄光方丈一個人又有咩用吖？
+
+111
+00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:16,786
+至怕幾日之後，老皇爺就會畀人捉咗去咯，噉我又點樣同小玄子交代呢？
+
+112
+00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:23,589
+一轉頭，見到雙兒皺實眉頭神情好唔高興噉，就問佢：
+
+113
+00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:26,451
+雙兒，有咩事唔高興啊？
+
+114
+00:12:28,044 --> 00:12:29,029
+冇咩嘢啊。
+
+115
+00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:32,113
+你一定有心事嘅，快啲講我聽啦。
+
+116
+00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,603
+真係冇咩嘢呢。
+
+117
+00:12:36,162 --> 00:12:40,801
+韋小寶轉念一諗，就話：吖我知嘞，我知嘞。
+
+118
+00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:45,568
+你怪我喺朝廷做官，一直都冇同你講係咪呢？
+
+119
+00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,972
+雙兒眼圈都紅咗佢話：
+
+120
+00:12:50,572 --> 00:13:00,540
+清廷皇帝係個大壞人，相公你，點解要做佢嘅官唧？而且仲做大官添。
+
+121
+00:13:01,193 --> 00:13:02,962
+講完眼淚就流出嚟。
+
+122
+00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:08,810
+韋小寶窒咗一窒佢話：哎傻嘅你都，噉使乜喊呢？
+
+123
+00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:19,158
+雙兒抽抽噎噎噉話：三少奶將我畀咗相公，吩咐我服侍你，聽你嘅説話。
+
+124
+00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:33,467
+不過，不過你喺朝廷做，做大官，我爸爸、媽媽，仲有兩個哥哥，都係畀啲惡官殺死嘅。
+
+125
+00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:36,924
+你，你。
+
+126
+00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:39,356
+講完就放聲喊嘞。
+
+127
+00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,741
+韋小寶一時手足無措連忙話：
+
+128
+00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:47,134
+哎好喇好喇，我而家乜嘢都唔瞞你喇吓。
+
+129
+00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:53,789
+嗱我老實講你聽吖，我做官呢係假嘅，我係天地會青木堂嘅香主。
+
+130
+00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:57,825
+天父地母反清復明，你明唔明白啊？
+
+131
+00:13:58,394 --> 00:14:03,463
+我師父係天地會嘅總舵主，我一早呢就同你哋三少奶講過喇。
+
+132
+00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,996
+我哋天地會，專門同朝廷作對。
+
+133
+00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:14,356
+我師父派我混入皇宮去做官，做咩呢？就要打探朝廷嘅消息。
+
+134
+00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:19,650
+呢件事啊好秘密㗎，如果畀人哋知道咗，我就冇命㗎喇。
+
+135
+00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:26,397
+雙兒一手揞住韋小寶把口，低聲話：你快啲唔好講啦。
+
+136
+00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:31,933
+哎呀都係我唔好，逼你講出嚟。講完就笑翻嘞。
+
+137
+00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:38,959
+相公係好人，當然唔會去做壞事啦，我，我真係笨嘅啫。
+
+138
+00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,159
+唔係，你好乖啊。
+
+139
+00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:50,349
+韋小寶拉住雙兒隻手，叫佢坐喺自己身邊，細細聲將順治同康熙之間嘅事情講畀佢聽。
+
+140
+00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:58,786
+佢又話：小皇帝先至十幾歲，佢阿爹出家做咗和尚唔要佢喇，你話可唔可憐吖佢。
+
+141
+00:14:59,802 --> 00:15:04,918
+今日嚟捉佢嗰班傢伙啊，都係大壞蛋嚟，好彩你救咗佢唧。
+
+142
+00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:09,579
+唉，我總算做翻一件好事。
+
+143
+00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:15,631
+不過噉噃雙兒，嗰班嘢呢又畀方丈放走嘞。
+
+144
+00:15:16,327 --> 00:15:25,554
+佢哋一定唔肯甘心嘅，翻轉頭又要捉嗰個老皇帝，將佢���肉啊，一件件噉割落嚟，煮熟嚟食，噉咪弊。
+
+145
+00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:34,360
+韋小寶知道雙兒嘅心好啊，要激佢勇於救人，就特登將順治嘅處境講得十分悽慘。
+
+146
+00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:41,063
+雙兒周身一震，佢問：佢哋要食佢嘅肉啊，點解啊？
+
+147
+00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:45,569
+唐僧和尚去西天取經呢個古仔你有冇聽過吖？
+
+148
+00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,363
+聽過啊，仲有孫悟空、豬八戒添。
+
+149
+00:15:50,111 --> 00:16:00,687
+嗱，佢哋去西方取經嘅時候呢，一路有好多妖怪，都想食唐僧嘅肉，話佢係聖僧，食咗佢嘅肉呢就會成佛成仙㗎喇。
+
+150
+00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:06,813
+啊，我明白喇，嗰啲壞人以為老皇帝和尚亦係聖僧。
+
+151
+00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:08,993
+係喇你真係聰明喇。
+
+152
+00:16:09,562 --> 00:16:17,121
+老皇帝和尚呢就好比係聖僧，嗰啲壞人呢係妖怪，我係馬騮精孫行者，你呢就係。
+
+153
+00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:23,641
+講完，將兩隻手掌放喺自己嘅耳仔旁邊擪下入擪。
+
+154
+00:16:24,848 --> 00:16:26,432
+你話我係豬八戒啊？
+
+155
+00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:32,201
+個樣呢就似觀音菩薩，不過做嘅呢，係豬八戒嘅事。
+
+156
+00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:35,470
+哎呀唔好講埋啲冒犯菩薩嘅説話啦。
+
+157
+00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:41,886
+相公，你做觀音菩薩身邊嗰個善財童子紅孩兒，我就係。
+
+158
+00:16:43,147 --> 00:16:47,063
+講到呢處，塊面一紅，下便嘅説話就唔講嘞。
+
+159
+00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:52,686
+韋小寶話：冇錯喇，我做善財童子，你就做龍女。
+
+160
+00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,352
+我哋兩個人成日喺一齊嘅，點都唔分開嘅。
+
+161
+00:16:57,072 --> 00:16:59,750
+雙兒塊面更紅喇，佢低聲話：
+
+162
+00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:06,784
+我梗係永遠服侍你啦，除非，除非你唔要我，趕我走咯。
+
+163
+00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,674
+韋小寶用隻手掌喺自己條頸處一斬佢話：
+
+164
+00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,640
+就係殺咗我個頭我都唔趕你走啊。
+
+165
+00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:17,597
+除非你唔要我，自己偷偷走囉。
+
+166
+00:17:18,317 --> 00:17:24,563
+雙兒亦都用隻手掌喺自己條頸處一斬佢話：殺咗我個頭亦唔會走啊。
+
+167
+00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,629
+兩個人同時哈哈大笑。
+
+168
+00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:36,401
+雙兒自從跟咗韋小寶之後，主僕嘅分別係好嚴格嘅，好少同佢講笑。
+
+169
+00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:41,225
+今日聽韋小寶吐露真情，個心極之歡暢。
+
+170
+00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:45,089
+噉兩個人噉樣一笑呢，感情又親密咗幾分。
+
+171
+00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:50,283
+韋小寶話：好喇，我哋自己嘅事呢就講完喇。
+
+172
+00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,567
+噉就要想下法子去救唐僧嘞噃。
+
+173
+00:17:54,790 --> 00:18:03,927
+雙兒話：救唐僧和尚，總係齊天大聖出主意，我呢個豬八戒，不過係隻跟尾狗啫嘛。
+
+174
+00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:09,929
+豬八戒真係有你咁好樣啊，唐僧都唔會出家做和尚咯。
+
+175
+00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:11,366
+點解啊？
+
+176
+00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,412
+唐僧梗係娶咗豬八戒做老婆啦。
+
+177
+00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:22,623
+雙兒咭聲笑起上嚟佢話：豬八戒係個豬精嚟嘅，邊個娶佢做老婆唧？
+
+178
+00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:34,560
+韋小寶聽雙兒講到娶豬精做老婆，就忽然間諗起人參茯苓豬沐劍屏，都唔知佢而家同方怡喺邊處，係唔係平安呢？
+
+179
+00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:41,583
+雙兒見到韋小寶定咗神噉喺度諗嘢，唔敢打斷佢思路嘞。
+
+180
+00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:49,926
+過咗一陣間，韋小寶話：要想個法子，唔畀啲壞蛋捉咗老皇帝去至得。
+
+181
+00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:59,389
+嗱雙兒，譬如有一樣寶貝，好多賊都想去偷嘅，噉我哋用咩法子能夠使到啲賊偷唔到呢？
+
+182
+00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:04,900
+見到啲賊嚟偷寶貝，就將啲賊捉起嚟咪得囉。
+
+183
+00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:11,466
+啲賊好多啊捉唔完㗎，不如噉呢，我哋自己去做賊。
+
+184
+00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:14,433
+我哋自己去做賊？
+
+185
+00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:21,428
+係，我哋先下手為強，將寶貝偷到手，噉第啲賊就偷唔到啦嘛。
+
+186
+00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:27,394
+啊，我明白喇，我哋去將老皇帝和尚捉翻嚟。
+
+187
+00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:30,933
+冇錯喇，事不遲宜，我哋即刻走。
+
+188
+00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:37,576
+話説兩個人就嚟到清涼寺外便，韋小寶話：
+
+189
+00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:44,211
+個天都未黑，偷嘢又好偷和尚又好，都要等到天黑先至做啦。
+
+190
+00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:52,621
+於是兩個人匿埋喺樹林裏便，噉等等等，等到個天都黑晒喇，萬籟無聲喇。
+
+191
+00:19:53,412 --> 00:19:54,900
+韋小寶細細聲話：
+
+192
+00:19:55,944 --> 00:20:03,328
+寺裏頭呢得方丈一個人會武功，好彩佢先頭打鬥受咗傷，而家實係瞓喺度休息嘅。
+
+193
+00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:10,853
+你去將嗰個肥大和尚行癲點倒咗，我哋就可以將老皇帝和尚偷出嚟嘞。
+
+194
+00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:17,236
+不過嗰個行癲好大力㗎，使嗰條黃金杵打人好厲害㗎，你要小心至得。
+
+195
+00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,312
+雙兒啊岌一岌頭。
+
+196
+00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:29,147
+噉兩個人喺樹林行出嚟，聽下四面冇人喇，就跳咗入圍牆，一直去到順治坐禪嗰個僧房外便。
+
+197
+00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:39,581
+只見道板門呢已經閂埋嘞，但係嗰道門日頭畀人哋踢壞咗，一時呢嚟唔切修理，所以就噉擺喺處擋風唧。
+
+198
+00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:51,747
+雙兒貼住埲牆行埋去，將道門向左便一拉，只見黃光一閃，拂一聲，黃金杵喺條罅處打出嚟。
+
+199
+00:20:52,961 --> 00:21:03,938
+雙兒等金杵向上提起嘅時候，一個箭步跳入去，用手指喺行癲嘅胸口要穴上便連點兩指，低聲話：對唔住喇。
+
+200
+00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,339
+跟住用雙手抱住佢揸喺手嘅金杵。
+
+201
+00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:13,859
+行癲嘅穴道畀佢點咗，個身就軟顂顂跌倒嘞。
+
+202
+00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:21,426
+呢條金杵啊成百幾斤重嘅，雙兒如果唔抱住，一跌落嚟呢就實矺碎佢隻腳趾。
+
+203
+00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:26,033
+韋小寶跟住入去，拉翻埋道門板。
+
+204
+00:21:26,957 --> 00:21:32,833
+僧房就好細嘅，黑暗之中，隱約見到有個人坐喺蒲團上便。
+
+205
+00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:40,207
+韋小寶知道佢就係法名叫做行癡嘅順治皇帝嘞，即刻跪低叩頭佢話：
+
+206
+00:21:41,024 --> 00:21:46,382
+奴才韋小寶，就係日頭救駕嗰個呢，請老皇爺唔使慌啊。
+
+207
+00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:48,920
+行癡唔出聲。
+
+208
+00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:50,957
+韋小寶又話：
+
+209
+00:21:52,032 --> 00:22:00,231
+老皇爺喺呢度修行，本來係好好嘅，不過外便有好多壞人，想捉咗老皇爺去，想害你啊。
+
+210
+00:22:00,831 --> 00:22:06,413
+奴才為咗保護老皇爺，想請你去另外一笪妥當嘅地方，免致畀壞人捉到。
+
+211
+00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,210
+行癡仍然冇回答。
+
+212
+00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:14,108
+韋小寶話：噉就請老皇爺同奴才一齊出去啦。
+
+213
+00:22:15,499 --> 00:22:20,073
+隔咗一陣，見佢始終盤膝坐響處逳都唔逳。
+
+214
+00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:26,381
+呢個時候韋小寶喺黑暗裏便已經好耐下喇，睇得清楚啲嘞。
+
+215
+00:22:27,504 --> 00:22:37,444
+見行癡坐禪嘅姿勢，就同日頭嗰個玉林和尚一模一樣嘅，都唔知道佢係真係入定呢定係唔睬自己嘞。
+
+216
+00:22:38,503 --> 00:22:45,557
+韋小寶又話：老皇爺嘅身份已經洩漏咗，清涼寺裏便冇人能夠保護你。
+
+217
+00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:53,362
+敵人去咗一批又嚟一批，老皇爺終歸會畀佢哋捉咗去嘅，仲係換一個清靜嘅地方修行罷啦。
+
+218
+00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,304
+行癡仍然冇出聲。
+
+219
+00:22:58,274 --> 00:23:00,847
+突然間，行癲開聲嘞：
+
+220
+00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:06,920
+你哋兩個細路係好人，日頭多得你哋救翻我。
+
+221
+00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,041
+我師兄坐禪，唔同人講説話㗎，你要佢去邊處啊？
+
+222
+00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:18,840
+佢把聲本來好響亮嘅，而家搏命噉壓低，變成十分沙啞。
+
+223
+00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:23,244
+佢開聲啊得喇，韋小寶企起身嚟佢話：
+
+224
+00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:28,582
+是但去邊處都好啦，你師兄鐘意去邊度，我哋就護送佢去邊度。
+
+225
+00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,787
+只要嗰啲壞蛋搵佢唔到，你哋兩位就可以安安靜靜修行念佛嘞。
+
+226
+00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,264
+我哋係唔念佛㗎。
+
+227
+00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:38,921
+好啦好啦，唔念佛就唔念佛。
+
+228
+00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:42,171
+雙兒，你快啲解開呢位大師嘅穴道啦。
+
+229
+00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:47,886
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,536
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:14,409
+話説雙兒行過去，喺行癲嘅背脊同小掩推拿咗幾下，解開咗穴道佢話：真係對唔住啊。
+
+3
+00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:17,013
+唔緊要。
+
+4
+00:00:17,806 --> 00:00:20,417
+行癲對行癡恭恭敬敬噉話：
+
+5
+00:00:20,877 --> 00:00:26,157
+師兄，呢兩個細佬哥請我哋出去暫時躲避下。
+
+6
+00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:32,058
+行癡話：師父冇叫我哋離開清涼寺。
+
+7
+00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:35,714
+行癡把聲非常之清朗。
+
+8
+00:00:36,544 --> 00:00:39,519
+韋小寶直到而家先至聽到佢嘅聲音。
+
+9
+00:00:41,232 --> 00:00:47,137
+敵人如果再次大舉嚟進攻，呢兩個細佬哥抵擋唔住㗎。
+
+10
+00:00:48,907 --> 00:00:50,683
+境自心生。
+
+11
+00:00:51,474 --> 00:01:00,077
+要講話兇險，天下處處都係兇險，心裏便平安嘞，世上事事都平安。
+
+12
+00:01:01,743 --> 00:01:09,326
+日頭你殺傷咁多人，罪孽深重，以後無論如何唔好發火喇。
+
+13
+00:01:10,607 --> 00:01:15,838
+行癲打個特，佢話：師兄指點得好啱。
+
+14
+00:01:16,873 --> 00:01:22,588
+擰轉頭對韋小寶話：師兄唔肯出去，你哋都聽見啦。
+
+15
+00:01:23,731 --> 00:01:30,777
+韋小寶話：如果敵人嚟捉咗你嘅師兄，一刀一刀噉將佢身上啲肉割咗落嚟噉點啊？
+
+16
+00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:38,262
+人人都有死嘅，生多幾年，生少幾年，都冇咩嘢分別。
+
+17
+00:01:38,907 --> 00:01:41,416
+哦，咩嘢都冇分別啊？
+
+18
+00:01:42,163 --> 00:01:47,798
+噉啊死人生人冇分別，男人女人冇分別，和尚同烏龜亦冇分別咯噃？
+
+19
+00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:51,807
+眾生平等，本來就係噉嘅。
+
+20
+00:01:52,769 --> 00:02:00,142
+韋小寶個心諗：唔怪得一個叫做行癡一個叫做行癲啦，果然係癡嘅癲嘅。
+
+21
+00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,702
+要勸佢哋走就唔得㗎嘞。
+
+22
+00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:10,399
+如果將老皇爺點倒夾硬挾佢出去，噉啊太過唔恭敬吖亦難免畀人睇見嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:16,321
+噉一時間束手無策，個心煩咯噃，忍唔住佢就話：
+
+24
+00:02:17,312 --> 00:02:23,397
+咩嘢都冇分別，噉樣皇后同端敬皇后亦都冇分別嘞噃，噉為咩事要出家唧？
+
+25
+00:02:24,568 --> 00:02:27,537
+行癡突然間企起身把聲都震晒佢問：
+
+26
+00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:30,864
+你，你，你講咩嘢嘩？
+
+27
+00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:36,298
+韋小寶一講出嚟，就即刻後悔嘞，啪聲跪低佢話：
+
+28
+00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,804
+奴才亂噏無為，老皇爺唔好嬲啊。
+
+29
+00:02:40,649 --> 00:02:47,474
+行癡話：以前嘅事我早就唔記得喇，你點解又用噉嘅稱呼呢？
+
+30
+00:02:47,607 --> 00:02:50,173
+快啲請起身，我有説話問你。
+
+31
+00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,287
+係。
+
+32
+00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:53,847
+韋小寶企起身個心諗：
+
+33
+00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:57,780
+你畀我激到開口講説話喇，總算有啲眉目。
+
+34
+00:02:58,704 --> 00:03:04,228
+行癡問：兩位皇后個事，你喺邊處聽翻嚟㗎？
+
+35
+00:03:05,741 --> 00:03:09,838
+韋小寶話：係聽海大富同皇太后講嘅。
+
+36
+00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:13,867
+你識海大富咩？佢點啊？
+
+37
+00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,569
+佢畀皇太后殺咗喇。
+
+38
+00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:20,132
+吓？佢死咗啊？
+
+39
+00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:23,918
+皇太后用化骨綿掌殺死佢㗎。
+
+40
+00:03:25,326 --> 00:03:31,091
+皇太后點解會，會武功嘅咩？你點知道啊？
+
+41
+00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:37,151
+海大富同皇太后喺慈寧宮花園裏便打鬥，我親眼睇見嘅。
+
+42
+00:03:38,664 --> 00:03:39,783
+你係咩嘢人啊？
+
+43
+00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:48,150
+奴才係御前侍衞副總管韋小寶，係當今皇上親自封嘅，有御札喺度。
+
+44
+00:03:49,077 --> 00:03:53,063
+韋小寶講完，將康熙嘅御札攞出嚟呈畀行癡。
+
+45
+00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,383
+行癡定咗一陣冇去接。
+
+46
+00:03:57,330 --> 00:04:01,278
+行癲話：呢度從來冇燈火嘅。
+
+47
+00:04:03,022 --> 00:04:08,349
+行癡歎咗口氣佢問：小皇帝身體好唔好啊？
+
+48
+00:04:09,131 --> 00:04:13,487
+佢，佢做咗皇帝快唔快活呢？
+
+49
+00:04:14,816 --> 00:04:21,196
+韋小寶話：小皇帝知道老皇爺健在，恨不得插翼飛上嚟五台山喇。
+
+50
+00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:26,712
+佢喺宮裏頭又喊又叫又悲傷又歡喜，點都話要即刻上山。
+
+51
+00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:33,280
+收尾，收尾怕耽誤咗朝廷大事，就派奴才先嚟向老皇爺請安。
+
+52
+00:04:33,698 --> 00:04:37,027
+等奴才回奏之後，小皇帝就要親自嚟喇。
+
+53
+00:04:38,464 --> 00:04:41,927
+佢，佢唔使嚟喇。
+
+54
+00:04:43,714 --> 00:04:49,878
+佢係個好皇帝，首先想到朝廷大事，就唔似我。
+
+55
+00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:54,008
+講到呢處，行癡把聲已經哽噎嘞。
+
+56
+00:04:55,640 --> 00:05:00,626
+喺黑暗之中，只聽見佢嘅眼淚一滴滴跌落衣襟嘅聲音。
+
+57
+00:05:02,108 --> 00:05:07,284
+雙兒聽佢流露父子嘅親情，個心一酸，亦流出眼淚。
+
+58
+00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:15,502
+韋小寶個心諗：良機勿失喇，老皇爺而家心情激動勸佢係最啱㗎喇。
+
+59
+00:05:16,763 --> 00:05:20,786
+佢就話：海大富乜嘢都查得清清楚楚喇。
+
+60
+00:05:21,457 --> 00:05:30,987
+皇太后先不先呢害死榮親皇，又害死端敬皇后，再害死端敬皇后個妹貞妃，噉收尾呢，又害死咗小皇帝嘅媽媽。
+
+61
+00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,633
+海大富啊乜嘢都查明白喇。
+
+62
+00:05:34,095 --> 00:05:42,608
+皇太后知道秘密已經洩漏咗，就親手打死咗海大富，又派咗大批人手，要上五台山嚟謀害老皇爺啊。
+
+63
+00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:49,127
+榮親王、端敬皇后、貞妃三個人係畀武功好手害死嘅。
+
+64
+00:05:49,727 --> 00:05:56,798
+海大富呢早就已經查清查楚，稟告畀行癡聽，因此呢就回宮偵查兇手。
+
+65
+00:05:57,944 --> 00:06:06,014
+但係行癡點都唔信會係皇后自己下手嘅，佢話：皇后係唔識武功嘅。
+
+66
+00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:13,681
+韋小寶話：嗰晚皇太后同海大富講嘅説話，老皇爺聽咗之後就知道喇。
+
+67
+00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:17,847
+於是一一二二轉述嗰晚兩個人對答個説話。
+
+68
+00:06:18,873 --> 00:06:24,408
+韋小寶伶牙俐齒，講得雖然係快啊，不過係清清楚楚嘅。
+
+69
+00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:38,586
+行癡本來係個至性至情嘅人，皆因對董鄂妃一往情深，噉先至喺佢逝世之後連皇帝都唔做喇，走嚟出家做和尚。
+
+70
+00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:45,700
+雖然係參禪咗幾年啊，但係董鄂妃個樣喺佢心裏便啊非常之深刻。
+
+71
+00:06:46,911 --> 00:06:53,579
+一聽韋小寶提起咗就咩禪理佛法，霎時之間都拋到去九霄雲外。
+
+72
+00:06:55,402 --> 00:07:04,216
+韋小寶又話：皇太后呢個老，誒佢一不做二不休，害咗你老皇爺之後呢，想害死小皇帝。
+
+73
+00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:10,835
+佢仲要去挖端敬皇后個墳，又要下詔天下，要燒晒端敬皇后嘅語錄。
+
+74
+00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:17,316
+話語錄裏便嘅説話冚𠾴唥都係放屁喎，邊一家收藏一本呢都要抄家去殺頭啊。
+
+75
+00:07:18,651 --> 00:07:24,545
+呢幾句説話係韋小寶捏造出嚟嘅，不過啱啱觸動行癡心裏便嘅創傷。
+
+76
+00:07:25,127 --> 00:07:28,593
+佢嬲起上嚟，出力一拍隻大髀大聲噉話：
+
+77
+00:07:29,287 --> 00:07:38,680
+呢個賤人，我，我早就應該將佢廢咗咯，因為一時阻滯，結果搞成大禍。
+
+78
+00:07:40,557 --> 00:07:49,522
+順治當年一心要廢咗皇后，立董鄂妃做皇后嘅，因為皇太后竭力阻止噉先至停咗落嚟唧。
+
+79
+00:07:50,496 --> 00:07:54,753
+董鄂妃如果唔死，皇后個位遲早係佢嘅。
+
+80
+00:07:56,157 --> 00:08:07,703
+韋小寶話：老皇爺，你看破世情死唔死都冇所謂，小皇帝就唔死得，端敬皇后個墳唔挖得，端敬皇后嘅語錄唔燒得㗎。
+
+81
+00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:12,671
+行癡話：冇錯，你講得好啱。
+
+82
+00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:18,861
+韋小寶話：所以我哋需要出去匿埋，免致畀皇太后害死啊。
+
+83
+00:08:19,506 --> 00:08:26,033
+皇太后嘅手段呢，係第一步殺你，第二步害小皇帝，第三步就挖墳燒語錄。
+
+84
+00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:31,072
+只要佢第一步做唔成，第二步、第三步棋呢就唔敢行㗎喇。
+
+85
+00:08:32,873 --> 00:08:38,764
+順治七歲登基，廿四歲出家，而家呢不過係三十零歲。
+
+86
+00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:50,182
+佢本來脾氣急躁，容易發火，講到頭腦清楚呢，康熙雖然小小年紀啊，比起父親啊叻過十倍都唔止。
+
+87
+00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:57,570
+因此沐王府嘅人想嫁禍吳三桂，詭計即刻畀康熙識穿嘞。
+
+88
+00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:04,528
+而韋小寶半真半假捏造咗咁多説話，行癡就全部信以為真。
+
+89
+00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:16,118
+皇太后要行呢三步棋，雖然，係韋小寶捏造出嚟嘅，不過佢係市井之徒，諗法同陰毒女人亦差唔多。
+
+90
+00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:23,149
+行癡大聲話：好彩得你點破唧，否則真係會壞咗大事。
+
+91
+00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:25,637
+師弟，我哋快啲出去啦。
+
+92
+00:09:26,219 --> 00:09:26,753
+係。
+
+93
+00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:31,197
+行癲右手攞起支金杵，左手就推開道板門。
+
+94
+00:09:31,981 --> 00:09:36,003
+板門一開，只見門口有個人企喺處。
+
+95
+00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:44,046
+黑麻麻行癲睇唔見佢嘅樣，就喝佢話：邊個？講完舉起支金杵。
+
+96
+00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,971
+嗰個人話：你哋要去邊處啊？
+
+97
+00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:55,421
+行癲吃咗一驚，拋咗金杵雙手合十：師父。
+
+98
+00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:58,823
+行癡亦叫咗聲：師父。
+
+99
+00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,897
+原來呢個人係玉林和尚啊。
+
+100
+00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:07,763
+佢話：你哋講嘅嘢我都聽到咯。
+
+101
+00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:12,976
+韋小寶個心話：死喇死喇，佢嚟就弊傢伙喇。
+
+102
+00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:22,530
+玉林話：世間冤業，須當化解，一味躲避，終是不了。
+
+103
+00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:30,402
+既有此因，便有此果，業既隨身，終身是業。
+
+104
+00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:37,979
+行癡跪低趴住喺地嚟佢話：師父教訓得啱，弟子明白喇。
+
+105
+00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,464
+怕未必噉就明白嘅。
+
+106
+00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:47,922
+你以前嘅妻子要搵你，就由得佢嚟搵。
+
+107
+00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:56,337
+我佛慈悲，普度眾生，佢怨你、恨你，要殺你至甘心。
+
+108
+00:10:57,101 --> 00:11:04,499
+你反躬自省，總有令佢怨、令佢恨，使佢決心殺你嘅因。
+
+109
+00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:14,396
+你避開佢，業因仍舊喺處，如果派人殺咗佢，罪業就更加深重喇。
+
+110
+00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:16,453
+係。
+
+111
+00:11:17,962 --> 00:11:20,389
+韋小寶喺個肚處啊猛咁鬧啊：
+
+112
+00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:27,794
+死啦你個老賊禿！我要鬧你打你殺你，你畀唔畀我打，畀唔畀我鬧，畀唔畀我割咗你嘅光頭吖？
+
+113
+00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:31,311
+只聽見玉林繼續話：
+
+114
+00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:43,897
+至於西藏喇嘛要捉你去，係想要你做人質，挾制當今皇帝，橫行不法，虐害百姓。
+
+115
+00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:51,326
+呢啲係佢哋做惡業，我哋唔能夠任由佢哋胡作非為嘅。
+
+116
+00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:57,449
+呢處係唔能夠住喇，你哋跟我去後便間廟仔啦。
+
+117
+00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:00,271
+講完，佢轉身行出去。
+
+118
+00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:03,058
+行癡、行癲就跟住行。
+
+119
+00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:11,964
+韋小寶諗：小皇帝雖然賞咗件黃馬褂畀我，不過我一日都未曾着過。
+
+120
+00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:22,783
+呢件事辦唔妥返到北京對小皇帝冇得交代，噉佢嬲起上嚟，一下反悔，黃馬褂就唔賞畀我喇。
+
+121
+00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:25,843
+唔得！我都要跟埋去睇下先。
+
+122
+00:12:26,932 --> 00:12:32,087
+噉韋小寶同雙兒兩個人就一路跟住佢哋去到玉林坐禪嘅廟仔裏便。
+
+123
+00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:41,752
+玉林對韋小寶同雙兒兩個都好似冇睇見噉理都唔理，就喺蒲團上面盤膝坐落。
+
+124
+00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:45,793
+行癡喺佢身邊嘅蒲團上面坐低。
+
+125
+00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:51,871
+行癲就東張西望咗一陣間，就坐喺行癡嘅旁邊。
+
+126
+00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:57,481
+玉林同行癡雙手合十眯埋對眼，逳都唔逳。
+
+127
+00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:03,977
+行癲就擘大雙眼，睩嚟睩去，終於亦眯埋眼嘞。
+
+128
+00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:12,589
+兩隻手撳住膝頭哥，過咗一陣間，又伸手去摸下蒲團旁邊嘅金杵，慌怕佢失咗。
+
+129
+00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:19,996
+韋小寶對住雙兒扮個鬼臉，裝模作樣噉喺蒲團上面坐低。
+
+130
+00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:22,537
+噉雙兒呢坐喺佢旁邊。
+
+131
+00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:33,031
+坐咗大半個時辰，突然間，聽到遠處有好多人嘅腳步聲，越嚟越響就越響越近。
+
+132
+00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:36,519
+有一大班人走去清涼寺啊。
+
+133
+00:13:37,806 --> 00:13:40,663
+行癲一手攞條金杵，擘開雙眼。
+
+134
+00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:48,101
+不過佢見到玉林同行癡坐喺處唔逳，遲疑咗一陣就放低金杵，又眯翻埋眼。
+
+135
+00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:53,956
+只聽見呢班人衝入去清涼寺，嘈喧巴閉。
+
+136
+00:13:54,712 --> 00:14:00,939
+韋小寶諗：佢哋喺清涼寺搵唔到老皇爺你慌唔會嚟搵到呢處啊？
+
+137
+00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:04,302
+睇下你呢個老賊禿，點樣抵擋至得。
+
+138
+00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:11,687
+果然間，又隔咗約莫半個時辰啦，嗰一大班人走嚟後山嘞。
+
+139
+00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:16,310
+嚟到廟仔外便，有人大聲噉叫：入去搜查！
+
+140
+00:14:17,299 --> 00:14:21,383
+行癲啪聲企起身，攞起支金杵，擋住喺禪房門口。
+
+141
+00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:34,218
+韋小寶行去窗口望出去，月光之下見到密枳枳逼滿晒人，捩轉頭睇下玉林同行癡，兩個人仍然坐喺處唔逳。
+
+142
+00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:38,971
+雙兒細細聲噉問：點算啊？
+
+143
+00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:46,177
+韋小寶話：等陣呢啲人衝入嚟，我哋救咗老皇爺喺後門出去啦。
+
+144
+00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:50,537
+誒如果半路失散咗，我哋喺靈境寺等啦。
+
+145
+00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:56,149
+哦，就怕我抱唔起，抱唔起老皇爺唧。
+
+146
+00:14:57,377 --> 00:14:59,473
+抱唔起就拖都要拖佢走㗎喇。
+
+147
+00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:03,731
+忽然間，外面班人大聲咁喝：
+
+148
+00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:08,390
+咩嘢人喺度亂撞啊？捉起佢哋，唔好畀佢哋入去啊！
+
+149
+00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,330
+豈有此理捉起嚟！
+
+150
+00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:21,462
+只見人影一閃，喺門口入嚟兩個人，喺行癲身邊掠過，對住玉林合十躬身，就盤膝坐喺地下。
+
+151
+00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:25,161
+竟然係兩名身穿灰衣嘅和尚。
+
+152
+00:15:26,723 --> 00:15:34,834
+禪房房門啊本來好窄嘅，行癲啊身材粗大，頂住門口企響處，身邊已經冇空隙嘞。
+
+153
+00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:39,556
+但係呢兩名和尚呢容容易易噉就入咗嚟嘞。
+
+154
+00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:44,807
+似乎連行癲嘅衣服都冇掂到，真係唔知佢哋點樣入嚟嘅。
+
+155
+00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:51,988
+外便又響起呼喝聲嘞：又有人嚟喇，攔住佢，捉起嚟！
+
+156
+00:15:52,923 --> 00:15:56,878
+點知聽見乒乓嘣蹦，有人飛咗出去𢴈喺地下。
+
+157
+00:15:57,989 --> 00:16:05,937
+而禪房裏便又入嚟兩名和尚，一言不發，坐喺先頭入嚟嗰兩個和尚嘅下首便。
+
+158
+00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:10,736
+係噉樣，一對對和尚不斷噉陸續入嚟。
+
+159
+00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:20,196
+韋小寶諗：都唔知仲有幾多和尚要嚟噃，再嚟幾對，禪房就冇空地可以坐嘞。
+
+160
+00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,833
+但嚟到第九對之後就冇人嚟喇。
+
+161
+00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:29,486
+喺九對裏便有一個人，竟然係清涼寺嘅方丈澄光。
+
+162
+00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,371
+韋小寶又奇怪又欣慰佢諗：
+
+163
+00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:41,777
+呢十七個和尚嘅武功，如果都同澄光差唔多嘅，敵人再多啲都唔怕喇。
+
+164
+00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:48,322
+噉外便啲敵人呢一樣噓巴嘈閉，不過邊個都唔敢衝門。
+
+165
+00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:52,913
+過咗一陣，聽見有把蒼老個聲音話：
+
+166
+00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:59,208
+少林寺係要同清涼寺出頭，將啲事情揦埋落自己處係嘛？
+
+167
+00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,873
+禪房裏便大家都唔答佢。
+
+168
+00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:06,230
+隔咗一陣，外便嗰個老人話：
+
+169
+00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:12,494
+好，今日就畀面過少林寺十八羅漢啦，我哋走。
+
+170
+00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:18,232
+聽住外便呼喊嘅聲音此起彼伏，啲人都退走晒嘞。
+
+171
+00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:30,430
+韋小寶睇下嗰十八名僧人，年紀老嘅已經六七十歲嘞，年輕嘅呢不過三十歲左右，有高有矮有靚有醜。
+
+172
+00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,097
+僧袍裏便有啲突出件嘢，似乎係帶住兵器嘅。
+
+173
+00:17:35,773 --> 00:17:43,833
+個心諗：佢哋係少林寺十八羅漢，噉啊澄光方丈亦係十八羅漢之一嘞。
+
+174
+00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:51,744
+玉林老賊禿有恃無恐，原來你早就約咗厲害嘅幫手嚟保駕。
+
+175
+00:17:52,642 --> 00:18:04,267
+呢啲和尚喺呢處坐禪入定都唔知搞到幾時嘅，老子就無謂同佢哋嘥時間嘞，坐下坐下，等下韋小寶就坐到變成韋老寶添。
+
+176
+00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:07,971
+於是企起身行到行癡面前跪低話：
+
+177
+00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:14,718
+大和尚，有少林寺十八羅漢保駕，你大和尚係穩如泰山㗎喇。
+
+178
+00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:18,564
+我而家就翻扯喇，你老人家有咩吩咐冇啊？
+
+179
+00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:24,592
+行癡擘開眼微微一笑話：辛苦晒你喇。
+
+180
+00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:30,869
+返去同你主子講，唔使上五台山嚟騷擾我修行。
+
+181
+00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,548
+就算嚟咗我亦一定唔見佢嘅。
+
+182
+00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:43,851
+你同佢講，要天下太平，永不加賦四個字，務必要緊緊噉記住。
+
+183
+00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:49,842
+佢能夠做到呢四個字，就係對我好，我個心就歡喜嘞。
+
+184
+00:18:50,854 --> 00:18:51,282
+係。
+
+185
+00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:56,173
+行癡喺身邊攞咗個細細嘅包裹出嚟，佢話：
+
+186
+00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,210
+呢一部經書，攞翻去交畀你嘅主子。
+
+187
+00:19:02,196 --> 00:19:07,361
+同佢話天下事必須順其自然，不可強求。
+
+188
+00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:11,568
+能夠同中原百姓造福噉就最好啦。
+
+189
+00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:18,528
+如果天下百姓都要我哋走嘅，噉我哋喺邊處嚟嘅，就返去邊處啦。
+
+190
+00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,180
+講完，喺個包處輕輕噉拍咗一拍。
+
+191
+00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:29,671
+韋小寶記起陶紅英嘅説話，佢諗：莫非又係一部四十二章經？
+
+192
+00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:34,167
+見行癡將個包遞過嚟，就雙手接咗。
+
+193
+00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,883
+行癡隔咗一陣就話：你去啦。
+
+194
+00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:40,437
+係。
+
+195
+00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,170
+韋小寶叩咗個頭。
+
+196
+00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:47,922
+行癡話：��敢當，施主請起。
+
+197
+00:19:49,149 --> 00:20:00,429
+你返去同你主子講，佢母親就算更唔啱，終歸係母親，唔好失咗禮數，亦唔好有怨恨佢嘅心啊。
+
+198
+00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:02,017
+係。
+
+199
+00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:07,391
+但係韋小寶個心諗：呢句説話我真係唔同你傳喇。
+
+200
+00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:12,679
+行癡又話：要你主子一切小心啊。
+
+201
+00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,111
+係。
+
+202
+00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:19,237
+韋小寶見行癡冇嘢講嘞，就同埋雙兒走。
+
+203
+00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:31,989
+韋小寶返到靈境寺，閂埋房門打開個包，果然係一部四十二章經，不過封面呢係用黃綢做嘅。
+
+204
+00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:38,279
+佢仔細諗下行癡嘅説話，同陶紅英所講嘅有啲吻合。
+
+205
+00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:48,244
+行癡話，如果天下百姓都要我哋走，噉我哋就喺邊處嚟嘅就返去邊處啦噉。
+
+206
+00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:54,719
+滿洲人喺關外入到嚟中原，噉要返去嘅話梗係返去關外嘞。
+
+207
+00:20:55,860 --> 00:21:03,906
+行癡喺呢個包上面拍一拍，即係話滿洲人返到去關外呢，可以依靠呢個包過日子。
+
+208
+00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:11,922
+係喇，老皇爺叫我將經書交畀小玄子，我交定唔交呢？
+
+209
+00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:20,866
+喺我手已經有五部經書，再加埋呢一部總有六部嘞噃，噉八部就爭兩部唧。
+
+210
+00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:27,372
+如果交咗畀小玄子，怕就有五部經書亦係冇用㗎噃。
+
+211
+00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:33,479
+好在佢話就算係小玄子上五台山佢都唔見，噉就死無對證喇。
+
+212
+00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:40,470
+呢啲係送到上門嘅好嘢，如果唔吞咗佢就對唔住韋家祖宗嘞。
+
+213
+00:21:42,243 --> 00:21:50,780
+但係諗到小皇帝對自己十分信任，吞咗佢嘅嘢未免對唔住朋友，對唔住朋友就唔係英雄好漢嘞。
+
+214
+00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:56,674
+橫掂呢啲經書自己都睇唔懂嘅，嘿，仲係返去交畀好朋友啦。
+
+215
+00:21:58,028 --> 00:22:02,312
+噉第二朝早韋小寶帶埋雙兒、于八等一班人落山。
+
+216
+00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:15,416
+呢次嚟五台山見到老皇爺，不負康熙所託，半路呢仲得到雙兒噉樣一個美貌温柔、武功高強嘅小丫鬟，個心啊好高興。
+
+217
+00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:21,461
+行咗十幾里，見到有個頭陀打對面行緊嚟。
+
+218
+00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:30,213
+呢個頭陀身材高到極，同嗰個莽和尚行癲呢真係難分上下，不過呢瘦到出奇。
+
+219
+00:22:31,378 --> 00:22:36,834
+澄光方丈已經極之瘦啦，呢個頭陀啊，仲瘦過佢成半。
+
+220
+00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:42,849
+塊面係皮包骨，雙眼係深深噉凹咗入去，直情好似僵尸一樣。
+
+221
+00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:48,600
+呢個頭陀怕要四個夾埋一個呢，就同行癲差唔多嘞。
+
+222
+00:22:49,701 --> 00:23:00,653
+佢長髮垂肩，喺頭殼用一個銅箍啊束住啲頭髮，身上着一件布袍啷下啷下，就好似掛喺衣架上面一樣。
+
+223
+00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:09,524
+韋小寶見到佢噉嘅樣，個心有啲怕喇，唔敢睇咁多，就擰轉頭閃埋喺路邊讓佢過。
+
+224
+00:23:10,944 --> 00:23:14,988
+誰知嗰個頭陀行到佢前面就停住腳步，問佢話：
+
+225
+00:23:16,101 --> 00:23:18,156
+你係唔係喺清涼寺嚟㗎？
+
+226
+00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:22,458
+韋小寶話：唔係我哋喺靈境寺嚟嘅。
+
+227
+00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:28,756
+嗰個頭陀左手一伸就撳住佢左膊，將個身一拗，同佢正面對住。
+
+228
+00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:33,232
+你係唔係皇宮裏便嘅太監小桂子啊？
+
+229
+00:23:34,349 --> 00:23:39,979
+呢隻大手喺膊頭一撳，韋小寶當堂全身軟晒逳都唔逳得。
+
+230
+00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:45,537
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,366
+前文再續啊書接上一回。
+
+2
+00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:13,842
+話説韋小寶同雙兒喺半路撞到個頭陀，又高又瘦，佢撳住韋小寶個膊頭問：
+
+3
+00:00:15,121 --> 00:00:18,357
+你係唔係皇宮裏便嘅太監小桂子啊？
+
+4
+00:00:19,672 --> 00:00:26,389
+呢隻大手喺膊頭一撳，韋小寶當堂全身都軟晒逳都唔逳得，佢話：
+
+5
+00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:31,390
+你亂噏啦，你睇我似太監咩？我係揚州嘅韋公子。
+
+6
+00:00:32,272 --> 00:00:37,438
+雙兒又喝佢話：快啲放手！點解對我哋相公咁冇禮啊？
+
+7
+00:00:38,384 --> 00:00:42,090
+嗰個頭陀用隻右手想撳雙兒嘅膊頭，佢話：
+
+8
+00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:46,126
+聽你把聲啊，你亦係個小太監。
+
+9
+00:00:47,163 --> 00:00:54,563
+雙兒右膊一沉，避開咗，伸出食指飛快咁點佢天豁穴，噗一聲，點到正。
+
+10
+00:00:55,289 --> 00:01:05,486
+但係手指掂到嗰處啊好似鐵板噉，只覺得指尖痛到不得了，連手指都爭啲斷咁滯啊，不禁哎吖噉叫咗上嚟。
+
+11
+00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:11,340
+跟住膊頭一痛，已經畀嗰個頭陀隻葵扇咁大嘅大手捉住。
+
+12
+00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:21,449
+嗰個頭陀騎騎騎噉笑咗三聲佢話：你呢個小太監武功好好，厲害啊，真正厲害。
+
+13
+00:01:22,203 --> 00:01:25,613
+雙兒飛起左腳，啪一聲，踢佢大髀。
+
+14
+00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:32,316
+呢一下就直情好似踢中一嚿石頭噉咯大叫一聲哎吖，眼淚就惦流嘞。
+
+15
+00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:38,444
+嗰個頭陀話：小太監武功使得啊，認真厲害。
+
+16
+00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:44,027
+雙兒話：我唔係小太監，你先係小太監，哎呀，哎呀。
+
+17
+00:01:44,698 --> 00:01:47,091
+你睇我似唔似太監吖。
+
+18
+00:01:47,901 --> 00:01:51,014
+快啲放手啦嘛，你仲唔放我要鬧人㗎喇。
+
+19
+00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:57,367
+你點我嘅穴道，踢我大髀我都唔怕，仲怕你鬧人咩？
+
+20
+00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:03,339
+你武功咁高強，實係皇宮裏便派出嚟嘅，我要搜查下。
+
+21
+00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:09,457
+韋小寶話：你武功仲高啦，噉你更加係皇宮裏便派出嚟㗎喇。
+
+22
+00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:15,094
+嗰個頭陀話：哈，你呢個小太監乜咁多嘢講嘅？
+
+23
+00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:21,391
+左手啊扚起韋小寶，右手啊扚起雙兒，向住山上飛咁快就走。
+
+24
+00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:30,372
+韋小寶同雙兒啊大聲咁叫咯噃，嗰個頭陀理都唔理，扚住兩個人，直情好似冇嘢噉啊。
+
+25
+00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:34,820
+于八佢哋睇到眼都擎晒，聲都唔敢聲嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:45,114
+嗰個頭陀順住山路走咗幾丈，突然間向住山坡上面冇路個地方猛咁走，真係上山如履平地啊。
+
+27
+00:02:46,134 --> 00:02:50,459
+韋小寶只覺得耳邊呼呼聲風響，個心諗：
+
+28
+00:02:50,979 --> 00:02:54,658
+呢個頭陀咁犀利，唔通係山神鬼怪？
+
+29
+00:02:55,903 --> 00:03:01,401
+走咗一陣，嗰個頭陀放低兩個人喺地，向上面一指佢話：
+
+30
+00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:07,718
+如果你唔老老實實講呢，我捉你去到嗰個山頂掟落嚟。
+
+31
+00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:13,383
+佢指嗰個山好高㗎，山頂啊，畀啲雲遮住晒睇唔見。
+
+32
+00:03:14,284 --> 00:03:16,983
+韋小寶話：好喇好喇，我老實講啦。
+
+33
+00:03:18,747 --> 00:03:20,316
+噉就算你識做。
+
+34
+00:03:21,052 --> 00:03:24,291
+你到底係咩嘢人？呢個僆仔係邊個？
+
+35
+00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,562
+大師傅，佢唔係僆仔啊，佢係我嘅，誒係我嘅。
+
+36
+00:03:30,262 --> 00:03:31,580
+係你嘅咩嘢人啊？
+
+37
+00:03:32,531 --> 00:03:34,712
+係我嘅，老婆啊。
+
+38
+00:03:35,702 --> 00:03:43,082
+老婆呢兩個字一出口，嗰個頭陀同雙兒都大吃一驚，雙兒啊直情滿面通紅嘞。
+
+39
+00:03:44,026 --> 00:03:47,468
+嗰個頭陀問：咩話？咩老婆啊？
+
+40
+00:03:48,621 --> 00:03:59,350
+唔怕同大師傅講啦，我係北京城嘅富家公子，就鐘意咗隔籬屋呢位小姐，於是，於是我哋喺後花園私定終身。
+
+41
+00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:03,081
+哈點知佢阿爹唔應承噃，噉我帶佢趯佬出嚟嘞。
+
+42
+00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:09,269
+你睇下佢係個姑娘嚟㗎，點會係小太監呢真係冤哉枉也嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:09,824 --> 00:04:12,701
+嗱你如果唔信，你除咗佢頂帽睇你就知㗎嘞。
+
+44
+00:04:13,636 --> 00:04:17,703
+嗰個頭陀除咗雙兒頂帽，即刻打出一頭秀髮。
+
+45
+00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:27,367
+噉當其時天下間除咗僧、道、頭陀、尼姑呢啲出家人之外呢，都要剃去前半便頭髮嘅。
+
+46
+00:04:28,098 --> 00:04:32,602
+雙兒嘅頭髮一褸落嚟就一直髧到落膊頭，噉梗係個女仔嘞。
+
+47
+00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:40,864
+韋小寶話：大師傅，唔該你啦，你如果將我哋��畀官府，噉我哋就冇命㗎喇。
+
+48
+00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:44,429
+嗱，我畀一千兩銀過你，你放咗我哋啦。
+
+49
+00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:51,316
+嗰個頭陀話：噉樣講，你真係唔係太監嘞噃？
+
+50
+00:04:51,475 --> 00:04:59,456
+呵呵邊度有話太監拐帶人哋嘅女私奔㗎？哼，你咁細個，個膽都幾大㗎噃。
+
+51
+00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,594
+講完就放開咗佢。
+
+52
+00:05:02,611 --> 00:05:04,934
+你哋上五台山嚟做咩嘢啊？
+
+53
+00:05:05,943 --> 00:05:15,978
+我哋上五台山嚟拜佛囉，求菩薩保佑，等我呢個落難公子中咗狀元，噉將來佢呢，誒誒我呢個老婆呢，就能夠做一品夫人喇。
+
+54
+00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:26,790
+佢講嘅喺後花園私定終身，落難公子中狀元等等呢，都係佢喺揚州聽講古先生講嘅。
+
+55
+00:05:28,004 --> 00:05:29,866
+嗰個頭陀諗咗一陣就話：
+
+56
+00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:33,510
+噉係我認錯人喇，你哋走啦。
+
+57
+00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:37,674
+韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話：啊多謝大師。
+
+58
+00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:48,298
+噉我哋以後拜菩薩嘅時候呢，就求菩薩保佑，保佑你大師將來亦都，誒亦都做個大菩薩，同文殊菩薩、觀音菩薩平起平坐嘅。
+
+59
+00:05:48,898 --> 00:05:51,510
+講完就拖住雙兒隻手就行嘞噃。
+
+60
+00:05:52,442 --> 00:05:56,860
+啱啱行咗幾步，嗰個頭陀話：唔係，返嚟！
+
+61
+00:05:57,686 --> 00:06:03,576
+姑娘仔，你嘅武功好厲害，點咗我一指，踢咗我一腳。
+
+62
+00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:07,560
+講完，摸一摸條腰嘅天豁穴。
+
+63
+00:06:08,422 --> 00:06:11,678
+你嘅武功係邊個教㗎？係邊一家㗎？
+
+64
+00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:16,457
+雙兒就唔會講大話嘅，唂到面都紅晒擰擰頭。
+
+65
+00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:22,103
+韋小寶話：佢嗰啲係家傳嘅武功，係佢老母教嘅。
+
+66
+00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:25,158
+姑娘仔姓咩嘢啊？
+
+67
+00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:29,180
+姓咩嘢啊，嘿嘿，講起上嚟有啲唔係點方便噃。
+
+68
+00:06:29,736 --> 00:06:31,497
+咩嘢唔方便啊，快啲講！
+
+69
+00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,710
+雙兒話：我哋姓莊。
+
+70
+00:06:35,957 --> 00:06:45,096
+姓莊？唔啱，你呃人嘅，天下姓莊嘅人裏便，冇噉嘅武功高手能夠教出你噉樣嘅女。
+
+71
+00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:52,018
+韋小寶話：天下間武功好嘅人極多，你又點知道晒咁多呢？
+
+72
+00:06:52,722 --> 00:06:55,899
+哈，我喺度問姑娘仔你就唔好嘈生晒吓。
+
+73
+00:06:56,321 --> 00:07:04,600
+講完，輕輕喺佢膊頭一推，佢呢一推啊用力極之輕，就怕呢個細路頂唔住。
+
+74
+00:07:05,489 --> 00:07:18,848
+點知道手掌啱啱掂到韋小寶個膊頭唧，只覺得佢順勢一帶一卸，雖然毫無勁力啊，但係所用個招式呢，係一招風行草偃。
+
+75
+00:07:19,664 --> 00:07:26,300
+見佢移肩轉身，左掌護面，右掌伏擊，居然有啲路數噃。
+
+76
+00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:30,184
+嗰個頭陀有啲奇怪喇，一手執住佢心口。
+
+77
+00:07:30,913 --> 00:07:39,473
+韋小寶右掌督出去，一招靈蛇出動，吖又係使得一啲都冇錯，噗一聲，督喺嗰個頭陀條頸下便。
+
+78
+00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:44,423
+誰知手指又好似督落鐵板噉，痛到佢叫救命啊。
+
+79
+00:07:45,572 --> 00:07:49,018
+雙兒雙掌飛舞向頭陀展開攻擊。
+
+80
+00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:56,034
+嗰個頭陀掌心發力，將韋小寶心口嘅穴道封住，就回身同雙兒打嘞。
+
+81
+00:07:57,011 --> 00:07:59,899
+雙兒飚高伏低身法輕盈。
+
+82
+00:08:00,562 --> 00:08:08,852
+但係嗰個頭陀過咗七八招之後，已經捉住佢嘅雙手，手踭一撞，封住佢穴道，就擰轉身問韋小寶咯：
+
+83
+00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:14,762
+你話係富家公子，點解會使遼東神龍島嘅擒拿功夫啊？
+
+84
+00:08:15,986 --> 00:08:21,508
+韋小寶話：我係富家公子，點解唔能夠使遼東神龍島個功夫啊？
+
+85
+00:08:21,908 --> 00:08:24,190
+唔通實要窮佬仔先能夠使嘞噃？
+
+86
+00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:30,420
+佢把口呢就敷衍住佢，拖延時刻，個心就飛快咁諗嘞：
+
+87
+00:08:31,213 --> 00:08:34,480
+遼東神龍島功夫係咩功夫呢？
+
+88
+00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,195
+吖，冇錯喇。
+
+89
+00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:42,757
+海老烏龜講過，老舉乸呢假冒武當派，其實係遼東蛇島嘅功夫。
+
+90
+00:08:43,646 --> 00:08:46,364
+嗰個神龍島呢九成就係蛇島嘞。
+
+91
+00:08:46,973 --> 00:08:55,054
+冇錯喇，老舉乸同神龍教嘅人勾勾搭搭，佢哋嫌個蛇字唔好聽，就自稱為神龍。
+
+92
+00:08:55,646 --> 00:09:04,042
+小玄子嘅功夫係老舉乸教嘅，噉我時時同小玄子拆招比武，不知不覺就學咗佢呢幾下擒拿手法喇。
+
+93
+00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:09,074
+嗰個頭陀話：亂噏啦你，你師父係邊個啊？
+
+94
+00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:17,191
+韋小寶個心諗：���果話呢個功夫係老舉乸教嘅，噉等於招認自己喺宮裏頭嘅小太監啦。
+
+95
+00:09:17,715 --> 00:09:24,002
+於是佢就話：係我阿叔一個相好，一個柳燕阿姨教嘅，佢好肥㗎。
+
+96
+00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:33,160
+嗰個頭陀非常奇怪喇：柳燕？柳姑娘係你阿叔嘅相好咩？你阿叔係咩嘢人啊？
+
+97
+00:09:34,311 --> 00:09:40,739
+我阿叔叫做韋大寶，係北京城有名嘅風流公子嚟㗎，啲銀一使啊就一千兩。
+
+98
+00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:46,358
+佢個樣呢好似做戲嘅小生噉樣嘅，嗰個柳姑娘一見到佢啊入晒迷嘞。
+
+99
+00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:52,330
+柳姑娘時時都三更半夜嚟我屋企㗎，喺我哋花園嘅圍牆跳入跳出。
+
+100
+00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,948
+噉我纏住佢要佢教我武功，噉佢就教咗我幾手喇。
+
+101
+00:09:57,112 --> 00:10:02,132
+嗰個頭陀將信將疑啊：你阿叔會唔會武功呢？
+
+102
+00:10:03,218 --> 00:10:07,057
+韋小寶哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈，佢識個屁！
+
+103
+00:10:07,431 --> 00:10:12,366
+佢時時畀柳燕姑娘捉住條頸，扚嚟扚去，冇得逳卒啊。
+
+104
+00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:16,670
+噉我叔啊嬲起上嚟又鬧佢喇：係個仔扚老豆啫嘛。
+
+105
+00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:23,364
+柳燕姑娘啊笑住話：係啊，係個仔扚老豆又點啊？個孫扚老豆都唔緊要啊。
+
+106
+00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:32,536
+韋小寶啊兜個圈鬧人，之個頭陀一啲都唔覺噃，只係一味追問柳燕嘅形狀相貌。
+
+107
+00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,220
+韋小寶講得啊一啲都冇錯，佢話：
+
+108
+00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:40,526
+呢個肥阿姨最鐘意呢就着紅色嘅繡花鞋喇。
+
+109
+00:10:40,952 --> 00:10:44,734
+大師傅，我估你呢實係鐘意咗佢定喇，係咪呢？
+
+110
+00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:49,792
+你幾時見到佢呢，就同佢一齊瞓覺，瞓咗呢永遠唔使起身就好喇。
+
+111
+00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:58,647
+嗰個頭陀唔知道柳燕已經死咗，呢番説話好似係風言風語噉，其實係咒佢。
+
+112
+00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:01,160
+細佬哥亂噏一通啦。
+
+113
+00:11:02,111 --> 00:11:08,623
+但係對佢嘅説話呢就信晒嘞，噉啊用手喺佢小腹上輕輕一拍，想解翻開佢個穴道。
+
+114
+00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:16,821
+點知道一拍，拍正佢收喺身邊嗰部四十二章經，啪一聲，但係穴道呢冇解開。
+
+115
+00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,572
+嗰個頭陀問：咩嘢嘢啊？
+
+116
+00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:23,930
+韋小寶話：係銀票啫嘛，我屋企偷翻嚟㗎。
+
+117
+00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,208
+吹牛啦，銀票邊度有咁多㗎？
+
+118
+00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:34,578
+噉啊伸隻手落佢懷抱一摸，攞咗嗰個包裹出嚟，解開嚟一睇，係一部經書。
+
+119
+00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:42,349
+佢窒咗一下，當堂笑容滿面大叫話：四十二章經啊，係四十二章經啊！
+
+120
+00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:46,159
+噉啊急急包翻好佢，擠入自己嘅懷抱裏便。
+
+121
+00:11:46,408 --> 00:11:52,397
+一下揦住韋小寶，將佢舉到高高，大聲噉喝佢話：喺邊處得翻嚟嘅？
+
+122
+00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:56,391
+呢一句説話就唔容易回答咯。
+
+123
+00:11:57,113 --> 00:12:00,777
+韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿，你問我喺邊度得翻嚟㗎係嘛？
+
+124
+00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:05,419
+嘿講起上嚟啊一匹布咁長啦，一時間，點講得完噃。
+
+125
+00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:12,333
+佢拖延時刻，要想一番説話天衣無縫嘅嚟呃呢個頭陀。
+
+126
+00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:18,254
+要話經書喺邊處得翻嚟嘅呢，就求其捏造就得㗎喇好容易嘅啫。
+
+127
+00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:24,159
+但係經書已經落入佢手，點樣至呃得翻嚟呢噉就難啲嘞。
+
+128
+00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,150
+嗰個頭陀又問一聲：係邊個畀你嘅？
+
+129
+00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:37,067
+韋小寶畀個頭陀舉起喺半空中，突然間見到山坡上便有七八名灰衣僧人行緊嚟。
+
+130
+00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:42,509
+睇個樣呢，係清涼寺後廟見到嘅少林十八羅漢嘅人物。
+
+131
+00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:50,549
+再轉頭一睇，又見到幾個，噉啊連埋西便上嚟嗰幾個呢，總共有十七八名。
+
+132
+00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:52,823
+嘿呀佢歡喜喇，佢諗：
+
+133
+00:12:53,694 --> 00:12:58,169
+賊頭陀你武功硬叻，亦打唔過少林十八羅漢。
+
+134
+00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:02,378
+嗰個頭陀又話：快啲講，快啲講啦嘛！
+
+135
+00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:08,621
+佢見韋小寶東張西望，就順住佢眼光睇過去。
+
+136
+00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:16,811
+見到山坡上面東、北、西三便有十幾名和尚上緊嚟，不過佢亦唔放喺心上，佢就問：
+
+137
+00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,017
+嗰啲和尚嚟做咩嘢㗎？
+
+138
+00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:26,851
+韋小寶話：佢哋聽講大師傅武功高強，十分佩服啊，特登嚟拜你做老師嘅。
+
+139
+00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,693
+我從來唔收��弟嘅。
+
+140
+00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:35,518
+嗰個頭陀大聲噉喝：喂！你哋快啲躝扯，唔好嚟啰嗦！
+
+141
+00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:40,227
+呢一聲呼喝啊山鳴谷應威勢驚人啊。
+
+142
+00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:45,776
+不過嗰十八名僧人呢好似唔聽見噉，一齊上咗山坡。
+
+143
+00:13:46,712 --> 00:13:53,322
+有個長眉毛個老僧合十行禮話：大師係唔係遼東肥尊者啊？
+
+144
+00:13:54,512 --> 00:14:00,385
+韋小寶聽咗呢句説話，雖然係畀人哋舉住喺半空中啊，仲係忍唔住哈哈大笑嘞。
+
+145
+00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:10,146
+呢個頭陀身材嗰種瘦法啊世間罕有，呢個老和尚問佢係唔係肥尊者喎，實係諷刺佢啦。
+
+146
+00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:15,299
+誰知嗰個頭陀大聲話：冇錯，我就係肥頭陀。
+
+147
+00:14:15,824 --> 00:14:18,947
+你哋想拜我做老師啊？我唔收徒弟㗎。 
+
+148
+00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:20,942
+你哋跟邊個學過武功㗎？
+
+149
+00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:33,722
+嗰個老僧話：老衲係少林寺澄心，忝掌達摩院，呢度十七位師弟都係少林寺達摩院嘅同侶。
+
+150
+00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:35,219
+吓？
+
+151
+00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:39,964
+肥頭陀慢慢將韋小寶放翻落地，佢話：
+
+152
+00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:45,172
+原來少林寺達摩院十八羅漢統統都嚟晒嘞。
+
+153
+00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,266
+你哋唔係嚟想拜我做老師嘅。
+
+154
+00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,942
+我一個人係打你哋唔過。
+
+155
+00:14:52,400 --> 00:15:00,630
+澄心合十話：大家無冤無仇都係佛門一脈，點能夠講到個打字呢？
+
+156
+00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:07,641
+羅漢係佛門裏便嘅聖人，我輩凡夫俗子唔敢當呢個稱呼。
+
+157
+00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:13,365
+不過武林嘅朋友亂咁尊稱我哋係十八羅漢真係唔敢當啊。
+
+158
+00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:22,836
+遼東肥瘦二尊者神功無敵，我哋素來仰慕，今日有緣拜見真係大幸喇。
+
+159
+00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:27,849
+講到呢處，其餘嗰十七名僧人一齊合十行禮。
+
+160
+00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:34,189
+肥頭陀就躬身還禮，佢問：你哋嚟五台山有咩嘢事呢？
+
+161
+00:15:35,212 --> 00:15:45,606
+澄心指住韋小寶話：呢位小施主同我哋少林寺有啲淵源，求大師高抬貴手放佢落山。
+
+162
+00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:55,550
+肥頭陀稍為猶疑咗一下，睇見對方人多勢眾，又知道少林十八羅漢個個都係武功驚人嘅；
+
+163
+00:15:56,141 --> 00:16:02,700
+單打獨鬥就毫不在乎啊，佢十八個人一齊上就唔係佢手腳嘞，佢就話：
+
+164
+00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:06,494
+好，睇在大師份上放咗佢啦。
+
+165
+00:16:07,136 --> 00:16:12,684
+講完，就彎低條腰喺韋小寶個肚處搓咗幾下，解翻開佢嘅穴道。
+
+166
+00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:16,942
+韋小寶一企起身，就伸出大手板話：
+
+167
+00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:25,523
+嗰部經書呢，係呢十八羅漢嘅朋友交畀我嘅，叫我送去，送去少林寺，交畀住持方丈嘅，你還翻畀我啦。
+
+168
+00:16:26,726 --> 00:16:31,966
+肥頭陀話：咩嘢話？呢部經書關少林寺咩嘢事啊？
+
+169
+00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:37,891
+吖你搶咗我部經書，係老和尚叫我交畀人㗎非同小可，你快啲還翻嚟啦。
+
+170
+00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:39,998
+亂噏無為啦。
+
+171
+00:16:40,826 --> 00:16:44,347
+頭陀一轉身，就向住北便山坡下便跳落去。
+
+172
+00:16:45,168 --> 00:16:48,974
+三名少林僧飛身而起，伸手揦佢手臂。
+
+173
+00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:53,728
+肥頭陀唔敢同佢哋打啊，側身避開三個少林僧。
+
+174
+00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:58,952
+佢個人係高得出奇啊，但係行動係輕巧無比。
+
+175
+00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:05,313
+少林三僧呢一揸，都係少林武功嘅絕頂，吖竟然掂唔到佢件衫。
+
+176
+00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:14,104
+但係肥頭陀噉樣慢咗一慢，又有四名少林僧攔住佢後便，八掌交錯，擋住佢去路。
+
+177
+00:17:15,496 --> 00:17:25,924
+肥頭陀用足氣大喝一聲：哇！雙掌一招五丁開山推出去，趁住呢股威猛氣勢啊，擰轉頭向南便飛快咁跑。
+
+178
+00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:30,359
+但係四名少林僧同時出掌，左右夾攻。
+
+179
+00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:41,157
+噉肥頭陀用雙掌迎敵，只覺得左方擊嚟嘅掌力非常剛硬，右方嘅掌力呢，就含有綿綿嘅柔勁。
+
+180
+00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:50,860
+哎呀個心一驚，即時雙掌運力，將對方掌力消咗，就喺呢個時候，背後又有三隻手掌揦過嚟嘞。
+
+181
+00:17:52,552 --> 00:18:00,402
+肥頭陀一擸眼，見到左便又有兩僧舉拳打過嚟，即刻雙腳一𨅝向上跳起。
+
+182
+00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:09,164
+但係見到背後三僧伸出嘅手掌啊，各有不同嘅：一個係龍爪，一個係虎爪，一個係鷹爪。
+
+183
+00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:19,835
+個心當堂怯咗，一拂堂衫袖，捲起一浸旋風，左腳落地，右手就將韋小寶揦住佢話：要佢死定係要佢生啊？
+
+184
+00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:26,538
+十八個少林僧，圍成兩個圓圈，分開兩層沊沊𡃈將佢圍住。
+
+185
+00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:37,571
+澄心話：呢位小施主嗰部經書關係重大，請大師還翻畀佢結個善緣，我哋感激不盡。
+
+186
+00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:46,013
+肥頭陀右手將韋小寶高高噉舉起，左掌啊撳住佢天靈蓋，大踏步向南面就走。
+
+187
+00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:56,653
+呢個局勢係好明白嘅，如果少林僧出手攔阻，佢左掌稍為用力，韋小寶即時頭蓋破裂。
+
+188
+00:18:57,491 --> 00:19:04,969
+噉啊南方擋住路嗰幾名少林僧啊稍為遲疑咗一下，念聲阿彌陀佛，就唯有讓開嘞。
+
+189
+00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:11,677
+肥頭陀扚住韋小寶，向住南便急急腳噉行，越行就越快。
+
+190
+00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,977
+少林寺十八羅漢施展輕功喺後便跟到實。
+
+191
+00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:22,769
+呢個時候，雙兒啊畀頭陀封閉嘅穴道呢，已經由少林僧解開。
+
+192
+00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:28,192
+佢睇住韋小寶被擒個心好慌，就猛咁追住去。
+
+193
+00:19:29,282 --> 00:19:38,658
+佢拳腳功夫啊因為得到高人傳授都幾使得嘅，但係到底年輕啊，內力修為同埋十八少林僧啊相差極遠；
+
+194
+00:19:39,235 --> 00:19:47,990
+加之身矮腳繃短，只係追咗兩里幾路唧，就已經遠遠落後，佢個心急到不得了就喊起上嚟。
+
+195
+00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:51,868
+但係一面喊一面仍然係猛咁追。
+
+196
+00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:59,604
+再走咗一陣，肥頭陀扚住韋小寶向住正南一座高峰飛奔而上。
+
+197
+00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:03,907
+十八少林僧呢排成單行喺後便追到實一實。
+
+198
+00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:13,294
+雙兒走到峰腳已經氣㗾氣喘嘞，忽然間聽見隆隆聲，原來一嚿嚿大石啊喺山路轆落嚟。
+
+199
+00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:18,036
+十八少林僧啊左跳右跳猛咁閃避。
+
+200
+00:20:19,212 --> 00:20:26,162
+原來肥頭陀上山嘅時候，不停咁踢路邊啲岩石，等啲石轆落嚟攔阻住敵人。
+
+201
+00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:33,064
+十八少林僧啊當然唔會畀石頭𢱕傷啦，不過同頭陀嘅距離呢就更加遠嘞。
+
+202
+00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:44,612
+澄光方丈啊同皇甫閣打嘅時候，心口受傷，損傷咗內力，所以十八個和尚呢佢係行包尾大班。
+
+203
+00:20:45,768 --> 00:20:50,735
+雙兒走到嘞，叫聲話：方丈大師，等埋我啦。
+
+204
+00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:58,734
+澄光企定等埋佢，見到雙兒走到上氣唔接下氣好慌噉，就安慰佢話：
+
+205
+00:20:59,053 --> 00:21:02,229
+唔使怕，佢唔敢傷害你相公嘅。
+
+206
+00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,101
+噉就拖住雙兒一齊上山嘞。
+
+207
+00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:15,471
+呢座山峰係五台山嘅南台，好在山路曲折，轉咗幾個彎呢，肥頭陀踢落嚟嗰啲石頭就𢱕唔到人嘞。
+
+208
+00:21:16,762 --> 00:21:27,594
+等到雙兒跟住澄光上到南台頂，只見十七名少林僧啊沊沊𡃈圍住一座廟宇，肥頭陀同韋小寶梗係喺廟裏便嘞。
+
+209
+00:21:29,114 --> 00:21:34,899
+五台山總共有五座高峰，噉啊各個峰頂呢都有一間廟嘅。
+
+210
+00:21:36,153 --> 00:21:44,541
+五台山係佛教裏頭文殊菩薩演教嘅場所，峰頂每座廟裏便所供奉嘅文殊啊，名號不同。
+
+211
+00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:50,769
+東台望海峰，係望海寺，供奉聰明文殊；
+
+212
+00:21:51,522 --> 00:21:57,072
+北台葉斗峰，係靈應寺，供奉無垢文殊；
+
+213
+00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:02,330
+中台翠岩峰，係演教寺，供奉儒童文殊；
+
+214
+00:22:02,774 --> 00:22:07,862
+西台掛月峰，係法雷寺，供奉獅子文殊；
+
+215
+00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:12,887
+南台錦繡峰，係普濟寺，供奉智慧文殊。
+
+216
+00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:18,647
+而家佢哋上嘅山峰就係錦繡峰，嗰座廟呢，就係普濟寺嘞。
+
+217
+00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:27,070
+雙兒叫咗幾聲：相公，相公！唔聽見有人應，就嗱嗱聲走入間寺。
+
+218
+00:22:28,107 --> 00:22:35,110
+雙兒一入到去，只見肥頭陀企喺大雄寶殿嘅滴水檐口，右手呢仍然揦住韋小寶。
+
+219
+00:22:35,961 --> 00:22:40,340
+雙兒撲過去話：相公，惡和尚冇傷害你吖嘛？
+
+220
+00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:44,641
+韋小寶話：你唔使慌，佢唔敢傷害我嘅。
+
+221
+00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:48,786
+肥頭陀發惡嘞：我點解唔敢傷害你啊？
+
+222
+00:22:49,012 --> 00:22:59,209
+呵呵，你如果敢逳我一條頭髮啊，少林十八羅漢捉住你，將你回復原狀，再變成又矮又肥，噉你就弊傢伙咯。
+
+223
+00:23:00,431 --> 00:23:07,876
+嗰個肥頭陀面色都變咗：咩，咩回復原狀啊？你，你，你點知道㗎？
+
+224
+00:23:09,198 --> 00:23:19,701
+其實韋小寶一無所知，只係見佢身材高到離譜又瘦到出奇��個名呢，又叫做肥頭陀喎，就隨口亂講㗎啫。
+
+225
+00:23:20,872 --> 00:23:25,088
+估唔到誤打誤撞，竟然似乎講中咗佢嘅心病。
+
+226
+00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:36,164
+韋小寶睇佢個樣，又聽佢嘅説話呢，有又驚又怕嘅表情，就冷笑幾聲話：嘿嘿嘿，我梗係知道啦。
+
+227
+00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:40,947
+肥頭陀話：諒佢哋亦冇呢種本事。
+
+228
+00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:46,030
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,546
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:15,298
+話説雙兒入到去普濟寺，只見肥頭陀企喺大雄寶殿嘅滴水檐口，右手呢仍然揦住韋小寶。
+
+3
+00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:26,628
+突然之間，肥頭陀飛起右腳，嘭一聲，將個石鼓踢起嚟，撞埋照壁上便，石屑紛飛。
+
+4
+00:00:27,644 --> 00:00:31,569
+佢問雙兒話：你嚟做咩啊？嫌命長啊？
+
+5
+00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:40,550
+雙兒話：我同相公同生共死，你如果逳佢一下，我同你搏命。
+
+6
+00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:46,776
+死得你吖，呢個衰仔有咩嘢咁好啊？對佢咁有情有義。
+
+7
+00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:53,548
+雙兒塊面一紅，回答唔出嘞佢就話：相公係好人，你係壞人。
+
+8
+00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:59,399
+只聽見外便十八名少林僧一齊口宣佛號：
+
+9
+00:00:59,832 --> 00:01:10,765
+阿彌陀佛，阿彌陀佛！肥尊者，請你放咗小施主啦，將部經書還畀佢啦。
+
+10
+00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:19,767
+你係武林中赫赫有名嘅英雄好漢，為難一個細佬哥，唔怕畀天下人恥笑你咩？
+
+11
+00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:23,770
+你哋再啰啰嗦嗦，老子就唔客氣嘞！
+
+12
+00:01:24,073 --> 00:01:30,241
+大家一拍兩散，老子殺咗呢個細路，毀咗經書，睇你哋有咩嘢法子。
+
+13
+00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:38,801
+澄心話：肥尊者，你要點樣至肯放人同還翻部經書呢？
+
+14
+00:01:39,782 --> 00:01:43,921
+放人倒可以，經書就無論如何唔能夠交翻畀佢喇。
+
+15
+00:01:45,219 --> 00:01:49,391
+講完，外便少林十八僧啊寂然無聲。
+
+16
+00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:55,479
+肥頭陀四圍睇下間大雄寶殿，諗下點樣甩身嘞噃。
+
+17
+00:01:56,203 --> 00:02:00,903
+突然間灰影閃動，十八名少林僧入晒嚟喇。
+
+18
+00:02:01,782 --> 00:02:05,386
+五名少林僧，貼住左便埲墻去到佢後便；
+
+19
+00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:12,946
+又有五名少林僧，順住右便埲墻去到佢後便，眨下眼，又試包圍住佢。
+
+20
+00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:23,846
+肥頭陀話：有種嘅就單打獨鬥，一個個嚟試下老子手段，你哋就算係車輪大戰，老子都唔怕你哋。
+
+21
+00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:30,927
+澄光合十話：請恕老衲無禮，我哋要一齊上。
+
+22
+00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:36,767
+肥頭陀攞起隻左腳，輕輕踩住韋小寶嘅頭殼喺度冷笑：
+
+23
+00:02:38,173 --> 00:02:48,437
+韋小寶畀佢踩住個頭冇計啦，唯有雙眼啊猛咁睄，想搵啲咩嘢惹眼嘅嘢呢，嚟到亂噏一通，引開肥頭陀嘅眼光。
+
+24
+00:02:49,223 --> 00:02:53,392
+只要佢稍為走下神唧，少林僧就有機會救自己嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:54,603 --> 00:02:59,009
+但係佢個頭殼畀佢踹住啊，只能夠睇到外面嗰便。
+
+26
+00:03:00,072 --> 00:03:07,647
+只見天井嗰度有隻大石龜，背脊上便呢豎住一塊大石碑，嘿有嘢講喇。
+
+27
+00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:18,316
+韋小寶話：肥尊者，你阿爹一味趴喺個天井處，背脊啊矺住幾萬斤嘅大石頭，幾辛苦啊。
+
+28
+00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:21,149
+你唔去救下佢，真係不孝喇你。
+
+29
+00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:27,616
+肥頭陀嬲嘞：咩嘢我阿爹趴喺天井啊？亂講！
+
+30
+00:03:28,807 --> 00:03:37,522
+四十二章經啊總共有八部，你先至攞得一部，噉得唔到其餘七部，淨係一部經書有乜鬼用吖？
+
+31
+00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,841
+另外七部喺邊處啊？你知唔知啊？
+
+32
+00:03:41,761 --> 00:03:43,141
+我梗係知㗎。
+
+33
+00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,273
+喺邊處，快啲講。
+
+34
+00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,663
+你如果唔講，我一腳踩爆你頭殼。
+
+35
+00:03:49,648 --> 00:03:52,919
+我呢就本來唔知嘅，啱先至知嘅啫。
+
+36
+00:03:53,742 --> 00:03:56,568
+啱先先至知？咩嘢意思啊？
+
+37
+00:03:57,592 --> 00:04:00,247
+韋小寶伸長條頸睇下嗰個石碑。
+
+38
+00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:10,804
+嗰個石碑上面刻滿彎彎曲曲嘅篆文，韋小寶梗係唔識啦，不過佢又詐假意讀碑文噃，慢慢慢慢噉話：
+
+39
+00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:21,251
+四十二章經總共分八部，第一部藏喺河南省個咩咩山咩寺裏便嘅，吖嗰個字我唔識喇。
+
+40
+00:04:22,231 --> 00:04:24,488
+肥頭陀問佢：咩嘢字啊？
+
+41
+00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:31,334
+見佢雙眼睇實天井裏頭嗰個石碑就問：呢塊石頭上便有刻住嘅咩？
+
+42
+00:04:32,554 --> 00:04:36,498
+韋小寶唔理佢，作狀好認真噉讀啲碑文。
+
+43
+00:04:37,615 --> 00:04:43,358
+第二部藏喺山西省咩咩山嘅咩尼姑庵裏便嘅。
+
+44
+00:04:43,802 --> 00:04:49,711
+肥老兄，呢幾個字我唔識嘅，啲字又刻得好模糊，你文武全才自己睇啦。
+
+45
+00:04:50,721 --> 00:04:56,972
+肥頭陀信以為真嘞，扚起韋小寶行去大殿門口仔細噉睇個石碑。
+
+46
+00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:01,617
+碑上面刻嘅係篆文，自��一個字都唔識。
+
+47
+00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:04,414
+只聽見韋小寶繼續噉話：
+
+48
+00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:09,500
+第三部喺四川咩嘢山喇，呢個字我又唔識嘞。
+
+49
+00:05:10,252 --> 00:05:17,473
+肥頭陀早就聽人講過四十二章經呢總共有八部，必須要八部一齊得到先至有用嘅。
+
+50
+00:05:18,226 --> 00:05:21,049
+至於收埋喺邊處呢佢就一無所知嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:24,810
+聽韋小寶噉樣講，就一啲都唔懷疑。
+
+52
+00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:29,952
+即刻就拉佢起身，問佢：第四部收埋喺邊處啊？
+
+53
+00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:41,667
+韋小寶蒙埋雙眼望實石碑，個頭殼又向左便側一側，又向右便側一側，然後擰一擰頭話：睇唔清楚啊。
+
+54
+00:05:43,693 --> 00:05:48,754
+肥頭陀扚起佢，向石碑行咗三步，呢個距離就好近嘞。
+
+55
+00:05:49,714 --> 00:05:52,779
+睇到啦嘛？第四部收埋喺邊處啊？
+
+56
+00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,724
+韋小寶話：哎呀我個頭好痕啊。
+
+57
+00:05:57,307 --> 00:05:58,030
+咩嘢話？
+
+58
+00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,655
+呢間廟啊有狗虱嘅，喺我頭髮裏便咬我。
+
+59
+00:06:03,198 --> 00:06:05,160
+肥老兄，你幫我捉佢出嚟啦。
+
+60
+00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,704
+我個頭痕得好厲害啊雙眼睇嘢睇唔清楚嘞。
+
+61
+00:06:09,728 --> 00:06:18,611
+肥頭陀除咗佢頂帽，伸出隻大手，用五隻鼓槌咁大嘅手指喺佢頭髮裏便撓幾下：唔痕啦嘛？
+
+62
+00:06:19,829 --> 00:06:26,204
+哎吖唔得㗎唔得㗎，嗰隻狗虱啊咬我左便頭殼，你又撓右便喎，越撓越痕。
+
+63
+00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:29,269
+噉肥頭陀就去撓佢左便頭殼。
+
+64
+00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,614
+哎呀，隻狗虱跳咗入我條頸裏便啊，你睇唔睇見啊？
+
+65
+00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:42,581
+肥頭陀明知佢係作怪㗎喇，不過仲係放開佢，只係用左手輕輕撳住佢膊頭怕佢逃走，佢話：
+
+66
+00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:44,452
+你自己撓啦。
+
+67
+00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:52,112
+韋小寶話：哎呀你個死鬼狗虱吖好厲害啊，實係三年冇食人血定嘞。
+
+68
+00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:58,171
+本來係矮矮肥肥嘅，而家呢餓到又瘦又扁，搏命噉嚟為難老子啊。
+
+69
+00:06:59,782 --> 00:07:04,006
+講完，左手伸入條衣領處出力咁撓痕嘞噃。
+
+70
+00:07:05,837 --> 00:07:11,074
+肥頭陀知道佢兜個圈鬧自己係狗虱，只係詐諦唔知嘞佢問：
+
+71
+00:07:11,746 --> 00:07:14,226
+第四部經書收埋喺邊處啊？
+
+72
+00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:23,993
+嗯，第四部經書就收埋喺，喺咩嘢少，少林寺嘅達，誒達乜鬼院啊。
+
+73
+00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:29,361
+肥頭陀吃咗一驚嘞，收埋喺少林寺嘅達摩院啊？
+
+74
+00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:41,752
+韋小寶見到佢對十八少林僧啊十分避忌，而呢班少林僧呢，又話係達摩院嘅，就故意出個難題戲弄佢一下。
+
+75
+00:07:43,012 --> 00:07:47,662
+估計佢就算有天咁大嘅膽啊亦唔敢去少林寺達摩院偷經。
+
+76
+00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,349
+韋小寶話：呢個魔字啊，我又唔識啊。
+
+77
+00:07:53,936 --> 00:07:58,300
+肥老兄，你連呢個咁深嘅字都識得，又何必叫我讀吖？
+
+78
+00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,863
+啊係喇你想考下我。
+
+79
+00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:05,376
+講起嚟真係醜啊，我一行裏頭呢，總有幾個字唔識嘅。
+
+80
+00:08:06,948 --> 00:08:10,697
+肥頭陀打斜眼睇下班和尚，佢問：
+
+81
+00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:14,477
+噉第五部經，收埋喺邊處啊？
+
+82
+00:08:16,006 --> 00:08:28,406
+少林寺係武林中嘅大門派，韋小寶啊聽海大富講過，又聽佢講皇太后冒充武當派，皇太后呢就講海大富係崆峒派。
+
+83
+00:08:29,183 --> 00:08:32,370
+武當、崆峒諗落嚟亦都係兩大門派嘞。
+
+84
+00:08:33,161 --> 00:08:38,205
+於是就將第五部、第六部講成係收埋喺武當山同崆峒山。
+
+85
+00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:42,306
+肥頭陀嘅面色越嚟越難睇嘞。
+
+86
+00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:48,597
+韋小寶話第七部經書，係雲南沐王府嘅人得咗去。
+
+87
+00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:53,098
+第八部呢，就喺雲南咩西王嘅王府裏便噉。
+
+88
+00:08:55,673 --> 00:09:01,874
+因為白寒楓啊畀過苦頭佢食，噉樣講呢可以搞到沐王府多啲麻煩。
+
+89
+00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:13,166
+吳三桂平西王府裏便呢就好手如雲，連師父都十分避忌嘅，肥頭陀如果敢去惹是生非呢一定撞大板。
+
+90
+00:09:14,499 --> 00:09:21,714
+誰知肥頭陀突然間變咗面色：你話第八部經書係喺平西王府裏頭啊？
+
+91
+00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:26,531
+韋小寶話：呢個字我唔識啊唔知係唔係平西王呢？
+
+92
+00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:31,393
+亂噏！呢塊石碑冇一千年都有五百年嘞。
+
+93
+00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:38,352
+吳三桂有幾多歲啊？幾百年前嘅碑文，點會寫住吳三桂嘅平西王吖？
+
+94
+00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:51,196
+嗰塊石碑就顏色烏黑，石龜同埋石碑上便生滿晒青苔，所刻嘅文字呢斑駁殘缺，一望就知道係幾百年前嘅古物。
+
+95
+00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:56,974
+韋小寶唔識得啊，只係信口開河就扯到吳三桂嘅身上。
+
+96
+00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,460
+佢諗：弊嘞弊嘞弊嘞。
+
+97
+00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:02,014
+但係個嘴呢仲喺度強辯噃：
+
+98
+00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:11,552
+我都話咗唔識呢個字㗎啦，係你話平西王啫嘛，講唔定古時候雲南有個狗西王、貓西王、烏龜西王呢？
+
+99
+00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:16,764
+肥老兄，我同你講吖，呢啲字彎彎曲曲好難認㗎。
+
+100
+00:10:16,977 --> 00:10:23,812
+你識就話識，唔識就話唔識，你唔識就夾硬話識，讀成咗平西王吳三桂。
+
+101
+00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:31,994
+呢處咁多位大和尚個個都學問高深嘅，你亂咁讀白字啊，唔笑歪人哋個嘴咩？
+
+102
+00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:39,654
+哈呢番説話就極有道理噃，講到肥頭陀當堂滿面通紅。
+
+103
+00:10:40,197 --> 00:10:42,376
+不過佢唔嬲，岌一岌頭佢話：
+
+104
+00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:47,374
+呢啲蝌蚪字我一個字都唔識，原來唔係平西王啊。
+
+105
+00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,837
+噉下便又寫住啲咩嘢字啊？
+
+106
+00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:58,321
+韋小寶諗：哎呀險過剃頭，要講翻幾句好聽啲嘅説話等佢開心下至得。
+
+107
+00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:07,253
+呢個頭陀將蛇島講成係神龍島，又識肥豬柳燕嘅九成九係神龍教嘅人定嘞。
+
+108
+00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:10,380
+於是打側個頭睇咗一陣佢話：
+
+109
+00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:18,536
+下面好似係，壽與天，天，天咩嘢啊？
+
+110
+00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:25,337
+肥頭陀個神情當堂緊張起嚟：你仔細啲睇下，壽與天咩嘢啊？
+
+111
+00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:33,600
+好似係一個，一個誒，誒一個齊字，吖冇錯冇錯，係壽與天齊啊。
+
+112
+00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:40,572
+肥頭陀歡喜咯猛咁搓手話：果然有呢句説話，誒仲有咩嘢字啊？
+
+113
+00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:47,068
+韋小寶指住石碑話：呢啲字啊古古怪怪認真難認啊。
+
+114
+00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:50,310
+係喇，呢個係洪字。
+
+115
+00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:55,035
+洪教主三個字啊，又有神龍兩個字嘅。
+
+116
+00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:58,300
+你睇，呢個係神通廣大四個字。
+
+117
+00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:04,496
+嘩，真係洪教主有噉嘅福分啊，壽與天齊？
+
+118
+00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:08,680
+呢個千年石碑上便，早就寫定喺度㗎喇？
+
+119
+00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:17,532
+係啊，上面仲寫住係，誒，係唐太宗李世民立嘅碑添噃，佢派秦叔寶、程咬金立嘅。
+
+120
+00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:32,757
+碑上面寫得明明白白，唐朝有個上知千年下知千年嘅軍師叫做徐茂功，佢算到千年之後呢，大清朝有個神龍教洪教主神通廣大、壽與天齊啊。
+
+121
+00:12:34,126 --> 00:12:43,736
+喺揚州茶館裏便講古先生呢講隋唐故事，韋小寶啊聽得好多，咩嘢程咬金啊徐茂功個名啊滾瓜爛熟。
+
+122
+00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:53,009
+至於洪教主神通廣大壽與天齊呢，係佢喺莊家大屋裏便啊聽章老三佢哋神龍教教眾講嘅。
+
+123
+00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:58,517
+果然肥頭陀一聽，歡喜到癲喇擘大個口合唔翻嘞。
+
+124
+00:12:59,722 --> 00:13:03,880
+韋小寶話：呢個石碑後便唔知仲寫咗啲咩嘢呢？
+
+125
+00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:09,484
+肥頭陀話：哦，去睇下，就行去石碑後便睇嘞喎。
+
+126
+00:13:10,076 --> 00:13:13,368
+韋小寶趁呢個機會一個箭步跳去後便。
+
+127
+00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:16,936
+肥頭陀吃咗一驚，連忙想去捉翻佢。
+
+128
+00:13:17,434 --> 00:13:20,542
+兩便四名少林僧同時揮掌拍出。
+
+129
+00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:23,488
+肥頭陀唯有揮拳抵擋啦。
+
+130
+00:13:23,861 --> 00:13:26,921
+呢陣時韋小寶已經跳到少林僧嘅後便嘞。
+
+131
+00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:29,974
+同時又有四名少林僧湧上去。
+
+132
+00:13:31,573 --> 00:13:43,450
+八名少林僧雙腳都唔停啊，圍住肥頭陀猛咁走，雙手啊不斷發招，都唔理呢一招係唔係擊中對方，總之就一擊就走，此上彼落。
+
+133
+00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:48,652
+十六隻手啊由八個方位打到，完全係一個練習有素嘅陣法。
+
+134
+00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:55,256
+肥頭陀守得好嚴密啊，不過以一敵八呢，確係頂唔順。
+
+135
+00:13:56,108 --> 00:14:01,129
+只聽見啪啪兩聲，一名少林僧同肥頭陀各中一掌。
+
+136
+00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:06,099
+嗰個少林僧跳出圈子，另外一名僧人呢就補咗佢個位。
+
+137
+00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:10,410
+噉啊再鬥一陣，肥頭陀隻大髀啊畀人踢咗一腳。
+
+138
+00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:16,813
+佢雙手伸直轉咗個圈，將八名少林僧啊逼到各自退開兩步。
+
+139
+00:14:17,364 --> 00:14:19,406
+肥頭陀話：停手！
+
+140
+00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:22,441
+噉啊八僧呢又各退兩步。
+
+141
+00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,591
+今日寡不敵眾，經書就畀翻你哋啦。
+
+142
+00:14:27,272 --> 00:14:29,223
+喺身邊攞咗部經書出嚟。
+
+143
+00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:39,993
+澄心左手一揮，八名少林僧啊行上兩步，同肥頭陀啊距離唔到三尺，各人提掌蓄勢。
+
+144
+00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,634
+肥頭陀唔理佢哋，將部經書交畀澄心。
+
+145
+00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:58,978
+澄心喺丹田裏便調勻內息，周身充滿咗暗勁，左手三指啊捏訣，等到攻守俱備之後，然後先至伸出右手慢慢將經書接過嚟。
+
+146
+00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:04,700
+點知肥頭陀並冇搞鬼噃，噉交還咗經書微微一笑佢話：
+
+147
+00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:16,473
+澄心大師，你哋少林寺十八羅漢名滿天下，十八個人打我一個，未免唔係點光彩啩？
+
+148
+00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:21,356
+澄心將經書放入懷抱合十躬身話：
+
+149
+00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:27,854
+得罪喇。少林僧單打獨鬥，唔係肥尊者嘅對手。
+
+150
+00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,003
+左手一揮，眾僧一齊退開。
+
+151
+00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:37,573
+因為怕佢又嚟捉韋小寶啊，五六名僧人都擋住佢前便。
+
+152
+00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:45,527
+肥頭陀話：韋施主，我有件事誠心請求你，請你應承。
+
+153
+00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:48,541
+韋小寶話：咩事呢？
+
+154
+00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:53,041
+我想請你去神龍島做幾日客人。
+
+155
+00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:58,920
+咩話？要我去神龍島啊？呢種地方。
+
+156
+00:15:59,556 --> 00:16:05,472
+小施主嘅經書由澄心大師收咗去，轉呈畀少林方丈。
+
+157
+00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:15,266
+小施主唔使擔心㗎，你到神龍島我哋全教上下，一定用上賓之禮恭敬相待。
+
+158
+00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:20,883
+見過洪教主之後，一定送小施主平安離島嘅。
+
+159
+00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:27,200
+佢見韋小寶扁下個嘴，顯然係唔信自己嘅説話喇。
+
+160
+00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:34,938
+澄心大師，請你做個證人，我肥頭陀講過嘅説話，有冇話唔算數㗎？
+
+161
+00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:41,270
+澄心知道呢個頭陀行為邪妄，但係亦冇重大嘅罪行。
+
+162
+00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:47,003
+佢肥瘦兩個頭陀啊言出必行，卻係早有所聞，佢話：
+
+163
+00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:51,916
+肥尊者言出有信，係眾所周知嘅。
+
+164
+00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:58,553
+只不過韋施主身有要事，恐怕未必得閒去神龍島啫。
+
+165
+00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:02,249
+韋小寶話：噉唔係，我忙到要死啊。
+
+166
+00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:07,491
+噉啦，將來得閒喇，我再去神龍島會見肥尊者同洪教主啦。
+
+167
+00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:12,854
+應該講係洪教主同佢老人家嘅下屬肥頭陀。
+
+168
+00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:18,082
+因為第一，天下冇人可以排名先過佢老人家嘅。
+
+169
+00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:24,374
+講咗第二個人嘅名先再提洪教主，噉就係非常唔恭敬啊。
+
+170
+00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:26,331
+噉皇帝呢？
+
+171
+00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:30,440
+梗係洪教主在前，皇帝在後啦。
+
+172
+00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:37,641
+第二，喺教主佢老人家面前，唔能夠提咩尊者真人嘅稱呼。
+
+173
+00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:42,346
+普天之下，唯洪教主一人為尊啊。
+
+174
+00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,640
+嘩，洪教主咁厲害㗎，我更加唔敢去見佢嘞。
+
+175
+00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:53,481
+洪教主仁慈愛眾，恩澤被於天下。
+
+176
+00:17:54,024 --> 00:18:00,572
+好似小施主噉嘅聰明伶俐嘅少年英雄，佢老人家見咗一定十分歡喜嘅。
+
+177
+00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:05,682
+小施主去一趟神龍島，必定滿載而歸啊。
+
+178
+00:18:06,207 --> 00:18:10,387
+教主佢老人家賞賜好多嘢畀你，噉就不必講嘞；
+
+179
+00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:20,566
+講唔定佢老人家一高興，教翻你一招半式，從此小施主縱橫天下，終身受用不盡喇。
+
+180
+00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:24,563
+佢呢番説話講得非常之誠懇。
+
+181
+00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:40,302
+韋小寶記起陶紅英嘅説話，喺莊家呢見到章老三呢班人嘅舉止，又想起皇太后同柳燕，男扮女裝假宮女嘅樣，對神龍教啊真係講唔出咁討厭。
+
+182
+00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:48,842
+不過比較起嚟呢，佢所認識嘅神龍教咁多人當中，都仲係呢個肥頭陀有幾分英雄氣概。
+
+183
+00:18:50,094 --> 00:19:01,179
+不過佢初初恃惡搶咗部經書，將自己扚嚟扚去，忽然間態度變晒，請自己去神龍島作客，嗯梗係不懷好意嘅。
+
+184
+00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:08,262
+咪睇佢講呢句説話嘅時候客客氣氣啊，皆因佢打唔過少林僧而已啫。
+
+185
+00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:15,192
+少林僧一走，必定又係兇狼霸道㗎嘞，邊個制得服佢啊？
+
+186
+00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:18,450
+於是猛咁擰頭話：我唔去，我唔去啊。
+
+187
+00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:25,354
+肥頭陀好失望嘞，睇咗自己周圍十八少林僧一眼，慢慢噉話：
+
+188
+00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:33,408
+小施主，我嘅武功同佢哋十八位大和尚相比，邊個叻啊？
+
+189
+00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:36,863
+韋小寶話：各有所長啦。
+
+190
+00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:39,056
+咩嘢各有所長吖？
+
+191
+00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:42,537
+如果一對一噉打，佢哋贏得到我啊？
+
+192
+00:19:43,612 --> 00:19:49,446
+一對一講唔定係你贏，一對十八就一定係你輸嘞，噉先至各有所長吖嘛。
+
+193
+00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:54,382
+如果一對一亦係你輸，噉你仲長個屁咩？你不過身長啲啫。
+
+194
+00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:59,732
+好似我噉樣武功高強嘅人，你見過未呢？
+
+195
+00:20:00,922 --> 00:20:08,201
+當然見過喇，你嘅武功亦不過馬馬虎虎啫嘛，比你高強十倍嘅人啊，我都見過唔少啦。
+
+196
+00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:12,836
+肥頭陀好嬲啊，行前一步伸手又想捉佢。
+
+197
+00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:16,237
+四名少林僧啊同時用掌擋住。
+
+198
+00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:21,039
+肥頭陀話：你話啦，邊個嘅武功高過我啊？
+
+199
+00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:24,333
+韋小寶一時之間講唔出嘞。
+
+200
+00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:29,872
+師父嘅武功係極高㗎嘞，不過亦未必贏得到佢噃。
+
+201
+00:20:30,725 --> 00:20:34,874
+肥頭陀好得意喇：你睇你睇，你講唔出喇係唔係啊？
+
+202
+00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:39,891
+咩嘢講唔出唧？我就係唔想講怕嚇親你咋。
+
+203
+00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:47,088
+武功高過你好多個人啊，嗱，第一位，係天地會總舵主陳近南。
+
+204
+00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:52,260
+我見過佢喺北京城同人哋打交，雙手捉住四名頭陀。
+
+205
+00:20:52,562 --> 00:20:58,115
+每個頭陀呢都有二百幾斤重嘅，佢雙腳一䟴，就飛身跳過城墻嘞。
+
+206
+00:20:58,426 --> 00:21:01,139
+你同佢比啊，差得遠啦。
+
+207
+00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:02,858
+吹牛。
+
+208
+00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:11,593
+肥頭陀亦聽過陳近南個名，但係決唔信佢能夠捉住四個人飛身跳過城牆嘅。
+
+209
+00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:19,910
+韋小寶話：第二位武功高強嘅人呢，係江南一位嬌滴滴嘅少奶喇。
+
+210
+00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,117
+佢講到呢處，睇一睇雙兒。
+
+211
+00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:26,834
+雙兒一味耍手，叫佢唔好講啊噉。
+
+212
+00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:39,660
+但係韋小寶話：呢位少奶啊，曾經同三十六個武當派嘅道士打交，噉三十六個道士都圍住佢，使出一種咩嘢，咩咩陣法嚟。
+
+213
+00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:43,898
+係武當派嘅陣法，空手㗎抑或使劍㗎？
+
+214
+00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,308
+使劍嘅。
+
+215
+00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:47,459
+係真武劍陣啊。
+
+216
+00:21:47,912 --> 00:21:53,104
+係冇錯冇錯，啊肥大師你見多識廣，知道係真武劍陣。
+
+217
+00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:59,602
+嗰個時候三十六把寶劍圍住嗰個少奶，劍光閃閃啊水都潑唔入啊。
+
+218
+00:22:00,408 --> 00:22:03,883
+嗰位少奶係左手抱住個細佬哥，右手係空手嘅。
+
+219
+00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:09,323
+咩嘢話？佢左手抱住細佬哥同武當派比武啊？
+
+220
+00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:16,182
+噉有咩咁稀奇唧？佢抱住一對孖仔添噃，都係男仔嚟，肥嘟嘟嘅。
+
+221
+00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:24,176
+噉佢一便氹住個細佬哥話：兩個乖乖，唔好喊，你哋睇住媽媽變把戲吓。
+
+222
+00:22:24,558 --> 00:22:28,569
+一便呢將三十六名道士揸住嘅寶劍冚𠾴唥都搶晒。
+
+223
+00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:34,684
+又將呢啲道士啊點咗穴道，一個個企喺嗰處，好似泥菩薩噉，逳都唔逳得。
+
+224
+00:22:36,024 --> 00:22:40,258
+嗰位少奶抱住細佬哥，等佢哋掹老道士嘅鬍鬚。
+
+225
+00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:46,078
+嘿，啲老道士啊嬲到吹鬚睩眼，對孖仔呢笑到唔知幾開心啊。
+
+226
+00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:54,386
+武當派同少林派齊名，武功啊各有千秋，呢一點呢，韋小寶係知道嘅。
+
+227
+00:22:55,541 --> 00:23:02,249
+佢見肥頭陀鬥唔過十八名少林僧，就話嗰個少奶打敗咗三十六名道士。
+
+228
+00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:05,980
+噉武功邊個叻邊個唔叻都唔使講嘞。
+
+229
+00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:15,773
+肥頭陀聽到傻咗噉，歎咗口氣話：唉，天下間竟然有咁神奇嘅武功嘅。
+
+230
+00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:24,572
+韋小寶見居然呃到佢，非常得戚噉話：嘿，唔怕同你講啦，呢位少奶啊就係我嘅契媽。
+
+231
+00:23:26,191 --> 00:23:28,150
+噉又嚇咗肥頭陀一驚嘞。
+
+232
+00:23:28,794 --> 00:23:35,662
+係你契媽啊？佢姓咩㗎？武林裏便有咁厲害嘅人物，我點解冇聽見過呢？
+
+233
+00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:43,032
+���小寶話：武林裏便厲害嘅人物好多，呢好似我呢個老婆吖。
+
+234
+00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:50,144
+佢指一指雙兒話：你睇佢吖，小巧玲瓏，嬌滴滴噉，點知道佢一身武功啊。
+
+235
+00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:55,931
+雙兒成個面都紅晒佢話：相公你唔好亂講啦。
+
+236
+00:23:57,490 --> 00:24:07,292
+肥頭陀同雙兒交過手，好似噉樣一個姑娘仔居然身手了得，如果唔係親眼睇見啊，都幾難信得落嘅。
+
+237
+00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:11,750
+佢岌一岌頭笑住話：講得啱，講得啱。
+
+238
+00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:17,926
+噉小施主既然唔肯去神龍島咯，噉亦冇法子啦，各位請。
+
+239
+00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:23,732
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,531
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,819 --> 00:00:10,966
+話說韋小寶呢點都唔肯去神龍島，肥頭陀冇辦法嘞。
+
+3
+00:00:12,222 --> 00:00:17,349
+噉分別嘅時候，韋小寶話：大師行先啦。
+
+4
+00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:29,743
+佢似乎係客氣啊，其實係要肥頭陀行先，佢如果向東行呢，自己就向西，佢如果向北，自己就向南。
+
+5
+00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:38,600
+但係肥頭陀擰擰頭佢話：施主行先啦，我要將呢個石碑上面嘅碑文拓翻去啊。
+
+6
+00:00:40,032 --> 00:00:47,407
+韋小寶偷笑嘞，佢諗：自己亂咁吹嘅啫，居然呃到佢信以為真喎。
+
+7
+00:00:49,171 --> 00:01:03,334
+拓，即係喺刻注咗文字圖像嘅物件上便啊，蒙上一層紙，捶打之後凹凸分明，塗上墨，就顯出文字同圖像呢啲叫做拓。
+
+8
+00:01:04,139 --> 00:01:06,443
+嗰張紙呢，就叫做拓片嘞。
+
+9
+00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:14,408
+話說十八少林僧同埋韋小寶、雙兒就落咗錦繡峰。
+
+10
+00:01:15,722 --> 00:01:22,070
+澄心啊將經書還畀韋小寶，佢問：施主係唔係即刻返去北京啊？
+
+11
+00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:24,674
+韋小寶話：係啊。
+
+12
+00:01:25,721 --> 00:01:30,840
+玉林大師囑咐我哋，要護送施主平安返去北京啊。
+
+13
+00:01:31,484 --> 00:01:38,057
+哈好極嘞，我正係擔心嗰個好似竹篙噉嘅頭陀，仲唔死心啊又試嚟啰嗦。
+
+14
+00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:45,092
+誒不過，不過各位同我一齊返北京，行癡大師有冇人保護啊？
+
+15
+00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:50,364
+施主放心啦，玉林大師另有安排。
+
+16
+00:01:51,677 --> 00:01:55,929
+韋小寶呢個時候對玉林呢個老和尚啊已經十分佩服。
+
+17
+00:01:57,258 --> 00:02:07,078
+佢閉目打坐，似乎天塌落嚟都唔理，其實呢就不動聲色，喺暗中一切都佈置得妥妥當當。
+
+18
+00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:14,711
+噉既然有少林十八羅漢護送，一路上梗係一啲兇險都冇啦。
+
+19
+00:02:15,647 --> 00:02:23,621
+嗰個身材又高又瘦嘅肥頭陀固然係冇出現啊，連其餘嘅武林人物一個都冇撞見。
+
+20
+00:02:25,518 --> 00:02:31,773
+噉呢一日嚟到北京城外嘞，十八少林僧同韋小寶行禮告別。
+
+21
+00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:39,258
+澄心話：施主已經返到京城，老僧等告辭。
+
+22
+00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:52,016
+韋小寶話：各位大和尚，真係多得晒你哋不辭辛苦，一直送我嚟呢度，我，唉我實在係感激不盡，請受我一拜。
+
+23
+00:02:52,598 --> 00:02:54,328
+講完跪低叩頭。
+
+24
+00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:57,259
+澄心啊連忙扶起佢：
+
+25
+00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:07,238
+施主一路上款待得咁好，我哋由山西嚟到北京乃係遊山玩水啫，邊度算得係辛苦吖？
+
+26
+00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:19,104
+原來韋小寶一落五台山啊，就請咗十九架大車，自己同雙兒啊坐一架，十八位少林僧一個人坐一架。
+
+27
+00:03:20,384 --> 00:03:31,497
+又叫于八騎馬行先，噉就早一日打前站，沿途訂好客店，預備名茶細點齋菜，極之豐盛。
+
+28
+00:03:32,594 --> 00:03:42,453
+噉到咗每一笪地方呢，韋小寶就猛咁打賞，啲掌櫃同夥記啊將十八位少林僧當做天神菩薩一樣噉款待。
+
+29
+00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:54,624
+少林僧係清苦修持原來一啲都唔貪圖呢啲好飲好食嘅，但係見佢咁敬重而且好誠心，所以呢都好歡喜。
+
+30
+00:03:56,107 --> 00:04:06,783
+韋小寶個人雖然係油腔滑調言不由衷啊，但係佢天生鐘意交朋友，同人哋結交呢，係一番好心嘅。
+
+31
+00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:16,557
+一路上同班和尚傾傾講講好合得嚟，忽然間話要分別喎，個心一酸，不禁流出眼淚。
+
+32
+00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:29,446
+澄心話：善哉善哉！小施主唔使難過嘅，第日如果有緣，請到少林寺嚟相聚。
+
+33
+00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:36,130
+韋小寶哽噎住話：嗯，我，我會去嘅，我會去嘅。
+
+34
+00:04:37,204 --> 00:04:39,660
+澄心同埋眾僧告辭就走咗喇。
+
+35
+00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:46,427
+入咗北京城，天色已經好晏嘞，就不便入宮。
+
+36
+00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:58,028
+韋小寶去到西正門一間大客店如歸客棧就開咗間上房，就準備過咗一晚之後呢，聽日去見康熙，奏明一切。
+
+37
+00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:08,913
+佢諗：嗰個肥頭陀搏命想搶我呢部經書，嗯，講唔定啊仲暗中跟住我嘅。
+
+38
+00:05:09,814 --> 00:05:16,873
+十八位少林和尚走咗咯，佢再嚟逳手搶，我同雙兒就頂唔住㗎嘞噃。
+
+39
+00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:29,311
+咪喇咪喇，仲係麻煩一啲，將經書收好先，聽日入宮帶領大隊侍衞嚟攞就呈畀小皇帝，噉就叫做萬失無一喇。
+
+40
+00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:36,020
+於是就叫于八去買齊應用嘅嘢，叫雙兒出咗去，閂實道門。
+
+41
+00:05:36,593 --> 00:05:52,264
+喺閂窗之前呢，先查明窗外並冇肥頭陀窺探喇，噉先至用油布將嗰部四十二章經包好，拉開張枱，攞把匕首出嚟，喺枱底嘅磚牆上面挖個窿。
+
+42
+00:05:53,556 --> 00:05:58,303
+嗰把匕首啊削鐵如泥嘅，挖墻窿啊當然係毫不費力嘞。
+
+43
+00:05:59,012 --> 00:06:05,964
+噉將經書放入墻窿，堆翻好啲磚，又攞啲水化開石灰，抿翻磚罅。
+
+44
+00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,949
+噉等到石灰乾咗之後，如果唔係特登去搵呢就點都唔會發現嘅。
+
+45
+00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:24,494
+第日一早，咪叫于八去套車，佢要先帶雙兒去食一餐豐盛嘅早餐，噉擺下闊佬，等呢個小丫鬟大開眼界。
+
+46
+00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:29,228
+然後呢，就去買套太監衣服着住然後入宮。
+
+47
+00:06:30,443 --> 00:06:34,145
+呢市面上要買太監衣帽就好難嘅。
+
+48
+00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:44,901
+噉如果買唔到呢，索性就着侍衞服飾，再趕做一件黃馬褂套上去嗰陣時威風凜凜，大搖大擺噉入宮。
+
+49
+00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:51,791
+要嗰班侍衞太監睇下，睇到口擘擘眼定定，嘿過癮咯。
+
+50
+00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:57,994
+自己呢個御前侍衞副總管係皇上親自封嘅又唔係假嘅。
+
+51
+00:06:58,341 --> 00:07:04,144
+佢諗：一於係噉話啦，仲做乜鬼嘢太監吖，老子着黃馬褂入宮。
+
+52
+00:07:05,907 --> 00:07:08,696
+噉佢同雙兒啊上咗騾車，噉佢話：
+
+53
+00:07:09,552 --> 00:07:15,018
+我哋先去西單老魁星館，嗰度嘅炸羊尾、羊肉餃子都食得下嘅。
+
+54
+00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,518
+噉個車夫恭恭敬敬應一聲：係。
+
+55
+00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:23,586
+于八挺直條腰，坐喺車夫嘅側跟，噉佢話：
+
+56
+00:07:24,357 --> 00:07:33,452
+哈，京城啊，連隻騾仔都與眾不同嘅，好似呢隻咁靚嘅叫騾，我哋山西全省都搵唔出一隻。
+
+57
+00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:39,804
+韋小寶功成回京，哎個心啊，都唔知幾得意啊。
+
+58
+00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:45,774
+嗰架騾車行咗一陣，忽然就出咗西直門。
+
+59
+00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:50,323
+韋小寶話：喂，係去西單啊，點解出咗城啊？
+
+60
+00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,820
+個車夫話：係，係啊，啊對唔住啊大爺。
+
+61
+00:07:54,300 --> 00:08:00,725
+小人呢隻驢呢就啲脾氣好犟嘅，去到城門口一定要行出城兜個圈至得嘅。
+
+62
+00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,333
+韋小寶同雙兒都笑嘞。
+
+63
+00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:09,492
+于八話：嗨，京城裏便連騾仔都有官架子㗎喎。
+
+64
+00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:16,421
+噉啊大車出咗城之後一直向北行，行咗里幾路仲唔翻轉頭。
+
+65
+00:08:17,473 --> 00:08:23,869
+韋小寶知道事有蹺蹊嘞就喝個車夫話：喂，你搞咩鬼啊？快啲返去啦。
+
+66
+00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:27,012
+哦，哦哦哦哦哦，翻轉頭，翻轉頭。
+
+67
+00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:30,693
+車夫猛咁喝隻騾仔，又叫又鞭。
+
+68
+00:08:31,329 --> 00:08:35,042
+但係隻騾仔一味向住北便跑，越跑越快。
+
+69
+00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:41,370
+個車夫啊破口大罵啦，嗰隻騾仔係睬你都傻啊，繼續猛咁跑。
+
+70
+00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:52,696
+就喺呢個時候，有兩騎馬喺旁邊衝上嚟，貼住個騾車旁邊，騎馬嘅係兩名身材魁梧嘅漢子。
+
+71
+00:08:54,184 --> 00:08:56,987
+韋小寶低聲話：逳手啦。
+
+72
+00:08:57,942 --> 00:09:02,101
+雙兒即刻用手向前一督，督正車夫後腰。
+
+73
+00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:08,621
+車夫個身一晃，就𢴈咗落車，大叫一聲，畀車旁邊隻馬踩到正。
+
+74
+00:09:09,436 --> 00:09:13,664
+馬上嘅漢子飛身而起，坐喺車夫嘅位處。
+
+75
+00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:16,225
+雙兒又用手指督佢。
+
+76
+00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:22,097
+呢個人反手揦佢手腕，雙兒手掌一翻，拍佢個面門。
+
+77
+00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:26,030
+嗰個漢子用左掌隔開，就右手揦佢膊頭。
+
+78
+00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:28,603
+噉兩個人呢就拆咗八九招。
+
+79
+00:09:29,191 --> 00:09:35,008
+啪一聲，車上嘅漢子心口畀雙兒右掌打中，飛身跌咗落地。
+
+80
+00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:43,753
+另外一名馬上漢子揮鞭打過嚟，雙兒一手揸住條鞭，順手就纏喺架車上便。
+
+81
+00:09:44,424 --> 00:09:52,518
+架騾車呢正在向前猛咁跑，一拉，嗰個漢子當堂𢴈咗落馬，連忙放開條鞭就哇哇聲咁叫。
+
+82
+00:09:53,568 --> 00:09:59,879
+雙兒攞起騾仔條韁繩，噉佢唔會趕車啊，交咗畀于八佢話：你嚟趕車啦。
+
+83
+00:10:00,532 --> 00:10:04,113
+于八話：我我我，誒我我都唔會㗎。
+
+84
+00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:08,174
+韋小寶跳上車夫嘅座位，接過韁繩。
+
+85
+00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:18,430
+不過佢亦都唔會趕車嘅，佢學車夫得儿、得儿噉叫咗幾聲，左手鬆韁右手緊韁，就好似騎馬一樣。
+
+86
+00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:25,392
+嗰隻騾仔啊果��翻轉頭嘞，嘿，隻騾仔啊邊度係脾氣犟吖？
+
+87
+00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:30,322
+呢陣時，又有十幾騎馬就追住嚟。
+
+88
+00:10:31,093 --> 00:10:35,274
+韋小寶好驚啊，噉啊拉隻騾仔向斜路上面跑。
+
+89
+00:10:36,106 --> 00:10:38,443
+嗰十幾匹馬呢就搏命喺後便跟。
+
+90
+00:10:39,581 --> 00:10:45,573
+馬快車慢，冇幾耐，十幾騎馬就將騾車沊沊𡃈噉圍住嘞。
+
+91
+00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:53,980
+韋小寶見馬上漢子都揸住兵器嘅就話：青天白日，喺天子腳下你想攔路搶劫啊？
+
+92
+00:10:55,040 --> 00:11:00,128
+一名漢子笑住話：我哋係請客嘅使者唔係打劫嘅賊。
+
+93
+00:11:00,546 --> 00:11:03,473
+韋公子，我哋主人請你去飲杯酒啊。
+
+94
+00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,403
+吓？你哋主人係邊個啊？
+
+95
+00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,224
+公子見咗面嘞就識㗎喇。
+
+96
+00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:13,650
+我哋主人如果唔係公子嘅朋友，點會請你去飲酒呢？
+
+97
+00:11:15,072 --> 00:11:20,453
+韋小寶見呢啲人古古怪怪，多數都不懷好意㗎喇就話：
+
+98
+00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:24,724
+邊度有噉樣請客㗎？唔該，讓條路行啦。
+
+99
+00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,121
+另外一名大漢笑住話：讓路就讓路啦。
+
+100
+00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:35,430
+手起一刀，斬咗個騾頭，噉騾尸啊跌喺地，連騾車都帶倒埋。
+
+101
+00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,057
+韋小寶同雙兒啊即刻跳落地。
+
+102
+00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:47,039
+雙兒出手如風啊，不過敵人係騎住馬，佢身材又矮細就打唔到敵人。
+
+103
+00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:54,132
+所以佢連用手指啊督出去，唔係督盲咗隻馬眼呢，就係督中敵人大髀嘅穴道。
+
+104
+00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,083
+一時間人叫馬嘶。
+
+105
+00:11:57,914 --> 00:12:01,047
+幾名漢子就跳落馬，揮刀上前咯噃。
+
+106
+00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:06,927
+雙兒身手靈活到極啊，指東打西，又打低咗七八名漢子。
+
+107
+00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,762
+其餘嗰四五個人呢，互相望下，都唔知點好嘞。
+
+108
+00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:22,010
+呢個時候，喺條路處一架車飛馳而來，車上便一個女子叫：係自己人啊唔好打喇！
+
+109
+00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:29,815
+韋小寶一聽見把聲，即刻心花怒放佢話：吖哈我老婆嚟喇。
+
+110
+00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,690
+雙兒同埋班漢子即刻停手唔打嘞。
+
+111
+00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:40,398
+雙兒非常之驚訝，佢完全冇估到呢位相公已經娶咗少奶。
+
+112
+00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:51,760
+冇錯當其時盛行早婚啊，男仔十四五歲娶老婆係司空見慣㗎，不過韋小寶從來冇同佢講過已經有咗老婆吖。
+
+113
+00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:57,561
+架車跑到面前嘞，有個人跳落地，係方怡啊。
+
+114
+00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:06,550
+韋小寶笑容滿面，迎上去拉住佢隻手佢話：好姐姐，真係想到我死啊，你去咗邊處啊？
+
+115
+00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:13,087
+方怡微微笑話：慢慢先至講啦。點解你哋會打起上嚟嘅？
+
+116
+00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:19,252
+佢睇下地下趢咗咁多人喺處，騾血灑到滿地都係都好驚奇。
+
+117
+00:13:20,856 --> 00:13:29,524
+一名漢子躬身話：方姑娘，我哋嚟請韋公子去飲酒，實係大家唔夠恭敬得罪咗公子嘞。
+
+118
+00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,510
+方姑娘親自嚟請噉啊最好啦。
+
+119
+00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:40,850
+方怡對韋小寶話：呢啲人都係你打低嘅咩？你嘅武功進步好大噃。
+
+120
+00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:48,540
+韋小寶話：要進步都冇咁快吖，雙兒姑娘為咗保護我，小顯身手啫。
+
+121
+00:13:50,134 --> 00:14:01,100
+方怡望下雙兒，見佢不過十四五歲唧，嬌滴滴噉，真係唔信佢武功咁高強嘅就問佢：妹妹貴姓啊？
+
+122
+00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:07,407
+因為佢喺莊家嘅時候啊未見過雙兒，所以兩個人呢就互不相識。
+
+123
+00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:13,742
+雙兒上前跪低叩頭佢話：奴婢雙兒叩見少奶。
+
+124
+00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:16,709
+韋小寶哈哈大笑啊。
+
+125
+00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:24,128
+方怡就醜到滿面通紅連忙閃開唔肯受禮：你，你，你叫我做咩嘢唧？
+
+126
+00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:27,461
+我，哎呀我唔係㗎。
+
+127
+00:14:28,461 --> 00:14:30,083
+雙兒企翻起身佢話：
+
+128
+00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:36,511
+相公話你係佢嘅夫人，奴婢服侍相公，梗係叫你做少奶啦。
+
+129
+00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:40,190
+方怡出力噉矋咗韋小寶一眼。
+
+130
+00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:44,691
+佢呢個人啊成日亂咁講嘅唔好信佢啊。
+
+131
+00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:50,262
+你服侍咗佢幾耐啊？唔通仲唔知道佢嘅脾氣咩？
+
+132
+00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:52,456
+我係方姑娘。
+
+133
+00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:58,894
+雙兒微微一笑佢話：而家暫時唔叫，以後先至叫啦。
+
+134
+00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:02,425
+方怡話���以後再叫咩？
+
+135
+00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:06,184
+塊面又試紅起上嚟嘞，唔講嘞。
+
+136
+00:15:07,504 --> 00:15:16,398
+雙兒睇下韋小寶，見到佢一副得意洋洋嘅神情，突然之間，佢亦係滿面通紅嘞。
+
+137
+00:15:17,979 --> 00:15:23,938
+因為佢諗起喺五台山嘅時候，佢曾經同肥頭陀話自己係佢老婆。
+
+138
+00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:28,480
+嗯原來佢鐘意叫嗰啲年輕姑娘做老婆嘅。
+
+139
+00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:33,458
+跟住韋小寶又問嘞：我嗰個小老婆呢？
+
+140
+00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,557
+雙兒呢次呢就不以為奇喇。
+
+141
+00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:44,227
+方怡又矋咗佢一眼話：唔見咗咁耐一見面都冇句正經嘅，一味口花花。
+
+142
+00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:47,757
+於是就吩咐班漢子收拾起程。
+
+143
+00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:54,752
+嗰啲漢子畀雙兒點咗穴道嘅唔逳得，由雙兒去幫佢哋解開。
+
+144
+00:15:55,763 --> 00:16:02,043
+韋小寶笑住話：早知道你請我飲酒啊，我恨不得生對翼飛住去啊。
+
+145
+00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:04,672
+方怡又矋咗佢一眼話：
+
+146
+00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:09,710
+你一早就唔記得咗我喇，梗係諗唔到係我請你啦。
+
+147
+00:16:11,026 --> 00:16:16,996
+韋小寶個心啊甜一甜：我點會唔記得你唧？一陣都唔會啊。
+
+148
+00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:23,810
+早知係你叫我啊，咪講話飲酒啊，就係飲馬尿、飲毒藥，我都係隨傳隨到啊。
+
+149
+00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:31,238
+嗱唔好講得咁好聽住，如果我請你去天涯海角飲毒藥呢？
+
+150
+00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:43,060
+韋小寶見佢講説話個時候似笑非笑，嗰種靚法啊真係講唔出，只覺得全身暖笠笠，佢話：
+
+151
+00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:48,854
+咪講話天涯海角啦，就係上刀山落油鑊我都去啊。
+
+152
+00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:53,659
+好，大丈夫一言既出，嗰隻馬難追。
+
+153
+00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:59,752
+韋小寶出力拍下心口大聲話：大丈夫一言既出，嗰隻馬難追。
+
+154
+00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,806
+講完兩個人同時笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+155
+00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:10,048
+方怡叫人牽咗匹馬畀韋小寶騎，噉啊叫雙兒坐佢自己嚟嗰架車。
+
+156
+00:17:10,692 --> 00:17:18,221
+自己啊騎馬同韋小寶一拍行，噉啊迎住朝陽慢慢噉跑，班漢子呢就跟住喺後便。
+
+157
+00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:27,789
+方怡話：你嘅本事真係大噃，落咗咩嘴頭收咗一個武功咁使得嘅小丫鬟啊？
+
+158
+00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:34,199
+韋小寶話：落咩嘴頭唧，係佢心甘情願跟我嘅。
+
+159
+00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:40,368
+韋小寶跟住問起沐劍屏、徐天川佢哋嘅行蹤，佢話：
+
+160
+00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:46,872
+喺嗰間鬼屋裏便，你唔係畀神龍教嗰批傢伙捉住嘅，噉收尾點樣脱險㗎？
+
+161
+00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,133
+係咪莊家三少奶請人嚟救翻你哋㗎？
+
+162
+00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,188
+邊個係莊家三少奶啊？
+
+163
+00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:56,491
+唔係嗰間屋嘅主人囉。
+
+164
+00:17:57,503 --> 00:18:02,888
+方怡擰擰頭話：間屋嘅主人？我哋一直都冇見到啊。
+
+165
+00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:10,700
+神龍教要搵嘅係你，佢哋對你呢亦冇惡意嘅，嗰個章老三搵你唔到就放咗我哋嘞。
+
+166
+00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,539
+小郡主佢哋就喺前便啊冇幾耐就會見到㗎喇。
+
+167
+00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:22,384
+你啊，個心一味掛住小郡主，見面先至一陣唧，就問咗七八次嘞。
+
+168
+00:18:22,824 --> 00:18:26,670
+哈哈，幾時問過七八次唧，真係冤枉人啊你。
+
+169
+00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:32,326
+如果我見到佢，見唔到你啊，而家我問咗七八十次就真。
+
+170
+00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:38,539
+你就算係有十個嘴啊，一陣間咁耐都嚟唔切問七八十次啦。
+
+171
+00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:44,013
+不過你啊，一個嘴比十個嘴仲厲害啊。
+
+172
+00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:53,021
+噉兩個人傾傾講講，冇幾耐呢就行咗十幾里，早就繞過咗北京城一直向住東便行。
+
+173
+00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,747
+韋小寶話：就快到未啊？
+
+174
+00:18:58,076 --> 00:19:05,288
+方怡唔高興喇：仲要行好遠啊，你掛住小郡主都唔使咁心急㗎。
+
+175
+00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:10,801
+早知你係噉樣，等佢嚟接你就好得多嘞，免致你牽腸掛肚。
+
+176
+00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:16,769
+韋小寶伸一伸條脷：噉以後我一句説話都唔問就係啦。
+
+177
+00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,231
+你嘅嘴就唔問，個心就急咯，噉我仲嬲。
+
+178
+00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:25,631
+方怡似乎醋意好濃啊。
+
+179
+00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:30,007
+韋小寶啊越聽越高興，佢笑住話：
+
+180
+00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:35,504
+如果我個心有一啲咁多急呢，我就唔係你老公，係你嘅仔。
+
+181
+00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:42,441
+方怡咭聲噉笑住話：乖。個面一紅，下便���個仔字就唔講嘞。
+
+182
+00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:49,280
+到咗晏晝，噉喺市鎮打咗尖，一行人又向住東便行。
+
+183
+00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,736
+韋小寶又唔敢再問要去邊度嘞。
+
+184
+00:19:53,652 --> 00:20:00,190
+佢見到離開北京已經好遠，今日冇法子趕翻入宮去見康熙，噉佢諗：
+
+185
+00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:13,930
+橫掂小玄子又冇限我幾時返去嘅，噉啊算我喺五台山耽擱多幾日，一係呢，就畀肥頭陀捉住唔放啫嘛，遲幾日返去又有乜緊要吖？
+
+186
+00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:16,857
+噉樣一諗呢就乜事都冇嘞。
+
+187
+00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:21,149
+一路上方怡啊同佢傾閒偈。
+
+188
+00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:32,726
+當日喺皇宮裏便嘅時候，兩個人雖然係同埋一間房啊，但因為多咗個沐劍屏啊，方怡顯得頗為矜持嘅。
+
+189
+00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:38,741
+而家一拍噉騎住馬行，方怡就有講有笑嘞。
+
+190
+00:20:39,328 --> 00:20:43,501
+其餘啲人呢十分識做，喺後便就離開遠遠。
+
+191
+00:20:45,190 --> 00:21:00,784
+韋小寶情竇初開，喺皇宮裏便嘅時候叫佢做老婆呢，仲係開玩笑啊佔咗六成，輕薄攞便宜就佔咗三成，只有一成呢先係隱隱約約有男女嘅情愛。
+
+192
+00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:10,726
+今日別後重逢，見到方怡一時又嬲嬲地，一時又温柔笑笑口，不由得動情喇。
+
+193
+00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:19,121
+見佢騎咗大半日馬，面珠紅卜卜，微微噉出汗，真係講唔出咁嬌美可愛啊。
+
+194
+00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:22,857
+佢傻傻噉睇住佢成個人定晒型。
+
+195
+00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:29,072
+方怡微微笑噉問佢：做咩嘢啊你？傻咗噉。
+
+196
+00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:39,826
+韋小寶話：好姐姐，你，你真係好睇㗎喇，我想，我想。
+
+197
+00:21:41,191 --> 00:21:42,188
+你想咩嘢唧？
+
+198
+00:21:43,581 --> 00:21:45,324
+嗱我講出嚟你唔好嬲噃。
+
+199
+00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:52,199
+講正經嘅嘢我唔嬲，不過你講埋啲唔三唔四嘅嘢我梗係嬲啦。
+
+200
+00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:53,880
+你想咩嘢啊？
+
+201
+00:21:55,682 --> 00:22:00,987
+我想，你如果真係做咗我老婆我都唔知幾開心啊。
+
+202
+00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:04,891
+方怡矋咗佢一眼板起塊面擰轉頭。
+
+203
+00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:08,380
+韋小寶急嘞：好姐姐，你嬲啊？
+
+204
+00:22:09,522 --> 00:22:11,460
+梗係嬲啦，嬲死你啊。
+
+205
+00:22:12,471 --> 00:22:16,776
+呢句説話都唔知幾正經啊，我，我係真心㗎。
+
+206
+00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:26,077
+喺皇宮嘅時候，我就發過誓話一世人都跟住你，服侍你㗎嘛，仲有咩真嘅假嘅呢？
+
+207
+00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,211
+你噉樣講，就係自己想變心。
+
+208
+00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:33,322
+嘩，韋小寶歡喜到癲啊。
+
+209
+00:22:33,983 --> 00:22:38,845
+如果唔係兩個人都騎住馬，即時就一下抱住佢錫下佢面珠㗎嘞。
+
+210
+00:22:39,831 --> 00:22:46,231
+噉佢拉住方怡隻手話：我點會變心呢？一千年、一萬年都唔變心。
+
+211
+00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:53,953
+你噉講又係假㗎喇，一個人點會有一千年、一萬年呢？除非你係烏。
+
+212
+00:22:54,742 --> 00:23:01,482
+講到呢個烏字，咭噉笑一聲，擰歪塊面，不過隻手呢仲係由得佢揸住。
+
+213
+00:23:02,773 --> 00:23:06,802
+韋小寶揸住佢隻手，心花怒放啊佢笑住話：
+
+214
+00:23:07,961 --> 00:23:11,393
+你待我咁好，我永遠都唔會做烏龜嘅。
+
+215
+00:23:12,681 --> 00:23:18,261
+老婆勾佬，丈夫啊做烏龜，呢句説話方怡當然明白。
+
+216
+00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,989
+真係狗嘴長唔出象牙啊你。
+
+217
+00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:29,892
+哈哈哈，你嫁雞隨雞嫁狗隨狗，呢一世啊想見你老公把嘴長出象牙，難咯。
+
+218
+00:23:30,448 --> 00:23:35,340
+方怡趴喺馬鞍咁笑，隻手呢就緊緊揸住韋小寶隻手。
+
+219
+00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:44,221
+噉兩個人一路講講笑笑，到到挨晚時分，喺一個大市鎮嘅客店過夜。
+
+220
+00:23:45,198 --> 00:23:50,245
+第二日，韋小寶啊叫于八請咗架大車，噉佢同方怡坐。
+
+221
+00:23:50,761 --> 00:23:56,454
+噉一路行，有時韋小寶又攬住佢錫下佢面珠，噉方怡呢亦都唔拒絕。
+
+222
+00:23:57,263 --> 00:24:01,330
+韋小寶啊哎真係不知人間何世咯。
+
+223
+00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:10,730
+佢喺溫柔鄉之中，咩嘢皇帝嘅詔令，咩四十二章經咩五台山上嘅老皇爺冚𠾴唥置之腦後。
+
+224
+00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:18,939
+迷迷懵懵噉，真係快活唔知時日過，條路有幾遠冚𠾴唥唔記得晒嘞。
+
+225
+00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:24,223
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,420
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,822 --> 00:00:15,917
+話説呢一日傍晚，車馬嚟到海旁嘞，方怡拖住韋小寶隻手行到海邊，細細聲噉話：
+
+3
+00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:26,168
+好弟弟，我同你坐船出洋，四海遨遊，好似神仙噉過日子你話好唔好啊？
+
+4
+00:00:28,223 --> 00:00:35,458
+韋小寶用左手攬住佢條腰怕佢跌倒，只覺得佢啲頭髮擦住自己塊面珠。
+
+5
+00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:43,460
+雖然想到坐船出海又未免太過兀突，隱隱約約覺得有啲唔係點妥當啊。
+
+6
+00:00:44,634 --> 00:00:49,222
+但係喺噉嘅情景，唔好呢兩個字啊點樣講得出口呢？
+
+7
+00:00:51,493 --> 00:01:08,639
+喺海邊有一隻大船停響處，船上嘅水手見到方怡嘅下屬，揮舞住青巾，就放咗隻船仔過嚟，將韋小寶同方怡接咗上大船先，然後將其餘嘅人啊陸續噉接上去。
+
+8
+00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:14,866
+于八見到要上船就話，自己會暈船㗎，點都唔肯出海。
+
+9
+00:01:16,086 --> 00:01:23,107
+韋小寶亦唔勉強佢，打賞一百兩銀畀佢，噉啊于八千恩萬謝噉就返去山西嘞。
+
+10
+00:01:25,432 --> 00:01:38,531
+韋小寶行入船艙，只見艙內陳設富麗，鋪住厚厚嘅地氈，枱上啊擺滿茶果點心，就好似王公大臣屋企嘅花廳一樣。
+
+11
+00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:44,843
+佢諗：好姐姐噉樣待我，總唔會害我嘅。
+
+12
+00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:54,356
+過咗一陣間，船上兩名僕人攞熱手巾嚟畀佢哋兩個人抹面，噉啊跟住送嚟兩碗麵。
+
+13
+00:01:54,921 --> 00:02:02,946
+喺啲麵上便，有一條條嘅雞絲，入口鮮美，不過啲滋味呢同雞絲又唔同嘅。
+
+14
+00:02:04,112 --> 00:02:09,570
+食食下，覺得隻船身逳嘞，原來已經係揚帆出海嘞。
+
+15
+00:02:11,154 --> 00:02:14,297
+喺船上嘅生活又另外有一番天地喇。
+
+16
+00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:23,850
+方怡陪佢飲酒猜枚有講有笑啊一到夜深，噉啊服侍佢上床之後，先至去隔籬艙瞓。
+
+17
+00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:27,429
+噉第日一早，又嚟幫佢着衫梳頭。
+
+18
+00:02:28,623 --> 00:02:39,118
+韋小寶諗：而家佢仲唔知我係太監，以為我哋做夫妻到底係假嘅，哈幾時先至同佢講穿好呢？
+
+19
+00:02:41,506 --> 00:02:51,716
+隻船行咗幾日，噉呢一日，兩個人喺窗口一齊睇海上日出，睇住海面金蛇萬道壯麗無比。
+
+20
+00:02:52,723 --> 00:03:07,989
+方怡話：當日我去行刺清廷皇帝，以為一定會死㗎喇，點知道上天保佑，竟然會遇到你，今日更加喺呢度享福。
+
+21
+00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:16,143
+好弟弟啊，你嘅身世我一啲都唔知嘅，你點樣入宮，又點樣學武功㗎？
+
+22
+00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:24,970
+韋小寶笑住話：我正係想同你講，就係怕嚇咗你一跳，又怕你歡喜到暈啊。
+
+23
+00:03:26,351 --> 00:03:29,353
+方怡又挨佢近啲，低聲話：
+
+24
+00:03:30,826 --> 00:03:41,286
+如果我聽咗歡喜咯，噉就最好啦，就算係我唔鐘意聽嘅，只要你講嘅係真嘅，噉，噉我都唔在乎嘅。
+
+25
+00:03:42,683 --> 00:03:49,552
+好姐姐，噉我同你講真嘅，我喺揚州出世，媽媽係喺妓院裏頭嘅。
+
+26
+00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:55,848
+方怡吃咗一驚擰轉身問佢：你媽媽喺妓院裏頭做事啊？
+
+27
+00:03:56,808 --> 00:04:01,362
+係同人洗衫煮飯呢定係，定係掃地斟茶啊？
+
+28
+00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:13,248
+韋小寶見佢面色都變晒，眼神就好怕噉，當堂成個心都冷晒，知道佢對妓院係極之鄙視啊。
+
+29
+00:04:14,473 --> 00:04:22,221
+如果直白講自己母親係妓女，怕呢一生之中呢佢永遠都唔會再對自己有半分尊重同親熱㗎嘞。
+
+30
+00:04:23,173 --> 00:04:30,536
+於是哈哈一笑佢話：哈哈，我媽媽喺妓院嗰陣啊，先得六七歲，點會同人哋洗衫煮飯呢？
+
+31
+00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:36,602
+噉方怡嘅面色呢就好翻啲嘞：先至係六七歲咋？
+
+32
+00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:44,877
+韋小寶順口話：清兵入關嘅時候，喺揚州殺咗唔少人，呢啲你知㗎。
+
+33
+00:04:46,114 --> 00:04:50,610
+韋小寶喺處拖延時間嘞，想法子幫母親講得叻啲。
+
+34
+00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,887
+方怡話：我知。
+
+35
+00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:59,328
+我外公係明朝嘅大官，喺揚州做官嘅。
+
+36
+00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:05,289
+噉啊清兵攻破揚州嘅時候呢，我外公啊反抗清兵，戰死噃。
+
+37
+00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,908
+噉我媽媽嗰陣時係個細路女，咪流落街頭啦。
+
+38
+00:05:10,136 --> 00:05:18,360
+揚州妓院裏便呢有個嫖客，好有錢嘅，噉見到佢咁可憐，就收留佢做咗小丫鬟。
+
+39
+00:05:19,442 --> 00:05:29,545
+噉有一日，無意之中啊問起佢個身世，佢好敬重我外公噃，噉就認咗我媽媽做義女，帶佢返屋企，噉又做千金小姐喇。
+
+40
+00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:35,304
+噉收尾呢就嫁咗我爸爸，佢係揚州有名嘅富家公子嚟㗎。
+
+41
+00:05:36,726 --> 00:05:41,511
+方怡將信將疑佢話：原來係噉嘅。
+
+42
+00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:54,312
+先頭呀嚇咗我一跳啊，仲以為你媽媽淪落喺妓院裏便，做咗人使乸，服侍嗰啲不識羞恥、人盡可夫嘅，嗰，嗰啲壞女人添。
+
+43
+00:05:55,703 --> 00:06:02,964
+韋小寶自細喺妓院長大，從來都唔覺得自己媽媽係個不識羞恥嘅壞女人。
+
+44
+00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:08,790
+聽方怡噉樣講，不由得激氣嘞，佢諗：
+
+45
+00:06:09,817 --> 00:06:15,734
+你沐王府嘅女人就好架勢啊？我睇又唔係一樣咁不識羞恥。
+
+46
+00:06:17,604 --> 00:06:25,647
+佢原來想將自己嘅身世坦白噉講畀方怡聽嘅，而家就乜嘢都講唔出口嘞，就索性亂咁吹。
+
+47
+00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:38,670
+將揚州自己屋企點樣闊綽法講到天花亂墜，但係佢所講嘅廳堂房間、家具擺設，不免仲係麗春院裏頭嘅格局啊。
+
+48
+00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:42,784
+方怡亦都冇留心去聽佢講，就話：
+
+49
+00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:48,614
+你話有件事怕我聽咗歡喜到暈嘅，就係呢啲啊？
+
+50
+00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:57,917
+韋小寶畀佢兜頭潑咗殼冷水，又見佢對自己嘅吹牛冇啲在意，不禁興味索然。
+
+51
+00:06:58,693 --> 00:07:06,839
+噉自己唔係太監嗰件事呢亦懶得講嘞，隨口話：就係呢啲咋，原來你唔鐘意聽嘅。
+
+52
+00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:10,823
+方怡話：我鐘意。
+
+53
+00:07:11,678 --> 00:07:14,387
+呢句説話顯然係言不由衷啦。
+
+54
+00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:24,317
+噉兩個人默默無言噉互相望咗一陣，忽然間見到東北方出現一片綠地，隻船呢，正在直駛過去。
+
+55
+00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:29,923
+方怡奇怪嘞：咦？呢度係邊處啊？
+
+56
+00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:34,176
+過咗唔夠一個時辰，隻船已經駛近嘞。
+
+57
+00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:41,796
+只見岸上樹木蒼翠，長長嘅海灘一眼望唔到尾，冚𠾴唥都係雪白嘅細沙。
+
+58
+00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:49,810
+方怡話：坐咗咁多日船頭都暈晒嘞，我哋上去睇下呢好唔好啊？
+
+59
+00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:53,471
+韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話：好啊。
+
+60
+00:07:54,423 --> 00:07:59,083
+睇嚟好似個大海島噉，唔知個島上便有咩好玩嘅嘢呢？
+
+61
+00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:05,163
+方怡就叫船家入嚟，問佢呢個島叫做咩嘢名，有咩特產啊噉。
+
+62
+00:08:06,134 --> 00:08:07,050
+個船家話：
+
+63
+00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:15,308
+呢個係東海有名嘅神仙島，聽講島上便有一種神仙果，食咗會長生不老嘅。
+
+64
+00:08:15,672 --> 00:08:18,401
+誒不過係有福嘅人先至食得到㗎啫。
+
+65
+00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:22,760
+姑娘同韋相公不妨上去睇下吖，碰下運氣都好吖。
+
+66
+00:08:23,823 --> 00:08:28,874
+方怡岌一岌頭，等船家出翻去喇，噉細細聲噉話：
+
+67
+00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:37,391
+長生不老我都唔想嘞，而家噉樣過日子，仲快活過做神仙啦。
+
+68
+00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:49,279
+韋小寶好歡喜啊：我同你就喺呢個島上便住一世，咩仙果啊都唔緊要，只要你永遠陪住我，我就係神仙嘞。
+
+69
+00:08:51,011 --> 00:08:52,417
+我都係啫。
+
+70
+00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:56,146
+噉兩個人坐船仔上岸。
+
+71
+00:08:56,852 --> 00:09:05,913
+雙腳踩住海灘上面嘅細沙，個鼻呢又聞到樹林裏便飄出嚟嘅陣陣花香，真係覺得到咗仙境一樣啊。
+
+72
+00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:10,817
+方怡話：唔知個島上便有冇人住嘅呢？
+
+73
+00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:19,132
+韋小寶話：人就冇，不過有個美貌無比嘅女仙，帶咗個後生嚟到唧。
+
+74
+00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:25,412
+好弟弟，你係我嘅後生，我係你嘅丫鬟啊。
+
+75
+00:09:26,781 --> 00:09:32,733
+韋小寶聽到丫鬟兩個字啊諗起雙兒嘞，噉啊捩轉頭一望，唔見佢跟住嚟。
+
+76
+00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:37,159
+呢幾日冷落咗雙兒個心有啲覺得對唔住佢噉。
+
+77
+00:09:37,923 --> 00:09:43,350
+但係如果佢而家跟住喺後便，自己同方怡太過親熱就唔方便嘞。
+
+78
+00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:45,964
+諗落都仲係唔跟住嘅好。
+
+79
+00:09:47,289 --> 00:09:52,833
+噉啊兩個人拖住手行入樹林，聞到啲花呢香得非常之濃郁。
+
+80
+00:09:53,838 --> 00:09:58,557
+韋小寶話：啲花香得咁厲害嘅唔通係鮮花？
+
+81
+00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:10,373
+向前行咗幾步，忽然間聽見草裏便嘶嘶沙沙，跟住眼前黃影閃動，七八條黃中間黑嘅毒蛇飆出嚟。
+
+82
+00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:15,780
+嚇到韋小寶大叫一聲：哎呀！拉住方怡轉身就走。
+
+83
+00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:24,828
+只係𨂾出一步唧，前便又有七八條蛇擋路嘞，全身血咁紅嘅，條脷吞下吐下，哧哧聲。
+
+84
+00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:29,720
+呢啲蛇嘅蛇頭啊都係三角��嘅顯然係好毒㗎。
+
+85
+00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:34,820
+方怡喺韋小寶身前面擋住，拔刀揮舞佢話：
+
+86
+00:10:35,158 --> 00:10:37,456
+你快啲走啦，我嚟擋住啲毒蛇啊。
+
+87
+00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,593
+韋小寶梗係唔肯一個人走先啦，佢連忙拔出匕首話：
+
+88
+00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:46,116
+喺呢便走啦！拉住方怡打斜就走。
+
+89
+00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:56,110
+行咗兩步，條頸一涼，有條毒蛇喺樹上面髧落嚟纏住佢條頸，嚇到魂魄都唔齊大聲咁驚叫。
+
+90
+00:10:56,998 --> 00:10:59,086
+方怡連忙用手去拉蛇身。
+
+91
+00:10:59,388 --> 00:11:01,360
+韋小寶話：唔得㗎，唔得㗎！
+
+92
+00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:06,339
+嗰條蛇捩轉頭一啖就咬住方怡嘅手背，唔肯鬆口。
+
+93
+00:11:07,612 --> 00:11:10,473
+韋小寶即刻用匕首將條蛇斬開兩橛。
+
+94
+00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:16,532
+就喺呢個時候，兩個人個大髀啊腳啊都畀毒蛇纏住。
+
+95
+00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:23,671
+韋小寶用匕首去斬，只覺得左便大髀一麻，已經畀毒蛇咬中。
+
+96
+00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:27,610
+方怡拋開單刀攬住佢，喊住噉話：
+
+97
+00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:32,147
+我兩夫妻，今日死喺呢處喇。
+
+98
+00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:38,898
+韋小寶啊恃住匕首鋒利，每一刀揮出去就斬斷一條毒蛇。
+
+99
+00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:48,629
+但係樹林裏便毒蛇越嚟越多，兩個人掙扎住行翻出樹林，周身已經畀毒蛇咬傷咗七八處嘞。
+
+100
+00:11:49,884 --> 00:11:59,323
+韋小寶只覺得頭暈眼花漸漸昏迷，噉睇下個大海，嗰隻船仔正在扒緊去大船嗰處，離開好遠。
+
+101
+00:11:59,977 --> 00:12:03,025
+方怡嗌咗幾聲，啲水手都聽唔到嘞。
+
+102
+00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:09,010
+方怡嗱嗱聲捲起韋小寶褲腳，護低身去吸佢隻腳嘅蛇毒。
+
+103
+00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:13,287
+韋小寶話：唔，唔得啊，唔得㗎。
+
+104
+00:12:14,543 --> 00:12:17,192
+忽然間聽見後便有腳步聲，有個人話：
+
+105
+00:12:18,191 --> 00:12:20,592
+你哋嚟呢度做咩啊？唔怕死啊？
+
+106
+00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:25,824
+韋小寶捩轉頭一睇，見到係三名中年漢子連忙話：
+
+107
+00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,614
+大叔救命啊，我哋畀蛇咬親啊。
+
+108
+00:12:30,603 --> 00:12:39,464
+一名漢子喺身邊攞一個藥餅出嚟，擠入嘴噍咗一輪，然後攞出嚟，敷喺韋小寶畀蛇咬傷嘅地方。
+
+109
+00:12:40,273 --> 00:12:44,624
+韋小寶話：你，誒，你同佢醫先啦。
+
+110
+00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:48,957
+呢個時候自己兩隻腳都黑晒嘞，全無知覺。
+
+111
+00:12:49,929 --> 00:12:52,997
+方怡接過啲藥，自己敷喺傷口上便。
+
+112
+00:12:53,757 --> 00:13:03,200
+韋小寶啱啱叫咗一聲：好姐姐。突然間眼前一黑，景轟一聲，𢴈低就暈咗嘞。
+
+113
+00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:14,059
+等到韋小寶醒翻嘅時候，只覺呢唇乾舌燥，心口啊痛到不得了，噉忍唔住就呻吟。
+
+114
+00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:18,130
+聽見有人話：好咯好咯，醒翻喇。
+
+115
+00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:24,355
+韋小寶慢慢噉擘開眼，見到有人攞住碗藥，喂佢飲。
+
+116
+00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:31,692
+嗰啲藥啊又腥又臭嘅，不過佢毫不猶豫飲晒嘞，入口好苦嘅。
+
+117
+00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:41,146
+飲完藥之後話：多謝大叔救命，我，我嗰個姐姐冇事吖嘛？
+
+118
+00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:49,844
+嗰個人話：好在救得早，我哋嚟遲一陣啊，你哋兩個都冇命喇。
+
+119
+00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:55,690
+韋小寶聽見方怡有救個心好歡喜，一味話多謝。
+
+120
+00:13:56,589 --> 00:14:04,975
+呢個時候先至發覺自己係瞓喺張床上便𢫏住張被，全身嘅衣服已經除咗咯，雙腳呢仲係麻木嘅。
+
+121
+00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:15,919
+嗰個漢子相貌醜陋滿面疤痕，但係韋小寶睇上嚟，真係當佢係救命菩薩一樣啊。
+
+122
+00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:22,447
+嗰個人話：你哋真係大膽，走嚟呢個神仙島做咩嘢呢？
+
+123
+00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:30,970
+韋小寶話：船上嘅水手講，呢個島上面有神仙果食咗會長生不老喎。
+
+124
+00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:36,994
+呵呵呵呵，如果真有神仙果，佢哋自己又唔嚟摘？
+
+125
+00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:41,388
+哎呀，嗰堆水手不懷好意啊。
+
+126
+00:14:42,074 --> 00:14:46,225
+弊喇我船上仲有個同伴，唔好，唔好畀啲壞人害咗啊。
+
+127
+00:14:46,491 --> 00:14:49,047
+大叔，唔該你想下法子救下佢啦。
+
+128
+00:14:50,386 --> 00:14:54,398
+嗰隻船三日之前就已經開走咗喇，去邊處搵啊？
+
+129
+00:14:55,623 --> 00:14:58,274
+咩嘢話？三日之前？
+
+130
+00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,822
+你已經昏迷咗三日三夜喇，你唔知啊呢？
+
+131
+00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:16,951
+韋小寶想起雙兒啊，佢雖然武功好高，不過茫茫大海之中，孤身一個人，點樣走得甩啲壞人嘅毒手吖？佢好焦急嘞。
+
+132
+00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:24,528
+嗰個漢子安慰佢話：呢個時候你急都冇用㗎喇，你好好休息啦。
+
+133
+00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:31,412
+呢個島啲毒蛇非同小可啊，至少要食七日藥先能夠消清啲毒嘅。
+
+134
+00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:36,640
+噉佢又問咗韋小寶個姓名，佢自己話係姓潘嘅噉。
+
+135
+00:15:38,494 --> 00:15:45,144
+到咗第三日，韋小寶可以起身嘞，可以扶住埲墻慢慢行。
+
+136
+00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,926
+嗰個姓潘嘅漢子帶佢去見方怡。
+
+137
+00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,988
+原來佢另外有個婦女照料嘅。
+
+138
+00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:56,966
+只見方怡成個人都憔悴晒精神好差。
+
+139
+00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:02,733
+兩個人一見到面又歡喜又難受，擁抱住喊起上嚟。
+
+140
+00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:10,006
+噉以後兩個人日頭呢都喺埋一間房，噉講起毒蛇嗰種厲害法啊周身都起晒雞皮啊。
+
+141
+00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,440
+到咗第六日，嗰個姓潘嘅漢子話：
+
+142
+00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:20,788
+我哋島嘅醫生陸先生出海返嚟喇，我請咗佢嚟睇下韋兄弟啊。
+
+143
+00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:23,554
+韋小寶好多謝佢啦。
+
+144
+00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:31,787
+噉過咗冇幾耐有個人入嚟，四十零歲啦，文士打扮，神情和藹可親。
+
+145
+00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:36,700
+佢問韋小寶畀毒蛇咬嘅經過，噉佢話：
+
+146
+00:16:37,803 --> 00:16:47,819
+島上嘅居民身邊都帶住雄黃蛇藥嘅，就係將毒蛇放喺個身處，嗰條蛇都即刻就躝扯決唔敢咬人嘅。
+
+147
+00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:54,470
+韋小寶話：原來係噉嘅，唔怪得潘大哥佢哋都唔怕啦。
+
+148
+00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:59,463
+陸先生幫佢睇咗傷，噉攞咗六粒藥丸畀佢。
+
+149
+00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:05,813
+你食三粒，另外嗰三粒呢畀你嘅同伴啦，一日食一粒就啱喇。
+
+150
+00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:11,846
+韋小寶好多謝佢，又攞咗二百兩銀票出嚟話：
+
+151
+00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:15,644
+一啲啲診金，請先生唔好見笑啊。
+
+152
+00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:24,129
+陸先生吃咗一驚：啊，邊度使咁多啊？公子畀二兩銀我已經好多謝嘞。
+
+153
+00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:28,889
+韋小寶一定要畀，噉陸先生只好收落嚟啦佢話：
+
+154
+00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,094
+呵呵呵，公子厚賜真係卻之不恭。
+
+155
+00:17:33,912 --> 00:17:40,124
+公子喺呢處都怕好悶啦，今晚同埋公子嘅女伴一齊去舍下飲翻一杯呢好嘛？
+
+156
+00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,291
+韋小寶好歡喜就應承佢。
+
+157
+00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:51,100
+傍晚時分，陸先生派咗兩頂竹轎，嚟接韋小寶同方怡。
+
+158
+00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:59,622
+竹轎其實係只係一張竹椅，兩便係穿咗竹槓，前後有人抬噉就係㗎喇。
+
+159
+00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:04,046
+佢哋坐住竹轎順住山溪行。
+
+160
+00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:15,699
+溪水淙淙草木清新，都幾心曠神怡嘅，不過兩個人一見到啲樹啊草堆啊就驚喇，怕又有毒蛇飚出嚟。
+
+161
+00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:21,404
+噉行咗七八里路，嚟到三間竹屋前便就停低嘞。
+
+162
+00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:29,996
+嗰啲屋嘅牆壁屋頂呢，都係由碗口咁大嘅粗竹編成嘅，睇嚟好堅固。
+
+163
+00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:35,231
+江南河北，都未見過噉樣嘅竹屋嘅。
+
+164
+00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:40,040
+陸先生出嚟迎接，噉啊請兩個人入去裏便。
+
+165
+00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:46,864
+嚟到間廳，有個三十幾歲嘅婦人出嚟歡迎，係陸先生嘅妻子。
+
+166
+00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,929
+嗰個婦人拉住方怡隻手顯得十分親熱。
+
+167
+00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,733
+噉陸先生啊請韋小寶去書房坐。
+
+168
+00:18:55,819 --> 00:19:07,302
+書房裏便有唔少圖書，都擠喺啲竹書架上便嘅，四面嘅牆壁掛滿咗字畫，睇嚟呢個陸醫生係個風雅之士啊。
+
+169
+00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:14,669
+陸先生話：在下僻處荒島孤陋寡聞到極嘞。
+
+170
+00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:26,023
+韋公子喺中原勝地嚟，華族子弟眼界又闊，鑑賞必精，你睇呢幾幅書畫仲可以入方家嘅法眼嘛？
+
+171
+00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:31,121
+佢呢幾句文縐縐嘅説話，韋小寶一句都唔懂。
+
+172
+00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:43,207
+見佢指住牆壁嘅字畫，噉啊擔高頭睇下啦，見到其中有一張畫嘅係山水，另外一張畫呢，上面有隻白鶴有隻烏龜嘅。
+
+173
+00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:48,112
+佢笑住話：哈，呢隻老烏龜又幾好玩噃。
+
+174
+00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:53,304
+陸先生微微打個特，噉又指住一幅立軸話。
+
+175
+00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:58,479
+韋公子，你睇呢幅石鼓文寫得如何呢？
+
+176
+00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:07,129
+韋小寶見嗰啲字彎彎曲曲，好似畫符噉，就岌一岌頭話：好，好好啊。
+
+177
+00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,700
+陸���生指住另外一幅大字話：
+
+178
+00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:17,263
+呢一幅係臨秦瑯琊台刻石嘅，韋公子以為如何啊？
+
+179
+00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:22,649
+韋小寶諗住一味話好都冇乜癮㗎就擰擰頭話：
+
+180
+00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:24,963
+呢一幅就寫得不大好喇。
+
+181
+00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:27,920
+陸先生肅然起應佢話：
+
+182
+00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:34,064
+噉啊要請韋公子指點，呢幅字嘅弱點敗筆喺邊處呢？
+
+183
+00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:39,397
+韋小寶話：敗筆就好多，勝筆甚少啊。
+
+184
+00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:44,312
+佢諗既然有敗筆，當然亦有勝筆啦。
+
+185
+00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:50,984
+陸先生驟然聽到勝筆兩個字窒咗一窒，就話：高明，高明啊。
+
+186
+00:20:52,372 --> 00:20:58,221
+又指住一幅草書話：呢幅狂草，韋公子以為如何呢？
+
+187
+00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,543
+韋小寶打側個頭睇咗一陣，擰一擰頭話：
+
+188
+00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:07,625
+呢幾個字啲墨乾嘞亦唔蘸墨嘅。
+
+189
+00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:12,764
+嗯呢啲細線拖嚟拖去，咁污糟嘅寫得。
+
+190
+00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,953
+陸先生一聽當堂面色變咗。
+
+191
+00:21:16,863 --> 00:21:26,833
+因為草書講究墨法燥濕，筆潤就為濕，筆枯就為燥，燥濕相間，就濃淡有致嘞。
+
+192
+00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:35,554
+因燥顯濕，以濕襯燥，陰陽映帶如雲霞障天，呢啲就為之妙書。
+
+193
+00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:41,401
+至於筆墨相連嘅細線呢，畫家叫佢做游絲。
+
+194
+00:21:41,948 --> 00:21:51,110
+有啲就連幾筆，或者連幾個字，噉仲要講究賓主合宜、斜角變幻，噉又有飄帶、折帶種種嘅名色。
+
+195
+00:21:52,221 --> 00:21:55,011
+而家韋小寶亂噏幾句即刻就穿煲嘞。
+
+196
+00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,546
+陸先生又指住一幅字話：
+
+197
+00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:08,329
+呢一幅冚𠾴唥都係甲骨古文，兄弟學識粗淺一個字都唔識，要請韋公子指點。
+
+198
+00:22:09,592 --> 00:22:20,881
+韋小寶見到嗰啲字一個個都好似蝌蚪噉樣，十足十好似五台山錦繡峰普濟寺嗰個石碑上面嘅字噉嘅，心念一動，佢就話：
+
+199
+00:22:22,231 --> 00:22:32,356
+呢幾個字我啊識嘅，係，神龍教洪教主萬年不老，永享仙福，神通廣大，壽與天齊吖嘛。
+
+200
+00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:36,091
+陸先生即刻滿面笑容佢話：
+
+201
+00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,673
+哎吖，謝天謝地，你果然識得呢啲字啊！
+
+202
+00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:50,629
+睇見陸先生歡喜到噉樣，講說話嘅時候把聲都震晒，韋小寶即刻疑心嘞。
+
+203
+00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:56,499
+佢諗：我識得呢幾個字佢點解咁高興呢？
+
+204
+00:22:57,539 --> 00:23:08,179
+唔通佢，唔通佢又係神龍教嘅？哎呀弊喇，蛇，蛇，靈蛇，唔通呢處就係神龍島？
+
+205
+00:23:09,273 --> 00:23:12,659
+佢衝口而出就話：肥頭陀喺邊處啊？
+
+206
+00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:20,096
+陸先生吃咗一驚退後幾步佢話：你，你，你已經知道晒喇？
+
+207
+00:23:21,408 --> 00:23:24,856
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，其實佢乜都唔知嘅。
+
+208
+00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,523
+陸先生嘅神情好鄭重佢話：
+
+209
+00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:31,961
+既然你都知道嘞噉亦好。
+
+210
+00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,596
+行到書枱旁邊，磨墨鋪紙佢話：
+
+211
+00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:45,151
+唔該你將呢啲蝌蚪古文，一個字一個字噉譯出嚟，邊個係洪字，邊個係教字。
+
+212
+00:23:45,787 --> 00:23:49,019
+嚟啦，寫啦，寫啦唔該你。
+
+213
+00:23:50,259 --> 00:23:53,880
+要韋小寶攞起支筆寫字真係慘過殺佢頭。
+
+214
+00:23:55,450 --> 00:24:02,449
+但係佢見陸先生面色咁難睇又唔敢唔去啊，噉啊硬住頭皮行過喺書枱旁邊坐落。
+
+215
+00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:11,375
+噉啊揸起支筆嘞噃，佢揸住支筆就似咩樣呢？似揸住把刀劏豬。
+
+216
+00:24:11,872 --> 00:24:16,230
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,582
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:06,092 --> 00:00:21,525
+話説韋小寶啊畀陸先生逼住要譯嗰啲蝌蚪文，韋小寶冇法子嘞，硬住頭皮，行去書枱旁邊坐落，揸住支筆，好似揸住把刀劏豬噉。
+
+3
+00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:32,523
+陸先生更嬲喇，不過夾硬忍住，佢話：你寫自己嘅名先啦。
+
+4
+00:00:34,437 --> 00:00:40,100
+韋小寶啪聲企起身，將筆掉落地下，啲墨汁啊四周圍咁蘸，大聲話：
+
+5
+00:00:40,881 --> 00:00:47,173
+老子乜都唔識寫！咩嘢洪教主壽與天齊，老子係亂咁噏嚟呃嗰個惡頭陀㗎啫嘛。
+
+6
+00:00:47,777 --> 00:00:54,644
+你要老子寫字啊，等我投過胎再講啦，你要殺要劏，老子皺下眉頭唔算好漢。
+
+7
+00:00:57,352 --> 00:00:59,044
+你咩字都唔識啊？
+
+8
+00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:04,068
+唔識，唔識你烏龜個龜字，又唔識你王八蛋嘅蛋字。
+
+9
+00:01:05,861 --> 00:01:08,668
+佢既然穿咗煲又不由得老羞成怒。
+
+10
+00:01:09,488 --> 00:01:17,892
+橫掂都身陷蛇島有死冇生咯，求饒亦係冇用嘅，幾大就幾大啦千祈唔好輸埋牙臼。
+
+11
+00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:25,446
+陸先生沉吟咗一陣，攞起支筆，喺張紙上面寫咗個蝌蚪文。
+
+12
+00:01:26,982 --> 00:01:28,387
+呢個係咩字啊？
+
+13
+00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:34,643
+韋小寶大聲話：死啦你，我話過唔識就係唔識嘞，唔通仲有假嘅咩？
+
+14
+00:01:36,256 --> 00:01:42,527
+好，好，原來肥頭陀上咗你嘅大當。
+
+15
+00:01:43,314 --> 00:01:48,712
+不過呢件事已經稟報咗畀教主知嘞，你呢個賊仔吖！
+
+16
+00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:56,720
+突然間一步跳上前，捻住韋小寶條頸，雙手越捻就越緊，咬牙切齒噉話：
+
+17
+00:01:57,924 --> 00:02:10,071
+你害到我哋矇騙教主，人人都畀你陀累到死無葬身之地啊，不如大家一齊死咗佢罷啦，免致受嗰啲無窮無盡嘅酷刑啊！
+
+18
+00:02:12,162 --> 00:02:18,734
+韋小寶畀佢捻到唞唔過氣，個面都紫黑色，連條脷都伸咗出嚟。
+
+19
+00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:24,200
+陸先生睇住隻手再使力呢，呢個細路就要斷氣死㗎喇。
+
+20
+00:02:25,462 --> 00:02:35,224
+一諗起呢件事關係非常重大，個心一驚就放開手指，雙手一推，將佢𢴈喺地下，噔噔噔就行出書房。
+
+21
+00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:44,603
+過咗好耐，韋小寶先起翻身，死烏龜病烏龜都唔知鬧咗幾多百聲啊。
+
+22
+00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:53,859
+佢諗喺呢個毒蛇島，冇埞逃走嘅，如果走入樹林草堆裏便，只有死得更快㗎啫。
+
+23
+00:02:55,155 --> 00:02:59,775
+佢行到門邊㧬下道門，嗰道竹門喺外便反鎖住；
+
+24
+00:03:01,058 --> 00:03:07,244
+行去窗口一望，下便係一個好深嘅山谷，實在係無路可走嘞。
+
+25
+00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:15,060
+又睇下四面牆壁嗰啲書畫，佢諗：呢啲衰鬼字畫有咩好唧？
+
+26
+00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:22,797
+咪執起支筆，蘸滿墨，喺一幅幅書畫上便就畫咯噃，大烏龜小烏龜畫咗不計其數。
+
+27
+00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:32,788
+噉畫咗幾十隻烏龜手都攰晒喇，掉咗支筆喺地，縮埋喺張椅處，一陣間呢，哈瞓着噃。
+
+28
+00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:40,803
+瞓醒嘅時候個天都黑齊嘞，竟然冇人嚟理佢，個肚又餓到咕咕叫，佢諗：
+
+29
+00:03:41,694 --> 00:03:44,231
+呢隻綠毛龜要餓死老子啊？
+
+30
+00:03:45,987 --> 00:03:52,243
+過咗好耐下，忽然間聽見門外有腳步聲，喺門罅呢有燈光射入嚟。
+
+31
+00:03:53,182 --> 00:03:59,336
+竹門一開，陸先生啊揸住蠟燭入嚟嘞，側起個頭望實韋小寶。
+
+32
+00:04:00,735 --> 00:04:06,149
+韋小寶見到佢冇釐表情都唔知佢歡喜定嬲，個心啊反而有啲怕嘞。
+
+33
+00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:19,322
+陸先生將燭台放喺枱面，一擸眼，見到牆上掛住嗰啲字畫呢冚𠾴唥畀佢畫到花晒，嬲到佢癲咁滯啊：你，你！
+
+34
+00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:31,122
+舉起手嚟就想打落去，但係手掌啊停喺半空中，終於就忍住怒火佢話：你，你，唉！
+
+35
+00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:37,060
+韋小寶笑住話：點啊？我畫得好唔好啊？
+
+36
+00:04:38,356 --> 00:04:41,896
+陸先生長歎一聲，喪咗噉扽喺處佢話：
+
+37
+00:04:42,761 --> 00:04:47,001
+唉，好，畫得好啊。
+
+38
+00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:55,707
+陸先生居然唔打人，仲話畫得好，韋小寶啊真係大出意料之外嘞。
+
+39
+00:04:57,234 --> 00:05:04,727
+不過見到佢神情咁悽慘實係個心痛到極啦，噉自己嘅心呢，都有啲過意唔去佢就話：
+
+40
+00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:11,873
+陸先生，對，對唔住啊，我畫花咗你啲畫喇。
+
+41
+00:05:13,153 --> 00:05:18,634
+陸先生擰擰頭佢話：哦，冇，冇咩嘢。
+
+42
+00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:24,172
+雙手攬住個頭趴喺張枱面，過咗好耐佢話：
+
+43
+00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:28,086
+你實係餓㗎喇，食咗飯再講啦。
+
+44
+00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:35,648
+噉去到客廳，枱上已經擺好咗四菜一湯，有雞有魚啊非常豐盛。
+
+45
+00:05:36,573 --> 00:05:40,433
+跟住方怡由陸夫人陪住出嚟，噉啊四個人一齊食。
+
+46
+00:05:41,932 --> 00:05:56,419
+韋小寶啊幾次想開口問㗎嘞，不過見到陸先生啲表情啊陰晴不定，怕激嬲咗佢飯未曾食飽，結果畀佢搶咗飯碗去，豈不是太過唔化算？
+
+47
+00:05:56,774 --> 00:06:00,172
+所以佢一言不發，悶頭悶腦啊食飽先。
+
+48
+00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:04,983
+食完飯喇，陸先生又帶佢返去書房。
+
+49
+00:06:06,613 --> 00:06:12,451
+陸先生喺地下執翻起支筆，喺張紙處寫咗韋小寶三個字，佢話：
+
+50
+00:06:13,593 --> 00:06:17,153
+呢個係你自己嘅名，你會唔會寫啊？
+
+51
+00:06:18,363 --> 00:06:22,616
+韋小寶話：佢識得我我啊唔識得佢，點會寫唧？
+
+52
+00:06:24,032 --> 00:06:28,087
+陸先生嗯咗一聲，望住窗口外便諗咗一陣。
+
+53
+00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:37,833
+然後揸住燭台，行到嗰幅蝌蚪文前便仔細噉睇，噉啊指住一個個字個口就念念有詞。
+
+54
+00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:50,534
+返到嚟張枱旁邊，攞咗張白紙喳喳聲就寫，寫完喇數一數蝌蚪文嘅字數，又數下張紙上面嘅字數，噉再喺張紙上面改。
+
+55
+00:06:51,423 --> 00:06:56,210
+翻轉頭又睇下嗰幅蝌蚪文字，自言自語噉話：
+
+56
+00:06:57,161 --> 00:07:04,621
+嗰三個字係相同，呢兩個字又係一樣嘅，要天衣無縫先至得嘅。
+
+57
+00:07:05,168 --> 00:07:12,512
+諗諗諗諗咗好耐，又喺張紙上面改咗一輪，噉啊好歡喜話：得喇，得喇。
+
+58
+00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:18,654
+韋小寶唔知佢搞咩嘢鬼噃，橫掂飯已經食飽嘞就唔去理佢咁多。
+
+59
+00:07:19,911 --> 00:07:24,652
+只見陸先生又去攞咗張白紙，仔仔細細噉寫字。
+
+60
+00:07:25,671 --> 00:07:31,461
+呢次佢寫得好慢，寫完之後搖頭晃腦噉啊細細聲讀咗一次。
+
+61
+00:07:32,674 --> 00:07:44,808
+韋小寶只係聽到有咩嘢神龍島啊，洪教主啊，壽與天齊啊等等嘅語句，最後就係第一部喺何地何山，第二部喺何地何山。
+
+62
+00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:48,120
+吖，佢恍然大悟喇！
+
+63
+00:07:48,983 --> 00:07:58,182
+呢啲説話都係佢喺普濟寺對肥頭陀亂噏一通嘅，點知道肥頭陀居然信以為真，返嚟就大講特講。
+
+64
+00:07:59,297 --> 00:08:11,383
+佢諗：嗰日肥頭陀啊請我嚟神龍島見洪教主，我又點都唔肯，誰知鬼使神差，呢隻船又會駛到嚟呢處嘅。
+
+65
+00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:18,770
+而家穿咗煲啦，洪教主啊已經知道咗啦，呢隻綠毛龜梗係要大發脾氣喇。
+
+66
+00:08:20,454 --> 00:08:25,034
+只見陸先生擰轉頭嚟，神情十分得意微微笑話：
+
+67
+00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:31,636
+韋公子，你識得石碑上面嘅蝌蚪文真係可喜可賀啊。
+
+68
+00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:39,827
+亦係本教洪教主洪福齊天，先至天降你呢位神童能夠讀蝌蚪文字啊。
+
+69
+00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:49,628
+韋小寶話：哼！你唔使笑我，我啊識得咩嘢蝌蚪文青蛙文啦？老子連癩蛤蟆文都唔識。
+
+70
+00:08:49,913 --> 00:08:52,886
+我亂咁講呃嗰個瘦竹篙頭陀啫嘛。
+
+71
+00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:57,419
+呵，呵呵呵，誒韋公子何必過謙吖。
+
+72
+00:08:57,544 --> 00:09:06,079
+嗱，呢啲係公子所背誦嘅石碑遺文，我筆錄咗落嚟，請公子指點，睇下有冇錯誤吖。
+
+73
+00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,897
+講完就讀喇：
+
+74
+00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:40,606
+維大唐貞觀二年十月甲子，特進衛國公李靖，右領軍大將軍宿國公程知節，光祿大夫兵部尚書曹國公李績，徐州都督、胡國公秦叔寶，會於五台山錦繡峰，見東方紅光耀天，斗大金字現於雲際。
+
+75
+00:09:41,152 --> 00:09:45,885
+文曰：千載之下爰有大清。
+
+76
+00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,473
+東方有島神龍是名。
+
+77
+00:09:49,802 --> 00:09:52,906
+教主洪某得蒙天恩。
+
+78
+00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,458
+威靈下濟丕赫威能。
+
+79
+00:09:57,450 --> 00:10:00,778
+降妖伏魔如日之升呢。
+
+80
+00:10:01,294 --> 00:10:04,394
+羽翼輔佐吐故納新。
+
+81
+00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:08,020
+萬瑞百祥罔不豐登。
+
+82
+00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:11,556
+仙福永享普世崇敬。
+
+83
+00:10:11,858 --> 00:10:15,177
+壽與天齊文武仁聖。
+
+84
+00:10:15,728 --> 00:10:19,476
+須臾，天現青字，文曰：
+
+85
+00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:23,800
+天賜洪某四十二章經八部。
+
+86
+00:10:24,338 --> 00:10:27,658
+一存河南伏牛山蕩魔寺；
+
+87
+00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:31,130
+二存山西筆架山天心庵；
+
+88
+00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:35,245
+三存四川青城山凌霄觀；
+
+89
+00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,404
+四存河南嵩山少林寺；
+
+90
+00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,811
+五��湖北武當山真武觀；
+
+91
+00:10:41,962 --> 00:10:45,273
+六存川邊崆峒山迦葉寺；
+
+92
+00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:48,750
+七存雲南昆明沐王府；
+
+93
+00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,724
+八傳雲南昆明平西王府。
+
+94
+00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:58,104
+靖等恭錄天文雕於石碑，以待來者。
+
+95
+00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:03,820
+陸先生抑揚頓挫噉讀完喇就問：有冇讀錯啊？
+
+96
+00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:12,078
+韋小寶話：嗰個係唐朝嘅石碑，點會知道後世有個平西王吳三桂唧？
+
+97
+00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:23,120
+上帝聰明智慧無所不知無所不曉，既然知道後世有洪教主咯，當然亦知道有吳三桂啦。
+
+98
+00:11:24,244 --> 00:11:28,857
+韋小寶偷笑嘞，岌一岌頭話：噉亦講得啱嘅。
+
+99
+00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:32,106
+個心諗：都唔知你搞乜鬼。
+
+100
+00:11:33,211 --> 00:11:39,002
+陸先生話：呢個石碑上面嘅文字，一個字都唔讀錯得嘅。
+
+101
+00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:53,534
+雖然，韋公子天賦聰明，但係照我睇呢，亦係因為聖靈感動先至識得呢啲蝌蚪文嘅啫，如果一時倉猝，或者會認錯嘅。
+
+102
+00:11:53,818 --> 00:12:06,308
+噉最好韋公子將呢篇碑文讀到滾瓜爛熟，等洪教主召見嘅時候，背誦如流，噉洪教主一歡喜嘞，梗係大有賞賜啦。
+
+103
+00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:14,243
+韋小寶當堂恍然大悟嘞猛咁岌頭佢話：哦，原來係噉嘅原來係噉嘅。
+
+104
+00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:25,347
+佢估計肥頭陀同陸先生稟報洪教主，話有個細佬哥識得石碑上嘅文字，噉洪教主啊實要傳見考問嘅。
+
+105
+00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:34,070
+點知道呢件事冚𠾴唥都係假嘅，陸先生又怕教主怪罪啊，只有偽造碑文嚟呃一呃教主啦。
+
+106
+00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:42,617
+陸先生話：嗱，我而家讀一句，韋公子跟住一句，務須記到一字都唔錯為止啊。
+
+107
+00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:48,274
+維大唐貞觀二年十月甲子。
+
+108
+00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:59,566
+事到臨頭韋小寶想話唔讀都唔得嘞，何況串同埋佢呃洪教主，噉諗落都幾過癮㗎噃，噉啊跟住佢誦讀。
+
+109
+00:13:01,017 --> 00:13:09,608
+佢個人呢，就好機靈嘅，聽過一段幾百字嘅説話，要佢再複述出嚟呢，噉啊一啲都冇問題。
+
+110
+00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,462
+不過講到讀書就攞佢條命喇。
+
+111
+00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:23,281
+呢篇短文呢，雖然只係寥寥幾百字啊，但係所有嘅句子都十分拗口，啲意思啊完全唔明白添啦。
+
+112
+00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:31,430
+咩嘢丕赫威能啊、吐故納新啊冚𠾴唥唔知咩嘢意思，噉唯有跟住陸先生一次又一次噉讀嘞。
+
+113
+00:13:32,531 --> 00:13:39,174
+好在陸先生呢就唔怕厭煩，噉讀咗三十幾次之後呢，就背得一字都冇錯咯。
+
+114
+00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:46,294
+當晚，佢喺陸先生屋企瞓，第二朝早呢又再次背誦。
+
+115
+00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:50,619
+陸先生聽佢全部記住喇好歡喜。
+
+116
+00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:59,170
+於是就攞紙筆嚟，將一個個蝌蚪字寫出嚟教佢認，噉邊一個係維字啊邊個係貞字啊等等。
+
+117
+00:14:00,518 --> 00:14:12,242
+韋小寶噉就叫苦連天咯，嗰啲蝌蚪文啊扭來扭去就形狀都差唔多嘅，要佢逐個嚟認，要佢嚟寫，噉啊真係殺佢都冇咁慘。
+
+118
+00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:19,912
+佢係一陣間咁耐都坐唔定㗎嘛，要點樣能夠安安靜靜嚟到學蝌蚪文吖？
+
+119
+00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:25,453
+韋小寶固然係愁眉苦面咯，陸先生更加係惴惴不安。
+
+120
+00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:31,548
+因為陸先生早就知道，石碑上嘅文字呢另有含義嘅。
+
+121
+00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:47,269
+佢數咗肥頭陀嘅拓片上便嘅字數，噉啊另外作一篇文章，夾硬湊上去但求字數相同，碑文能夠使洪教主歡喜就算數㗎喇，就唔理原來碑文裏便寫啲咩嘢。
+
+122
+00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:51,278
+不過噉樣拼湊法啊梗係破綻百出啦。
+
+123
+00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:57,363
+洪教主係聰明到極嘅，呢篇假文章多數呃佢唔到㗎嘞。
+
+124
+00:14:58,374 --> 00:15:04,474
+不過大難臨頭，只有暫時搪塞住先啦以後嘅禍患啊，以後先至算咯。
+
+125
+00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:15,717
+噉呢一日，陸先生教韋小寶寫字進展啊慢到極，直到中午，只係學會寫咗四個蝌蚪文。
+
+126
+00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:23,303
+噉啊好彩蝌蚪文呢本來就奇形怪狀，韋小寶寫得點難睇都唔係覺得點刺眼。
+
+127
+00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:30,778
+如果寫正楷啊，由一個從來未學過寫字嘅細路寫出嚟，邊個一睇就知道係假㗎啦。
+
+128
+00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:40,480
+噉下午啊學咗三個字，夜晚又學多兩個，呢一日，總共學得九個字。
+
+129
+00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:45,601
+韋小寶啊不停口噉又嘈又叫幾次掟筆唔學啊。
+
+130
+00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:55,430
+陸先生又嚇佢又氹佢，收尾叫咗方怡嚟坐喺佢旁邊陪佢，噉韋小寶先至勉強耐心學落去。
+
+131
+00:15:56,783 --> 00:16:02,063
+陸先生一面教一面啊擔心，至怕洪教主啊隨時嚟傳。
+
+132
+00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:12,352
+如果一篇文章仲未學齊，就畀教主叫咗去，韋小寶個人頭固然落地啦自己全家都難免陪埋佢死啊。
+
+133
+00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:20,697
+不過呢件事一啲都唔能夠急啊，越係望佢快啲學會，韋小寶啊反而學得越慢。
+
+134
+00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:27,054
+如是者學咗幾日，韋小寶畀毒蛇咬嘅傷口就好晒嘞；
+
+135
+00:16:27,882 --> 00:16:37,330
+不過勉強認到嗰啲蝌蚪文只係得二三十個，而且仲係撈撈亂嘅，十個字當中往往搞錯七八個。
+
+136
+00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:44,214
+陸先生正喺度煩惱緊，忽然間聽見門外肥頭陀叫佢話：
+
+137
+00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:48,332
+陸先生，教主召見韋公子啊。
+
+138
+00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:55,871
+陸先生面如土色，隻手一震，嗰支蘸淰咗墨嘅毛筆跌咗落件衫處。
+
+139
+00:16:56,864 --> 00:17:01,947
+跟住一個極高極瘦嘅人行入嚟書房，肥頭陀到嘞。
+
+140
+00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:10,064
+韋小寶笑住話：肥尊者，你點解今日先至嚟見我啊？我等咗你啊好耐喇。
+
+141
+00:17:11,521 --> 00:17:20,346
+肥頭陀見到陸先生嘅神情知道大事不妙嘞，就唔回答韋小寶，佢自言自語噉話：
+
+142
+00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:25,698
+我早就應該知道呢個衰仔係亂講無為㗎喇。
+
+143
+00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:34,001
+衰在鬼迷心竅，要立個咩嘢大功保住自己條命，誰知反而死得更加早啲。
+
+144
+00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:45,766
+陸先生冷笑話：哼哼，你不過係光棍一條啫，我一家八口人啊冚𠾴唥都要陪埋佢死啊。
+
+145
+00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:57,426
+肥頭陀一聲長歎：唉，大家命該如此，呢啲叫做劫數難逃。
+
+146
+00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:03,241
+就算冇呢件事，教主亦未必能夠畀我哋做多幾日人嘅。
+
+147
+00:18:04,471 --> 00:18:07,592
+陸先生睇咗韋小寶一眼，佢話：
+
+148
+00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:15,802
+係佢哋呢種人當時得令，我哋老咯該死喇，又有咩法子吖？
+
+149
+00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:25,732
+因為我見佢年紀細，投其所好，就噉不顧前不顧後噉稟報咗上去，唉！
+
+150
+00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:29,377
+細亦未免細得過頭咯。
+
+151
+00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:39,693
+陸兄，事情到咗呢個地步，你我同生共死，大丈夫死就死啦，又有咩嘢好怕呢？
+
+152
+00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:47,920
+韋小寶拍住手噉話：肥尊者呢句説話講得啱喇，係英雄好漢，怕咩嘢死唧？
+
+153
+00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,650
+我都唔怕，你哋更加唔使怕啦。
+
+154
+00:18:51,472 --> 00:19:00,808
+陸先生冷笑一聲話：哼哼，無知小兒不知天高地厚，等到你識得怕嘅時候就遲喇。
+
+155
+00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:08,044
+誒，肥尊者，唔該你等陣，我去吩咐拙荊幾句啊。
+
+156
+00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:10,854
+陸先生就出咗去嘞。
+
+157
+00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,861
+過咗一陣，陸先生返到嚟書房，塊面仲有啲淚痕。
+
+158
+00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:24,081
+肥頭陀話：陸兄，你嘅升天丸唔該畀粒我啦。
+
+159
+00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:32,372
+陸先生岌一岌頭，喺身邊攞咗個瓷瓶出嚟，掹開瓶塞，倒咗粒紅色藥丸畀佢。
+
+160
+00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:40,346
+呢粒丸，一入口就死㗎喇，唔係到最後關頭，唔好輕舉妄動啊。
+
+161
+00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:45,446
+肥頭陀接咗藥丸苦笑話：多謝。
+
+162
+00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:53,398
+我肥頭陀對自己條命，都仲睇得幾重，唔想咁快就升天。
+
+163
+00:19:54,922 --> 00:20:01,970
+韋小寶喺五台山嘅時候，見到肥頭陀力敵少林寺十八羅漢，威風凜凜。
+
+164
+00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:09,739
+而家就攞呢啲毒藥，梗係當洪教主怪罪嘅時候，就自殺啦。
+
+165
+00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:14,826
+哎呀，事態果然係緊急噃，佢怕嘞。
+
+166
+00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:22,242
+三個人出咗門口，韋小寶隱隱約約聽見內堂有人喊噉聲，就問：
+
+167
+00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:24,198
+方姑娘呢佢唔去啊？
+
+168
+00:20:25,086 --> 00:20:36,429
+肥頭陀話：哼，你小小年紀真係個多情種子喎，喺五台山上有個雙兒，呢處又有個方姑娘。
+
+169
+00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:40,146
+左手一手將佢抱住喝一聲話：行啦！
+
+170
+00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:45,454
+邁開大步向住東便就行喇，一陣間唧就快過跑馬。
+
+171
+00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:51,397
+陸先生喺佢身邊一齊行，仲係愁眉苦面噉嘅樣。
+
+172
+00:20:52,602 --> 00:21:02,768
+韋小寶見到佢一啲都唔費力，就同肥頭陀一拍噉行，半步都冇落後，先至知道文弱書生原來亦係有上乘武功嘅。
+
+173
+00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:12,483
+佢話：���尊者，陸先生，你哋兩位武功咁高強，又何必怕嗰個洪教主唧？你哋。
+
+174
+00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:16,673
+肥頭陀用右手一下揞住佢個口，好嬲噉話：
+
+175
+00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:22,274
+喺神龍島上便，你講呢啲大逆不道嘅説話你嫌命長啊？
+
+176
+00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:27,518
+韋小寶畀佢突然間揞住個口，氣都窒咗啊，佢諗：
+
+177
+00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:34,550
+死得你吖，你怕洪教主怕成噉嘅樣，仲自稱係英雄喎，屎蟲都叻過你啊。
+
+178
+00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,781
+三個人向住北方嗰座山峰行上去。
+
+179
+00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:45,932
+行咗冇耐，只見樹上、草上、路上東一條西一條冚𠾴唥都係毒蛇。
+
+180
+00:21:46,651 --> 00:21:51,336
+吖但係講起上嚟又奇怪噃，對佢哋三個人呢完全都唔理噃。
+
+181
+00:21:52,601 --> 00:21:57,261
+轉過咗兩個山坡，就遠遠見到峰頂有幾座大竹屋。
+
+182
+00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,728
+肥頭陀抱住韋小寶直上峰頂。
+
+183
+00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:09,274
+呢個時候山道狹窄，陸先生呢就唔能夠同肥頭陀一拍噉行嘞，就落後丈幾遠。
+
+184
+00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:17,567
+肥頭陀將個嘴哄埋韋小寶耳仔邊，低聲噉問佢話：你嗰部四十二章經呢？
+
+185
+00:22:18,572 --> 00:22:19,718
+唔喺我身邊喇。
+
+186
+00:22:20,419 --> 00:22:26,367
+仲使講咩，你個身啊已經畀人摷過好多次喇，搦咗去邊處啊？
+
+187
+00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:31,993
+少林寺十八羅漢攞咗經書，噉梗係搦去交畀佢哋嘅方丈啦。
+
+188
+00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:38,700
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個瘦竹篙頭陀打唔過少林十八羅漢。
+
+189
+00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:47,777
+聽見話經書去咗少林寺方丈手裏便，梗係唔敢去要喇，就算敢去要啊，一去到又畀人趕翻出嚟啦。
+
+190
+00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:57,366
+噉啊嗰日肥頭陀親手將經書交畀澄心和尚，所以對韋小寶呢句説話呢毫不懷疑，佢低聲話：
+
+191
+00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:02,107
+等陣見到教主，千祈唔能夠提到呢件事啊。
+
+192
+00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:10,552
+否則教主逼你交經書出嚟，你交唔出，教主佢老人家非將你掉入毒蛇竇不可。
+
+193
+00:23:11,721 --> 00:23:16,766
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,434
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,543 --> 00:00:11,330
+話說肥頭陀細細聲，叫韋小寶千祈唔好對洪教主提起經書嘅事。
+
+3
+00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:20,851
+韋小寶聽佢語氣好怕噉，而且顯然係怕畀陸先生聽到，就低聲話：
+
+4
+00:00:21,632 --> 00:00:26,519
+你明明已經搶到咗經書嘞，又還咗畀少林寺和尚。
+
+5
+00:00:26,946 --> 00:00:30,588
+教主知道啊，非將你掉入毒蛇竇不可。
+
+6
+00:00:31,179 --> 00:00:38,307
+哼，就算暫時唔罰你，不過派你去少林寺搶翻部經書返嚟，你都幾難頂呢。
+
+7
+00:00:39,584 --> 00:00:42,593
+肥頭陀個身一震，唔出聲嘞。
+
+8
+00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:51,083
+嗱，我哋老友記做單生意啦，有咩事，你關照我我亦關照你。
+
+9
+00:00:51,942 --> 00:00:54,778
+否則大家一拍兩散同歸於盡㗎咋。
+
+10
+00:00:55,856 --> 00:01:01,264
+陸先生突然間喺後便接口話：咩嘢一拍兩散同歸於盡啊？
+
+11
+00:01:02,412 --> 00:01:06,416
+噉唔係我哋三個人有福同享，有難同當囉。
+
+12
+00:01:07,671 --> 00:01:17,317
+韋小寶諗：而家嘅處境呢，已經係一塌糊塗㗎嘞，能夠將呢兩個好手連累埋，多少有啲依傍吖。
+
+13
+00:01:18,519 --> 00:01:24,219
+肥頭陀同陸先生都唔出聲，過咗一陣兩個人齊聲長歎啊。
+
+14
+00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:29,493
+又行咗一餐飯咁上下時間，上到峰頂嘞。
+
+15
+00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:36,264
+只見四個着住青衣嘅少年，拖住手噉行嚟，每人都孭住一把長劍。
+
+16
+00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:41,097
+左便嗰個人問：肥頭陀，呢個細路做咩嘢㗎？
+
+17
+00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:46,528
+肥頭陀放低韋小寶話：教主有令傳佢嚟嘅。
+
+18
+00:01:47,573 --> 00:01:53,147
+噉啊西便有三名紅衣少女嘻嘻哈哈噉行過嚟，亦係孭住長劍嘅。
+
+19
+00:01:54,324 --> 00:02:01,903
+見到三個人就行埋嚟，一個少女笑住話：肥頭陀，呢個細路係你嘅私生子啊？
+
+20
+00:02:02,512 --> 00:02:05,831
+講完，喺韋小寶塊面珠捻咗一下。
+
+21
+00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:09,733
+肥頭陀話：姑娘講笑啦。
+
+22
+00:02:10,035 --> 00:02:15,123
+呢個細路係教主佢老人家特旨傳召，有緊要事情問佢㗎。
+
+23
+00:02:16,091 --> 00:02:20,414
+另外一個圓面少女搣咗下韋小寶個面珠，笑住話：
+
+24
+00:02:21,239 --> 00:02:26,658
+睇呢個細路個樣呢，梗係肥頭陀個私生仔喇，你賴都賴唔甩喇。
+
+25
+00:02:28,264 --> 00:02:31,232
+激到韋小寶好嬲啊，佢大聲話：
+
+26
+00:02:31,941 --> 00:02:35,882
+我係你嘅私生仔，你同肥頭陀私通，生我出嚟嘅。
+
+27
+00:02:37,071 --> 00:02:41,217
+嗰班少男少女打個特，跟住就哈哈大笑嘞。
+
+28
+00:02:42,544 --> 00:02:48,382
+嗰個圓面少女滿面通紅，啋佢話：啋啋啋，衰仔，你作死啊？
+
+29
+00:02:49,401 --> 00:02:53,320
+逳手就打，韋小寶打側個頭避開佢。
+
+30
+00:02:54,225 --> 00:03:01,348
+呢個時候，又有十幾名年輕男女聽見聲趕到嚟，都笑嗰個圓面少女嘞。
+
+31
+00:03:01,966 --> 00:03:06,021
+嗰個少女又醜又嬲，出力喺韋小寶個囉柚踢一腳。
+
+32
+00:03:06,616 --> 00:03:10,511
+韋小寶大聲話：媽，你做咩打個仔喎？
+
+33
+00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,876
+嗰班少年笑得更厲害嘞。
+
+34
+00:03:14,143 --> 00:03:23,352
+突然間，噹噹噹敲起鐘，大家即刻肅靜嚟聽，廿幾名年輕男女轉身向住竹屋走過去。
+
+35
+00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:27,983
+肥頭陀話：教主召集啲人訓話啊。
+
+36
+00:03:28,619 --> 00:03:34,522
+噉又同韋小寶話：等陣見到教主嘅時候，千祈唔好亂噏無為啊。
+
+37
+00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:42,144
+韋小寶見佢神情咁憂鬱，呢啲年輕男女對佢呢又幾無禮嘅，個心諗：
+
+38
+00:03:42,983 --> 00:03:47,121
+佢武功好高㗎，點解怕咗呢啲十幾歲嘅細路呢？
+
+39
+00:03:47,712 --> 00:03:50,253
+不由得對佢有啲可憐嘞就岌一岌頭。
+
+40
+00:03:51,812 --> 00:03:58,646
+呢個時候只見四面八方有人行去竹屋，肥頭陀同陸先生帶住韋小寶行入去。
+
+41
+00:03:59,835 --> 00:04:02,952
+經過一條長廊，就係一座大廳嘞。
+
+42
+00:04:04,822 --> 00:04:09,293
+呢座廳啊大到無比嘅，足足可以坐得成千人。
+
+43
+00:04:10,343 --> 00:04:16,565
+韋小寶喺北京皇宮裏便住得耐嘞，再大啲嘅廳堂亦都唔放在眼內。
+
+44
+00:04:17,563 --> 00:04:22,692
+不過呢座大廳呢實在大啊，一見到，不由得肅然起敬。
+
+45
+00:04:24,358 --> 00:04:31,823
+只見一群群少男少女，着住啲衣服呢分別係五種顏色嘅，噉分喺五個方位企。
+
+46
+00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:36,577
+青、白、黑、黃，四色都係男仔；
+
+47
+00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:43,570
+着紅嘅呢係少女，人人都孭住長劍，噉每一隊呢，大概係一百人咁上下啦。
+
+48
+00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:51,172
+大廳嘅盡頭，喺當中一拍放住兩張竹椅，鋪咗錦緞椅墊嘅。
+
+49
+00:04:52,196 --> 00:05:02,253
+兩便都企住幾十人，噉啊有男有女，年紀輕嘅呢三十零歲啦，老嘅呢，已經六七十歲嘞，身上都唔帶兵器。
+
+50
+00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:09,100
+大廳裏便，有五六百人，竟然一啲聲都冇，連咳都冇一聲。
+
+51
+00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:17,360
+過咗一陣，響咗九下鐘聲，聽見內堂有腳步聲嘞。
+
+52
+00:05:18,521 --> 00:05:22,047
+韋小寶諗：個鬼教主出嚟定嘞。
+
+53
+00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:33,996
+誰知出嚟嘅係十名漢子，都係三十歲咁上下，衣服又分別係五種顏色，咪分喺兩張椅旁邊企喺度，每一便五個人。
+
+54
+00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:41,958
+又過咗一陣，噹咁一聲鐘響，跟住幾百個銀鈴一齊演奏。
+
+55
+00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:45,770
+廳上幾百人一齊跪低齊聲噉話：
+
+56
+00:05:46,468 --> 00:05:50,407
+教主永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+57
+00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:54,714
+肥頭陀掹下韋小寶件衫叫佢跪低。
+
+58
+00:05:55,452 --> 00:06:03,488
+韋小寶唯有跪低啦，噉佢偷偷睇下，只見一男一女喺內堂出嚟坐喺張椅處。
+
+59
+00:06:04,332 --> 00:06:07,857
+鈴聲又響嘞，大家慢慢企翻起身。
+
+60
+00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:17,029
+嗰個男嘅年紀好老喇，白鬚垂胸，塊面上便呢都係傷疤皺紋，好醜樣嘅。
+
+61
+00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,258
+韋小寶諗呢個實係教主嘞。
+
+62
+00:06:21,444 --> 00:06:31,680
+嗰個女嘅呢，係個美貌少婦，睇個樣不過係二十三四歲，微微一笑媚態橫生，豔麗無匹。
+
+63
+00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:39,593
+韋小寶個心喺度諗：嘩嗨呢個女人吖，仲靚過我嗰個老婆啊。
+
+64
+00:06:40,184 --> 00:06:44,663
+皇宮又好麗春院又好，都仲冇咁標青嘅女人呢。
+
+65
+00:06:46,443 --> 00:06:53,574
+噉話説左手便一名青衣漢子行上兩步，捧住一張青紙，高聲噉念誦：
+
+66
+00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:59,211
+恭讀慈恩普照、威臨四方洪教主寶訓：
+
+67
+00:07:00,014 --> 00:07:05,152
+眾志齊心可成城，威震天下無比倫！
+
+68
+00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,236
+大廳嗰幾百人齊聲噉念。
+
+69
+00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:14,447
+眾志齊心可成城，威震天下無比倫！
+
+70
+00:07:15,654 --> 00:07:22,029
+韋小寶正在擒擒青噉睇住嗰個麗人，大家齊聲噉樣一念，嚇咗佢一跳啊。
+
+71
+00:07:23,351 --> 00:07:24,912
+嗰個青衣漢子繼續念：
+
+72
+00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:30,457
+教主仙福齊天高，教眾忠字當頭照。
+
+73
+00:07:30,643 --> 00:07:34,907
+教主駛穩萬年船，乘風破浪逞英豪。
+
+74
+00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,217
+神龍飛天齊仰望，教主聲威蓋八方。
+
+75
+00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:43,500
+個個生為教主生，個個死為教主死。
+
+76
+00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:49,301
+教主令旨盡遵從，教主如同日月光。
+
+77
+00:07:50,684 --> 00:07:54,274
+嗰個漢子念一句，眾人就跟住讀一句。
+
+78
+00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:57,826
+大家念完喇，齊聲大叫：
+
+79
+00:07:58,364 --> 00:08:05,320
+教主寶訓，時刻在心，建功克敵，無事不成。
+
+80
+00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:09,190
+嗰啲少男少女叫得尤其是落力。
+
+81
+00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:19,416
+洪教主嗰個醜陋嘅尊容，一啲表情都冇啊，但係佢身邊嗰個麗人呢，就笑口吟吟噉跟住念誦。
+
+82
+00:08:20,923 --> 00:08:26,800
+大家念完嘞，大廳裏便靜一靜，真係連針跌落地都聽見喇。
+
+83
+00:08:28,698 --> 00:08:36,360
+話說嗰個麗人雙眼由西向東噉掃過嚟，一直都係蓮子蓉噉口面，佢慢慢噉話：
+
+84
+00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:44,389
+黑龍門掌門使今日限期到嘞，請你將經書繳上嚟啦。
+
+85
+00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,579
+佢把聲啊又清脆又嬌媚，認真好聽啊。
+
+86
+00:08:50,451 --> 00:08:52,756
+佢伸出隻左手攤開手掌。
+
+87
+00:08:54,242 --> 00:09:03,856
+韋小寶遠遠噉望過去，見到佢嘅手掌呢真係好似白玉雕成一樣，佢個心啊即時湧起一個念頭：
+
+88
+00:09:05,074 --> 00:09:07,381
+呢個女人做我老婆都唔錯噃。
+
+89
+00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:16,183
+佢如果去麗春院做生意啊，揚州嘅嫖客冚𠾴唥都湧晒嚟，將麗春院大門都撐爆啊。
+
+90
+00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:22,130
+只見左手便一名黑衣老人行上兩步躬身話：
+
+91
+00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:32,582
+啟稟夫人，北京傳嚟消息，已經查到四部經書嘅下落，正在加緊出力。
+
+92
+00:09:33,369 --> 00:09:40,723
+根據教主寶訓嘅教導，就算唔要條命亦都要攞翻嚟奉呈教主同夫人嘅。
+
+93
+00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:46,570
+佢把聲微微有啲發抖，顯然係十分害怕。
+
+94
+00:09:48,162 --> 00:09:52,566
+韋小寶諗：哎真係可惜喇，可惜喇。
+
+95
+00:09:53,354 --> 00:10:03,511
+咁標青嘅女人，原來竟然係洪教主嘅老婆喎，一朵鮮花插喺牛屎上啦，真係月光光照屎坑嘞。
+
+96
+00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,473
+只見嗰個女人微微一笑佢話：
+
+97
+00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:19,710
+教主已經將日期寬限咗三次嘞噃，黑龍使你總係推三推四，唔肯出力，對教主未免太過唔忠心嘞啩？
+
+98
+00:10:20,925 --> 00:10:23,611
+黑龍使深深咁鞠躬，佢話：
+
+99
+00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:30,878
+屬下受教主同夫人嘅大恩，就算粉身碎骨亦好難報答。
+
+100
+00:10:31,771 --> 00:10:41,674
+實在呢件事萬分棘手，屬下派去皇宮嗰六個人之中，已經有鄧炳春、柳燕兩個人殉教身亡。
+
+101
+00:10:42,065 --> 00:10:45,370
+希望教主同夫人恩准寬限啊。
+
+102
+00:10:46,498 --> 00:10:55,753
+韋小寶個心諗：嗰隻肥豬同假宮女原來都係你嘅下屬嚟，哼都怕老舉乸嘅職位都冇你咁大啊。
+
+103
+00:10:57,483 --> 00:11:03,146
+嗰個女人用隻手擪一擪韋小寶，笑住話：小弟弟，你過嚟啦。
+
+104
+00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:07,523
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳低聲話：我啊？
+
+105
+00:11:08,663 --> 00:11:11,118
+嗰個女人話：係啊，係你啊。
+
+106
+00:11:11,927 --> 00:11:15,743
+韋小寶對住身邊嘅陸先生、肥頭陀望咗一眼。
+
+107
+00:11:16,564 --> 00:11:21,101
+陸先生話：夫人叫你啊，上前恭敬行禮啦。
+
+108
+00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:26,284
+韋小寶個心諗：我偏偏唔恭敬睇你又點至得。
+
+109
+00:11:27,193 --> 00:11:30,757
+但係行到上前仲係恭恭敬敬躬身行禮話：
+
+110
+00:11:31,446 --> 00:11:34,994
+教主同夫人永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+111
+00:11:35,802 --> 00:11:40,527
+洪夫人笑住話：你呢個細佬哥好精叻噃。
+
+112
+00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:45,464
+邊個教你喺教主下便加埋同夫人三個字㗎？
+
+113
+00:11:46,699 --> 00:11:53,566
+韋小寶唔知神龍教裏便啲教眾向來只係講教主永享仙福，壽與天齊嘅啫。
+
+114
+00:11:54,595 --> 00:12:01,852
+一入咗教之後，就將啲説話念到滾瓜爛熟，邊個都唔敢增多一個字減少半句説話。
+
+115
+00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:13,337
+韋小寶見到呢位夫人，個樣又靚，又極有權勢，噉橫掂托大腳又唔使本錢嘅，就隨口加多咗同夫人三個字嘞。
+
+116
+00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:16,159
+而家聽佢問到就話：
+
+117
+00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:26,806
+教主有夫人陪伴，噉壽與天齊先至有趣味㗎，如果唔係，過得一兩百年，夫人歸咗天咯，教主唔係好寂寞？
+
+118
+00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:31,992
+洪夫人一聽，笑到啊好似花枝亂顫。
+
+119
+00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:36,491
+洪教主呢，亦不禁用手捋下長鬚笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+120
+00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:46,100
+神龍教裏便上下人等，一見到教主個個都心驚膽戰，邊個敢咁大膽隨口亂咁噏啊？
+
+121
+00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:56,092
+先頭聽見韋小寶噉樣講，都戥佢心驚啊，等到見到教主同夫人神情好和氣噉先至放心。
+
+122
+00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:04,257
+洪夫人笑住話：噉呢三個字，係你自己想出嚟加上去㗎嘞噃？
+
+123
+00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,762
+韋小寶話：係定啦，而且係非加不可㗎。
+
+124
+00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,002
+嗰個石碑上面啲字啊，亦都提到夫人㗎。
+
+125
+00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:23,696
+呢句説話一出，陸先生全身啊即刻好似跌入冰氹噉，唉，自己嘥咗唔少心血，先至將一篇碑文教佢背熟。
+
+126
+00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:30,647
+而家佢忽然間別出心裁加上夫人個名喎，噉仲點樣夾得齊啲字數呢？
+
+127
+00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:35,930
+呢個奀皮仔信口開河，實係將碑文亂噏㗎嘞。
+
+128
+00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:44,205
+自己作嗰篇文字本來就破綻好多，噉樣搞仲唔係當場敗露唉死喇死喇。
+
+129
+00:13:45,582 --> 00:13:48,459
+洪夫人聽咗亦打個特，佢話：
+
+130
+00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:52,930
+你話石碑上便，亦刻咗我個名啊？
+
+131
+00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:54,353
+係啊。
+
+132
+00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:59,122
+韋小寶隨口講咗係啊兩個字，即刻知道弊喇。
+
+133
+00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:07,603
+哎呀，佢如果要我背嗰篇碑文，碑文裏便冇講到夫人㗎噃。
+
+134
+00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,204
+好在洪夫人並冇問佢，佢只係話：
+
+135
+00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,383
+你姓韋喺北京嚟嘅係唔係啊？
+
+136
+00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:16,380
+係啊。
+
+137
+00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:25,102
+聽肥頭陀講，你喺北京見過一個叫做柳燕嘅姑娘，佢仲教過你武功係唔係啊？
+
+138
+00:14:26,518 --> 00:14:35,144
+韋小寶諗：我同肥頭陀講個説話，除咗嗰部經書之外佢都稟告咗教主同夫人。
+
+139
+00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:41,996
+而家只有死頂到底啦，橫掂柳燕已經死咗咯，呢啲叫做死無對證。
+
+140
+00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:51,884
+於是就話：係啊，呢個柳阿姨呢係我阿叔嘅好朋友，無論日頭夜晚，時時都去我屋企嘅。
+
+141
+00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:54,510
+佢去做咩嘢啊？
+
+142
+00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,980
+同我阿叔傾偈囉。
+
+143
+00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:03,534
+有時佢哋仲攬埋接吻添啊，佢哋以為我睇唔到噃，其實啊，我偷偷都睇見晒嘞。
+
+144
+00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:09,623
+你呢個細路吖真係曳嘅啫，人哋接吻你都偷睇。
+
+145
+00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:17,076
+洪夫人對黑龍使話：你聽見嘛？細佬哥總唔會講大話啩？
+
+146
+00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:23,142
+只見黑龍使面色都變晒，即刻跪喺地下猛咁叩頭：
+
+147
+00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:35,376
+屬下，屬下，督導無方，罪該萬死，求教主同夫人開，網開一面，准屬下將功贖罪。
+
+148
+00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,702
+韋小寶好奇怪嘞佢諗：
+
+149
+00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:43,973
+我話柳燕同我阿叔接吻，噉同呢個老坑有咩嘢關係呢？
+
+150
+00:15:45,131 --> 00:15:46,837
+點解嚇成噉樣嘅？
+
+151
+00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:54,199
+洪夫人微微笑話：將功贖罪？你有咩嘢功勞啊？
+
+152
+00:15:55,412 --> 00:16:00,701
+我仲以為你派去嘅人，真係忠心耿耿喺度為教主辦事添。
+
+153
+00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:05,768
+誰知喺北京咁得閒做埋啲風流勾當。
+
+154
+00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:11,044
+黑龍使又猛咁叩頭，額頭上啊叭叭聲咁流血。
+
+155
+00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:18,523
+韋小寶於心不忍嘞，想講幾句對佢有利嘅説話，不過一時就諗唔出。
+
+156
+00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:22,269
+黑龍使用膝頭哥行上前佢話：
+
+157
+00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:31,491
+教主，我跟住你老人家出生入死，雖然冇功勞啫，亦有苦勞吖。
+
+158
+00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:39,477
+洪夫人冷笑話：哼哼哼，你仲提以前嘅事做咩嘢唧？
+
+159
+00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:46,053
+你年紀都咁大咯，仲能夠同教主做幾多年事添啊？
+
+160
+00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:51,109
+黑龍使呢個職位，早啲唔做，唔係仲快活啲咩？
+
+161
+00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:55,654
+黑龍使擔高頭望住洪教主𠼮求佢話：
+
+162
+00:16:57,169 --> 00:17:04,193
+教主，你對老部下、老兄弟，真係一啲舊情都冇咩？
+
+163
+00:17:05,923 --> 00:17:10,728
+洪教主嘅表情木木獨獨，冷冷淡淡噉話：
+
+164
+00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:22,200
+我哋教裏頭，老朽糊塗嘅人太多，亦應該好好整頓一下先至得喇。
+
+165
+00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:27,774
+佢嘅聲音低沉，講説話模糊不清。
+
+166
+00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,690
+韋小寶係第一次聽到佢講説話唧。
+
+167
+00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:36,658
+突然間幾百名少男少女齊聲高呼：
+
+168
+00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:42,321
+教主寶訓時刻在心，建功克敵無事不成。
+
+169
+00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:47,961
+黑龍使歎一口氣，揗揗震噉企起身佢話：
+
+170
+00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:55,314
+吐故納新，我哋啲老年人，都該死咯。
+
+171
+00:17:56,544 --> 00:18:00,161
+擰轉身嚟話：攞嚟啦。
+
+172
+00:18:02,111 --> 00:18:18,490
+大廳門口四名黑衣少年快步上前，佢哋托住一個木盤，盤上面有黃銅圓罩罩住，行到黑龍使前便就將木盤放喺地下，即刻轉身行翻轉頭。
+
+173
+00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:21,244
+大廳啲人不約而同噉退後兩步。
+
+174
+00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,764
+黑龍使吟吟沉沉噉話：
+
+175
+00:18:26,052 --> 00:18:35,024
+教主寶訓，時刻在心，建功克敵，無事不成。
+
+176
+00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:44,460
+呵呵，有一件事唔成，就係屬下並唔忠心耿耿。
+
+177
+00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:50,448
+講完，用手揸住銅蓋頂上面嘅裂向上一揭。
+
+178
+00:18:51,478 --> 00:19:01,803
+盤裏便有件嘢突然間飚起，跟住白光一閃，一把飛刀激飛而至，將嗰件嘢斬為兩橛，跌喺個盤處仲喺度逳逳下。
+
+179
+00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:05,452
+原來係一條五彩斑斕嘅蛇啊。
+
+180
+00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:08,546
+嚇到韋小寶哎吖一聲大叫。
+
+181
+00:19:09,074 --> 00:19:14,570
+大廳啲人呢都嗌起上嚟：邊個啊？邊個人犯上作亂啊？捉起佢！
+
+182
+00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,393
+喺邊個叛徒敢忤逆教主啊？
+
+183
+00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:23,751
+洪夫人突然間企起身雙手環抱，跟住擺咗三擺。
+
+184
+00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:34,393
+只聽見撐撐撐撐長劍出鞘，幾百名少年男女即刻衝上嚟，將五六十名年長教眾沊沊𡃈噉圍住。
+
+185
+00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:41,408
+呢幾百名少年，青衣歸青衣，白衣歸白衣，毫不混雜。
+
+186
+00:19:42,052 --> 00:19:49,113
+各人企好方位，六七人，或者八九人對付一個，用長劍指住要害。
+
+187
+00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:53,731
+噉嗰幾十名年長教眾，即刻就畀佢哋制服嘞。
+
+188
+00:19:54,557 --> 00:19:59,298
+肥頭陀同陸先生嘅周圍，亦都各有七八個人用長劍指住。
+
+189
+00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,934
+一名五十幾歲嘅黑鬚道人哈哈大笑佢話：
+
+190
+00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:10,619
+哈哈哈哈���哈，夫人，你操練呢個陣法，都怕有好幾個月㗎嘞啩？
+
+191
+00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:14,744
+要對付老兄弟，其實唔使咁費事嘅。
+
+192
+00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:24,750
+企喺佢周圍嘅係八名紅衣少女，兩名少女長劍向前一挺，劍尖頂住佢心口喝叫話：
+
+193
+00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,424
+唔准對教主同夫人冇禮。
+
+194
+00:20:28,506 --> 00:20:34,545
+嗰個道人話：夫人，嗰條五彩神龍，係我無根道人殺嘅。
+
+195
+00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,640
+你要處罰，即管逳手，何必連累第二啲人呢？
+
+196
+00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:42,461
+洪夫人坐翻喺椅微微笑話：
+
+197
+00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,666
+你自己認咗咯噉就好啦。
+
+198
+00:20:46,603 --> 00:20:50,006
+道長，教主待你不薄啩？
+
+199
+00:20:50,731 --> 00:21:00,599
+委任你做赤龍門掌門使，嗰個係教主一人之下，萬人之上嘅高級職位噃，你點解要作反呢？
+
+200
+00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:04,709
+無根道人話：屬下冇作反。
+
+201
+00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:16,860
+黑龍使張淡月有大功於本教，皆因屬下有人辦事不力，夫人就要攞佢條命，屬下大膽向教主同夫人求個情啊。
+
+202
+00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:20,446
+如果我唔應承呢？
+
+203
+00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:29,157
+神龍教雖然係教主手創，不過幾萬兄弟赴湯蹈火，人人都有功勞。
+
+204
+00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:43,428
+當年起事，總共有一千零二十三名老兄弟，到咗今日，有啲畀敵人殺死，有啲畀教主殺咗，剩翻落嚟嘅已經唔到一百人嘞。
+
+205
+00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:51,721
+屬下求教主開恩，放生我哋幾十個老兄弟，將我哋冚𠾴唥開除出教啦。
+
+206
+00:21:52,890 --> 00:22:00,831
+教主同夫人見到我哋啲老坑咁討厭，要起用新人，就叫我哋班老坑一齊躝屍罷啦。
+
+207
+00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:10,182
+哼哼哼，神龍教創教以來，從來冇聽過話有人有命出教嘅。
+
+208
+00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:15,792
+無根道長噉樣講，真係異想天開之至嘞。
+
+209
+00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:20,001
+噉樣講，夫人係唔肯應承喇？
+
+210
+00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:24,243
+對唔住喇，本教冇呢個規矩。
+
+211
+00:22:25,314 --> 00:22:30,890
+哈哈哈哈，原來教主同夫人非將我哋冚𠾴唥殺晒不可。
+
+212
+00:22:32,219 --> 00:22:40,816
+噉亦唔係，老人忠於教主，教主自然仍舊當佢係好兄弟，決冇歧視嘅。
+
+213
+00:22:41,956 --> 00:22:47,570
+我哋不問年少年長，只係問佢對教主係唔係忠心耿耿唧。
+
+214
+00:22:48,591 --> 00:22:51,662
+邊個忠於教主嘅，舉手。
+
+215
+00:22:52,714 --> 00:22:55,556
+幾百名少年男女一齊舉起左手。
+
+216
+00:22:56,522 --> 00:23:02,546
+畀人圍住嘅年長教眾啊，亦都一齊舉手，連無根道人亦都高舉左手。
+
+217
+00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:07,173
+大家一齊話：忠於教主，決無二心！
+
+218
+00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:11,808
+韋小寶見到大家舉手，佢都舉埋手嘞。
+
+219
+00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:17,448
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,671
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,156 --> 00:00:13,161
+話說洪夫人問大家，邊個係忠於教主嘅舉手噉，噉大家一齊高舉左手。
+
+3
+00:00:14,789 --> 00:00:18,564
+韋小寶見大家舉手嘞，佢亦舉埋手嘞。
+
+4
+00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:33,443
+洪夫人話：好極喇，原來人人忠於教主，連呢個新嚟嘅小弟弟雖然唔係本教嘅人，居然亦忠於教主喇。
+
+5
+00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:38,402
+韋小寶個心話：我忠於烏龜王八蛋。
+
+6
+00:00:40,182 --> 00:00:47,540
+洪夫人話：大家都忠心，噉我哋呢度一個反賊都冇咯。
+
+7
+00:00:48,418 --> 00:00:50,502
+恐怕有啲唔對路啩？
+
+8
+00:00:51,239 --> 00:00:53,324
+我要認真查問下先。
+
+9
+00:00:54,289 --> 00:01:00,152
+眾位老兄弟，只有暫時委屈下你哋喇，將佢哋綁起嚟。
+
+10
+00:01:01,222 --> 00:01:04,486
+幾百名少年男女齊聲噉應：係。
+
+11
+00:01:05,911 --> 00:01:09,187
+只聽見一名魁梧大漢叫話：咪住！
+
+12
+00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:16,262
+洪夫人話：白龍使，你又有咩嘢高見啊？
+
+13
+00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:20,396
+高見就冇喇，不過屬下覺得唔公平唧。
+
+14
+00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:26,194
+你指責我處理事情唔公平啊？
+
+15
+00:01:26,931 --> 00:01:33,016
+屬下不敢，屬下跟隨教主二十年，凡事勇往直前。
+
+16
+00:01:34,119 --> 00:01:37,612
+我為本教搏命嘅時候，呢啲細佬哥仲未出世。
+
+17
+00:01:38,303 --> 00:01:42,872
+點解佢哋係對教主忠心，反而話我哋老兄弟唔忠心啊？
+
+18
+00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:49,219
+哦，白龍使噉樣講即係同自己表功嘞。
+
+19
+00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:56,576
+你係唔係話，如果冇你白龍使鐘志靈，神龍教就冇今日呢？
+
+20
+00:01:57,906 --> 00:02:07,203
+神龍教建教，係教主一個人嘅功勞，大家不過跟住佢老人家打天下唧，有咩功勞可言啊？不過。
+
+21
+00:02:08,443 --> 00:02:09,784
+不過點啊？
+
+22
+00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:15,988
+不過我哋冇功勞，呢啲十幾歲嘅細路就更加冇功勞。
+
+23
+00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:22,011
+我不過二十幾歲咋噃，噉亦冇功勞嘞噃？
+
+24
+00:02:22,914 --> 00:02:26,568
+誒，係，夫人亦冇功勞。
+
+25
+00:02:27,243 --> 00:02:30,954
+創教建業，係教主佢老人家一人之功。
+
+26
+00:02:33,351 --> 00:02:39,591
+既然大家都冇功勞，殺咗你亦唔算冤枉吖係唔係啊？
+
+27
+00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:48,744
+講到呢處，雙眼閃過一陣殺氣，但係佢塊面呢，表情仍然係嬌媚萬狀。
+
+28
+00:02:50,194 --> 00:02:55,234
+鐘志靈大叫：殺我鐘志靈一個人，梗係唔緊要啦。
+
+29
+00:02:55,731 --> 00:03:02,474
+至怕噉樣殺害忠良，誅戮功臣，神龍教嘅基業就會毀於夫人一人之手嘞。
+
+30
+00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:12,706
+洪夫人話：好，好，哎呀我好攰啊。
+
+31
+00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:19,876
+呢幾個字講得懶洋洋，誰知竟然係下令殺人嘅暗號。
+
+32
+00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:28,681
+企喺鐘志靈周圍嗰七名白衣少年一聽，長劍同時刺出去一齊刺入鍾志靈嘅身體。
+
+33
+00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:37,698
+七把劍拔翻出嚟嘅時候，喺佢身上射出嗰七股血箭啊，瀄到七名白衣少年嘅衫冚𠾴唥都係鮮血。
+
+34
+00:03:39,265 --> 00:03:47,878
+鐘志靈叫：教主，你誒，你好忍心，好。
+
+35
+00:03:50,124 --> 00:03:51,286
+𢴈喺地下死咗咯。
+
+36
+00:03:52,743 --> 00:03:56,930
+七名少年行翻到廊下，行動極之齊整。
+
+37
+00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:09,979
+神龍教嘅老兄弟都知道白龍使鐘志靈嘅武功極高，但係七把劍一齊刺到嚟，竟然一啲抵抗嘅能力都冇。
+
+38
+00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:23,454
+可見呢七名少年為咗今日喺大廳刺呢一劍啊，事前曾經得到教主指點，而自己呢，都唔知練過幾多時候先至咁熟練嘅，所以個個都心驚。
+
+39
+00:04:25,372 --> 00:04:31,722
+洪夫人打個喊路，左手輕輕揞住個櫻桃小口顯得嬌慵到極。
+
+40
+00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:39,880
+洪教主仍然係木木獨獨，對於鐘志靈被殺好似冇睇見噉。
+
+41
+00:04:41,526 --> 00:04:52,880
+洪夫人話：青龍使、黃龍使，你哋兩位覺得白龍使謀叛造反係咪罪有應得啊？
+
+42
+00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,931
+一個面尖尖眼細細嘅老人躬聲噉話：
+
+43
+00:04:59,117 --> 00:05:10,580
+鐘志靈反叛教主同夫人，處心積慮由來已久，屬下非常痛恨，曾經向夫人告發過好幾次。
+
+44
+00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:16,797
+夫人總係話，睇在老兄弟份上，等佢有個悔改嘅機會啦噉。
+
+45
+00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:27,639
+教主同夫人寬宏大量，只係望佢改過自身唧，點知呢個人惡毒無比真係罪不可赦啊。
+
+46
+00:05:28,992 --> 00:05:34,482
+而家就噉樣將佢處死，實在係萬分便宜咗佢咯。
+
+47
+00:05:35,056 --> 00:05:39,857
+教中兄弟，冇個唔感激教主同夫人嘅恩德嘅。
+
+48
+00:05:41,414 --> 00:05:46,153
+韋小寶個心話：哼，呢個係托大腳大王。
+
+49
+00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:52,660
+洪夫人微微一笑話：黃龍使都幾識大體。
+
+50
+00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:56,641
+青龍使，你誒以為點樣呢？
+
+51
+00:05:57,736 --> 00:06:04,398
+一個五十零歲嘅高瘦漢子，喝佢身邊嗰八名青衣少年話：躝開！
+
+52
+00:06:04,878 --> 00:06:07,812
+教主要殺我，我唔會自己逳手咩？
+
+53
+00:06:09,163 --> 00:06:14,142
+八名少年嘅長劍向前挺起，劍尖啊掂到佢個衣服嘞。
+
+54
+00:06:15,421 --> 00:06:21,140
+嗰個漢子冷笑幾聲，慢慢用手揦住自己胸前嘅衣服，佢話：
+
+55
+00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:35,600
+教主、夫人，當年屬下同赤、白、黑、黃四門掌門使，係結義兄弟，決心為神龍救賣命，想唔到竟然有今日。
+
+56
+00:06:36,782 --> 00:06:48,533
+夫人要殺許某並唔稀奇，奇在黃龍使殷大哥貪生怕死，竟然講出呢啲卑鄙污糟嘅説話嚟污衊自己嘅好兄弟。
+
+57
+00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:57,739
+突然間，聽見嗤一聲，嗰個漢子雙手向外一分，已經將身上嘅長袍撕開兩邊。
+
+58
+00:06:58,632 --> 00:07:05,984
+手臂一震嘅時候，兩片長袍橫卷而出，就將八名青衣少年嘅長劍盪開。
+
+59
+00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:12,420
+青光閃閃，佢雙手已經多咗兩把尺半長嘅短劍。
+
+60
+00:07:13,343 --> 00:07:19,892
+跟住𠻘𠻘𠻘𠻘，八名青衣少年心口中劍，冚𠾴唥𢴈低喺地，血流滿地。
+
+61
+00:07:21,153 --> 00:07:26,952
+八個人個屍體，就跌喺佢嘅身邊，圍成一個圈，排得十分齊整。
+
+62
+00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,818
+呢幾下手法快到極啊，直情好似迅雷不及掩耳啊。
+
+63
+00:07:34,257 --> 00:07:37,251
+洪夫人吃咗一驚，即刻拍幾下手。
+
+64
+00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:43,574
+二十幾名青衣少年挺劍攔住青龍使，跟住就沊沊𡃈將佢圍住。
+
+65
+00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:53,827
+青龍使哈哈大笑高聲噉話：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，夫人，你教出嚟呢班細路，水皮到極啊。
+
+66
+00:07:54,272 --> 00:07:59,676
+教主要靠呢班僆倞嚟建功克敵，未免有啲唔係點得力啩？
+
+67
+00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:07,073
+七少年刺死鐘志靈，洪教主好似視而不見；
+
+68
+00:08:08,171 --> 00:08:15,616
+青龍使殺死八少年，佢似乎無動於衷，一座佛噉坐喺椅處，始終毫不理會。
+
+69
+00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:23,812
+洪夫人睇咗丈夫一眼，似乎有啲慚愧嘞，就嫣然一笑坐翻低佢話：
+
+70
+00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:29,162
+青龍使，你劍法好高明啊，今日。
+
+71
+00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:37,161
+忽然聽見傾鈴哐唥，大廳裏頭幾百名少年男女手上嘅長劍紛紛跌落地。
+
+72
+00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:48,144
+啲人好奇怪啦，睇住啲少年一個個噉癱喺地嚟，跟住，啲人覺得頭暈眼花，全部企都企唔穩喇。
+
+73
+00:08:49,016 --> 00:08:55,563
+功力稍為差啲嘅，就𢴈低咗先，冇幾耐，其餘嘅人啊亦都搖搖晃晃跌倒嘞。
+
+74
+00:08:56,167 --> 00:09:01,225
+話咁快，大廳裏便橫七豎八，成地噉癱滿人。
+
+75
+00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:08,017
+洪夫人大驚啊：做，做，做乜嘢啊？
+
+76
+00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:12,025
+個身一軟，就喺竹椅𨃩咗落地嘞。
+
+77
+00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,376
+青龍使就昂然挺立。
+
+78
+00:09:16,629 --> 00:09:23,469
+哼哼哈哈，嘿嘿哼哼，教主，你殘殺兄弟，想唔到亦有今日呢？
+
+79
+00:09:24,204 --> 00:09:30,099
+兩把短劍一擊，哐一聲，踩住地下啲人，向住洪教主行過去。
+
+80
+00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:36,444
+洪教主話：哼，噉亦未必。
+
+81
+00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:41,620
+一手揦住竹椅嘅扶手，咵一聲，將扶手拗斷。
+
+82
+00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:46,752
+青龍使當堂變咗面色，退後兩步話：
+
+83
+00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:57,711
+教主，咁大一個神龍教，搞到支離破碎到底係邊個種落嘅禍胎，你老人家而家總應該明白嘞啩？
+
+84
+00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:03,603
+洪教主突然間呻咗一聲，喺椅上𨃩咗落地。
+
+85
+00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:13,217
+青龍使歡喜喇即刻衝上前，點知突然間拂一聲，有件嘢帶住一股強風，對住心口飛過嚟。
+
+86
+00:10:14,242 --> 00:10:18,587
+青龍使右手短劍出力一斬，將嗰件嘢斬做兩橛。
+
+87
+00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:23,528
+原來嗰件嘢啊係洪教主喺竹椅上面拗落嚟嘅扶手。
+
+88
+00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:39,033
+佢呢一擲嘅力量啊非同小可啊，一橛竹棍斬斷咗咯，但係上半截去得好猛，噗一聲，插入青龍使心口，撞斷咗五六條肋骨，一直插到入肺。
+
+89
+00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:43,746
+青龍使一聲大叫，突然間就停止嘞。
+
+90
+00:10:44,612 --> 00:10:48,974
+因為個肺傷咗，條氣接唔上啊，當堂啞晒。
+
+91
+00:10:49,864 --> 00:10:56,257
+個身搖咗兩下，揸住嗰���把短劍呢落地，分別插入兩名少年嘅身上。
+
+92
+00:10:57,511 --> 00:11:09,658
+呢兩名少年四肢麻痹逳都唔逳得，不過神智仲係清醒，個口亦能夠講説話，短劍跌落嚟插喺個身處痛到呀呀聲。
+
+93
+00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:17,998
+幾百名少年男女見到教主大展神威，擊倒咗青龍使，齊聲歡呼啊。
+
+94
+00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:30,548
+但係見到洪教主右手撐地，掙扎住要企翻起身，但係右腳未企直唧，膝頭一軟，就跌喺地下趢咗幾趢，狼狽不堪啊。
+
+95
+00:11:31,894 --> 00:11:38,380
+噉一嚟，人人都知道教主同自己一樣，亦都已經中咗毒嘞，周身麻痹。
+
+96
+00:11:39,549 --> 00:11:52,504
+教主平日極之莊嚴嘅，喺教眾面前連説話都唔講多句笑亦唔笑多一聲，而家竟然間跌到咁丟架，梗係全身氣力都失晒啦。
+
+97
+00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:59,170
+大廳裏便幾百人冚𠾴唥都跌倒喺地，只有一個人企喺處。
+
+98
+00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:07,723
+呢個人身材本來好矮嘅，不過喺幾百名瞓喺地嘅人當中，就顯得鶴立雞群嘞。
+
+99
+00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:11,414
+呢個人，就係韋小寶。
+
+100
+00:12:12,641 --> 00:12:22,216
+佢聞到一陣陣淡淡嘅幽香，只覺得心曠神怡全身暖笠笠，嗰啲舒服法係難以形容啊。
+
+101
+00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:28,796
+而家見到啲人個個都跌咗喺地，吖點解會噉嘅呢就完全唔知嘞。
+
+102
+00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:34,680
+佢伸手去拉肥頭陀佢問：肥尊者，大家做咩嘢啊？
+
+103
+00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:40,457
+肥頭陀好奇怪噉話：你，你，你冇中毒啊？
+
+104
+00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:44,183
+中毒？我，我唔知啊。
+
+105
+00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:50,483
+佢出力扶起肥頭陀，但係肥頭陀雙腳冇力啊，又試坐翻低。
+
+106
+00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:57,653
+陸先生突然間問：許大哥，你，你，你使嘅係咩毒啊？
+
+107
+00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:05,310
+嗰個青龍使身體搖搖岌岌，一隻手扶住條柱不停咁咳佢話：
+
+108
+00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:14,258
+可惜，哦，可惜功敗垂成，我，我唔中用喇。
+
+109
+00:13:15,402 --> 00:13:27,151
+陸先生話：係七蟲軟筋散啊？定係，千里銷魂香啊？誒係，係，係化，化血腐骨粉啊？
+
+110
+00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:36,708
+佢連氣講咗三種劇毒藥物嘅名稱，當講到化血腐骨粉嘅時候，聲音顫抖顯得好害怕。
+
+111
+00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:42,580
+青龍使嘅右肺受傷，咳得好厲害回答唔出嘞。
+
+112
+00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:47,473
+陸先生話：韋公子點解冇中毒嘅？
+
+113
+00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:56,093
+啊，係喇！你短劍上面搽咗百花腹蛇膏，妙計啊妙計啊。
+
+114
+00:13:56,528 --> 00:14:02,503
+韋公子，請你聞一聞青龍使嗰兩把短劍，係咪劍上便有一陣花香？
+
+115
+00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:08,850
+韋小寶個心諗：劍上有毒㗎？我真係唔聞喇。佢話：
+
+116
+00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:12,382
+呢，就喺呢度都聞到好香啦。
+
+117
+00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:18,491
+陸先生高興喇：冇錯喇，冇錯喇。
+
+118
+00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:23,973
+呢啲百花腹蛇膏遇到鮮血，就會好香嘅。
+
+119
+00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:30,091
+本來係制煉香料嘅法子，平時聞咗佢啊只有精神舒暢㗎啫。
+
+120
+00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:37,864
+不過，不過我哋住喺靈蛇島上便，人人都飲慣咗雄黃藥酒嚟到避毒蛇嘅。
+
+121
+00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:45,781
+呢浸香氣一碰到雄黃藥酒，就會令人筋骨酥軟，十二個時辰都唔解得嘅。
+
+122
+00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:49,019
+許大哥，真係妙計啊！
+
+123
+00:14:49,428 --> 00:15:00,764
+呢啲百花腹蛇膏喺島上本來係違禁品嚟嘅，原來你暗中早就準備好喇，你實係有三四個月冇飲雄黃藥酒呢？
+
+124
+00:15:02,397 --> 00:15:07,430
+青龍使啊坐喺地，啱啱坐喺兩名少年身上，佢話：
+
+125
+00:15:08,688 --> 00:15:16,406
+人算不如天算，到頭來，仲係中咗洪安通嘅毒手。
+
+126
+00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:22,447
+幾名少年喝佢話：大膽，你膽敢叫教主嘅名。
+
+127
+00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:31,220
+青龍使慢慢企起身，執起一把長劍，一步一步噉向洪教主行過去，佢話：
+
+128
+00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,623
+洪安通個名唔叫得啊？
+
+129
+00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:41,880
+我殺到呢個惡賊之後，誒，仲叫唔叫得啊？
+
+130
+00:15:43,211 --> 00:15:46,012
+幾百名少年男女都驚叫起嚟。
+
+131
+00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,256
+過咗一陣，只聽見黃龍使話：
+
+132
+00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:57,588
+許兄弟，你去殺咗洪安通啦，大家奉你為神龍教教主。
+
+133
+00:15:58,201 --> 00:16:03,761
+大家快啲念，我哋奉許教主號令，忠心不二啊。
+
+134
+00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:09,020
+大廳上沉默咗一陣，有幾十個人念喇：
+
+135
+00:16:10,163 --> 00:16:13,510
+我哋奉許教主號令，忠心不二。
+
+136
+00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:20,976
+有啲把聲呢就好堅決，有啲係顯得好遲疑，所以都幾參差不齊㗎。
+
+137
+00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:31,547
+青龍使行咗兩步就咳一聲，個身岌幾下，佢受咗重傷啊， 不過搏命掙扎，點都要殺咗洪教主先。
+
+138
+00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,237
+洪夫人忽然間笑起上嚟佢話：
+
+139
+00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:46,223
+青龍使，你冇力喇，你雙腳一啲力都冇喇，你心口啲鮮血湧出嚟就快流清光嘞。
+
+140
+00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:55,355
+你唔得喇，坐低啦，你咁攰，坐下啦，坐低休息一陣。
+
+141
+00:16:56,102 --> 00:17:02,363
+你放低把長劍，等陣坐喺我身邊，等我醫翻好你。
+
+142
+00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:07,290
+冇錯喇，坐低，放低把長劍。
+
+143
+00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,047
+越講把聲就越顯得温柔嬌媚。
+
+144
+00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:18,853
+青龍使又行咗幾步，終於慢慢坐低，嘭一聲，長劍甩手落咗地下。
+
+145
+00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:25,220
+黃龍使眼見青龍使都冇力企翻起身㗎嘞，就大聲話：
+
+146
+00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:32,965
+許雪亭，你呢個奸賊痴心妄想，你想做教主啊？
+
+147
+00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:37,909
+你屙㞘尿自己照一照啦你個衰樣似唔似吖？
+
+148
+00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:48,370
+赤龍使無根道人喝佢話：殷錦，你呢個卑鄙無恥嘅小人，見風駛里東搖西擺。
+
+149
+00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:52,150
+我手腳一逳得，第一個就劏咗你。
+
+150
+00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:58,789
+黃龍使殷錦話：你惡咩嘢唧？我，我。
+
+151
+00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:11,327
+佢仲想還口啊，見到青龍使許雪亭搖搖晃晃又想企起身，嗯，睇住呢場爭鬥都唔知鹿死誰手，又收翻口。
+
+152
+00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:17,066
+一時之間，幾百人嘅眼光都注視住許雪亭。
+
+153
+00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:25,158
+洪夫人話：許大哥，你好攰㗎喇，仲係坐低罷啦。
+
+154
+00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:29,916
+嗱你睇住我，我唱支小曲畀你聽啦。
+
+155
+00:18:30,405 --> 00:18:37,576
+你唞下，好好地唞下，以後我日日唱小曲畀你聽。
+
+156
+00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:41,826
+你睇我，你睇我生得好唔好睇啊？
+
+157
+00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:55,087
+許雪亭話：你，你，你好好睇，不過我，我，我唔敢多睇。
+
+158
+00:18:56,232 --> 00:19:02,046
+講完，又即刻坐翻低嘞，呢一次就再唔企得起身喇。
+
+159
+00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:20,394
+但係佢個心好清楚：自己只要坐低唔起身殺唔到教主，而幾百人之中以教主嘅功力最深厚，身上中個毒呢必定係佢解得最早嘅，噉所有嘅老兄弟， 冚𠾴唥都要遭佢毒手。
+
+160
+00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:34,578
+於是佢話：陸，陸先生，我，我唔逳得嘞，你想，你想，想個法子啊。
+
+161
+00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:51,454
+陸先生話：韋公子，呢個教主非常狠毒，等陣佢身上中嘅毒消解咗，就會將大家殺死，連你都冇命嘅，你快啲去殺咗教主同夫人啦。
+
+162
+00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:57,070
+呢幾句説話佢就算唔講，韋小寶都明白。
+
+163
+00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,587
+佢即刻執起一把劍慢慢行去教主嗰度。
+
+164
+00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:11,509
+陸先生又話：呢個洪夫人係狐狸精，專會呃人，你唔好睇佢個樣，唔好望佢雙眼。
+
+165
+00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,010
+韋小寶話：哦。
+
+166
+00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,499
+揸住一把劍行咗幾步。
+
+167
+00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:23,557
+洪夫人話：小兄弟，你話我生得靚唔靚啊？
+
+168
+00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:28,030
+佢呢把聲啊直情係銷魂蝕骨啊。
+
+169
+00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:32,767
+韋小寶個心一動，擰轉頭就想望佢。
+
+170
+00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:37,610
+肥頭陀大喝一聲：害人精，你唔睇得㗎！
+
+171
+00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,534
+韋小寶一震，即刻眯埋雙眼。
+
+172
+00:20:42,777 --> 00:20:48,923
+洪夫人話：小兄弟，你睇啦，向住我擘開雙眼。
+
+173
+00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:53,709
+你睇下，我眼珠裏便有你嘅人影嘅。
+
+174
+00:20:54,414 --> 00:21:03,486
+韋小寶擘翻開眼，見到洪夫人雙眼睛裏便充滿笑意，嘩個心啊跳到嘭嘭聲。
+
+175
+00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:07,397
+即刻舉起把劍向住洪教主行過去佢諗：
+
+176
+00:21:08,322 --> 00:21:14,213
+好似你噉嘅美人，我真係唔捨得殺啊，不過你嘅老公呢就非殺不可喇。
+
+177
+00:21:15,297 --> 00:21:20,519
+正喺呢個時候有一把好清脆嘅聲音話：韋大哥，唔好殺啊。
+
+178
+00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:27,717
+呢把聲音好熟，韋小寶心頭一震，噉啊跟住把聲音望過去。
+
+179
+00:21:28,589 --> 00:21:35,443
+只見一名紅衣少女瞓喺地下，秀眉俊目，係小郡主沐劍屏啊。
+
+180
+00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:41,003
+佢大吃一驚，點都想唔到竟然會喺呢處同佢相遇嘅。
+
+181
+00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:46,493
+至於佢着住赤龍門少女嘅紅衣，反而唔覺得點驚奇喇。
+
+182
+00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,433
+連忙行過去扶起佢：你點解會喺呢處嘅？
+
+183
+00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,021
+沐劍屏唔回答佢嘅問話，只係話：
+
+184
+00:21:55,932 --> 00:22:00,043
+你，你，你千祈唔好殺教主啊。
+
+185
+00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:07,198
+韋小寶奇怪喇：你入咗神龍教啊？點，點解會噉嘅？
+
+186
+00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:16,920
+沐劍屏周身軟到好似冇咗骨頭噉，將個頭挨喺佢膊頭上便，個嘴啊啱啱喺佢耳仔邊，低聲話：
+
+187
+00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,891
+你如果殺咗教主同夫人，我就冇命㗎喇。
+
+188
+00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:28,003
+嗰啲伯爺公啊憎死我哋，非全部殺晒我哋呢班年輕人不可。
+
+189
+00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:32,117
+我要佢哋唔好害你咪得囉，佢哋會應承嘅。
+
+190
+00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:38,548
+唔得㗎唔得㗎，教主畀咗毒藥我哋食，人哋係唔會解㗎。
+
+191
+00:22:40,072 --> 00:22:48,620
+噉，噉，噉我如果唔殺教主，教主身上嘅毒消失咗之後，就會殺死我㗎喇，噉，噉點啊？
+
+192
+00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:54,134
+佢將沐劍屏緊緊抱住，呢句説話呢就喺佢耳邊講嘅。
+
+193
+00:22:55,431 --> 00:23:01,866
+沐劍屏話：你救咗教主同夫人，佢哋仲點會殺你呢？
+
+194
+00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:10,558
+韋小寶諗冇錯噃，洪夫人咁千嬌百媚，無論如何係殺唔落手嘅。
+
+195
+00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:14,787
+眼前，正係建立大功嘅機會啊。
+
+196
+00:23:15,258 --> 00:23:20,110
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,663
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,864 --> 00:00:11,093
+話說小郡主沐劍屏勸韋小寶唔好殺洪教主同夫人噉。
+
+3
+00:00:12,353 --> 00:00:19,419
+韋小寶一諗冇錯啊，洪夫人咁千嬌百媚，無論如何呢殺唔落手嘅。
+
+4
+00:00:20,111 --> 00:00:23,227
+眼前，正係建立大功嘅機會。
+
+5
+00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:30,733
+只係肥頭陀、陸先生、無根道人呢幾個人呢，就會畀教主殺㗎嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:36,541
+嗰個無根道人十分豪傑，殺咗佢就未免可惜吖。
+
+7
+00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:42,358
+最好呢就係唔殺教主同夫人，又保全肥頭陀佢哋條命。
+
+8
+00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:49,739
+噉佢就話：冇錯，好老婆啊，就算教主要殺我，我都非救你不可嘅。
+
+9
+00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:53,089
+講完，就喺佢面珠錫咗一啖。
+
+10
+00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:57,152
+沐劍屏啊醜到滿面通紅啊佢低聲話：
+
+11
+00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:02,013
+你立咗大功又係細佬哥，教主點會殺你呢？
+
+12
+00:01:03,244 --> 00:01:09,217
+韋小寶將沐劍屏輕輕放翻喺地下，擰轉頭對陸先生話：
+
+13
+00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:14,394
+陸先生，教主係唔殺得㗎，夫人呢亦都係唔殺得㗎。
+
+14
+00:01:14,954 --> 00:01:22,547
+石碑上便呢刻咗字，話教主同夫人係永享仙福壽與天齊吖嘛，我點敢害死佢哋啊？
+
+15
+00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:27,868
+佢兩位神通廣大，就係要害啊，都害唔死㗎嘛。
+
+16
+00:01:29,354 --> 00:01:33,871
+急到陸先生大聲噉話：碑文係假嘅點算得數呢？
+
+17
+00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:39,630
+唔好胡思亂想喇，快啲將兩個人殺咗，否則大家都死無葬身之地㗎。
+
+18
+00:01:40,756 --> 00:01:46,607
+韋小寶一味擰頭話：陸先生，你唔好講埋呢啲噉嘅犯上作亂嘅説話至得㗎。
+
+19
+00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:51,141
+你有冇解藥啊？我哋快啲幫教主同夫人解身上嘅毒啦。
+
+20
+00:01:52,342 --> 00:01:58,644
+洪夫人話：講得真係啱喇小兄弟，你真係見識高超啊。
+
+21
+00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:04,636
+上天派咗你噉樣一個少年英雄下凡，嚟到輔助教主。
+
+22
+00:02:05,478 --> 00:02:10,746
+神龍教有咗你噉樣一位少年英雄，真係大家嘅福氣啊。
+
+23
+00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:17,464
+呢幾句説話講得似乎出自真心，充滿咗驚奇讚歎嘅意思。
+
+24
+00:02:18,727 --> 00:02:21,936
+韋小寶聽咗啊講唔出咁舒服啊佢話：
+
+25
+00:02:22,497 --> 00:02:25,294
+夫人，我唔係神龍教嘅人啊。
+
+26
+00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:33,171
+洪夫人話：噉就容易啦，你而家即刻入教啦，我就係你嘅接引人。
+
+27
+00:02:33,691 --> 00:02:41,868
+教主啊，呢位小兄弟，為本教立咗咁大嘅功勞，我哋派一個咩嘢職司畀佢至啱呢？
+
+28
+00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:54,191
+教主話：白龍門掌門使鐘志靈叛教伏法，我哋升呢個少年做白龍使啦。
+
+29
+00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:57,167
+洪夫人話：好極嘞。
+
+30
+00:02:57,891 --> 00:03:05,831
+小兄弟，本教以教主為首，下便就係青、黃、赤、白、黑五龍使。
+
+31
+00:03:06,928 --> 00:03:15,042
+好似你噉樣一入教就做五龍使，真係前所未有嘅事啊，足見教主對你倚重之深嘞。
+
+32
+00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:21,460
+小兄弟，你姓韋吖我哋知道嘅，你大號叫做乜嘢啊？
+
+33
+00:03:22,194 --> 00:03:26,254
+我叫做韋小寶，江湖上有個外號叫做小白龍。
+
+34
+00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:34,489
+哎呀你睇你睇，呢個係上天嘅安排啊，如果唔係邊處有咁巧㗎？
+
+35
+00:03:35,018 --> 00:03:39,282
+教主金口，一言既出，決不反悔。
+
+36
+00:03:40,211 --> 00:03:44,675
+陸先生就好急啊佢話：韋公子，你咪上佢哋嘅當啊。
+
+37
+00:03:45,138 --> 00:03:50,717
+就算你做咗白龍使，佢哋一唔鐘意，如果要殺你仲唔係易如反掌咩？
+
+38
+00:03:51,343 --> 00:03:53,932
+白龍使鍾志靈就係你嘅榜樣嘞。
+
+39
+00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:59,346
+你快啲去殺咗教主同夫人，大家奉你做神龍教嘅教主就係嘞。
+
+40
+00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:03,757
+呢句説話一講出嚟，人人都吃咗一驚。
+
+41
+00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:10,330
+肥頭陀、許雪亭、無根道人等都覺得呢句説話直情不可思議。
+
+42
+00:04:11,664 --> 00:04:19,060
+但係轉念一諗：如果唔奉佢做教主，噉教裏便就再冇比白龍使更高嘅職位嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:28,948
+眼前情勢咁惡劣，大家條命啊都喺佢嘅手處，亦只有噉樣先至能夠氹得佢去殺教主同夫人。
+
+44
+00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:37,477
+只要渡過難關，諒呢個小小嘅細佬哥就算真係做咗教主啊，亦走唔甩大家嘅掌握嘅。
+
+45
+00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:46,350
+於是大家一齊話：冇錯，我哋一齊奉韋公子做神龍教教主，大家對你忠心耿耿。
+
+46
+00:04:48,306 --> 00:04:56,846
+��小寶個心諗：呢啲人個個武功高強，身上嘅毒性一解我又點管得住佢哋啊？
+
+47
+00:04:57,371 --> 00:04:59,646
+呢個係過橋抽板唧。
+
+48
+00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:07,663
+佢笑住話：教主我係做唔嚟㗎喇，你哋講埋啲噉嘅説話，真係嚇死我啊。
+
+49
+00:05:08,389 --> 00:05:14,708
+噉樣啦，教主、夫人，大家言歸於好，今日嘅事呢雙方都唔好計數喇。
+
+50
+00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:21,933
+陸先生同青龍使佢哋冒犯咗教主，請教主寬宏大量唔處佢哋嘅罪。
+
+51
+00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:27,200
+陸先生，你攞啲解藥出嚟啦，大家食咗和和氣氣噉咪好囉。
+
+52
+00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:34,762
+洪教主唔等陸先生開口，即刻就話：好，一於噉話啦。
+
+53
+00:05:35,844 --> 00:05:51,668
+白龍使勸我哋和衷共濟，不咎既往，本座嘉納忠言，今日廳上一切犯上作亂嘅行為，本座一概赦免，不再追究。
+
+54
+00:05:52,963 --> 00:05:58,090
+韋小寶好歡喜噉話：青龍使，教主應承嘞噉咪好好囉。
+
+55
+00:05:59,345 --> 00:06:05,300
+陸先生睇見韋小寶無論如何呢係唔會去殺教主㗎嘞，就長歎一聲話：
+
+56
+00:06:06,212 --> 00:06:13,518
+唉，既然係噉樣，教主、夫人，請你哋兩位立一個誓啦。
+
+57
+00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:27,251
+洪夫人話：我蘇荃決唔追究今日嘅事，如果違背呢句説話，叫我身入龍潭，畀萬蛇咬死。
+
+58
+00:06:29,026 --> 00:06:47,017
+洪教主又話：神龍教教主洪安通，日後如果向各位老兄弟清算今日嘅事，洪某身入龍潭，畀萬蛇咬死，屍骨無存。
+
+59
+00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:54,224
+身入龍潭畀萬蛇咬死，係神龍教裏便最重嘅刑罰。
+
+60
+00:06:55,327 --> 00:07:02,127
+教主同埋夫人當眾立呢個重誓雖然係為勢所逼，不過亦係決唔能夠反口㗎嘞。
+
+61
+00:07:03,642 --> 00:07:07,759
+陸先生話：青龍使，你意下如何呢？
+
+62
+00:07:09,111 --> 00:07:17,738
+許雪亭已經奄奄一息嘞佢話：我，我，我橫掂都死㗎喇。
+
+63
+00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,738
+陸先生又問：無根道長，你以為點樣啊？
+
+64
+00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:27,757
+無根道人大聲話：就係噉啦。
+
+65
+00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:37,124
+洪教主本來係我哋老兄弟，佢文才武功啊叻過第二啲人十倍，大家本來奉佢為主，完全係冇兩條心嘅。
+
+66
+00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:46,053
+自從佢娶咗呢位夫人之後，性格都變晒，淨係鐘意提拔少年男女，將我哋老兄弟一個個噉殘殺。
+
+67
+00:07:47,024 --> 00:07:52,319
+青龍使呢次發難，只求係保住條命嘅啫，再冇其他嘅意思嘅。
+
+68
+00:07:52,954 --> 00:08:01,311
+教主同夫人既然當眾立誓，決唔追究今日嘅事，唔再肆意殺害老兄弟咯，大家又何必反佢呢？
+
+69
+00:08:01,746 --> 00:08:05,642
+何況，神龍教本來亦唔少得呢位教主嘅。
+
+70
+00:08:06,748 --> 00:08:13,470
+一班少年男女縱聲大叫：教主永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+71
+00:08:15,212 --> 00:08:26,602
+陸先生話：韋公子，你冇飲雄黃藥酒唔中百花腹蛇膏嘅毒，所以今日就成功嘞，冥冥之中自有天意啊。
+
+72
+00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:33,232
+要解咗呢啲毒好容易嘅啫，你去外便𢳂啲冷水嚟喂畀各人飲咗就得㗎喇。
+
+73
+00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:38,702
+韋小寶笑住話：哈呢啲毒原來咁容易解㗎咋。
+
+74
+00:08:39,943 --> 00:08:43,031
+行到出去大廳外便，搵唔到冷水。
+
+75
+00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:53,348
+噉啊兜到廳後，見到一排放住二十幾隻大水缸，都裝滿晒清水嘅，原來係防備竹廳火燭用嘅。
+
+76
+00:08:53,868 --> 00:09:01,764
+噉就挽咗滿滿一桶清水返入大廳，先𢳂一殼餵畀教主飲咗，其次呢餵畀洪夫人。
+
+77
+00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:08,650
+第三殼就餵畀無根道人嘞佢話：道長，你係英雄好漢啊。
+
+78
+00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:16,216
+第四第五殼就餵畀肥頭陀同陸先生，第六殼呢，就餵畀沐劍屏喇。
+
+79
+00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:23,360
+各人飲咗啲冷水之後就嘔吐，慢慢慢慢，手腳可以逳動得喇。
+
+80
+00:09:24,972 --> 00:09:34,403
+韋小寶就餵咗幾個人之後，陸先生已經可以起身行走，就過去扶起青龍使許雪亭，同佢止血治傷。
+
+81
+00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:39,670
+肥頭陀佢哋呢分別去挽冷水嚟，畀啲好兄弟飲。
+
+82
+00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:44,391
+冇幾耐，沐劍屏又救咗幾名紅衣少女。
+
+83
+00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:49,182
+一時之間大廳上嘔吐狼藉啊臭不可聞啊。
+
+84
+00:09:50,358 --> 00:09:55,457
+洪夫人話：大家返去休息呢，聽日再嚟聚會。
+
+85
+00:09:56,142 --> 00:10:10,064
+洪教主話：本座既然不咎既往咯，眾兄弟亦唔好因為今日嘅事，互相爭吵尋仇，違者重罰。
+
+86
+00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:21,113
+五龍少年唔准對掌門使不敬，掌門使亦唔可以搵啲理由嚟處置本門少年㗎��
+
+87
+00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:28,021
+噉啊眾人齊聲奉令，但係彼此猜疑啊到底好難消除。
+
+88
+00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:33,030
+洪夫人話：白龍使你跟我嚟啦。
+
+89
+00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:42,879
+韋小寶仲唔知道佢係嗌自己噃，噉見到佢擪手嘞，噉先至想起自己已經做咗神龍教嘅白龍使，就跟住過去。
+
+90
+00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,480
+教主同夫人並肩噉行出咗大廳。
+
+91
+00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:52,005
+已經可以行動嘅教眾都躬身行禮，高聲話：
+
+92
+00:10:52,378 --> 00:10:56,896
+教主永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+93
+00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:08,392
+教主同夫人順住一條青石板路，向住竹廳嘅左手便行，噉啊穿過一大片竹林，嚟到一個平台上便。
+
+94
+00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:22,321
+台上面起咗幾間大竹屋，有十幾名分別着住五色衣服嘅少年男女，揸住把長劍喺前後把守，見到教主一齊躬身行禮。
+
+95
+00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:28,120
+洪夫人帶韋小寶行入竹屋，向一名白衣少年話：
+
+96
+00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:37,738
+呢位韋公子係你哋白龍門新任嘅掌門使，你帶佢去東廂房休息，你哋要好好服侍佢。
+
+97
+00:11:38,618 --> 00:11:42,229
+講完，向韋小寶笑一笑就行入內堂嘞。
+
+98
+00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:49,912
+幾名白衣少年躬身向韋小寶話：屬下少年參見座使。
+
+99
+00:11:51,248 --> 00:12:01,919
+韋小寶喺皇宮裏頭就做慣咗首領太監，喺天地會呢又做慣咗香主，啲人對佢恭敬已經毫不在乎喇，只係岌一岌頭唧。
+
+100
+00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:07,680
+幾名白衣少年帶佢去東廂房，獻咗茶。
+
+101
+00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:14,587
+雖然話呢間係廂房啊，不過就十分寬敞，陳設又雅潔。
+
+102
+00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:27,271
+枱上架上啊擺滿咗金玉古玩，牆壁上掛住字畫，床上邊啲被褥呢非常之華美，居然有啲皇宮嘅派頭啊。
+
+103
+00:12:29,102 --> 00:12:35,396
+幾名白衣少年見到洪夫人嘅説話神情，顯然係對韋小寶極之睇得起嘅；
+
+104
+00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:46,910
+而教主呢間仙福居呢，係從來冇外人喺呢處住宿過，白龍使享受呢個殊榮，噉地位就高過其他四使嘞。
+
+105
+00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:57,363
+呢啲少年喺呢度守衛，就唔知道先頭大廳嘅變故，但係見到韋小寶位尊得寵，噉一個個都過嚟大獻殷勤。
+
+106
+00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:04,988
+當日下午，韋小寶問嗰幾名白衣少年關於五龍門嘅各種規矩。
+
+107
+00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:16,067
+原來，神龍教下便分五門，每一門統率幾十名老兄弟，一百名少年，幾百名平常教眾。
+
+108
+00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:33,302
+掌門使本來都係神龍教裏便立過大功嘅高手宿將，但係教主近來全力提拔新秀，往往二十歲左右嘅人呢，就出任要職嘞，地位僅僅係低過掌門使嘅啫。
+
+109
+00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:38,501
+所以韋小寶年紀雖然係細啊，啲人呢都唔覺得奇怪。
+
+110
+00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:44,886
+第日，洪教主同夫人又喺大廳召集會眾。
+
+111
+00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:58,124
+各人都有啲惴惴不安嘞，教主啊雖然已經立誓唔再追究啊，但係佢城府極深，邊個都估唔到佢會有咩嘢厲害嘅手段使出嚟。
+
+112
+00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,767
+教主同夫人升座。
+
+113
+00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:09,222
+韋小寶呢排喺五龍使嘅班次第四位，喺肥頭陀同陸先生之上。
+
+114
+00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:15,480
+洪教主問：青龍使嘅傷勢點啊？
+
+115
+00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:25,753
+陸先生躬身話：啟稟教主，青龍使傷勢唔輕，條命保唔保得住而家仲好難講。
+
+116
+00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:31,031
+教主喺身邊攞咗一個深紅色嘅小瓷瓶出嚟佢話：
+
+117
+00:14:32,223 --> 00:14:37,943
+呢度係三粒天王保命丹，你攞去畀佢食啦。
+
+118
+00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:45,213
+講完，亦唔見佢逳手，嗰個瓷瓶呢就向住陸先生身邊慢慢飛過去。
+
+119
+00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:51,686
+陸先生連忙伸手接住跪喺地話：多謝教主大恩。
+
+120
+00:14:53,000 --> 00:15:01,683
+佢知道呢啲天王保命丹係十分難得嘅，喺教主派遣部下采集無數珍奇嘅藥材制煉而成。
+
+121
+00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:10,401
+其中嘅三百年老山人參、白熊膽、雪蓮等等呢幾種藥材尤其是難得。
+
+122
+00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:15,141
+教主用咗好多年心力所練成嘅前後不過十幾粒唧。
+
+123
+00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:20,206
+許雪亭一食呢三粒靈丹，條命就冇事喇。
+
+124
+00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:24,176
+噉其餘啲老兄弟都躬身多謝，佢哋諗：
+
+125
+00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:30,138
+青龍使尋日衝撞教主，仲立心要害佢條命。
+
+126
+00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:37,367
+今日教主反而賜咁珍貴嘅藥畀佢食，睇嚟教主的的確確係不咎既往嘞。
+
+127
+00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,873
+於是個個都好欣慰。
+
+128
+00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:45,386
+本來人人都嚴加戒備嘅，呢個時候，都現出笑容喇。
+
+129
+00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:56,850
+洪夫人話：白龍使，聽講你喺五台山見到一塊石碑，碑上刻住蝌蚪文字嘅係嘛？
+
+130
+00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,267
+韋小寶躬身話：係啊。
+
+131
+00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:06,930
+肥頭陀話：啟稟教主、夫人，屬下拓咗張碑文啊。
+
+132
+00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:16,250
+喺身邊攞出一個油紙包，打開佢，攞出一張好大嘅拓片，掛喺東便埲墻處。
+
+133
+00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:21,574
+拓片黑底白字，啲文字啊稀奇古怪嘞冇人識得嘅。
+
+134
+00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:29,701
+洪夫人話：白龍使，你如果識得呢啲文字就讀畀大家聽下啦。
+
+135
+00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:30,990
+係。
+
+136
+00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:38,320
+韋小寶應咗，就望住張拓片，大聲背誦陸先生作出嚟嗰篇文章嘞。
+
+137
+00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:46,766
+維大唐貞觀二年十月甲子，慢慢噉一路背落去。
+
+138
+00:16:47,552 --> 00:16:51,808
+偶然唔記得喇就話：吖呢個係咩嘢字呢真係難認喇。
+
+139
+00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,904
+係喇係喇，係個魔字。
+
+140
+00:16:55,853 --> 00:17:05,135
+當佢背到仙福永享，普天崇敬，壽與天齊，文武仁聖嗰四句嘅時候，佢將佢改咗一改。
+
+141
+00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:13,572
+話係：仙福永享，連同夫人，壽與天齊，文武仁聖。
+
+142
+00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:18,123
+洪夫人一聽到呢四個字眉開眼笑話：
+
+143
+00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:25,149
+教主，碑文裏便果然係有我嘅名噃，唔係白龍使生安白造㗎。
+
+144
+00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:28,488
+洪教主亦十分高興嘞佢話：
+
+145
+00:17:28,995 --> 00:17:41,046
+好，好！我哋上邀天眷，創落呢個神龍教原來大唐貞觀年間，上天已經有預示㗎喇。
+
+146
+00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:49,088
+廳上教眾齊聲高呼：教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+147
+00:17:49,688 --> 00:17:52,762
+無根道人呢班老兄弟都驚喇，佢哋諗：
+
+148
+00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:58,658
+教主同夫人上應天象，真係唔能夠冒犯㗎。
+
+149
+00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:05,293
+噉韋小寶最後將八部四十二章經喺邊度嘅地方都逐一逐二講咗出嚟嘞。
+
+150
+00:18:06,112 --> 00:18:18,181
+洪夫人話：聖賢豪傑，惠民救世，固然上天早有安排啦，就係連吳三桂呢啲人，老天爺都算定㗎喇。
+
+151
+00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:27,171
+教主，呢八部寶經，註定係屬於本教所有嘅，遲早，都會係我哋神龍教嘅。
+
+152
+00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:33,454
+教主捋下啲鬍鬚微微笑話：夫人講得啱。
+
+153
+00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:39,859
+班人又大叫嘞：壽與天齊，壽與天齊！
+
+154
+00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:43,956
+等啲人靜翻喇，洪教主話：
+
+155
+00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:53,779
+而家開香堂，封韋小寶為本教白龍門掌門使之職。
+
+156
+00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:59,838
+神龍教開香堂同天地會嘅儀式又有唔同嘞。
+
+157
+00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:05,039
+韋小寶見香案上便放住五隻黃金盤。
+
+158
+00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:13,062
+每個盤上便都裝住一條蛇仔，分為青、黃、赤、白、黑五色。
+
+159
+00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:20,053
+五條蛇仔昂起個頭條脷啊一伸一縮，個身呢，就盤住唔逳嘅。
+
+160
+00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:29,413
+韋小寶拜過五色神龍，就向教主同夫人叩頭，接受無根道人等人嘅祝賀。
+
+161
+00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:34,444
+洪夫人斟咗三杯雄黃酒叫佢飲咗，笑住話：
+
+162
+00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:41,822
+飲咗呢三杯酒，島上嘅神龍就知道你係自己人，以後再唔會嚟咬你㗎喇。
+
+163
+00:19:43,323 --> 00:19:49,283
+教主又賜咗一串雄黃珠畀佢，叫佢貼肉掛喺身邊，百毒不侵。
+
+164
+00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:54,624
+噉跟住白龍門本門嘅執事同少年一齊嚟參見掌門使。
+
+165
+00:19:55,684 --> 00:20:11,143
+教主吩咐話：青龍掌門使因病休養，肥頭陀拓啲碑文有功，青龍門事務，暫時由肥頭陀代理。
+
+166
+00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:16,170
+等青龍使好翻嘞，再行接掌。
+
+167
+00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,768
+肥頭陀躬身奉令。
+
+168
+00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:27,958
+教主又話：五龍使同陸高軒六個人，一齊去後廳議事。
+
+169
+00:20:29,142 --> 00:20:32,577
+講完，就同埋夫人離座行嘞。
+
+170
+00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,780
+廳上班人高呼恭送。
+
+171
+00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:43,390
+無根道人、韋小寶、肥頭陀、陸先生等人都跟住教主後便。
+
+172
+00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:48,582
+韋小寶而家先知道原來陸先生個名叫做陸高軒。
+
+173
+00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:59,708
+嗰個後廳就喺大廳後便，廳堂唔係好大㗎啫，當中兩張大竹椅，教主同夫人就座。
+
+174
+00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:05,325
+下便呢就擺咗五張矮凳，三位掌門使啊分別坐低。
+
+175
+00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:10,497
+肥頭陀亦坐咗一張佢話：白龍使請坐。
+
+176
+00:21:11,743 --> 00:21:14,931
+韋小寶見陸先生冇座位就有啲遲疑嘞。
+
+177
+00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:23,893
+陸先生微笑話：白龍使請坐，潛龍堂裏便，冇我呢啲閒職教眾嘅座位嘅。
+
+178
+00:21:25,322 --> 00:21:33,391
+韋小寶諗住規矩係噉㗎喇，肥頭陀如果唔係代理青龍使呢亦都冇座位，咪即刻就坐低。
+
+179
+00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,568
+陸先生企喺黑龍使下首便。
+
+180
+00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:45,458
+突然間，殷錦等四個人都企起身，韋小寶不明所以啊不過都跟住企起身噉。
+
+181
+00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:51,799
+只聽見殷錦同陸先生等五個人齊聲噉念：教主寶訓。
+
+182
+00:21:52,810 --> 00:22:00,672
+韋小寶即刻跟住念落去嘞：時刻在心，制勝克敵，無事不成。
+
+183
+00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:07,172
+佢把細佬哥聲呢特別尖嘅，比嗰五個人啊更加大聲啲。
+
+184
+00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:11,967
+洪教主岌一岌頭，五個人噉先至坐翻低。
+
+185
+00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:22,604
+洪教主話：碑文裏便講，呢八部四十二章經分散喺各地。
+
+186
+00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:31,867
+但係黑龍使報告話其中四部係喺皇宮裏邊，噉又咩嘢緣故呢？
+
+187
+00:22:33,649 --> 00:22:45,546
+黑龍使話：睇嚟，呢四部經書本來喺少林寺、沐王府等等嘅地方嘅，收尾畀清廷搶咗入去皇宮嘞。
+
+188
+00:22:47,093 --> 00:22:52,106
+教主唔出聲，黑龍使慢慢慢慢怕起上嚟喇。
+
+189
+00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:59,659
+洪教主問肥頭陀話：你師兄有冇消息回報啊？
+
+190
+00:23:00,863 --> 00:23:03,014
+肥頭陀恭恭敬敬噉話：
+
+191
+00:23:03,614 --> 00:23:15,130
+啟稟教主，瘦頭陀以前曾經講過，喺鑲藍旗旗主府裏便，查到一啲線索，不過收尾，再查唔出咩嘢喇。
+
+192
+00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:25,628
+韋小寶心中一動：鑲藍旗旗主府裏便？嗰度唔係陶阿姨嘅師父去過嘅地方咩？
+
+193
+00:23:26,691 --> 00:23:30,816
+啊原來肥頭陀仲有個師兄叫做瘦頭陀嘅。
+
+194
+00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:40,437
+只聽見洪教主話：你話我吩咐佢盡快追查，唔好咁懶散。
+
+195
+00:23:41,268 --> 00:23:43,566
+肥頭陀一味答話：係係係。
+
+196
+00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:47,742
+過咗一陣嘞，洪夫人微笑話：
+
+197
+00:23:49,002 --> 00:24:00,681
+黑龍使派人去皇宮攞經書，據佢自己講已經竭盡全力㗎喇，不過直到今日，一部經書都冇攞翻嚟。
+
+198
+00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:06,426
+呢件事，我哋恐怕要另外派一個福分大啲嘅人去做喇。
+
+199
+00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:11,700
+黃龍使殷錦連忙話：夫人高見啊。
+
+200
+00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:17,231
+誒攞經書嘅事，睇嚟同福分大小關係好大嘅。
+
+201
+00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:21,552
+黑龍使亦唔係唔努力，唔肯同教主立功。
+
+202
+00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:29,450
+但係始終阻難重重，多數係福氣唔夠啫，所以寶經難以到手啊。
+
+203
+00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:35,244
+洪夫人話：照你睇，邊個嘅福分夠呢？
+
+204
+00:24:36,053 --> 00:24:40,671
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,539
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,153 --> 00:00:10,578
+話說洪夫人話，要再派一個福分大啲嘅人去皇宮攞經書噉。
+
+3
+00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:21,494
+黑龍使殷錦話：本教福分最大嘅呢，當然係教主佢老人家，其次就係夫人喇。
+
+4
+00:00:22,783 --> 00:00:26,802
+不過總唔能夠勞煩兩位大駕親自出馬㗎。
+
+5
+00:00:28,043 --> 00:00:32,312
+噉啊再其次福分最大嘅呢應該係白龍使嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:33,001 --> 00:00:44,572
+佢識得碑文，又立咗大功，印堂隱約透出紅光嘅，所以福分之大，教主屬下冇人能出其右啊。
+
+7
+00:00:46,241 --> 00:00:48,809
+教主捋住鬍鬚微微笑話：
+
+8
+00:00:50,603 --> 00:00:57,390
+但係佢咁細嘅細路，能夠擔當呢個咁大嘅任務咩？
+
+9
+00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:08,016
+白龍使呢個職務，喺神龍教雖然係好高，不過喺韋小寶個心處，一啲分量都冇㗎。
+
+10
+00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:13,538
+佢既然失陷喺個島處咯，就只好隨遇而安啦。
+
+11
+00:01:14,924 --> 00:01:24,863
+日日睇嗰個閉月羞花嘅洪夫人啊梗係好過癮，但係如果睇得多嘞，畀教主發覺，就難免有殺身之禍喎。
+
+12
+00:01:25,784 --> 00:01:28,534
+嗯都仲係快啲返去北京為妙嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:29,081 --> 00:01:33,757
+噉而家聽教主噉樣講，正係甩身嘅良機，佢就話：
+
+14
+00:01:34,613 --> 00:01:39,548
+教主、夫人，多得你老人家嘅提拔，屬下十分感激。
+
+15
+00:01:40,161 --> 00:01:50,341
+我本事呢就冇嘅，但係託兩位嘅大福氣，混入去皇宮裏便偷呢四部經書呢，誒成功嘅希望都怕會有嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:51,852 --> 00:01:53,333
+洪教主岌一岌頭。
+
+17
+00:01:53,933 --> 00:02:00,774
+洪夫人好歡喜噉話：你肯自告奮勇，足見對教主忠心。
+
+18
+00:02:01,648 --> 00:02:10,038
+我知你聰明伶俐，福分又大，怕真係上天派嚟幫教主做成呢件大事㗎。
+
+19
+00:02:11,414 --> 00:02:28,713
+洪教主話喇：據黑龍使稟報，佢派喺皇宮裏便嘅部屬傳出消息，小皇帝手下有個小太監，叫做咩小桂子嘅。
+
+20
+00:02:29,773 --> 00:02:34,256
+韋小寶大吃一驚，穿煲喇穿煲喇噉就弊弊冇咁弊喇。
+
+21
+00:02:35,296 --> 00:02:45,046
+教主繼續話：小皇帝派咗佢去五台山，意思係想不利於我教。
+
+22
+00:02:46,277 --> 00:02:51,572
+我哋連氣派咗幾批人手出去，要捉佢返嚟審問。
+
+23
+00:02:52,483 --> 00:03:03,593
+章老三搵佢唔到，肥頭陀亦冇成功，估唔到小桂子冇搵到，就遇着咗你喇。
+
+24
+00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:08,663
+殷錦聽見教主稍為停咗下，即刻就話：
+
+25
+00:03:09,308 --> 00:03:12,477
+呢啲係教主洪福齊天啊。
+
+26
+00:03:13,701 --> 00:03:16,931
+洪教主對佢微微岌岌頭，繼續話：
+
+27
+00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:33,706
+白龍使，你去到皇宮之後，關於小桂子嘅事要再仔細查一查，皇帝派佢去五台山，到底有乜嘢圖謀啊。
+
+28
+00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:39,460
+韋小寶啊已經嚇到成身冷汗嘞連忙話：係，係。
+
+29
+00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:46,618
+個心非常之歡喜嘞，因為聽教主嘅口氣真係派自己去皇宮嘞噃。
+
+30
+00:03:47,806 --> 00:03:54,463
+噉就望咗肥頭陀一眼個心話：你唔洩漏我嘅秘密呢算你係個好人。
+
+31
+00:03:55,844 --> 00:04:05,333
+洪夫人話：嗰八部四十二章經裏便，聽講有一個強身保命延年益壽嘅大秘密嘅。
+
+32
+00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:18,891
+我哋教主既然係上蒙天眷，同意佢永享仙福，壽與天齊，呢八部經書，遲早必定會係教主嘅。
+
+33
+00:04:19,832 --> 00:04:29,122
+白龍使，你再去為教主立一大功，將呢八部經書攞翻嚟，教主自然另有封賞。
+
+34
+00:04:30,324 --> 00:04:41,210
+韋小寶企起身躬身話：屬下粉身碎骨，亦難報教主同夫人嘅大恩啊，屬下一定盡忠報國，馬革裹尸。
+
+35
+00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:48,314
+盡忠報國，馬革裹尸八個字，係佢喺講古先生嗰度學翻嚟嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:55,640
+因為每逢大將出征君王勉勵，大將呢就慷慨激昂講呢八個字出嚟㗎嘞。
+
+37
+00:04:56,983 --> 00:05:01,799
+不過佢而家照板煮碗，搦嚟用喺呢處啊未免有啲不倫不類。
+
+38
+00:05:03,099 --> 00:05:08,509
+洪夫人笑一笑話：你效忠教主，噉就好極喇。
+
+39
+00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:13,726
+你去北京要邊幾個人幫手，你隨便揀啦。
+
+40
+00:05:14,438 --> 00:05:22,460
+韋小寶個心諗：我一走就甩身嘞，神龍教有人跟住去啊盞綁手綁腳啦。
+
+41
+00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:37,479
+於是佢話：人多咗怕會洩漏機密喇，吖係喇，赤龍使座下嘅少女，屬下想揀一兩個人去，等佢哋喬裝宮女，喺皇宮裏便做事呢就比較方便。
+
+42
+00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:42,071
+因為佢想起沐劍屏，想要帶埋佢走。
+
+43
+00:05:43,282 --> 00:05:51,771
+無根道人話：呢啲姑娘仔怕冇咩用嘅，只要教主同夫人都准咯，你隨便揀就係啦。
+
+44
+00:05:52,492 --> 00:05:54,606
+韋小寶話：多謝道長。
+
+45
+00:05:55,693 --> 00:06:03,581
+陸高軒話：啟稟教主、夫人，屬下尋日犯咗重罪，深感救主不殺之恩。
+
+46
+00:06:04,551 --> 00:06:07,141
+洪教主揮一揮手皺住眉頭話：
+
+47
+00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:15,601
+尋日嘅事，大家唔好記喺個心處，今後邊個都唔准再提。
+
+48
+00:06:16,481 --> 00:06:17,859
+係，多謝教主。
+
+49
+00:06:18,649 --> 00:06:20,893
+屬下想跟隨白龍使一齊去啊。
+
+50
+00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:28,573
+托賴教主同夫人洪福，或者能夠為教主立啲微功，稍表屬下感激之誠。
+
+51
+00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:42,207
+陸高軒智謀深沉，武功高強，支筆十分使得，一篇文章做得四平八穩。
+
+52
+00:06:42,749 --> 00:06:46,867
+好極嘞，你跟埋白龍使一齊去啦。
+
+53
+00:06:48,084 --> 00:06:57,937
+陸高軒諗：佢話一篇文章做得四平八穩，即係話我捏造碑文嘅事佢早就心中雪亮。
+
+54
+00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:08,063
+肥頭陀跟住話：啟稟教主、夫人，屬下亦情願跟埋白龍使去北京為教主辦事啊。
+
+55
+00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:14,160
+教主岌一岌頭，佢見黃龍使亦想自告奮勇就話：
+
+56
+00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:21,786
+人數多咗，就怕洩漏行藏，就係你哋兩個一齊去啦。
+
+57
+00:07:22,932 --> 00:07:29,137
+一切行動，冚𠾴唥聽白龍使嘅號令，不得有違。
+
+58
+00:07:29,856 --> 00:07:33,846
+陸高軒同肥頭陀躬身話：屬下遵命。
+
+59
+00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:46,476
+洪夫人喺身邊攞出一條小龍，五色斑斕，係青銅、黃金、赤銅、白銀同埋黑鐵鑄成嘅，佢話：
+
+60
+00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:53,190
+白龍使，呢個係教主嘅五龍令，暫時交畀你執掌。
+
+61
+00:07:53,984 --> 00:07:59,858
+教下幾萬教眾，見到呢個五龍令就會好似見到教主一樣㗎喇。
+
+62
+00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:09,670
+為咗做成呢件大事，將生殺大權交畀你，立功之後，就將五龍令交翻嚟。
+
+63
+00:08:10,603 --> 00:08:11,093
+係。
+
+64
+00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:19,024
+韋小寶應咗，雙手恭恭敬敬噉接咗五龍令，不過個心呢，就好擔憂啊。
+
+65
+00:08:20,093 --> 00:08:25,031
+我只係望一返到北京，就唔理鬼佢咩嘢神龍教、惡虎教啦。
+
+66
+00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:30,296
+而家攞咗佢呢個五龍令啊，唉，從此就麻煩多多咯。
+
+67
+00:08:31,789 --> 00:08:39,744
+洪夫人話：白龍使同陸高軒、肥頭陀三個人留低，其餘嘅可以走嘞。
+
+68
+00:08:40,802 --> 00:08:45,542
+無根道人同埋黑龍使、黃龍使三個人行咗禮就退出去。
+
+69
+00:08:47,203 --> 00:08:53,736
+洪教主喺身邊攞出一個黑色瓷瓶，倒咗三粒朱紅色嘅藥丸出嚟佢話：
+
+70
+00:08:55,488 --> 00:09:06,482
+你哋三個人奮勇去北京辦事，本座十分嘉許，各賜豹胎易筋丸一枚。
+
+71
+00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:17,562
+肥頭陀同陸高軒塊面即時現出又歡喜又害怕嘅表情，屈右膝多謝賞賜，接過藥丸，吞咗落肚。
+
+72
+00:09:19,098 --> 00:09:25,581
+韋小寶有樣學樣就跟住照做，接咗豹胎易筋丸，即刻就食咗。
+
+73
+00:09:26,631 --> 00:09:37,743
+過咗冇幾耐唧，就覺得個肚裏便有一股暖笠笠嘅氣息升上嚟，慢慢噉跟住啲血行，散咗入去全身裏便，講唔出咁舒服。
+
+74
+00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,990
+食完藥喇，洪夫人話：
+
+75
+00:09:41,892 --> 00:09:45,567
+白龍使留低，其餘嘅人可以走嘞。
+
+76
+00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:49,458
+肥頭陀同陸高軒兩個人退咗出去。
+
+77
+00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:57,501
+洪夫人微微笑話：白龍使，你使咩嘢兵器㗎？
+
+78
+00:09:58,553 --> 00:10:05,423
+韋小寶話：屬下武藝低微，冇學過咩兵器，只係有一把匕首防身唧。
+
+79
+00:10:06,652 --> 00:10:07,952
+畀我睇下。
+
+80
+00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:14,139
+韋小寶喺靴筒拔出匕首，調轉劍柄雙手呈上去。
+
+81
+00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:19,329
+洪夫人接過嚟一睇就話：匕首好靚啊。
+
+82
+00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:27,511
+就掹咗一條頭髮，放開手，嗰條頭髮啊慢慢落喺刀鋒上便，斷開兩橛。
+
+83
+00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:32,044
+教主亦都讚咗一聲：好嘢。
+
+84
+00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:40,407
+韋小寶個為人啊就冇咩嘢第樣長處嘞，佢就係對於錢財器物睇得好輕。
+
+85
+00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:47,467
+見到洪夫人對呢把匕首十分歡喜佢諗：要托大腳就要托到十足。
+
+86
+00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:51,846
+佢話：呢把匕首屬下就獻畀夫人啦。
+
+87
+00:10:52,316 --> 00:10:57,096
+開講有話：胭脂、寶劍都要，誒都要獻畀佳人嘅。
+
+88
+00:10:58,189 --> 00:11:02,008
+天下嘅佳人，都冇邊個佳得過夫人㗎喇。
+
+89
+00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:13,080
+佢聽講古先生講過好多次啊，咩寶劍贈烈士，紅粉贈佳人，但係呢兩句説話太過難，就唔容易記清楚。
+
+90
+00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:24,070
+洪夫人笑嘞，笑得好甜啊，佢話：真係乖喇，你對我哋忠心，唔係空口講白話嘅。
+
+91
+00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:28,791
+我冇咩嘢好嘢送畀你，點能夠要你嘅禮物呢？
+
+92
+00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:31,411
+你嘅心事，我多謝喇。
+
+93
+00:11:32,152 --> 00:11:39,710
+嚟，我傳你三招防身保命嘅招式，叫做美人三招，你記住啊。
+
+94
+00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:47,408
+佢離開座位，攞咗一條手巾仔出嚟，將把匕首綁喺自己右腳嘅小腿外側。
+
+95
+00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,360
+佢話：教主，勞煩你演下武功啦。
+
+96
+00:11:53,716 --> 00:12:03,179
+洪教主笑騎騎噉慢慢走埋去，突然左手一伸，揦住夫人嘅後領將佢成個人扚起嚟。
+
+97
+00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,437
+呢下實在太快喇韋小寶吃咗一驚。
+
+98
+00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:14,700
+洪夫人嘅身輕輕彎一彎，左腳反踢，向住教主嘅小腹𨅝過去。
+
+99
+00:12:15,372 --> 00:12:17,271
+噉教主向後一縮，避開佢。
+
+100
+00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:28,015
+點知洪夫人趁勢反轉個身，左手攬住教主條頸，右手竟然揸住匕首，用劍尖對準教主嘅後心，佢話：
+
+101
+00:12:28,823 --> 00:12:33,416
+呢個係第一招，叫做貴妃回眸，你記住喇。
+
+102
+00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:41,491
+呢幾下動作乾淨利落，韋小寶睇到好過癮大聲喝彩話：好嘢啊，好嘢啊！
+
+103
+00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:50,890
+個心諗：嗰日我畀肥頭陀成個扚起，冇晒符弗，如果我學咗呢一招啊，一劍就㓤死佢喇。
+
+104
+00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,312
+教主將洪夫人輕輕打橫放喺地下。
+
+105
+00:12:56,334 --> 00:13:01,543
+洪夫人呢又將把匕首插入小腿旁邊，反轉個身趴喺處。
+
+106
+00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:12,600
+教主用右腳輕輕踩住佢條後腰，隻手呢詐假意揸住把刀晾喺佢條頸上便，笑住話：投唔投降啊？
+
+107
+00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:19,610
+韋小寶個心諗：到咗呢個地步有乜法子唧，梗係大叫投降啦。
+
+108
+00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:28,878
+點知突然間見到夫人嘅頭殼，向自己嘅胸前蜎落去，噉敵人晾喺條頸嗰一刀呢，自不然就落空咗。
+
+109
+00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:34,009
+佢趁勢喺地下一個關斗，喺教主褲𧜛蜎過去。
+
+110
+00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:42,144
+握住匕首嘅右手揸成拳頭輕輕一拳打正教主後心，不過呢係劍尖向上嘅。
+
+111
+00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:47,570
+如果真係對敵啊，呢一劍當然插入敵人嘅背心嘞。
+
+112
+00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:51,532
+韋小寶又試大叫一聲：好嘢！
+
+113
+00:13:53,326 --> 00:14:05,132
+教主等佢插翻好把匕首之後，就捩轉佢雙手，左手揸住佢雙手手腕，右手啊假裝揸住兵器，晾喺佢條頸處，噉笑住話：
+
+114
+00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:09,436
+呢一次你想走都走唔甩嘞啩？
+
+115
+00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:12,918
+夫人笑住話：睇住嚟啦。
+
+116
+00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:22,392
+右腳向前輕輕一踢，白光閃動，嗰把匕首啊已經割斷佢小腿上面綁住嘅手巾仔，飛咗出嚟。
+
+117
+00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:30,401
+佢右腳趁勢一勾，喺匕首柄上面一點，嗰把匕首突然向住佢喉嚨飛射過去。
+
+118
+00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:38,584
+説時遲那時快啊，只見佢個身向下一縮，嗰把匕首就急射教主嘅心口。
+
+119
+00:14:39,436 --> 00:14:48,444
+教主放開佢雙手仰天一個鐵板橋，噗一聲，匕首喺佢心口掠過直插入身後嘅竹墻一直插到盡啊。
+
+120
+00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:54,734
+洪夫人勾腳倒踢匕首，韋小寶已經嚇咗一大跳嘞。
+
+121
+00:14:55,584 --> 00:15:01,276
+等見到嗰把匕首向住佢咽喉射過去，噉佢喺間不容發嘅時候避開；
+
+122
+00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:09,137
+噉把匕首呢又射向教主嘅胸口，呢一下就勢在必中嘅，哈教主竟然又避開。
+
+123
+00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:20,184
+呢幾下險到極點嘅奇異變化，真係睇到佢口瞪目呆心驚膽戰，喉嚨頭嗰個好嘢兩個字啊竟然嗌唔出嘞。
+
+124
+00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:26,443
+洪夫人笑住問佢：點啊，吓？
+
+125
+00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:34,271
+韋小寶用手揸住椅背，好似想跌倒噉佢話：哎呀，真係嚇死我啊。
+
+126
+00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:46,370
+洪教主同夫人見佢面色蒼白嚇得好厲害，聽咗佢呢句説話，真係比一千句一萬句頌揚就更加歡喜。
+
+127
+00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:59,457
+佢兩個人武功高強，多一個細路個稱讚，亦唔算咩嘢嘅，但係佢咁擔心，可見佢對兩個人嘅忠心。
+
+128
+00:16:00,531 --> 00:16:06,267
+洪夫人明知故問噉話：匕首又唔係射嚟你處你怕咩呢？
+
+129
+00:16:07,353 --> 00:16:12,414
+韋小寶話：我怕，怕刺傷夫人同埋教主咯。
+
+130
+00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:17,631
+傻仔��邊度有咁容易就刺傷到教主㗎？
+
+131
+00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:22,602
+呢一招叫做飛燕回翔，好難練嘅。
+
+132
+00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:29,360
+教主神功蓋世，就算佢事前唔知啊，呢一招亦刺傷佢唔到嘅。
+
+133
+00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:36,590
+但係世間上除咗教主之外，能夠避得過呢一招嘅，睇嚟亦冇幾多個喇。
+
+134
+00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:42,188
+噉夫人將美人三招嘅練法，詳詳細細講畀佢聽。
+
+135
+00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:47,037
+第二招臥地轉身，叫做小憐橫陳。
+
+136
+00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:59,243
+洪夫人話：美人三招所用嘅都係古代美人嘅名，男人學咗未免有啲不雅，好在你係個細佬哥都唔緊要嘅。
+
+137
+00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,024
+韋小寶啊一招一式噉跟住學。
+
+138
+00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:14,020
+洪夫人啊細心糾正佢，一直教咗個幾時辰先至算做學識，但係真係要能夠使呢，就非要長期苦練不可嘞。
+
+139
+00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:19,804
+尤其是啊第三招飛燕回翔啊，稍為有啲錯失就殺咗自己㗎喇。
+
+140
+00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:28,687
+洪夫人教佢去打一把鈍頭嘅鉛劍，大小重量，同匕首一模一樣嘅作為練習之用。
+
+141
+00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:44,127
+洪安通喺教眾面前威嚴端莊，不苟言笑，但係而家一直陪住夫人教招，笑眯眯噉喺旁邊睇住，竟然極有耐心。
+
+142
+00:17:45,821 --> 00:17:47,490
+等夫人教完喇佢話：
+
+143
+00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:57,869
+夫人嘅美人三招係十分厲害，不過畀佢打中嘅實死無疑。
+
+144
+00:17:58,962 --> 00:18:08,001
+我嚟教你英雄三招，志在降服敵人㗎啫，敵人嘅生死就由得你嘅。
+
+145
+00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:13,180
+韋小寶歡喜到極啊即刻跪低話：叩謝教主。
+
+146
+00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:23,150
+洪夫人笑住話：我從來都冇聽你有英雄三招嘅，原來你留咗嚟教徒弟，就唔肯教我。
+
+147
+00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:35,231
+洪安通亦笑住話：冇，呢啲係啱先睇到你嘅美人三招臨時想出嚟嘅，現炒現賣，都唔知得唔得。
+
+148
+00:18:35,622 --> 00:18:37,010
+你指點下啦。
+
+149
+00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:44,359
+洪夫人睇咗佢一眼，媚笑話：哎呀我哋大教主笑人咩？
+
+150
+00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:54,244
+古來英雄難過美人關，英雄三招，當然打唔過美人三招啦。
+
+151
+00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:58,810
+洪夫人又係一陣媚笑，嬌聲話：
+
+152
+00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:03,957
+喺細佬哥面前，都同我講埋呢啲冇釐正經嘅嘢。
+
+153
+00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:09,933
+洪安通覺得有啲失態嘞，就咳嗽一聲好正經噉話：
+
+154
+00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:20,036
+白龍使佢年紀細，同人動手，好容易畀人揸住條頸後便一手扚起。
+
+155
+00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:25,193
+夫人，你就將我當作係白龍使啦。
+
+156
+00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:28,437
+嗱，你唔好整痛人哋噃。
+
+157
+00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:31,253
+噉咪梗係啦。
+
+158
+00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:36,491
+洪夫人左手一伸，揸住佢個身扚起嚟。
+
+159
+00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:43,244
+洪安通啊身材魁梧，睇起嚟有成一百七八十斤重嘅。
+
+160
+00:19:43,971 --> 00:19:49,373
+洪夫人嬌滴滴噉嘅樣，哈，居然毫不費力一手就將佢扚起嘞。
+
+161
+00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:55,180
+洪安通話：嗱，睇清楚啊。
+
+162
+00:19:56,274 --> 00:20:00,529
+左手慢慢反轉，喺夫人左便胳肋底撓咗一下。
+
+163
+00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:04,142
+洪夫人咭聲一笑成個人軟咗。
+
+164
+00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:15,674
+洪安通左手揸住佢腋下右手慢慢回轉，揸住佢條領慢慢舉起佢，過咗自己頭頂喇，然後輕輕𢴈佢出去。
+
+165
+00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:21,451
+洪夫人個身一掂地唧就𨃩出去，好似喺水面𨃩住噉行。
+
+166
+00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:28,468
+洪夫人一路噉笑，個身停住之後，仍然打斜瞓喺地下唔起身。
+
+167
+00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:42,190
+啱先洪安通嘅動作，使得好慢好慢，韋小寶睇得清清楚楚，噉比起洪夫人嗰種出手迅捷啊，顯然又難咗幾倍嘅。
+
+168
+00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:48,984
+洪夫人笑住話：你擳人哋嘅胳肋底啫嘛噉算咩英雄唧？
+
+169
+00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,376
+講完就慢慢起翻身嘞。
+
+170
+00:20:52,711 --> 00:21:01,284
+洪安通微微笑話：呢一招喺真正英雄好漢手下，梗係唔會嚟擳你啦。
+
+171
+00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:09,008
+但係白龍使如果畀敵人扚起，實係頸下大椎穴畀人哋揸住嘞。
+
+172
+00:21:09,991 --> 00:21:20,597
+嗰度係手腳三陽督脈嘅會合點，全身有力都使唔出，噉就只有去撓敵人胳肋底嘅極泉穴嘞。
+
+173
+00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,422
+呢個穴，屬手少陽心經，敵人非鬆手不可嘅。
+
+174
+00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:32,931
+白龍使有翻力嘞，就能夠舉起敵人𢴈佢。
+
+175
+00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:44,073
+𢴈佢嘅時候��同時封住敵人手踭後便嘅小海穴，同腋下極泉穴，噉將佢𢴈咗喺地下，佢已經唔逳得咯。
+
+176
+00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:49,266
+韋小寶拍住手話：呢一招果然好嘢啊。
+
+177
+00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:56,557
+洪安通話：你練熟之後，出招梗係越快越好啦。
+
+178
+00:21:57,852 --> 00:22:09,849
+講完，洪教主趴喺地下，洪夫人用腳出力踩住佢後腰，右手攞住門戌，晾喺佢條頸上便，嬌聲噉笑住話：
+
+179
+00:22:10,606 --> 00:22:12,152
+你投唔投降吖？
+
+180
+00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:18,681
+洪教主笑住話：我早就投降喇，我叩頭畀你。
+
+181
+00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:23,105
+雙腳一縮，好似想跪喺度叩頭噉。
+
+182
+00:22:23,616 --> 00:22:30,671
+右手呢就慢慢噉打橫一掠，碰到門戌，咔嘞一聲，門戌竟然斷咗。
+
+183
+00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:39,099
+洪安通話：你縮腳詐假意向人叩頭，就趁勢攞出匕首。
+
+184
+00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:49,686
+你隻手雖然冇我嘅內力，但係你嘅匕首鋒利非常，敵人任何兵器一削就斷㗎嘞。
+
+185
+00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:56,890
+佢個口一便講解，突然間一個關斗，向洪夫人褲𧜛蜎過去。
+
+186
+00:22:58,381 --> 00:23:05,958
+韋小寶打個特嘞佢諗：佢係教主嚟噃，咁尊貴，點解要蜎女人褲𧜛呢？
+
+187
+00:23:06,603 --> 00:23:10,160
+雖然佢係佢妻子啫，似乎都係有啲唔妥㗎。
+
+188
+00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:15,981
+誰知洪安通唔係真係蜎過去，佢只係作個噉嘅狀唧。
+
+189
+00:23:16,858 --> 00:23:21,526
+左手已經揦住夫人右腳腳眼，右手虛點佢小腹。
+
+190
+00:23:22,494 --> 00:23:31,719
+佢話：呢把係削鐵如泥嘅匕首，敵人就算有天咁大嘅膽啊亦唔敢掙扎啊。
+
+191
+00:23:33,052 --> 00:23:35,492
+講完，慢慢企翻起身。
+
+192
+00:23:35,990 --> 00:23:40,729
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,474
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:11,546
+話住洪安通教完英雄三招嘅第二招，慢慢企翻起身。
+
+3
+00:00:12,443 --> 00:00:21,878
+洪夫人頭下腳上，畀佢打倒埞噉扚起嚟，洪夫人就話喇：快啲放手啦，似咩樣唧？
+
+4
+00:00:22,754 --> 00:00:29,802
+洪安通哈哈大笑，右手攬住佢條腰，放佢企翻直，噉佢話：
+
+5
+00:00:31,015 --> 00:00:47,530
+白龍使，你身材矮細，唔能夠打倒埞噉扚起敵人，噉你就揦住佢腳眼一拖，就算拖佢唔起啊，匕首指住佢小腹，敵人亦唯有投降嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:48,637 --> 00:00:58,901
+嗰陣時，你就要喺佢胸口神藏、神封、步廊幾個要穴踢幾腳，提防佢反擊啊。
+
+7
+00:00:59,996 --> 00:01:04,480
+韋小寶好高興啊話：冇錯冇錯，嗨呢幾腳啊非踢不可啊。
+
+8
+00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:14,460
+噉跟住洪安通反轉雙手喺背後，等夫人捉住，夫人啊攞半橛門戌，晾喺佢條頸處。
+
+9
+00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:26,317
+洪安通話：敵人捉住我雙手，當然扣住我手腕嘅脈門，令我手上冇力難以反擊。
+
+10
+00:01:27,828 --> 00:01:32,129
+喺噉嘅情景之下，本來只有用腳嘞。
+
+11
+00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:41,054
+佢説話未講完，洪夫人吖噉一聲，笑住放開手一步跳咗開去，滿面通紅噉話：
+
+12
+00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:44,988
+唔能夠教細佬哥用呢啲下流招數嘅。
+
+13
+00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:52,241
+洪安通笑住話：撩陰腿邊度係下流招數呢？
+
+14
+00:01:53,537 --> 00:01:59,489
+下陰係人身要害，一擊中就當堂冇命。
+
+15
+00:02:00,476 --> 00:02:12,022
+就算係名門大派嘅拳腳裏便，亦往往有撩陰腿呢一招，少林派有，武當派亦有，不足為奇。
+
+16
+00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:24,419
+不過敵人喺你背後，你雙手又畀人捉住，條頸又有把刀晾喺處，噉就唯有用反撩陰腿嘞。
+
+17
+00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:34,963
+但係敵人亦必定會提防到你呢一着嘅，見你隻腳一逳，多數一刀就斬咗你嘅人頭先。
+
+18
+00:02:35,745 --> 00:02:39,392
+所以撩陰反踢呢一招亦用唔着。
+
+19
+00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:53,872
+佢呢個時候雙手反喺背後畀洪夫人捉住手腕，突然間雙手十指一彎，個身向後便一撞，十隻手指就向住洪夫人胸部揸過去。
+
+20
+00:02:54,899 --> 00:03:01,991
+洪夫人急急向後便一縮，放開佢手腕，啋佢話：啋，呢個又咩英雄招式啊？
+
+21
+00:03:03,261 --> 00:03:14,416
+洪安通微微一笑話：一個人心口乳中、乳根兩個穴，無論男女都係致命大穴。
+
+22
+00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:23,573
+白龍使，嗰個人既然能夠將你雙手反剪捉住，武功一定係唔低嘅。
+
+23
+00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:32,214
+何況多數已經揸住你手腕穴道，就算畀你揸中咗，本來亦唔緊要嘅。
+
+24
+00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:39,320
+但係佢一見你使出呢種手勢，自然而然就會向後一縮。
+
+25
+00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:46,620
+等到佢想起你雙手都冇力嘅時候，就已經遲咗一步嘞。
+
+26
+00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,730
+夫人，你再嚟揸住我雙手啦。
+
+27
+00:03:51,790 --> 00:04:04,984
+洪夫人行上兩步，輕輕喺佢捩轉嘅手上便打咗一下，然後用左手揸住佢雙手手腕，上身向後仰，唔畀佢嘅手指碰到自己心口。
+
+28
+00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:09,207
+洪安通話：睇清楚啊。
+
+29
+00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:16,020
+講完，背脊向後一撞，十隻手指向洪夫人心口就揦過去。
+
+30
+00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:22,169
+洪夫人明知佢呢一下係虛嘅，不過仲係縮身避開佢。
+
+31
+00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:31,206
+洪安通突然間一個倒翻關斗，身體跳起，兩腿一分，已經騎住佢膊頭嘞。
+
+32
+00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:39,833
+同時雙手嘅手指公，壓住佢太陽穴，食指啊撳眼眉，中指撳眼，佢話：
+
+33
+00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:49,049
+中指使力，督盲敵人雙眼，手指公使力，壓暈敵人。
+
+34
+00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:52,380
+但係需要防備敵人反擊啊。
+
+35
+00:04:53,331 --> 00:05:05,494
+講完，又係一個空心關斗，倒翻出去成丈幾遠，右手喺小腿邊一摸，裝作摸出匕首，劍尖向外左掌斜舉，佢話：
+
+36
+00:05:06,863 --> 00:05:16,763
+敵人雙眼如果畀你篤盲咗，再撲上嚟嘅時候實係好厲害嘅，要提防佢攬住你唔放啊。
+
+37
+00:05:17,842 --> 00:05:26,714
+韋小寶見呢一招啊非常繁複，不過閃避敵人兵器、打擊敵人要害非常之有效，佢話：
+
+38
+00:05:27,451 --> 00:05:31,253
+唉呢一招啊真係好嘞，不過好難練啊。
+
+39
+00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:50,903
+洪安通話：我教你嘅雖然只有三招，但係其中包含擒拿、打穴、輕身三門功夫，有一項練得唔到家，呢三招就使唔出嘞。
+
+40
+00:05:52,374 --> 00:06:00,366
+講到擒拿、打穴、輕身，每一項，都要有十年八年��功夫至得嘅。
+
+41
+00:06:01,531 --> 00:06:06,420
+但係你只係同學呢三招有關嘅就容易得多喇。
+
+42
+00:06:07,763 --> 00:06:18,530
+於是指點咗穴道部位、擒拿手法、輕身腿功，噉又同韋小寶拆解咗幾次，演得唔啱喇就糾正佢。
+
+43
+00:06:19,954 --> 00:06:26,179
+只係韋小寶啊唔敢騎喺佢條頸處噃，洪安通呢亦都冇教佢試練。
+
+44
+00:06:27,436 --> 00:06:37,216
+洪夫人話：教主，我呢個美人三招係師父教我嘅，當年經過千錘百煉嘅改正。
+
+45
+00:06:38,424 --> 00:06:48,840
+你呢英雄三招係臨時興之所至，隨意創造嘅，但係，比起我嘅美人三招又厲害得多喇。
+
+46
+00:06:49,683 --> 00:06:56,613
+唔係話當面捧你啦，大宗師武學淵深，實在令人拜服啊。
+
+47
+00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:03,852
+洪安通抱拳笑住話：夫人謬讚，唔敢當。
+
+48
+00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:14,010
+尋日，韋小寶喺大廳上便見到洪安通不言不笑，好似個木偶噉，個心對佢呢有啲睇唔起。
+
+49
+00:07:14,952 --> 00:07:19,761
+而家見到佢嘅真實功夫嘞，噉先至死心塌地佩服佢。
+
+50
+00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:35,742
+洪夫人又話：教主啊，我呢個美人三招有三個美人嘅名，你呢個英雄三招咁厲害，亦要有三位大英雄嘅名先至係㗎。
+
+51
+00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:41,580
+洪安通微笑話：好，我嚟諗下吓。
+
+52
+00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:54,201
+嗯，第一招係將敵人舉起嚟，噉就係，臨潼會伍子胥舉鼎，叫做，子胥舉鼎啦。
+
+53
+00:07:55,152 --> 00:07:57,680
+好，伍子胥係大英雄啊。
+
+54
+00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:10,126
+第二招將敵人打倒埞扚起身，噉就係魯智深倒拔垂楊柳，叫做，魯達拔柳啦。
+
+55
+00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:13,870
+好極喇，魯智深係大英雄。
+
+56
+00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:23,777
+不過你呢第三招雖然係巧妙，不過有啲流氓無賴嘅味道，似乎唔係大英雄噃。
+
+57
+00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,998
+講到呢處，咭咭聲咁嬌笑。
+
+58
+00:08:28,152 --> 00:08:30,617
+點解唔係大英雄啊？
+
+59
+00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:33,110
+叫個咩嘢招式好呢？
+
+60
+00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:41,679
+嗯，我兩隻食指撳住你眼眉，呢個叫做張敞畫眉啦。
+
+61
+00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:49,177
+張敞又唔係英雄，同夫人畫眼眉啫嘛，唔通噉都算係英雄嘅一招咩？
+
+62
+00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:53,964
+閨房之樂，有甚於畫眉者。
+
+63
+00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:57,071
+你話同夫人畫眉唔係英雄啊？
+
+64
+00:08:58,343 --> 00:09:01,281
+洪夫人面紅紅，擰擰頭。
+
+65
+00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:12,779
+韋小寶都唔知道張敞係個咩嘢古人，佢諗同老婆畫眼眉啫嘛，不但唔係英雄啊，簡直係老婆奴就真。
+
+66
+00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:19,180
+噉佢亦唔懂洪安通拋書包，乃係同妻子調笑佢就話：
+
+67
+00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:31,586
+教主，你呢一招，騎喺敵人條頸處吖，噉騎馬嘅大英雄好多㗎，嗱，好似關雲長騎赤兔馬，秦叔寶騎黃驃馬。
+
+68
+00:09:32,649 --> 00:09:40,489
+洪安通笑住話：冇錯，不過關雲長嘅赤兔馬本來係呂布嘅。
+
+69
+00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:45,569
+秦瓊又將黃驃馬賣咗都唔係點貼切。
+
+70
+00:09:46,282 --> 00:09:54,860
+嗯，有喇，呢一招，係狄青降伏龍駒寶馬，叫做狄青降龍啦。
+
+71
+00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:59,984
+佢降服嘅嗰匹寶馬，本來係龍變嘅。
+
+72
+00:10:01,128 --> 00:10:04,090
+洪夫人拍手笑住話：好極嘞。
+
+73
+00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:14,100
+狄青上陣帶嗰個青銅鬼面具，嚇到啲番邦兵將大呼小叫落荒而逃，噉梗係位大英雄啦。
+
+74
+00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:17,284
+只不過我哋叫做神龍教。
+
+75
+00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:28,890
+洪教主微笑話：唔緊要啊，就算係龍，亦有畀人收服到服服帖帖嘅時候㗎嘛。
+
+76
+00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:34,202
+咁衰嘅你。洪夫人又試滿面通紅嘞。
+
+77
+00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:47,907
+噉韋小寶又將美人三招，同英雄三招一招一招噉試演，手法身法唔啱嘅，洪安通同夫人再加指點。
+
+78
+00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:55,075
+呢六招功夫啊極之巧妙，韋小寶一時之間呢好難學會。
+
+79
+00:10:56,002 --> 00:11:02,647
+洪教主話唔使擔心嘅，只要懂得練習嘅竅門，勤加練習就能夠純熟㗎喇。
+
+80
+00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,437
+噉等到教完呢，已經係中午時分。
+
+81
+00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:12,733
+洪夫人堅決唔收佢把匕首，還翻畀韋小寶佢話：
+
+82
+00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:20,446
+你武功仲未練好，呢次去為教主做事，要有呢種利器防身嘅。
+
+83
+00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:31,631
+白龍使啊，喺本教之中，能夠得到教主親自指點功夫嘅，除咗我之外，就係你一個喇。
+
+84
+00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:36,554
+韋小寶話：都唔知係屬下幾生修翻嚟嘅福氣啊。
+
+85
+00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:42,836
+你應當忠���為教主做事，嚟報答教主嘅恩德啊。
+
+86
+00:11:43,462 --> 00:11:43,910
+係。
+
+87
+00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:52,509
+你返去啦，聽朝一早同肥頭陀、陸高軒佢哋坐船出發，唔使再嚟告辭喇。
+
+88
+00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:59,301
+韋小寶應咗，就向兩個人恭恭敬敬噉行禮，轉身出門。
+
+89
+00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:01,954
+去到門邊喇，捩轉頭話：
+
+90
+00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:10,858
+夫人啊，到到我八十歲嗰陣，到時請教主同夫人，各人再教我三招呢好唔好啊？
+
+91
+00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:16,664
+洪夫人打個特，跟住就明白係佢講嘅好話嚟。
+
+92
+00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:23,000
+佢而家不過十四五歲啫，到八十歲仲有六十幾年。
+
+93
+00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:31,923
+但係教主同自己係壽與天齊，再有六十幾年命隨隨便便啦，就笑一笑話：
+
+94
+00:12:32,722 --> 00:12:39,307
+我應承你，到你八十歲生日，教主同埋我各人再傳你三招。
+
+95
+00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:49,029
+等到你一百歲大壽嘞，我哋又各人傳你三招，叫做老壽星三招，老婆婆三招。
+
+96
+00:12:49,823 --> 00:13:04,030
+點會呢？夫人嗰陣時，仍然同今日一樣咁年青美麗，多數你同教主嗰陣啊，更加年輕就真，傳畀我嘅係，誒，金童三招，玉女三招。
+
+97
+00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:08,270
+洪安通同夫人歡喜到哈哈大笑啊。
+
+98
+00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:22,921
+話説肥頭陀同陸高軒兩個人，坐喺大廳外便嘅石頭上面等咗好耐，始終唔見韋小寶出嚟，個心啊十五十六，都唔知有咩變故嘅。
+
+99
+00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:29,333
+收尾見到佢笑容滿面噉出嚟先至放心，噉兩個人想問又唔敢問。
+
+100
+00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:35,960
+韋小寶話：教主同夫人教咗我唔少精妙嘅武功啊。
+
+101
+00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:41,708
+肥頭陀同陸高軒齊聲話：恭喜白龍使。
+
+102
+00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:48,136
+本教之中，除咗夫人之外從來冇人得教主傳過一招半式嘅。
+
+103
+00:13:49,223 --> 00:13:53,089
+韋小寶洋洋得意噉話：教主都係噉講啊。
+
+104
+00:13:54,001 --> 00:14:01,002
+陸高軒話：白龍使得教主寵幸，係本教創教以來從來未有過嘅。
+
+105
+00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:05,800
+佢睇咗肥頭陀一眼，問韋小寶話：
+
+106
+00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:12,180
+教主同夫人有冇講過幾時將豹胎易筋丸嘅解藥賜畀我哋啊？
+
+107
+00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:22,822
+韋小寶奇怪喇：乜豹胎易筋丸仲要有解藥嘅咩？唔通，唔通係毒藥啊？
+
+108
+00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:29,447
+陸高軒話：亦唔能夠噉樣講，我哋返屋企詳談啦。
+
+109
+00:14:30,211 --> 00:14:35,601
+講完，向竹廳望咗幾眼，啲表情啊又驚又怕。
+
+110
+00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:44,165
+三個人返到陸家，韋小寶見佢兩個神情憂鬱，個心思疑喇就問：
+
+111
+00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:50,821
+嗰啲豹胎易筋丸，係咩嘢嚟㗎？到底係毒藥呢定係靈丹啊？
+
+112
+00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:57,315
+肥頭陀話：係毒藥定係靈丹亦好難講。
+
+113
+00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:03,046
+我哋三個人條命，全在白龍使你嘅掌握之中。
+
+114
+00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,256
+啊？點解呢？
+
+115
+00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:12,692
+肥頭陀睇下陸高軒，陸高軒岌下頭，肥頭陀話：
+
+116
+00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:21,770
+白龍使，人哋客氣嘅，叫我做肥尊者，唔係點客氣嘅呢就叫我做肥頭陀。
+
+117
+00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:28,730
+不過我瘦成噉嘅樣完全係名不副實，你係咪覺得有啲奇怪呢？
+
+118
+00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:36,457
+韋小寶話：係定啦，我早就奇怪喇，我估話人哋同你開玩笑先至噉樣叫你嘅啫。
+
+119
+00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:42,186
+不過教主亦叫你做肥頭陀，噉佢老人家就唔會取笑你㗎。
+
+120
+00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:46,530
+肥頭陀長長咁歎咗口氣，佢話：
+
+121
+00:15:47,787 --> 00:15:59,559
+唉，我食豹胎易筋丸，呢次係第二次嘞，真係死去活來啊，而家我仲時時發噩夢。
+
+122
+00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:06,908
+我本來好矮好肥嘅，肥頭陀三個字，名不虛傳啊。
+
+123
+00:16:07,839 --> 00:16:12,764
+啊，一食豹胎易筋丸，你就變得又高又瘦喇？
+
+124
+00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:22,157
+噉樣好極啦，你而家相貌堂堂威風凜凜，以前又矮又肥，一定冇而家咁神氣啫。
+
+125
+00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:43,850
+哈哈哈哈哈，話係噉話喇，但係你諗下，一個肥佬矮𠱂𠱂，喺三個月之內，身體忽然間拉長咗三尺，全身皮膚鮮血淋漓，嗰種滋味，你話難頂唔難頂啊？
+
+126
+00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:54,449
+如果唔係運氣好，終於返到嚟神龍島，教主又大發慈悲畀咗解藥，我怕仲會高多兩尺啊。
+
+127
+00:16:55,597 --> 00:17:08,050
+哎呀噉㗎？我哋三個人，亦食咗呢種藥丸噃，噉我高兩尺仲唔緊要，你如果再高兩尺噉，噉啊未免高過頭喇。
+
+128
+00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:18,344
+呢種豹胎易筋丸藥效好靈嘅，食咗之後一年之內，能夠令人強身健體。
+
+129
+00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:27,188
+不過如果一年滿期唔食解藥，噉佢裏便嗰啲極猛烈嘅毒性就發作出嚟。
+
+130
+00:17:28,053 --> 00:17:42,492
+不過亦唔係一定係拉高人嘅身嘅，我師兄瘦頭陀本來好高，忽然間矮咗，佢本來好瘦嘅，就變得腫脹不堪，十足一個大肥佬。
+
+131
+00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:51,376
+你肥尊者變成瘦尊者，瘦尊者變咗肥尊者，噉兩個人將個名對換咪乜事都冇囉。
+
+132
+00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,103
+肥頭陀有啲嬲嘞：唔得㗎。
+
+133
+00:17:57,283 --> 00:18:02,050
+韋小寶連忙話：哎對唔住啊肥尊者，我講錯咗喇唔好見怪啊。
+
+134
+00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:14,296
+你執掌五龍令，我係下屬，你就算打我鬧我我都唔會反抗，何況呢句説話亦唔係有意踩我嘅。
+
+135
+00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:29,474
+我同師兄兩個人嘅脾氣性格，相貌聲音完全唔同，淨係一肥一瘦換個名，並唔能夠將肥尊者變瘦尊者，瘦尊者變肥尊者嘅。
+
+136
+00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,123
+哦原來係噉嘅。
+
+137
+00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:38,089
+五年之前，教主派我同師兄去做一件事。
+
+138
+00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:47,577
+呢件事十分棘手，等到做完嘞，已經過咗期三日，我哋即刻上船返去神龍島啦。
+
+139
+00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:53,737
+喺船上，藥性已經發作喇，嗰啲苦楚啊真係唔講得畀人聽。
+
+140
+00:18:54,486 --> 00:19:03,499
+師兄嘅脾氣十分暴躁，發起狂嚟，將船上嘅桅桿一腳踢斷咗，噉隻船就喺大海處漂流嘞。
+
+141
+00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:13,674
+過咗一日又一日，我就越嚟越高越嚟越瘦，我師兄呢，偏偏越嚟越矮越嚟越肥。
+
+142
+00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:26,586
+呢種豹胎易筋丸，能夠將肥矮嘅人拉成瘦高，瘦高嘅人壓成肥矮，洪教主亦真係神通廣大之至嘞。
+
+143
+00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:34,210
+就噉樣漂流咗兩個幾月，嗰陣時，估話兩個人都好難有命㗎喇。
+
+144
+00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:40,754
+船上嘅糧食食完嘞，我哋將船家水手一個個殺嚟食。
+
+145
+00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:49,226
+好在僥天之幸，碰到另外一隻船，噉先至有救，我哋逼嗰隻船即刻駛去神龍島。
+
+146
+00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:56,754
+教主見事情做得妥妥當當，我哋又唔係故意擔擱嘅，就賜咗解藥。
+
+147
+00:19:57,581 --> 00:20:01,147
+噉我哋呢兩條命先至算執翻嚟啊。
+
+148
+00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:06,543
+韋小寶越聽就越驚嘞，佢話：
+
+149
+00:20:07,099 --> 00:20:12,721
+噉我哋喺一年之內，必定要攞到八部四十二章經返去神龍島咯噃？
+
+150
+00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:21,148
+陸高軒話：八部經書一齊攞到梗係最好啦，不過你估咁容易咩？
+
+151
+00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:27,947
+只要能夠攞到一兩部，及時趕翻去，教主自然亦會賜解藥畀我哋嘅。
+
+152
+00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:38,963
+韋小寶諗：我手上已經有六部嘞，真係冇法子嘅時候，至多唔係分一兩部畀教主，有咩咁難唧？
+
+153
+00:20:39,902 --> 00:20:41,686
+佢即刻放心嘞笑住話：
+
+154
+00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:48,459
+呢次如果教主唔賜解藥，講唔定我哋細嘅變老，老嘅變細。
+
+155
+00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:54,353
+我變成七八十歲嘅老公公，你哋兩位啊變成細路仔噉真係有癮喇。
+
+156
+00:20:55,532 --> 00:21:01,750
+陸高軒打個冷震話：噉，噉都唔係唔可能㗎。
+
+157
+00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:21,257
+我細心噉諗過，呢種豹胎易筋丸多數係用豹胎、鹿胎、紫河車、海狗腎等等大補大發嘅珍奇藥材制煉而成嘅，藥性顯然係將原來身體上嘅特點，反其道而行之。
+
+158
+00:21:21,961 --> 00:21:37,400
+我估，教主當初制煉呢種藥，係為咗返老還童，不過喺第二啲人身上一試，藥效就唔係咁容易隨心所欲嘅，所以，所以。
+
+159
+00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:43,860
+韋小寶話：所以教主自己就唔試服，就要屬下嚟試喇係唔係啊？
+
+160
+00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:53,163
+陸高軒連忙話：誒誒呢啲係我估㗎咋，完全唔算得數㗎，請白龍使以後千祈唔好再提起啊。
+
+161
+00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:59,282
+韋小寶話：兩位放心啦，我包教主一定會畀解藥嘅。
+
+162
+00:21:59,749 --> 00:22:03,278
+兩位請坐，我去同方姑娘講幾句説話。
+
+163
+00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:07,562
+因為佢尋日見到沐劍屏啊急於講畀方怡聽。
+
+164
+00:22:08,503 --> 00:22:20,453
+陸高軒話：洪夫人已經傳咗方姑娘去，話請白龍使放心，只要你盡心為教主做事，方姑娘喺島上只有好處嘅。
+
+165
+00:22:21,659 --> 00:22:26,660
+韋小寶吃咗一驚喇話：方，方姑娘唔同我哋一齊去啊？
+
+166
+00:22:27,711 --> 00:22:34,960
+陸高軒話：洪夫人派人嚟傳咗佢��，有説話留畀內人，就係先頭噉講。
+
+167
+00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,424
+佢仲話赤龍門嗰位沐劍屏沐姑娘亦都係一樣喎。
+
+168
+00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:42,918
+韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞。
+
+169
+00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:53,980
+佢先頭同無根道人講，要喺赤龍門挑選幾個人一齊去，佢個心梗係志在沐劍屏啦，誰知洪夫人早就估到嘞。
+
+170
+00:22:54,642 --> 00:23:00,699
+佢問：夫，夫夫，夫人，夫人係唔放心我啊？
+
+171
+00:23:02,073 --> 00:23:09,899
+陸高軒話：呢啲係本教嘅規矩，奉命出外同教主做事嘅唔能夠攜帶家眷。
+
+172
+00:23:11,462 --> 00:23:14,137
+噉呢兩個姑娘又唔係我嘅家眷。
+
+173
+00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,636
+噉亦差唔多嘅啫。
+
+174
+00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:24,533
+韋小寶本來諗住聽日就可以帶埋方沐兩個人離開神龍島，個心啊非常歡喜嘅。
+
+175
+00:23:25,169 --> 00:23:29,602
+霎時之間，不由得無精打采嘞，佢諗：
+
+176
+00:23:31,031 --> 00:23:41,120
+教主同夫人真係厲害嘞，用豹胎易筋丸箍住我個頭都仲唔夠，仲要加埋我大小老婆兩道箍添。
+
+177
+00:23:42,010 --> 00:23:46,873
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,533
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,059 --> 00:00:13,929
+話説第日一早，韋小寶啱啱起身，只聽見吹起號角，好多人喺門外大聲噉叫：
+
+3
+00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:22,143
+白龍門座下弟子，恭送掌門使出征，為教主忠心做事。
+
+4
+00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:24,768
+跟住響起鑼鼓音樂。
+
+5
+00:00:26,102 --> 00:00:35,188
+韋小寶即刻出去門口，只見門外有三四百人排住隊，全部着白色衣服嘅，有老有嫩。
+
+6
+00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:43,009
+一見到佢出嚟，就齊聲高呼：掌門使旗開得勝，馬到成功！
+
+7
+00:00:44,213 --> 00:00:50,407
+喺後便，有幾十名青衣教眾，係嚟送代掌門使肥頭陀嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:52,183 --> 00:01:01,096
+韋小寶覺得好威啊，當堂精神振奮，帶埋肥頭陀、陸高軒兩個人就去上船嘞。
+
+9
+00:01:02,008 --> 00:01:11,781
+當佢正在同嚟送行嘅無根道人、張淡月、殷錦等人行禮分別嘅時候，忽然有兩騎馬跑到嚟船邊。
+
+10
+00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:18,296
+馬上兩個人都係身穿白衣嘅，竟然係方怡同沐劍屏。
+
+11
+00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:23,403
+韋小寶歡喜到極啦個心嘭嘭咁跳，佢諗：
+
+12
+00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:28,218
+唔通夫人回心轉意，又放佢哋同我一齊返去？
+
+13
+00:01:29,682 --> 00:01:33,073
+只見方沐兩個人翻身落馬行上幾步。
+
+14
+00:01:33,713 --> 00:01:40,847
+方怡大聲噉話：奉教主同夫人之命，前嚟相送白龍使出征啊。
+
+15
+00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:46,217
+韋小寶個心一沉：原來嚟送行咋。
+
+16
+00:01:47,428 --> 00:01:57,816
+方怡又躬身話：屬下方怡、沐劍屏，奉夫人之命，喺赤龍門調歸白龍門，一齊奉白龍使號令。
+
+17
+00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:03,260
+韋小寶打個特嘞，跟住就恍然大悟佢諗：
+
+18
+00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:15,376
+原來你，你早就已經係神龍教赤龍門嘅屬下，一路上裝腔作勢，只係奉教主之命呃我嚟神龍島嘅。
+
+19
+00:02:16,184 --> 00:02:19,616
+肥尊者夾硬請唔得，你就嚟軟請。
+
+20
+00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:29,988
+一想到呢度，只覺得周身冇癮，本來係想同佢哋兩個講幾句親熱説話嘅，而家乜都冇興致喇。
+
+21
+00:02:30,894 --> 00:02:33,376
+忽然間諗起一件事，佢就對陸高軒話：
+
+22
+00:02:34,212 --> 00:02:39,908
+陸先生，服侍我嗰個小丫鬟雙兒，你去叫人放出嚟，我要帶埋佢去啊。
+
+23
+00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:42,797
+陸高軒話：誒。
+
+24
+00:02:43,476 --> 00:02:47,077
+韋小寶發惡嘞：誒咩嘢誒，快啲放！
+
+25
+00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:52,981
+佢大聲一喝，陸高軒啊竟然唔敢違抗噃就話：係，係。
+
+26
+00:02:53,828 --> 00:02:59,674
+跟住向船上嘅隨從吩咐咗幾句，嗰個人跳翻上岸飛奔而去啊。
+
+27
+00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:08,552
+過咗冇幾耐，就見兩騎馬飛快噉跑嚟，當先一匹馬嗰個人係雙兒。
+
+28
+00:03:09,342 --> 00:03:17,324
+佢都唔等勒定匹馬唧，叫一聲公子噉，就喺鞍上面飛身而起，輕輕擎擎噉落喺船頭。
+
+29
+00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:29,797
+喺無根道人呢班高手眼內，呢手輕功亦唔算係點了不起嘅，不過見佢年紀咁細，姿勢又咁好睇，所以都喝咗聲彩。
+
+30
+00:03:30,841 --> 00:03:39,010
+初時韋小寶見坐嚟嗰隻船駛走咗，好怕雙兒畀啲壞人捉咗去，時時都為佢擔心。
+
+31
+00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:51,147
+知佢武功雖然係叻啫，不過到底年紀輕，個人又温柔斯文，不明世務，喺海船上便又冇埞好走㗎，必定蝕底嘅。
+
+32
+00:03:52,333 --> 00:04:01,344
+及至見到方怡亦係神龍教下弟子，佢一下想起，自己坐嚟神龍島嗰隻大船啊梗係神龍教嘅。
+
+33
+00:04:02,453 --> 00:04:06,430
+而家佢見到雙兒非常高興，咪拉住佢隻手。
+
+34
+00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:15,897
+見佢神情憔悴，雙眼又紅又腫，顯然係喊過唔少次㗎喇就問佢：有冇人欺負你啊？
+
+35
+00:04:16,613 --> 00:04:21,458
+雙兒話：冇，冇，我只係掛住相公啫嘛。
+
+36
+00:04:21,752 --> 00:04:24,337
+佢哋，佢哋韞住我啊。
+
+37
+00:04:25,159 --> 00:04:26,707
+好喇好喇，我哋返去喇。
+
+38
+00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:32,749
+呢度啊，好多毒蛇㗎。講完，雙兒又喊起嚟。
+
+39
+00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:51,137
+韋小寶又望咗方怡一眼，諗起佢引自己行入樹林畀啲毒蛇咬，諸多做作，喺隻船上面種種甜言蜜語冚𠾴唥都係虛假嘅，不由得好氣憤啊，佢就話：開船啦。
+
+40
+00:04:52,474 --> 00:04:54,759
+船上嘅水手起錨開船嘞。
+
+41
+00:04:55,681 --> 00:05:07,450
+岸上燒響炮仗，送行啲人齊聲話：恭祝白龍使旗開得勝，馬到成功，為教主立下大功。
+
+42
+00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:12,000
+海船慢慢離開神龍島嘞。
+
+43
+00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:20,542
+岸上啲人大聲噉呼叫：教主寶訓，時刻在心。
+
+44
+00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:25,812
+開咗船之後，韋小寶諗：
+
+45
+00:05:27,466 --> 00:05:36,410
+我如果唔知道方姑娘已經入咗教，我啊會時時都掛住佢嘅，不過而家噉都好，一無牽掛啦。
+
+46
+00:05:37,286 --> 00:05:43,350
+但係想到嚟嘅時候，方怡嗰種柔情蜜意，個心又不禁一片惆悵嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:50,394
+佢諗：佢哋兩個點解會入咗神龍教呢？真係奇哉怪也嘞。
+
+48
+00:05:52,161 --> 00:06:02,673
+係喇，佢哋畀章老三嗰班人捉咗去，莊少奶話託人去救佢哋實係救唔出嚟，於是就畀神龍教逼佢哋入咗教啦。
+
+49
+00:06:03,908 --> 00:06:08,146
+小郡主食咗教主嘅毒藥，方姑娘當然亦食咗嘞。
+
+50
+00:06:09,304 --> 00:06:19,493
+嗯，方姑娘如果唔聽話，唔呃我去神龍島，噉佢亦要毒發身亡，噉佢係無可奈何，唔能夠怪得佢嘅。
+
+51
+00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:25,703
+不過呢個衰女裝模作樣，呃老公就唔使本錢嘅，唔係好人。
+
+52
+00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:31,706
+哈，神龍教到底做乜嘢嘅呢？
+
+53
+00:06:32,576 --> 00:06:36,440
+老子雖然做咗白龍使不過就完全糊里糊塗嘅。
+
+54
+00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:41,963
+韋小寶想到呢啲事都係因為章老三而起，噉佢諗：
+
+55
+00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:52,389
+呢個老嘢唔知係屬於咩嘢門嘅，老子將來如果返去神龍島，就將佢調嚟白龍門，日日打呢個老嘢三百板囉柚。
+
+56
+00:06:53,672 --> 00:06:57,298
+佢又諗：章老三唔知係咪喺島上呢？
+
+57
+00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:08,688
+佢多數唔敢稟報教主話我就係小桂子嘅，否則教主聽佢講已經捉到咗我呢個大人物喇，轉手又放翻，非殺佢嘅頭不可。
+
+58
+00:07:09,507 --> 00:07:19,463
+佢係老嘢，唔係白板仔，教主同夫人呢本來要殺佢㗎嘞，犯得噉樣嘅錯誤啊，仲有話唔殺佢十次八次咩？
+
+59
+00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:25,589
+冇錯喇，肥頭陀唔敢穿煲，章老三亦唔敢穿煲。
+
+60
+00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:35,324
+只不過有一件事搞佢唔清唧，夫人鐘意白板仔就唔奇怪吖，哈教主為咩亦鐘意呢？
+
+61
+00:07:38,776 --> 00:07:44,831
+話説呢一日，大船到達秦皇島，噉就離船登岸到咗北京。
+
+62
+00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:53,880
+韋小寶話：我要想法子混入去皇宮，不過就唔知邊日先至得，大家搵笪地方住住先啦。
+
+63
+00:07:55,002 --> 00:08:05,000
+於是陸高軒去租咗一間住宅，係喺宣武門頭髮胡同，嗰度好清靜嘅，噉一行人就搬咗入去嘞。
+
+64
+00:08:06,173 --> 00:08:16,978
+安頓咗之後，韋小寶一個人出嚟，行去甜水井胡同天地會嘅落腳地方一睇，見住客已經換咗個茶葉商人。
+
+65
+00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:25,927
+佢用天地會嘅暗語問咗幾句，嗰個人完全唔識嘅，顯然係天地會已經搬咗地址嘞。
+
+66
+00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:44,241
+再行去天橋，佢諗：八臂猿猴徐天川，就算亦畀人哋逼住入咗神龍教唔喺天橋啊，噉會裏便其餘兄弟好似高彥超啊、樊綱啊、錢老本等等，或者可以撞到嘅噉。
+
+67
+00:08:44,905 --> 00:08:49,202
+點知喺天橋來回行咗幾轉，竟然一個都見唔到。
+
+68
+00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:58,690
+佢即刻去西直門上次嚟北京住過嘅客店，攞咗三兩銀拋喺櫃位，話要開一間上房。
+
+69
+00:08:59,964 --> 00:09:04,491
+掌櫃見佢出手闊綽，噉梗係招呼得十分恭敬定啦。
+
+70
+00:09:05,602 --> 00:09:13,430
+韋小寶又攞咗五錢銀塞畀店小二，話仍然要翻上次住過嗰間天字第三號上房。
+
+71
+00:09:14,613 --> 00:09:20,586
+咁啱嗰間房又冇人住，店小二講都唔使講嘞，就白賺咗五錢銀。
+
+72
+00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:37,508
+韋小寶飲咗杯茶，瞓喺炕床上便閉目養神，聽下四面都冇聲喇，拔出匕首，撬開個墻窿，順治皇帝交畀佢嗰部經書好地地喺個窿處。
+
+73
+00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:43,989
+佢打開油布，睇過冇錯喇，然後將磚頭塞翻好個墻窿。
+
+74
+00:09:45,262 --> 00:09:55,245
+而家肥頭陀已經係自己嘅下屬，噉就唔使再叫侍衞嚟護送經書嘞，於是將經書塞喺懷抱，就行去禁城。
+
+75
+00:09:56,854 --> 00:10:06,784
+行到皇宮外便，守門嘅侍衞見到個少年着住平民服飾，一直行嚟宮門就喝佢話：細路，做咩啊？
+
+76
+00:10:07,727 --> 00:10:13,258
+韋小寶笑住話：你唔認得我啊？我係宮裏便嘅桂公公啊。
+
+77
+00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:23,298
+嗰個侍衞仔細噉睇下佢，認出嚟嘞，果然真係皇上身邊嘅大紅人桂公公，就連忙滿面笑容噉話：
+
+78
+00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:27,653
+係桂公公，你着咗呢身衣服我都，嘿嘿嘿嘿。
+
+79
+00:10:28,446 --> 00:10:35,071
+韋小寶笑住話：皇上派我去做一件緊要事，趕住返嚟報告，嚟唔切換衣服喇。
+
+80
+00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:43,893
+係，係嘅。桂公公紅光滿面，呢趟差事啊一定好順手定嘞，皇上實有大大賞賜啫。
+
+81
+00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:54,529
+韋小寶返到自己嘅住地，換翻太監服飾，將經書用塊舊布包住，一直去上書房嚟到見皇帝。
+
+82
+00:10:56,189 --> 00:11:01,492
+康熙聽見小桂子求見好歡喜噉話：快啲入嚟，快啲入嚟。
+
+83
+00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:09,128
+韋小寶快步行入去，只見康熙企喺內書房門口，喜笑微微噉話：
+
+84
+00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:14,898
+叉叉叉你個小桂子吖，快啲同我躝入嚟，點解去咗咁耐㗎？
+
+85
+00:11:16,264 --> 00:11:23,750
+叉叉叉呢三個字啊，佢只係喺韋小寶面前先至講㗎啫，已經唂咗好耐冇講過喇。
+
+86
+00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:29,813
+韋小寶跪低叩頭話：恭喜皇上，天大之喜啊。
+
+87
+00:11:30,936 --> 00:11:41,761
+康熙一聽，就知道父皇果然仲喺人世，個心好激動啊，不由得岌咗一岌，用手扶住門框佢話：入嚟至慢慢講。
+
+88
+00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:44,854
+個心一酸，爭啲流出眼淚。
+
+89
+00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:58,713
+韋小寶行入內書房，閂埋房門上咗門戌，喺四圍嘅書架後便巡咗一次，唔見另外有侍候皇帝嘅太監喺度喇，就低聲話：
+
+90
+00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:03,404
+皇上，我喺五台山見到老皇爺啊。
+
+91
+00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,449
+康熙緊緊噉揸住佢隻手：
+
+92
+00:12:07,403 --> 00:12:14,573
+父皇，真係喺五台山出咗家？佢，佢有咩講啊？
+
+93
+00:12:15,983 --> 00:12:31,318
+韋小寶，於是將喺清涼寺裏便點樣會見老皇爺，西藏個喇嘛點樣意圖加害，自己又點樣奮勇救護搏命保駕，又點樣得到少林十八羅漢幫手等等嘅情形講咗。
+
+94
+00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:37,116
+聽到康熙啊都唔知幾緊張一味話：好危險啊好危險啊！
+
+95
+00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:41,090
+我哋即刻派一千名侍衞上山加以保護。
+
+96
+00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:46,211
+韋小寶擰頭話：唔得㗎，老皇爺多數唔願意㗎。
+
+97
+00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:50,210
+噉啊於是又將順治所講個説話講畀康熙聽。
+
+98
+00:12:51,232 --> 00:13:04,211
+康熙聽父親叫自己唔使去五台山相會，又讚自己佢係個好皇帝，首先想到朝廷大事，唔似我噉呢幾句説話，忍唔住喊出聲啊佢話：
+
+99
+00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,894
+我一定要去，一定要去！
+
+100
+00:13:10,611 --> 00:13:15,417
+韋小寶等佢喊咗一陣，佢就攞出經書雙手呈上去佢話：
+
+101
+00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:27,351
+老皇爺要我同你講，天下事，必須順其自然，唔好強求，能夠同中原百姓造福，噉啊最好啦。
+
+102
+00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:32,994
+如果天下百姓都要我哋走，噉我哋就喺邊處嚟嘅就返去邊處喎噉。
+
+103
+00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:41,133
+老皇爺又要我同你講，要天下太平，永不加賦四個字，務必要緊緊記住。
+
+104
+00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:46,330
+佢能夠做到呢四個字嘞，就係對我好，我個心就歡喜喇噉。
+
+105
+00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:53,444
+康熙定定噉聽住，啲眼淚滴滴嗒嗒噉滴喺包袱上面。
+
+106
+00:13:54,864 --> 00:14:01,750
+佢接過包袱，打開佢，見係一部四十二章經，噉掀開嚟睇下啦。
+
+107
+00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:09,673
+第一頁上面寫住永不加賦四個大字，筆致圓柔，果然係父皇嘅親筆。
+
+108
+00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:19,382
+佢話：父皇訓示，孩兒決不敢忘。
+
+109
+00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:32,160
+然後佢定一定神，詳細噉詢問順治身體是否安康，而家相貌點樣，喺清涼寺裏便嘅生活是否清苦到極等等。
+
+110
+00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,631
+韋小寶都據實稟告嘞。
+
+111
+00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:38,548
+康熙傷心起嚟，又試喊。
+
+112
+00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:51,714
+韋小寶靈機一動佢諗：佢阿爺吖，我亦陪佢喊一場，佢畀我個賞賜呢一定又多咗好多㗎喇，橫掂眼淚又唔使錢買嘅。
+
+113
+00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:59,000
+話喊就喊，佢索咗幾下鼻，就眼淚惦流嘞，喊得啊好悽慘。
+
+114
+00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:08,890
+康熙雖然係悲痛難忍喊到出聲啊，但係佢諗住唔好太過失身份，因此呢不停咁抑制自己。
+
+115
+00:15:10,014 --> 00:15:14,041
+韋小寶啊有意做作，竟然嚎啕大哭。
+
+116
+00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,450
+康熙喊咗一陣，就抹乾啲眼淚問佢：
+
+117
+00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:25,620
+我想念父皇，所以喊啫，你仲喊得傷心過我點解啊？
+
+118
+00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:41,466
+韋小寶話：我見你喊得咁傷心，又想起老皇爺温和慈愛，猛咁稱讚我，話我命都唔顧喇噉保駕，又喜歡我噃，噉我個心啊更加難過啦。
+
+119
+00:15:43,081 --> 00:15:54,139
+如果唔係我知道你掛住我，要我趕住返嚟向你稟報，我真係想留喺五台山，服侍老王爺，亦免致擔心佢畀壞人欺負啊。
+
+120
+00:15:55,291 --> 00:16:01,499
+康熙話：小桂子，你真係好嘞，我一定��重有賞。
+
+121
+00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:07,146
+韋小寶啲眼淚仲係不停咁流，佢抽抽噎噎噉話：
+
+122
+00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:18,788
+皇上待我已經係好好㗎嘞，我亦唔要咩賞賜嘞，只係盼望老皇爺平安，噉我哋做奴才嘅就好快活嘞。
+
+123
+00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:28,898
+佢去咗一趟神龍島，聽見人人高呼教主永享仙福壽與天齊，一啲都不以為恥嘅。
+
+124
+00:16:29,462 --> 00:16:39,000
+不免面皮練得更加厚，托大腳嘅功夫啊大有長進，但求得人歡喜，言語啊更加誇張。
+
+125
+00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:46,006
+康熙真係信以為真，佢話：我亦真係擔心父皇冇人服侍啊。
+
+126
+00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:56,453
+你話嗰個行癲和尚莽莽撞撞，個人又粗又笨嘅，父皇身邊冇個得力嘅人，真係令人放心唔落。
+
+127
+00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:00,570
+小桂子，難得父皇咁喜歡你。
+
+128
+00:17:01,963 --> 00:17:06,350
+韋小寶聽到呢處擘大個口合唔翻嘞個心就暗暗叫苦喇：
+
+129
+00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:11,921
+死喇死喇，呢次老子撞大板嘞，先頭吹牛吹過咗頭喇。
+
+130
+00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:18,289
+只聽見康熙繼續話：本來呢，我身邊亦唔少得你嘅。
+
+131
+00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:26,021
+不過做仔嘅要孝順父親，手邊有啲咩嘢，總係揀最好嘅嚟孝敬阿爹嘅。
+
+132
+00:17:26,852 --> 00:17:33,741
+你係我最得力嘅手下，年紀雖然好細，不過十分能幹，對我父子都忠心耿耿。
+
+133
+00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:38,202
+韋小寶喺個心處大叫：哎吖千祈唔好啊！
+
+134
+00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:42,941
+你派老子去五台山陪老和尚，你你你你叫我坐監好過啦。
+
+135
+00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:52,112
+果然康熙就話喇：噉啦，你去五台山出家做和尚，就喺清涼寺服侍我父皇啦。
+
+136
+00:17:53,090 --> 00:18:03,154
+嘩，韋小寶聽見不但要陪老和尚，自己仲要做小和尚啊真係弊弊冇咁弊咯，唔等康熙講完就連忙話：
+
+137
+00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:09,165
+服侍老皇爺當然係好好啦，要我做和尚噉，噉，噉我唔䎺啊。
+
+138
+00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:18,754
+亦唔係要你永遠做和尚，只不過父皇既然一心清修咯，噉你亦做埋和尚啦服侍起嚟方便啲吖嘛。
+
+139
+00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:24,490
+將來，將來你要還俗，噉當然由得你啦。
+
+140
+00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:33,480
+言下之意呢，即係話日後順治老咯，圓寂歸西，你唔做和尚噉冇人會唔畀你嘅噉。
+
+141
+00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:40,017
+唉任你韋小寶點樣機變百出，而家都束手無策嘞。
+
+142
+00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:47,320
+佢雖然知道小皇帝待自己好好啊，不過已經講咗話派自己去；
+
+143
+00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:58,310
+如果自己堅決唔肯，不但前功盡棄啊講唔定皇帝一反面，即時斬咗自己嘅人頭噉就唔係講玩㗎喇，佢話：
+
+144
+00:18:59,602 --> 00:19:03,853
+我，嗯，我又唔捨得你啊。
+
+145
+00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:13,322
+真係喊嘞，不過呢就唔係為咗忠君愛主，實在係唔願意去做小和尚唧。
+
+146
+00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:18,560
+康熙好感動啊，輕輕拍下佢個膊頭。
+
+147
+00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:28,452
+噉啦，你去做幾年和尚，服侍我父皇，然後我另外派人去換你，噉你就返嚟我身邊嘞噉咪就得囉。
+
+148
+00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:36,574
+父皇唔准我去朝見，不過我係非去不可嘅，到其時你又可以見到我嘞，唔會隔幾耐嘅啫。
+
+149
+00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:41,577
+小桂子，你乖乖地，聽我話，將來我畀個好官你做。
+
+150
+00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:45,827
+見到韋小寶不停咁喊，就安慰佢話喇：
+
+151
+00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:52,001
+你喺廟裏便得閒嘞，就讀書識字，以便日後做官吖嘛，做個大官。
+
+152
+00:19:53,223 --> 00:20:00,363
+韋小寶諗：將來做唔做大官啊理鬼佢咁多吖，不過小和尚就怕做定嘞。
+
+153
+00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:09,916
+啊，我去到五台山亂咁噏，呃到老皇帝放我返嚟，噉都唔係好難嘅啫。
+
+154
+00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:17,503
+我話小皇帝冇我服侍，就食唔落飯咯，呢次離開佢一兩個月，就瘦咗好幾斤嘞。
+
+155
+00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:22,126
+老皇爺咁錫個仔嘅，一定會叫我回宮嘅。
+
+156
+00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:26,990
+一諗到呢條計，就慢慢收聲唔喊嘞，佢話：
+
+157
+00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:33,042
+你派我去做咩事，我都係要赴湯蹈火在所不辭嘅。
+
+158
+00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:38,390
+咪講話去做和尚啦，就係烏龜王八蛋我都照做㗎啫。
+
+159
+00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:49,492
+皇上放心啦，我一定盡心竭力服侍老皇爺，等佢老人家身體康強，長命百歲，誒仲有，永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+160
+00:20:50,418 --> 00:21:00,786
+康熙好歡喜啊笑住話：哈，你離開北京幾個月，居然學問都進步咗噃，成語又用得唔錯。
+
+161
+00:21:01,589 --> 00:21:08,427
+係喇，你點解喺五台山耽擱咁耐嘅？係唔係好唔容易見到老皇爺呢？
+
+162
+00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:13,842
+韋小寶諗住神龍島個事仲係唔講為妙喇就回答話：
+
+163
+00:21:14,322 --> 00:21:21,840
+係啊，清涼寺嘅住持方丈啊，仲有嗰位玉林老法師啊，點都唔肯認廟裏便有老皇爺啊。
+
+164
+00:21:22,624 --> 00:21:28,948
+我又唔好點破咯噃，噉啊只有喺山上一間間和尚寺轉嚟轉去噉做法事。
+
+165
+00:21:29,673 --> 00:21:39,266
+今日去顯通寺打醮，聽日又去佛光寺打齋，五台山上幾千個大和尚小和尚，我至少都認得一千有零㗎喇。
+
+166
+00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:45,660
+如果唔係嗰啲惡鬼喇嘛嚟啰嗦老王爺啊，怕我而家仲喺度佈施僧衣齋飯啊。
+
+167
+00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:53,173
+康熙笑住話：你呢次破費唔少嘞，使咗幾多銀去內務府領翻啦。
+
+168
+00:21:54,694 --> 00:22:04,811
+佢亦唔問數目，佢諗住韋小寶立咗大功，又肯去做小和尚，噉佢鐘意報幾多大數啊，就隨得佢報啦噉。
+
+169
+00:22:05,831 --> 00:22:17,617
+點知韋小寶話：唔怕同皇上講吖，上次你派我去抄鰲拜嘅家，奴才都有唔少好處嘅，不過當時就唔好意思稟報畀你知唧。
+
+170
+00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:25,678
+呢次去五台山見到老皇爺，得到佢老人家嘅教訓，明白對皇上咩嘢壞事都唔可以做嘅。
+
+171
+00:22:26,207 --> 00:22:37,598
+噉啊於是將以前得到嘅銀，都施捨畀和尚寺嘞，亦算係奴才幫皇上積啲福德，望菩薩保佑，老皇爺同皇上早日團圓。
+
+172
+00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,439
+呢筆錢本來係皇上嘅，唔使再領喇。
+
+173
+00:22:42,618 --> 00:22:53,743
+佢噉樣講係有原因嘅，因為日後如果有人告發，話韋小寶抄鰲拜家嘅時候吞沒巨款，而家已經有咗伏筆嘞。
+
+174
+00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:59,200
+我早就代你施捨畀五台山嘅和尚寺啦你仲追問咩嘢唧？
+
+175
+00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:03,592
+康熙一聽，更加歡喜嘞一味岌頭。
+
+176
+00:23:04,457 --> 00:23:09,032
+好喇各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,044 --> 00:00:03,468
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,194 --> 00:00:08,780
+話說康熙問韋小寶五台山好唔好玩啊噉。
+
+3
+00:00:10,031 --> 00:00:13,734
+韋小寶就講咗啲五台山上嘅風景畀康熙聽。
+
+4
+00:00:14,933 --> 00:00:20,825
+康熙聽到津津有味佢話：小桂子你去先，我冇幾耐就嚟㗎喇。
+
+5
+00:00:21,697 --> 00:00:31,532
+我哋總係要想法子迎接父皇回宮至得㗎，佢老人家如果一定唔肯還俗復位咯，噉喺宮裏便修行，亦係一樣啫嘛。
+
+6
+00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:36,607
+韋小寶擰頭話：噉都恐怕好難㗎。
+
+7
+00:00:38,015 --> 00:00:41,488
+忽然間聽見書房外便有一個清脆嘅女子聲音叫：
+
+8
+00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:44,974
+皇帝哥哥，你點解仲唔嚟同我比武啊？
+
+9
+00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:49,368
+講完就嘭嘭聲咁打門，跟住就出力噉推嘞。
+
+10
+00:00:50,589 --> 00:00:53,238
+康熙微微笑話：去開門啦。
+
+11
+00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:59,158
+韋小寶諗：呢個係邊個呢？唔通係建寧公主？
+
+12
+00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:03,795
+行到門邊，攞咗門戌，打開道房門。
+
+13
+00:01:04,703 --> 00:01:09,274
+只見一個身穿大紅錦衣嘅少女一浸風噉衝咗入嚟，佢話：
+
+14
+00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:14,225
+皇帝哥哥我等你好耐喇你仲唔嚟，怕咗我呢係唔係呢？
+
+15
+00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:23,999
+韋小寶見呢個少女十五六歲啦，瓜子口面，嘴唇薄薄，眉目靈動都幾英俊嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:27,768
+康熙笑住話：邊個怕咗你唧？
+
+17
+00:01:28,404 --> 00:01:32,650
+我睇你連我徒弟都打唔過啊，仲配同我打添？
+
+18
+00:01:33,582 --> 00:01:38,583
+嗰個少女好奇怪話：你收咗徒弟咩？佢係邊個啊？
+
+19
+00:01:39,802 --> 00:01:42,112
+康熙對住韋小寶眨眨眼佢話：
+
+20
+00:01:43,057 --> 00:01:47,334
+佢係我個徒弟小桂子，佢嘅武功係我一手教出嚟嘅。
+
+21
+00:01:48,228 --> 00:01:50,576
+快啲嚟參見師姑建寧公主。
+
+22
+00:01:52,057 --> 00:01:54,918
+韋小寶諗：真係建寧公主噃。
+
+23
+00:01:56,353 --> 00:02:03,048
+佢知道老皇爺，總共生咗六個女，五個都夭折，只有呢位公主養得大唧。
+
+24
+00:02:04,736 --> 00:02:07,191
+建寧公主係皇太后親生女。
+
+25
+00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:13,051
+韋小寶極之怕皇太后嘅，平時啊甚少去慈寧宮。
+
+26
+00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:18,834
+公主呢又唔嚟皇帝嘅書房，因此直到今日啊先至第一次見到佢。
+
+27
+00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:28,238
+佢聽康熙噉樣講，知道係兩兄妹講笑，就柴下熱鬧，笑騎騎噉上前請安話：
+
+28
+00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:32,930
+師侄小桂子，叩見師姑大人，師姑萬福金。
+
+29
+00:02:33,973 --> 00:02:39,176
+建寧公主笑咗一笑，突然間飛起一腳，踢正韋小寶下爬。
+
+30
+00:02:40,385 --> 00:02:47,662
+佢一句説話都未講完啊，下爬突然間捱咗一腳，當堂咬親條脷，痛到佢吖噉大叫一聲。
+
+31
+00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,737
+一開口，鮮血惦流。
+
+32
+00:02:51,635 --> 00:02:53,972
+康熙吃咗一驚喇：你，你。
+
+33
+00:02:54,948 --> 00:03:00,224
+建寧公主亦笑住話：皇帝哥哥，你嘅徒弟功夫咁水嘅？
+
+34
+00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:04,202
+我踢一腳試下佢個本事啦，佢竟然避唔開喎。
+
+35
+00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:07,822
+我睇你自己嘅武功啊，亦不過如此唧。
+
+36
+00:03:08,143 --> 00:03:09,891
+講完咭咭聲咁笑。
+
+37
+00:03:11,138 --> 00:03:17,398
+康熙安慰韋小寶話：點啊？咬親條脷啊？痛得厲唔厲害啊吓？
+
+38
+00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:25,030
+韋小寶都唔知幾嬲啊，不過佢係公主，又點敢出聲吖，只有苦笑話：
+
+39
+00:03:25,911 --> 00:03:28,527
+冇咩嘢啫，冇冇咩嘢啫。
+
+40
+00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:32,931
+因為條脷受傷啊，講説話亦講唔清楚嘞。
+
+41
+00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:40,299
+建寧公主學佢講：冇咩嘢啫，冇咩嘢啫，條命都唔見咗大半條喇。
+
+42
+00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,884
+咭咭聲又笑起上嚟。
+
+43
+00:03:43,752 --> 00:03:47,312
+佢拉住康熙隻手話：嚟，我哋去比武咯。
+
+44
+00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:58,920
+以前皇太后教康熙武功嘅時候，建寧公主睇得好有興趣，就纏着母親亦要教佢，皇太后就教佢一啲啦。
+
+45
+00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:05,123
+佢見母親敷衍了事，遠遠唔及教哥哥咁畀心機。
+
+46
+00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:11,240
+佢個人呢，又要強好勝，就去請宮內個侍衞教佢。
+
+47
+00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:19,175
+東學幾招，西學幾式，不過練咗兩三年呢，吖竟然亦小有成就噃。
+
+48
+00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:25,940
+前幾日，啱啱學咗幾招擒拿手，噉啊同幾個侍衛試招。
+
+49
+00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:32,996
+大家梗係讓佢定啦，個個裝模作樣，畀小公主啊𢴈到落花流水。
+
+50
+00:04:34,332 --> 00:04:40,777
+佢���道班侍衞氹佢高興嘅啫反而唔喜歡，就去約皇帝哥哥比武。
+
+51
+00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:49,607
+康熙好耐都冇同韋小寶過招嘞，手腳都痕晒，而家御妹有約唄就啱晒啦。
+
+52
+00:04:50,874 --> 00:05:00,127
+兩個人喺間小殿裏頭打，康熙半真半假半讓半唔讓，五場比賽贏咗四場。
+
+53
+00:05:01,277 --> 00:05:05,034
+建寧公主唔忿氣嘞，又要去母親教佢。
+
+54
+00:05:06,322 --> 00:05:10,962
+皇太后嘅重傷就啱啱好精神未康復，唔肯教。
+
+55
+00:05:11,773 --> 00:05:17,089
+噉佢只有再搵啲侍衞又學咗幾招擒拿手，就約定康熙呢日再打嘅。
+
+56
+00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:24,810
+誰知韋小寶突然間返到嚟，一傾起上嚟，康熙早就將呢場比賽冚𠾴唥唔記得晒嘞。
+
+57
+00:05:25,924 --> 00:05:35,288
+佢得到父皇嘅確實消息，悲喜交集啊心神恍惚，邊啲仲有興致同妹妹打交玩吖？佢話：
+
+58
+00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:41,258
+而家我有緊要嘅事情唔得閒同你玩喇，你再練下添啦，過幾日再比啦。
+
+59
+00:05:42,307 --> 00:05:44,146
+建寧公主皺起眉頭話：
+
+60
+00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:51,712
+我哋江湖上英雄比武，死約會不見不散，你唔嚟赴約，天下好漢都恥笑你啊。
+
+61
+00:05:52,562 --> 00:05:55,188
+你唔嚟比武，噉就係認輸嘞噃？
+
+62
+00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:58,849
+呢啲江湖口吻啊都係班侍衞教嘅。
+
+63
+00:05:59,579 --> 00:06:02,882
+康熙話：好好好好，算我輸就算我輸。
+
+64
+00:06:03,309 --> 00:06:09,225
+建寧公主武功天下第一，拳打南山猛虎，腳踢北海蛟龍。
+
+65
+00:06:10,346 --> 00:06:13,998
+建寧公主笑住話：腳踢北海毛蟲就真。
+
+66
+00:06:15,115 --> 00:06:18,650
+突然間飛起一腳，又向住韋小寶踢過去。
+
+67
+00:06:19,684 --> 00:06:23,358
+韋小寶打側個身避開，噉佢呢一腳呢踢空咗嘞。
+
+68
+00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:33,433
+佢睇見皇帝今日唔肯同自己比武㗎喇，班侍衞呢，身材咁魁梧，如果真係打，自己實打唔過佢哋嘅。
+
+69
+00:06:34,543 --> 00:06:42,218
+呢個小太監年紀高矮都同自己差唔多，身手又好靈活，攞佢嚟試招就啱喇，佢就話：
+
+70
+00:06:42,925 --> 00:06:47,733
+好，你師父怕咗我，唔敢同我打，你跟我嚟。
+
+71
+00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:56,383
+康熙向來對呢個活潑伶俐嘅妹妹好歡喜嘅，唔忍心太過掃佢嘅興，就吩咐話：
+
+72
+00:06:56,890 --> 00:07:00,834
+小桂子，你去陪公主玩下啦，聽日再嚟侍候啦。
+
+73
+00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:05,801
+建寧公主突然間叫一聲：皇帝哥哥看招！
+
+74
+00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:11,586
+揸起兩個拳頭仔鐘鼓齊鳴，向康熙兩個太陽穴打過去。
+
+75
+00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,032
+康熙話：嚟得好！
+
+76
+00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:20,874
+舉手一格，跟住轉腕側身，變一招推窗望月，喺佢背脊輕輕一推。
+
+77
+00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:23,573
+公主企唔穩，就舂咗幾步。
+
+78
+00:07:24,738 --> 00:07:27,065
+韋小寶忍唔住咭噉笑一聲。
+
+79
+00:07:27,936 --> 00:07:31,898
+公主老羞成怒鬧佢話：死太監笑咩啊你！
+
+80
+00:07:32,423 --> 00:07:36,090
+一伸手，揦住佢隻右耳，將佢拖出書房。
+
+81
+00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:47,616
+韋小寶如果要避開佢呢，公主係揦佢唔到嘅，但係畢竟唔敢無禮啊，唯有任得佢扭住耳仔出去啦。
+
+82
+00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:52,524
+建寧公主扭住佢耳仔一直行過一條長廊。
+
+83
+00:07:53,022 --> 00:08:04,753
+噉啊書房外便呢，有大排侍衞、太監企喺處侍候嘅，佢哋見到噉樣都好好笑，不過怕韋小寶個權勢，邊個都唔敢笑出聲。
+
+84
+00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:11,109
+韋小寶話：好喇好喇，唔該你快啲放手啦，你去邊處我跟住你去就係啦。
+
+85
+00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:19,879
+公主話：你呢個橫行不法嘅大賊頭吖，今日畀我捉住咯，點可以隨便放手啊？
+
+86
+00:08:20,262 --> 00:08:22,054
+我點咗你嘅穴道先至講。
+
+87
+00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,779
+伸出食指，喺佢心口同小腹重重噉督咗幾下。
+
+88
+00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,950
+佢就唔會點穴嘅，呢幾下當然係亂咁督啦。
+
+89
+00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:36,251
+韋小寶大叫：點中穴道喇！
+
+90
+00:08:37,155 --> 00:08:40,070
+噗聲坐響處口瞪目呆就唔逳嘞。
+
+91
+00:08:41,546 --> 00:08:45,094
+公主又驚又喜，輕輕踢咗佢一腳。
+
+92
+00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:47,473
+韋小寶逳都唔逳。
+
+93
+00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,743
+公主喝佢話：起身！
+
+94
+00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,350
+韋小寶仍然唔逳。
+
+95
+00:08:54,664 --> 00:09:03,794
+公主仲以為自己誤打誤撞，真係點中咗佢穴道，佢話：我嚟同你解穴。用腳喺佢後腰一踢。
+
+96
+00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:10,067
+韋小寶諗：呢個衰女見解唔開我個穴道仲要再踢㗎噃。
+
+97
+00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:13,359
+於是吖噉一聲，��翻起身佢話：
+
+98
+00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:19,463
+公主，你嘅點穴本事呢真係高明喇，怕連皇上都唔會啊。
+
+99
+00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:24,766
+你呢個小太監好狡猾嘅，我幾時會點穴唧？
+
+100
+00:09:25,822 --> 00:09:30,903
+但係見佢咁識睺人心水，亦都好歡喜，就話：跟我嚟啦。
+
+101
+00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:36,930
+韋小寶跟住佢，去到佢同康熙往日比武嗰間屋。
+
+102
+00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:41,792
+公主話：戌住道門啦，唔好畀人嚟偷拳學師啊。
+
+103
+00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:49,636
+韋小寶笑一笑佢諗：你呢啲微末功夫，有鬼嚟偷拳學師咩？
+
+104
+00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:52,463
+於是聽佢話閂埋道門。
+
+105
+00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:56,645
+公主攞起門戌，好似要遞畀佢噉。
+
+106
+00:09:57,450 --> 00:10:04,288
+突然之間，韋小寶耳邊嘭一聲，頭頂一陣劇痛，就人事不知嘞。
+
+107
+00:10:06,102 --> 00:10:12,712
+等到醒翻，擘開眼，只見公主笑吟吟噉叉住腰企響處，佢話：
+
+108
+00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:19,133
+都冇用嘅，學武個人，講究眼觀六路、耳聽八方吖嘛。
+
+109
+00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:23,116
+我打你呢一下你點解唔防備啊？仲學咩武功吖？
+
+110
+00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:26,912
+韋小寶話：我，我。
+
+111
+00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:39,169
+只覺得頭痛欲裂，左眼裏便啊濕瀝瀝，擘唔開，個鼻啊聞到一浸血腥𡃴，先至知道啱先畀佢一門戌打到頭破血流啊。
+
+112
+00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:44,759
+公主一擺門戌喝佢話：有種嘅快啲起身再打！
+
+113
+00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:49,715
+呼一聲，又係一門戌打喺佢膊頭上便。
+
+114
+00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:53,407
+韋小寶吖噉一聲跳起身。
+
+115
+00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:57,659
+公主將門戌打橫一掃，打佢腳骨。
+
+116
+00:10:58,462 --> 00:11:02,125
+韋小寶側身閃開，伸手去搶門戌嘞喎。
+
+117
+00:11:02,681 --> 00:11:04,436
+公主話：嚟得好！
+
+118
+00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:07,234
+門戌挑起，猛插佢心口。
+
+119
+00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:14,867
+噉韋小寶又向左便避開，誰不知門戌反過嚟，啪噉一聲，重重打中佢塊面。
+
+120
+00:11:15,854 --> 00:11:19,345
+韋小寶眼前金星亂冒，踉蹌咗幾步。
+
+121
+00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:25,329
+公主大叫話：你呢個綠林大盜，非要趕盡殺絕不可！
+
+122
+00:11:26,162 --> 00:11:27,948
+舉起門戌猛力橫掃。
+
+123
+00:11:28,781 --> 00:11:30,932
+韋小寶噼啪一聲就跌咗喺地嘞。
+
+124
+00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:36,655
+公主高興喇，舉起門戌向佢後腦出力咁打落去。
+
+125
+00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:45,300
+韋小寶聽見腦後風聲勁急，驚到佢不得了，將個身一趢，啪一聲，門戌打喺地下。
+
+126
+00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:53,132
+公主大叫一聲哎吖噉，呢一下使力太重啊，震到虎口痛到不得了。
+
+127
+00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,362
+佢嬲起上嚟，喺佢條腰處重重踢一腳。
+
+128
+00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,054
+韋小寶話：投降喇投降喇，唔打喇。
+
+129
+00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:11,914
+公主舉起門戌打落去，呢一下呢就打中佢小腹，啪噉一聲，好彩係打中佢懷內所藏嘅五龍令上便。
+
+130
+00:12:12,744 --> 00:12:15,980
+韋小寶啱啱想跳翻起，又跌翻低。
+
+131
+00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:22,427
+公主打完一下又一下鬧佢話：你呢個死太監吖，我要打你你敢避開？
+
+132
+00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:30,658
+公主嘅氣力雖然唔大啊，但係出手毫不容情，好似要將佢當場打死噉。
+
+133
+00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:34,817
+韋小寶又驚又嬲，就奮力轉身跳起。
+
+134
+00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:38,732
+公主舉起門戌兜口兜面打過嚟。
+
+135
+00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:44,193
+韋小寶左手一格，嘎一聲，哎呀，手骨爭啲斷喇。
+
+136
+00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:49,438
+佢諗：公主明明唔係同我玩嘅，點解要打死我呢？
+
+137
+00:12:49,891 --> 00:12:54,066
+啊係喇係喇，佢受咗皇太后囑咐，要攞我條命啊。
+
+138
+00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:57,323
+一想到呢處就決唔能夠任佢打喇。
+
+139
+00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:02,647
+右手兩個手指雙龍搶珠，向住公主雙眼插過去。
+
+140
+00:13:03,568 --> 00:13:05,824
+公主哎吖一聲，退咗一步。
+
+141
+00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:13,275
+韋小寶左腳打橫一掃，公主噼啪一聲跌倒，大叫話：死太監你真係打啊。
+
+142
+00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:18,219
+韋小寶一手搶過門戌，就要向佢頭頂打落去。
+
+143
+00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:25,230
+但係見到公主雙眼嘅表情又恐懼又惱怒，不由得心中一驚嘞：
+
+144
+00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:36,196
+呢處係皇宮內院，我呢一門戌打落去就係大逆不道嘅事噃，除非將佢殺咗用化尸粉化咗去啦，否則後患無窮啊。
+
+145
+00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:41,197
+就係噉樣一遲疑，舉起嘅門戌就打唔落去嘞。
+
+146
+00:13:42,295 --> 00:13:46,404
+公���鬧佢話：死太監，拉我起身啦嘛。
+
+147
+00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:53,257
+韋小寶個心諗：佢真係要殺我都唔係咁容易嘅。就拉佢起身嘞。
+
+148
+00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:59,675
+公主話：你武功唔及我，不過我唔小心跌咗一跤啫嘛。
+
+149
+00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,906
+先頭你已經叫咗投降喇，點解又打啊？
+
+150
+00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:07,056
+男子漢大丈夫，唔守武林嘅規矩都得嘅咩？
+
+151
+00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:13,855
+韋小寶額頭鮮血淋漓，搞到睇唔到嘢佢就用衫袖去抹。
+
+152
+00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:18,508
+公主笑住話：你打輸嘞真係冇用啊。
+
+153
+00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,181
+嚟啦，我同你抹下啲血啦。
+
+154
+00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:25,970
+喺身邊攞出一條雪白嘅手巾仔行近幾步。
+
+155
+00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,845
+韋小寶退後一步話：奴才唔敢當。
+
+156
+00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:35,871
+我哋江湖上英雄好漢，需要有福同享有難同當吖嘛。
+
+157
+00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:38,923
+就用手巾仔去抹佢面上嘅血跡。
+
+158
+00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:44,972
+韋小寶聞到佢身上一陣幽香，個心暈咗下浪。
+
+159
+00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:52,353
+呢個時候兩個人距離好近，見到佢嗰個秀麗嘅樣，皮色白嫩個心諗：
+
+160
+00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:55,080
+呢個小公主生得好靚噃。
+
+161
+00:14:56,556 --> 00:15:01,714
+公主話：擰轉個身啦，等我睇下你後枕嘅傷點樣。
+
+162
+00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,382
+韋小寶聽佢話擰轉身，個心諗：
+
+163
+00:15:06,229 --> 00:15:09,584
+先頭我啊多疑嘞，原來小公主真係玩㗎啫。
+
+164
+00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:13,527
+不過佢又好勝心切，出手唔知輕重啫。
+
+165
+00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:20,208
+公主用手輕輕噉摸下佢後枕嘅傷口笑住問：痛得厲唔厲害啊？
+
+166
+00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:23,303
+韋小寶話：麻麻地啦。
+
+167
+00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:31,042
+突然之間，韋小寶背心一陣劇痛，腳下畀佢一勾成個趴住跌咗喺地。
+
+168
+00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:37,085
+原來公主靜靜喺靴處攞出把短刀，突然間偷襲佢。
+
+169
+00:15:37,773 --> 00:15:42,933
+左腳踩住佢背脊，攞把刀喺佢左腳右腳各插一刀笑住話：
+
+170
+00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:48,252
+痛得厲唔厲害啊？你話麻麻地吖嘛，噉就再插幾刀啦。
+
+171
+00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,468
+韋小寶大驚啊佢諗：老子要歸天喇。
+
+172
+00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:57,584
+因為有寶衣護身啊，短刀插唔入背脊。
+
+173
+00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:03,480
+腳上呢兩刀呢亦唔係重傷，不過已經痛到佢死去活來喇。
+
+174
+00:16:04,156 --> 00:16:11,352
+噉啊想要施展洪夫人所教個第二招小憐橫陳甩身啦，但一來，先受咗傷冇咗力；
+
+175
+00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:24,060
+二來呢一招呢未熟練，掙扎咗一下，想要喺佢褲𧜛蜎到佢嘅背後啦，但係行動太過慢，個身啱啱逳唧，屁股又捱咗一刀。
+
+176
+00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:28,083
+只聽見佢咭咭聲噉笑住話：痛得厲唔厲害啊？
+
+177
+00:16:28,828 --> 00:16:30,919
+韋小寶話：厲害到極喇。
+
+178
+00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:34,491
+公主武功高強，奴才唔係你老人家嘅對手。
+
+179
+00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:39,408
+江湖上嘅，誒好漢、大英雄，捉住人哋一定放生佢嘅。
+
+180
+00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:42,953
+死罪可恕，活罪難饒啊。
+
+181
+00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:45,867
+公主一下坐喺佢屁股上面喝佢話：
+
+182
+00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,664
+你逳一逳，我就一刀殺咗你。
+
+183
+00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:51,896
+唉，唉，奴才半逳都唔逳喇。
+
+184
+00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:57,217
+但係公主啱啱坐正佢傷口上便，痛到佢猛咁呻吟。
+
+185
+00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:07,821
+公主解咗佢條腰帶，將佢雙腳綁住，用刀割咗佢衣襟，又將佢雙手捩轉嚟綁住，佢話：
+
+186
+00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:14,429
+你係我個俘虜，我哋嚟練一招功夫叫做，叫做諸葛亮七擒孟獲。
+
+187
+00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:23,157
+清廷皇族啊人人對三國故事非常之熟悉嘅，三國故事公主已經睇咗三次嘞。
+
+188
+00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:28,360
+韋小寶啊睇過呢齣戲，噉佢連忙話：係啊，係啊。
+
+189
+00:17:29,072 --> 00:17:36,051
+誒，諸葛亮擒孟獲啊七擒七縱吖，建寧公主擒小桂子呢，只要一擒一縱唧。
+
+190
+00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:40,636
+你一放咗我，我就唔反嘞，你仲叻過諸葛亮啊七倍啊。
+
+191
+00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:44,447
+唔得，諸葛亮要火燒藤甲兵。
+
+192
+00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:48,651
+吓？誒奴才冇，哦，奴才冇着藤甲啊。
+
+193
+00:17:49,394 --> 00:17:51,325
+噉啊燒你件衫都一樣嘅啫。
+
+194
+00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,131
+唔好啊唔好啊。
+
+195
+00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,889
+咩叫做唔好啊？
+
+196
+00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:58,882
+諸葛亮要燒就燒，藤甲兵唔准多講。
+
+197
+00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:06,921
+公主見枱面燭台旁邊，有火刀、火石，就即刻去打着火，點着支蠟燭。
+
+198
+00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:14,729
+韋小寶叫：諸葛亮並冇燒死孟獲啊，你燒死我啊，你就唔係諸葛亮，你係曹操。
+
+199
+00:18:15,983 --> 00:18:26,891
+公主揸住佢衫角，正話要用蠟燭火去點，忽然間見到佢油光烏亮條辮心念一動，就用蠟燭火去燒佢條辮尾。
+
+200
+00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:36,573
+頭髮係極易着火嘅，一點着，即時就燒上去，燒到滋滋聲，成屋都又燶又臭。
+
+201
+00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:43,679
+韋小寶嚇到魂飛天外大叫：救命啊救命啊！曹操燒死諸葛亮喇。
+
+202
+00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:49,199
+公主啊揸住佢條辮頭，不停咁捹，哈哈大笑佢話：
+
+203
+00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:52,462
+係支火把啊，真係好玩喇。
+
+204
+00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:57,581
+轉眼之間，火頭燒到近嘞，噉啊公主放開隻手。
+
+205
+00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:01,508
+眨下眼，韋小寶滿頭都係火啊。
+
+206
+00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:09,946
+危急之中啊氣力大增，一彈翻起身，一頭撞落公主懷抱，公主哎吖一聲，避唔切嘞。
+
+207
+00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:14,825
+韋小寶已經撞正佢小腹，頭上啲火竟然間熄咗。
+
+208
+00:19:15,714 --> 00:19:24,977
+公主雙手撲打件衫啲焦灰斷髮，只覺得小腹好痛，又驚又怕，噉用腳喺韋小寶個頭亂咁踢。
+
+209
+00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:28,274
+踢咗幾下，韋小寶已經暈咗嘞。
+
+210
+00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:36,647
+韋小寶迷迷懵懵，忽然間覺得全身傷口痛到不得了，一下醒翻。
+
+211
+00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:44,607
+發覺自己打昂瞓喺地，心口啊打開晒，件衫啦、背心啦內衣啦冚𠾴唥解開咗。
+
+212
+00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:55,784
+公主左手呢，就揸住一紮白色粉末，右手用短刀喺佢心口割咗一條三四分深嘅傷口，將啲白粉呢撒入傷口處。
+
+213
+00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:59,031
+韋小寶大叫：你做咩啊？
+
+214
+00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,270
+公主笑住話：
+
+215
+00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:11,541
+的侍衞講，佢哋捉到啲大賊頭，賊人唔招供呢，就喺佢傷口裏便加啲鹽，痛到佢大叫救命，噉就非招不可喇。
+
+216
+00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:16,233
+所以我隨身都帶住啲鹽，專門嚟對付你呢啲江湖大賊嘅。
+
+217
+00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:23,202
+韋小寶覺得傷口一陣陣抽住咁痛大叫話：救命啊救命啊，我招喇。
+
+218
+00:20:24,063 --> 00:20:28,362
+公主話：你呢個孱友吖，咁快就招有咩好玩啊？
+
+219
+00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:34,633
+你要話：老子今日落喺你手，要殺要劏，皺一下眉頭嘅唔係好漢。
+
+220
+00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:40,619
+噉我再割你幾道傷口，放多啲鹽落去，噉你再求饒，噉先有癮㗎嘛。
+
+221
+00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:50,287
+韋小寶好嬲啊鬧佢話：你阿爺吖你個衰女，喂喂喂喂哎我我我唔係鬧你我唔係鬧你，我，我唔係好漢，我招喇，我招喇。
+
+222
+00:20:51,363 --> 00:21:00,962
+公主歎咗口氣，想將啲鹽掉咗佢，轉念一諗，又將啲鹽末撒咗落佢傷口裏便，好正經噉話：
+
+223
+00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:08,209
+我係建寧派掌門人，武功天下第一，捉住你呢個無惡不作嘅大賊。
+
+224
+00:21:08,951 --> 00:21:17,948
+好，好，我係江洋大賊，今日藝不如人，畀武功天下第一嘅建寧派掌門人捉住，有死冇生。
+
+225
+00:21:18,747 --> 00:21:23,716
+江湖上講得好，殺人不過頭點地啫，在下既然服嘞噉就得咯啩？
+
+226
+00:21:24,703 --> 00:21:33,194
+公主聽佢滿口都係江湖漢子嘅説話，同張康年班侍衛講畀佢聽嘅一樣，個心就歡喜喇，讚佢話：
+
+227
+00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:38,962
+係咯，噉至啱㗎嘛，既然要玩嘞，就玩得似模似樣至得㗎嘛。
+
+228
+00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:43,548
+韋小寶個心裏便啊衰女臭女噉猛咁鬧佢。
+
+229
+00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:54,293
+全身嘅傷口痛到入骨，一時之間就估唔到佢到底係奉咗太后之命嚟殺死自己嘅呢，定係不過模擬江湖豪客行徑。
+
+230
+00:21:55,097 --> 00:22:02,662
+佢諗呢個衰女下手咁毒辣嘅，就算係攞我嚟玩啊，老子呢條命，仲係要畀佢玩完嘅。
+
+231
+00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:12,790
+忽然間諗起當日恐嚇沐劍屏呢條計策都幾靈嘅，啲姑娘仔都怕鬼，於是就強忍疼痛佢話：
+
+232
+00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,817
+老子忽然之間呢又唔服喇。
+
+233
+00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:21,261
+掌門老師，你如果有種就放咗我，我哋再嚟打過。
+
+234
+00:22:22,169 --> 00:22:26,502
+你如果怕老子武功高強唔敢逳手，噉就一刀殺咗我啦。
+
+235
+00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:33,364
+我變咗冤鬼，日頭跟住你，夜晚啊蜎喺你被竇裏便捻住你條頸，吸你嘅血。
+
+236
+00:22:34,513 --> 00:22:40,106
+公主嘩噉大叫一聲，聲都震晒話：我殺你做咩嘢唧？
+
+237
+00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,143
+噉啊快啲放咗我啦。
+
+238
+00:22:42,757 --> 00:22:44,705
+唔放，你死太監你嚇我。
+
+239
+00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:51,456
+攞起燭台用燭火去燒佢塊面，燭火燒落塊面處吱一聲。
+
+240
+00:22:52,363 --> 00:22:57,023
+韋小寶痛嘞，向後一仰，右手出力向住佢手臂撞過去。
+
+241
+00:22:57,739 --> 00:23:01,255
+公主手臂一逳，燭台落地燭火啊當堂熄咗。
+
+242
+00:23:02,543 --> 00:23:06,585
+佢嬲起上嚟舉起門戌，又兜頭兜腦咁打佢。
+
+243
+00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:10,682
+痛到韋小寶啊死死下，佢害怕到極啊。
+
+244
+00:23:11,229 --> 00:23:15,295
+呢次冇命喇，大叫一聲：我死喇！
+
+245
+00:23:16,223 --> 00:23:18,212
+詐假意死咗就唔逳嘞。
+
+246
+00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:23,402
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,004 --> 00:00:03,299
+前文再續啊書接上一回。
+
+2
+00:00:05,337 --> 00:00:15,020
+話説韋小寶畀公主用門戌兜頭兜腦咁打，痛到佢死死下，就大叫一聲：我死喇。
+
+3
+00:00:15,762 --> 00:00:17,806
+詐假意死咗，唔逳嘞。
+
+4
+00:00:19,526 --> 00:00:23,374
+公主嬲嘞：你詐死，快啲醒翻陪我玩。
+
+5
+00:00:24,809 --> 00:00:26,480
+韋小寶仲係逳都唔逳。
+
+6
+00:00:27,892 --> 00:00:36,042
+公主輕輕踢咗佢一腳，見佢唔逳，就好聲好氣噉話：好喇好喇，我唔打你喇，你唔好死啦。
+
+7
+00:00:37,207 --> 00:00:43,390
+韋小寶個心諗：我死都死咗嘞，仲點能夠話唔死呢？狗屁不通。
+
+8
+00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:49,677
+公主拔咗頭髮上嘅寶釵，喺佢塊面同頸處督咗幾下。
+
+9
+00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,373
+韋小寶忍住痛唔逳。
+
+10
+00:00:53,616 --> 00:01:04,417
+公主話：唔該你啦，你，你唔好嚇我啊，我，我唔係想打死你㗎，我只係同你比武打交大家玩下啫嘛。
+
+11
+00:01:04,644 --> 00:01:08,376
+邊個叫你，邊個叫你咁孱打唔過我呢？
+
+12
+00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:20,990
+突然間佢覺察到韋小寶個鼻有啲輕微嘅呼吸聲音，佢歡喜嘞，用手去摸一摸佢心口，只覺得佢個心仲兵嘣兵嘣喺度跳緊。
+
+13
+00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:28,218
+佢笑住話：死太監你嘩，原來你冇死，嗱，呢次放過你啦，快啲擘開眼啦。
+
+14
+00:01:29,204 --> 00:01:30,792
+韋小寶仍然唔逳。
+
+15
+00:01:31,623 --> 00:01:38,456
+公主就唔上佢當喇喝佢話：我挖咗你隻眼出嚟，等你死咗之後變隻盲鬼，搵唔到我。
+
+16
+00:01:39,546 --> 00:01:42,847
+攞起一把短刀，將刀尖指住佢右眼皮。
+
+17
+00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:47,103
+韋小寶大吃一驚啊將個身一趢，即刻趢開。
+
+18
+00:01:47,592 --> 00:01:52,584
+公主話：你嘅死嘢又嚟嚇我？我，我非㓤盲你眼不可。
+
+19
+00:01:53,108 --> 00:01:59,051
+噗聲跳過去，一腳猛力踩住佢心口，舉起把刀向住佢右眼㓤落去。
+
+20
+00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:11,145
+呢一下就唔係詐假意喇，佢全力猛刺落去，刀勢勁急，不但要㓤盲佢隻眼啊，勢必一直㓤到入腦。
+
+21
+00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:20,236
+韋小寶即刻彎起雙腳，膝頭哥向住佢心口猛撞過去，嘭一聲，公主個身一晃，成個人就𢴈低嘞。
+
+22
+00:02:21,735 --> 00:02:30,314
+韋小寶好歡喜啊一彎個身，伸手拔出靴筒裏便把匕首，先割甩綁住雙腳嘅衣襟，企翻起身；
+
+23
+00:02:30,794 --> 00:02:35,035
+就喺公主頭殼頂出力噉踢一腳，等佢一時半時唔醒得；
+
+24
+00:02:36,085 --> 00:02:45,206
+然後將匕首插入枱腳，擰轉身，將綁住雙手個腰帶喺刀鋒上面輕輕噉擦，擦得兩擦，腰帶就斷嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:46,488 --> 00:02:51,236
+佢長長唞咗啖氣，死裏逃生啊講唔出咁開心。
+
+26
+00:02:52,319 --> 00:02:57,830
+身上到處都係傷，痛得佢好厲害，哎一時都唔理咁多喇佢諗：
+
+27
+00:02:58,932 --> 00:03:05,361
+點樣處置呢個衰女呢？乜聽佢口氣，似乎真係同我玩嘅啫。
+
+28
+00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:12,301
+佢如果係奉咗太后之命嚟殺我，噉點解見到我詐死又反而怕起上嚟呢？
+
+29
+00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:18,448
+嗯不過細佬哥玩，邊度有玩得咁勢兇㗎？
+
+30
+00:03:19,669 --> 00:03:29,917
+啊，係喇係喇，佢係公主，根本就唔將我哋太監宮女當做人，人哋死又好生又好，佢只係當係捻死一隻蟻唧。
+
+31
+00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,101
+佢越想越嬲，對住佢心口又一腳。
+
+32
+00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:42,131
+哈，誰知呢一腳啊，踢到佢閉住嘅氣息順翻，公主一聲呻吟醒翻嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:42,927 --> 00:03:49,297
+佢慢慢支撐住企起身，鬧佢話：你嘅死太監，你。
+
+34
+00:03:50,545 --> 00:03:59,826
+韋小寶啊正喺度嬲緊，一伸手啪啪兩巴，當胸一拳，右腳打橫一掃，公主又即刻跌倒嘞。
+
+35
+00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:11,081
+韋小寶跳上去，調轉頭騎喺佢背脊，兩隻拳頭好似擂鼓噉喺佢大髀啊背脊啦囉柚啦出力咁打，佢話：
+
+36
+00:04:11,249 --> 00:04:15,842
+死女，臭女，你老舉生嘅臭妹釘，老子打死你，打死你！
+
+37
+00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:25,608
+公主大叫話：唔好打，唔好打！咁冇規矩，我叫太后殺咗你，叫，叫皇帝殺咗你，凌遲處死。
+
+38
+00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:32,711
+韋小寶心中一寒，即刻就停咗手，佢轉念又諗嘞：
+
+39
+00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:36,931
+唔打都打咗咯，索性打個痛快啦。
+
+40
+00:04:37,046 --> 00:04:44,324
+噉啊揮拳又打，鬧佢話：打死你個衰女，你個衰女！仲咪咪媽媽鬧佢祖宗十八代。
+
+41
+00:04:45,366 --> 00:04:48,809
+打得幾下，嗰個公主忽然間咭笑起上嚟。
+
+42
+00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:56,456
+韋小寶奇怪喇佢諗：我咁出力打佢，點解佢唔喊反而笑���？
+
+43
+00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:04,495
+佢喺枱腳掹出把匕首，指住佢條頸，左手將佢個身翻過嚟喝佢話：你笑咩你！
+
+44
+00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:12,498
+只見佢眉眼如絲滿面笑容，似乎真係十分歡暢唔係做作噃。
+
+45
+00:05:13,634 --> 00:05:18,857
+公主好和氣噉話：唔好打咁重，不過呢亦唔好打得太輕噃。
+
+46
+00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:22,357
+韋小寶摸唔着頭腦嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:22,788 --> 00:05:27,940
+嗯，至怕佢又出咩詭計唧，右腳出力噉踩住佢心口喝佢話：
+
+48
+00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,881
+你搞乜鬼啊你，老子真係唔上你當啊。
+
+49
+00:05:31,715 --> 00:05:37,077
+公主將個身一逳，似乎要跳起身嚟，韋小寶喝佢話：唔準逳！
+
+50
+00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:40,861
+喺佢額頭出力一推，公主又試跌翻落地嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:49,464
+韋小寶只覺得傷口一陣陣咁痛，嬲起上嚟啪啪啪啪四下，左右開弓連打佢四巴。
+
+52
+00:05:51,086 --> 00:05:57,523
+公主又嗯嗯聲，佢心口起伏，面上嘅神情卻係講唔出咁舒服。
+
+53
+00:05:58,101 --> 00:06:05,468
+佢低聲話：死太監，唔好打我個面啊，打傷咗，太后問起上嚟，就呃佢唔到㗎喇。
+
+54
+00:06:06,395 --> 00:06:11,189
+韋小寶鬧佢話：衰女，你呢個賤貨，越係捱打越開心係咪啊？
+
+55
+00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:21,744
+就喺佢左手出力噉擰佢兩下，公主哎吖哎吖噉叫咗幾聲，皺起眉頭，不過雙眼呢，就有咗笑意。
+
+56
+00:06:22,836 --> 00:06:25,693
+韋小寶話：你阿爺吖，舒唔舒服啊？
+
+57
+00:06:26,597 --> 00:06:35,867
+公主唔答佢，慢慢噉眯埋雙眼，突然間飛起一腳，踢中韋小寶大髀，正係一笪刀傷嘅傷口。
+
+58
+00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:43,789
+嘩韋小寶痛起上嚟，撲上去撳住佢膊頭，喺佢隻手、膊頭、心口、小腹出力咁擰。
+
+59
+00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:55,390
+公主又咭咭聲咁笑，佢叫話：死太監，小太監，好公公，好哥哥，你，你放過我啦，我，哎呀，哎吖，哎吖我，我頂唔順喇。
+
+60
+00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:02,351
+佢噉樣叫法，聽到韋小寶個心都逳晒，佢諗：
+
+61
+00:07:03,076 --> 00:07:08,100
+佢噉樣叫，真係似方姑娘喺大船裏便同我談情噉。
+
+62
+00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:10,934
+當堂就冇咁嬲嘞。
+
+63
+00:07:12,104 --> 00:07:21,590
+不過公主到底喺度打咩主意呢，實在估唔到，於是依樣畫葫蘆，解咗佢條腰帶，將佢雙腳雙手綁住。
+
+64
+00:07:22,622 --> 00:07:25,736
+公主笑住話：死人頭，你做乜嘢啊？
+
+65
+00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:27,784
+等你唔好害人咯。
+
+66
+00:07:28,684 --> 00:07:34,296
+韋小寶企翻起身猛咁喘氣，唉佢全身疼痛又想暈嘞。
+
+67
+00:07:35,118 --> 00:07:40,629
+公主笑住話：小桂子今日玩得真係開心嘞，你仲打唔打我啊？
+
+68
+00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:43,936
+你唔打我我又點敢打你唧？
+
+69
+00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:48,733
+我唔逳得喇，你就算再打我我都冇法子嘞。
+
+70
+00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:56,191
+韋小寶吐噉𦧲㞘口水話：你唔係公主你係賤貨！喺佢囉柚處又踢咗一腳。
+
+71
+00:07:56,932 --> 00:08:00,608
+公主哎吖一聲佢話：我哋仲玩唔玩唧？
+
+72
+00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:11,733
+韋小寶話：老子條命都畀你玩咗半條去嘞仲玩，我而家扮諸葛亮，亦要火燒藤甲兵，將你頭髮同衣服都燒晒去。
+
+73
+00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:13,950
+哎吖，頭髮唔能夠燒㗎。
+
+74
+00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:18,776
+嘿，你燒我件衫啦，全身都燒到起泡我都唔怕嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:19,577 --> 00:08:23,101
+哼，你唔怕死，老子真係唔陪你發癲嘞。
+
+76
+00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:27,990
+我要醫下啲傷先，傷口啊都係鹽，你估真係好玩㗎？
+
+77
+00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:37,281
+呢陣時佢先至相信公主並冇殺害自己嘅意思，就將佢手腳綁住嘅腰帶解翻開嘞。
+
+78
+00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:43,101
+公主話：真係唔玩喇？噉聽日再嚟啦好唔好？
+
+79
+00:08:44,365 --> 00:08:47,313
+如果太后同皇上知道咗我仲有命㗎？
+
+80
+00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:53,955
+公主慢慢企起身話：只要我唔講，太后同皇上點會知道唧？
+
+81
+00:08:55,183 --> 00:08:59,913
+聽日你唔好打我塊面，身上嘅傷痕再多都唔緊要㗎。
+
+82
+00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:06,726
+聽日唔能夠嚟啊，我畀你打到咁厲害，一兩個月啲傷都唔好得啊。
+
+83
+00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:10,189
+哼，你聽日唔嚟？
+
+84
+00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,563
+我問你，你先頭鬧我咩嘢啊？
+
+85
+00:09:14,475 --> 00:09:16,573
+你鬧我嘅十八代祖宗。
+
+86
+00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:27,684
+我十八代祖宗呢，就係皇帝哥哥嘅十八代祖宗喇，就係皇阿爸嘅十七代祖宗，太宗皇帝嘅十六代祖宗，太祖皇帝嘅十五代祖宗。
+
+87
+00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:34,524
+韋小寶目瞪口呆，暗暗叫苦嘞��然間靈機一動佢話：
+
+88
+00:09:35,155 --> 00:09:42,005
+你唔係老皇爺生嘅，我鬧你祖宗，同皇上老皇爺咩太祖皇帝啊太宗皇帝完全冇關係嘅。
+
+89
+00:09:42,822 --> 00:09:48,458
+公主發惡喇佢話：我點解唔係老皇爺生㗎？你個死太監亂咁噏。
+
+90
+00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:57,410
+我話你聽啊，聽日晏晝我喺呢處等你，你呢個死太監如果唔嚟呢，我就去稟告太后，話你打我。
+
+91
+00:09:58,438 --> 00:10:06,832
+講完捋起衫袖，只見一隻雪白粉嫩嘅手臂上便青一笪黑一笪， 冚𠾴唥都係畀佢擰成噉嘅。
+
+92
+00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:13,439
+韋小寶暗暗心驚喇：哎呀，先頭我下手點解咁重嘅？
+
+93
+00:10:14,479 --> 00:10:18,523
+公主話：哼，你聽日唔嚟睇你仲要命唔要？
+
+94
+00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:24,772
+到咗噉嘅田地韋小寶想唔屈服都唔得嘞，只好岌頭話：
+
+95
+00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:28,973
+噉我聽日嚟陪你玩就係喇，不過你唔能夠再打我㗎。
+
+96
+00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:39,490
+公主好歡喜啊話：你嚟就好喇，我再打你，你咪打翻我囉，我哋江湖上好漢，講究恩怨分明㗎嘛。
+
+97
+00:10:40,477 --> 00:10:46,302
+呵呵，我再畀你打一餐啊，我呢條好漢就變成惡鬼喇。
+
+98
+00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:53,186
+你放心啦，我唔會真係打死你嘅，至多呢，打到你半生不死唧。
+
+99
+00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:59,476
+小桂子啊，宮裏頭咁多太監、侍衞，我就只係鐘意你一個唧。
+
+100
+00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:08,340
+嗰班嘢真係冇骨氣㗎喇，就算畀我打死啊都唔敢鬧我一句衰女、賤貨、老舉生嘅臭妹釘。
+
+101
+00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:11,516
+哈哈，哎呀從來都冇人噉樣鬧過我嘅。
+
+102
+00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:17,199
+韋小寶真係又好嬲又好笑咯佢話：你鐘意畀人鬧啊？
+
+103
+00:11:18,522 --> 00:11:22,131
+公主笑住話：呢好似你噉樣鬧我就好咯。
+
+104
+00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:27,773
+太后板起塊面嚟到訓斥我，要我守規矩，嗰啲我就唔鐘意聽喇。
+
+105
+00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,755
+噉呢你最好就去麗春院嘞。
+
+106
+00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:37,467
+佢個心諗：你去做老舉啦，鬧到你臭嘅人就多喇。
+
+107
+00:11:37,617 --> 00:11:43,846
+嗱，龜婆打你、鬧你，啲嫖客發起火嚟，亦會打你鬧你嘅。
+
+108
+00:11:44,618 --> 00:11:49,287
+公主精神嘞，佢問：麗春院係咩地方啊好唔好玩㗎？
+
+109
+00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:56,152
+韋小寶偷笑喇佢話：哦，好玩到極啦，不過喺江南你唔能夠去唧。
+
+110
+00:11:56,797 --> 00:12:02,250
+你只要喺麗春院住三個月啊，包你開心到死啊，公主都唔想做喇。
+
+111
+00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:08,469
+公主歎咗口氣佢話：唉，等我第日大個一定去。
+
+112
+00:12:09,122 --> 00:12:14,272
+好啊，將來我一定帶你去，大丈夫一言既出，死馬難追。
+
+113
+00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:22,853
+佢呢句駟馬難追呢總係記唔住，乜嘢馬難追呢就唔講嘞，就講成係死馬難追。
+
+114
+00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:31,853
+公主握住佢隻手話：我同嗰啲侍衞太監打交，邊個都係故意讓我，一啲都唔好玩嘅。
+
+115
+00:12:32,306 --> 00:12:37,288
+呢，只有尋日皇帝哥哥同我比武，先至有三分係真打㗎啫。
+
+116
+00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:43,972
+不過佢都唔肯打痛擰痛我㗎，小桂子啊，只有你一個先至真係打我個啫。
+
+117
+00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:47,187
+你放心啦，我決唔捨得殺你嘅。
+
+118
+00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:54,596
+突然間哄個嘴埋去，喺佢嘴唇上錫咗一啖，個面啊紅一紅，飛奔出房。
+
+119
+00:12:56,093 --> 00:13:03,146
+啊韋小寶霎時間只覺得天旋地轉，成個扽喺地，佢諗：
+
+120
+00:13:04,537 --> 00:13:12,557
+吖呢個公主吖，怕有啲癲癲地喇，我越係打佢鬧佢佢就越開心噃。
+
+121
+00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:19,656
+佢阿爺吖呢個老舉乸生嘅死妹釘，唔通真係鐘意我呢個假太監？
+
+122
+00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:29,989
+想起佢嗰個秀麗嘅樣，個心迷迷懵懵，慢慢企起身，勉強返到去自己間房。
+
+123
+00:13:30,496 --> 00:13:34,456
+嗰陣時筋疲力竭啊一趢低落床就噘噘聲瞓着嘞。
+
+124
+00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:46,158
+呢一覺，一直瞓咗五個幾時辰，醒嘅時候天已經黑嘞，只覺得全身到處都痛，忍唔住呀呀聲。
+
+125
+00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:59,303
+噉啊起身想去洗咗傷口嘅鹽末啦，點知一解衣服，傷口啲血就擎咗，傷口同衣服啊都黐住晒，一扯唧，痛到不得了。
+
+126
+00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:07,593
+不免又試衰女、死女噉亂咁鬧，噉終歸洗咗啲鹽末，敷上金瘡藥。
+
+127
+00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:20,213
+第日，佢去見小皇帝，康熙一見到佢鼻青眼腫，頭髮眼眉都燒到七零八落，大吃一驚。
+
+128
+00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:27,946
+估到係嗰個寶貝御妹嘅傑作嘞就問：係公主打你㗎？受傷唔重吖嘛？
+
+129
+00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:32,934
+韋小寶苦笑話：唉，麻麻地啦。
+
+130
+00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:41,422
+師父，你徒弟丟晒你老人家嘅架嘞，唯有苦練三年，再去打贏翻佢為你老人家爭光啦。
+
+131
+00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:47,059
+康熙本來擔心佢怒氣沖天，要求自己幫佢出頭嘅。
+
+132
+00:14:47,936 --> 00:14:54,461
+御妹雖然係冇道理，不過做主子嘅打奴才，都係理所當然嘅事。
+
+133
+00:14:55,148 --> 00:15:00,240
+但係如果唔理呢，又怕佢去到五台山服侍父皇唔肯盡心。
+
+134
+00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:07,895
+噉啊正在為難嘅時候，聽佢噉樣講，竟然對呢件事完全唔埋怨，只係當成係玩唧。
+
+135
+00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:16,263
+不由得極之歡喜嘞笑住話：啊小桂子你真係好喇，我一定要好好賞賜你，你想要咩嘢吖？
+
+136
+00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:25,047
+韋小寶話：師父你唔怪責弟子學藝不精，弟子啊已經好感激咯咩嘢賞賜都唔使嘞。
+
+137
+00:15:25,753 --> 00:15:33,216
+誒，噉啦，師父教弟子幾招高招，以後遇到危險唔會再畀人欺負噉就好嘞。
+
+138
+00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:39,399
+康熙哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈哈哈，好，好！
+
+139
+00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:45,770
+於是將太后教佢嘅武功，揀咗幾招精妙嘅招數傳授畀佢。
+
+140
+00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:53,888
+呢幾招擒拿手法啊雖然都唔錯，但係比起洪教主夫婦所傳嘅六招就差得遠嘞。
+
+141
+00:15:55,055 --> 00:16:03,147
+韋小寶以前同佢比武，呢幾招亦見佢用過嘅，而家一經指點，冇幾耐就學會嘞。
+
+142
+00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:09,305
+韋小寶諗：以前同佢摔跤就好似朋友一樣。
+
+143
+00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:15,235
+但係佢係皇帝我係奴才，嗯，呢個朋友總係做唔得耐嘅。
+
+144
+00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:21,273
+呢次返嚟北京，見佢個人就冇大得幾多啊，威風就大得多喇。
+
+145
+00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:29,410
+小玄子三個字都叫唔出口㗎嘞，不如改咗稱呼，亦係托大腳嘅妙法啦。
+
+146
+00:16:30,327 --> 00:16:39,276
+就當時跪低，轟轟轟叩咗八個響頭，佢話：師父在上，弟子韋小寶係你老人家嘅開山大弟子。
+
+147
+00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,102
+康熙打個特，跟住就明白佢個用意嘞。
+
+148
+00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:53,150
+佢一來覺得好好玩，二來呢確實唔鐘意佢再用小玄子嚟稱呼自己，佢笑住話：
+
+149
+00:16:54,477 --> 00:17:00,553
+君無戲言。我講過話係你師父，噉啊只有收咗你做徒弟啦。
+
+150
+00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:04,158
+諗咗一諗就叫：嚟人啊。
+
+151
+00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:11,549
+兩名太監兩名侍衞就行入書房，康熙話：擰轉個身。
+
+152
+00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:12,693
+係。
+
+153
+00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:18,765
+但係規矩臣子啊唔能夠用背脊向住皇帝㗎，否則極為不敬。
+
+154
+00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:25,054
+噉四個人都唔明白康熙嘅用意，就微微打側個身，唔敢轉身。
+
+155
+00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:30,981
+康熙喺書枱攞起一把金鉸剪，行到去四個人後便。
+
+156
+00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:34,584
+四個人又稍為側側身。
+
+157
+00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:46,540
+康熙睇下四個人條辮，見到其中一名太監條辮呢最油光烏亮嘞，左手揸住咔一聲，成條辮剪咗落嚟。
+
+158
+00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:55,274
+嗰個太監嚇到魂飛天外，即時跪低猛咁叩頭話：誒奴才該死，奴才該死。
+
+159
+00:17:56,065 --> 00:18:00,235
+康熙笑住話：唔使怕，賞你十兩銀。大家出翻去啦！
+
+160
+00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:07,461
+四個人莫名其妙，哎呀，只覺得天威難測，就倒退行翻出去。
+
+161
+00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,029
+康熙將條辮交畀韋小寶笑住話：
+
+162
+00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:18,775
+你就要去做和尚嘞，公主燒咗你嘅頭髮，睇嚟亦係天意。
+
+163
+00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:23,732
+上天假公主之手，吩咐你落髮為僧。
+
+164
+00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:29,580
+嗱，你將呢條假辮綁喺頭殼，否則就有失觀瞻嘞。
+
+165
+00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:35,892
+韋小寶跪低話：係，師父愛錫徒弟真係體貼之至喇。
+
+166
+00:18:37,435 --> 00:18:40,384
+你拜我為師，不過唔准同人哋講啊。
+
+167
+00:18:40,949 --> 00:18:45,319
+我知你口緊又謹慎小心，所以先至應承你唧。
+
+168
+00:18:46,143 --> 00:18:53,003
+你如果喺外便招招搖搖，我掌門人，即時就廢咗你嘅武功，將你逐出門墻。
+
+169
+00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,362
+係，係，弟子唔敢。
+
+170
+00:18:56,541 --> 00:19:03,791
+康熙同佢比武摔跤，除咗太后同海大富之外呢，宮內始終冇第二個人知道嘅。
+
+171
+00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:12,062
+而家佢諗住貪玩收佢做徒弟，只要佢唔外傳，亦唔會失去皇帝嘅體面。
+
+172
+00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,771
+但係佢生性謹慎嘞，所以特意叮囑一番。
+
+173
+00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:26,652
+康熙坐翻低佢諗：太后陰險毒辣，教我武功亦決唔會係真係盡心嘅。
+
+174
+00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:35,137
+否則，佢將人打到骨折斷晒嗰啲厲害功夫，點解半招都唔教畀我呢？
+
+175
+00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:46,132
+我而家雖然做咗師父啊，其實比起小桂子嚟，啲功夫都唔叻得佢幾多㗎啫，冇咩高明武功傳畀佢。
+
+176
+00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:54,631
+少林寺嘅和尚武功極高，呢次父皇有難亦係佢哋幫手搭救嘅。
+
+177
+00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,044
+諗到呢處，個心有主意嘞佢就話：
+
+178
+00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,804
+你去休息啦，聽日再嚟見我。
+
+179
+00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:09,002
+話說韋小寶返到去住地，噉啊叫手下太監去請御醫嚟敷藥醫傷。
+
+180
+00:20:09,456 --> 00:20:14,571
+噉好在啲傷口呢雖然係痛，不過都係皮肉之傷，並冇傷到筋骨。
+
+181
+00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:19,864
+太醫話休息佢十日八日呢就會好㗎嘞，唔使擔心噉。
+
+182
+00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:25,008
+佢食完飯之後，就去赴公主嘅約咯噃。
+
+183
+00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:32,556
+佢個心啊十五十六，一方面怕佢再打自己，而另一方面呢，又鐘意見佢。
+
+184
+00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,941
+去到喇，一推開道門，公主一聲大叫就撲上嚟。
+
+185
+00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:50,318
+韋小寶啊早有準備嘞，左臂一格右腳一勾，右手已經揸住公主嘅後領，將佢扤到成身都彎低。
+
+186
+00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:55,453
+公主笑住鬧佢：死太監，今日你點解咁厲害呢？
+
+187
+00:20:56,573 --> 00:21:04,507
+韋小寶揸住佢左手反扭，低聲話：你唔叫聲我好桂子好哥哥，我就將你隻手扭斷佢。
+
+188
+00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:08,631
+公主鬧佢話：呸！你嘅死奴才。
+
+189
+00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:15,582
+韋小寶將公主隻手出力一扭，喝佢話：叫唔叫啊你？你唔叫呢我扭斷你隻手。
+
+190
+00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:17,710
+我偏偏唔叫。
+
+191
+00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:24,021
+韋小寶諗：個衰女真係賤格嘅，我越打佢佢越鐘意。
+
+192
+00:21:25,128 --> 00:21:28,795
+左手啪一聲，喺佢囉柚上面出力打咗一拳。
+
+193
+00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:34,463
+公主成個人跳一跳，不過呢咭咭聲咁笑起嚟。
+
+194
+00:21:36,353 --> 00:21:43,329
+韋小寶話：你阿爺吖，原來你鐘意捱打。就出力猛咁抌佢幾拳。
+
+195
+00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:46,384
+公主就痛到縮喺地下唔企得起身嘞。
+
+196
+00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,654
+韋小寶噉先至停手。
+
+197
+00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:51,198
+公主猛咁喘氣話：
+
+198
+00:21:52,693 --> 00:21:55,083
+好喇好喇，而家輪到我打你喇。
+
+199
+00:21:56,573 --> 00:22:00,333
+韋小寶擰擰頭話：我真係唔䎺啊我唔畀你打。
+
+200
+00:22:00,901 --> 00:22:07,102
+佢諗住呢個妹釘下手咁毒辣嘅，畀佢打起上嚟隨時隨刻都有性命危險。
+
+201
+00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:11,962
+公主好聲好氣噉猛𠼮佢，韋小寶啊一味唔肯。
+
+202
+00:22:12,784 --> 00:22:20,627
+公主又發脾氣嘞噃撲上嚟又打又咬，畀韋小寶摑咗佢幾巴，推倒喺地，揪住佢頭髮又打咗輪囉柚。
+
+203
+00:22:21,281 --> 00:22:27,337
+佢諗：囉柚都打咗咯，唔使客氣喇。就將佢全身到處咁擰。
+
+204
+00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:33,612
+公主就趴喺佢腳邊，攬住佢兩隻腳，佢又嬌又嗲噉話：
+
+205
+00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:39,091
+好桂子，好哥哥，你畀我打一次啦，我唔打痛你係啦。
+
+206
+00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:46,511
+韋小寶見到佢好似小鳥依人一樣，又聽佢叫得咁親熱，就想應承佢咯喎。
+
+207
+00:22:48,148 --> 00:22:55,674
+誰知公主又話：好哥哥，我見到你身上一啲血啊，真係見到乜嘢都冇咁歡喜啊。
+
+208
+00:22:56,593 --> 00:23:01,708
+嘩！嚇到韋小寶一跳，佢話：唔得唔得！一腳就踢落佢嘅頭處。
+
+209
+00:23:02,264 --> 00:23:03,693
+放開手，我要返去喇。
+
+210
+00:23:04,262 --> 00:23:07,824
+同埋你喺埋一齊啊，終之有日會死喺你手上嘅。
+
+211
+00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:10,247
+你唔同我玩喇？
+
+212
+00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:14,138
+太過危險啊時時刻刻都會冇命嘅。
+
+213
+00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:22,596
+公主咭噉一笑，企起身嚟話：好啦，噉你扶我返去房啦，我畀你打到啊路都唔行得嘞。
+
+214
+00:23:23,372 --> 00:23:28,191
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,004 --> 00:00:08,893
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説公主要韋小寶扶佢返入房間。
+
+2
+00:00:10,193 --> 00:00:12,459
+韋小寶話：我唔扶。
+
+3
+00:00:13,564 --> 00:00:18,973
+冇法子啦，公主就扶住埲牆慢慢行出去，佢話：
+
+4
+00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,834
+好桂子，聽日再嚟啦好唔好啊？
+
+5
+00:00:23,973 --> 00:00:26,579
+忽然間左腳一屈，爭啲跌倒。
+
+6
+00:00:27,383 --> 00:00:30,204
+韋小寶嗱嗱聲衝上去扶住佢。
+
+7
+00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:37,798
+公主話：好桂子，唔該你去叫兩名太監嚟扶我返去啦。
+
+8
+00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:51,226
+韋小寶個心諗一叫太監，至怕畀太后知道噃，追查公主為乜事受咗傷，只要稍為洩漏出去，就係殺頭嘅罪名噃。
+
+9
+00:00:51,697 --> 00:00:55,226
+冇法子啦唯有扶住佢話：我扶你返房係嘞。
+
+10
+00:00:56,069 --> 00:00:59,920
+公主笑住話：好桂子唔該晒你喇。
+
+11
+00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,485
+噉啊靠住佢膊頭就行嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:08,724
+公主嘅住地喺慈寧宮之西，壽康宮側跟。
+
+13
+00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:18,701
+兩個人漸漸行近慈寧花園，韋小寶一想起太后嗰種神氣啊個心都仲震震地。
+
+14
+00:01:19,681 --> 00:01:25,471
+噉兩個人行到去長廊，公主忽然對住佢耳仔輕輕噉吹氣。
+
+15
+00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,969
+韋小寶面都紅晒，佢話：唔好啦，唔，唔好呢。
+
+16
+00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:35,998
+公主話：點解唧？我又唔係打你。
+
+17
+00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:41,617
+講完，將佢耳珠啊輕輕噉咬住扤下扤下。
+
+18
+00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:46,708
+韋小寶只覺得又麻又癢，低聲話：
+
+19
+00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:54,377
+你如果咬痛咗我耳仔，我就永遠唔嚟見你喇，大丈夫一言既出，死馬難追啊。
+
+20
+00:01:55,925 --> 00:02:02,485
+公主啊本來想突然間將佢耳珠咬甩一窟肉嘅，聽佢噉講就唔敢再咬嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:04,946 --> 00:02:08,765
+到咗公主嘅寢宮，韋小寶轉身就走。
+
+22
+00:02:09,117 --> 00:02:12,628
+公主話：你入嚟啦，我畀樣嘢你睇下。
+
+23
+00:02:13,984 --> 00:02:23,496
+呢個時候建寧宮嗰四名太監、四名宮女就企喺門外侍候，韋小寶當然唔敢放肆嘞，唯有跟住入去啦。
+
+24
+00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:27,569
+公主拉住佢隻手，直入自己臥室。
+
+25
+00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,860
+噉啊兩名宮女跟住入嚟，攞熱手巾畀公主抹面。
+
+26
+00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,862
+公主攞起一條手巾，遞畀韋小寶。
+
+27
+00:02:38,044 --> 00:02:40,665
+韋小寶接咗就抹面啲汗嘞喎。
+
+28
+00:02:41,725 --> 00:02:50,029
+兩名宮女見公主對呢個小太監居然破晒格，連對太后、皇上都冇咁客氣嘅。
+
+29
+00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:58,079
+而呢個小太監呢，竟然亦都坦然接受，真係冇禮到極喇不由得都呆晒。
+
+30
+00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:03,712
+公主一擸眼見到，睩大雙眼話：有咩咁好睇啊！
+
+31
+00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:08,575
+兩名宮女話：係，係。就彎腰退出去嘞噃。
+
+32
+00:03:09,704 --> 00:03:15,816
+點知已經遲喇，公主一伸手，向最近自己嗰名宮女隻眼挖過去。
+
+33
+00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:28,667
+嗰個宮女稍為一閃，一聲慘叫，眼核呢雖然冇挖中，不過塊面就鮮血淋漓，由額頭到下爬當堂出現四條爪痕。
+
+34
+00:03:29,445 --> 00:03:32,973
+兩名宮女嚇到魂飛天外急忙退出去。
+
+35
+00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:41,346
+公主笑住話：你睇下，呢啲奴才就只係會叫住求饒，有咩嘢好玩唧？
+
+36
+00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:46,061
+韋小寶見到佢出手殘忍，佢諗：
+
+37
+00:03:46,741 --> 00:03:51,890
+呢個衰女吖太過兇惡喇，同佢母親老舉乸差唔多。
+
+38
+00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:54,980
+咪喇咪喇，仲係及早甩身為好。
+
+39
+00:03:55,167 --> 00:04:00,472
+佢話：公主，皇上派我有事做啊，我要去喇。
+
+40
+00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:02,355
+急咩嘢唧？
+
+41
+00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:05,782
+公主反手閂埋門，上咗門戌。
+
+42
+00:04:06,585 --> 00:04:12,392
+嘩，韋小寶個心嘣嘣聲亂咁跳，唔知佢又要做啲乜嘢古怪事嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:13,664 --> 00:04:23,415
+公主笑住話：我做主子做咗十五年，成日都係畀人哋服侍，冇釐味道嘅，我哋今日嚟換個班。
+
+44
+00:04:23,655 --> 00:04:25,941
+你做主子，我做奴才吖嗱。
+
+45
+00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:31,697
+韋小寶啊猛咁耍手擰頭佢話：誒唔得唔得，我冇噉嘅福氣啊。
+
+46
+00:04:32,535 --> 00:04:40,813
+公主板起塊面話：你唔肯係嘛？我要叫㗎喇，我話你對我冇禮，打到我全身又青又腫。
+
+47
+00:04:41,605 --> 00:04:45,904
+突然放聲大叫：哎呀！好痛啊！
+
+48
+00:04:46,464 --> 00:04:51,082
+嚇到韋小寶猛咁作揖話：哎呀唔好嗌喇唔好嗌喇，我聽你吩咐就係嘞。
+
+49
+00:04:52,395 --> 00:05:02,399
+呢處係公主寢宮，外面有好多太監宮女企喺度侍候嘅，佢只要再叫幾聲，即刻就有好多人湧入嚟。
+
+50
+00:05:03,654 --> 00:05:08,211
+呢處唔同嗰間比武嘅小屋啊，嗰度四周圍都冇人嘅。
+
+51
+00:05:09,401 --> 00:05:17,377
+公主微微笑一笑話：賤格！好地地同你講你偏偏唔肯聽，一定要敬酒唔飲飲罰酒嘅。
+
+52
+00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:24,179
+韋小寶喺個心話：你先至係賤格啊，主子唔做做奴才。
+
+53
+00:05:25,457 --> 00:05:29,749
+公主屈低一隻腳，恭恭敬敬噉向佢請個安，佢話：
+
+54
+00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:35,170
+桂貝勒，你要唞喇，奴才侍候你除衫啦。
+
+55
+00:05:36,934 --> 00:05:42,541
+貝勒呢，係清朝嘅爵號，地位次於郡王。
+
+56
+00:05:44,374 --> 00:05:49,243
+噉韋小寶話：哼，我唔瞓嘞，你同我輕輕𢱕下骨啦。
+
+57
+00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:50,792
+係。
+
+58
+00:05:51,782 --> 00:06:01,784
+噉啊公主坐喺地下，攞起佢右腳晾喺自己嘅大髀上便輕輕噉𢱕骨，細心熨帖，一啲都冇整痛佢嘅傷口。
+
+59
+00:06:03,051 --> 00:06:10,171
+韋小寶讚佢話：你真係天生嘅奴才啊，服侍得我好舒服啊。
+
+60
+00:06:11,895 --> 00:06:14,647
+噉啊喺佢面珠上面輕輕搣咗一下。
+
+61
+00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:20,216
+公主就歡喜到乜嘢噉低聲話：主子誇獎喇。
+
+62
+00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:32,625
+除咗韋小寶隻靴，喺佢腳上輕輕噉捻咗一陣，又換過佢左腳，𢱕完骨喇，又除咗佢隻靴嚟按摩，佢話：
+
+63
+00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:38,448
+桂貝勒，你喺床上面瞓啦，我同你𢱕下背脊啦。
+
+64
+00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:47,681
+韋小寶畀佢按摩得十分舒服，個心諗呢個賤格鬼如果唔畀佢過足奴才癮呢，決唔會放我走嘅。
+
+65
+00:06:48,686 --> 00:06:56,053
+噉就上床打橫瞓喺處，即刻就聞到一浸浸嘅幽香，佢諗：
+
+66
+00:06:57,045 --> 00:07:05,395
+呢個賤格鬼吖鋪床咁華麗，麗春院裏頭嘅頭等紅牌阿姑都冇咁靚嘅被褥枕頭啊。
+
+67
+00:07:06,464 --> 00:07:11,628
+噉啊公主攞過張薄被𢫏喺佢個身處，喺佢背脊輕輕噉拍打。
+
+68
+00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:23,984
+韋小寶迷迷懵懵啊正在大充桂貝勒嘅時候，忽然間聽見門外好多人齊聲話：皇太后駕到！
+
+69
+00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,883
+噓嚇到佢不得了，連忙想跳起身。
+
+70
+00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:33,032
+公主神色驚惶佢話：嚟唔切走喇，蜎落被竇啦，唔好逳啊。
+
+71
+00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:40,831
+韋小寶個頭一縮，蜎咗入去張被裏便，隱約啊聽見打門聲，嚇到佢爭啲暈咁滯。
+
+72
+00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:49,128
+公主嗱嗱聲放低羅帳，就去拔開門戌，一開門唧，太后就𨂾入嚟喇佢話：
+
+73
+00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:53,208
+青天白日，閂埋道門做咩嘢啊？
+
+74
+00:07:54,898 --> 00:07:59,148
+公主笑住話：我好攰啊，正話想瞓一陣啫嘛。
+
+75
+00:08:00,174 --> 00:08:05,080
+太后坐低之後又問佢嘞：又喺度搞咩鬼啊？
+
+76
+00:08:05,787 --> 00:08:08,069
+咦？塊面點解一啲血色都冇嘅？
+
+77
+00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,730
+我都話好攰咯。
+
+78
+00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:22,226
+太后一耷低頭，見到床前便有一對靴，又見堂羅帳逳逳下，嗯個心知道有古怪喇，就對班太監宮女話：
+
+79
+00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:25,273
+你哋都出去外便侍候。
+
+80
+00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:32,255
+等班人出咗去之後，對公主話：閂埋門，上埋門戌。
+
+81
+00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:37,070
+公主笑住話：太后又想搞咩嘢呢？
+
+82
+00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:46,160
+噉啊聽佢話閂埋道門，順住太后隻眼光望過去，一見到對靴，不由得面色都變咗佢強笑話：
+
+83
+00:08:46,899 --> 00:08:54,571
+誒我正話想着翻套男裝，扮個男仔畀太后睇下，你話我着咗男裝個樣英俊唔英俊呢？
+
+84
+00:08:56,074 --> 00:09:03,082
+太后冷冰冰噉話：我要睇下床上嗰個男仔個樣英俊唔英俊啊。
+
+85
+00:09:03,629 --> 00:09:06,316
+噗聲企起身，行到張床前面。
+
+86
+00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:10,204
+公主驚到不得了，拉住太后隻手佢話：
+
+87
+00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,034
+太后，我同佢玩下啫嘛，我同佢玩下㗎咋。
+
+88
+00:09:15,427 --> 00:09:23,720
+太后將隻手一捹將佢捹開幾步，揦起堂羅帳掀咗張被，揦住韋小寶個衫領扚佢起身。
+
+89
+00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:31,297
+韋小寶塊面呢就向住床裏便唔敢擰轉頭同佢打對面，周身啊嚇到滴滴震。
+
+90
+00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:38,715
+公主話：太后啊，佢係皇帝哥哥最鐘意嘅小太監，你，你唔好殺佢啊。
+
+91
+00:09:40,004 --> 00:09:42,864
+太后哼咗一聲，個心諗：
+
+92
+00:09:43,837 --> 00:09:54,887
+個女年紀漸漸大喇，情竇已開，床上收埋個小太監，亦不過做啲假鳳虛凰嘅勾當啫，都唔算得咩大事嘅。
+
+93
+00:09:55,703 --> 00:10:01,679
+右手一轉，將韋小寶個面轉翻出嚟，啪啪噉打咗兩巴喝佢話：
+
+94
+00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:05,447
+快啲躝喇，再畀我見到你同公主鬼混。
+
+95
+00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:09,889
+突然間睇見咗佢個樣，吃咗一驚話：哎呀，係你啊？
+
+96
+00:10:10,807 --> 00:10:13,479
+韋小寶擰翻轉頭話：唔係我啊。
+
+97
+00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,560
+哈，呢三個字真係莫名其妙。
+
+98
+00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:22,262
+但係而家佢心驚膽戰，唔係噉講又有咩好講呢？
+
+99
+00:10:23,424 --> 00:10:26,730
+太后出力噉揸住佢條頭領，慢慢噉話：
+
+100
+00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:33,293
+天堂有路你唔走，地獄無門闖進來。
+
+101
+00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:38,345
+你對公主無禮，今日就唔怨得我喇。
+
+102
+00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:43,502
+公主話：太后啊，係我要佢瞓喺呢處㗎咋唔好怪佢啊。
+
+103
+00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:53,862
+太后用左掌喺韋小寶腦門輕輕拍咗拍，跟住舉起左手，就想運力打落去，一掌就殺咗佢嘞。
+
+104
+00:10:55,221 --> 00:11:05,607
+韋小寶喺萬分危急之中，突然間想起洪教主教佢嗰招狄青降龍，即刻捩轉雙手，喺太后胸前摸咗下。
+
+105
+00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:11,652
+太后吃咗一驚，胸口急急向後縮，喝佢話：你作死啊！
+
+106
+00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:24,180
+韋小寶雙腳喺床邊一𨅝，一個倒翻關斗就騎喺太后條頸處，雙手食指撳住佢雙眼，手指公呢頂住佢太陽穴，喝佢話：
+
+107
+00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,694
+你一逳，我就挖咗你眼核。
+
+108
+00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:39,592
+佢呢一招呢未曾練熟㗎，本來就好難施展，好在佢企喺床上便，而太后呢就企喺地下，一高一低就倒騎容易噃。
+
+109
+00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:49,682
+而挖眼呢本來應該用中指嘅，而家變成用食指，倒翻關斗個時候，腳尖呢就勾咗堂羅帳落嚟。
+
+110
+00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:57,343
+呢一招使得拖泥帶水狼狽不堪，洪教主如果見到啊，非激到半死不可。
+
+111
+00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:05,874
+雖然係手法唔啱啫，但係招式係實在巧妙噃，太后仲係畀佢制住，竟然難以抵擋。
+
+112
+00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:11,742
+公主哈哈大笑話：小桂子唔准無禮啊，快啲放咗太后啦。
+
+113
+00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:19,815
+韋小寶右腳一提，右手拔出匕首頂住太后後心，然後喺條頸處瀡翻落地。
+
+114
+00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:26,609
+忽然間啪一聲，一件五色燦爛嘅物件跌咗喺地下正係神龍教嘅五龍令。
+
+115
+00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:33,731
+太后一見到大吃一驚話：呢，呢，呢件嘢，係點樣嚟㗎？
+
+116
+00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:45,476
+韋小寶想起太后同神龍教個假宮女鄧炳春、劉燕暗中勾結，講唔定呢個五龍令可以逼到佢聽自己話噃，就話：
+
+117
+00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:52,651
+咩呢件嘢嗰件嘢啊，呢個係本教嘅五龍令你唔認得咩？好大膽啊你！
+
+118
+00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:57,333
+太后全身一震話：係，係。
+
+119
+00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:03,145
+韋小寶聽佢言語恭順，不由得心花怒放喇佢話：
+
+120
+00:13:04,194 --> 00:13:10,574
+見五龍令就好似見到教主一樣，洪教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+121
+00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:18,325
+太后聲都震晒噉話：洪教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+122
+00:13:19,492 --> 00:13:22,515
+護低身執起五龍令高高噉舉起。
+
+123
+00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:28,430
+韋小寶接翻五龍令喇，問佢：你聽唔聽我號令啊？
+
+124
+00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,603
+係，謹遵吩咐。
+
+125
+00:13:32,716 --> 00:13:37,922
+教主寶訓，時刻在心。制勝克敵，無事不成。
+
+126
+00:13:39,255 --> 00:13:45,513
+教主寶訓，時刻在心。制勝克敵，無事不成。
+
+127
+00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:54,138
+直到而家，韋小寶先至唞咗個大氣，放開匕首，大模大樣噉坐喺張床處。
+
+128
+00:13:55,560 --> 00:14:03,082
+太后對公主話：你出去外便，咩嘢事都唔好講，否則，我殺咗你。
+
+129
+00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,238
+嚇咗公主一驚佢話：係。
+
+130
+00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,612
+佢睇咗韋小寶一眼，佢就問嘞：
+
+131
+00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:13,314
+太后，係皇帝哥哥個聖旨啊？
+
+132
+00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:25,052
+康熙年紀漸漸大，威權日重，太監、宮女以及御前侍衞講到皇上個時候，越嚟越恭敬同害怕。
+
+133
+00:14:25,972 --> 00:14:28,969
+公主呢亦都知道太后對皇帝都幾怕嘅。
+
+134
+00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:32,463
+太后岌一岌頭話：係。
+
+135
+00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:41,698
+佢係皇帝嘅親信，有緊要事同我講，千祈唔能夠洩漏啊，喺皇帝面前更加唔能夠提起。
+
+136
+00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:45,110
+免致，免致皇帝嬲你啊。
+
+137
+00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:48,922
+公主話：係，我冇咁笨。
+
+138
+00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:54,198
+講完就行出間��，順手閂翻埋道房門。
+
+139
+00:14:55,853 --> 00:15:00,030
+太后同韋小寶面面相對，大家都互相猜疑啊。
+
+140
+00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:02,828
+噉過咗一陣間，太后話：
+
+141
+00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:10,898
+隔墻有耳，呢處唔係講説話嘅地方，請去慈寧宮詳談啦好嘛？
+
+142
+00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:22,551
+聽佢用咗個請字，又係商量嘅口吻，唔敢擅作主張，噉韋小寶更加寬心嘞，跟住佢又諗：
+
+143
+00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:30,436
+呢個老舉乸心狠手辣，呃我去到慈寧宮唔知道使咩詭計嚟害老子嘞。
+
+144
+00:15:31,116 --> 00:15:32,719
+噉就岌一岌頭低聲話：
+
+145
+00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:38,908
+我係本教新任白龍使，奉洪教主命令出掌五龍令。
+
+146
+00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:46,283
+太后當堂肅然起敬，躬身話：屬下參見白龍使。
+
+147
+00:15:47,633 --> 00:16:00,761
+雖然韋小寶啊早就想到，太后既然同黑龍門屬下教眾勾結，對洪教主啊必定十分尊敬嘅，呢個五龍令對佢呢多數會嚇窒佢嘅。
+
+148
+00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:06,703
+但係萬萬想唔到，佢自己竟然亦係神龍教嘅教眾。
+
+149
+00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:12,711
+以佢太后之尊啊，天下事有咩叫做得唔到㗎？
+
+150
+00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:19,953
+居然會去加入神龍教，而地位呢低過自己好多，真係實在發夢都想唔到嘞。
+
+151
+00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:25,522
+所以見佢恭恭敬敬噉行禮，不由得愕然。
+
+152
+00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:32,403
+太后見到佢唔出聲，仲以為佢記仇噃，好驚啊，佢低聲話：
+
+153
+00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:41,819
+屬下以前唔知道尊使身份，多多得罪十分惶恐，希望尊使大度寬容啊。
+
+154
+00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:50,173
+但係見到佢年紀咁細小，竟然喺教內身居高位，噉究竟係咪真嘅呢？
+
+155
+00:16:51,545 --> 00:17:04,285
+但係跟住又想到，近年來教主同夫人係大量提拔新晉少年，教裏頭嘅老兄弟被屠殺又有，被疑忌又有，漸漸失去權勢。
+
+156
+00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:09,157
+呢個細佬哥新任白龍使，又一啲都唔出奇噃。
+
+157
+00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:19,077
+佢又諗：就算佢係真嘅白龍使，我而家殺咗佢，教裏頭亦冇人知㗎。
+
+158
+00:17:19,993 --> 00:17:25,877
+呢個衰仔對我記仇記得好厲害，留佢喺處就後患無窮喇。
+
+159
+00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:31,529
+太后一想到殺人，雙眼不由自主噉露出狠毒嘅表情。
+
+160
+00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:37,702
+韋小寶即時驚覺喇佢諗：弊喇，老舉乸要殺我。
+
+161
+00:17:38,418 --> 00:17:44,653
+就低聲話：先頭我捉你嘅手法，你知唔知係邊個傳授我㗎？
+
+162
+00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:56,000
+太后吃咗一驚啊，諗翻呢個衰仔先頭所使嘅手法，詭秘莫測，一招唧就將自己制住，呢啲正係教主嘅手段。
+
+163
+00:17:56,865 --> 00:18:03,798
+佢聲都震晒話：唔通，唔通係教主親傳畀你嘅？
+
+164
+00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:16,800
+韋小寶笑住話：教主傳咗我三十招殺手，洪夫人呢，傳咗我三十招擒拿手，噉比較起嚟，噉梗係教主嘅手法厲害得多啦。
+
+165
+00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:26,806
+不過佢老人家嘅招數呢，一出手就要攞人條命嘅，噉我唔想殺你，因此呢，只係用咗夫人所傳嘅一招飛燕回翔唧。
+
+166
+00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:31,757
+嘿，佢吹牛唔使本錢，招數一加就多咗十倍。
+
+167
+00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:43,458
+太后就毫不懷疑噃，佢知道洪夫人所使嘅好多招數，確實係安咗個古代美人嘅名嘅，不由得出咗一身冷汗佢諗：
+
+168
+00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:52,142
+好彩佢只係用洪夫人嘅招數對付我唧，如果用教主所傳授嘅，而家我早就冇命喇。
+
+169
+00:18:53,173 --> 00:19:00,361
+呢陣時佢邊度仲敢害韋小寶啊，恭恭敬敬噉話：多謝尊使不殺之恩啊。
+
+170
+00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:09,347
+韋小寶得意洋洋噉話：我冇挖到你雙眼核，比夫人所教嘅呢就放寬咗幾分嘞。
+
+171
+00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,739
+太后越想越驚啊佢話：
+
+172
+00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:19,892
+多謝手下留情，屬下感激萬分，必定會報答尊使嘅恩德嘅。
+
+173
+00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:32,734
+韋小寶本來一見太后就好似老鼠見貓噉，情不自禁就篩糠噉全身震，點知道而家竟然將佢制得服服帖帖。
+
+174
+00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:39,946
+見佢誠惶誠恐噉企喺面前，個心嗰種得意法啊真係難以形容咯。
+
+175
+00:19:40,843 --> 00:19:44,912
+佢用左腳晾喺右腳上便，搖咗幾搖低聲話：
+
+176
+00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:52,005
+呢次跟埋本使由神龍島嚟北京嘅，仲有肥頭陀同陸高軒兩個人啊。
+
+177
+00:19:52,996 --> 00:19:54,348
+係，係。
+
+178
+00:19:56,038 --> 00:20:01,918
+太后諗肥陸兩個人係教中高手，好彩先頭啊冇莽撞唧。
+
+179
+00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:09,799
+如果將佢打死咗咪講話��主日後追究啦，就算係肥陸兩個人搵到嚟，亦係死路一條啊。
+
+180
+00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:16,318
+見到韋小寶塊面仲有手指印，係自己先頭摑佢兩巴留喺處嘅就話：
+
+181
+00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:22,383
+屬下過去對待尊使種種行為，確實係罪該萬死。
+
+182
+00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:26,277
+尊使大人大量，後福無窮啊。
+
+183
+00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,398
+韋小寶微微一笑話：
+
+184
+00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:38,218
+白龍使鍾志靈背叛教主，教主同夫人已經將佢殺咗嘞，派我接掌白龍門。
+
+185
+00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:46,927
+黑龍使張淡月辦事不力，教主同夫人啊好嬲啊，攞經嘅事而家由我嚟辦。
+
+186
+00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:51,498
+太后全身都震晒佢話：係，係。
+
+187
+00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:59,244
+佢想起幾部經書得而復失，呢一排呢日夜擔心，終於事發喇佢話：
+
+188
+00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:07,778
+呢件事講起上嚟，好長篇嘅，請尊使移駕慈寧宮，由屬下詳稟啦。
+
+189
+00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,092
+好。
+
+190
+00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:17,431
+韋小寶諗呢件事裏頭呢唔明白嘅地方好多，正係想查問佢，噉就企起身。
+
+191
+00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:24,562
+太后轉身去拔開門戌，開咗房門，打側身企響處，讓佢行先。
+
+192
+00:21:25,432 --> 00:21:28,820
+韋小寶啊大聲話：太后啟駕喇。
+
+193
+00:21:29,757 --> 00:21:32,417
+太后低聲話：得罪喇。
+
+194
+00:21:32,969 --> 00:21:40,009
+就行出門口，韋小寶跟住佢後便，噉啊幾十名太監宮女遠遠噉跟住行。
+
+195
+00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,295
+兩個人嚟到慈寧宮。
+
+196
+00:21:44,661 --> 00:21:53,508
+太后帶佢行入臥室，叫啲宮女行開嘞，噉啊閂埋房門，親自斟咗碗參湯雙手敬畀韋小寶。
+
+197
+00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,059
+韋小寶接咗飲咗幾啖個心諗：
+
+198
+00:21:58,003 --> 00:22:03,814
+我今日嗰啲威風法啊，只有當年順治老皇爺可以同我比下。
+
+199
+00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:09,095
+嚱就算係小皇帝，太后亦都唔會對佢咁恭敬嘅。
+
+200
+00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,395
+個心又試歡喜一輪。
+
+201
+00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:19,433
+太后打開個箱，攞咗個錦盒出嚟，又開咗盒，攞出一個小玉瓶佢話：
+
+202
+00:22:20,391 --> 00:22:33,227
+啓稟尊使，呢度有三十粒雪參玉蟾丸，乃係朝鮮國王嘅貢品，珍貴無比，食咗之後強身健體百毒不侵啊。
+
+203
+00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:48,423
+其中十二粒，請尊使轉呈教主，十粒，請轉呈教主夫人，噉淨翻嗰八粒，請尊使自己食啦，算係，算係屬下一啲啲心意啊。
+
+204
+00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,471
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：多謝你嘞。
+
+205
+00:22:52,995 --> 00:22:57,099
+不過唔知呢啲藥丸，同豹胎易筋丸會唔會衝撞嘅呢？
+
+206
+00:22:58,171 --> 00:23:03,225
+唔會嘅，恭喜尊使得蒙教主恩賜豹胎易筋丸。
+
+207
+00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:11,168
+誒唔知，唔知道屬下今年嘅解藥，教主是否叫尊使帶咗嚟呢？
+
+208
+00:23:12,465 --> 00:23:16,187
+韋小寶打個特，今年嘅解藥？
+
+209
+00:23:17,111 --> 00:23:21,630
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,338
+前文再續啊書接上一回。
+
+2
+00:00:04,831 --> 00:00:12,023
+話説韋小寶聽太后問佢，教主有冇叫佢帶豹胎易筋丸嘅解藥嚟噉。
+
+3
+00:00:13,294 --> 00:00:17,134
+韋小寶打個特嘞，今年嘅解藥？
+
+4
+00:00:18,175 --> 00:00:22,771
+跟住佢明白嘞，太后一定亦食咗豹胎易筋丸。
+
+5
+00:00:23,645 --> 00:00:32,606
+噉啊教主每年發一次解藥，不過呢又解唔徹底，需要年年食一次嘅，噉藥性先至唔會發作。
+
+6
+00:00:34,014 --> 00:00:41,081
+韋小寶笑住話：你同我都食咗豹胎丸，嗰啲解藥當然唔能夠由我帶嚟嘞。
+
+7
+00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:48,859
+太后話：係，不過尊使蒙教主恩寵，屬下點能夠同你比吖？
+
+8
+00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:56,696
+韋小寶諗：嚇到佢咁厲害，都要安慰翻佢幾句至得。佢就話：
+
+9
+00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:06,483
+教主同夫人話：只要你盡忠教主，唔三心兩意，努力辦事呢，教主總唔會待薄你嘅，你一切放心啦。
+
+10
+00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:13,690
+太后好歡喜啊佢話：教主恩德如山，屬下萬死難報。
+
+11
+00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:18,124
+教主仙福永享，壽與天齊啊。
+
+12
+00:01:19,483 --> 00:01:28,059
+韋小寶諗：你啊本來係皇后，而家係皇太后，除咗皇帝天下最大就你嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:35,974
+神龍教硬厲害啊，亦決唔能夠同你相比啦，誒點解你要入教聽命於教主呢？
+
+14
+00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:37,768
+噉唔係賤格？
+
+15
+00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:45,100
+冇錯啦，多數都係你同你嘅女一樣，都要畀人哋打畀人鬧先至得快活嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:53,300
+因為佢年紀太細啊，對於世事知道有限，一時亦估唔透其中嘅原因。
+
+17
+00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:03,870
+太后見到佢沉沉吟吟，估計佢就要問及攞經書嘅事嘞，不如自己講先啦，就話：
+
+18
+00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:13,188
+嗰三部經書，屬下派鄧炳春同柳燕兩個人呈畀教主，佢老人家睇嚟已經收到㗎啦？
+
+19
+00:02:14,398 --> 00:02:17,248
+韋小寶打個特嘞，佢個心諗：
+
+20
+00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:27,848
+假宮女鄧炳春係陶阿姨殺死嘅，柳燕就死於方姑娘劍下，有咩經書呈交畀教主唧？
+
+21
+00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:30,969
+都唔明白佢噉講有咩用意，佢就話：
+
+22
+00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:37,797
+你話有三部經書呈畀教主啊？呢件事冇聽講過噃。
+
+23
+00:02:38,314 --> 00:02:43,466
+教主話黑龍使搞咗咁耐一無所得好嬲啊，爭的逼到佢自殺喇。
+
+24
+00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:47,822
+太后好奇怪噉話：噉就奇嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:48,522 --> 00:02:54,798
+屬下明明已經派鄧炳春同柳燕兩個，將三部經書專誠送去神龍島。
+
+26
+00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:58,619
+噉梗係喺柳燕畀尊使處死之前嘅事啦。
+
+27
+00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,541
+哦，有噉嘅事咩？
+
+28
+00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:06,890
+鄧炳春啊？係咪就係你嗰個光頭佬師兄啊？
+
+29
+00:03:07,831 --> 00:03:12,627
+係啊，尊使日後返去神龍島，傳佢嚟問下就知㗎喇。
+
+30
+00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:17,273
+韋小寶突然間明白，佢諗：
+
+31
+00:03:17,575 --> 00:03:23,779
+冇錯喇，鄧炳春畀陶阿姨殺死，呢個老舉乸仲估我一啲都唔知。
+
+32
+00:03:24,588 --> 00:03:30,528
+佢失咗三部經書怕教主怪罪佢，將一切都推喺兩個死人頭上。
+
+33
+00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:34,627
+呢啲叫做死無對證，哈佢都幾聰明噃。
+
+34
+00:03:35,589 --> 00:03:43,768
+誰知呢三部經書都喺老子手上，你，你噉講呃人哋就得，偏偏就呃唔到老子。
+
+35
+00:03:44,364 --> 00:03:47,013
+好，我暫時唔穿你嘅煲住。
+
+36
+00:03:47,997 --> 00:03:48,600
+就話：
+
+37
+00:03:49,343 --> 00:03:57,021
+你既然已經攞到三部經書咯，功勞都算唔細，噉其餘嗰五部，仲要出多啲力至得啊。
+
+38
+00:03:57,657 --> 00:04:05,486
+係，屬下從朝到黑，都諗住點先至將另外五部經書攞返嚟，報答教主嘅恩德嘅。
+
+39
+00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,081
+好極喇。
+
+40
+00:04:07,752 --> 00:04:14,511
+其實呢你咁忠心，豹胎易筋丸裏便嘅毒性，一次過同你解晒都唔緊要啦。
+
+41
+00:04:15,402 --> 00:04:20,401
+不過好快我就會見到教主㗎嘞，到時，一定同你講多幾句好話。
+
+42
+00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:23,884
+太后好高興啊躬身請咗個安話：
+
+43
+00:04:24,582 --> 00:04:27,581
+尊使大恩，屬下永不敢忘。
+
+44
+00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:34,809
+最好呢，屬下能夠轉入白龍門，得到尊使教導指揮，噉就更加好喇。
+
+45
+00:04:36,074 --> 00:04:37,489
+噉都好容易嘅啫。
+
+46
+00:04:38,107 --> 00:04:43,405
+不過你入教嘅一切經過，需要同我詳詳細細噉講下，啲多都唔好隱瞞喇。
+
+47
+00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:48,742
+係，屬下對於本門座使，半句都唔敢花假嘅。
+
+48
+00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:56,008
+啱啱講到呢處唧，忽然門外有腳步聲，一名宮女咳嗽一聲就話：
+
+49
+00:04:57,181 --> 00:05:03,346
+啟稟太后，皇上傳桂公公，話有緊要事，叫佢即刻去喎。
+
+50
+00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:09,781
+韋小寶岌一岌頭低聲話：你一切放心啦，以後再講啦。
+
+51
+00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:13,835
+太后低聲話：多謝尊使。
+
+52
+00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:18,310
+然後大聲話喇：皇上傳你，你去啦。
+
+53
+00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:22,800
+韋小寶話：係，太后萬福金安。
+
+54
+00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:32,913
+出咗門口，只見八名侍衞喺慈寧宮外便守住，佢微微吃咗一驚：出咗咩事啊？
+
+55
+00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,728
+嗱嗱聲趕住去上書房。
+
+56
+00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:40,412
+康熙一見到佢好歡喜噉話：你冇事就好嘞。
+
+57
+00:05:40,918 --> 00:05:45,165
+我聽講你畀老賤人帶咗去真係有啲擔心，怕佢害你啊。
+
+58
+00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,892
+韋小寶話：多謝師父關心。
+
+59
+00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:58,917
+嗰個老，誒佢，佢問我近來去咗邊處喎，噉我諗住老皇爺嘅事千祈唔能夠講㗎，連山西同五台山都唔能夠提嘅。
+
+60
+00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:05,620
+不過我又唔係幾識講大話嘅，畀佢追問得緊咯，我情急智生，我就話：
+
+61
+00:06:05,797 --> 00:06:12,036
+冇嘢，皇上派奴才去江南，睇下有咩好玩嘅嘢就順便買啲返嚟啫嘛噉。
+
+62
+00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:20,521
+我又話：皇上吩咐我唔好講畀太后知，免得太后怪皇上做咗皇帝嘞，仲係咁細佬哥脾氣。
+
+63
+00:06:21,401 --> 00:06:24,435
+康熙聽咗哈哈大笑拍下佢膊頭話：
+
+64
+00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:26,961
+哈哈哈哈，噉講就最好嘞。
+
+65
+00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:31,487
+等嗰個老賤人當我仲係細佬哥貪玩就唔嚟防範我。
+
+66
+00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,702
+你仲話唔會講大話喎，講得好好啊你。
+
+67
+00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:42,522
+原來仲講得好好添啊？奴才一直擔心啊怕噉樣講皇上會唔高興添。
+
+68
+00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:45,407
+唔會，好好啊。
+
+69
+00:06:46,337 --> 00:06:52,326
+先頭啊，我怕老賤人害你，就派咗八名侍衞去慈寧宮外便守住。
+
+70
+00:06:53,180 --> 00:07:01,077
+如果老賤人唔放你走，我就叫佢哋衝入去搶翻你出嚟，真係要同佢擘面我都唔計得咁多㗎嘞。
+
+71
+00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,909
+韋小寶跪低叩頭話：
+
+72
+00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:09,377
+皇帝師父恩重如山，奴才弟子粉身難報啊。
+
+73
+00:07:10,641 --> 00:07:14,675
+你好好去服侍老皇爺，就係報咗我對你嘅恩德嘞。
+
+74
+00:07:15,408 --> 00:07:15,832
+係。
+
+75
+00:07:17,134 --> 00:07:22,125
+康熙喺書枱上面攞起一個密封嘅黃紙大信封，佢話，佢話：
+
+76
+00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:34,077
+呢個係封賞少林寺班和尚嘅上諭，你去挑選四十名御前侍衞、二千名驍騎營官兵，去少林寺宣旨辦事啦。
+
+77
+00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:43,521
+至於辦咩事，喺上諭裏便寫住㗎喇，去到少林寺之後，拆開嚟讀，你遵旨做就係嘞。
+
+78
+00:07:44,509 --> 00:07:53,101
+而家我升你嘅官，任你為驍騎營正黃旗副都統，呢個係正二品嘅大官嚟啊。
+
+79
+00:07:53,960 --> 00:08:00,837
+你本來係漢人，我賜你為滿洲人，我哋叫呢啲做入滿洲抬旗啊。
+
+80
+00:08:01,808 --> 00:08:07,687
+正黃旗係皇帝親自率領嘅旗兵，驍騎營呢，係皇帝嘅親兵。
+
+81
+00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:12,438
+嗰個御前侍衛副總管嘅官你仍然兼住啦。
+
+82
+00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:22,074
+康熙知道韋小寶不學無術，年紀又細，真係做官呢做唔嚟嘅，因此兩個職位呢都係副手。
+
+83
+00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:30,404
+韋小寶話：只要能夠時常喺皇帝師父身邊，官大官細奴才弟子都唔在乎嘅。
+
+84
+00:08:30,892 --> 00:08:32,916
+講完，就叩頭謝恩嘞。
+
+85
+00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:41,488
+佢諗：我好地地係個漢人，而家搖身一變，變咗做旗人喎。
+
+86
+00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:56,504
+吖皇帝師父叫我唔使去清涼寺做小和尚住，就要我帶兵去少林寺頒旨，封賞救駕有功嘅各位大師，噉啊多數等我出下風頭先啫。
+
+87
+00:08:56,737 --> 00:09:04,412
+哈，呢啲係叫做先甜後苦，先做老爺就後打囉柚，唉冇計啦。
+
+88
+00:09:05,738 --> 00:09:17,710
+康熙將驍騎營正黃旗都統察爾珠傳嚟，噉啊講畀佢聽小桂子其實唔係太監，而係御前侍衞副總管，真名韋小寶。
+
+89
+00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:29,587
+為咗要擒殺鰲拜啊，噉先至派佢假扮太監唧，而家已經賜佢為旗人，屬正黃旗，升任驍騎營正黃旗副都統噉。
+
+90
+00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:38,888
+察爾珠喺鰲拜當權嘅時候，大受傾軋，本來已經捉咗去坐監啊，條命凍過水；
+
+91
+00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:47,325
+好在鰲拜被殺，噉先至放���出嚟，所以對擒殺鰲拜嘅韋小寶早就十分感激。
+
+92
+00:09:48,393 --> 00:09:55,250
+聽講皇上任命佢做自己嘅副手，個心非常之歡喜，即刻向佢祝賀啦，佢話：
+
+93
+00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:59,733
+韋兄弟，我哋兩個一齊辦事，真係乜都冇咁好嘞。
+
+94
+00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:04,798
+你係少年英雄，我哋驍騎營呢一次啊真係夠威咯。
+
+95
+00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,560
+韋小寶啊謙虛一番。
+
+96
+00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,078
+察爾珠就打定主意：
+
+97
+00:10:10,704 --> 00:10:25,000
+呢個人大受皇帝寵幸，雖然話係自己副手啊，其實自己應該做佢個副手至係㗎，只要得佢歡心，日後飛黃騰達啊不在話下。
+
+98
+00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:32,471
+康熙話：我有事派韋小寶去辦，你哋兩個人返去點齊人馬。
+
+99
+00:10:32,888 --> 00:10:35,974
+韋小寶今晚就出京，唔使嚟辭別喇。
+
+100
+00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:41,915
+講完，將調動驍騎營兵馬嘅金牌令符啊交咗畀韋小寶。
+
+101
+00:10:43,115 --> 00:10:46,753
+韋小寶接過金牌叩頭告別，佢諗：
+
+102
+00:10:47,811 --> 00:10:58,537
+老舉乸為咩事要入神龍教呢件事仲未曾查明嘅，不過亦唔緊要，九成九係賤格啦，下次回宮嘅時候再去問佢。
+
+103
+00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:11,605
+哈尋晚畀公主打咗一餐，全身都痛晒，一覺瞓到大天光就唔能夠去見陶阿姨添，唔知佢喺宮內點呢？下次回宮要見見佢至得。
+
+104
+00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:16,682
+噉韋小寶同察爾珠去見御前侍衞總管多隆。
+
+105
+00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:28,050
+韋小寶攞出康熙以前寫嗰張任命佢做御前侍衞副總管嘅上諭畀佢睇咗，多隆連聲祝賀啦，噉啊祝賀完喇佢話：
+
+106
+00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:38,903
+韋兄弟，你要挑選邊啲侍衛，即管挑選，只要皇上岌頭，要我陪你去一趟都得啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+107
+00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:48,075
+韋小寶話：噉就唔敢當，保護皇上責任重大，多總管想出京去玩下，嘿真係幾難喇。
+
+108
+00:11:48,772 --> 00:12:02,478
+多隆話：下次我請求皇上，我哋兩個換一換班，你做正嘅我做副嘅，有咩出京打秋風個好差事，嗨，做哥哥嘅我去撈翻趟至得。
+
+109
+00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:10,359
+韋小寶啊點咗張康年、趙齊賢兩名侍衞，噉啊叫佢兩個搵一班親近嘅侍衞。
+
+110
+00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,507
+察爾珠啊點齊二千名驍騎營軍士。
+
+111
+00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:18,189
+噉啊跟住各參領、佐領，參見副都統。
+
+112
+00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:25,416
+皇帝賞畀少林寺僧人嘅物品呢，亦已經齊備嘞，就裝喺幾十架車上便。
+
+113
+00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:33,763
+梗係啦，皇帝要做嘢唄，梗係話咁快脆就得嘞，只係兩個幾時辰一切都預備得妥妥當當啊。
+
+114
+00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:44,490
+韋小寶啊本應身穿驍騎營軍裝至係嘅，但係咁細碼嘅將軍軍裝，一時之間就唔容易做得好。
+
+115
+00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:55,320
+察爾珠啊想得周到啊將自己一套軍裝送畀佢，派咗四名巧手裁縫啊跟住去，喺架車處趕住同佢修改。
+
+116
+00:12:55,849 --> 00:13:02,956
+吩咐佢哋夜晚都唔准瞓覺，趕好咗軍裝先至准回京，如果偷懶重責軍棍。
+
+117
+00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:15,001
+韋小寶啊抽空返去頭髮胡同，同陸高軒同肥頭陀話，佢自己呢，今日已經混咗入皇宮喇，偷經書嘅事亦已經有啲眉目。
+
+118
+00:13:15,787 --> 00:13:21,200
+吩咐佢哋兩個喺屋企靜候消息，唔好隨便出去，以免洩漏機密。
+
+119
+00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:31,847
+陸肥兩個人見佢辦事咁順利，兩日唧，就有咗頭緒咯，都感覺到好欣慰，一味話好啦好啦噉應承佢。
+
+120
+00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:38,793
+韋小寶叫雙兒改扮男裝，扮個書童，跟埋佢一齊去。
+
+121
+00:13:40,935 --> 00:13:49,227
+起程嘅時候，個天已經好晏嘞，但係聖旨要佢即日離京啊，噉就點都要出城不可。
+
+122
+00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:54,523
+出咗永定門行咗二十里，就扎營住宿。
+
+123
+00:13:55,863 --> 00:14:05,686
+驍騎營係保護皇帝嘅親兵，都係清廷嘅親貴子弟，裝備飲食，冇一樣唔高過尋常士兵十倍嘅。
+
+124
+00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:12,116
+大家喺北京住得耐嘞，出京到處行下個個都興高采烈。
+
+125
+00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:22,667
+何況又唔係去打仗，而家係去河南公幹噃，即係朝廷出錢請佢哋遊山玩水啫確實係認真優差嘞。
+
+126
+00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:37,029
+韋小寶食完飯，瞓覺又太早啊，於是就召集張康年、趙齊賢一班侍衞，同埋驍騎營嘅參領、佐領軍官一齊去中軍帳。
+
+127
+00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:46,774
+噉大家都諗：皇上啊唔知派韋副都統去辦咩嘢大事，佢傳我哋去實係要宣示特旨嘞。
+
+128
+00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:56,994
+噉各人參見完畢，韋小���笑住話：喂各位兄弟，橫掂得閒冇事啫，大家嚟賭錢老子做莊。
+
+129
+00:14:57,986 --> 00:15:01,702
+班軍官都聽到傻晒噃，以為開玩笑啫。
+
+130
+00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:12,011
+哈，點知見佢喺身邊攞出四粒骰仔，喺枱面上面一擲，嗰啲骰仔突突突突猛咁轉，班人噉就歡聲雷動嘞。
+
+131
+00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:22,887
+因為大凡當兵嘅呢冇個唔好賭嘅，只係行軍出征嘅時候，就嚴禁賭博，就以免軍心浮動，誤咗大事。
+
+132
+00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:26,754
+韋小寶完全唔知道呢一套規矩嘅。
+
+133
+00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:35,950
+驍騎營嘅參領、佐領雖然知道軍紀啊，但諗住呢一次又唔係打仗，何必掃咗副都統嘅興致呢？
+
+134
+00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:43,662
+韋小寶喺身邊扲出一沓銀票，喺枱面一放，足足有五六千兩銀佢話：
+
+135
+00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,402
+邊個有本事就嚟贏咗佢啦。
+
+136
+00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:49,603
+啲軍官就紛紛返去攞銀嚟賭嘞。
+
+137
+00:15:51,012 --> 00:16:02,107
+驍騎營嘅軍士有好多職位雖然係低，不過屋企好富有嘅，聽講韋副都統做莊開賭唄，都靜靜跟住縮入嚟中軍帳。
+
+138
+00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:08,099
+韋小寶話：嗱，上場不分大細，有銀兩元寶就攞嚟。
+
+139
+00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:12,550
+英雄好漢越輸越笑，烏龜王八，贏咗就趯。
+
+140
+00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:17,058
+噗！喺四粒骰仔上面吹一啖氣，一手就擲落嚟嘞。
+
+141
+00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:28,224
+佢喺揚州個時候啊，非常之羨慕賭場莊家嘅威風，噉做咩副總管、副都統都唔係算乜嘢；
+
+142
+00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:34,708
+今日統帶幾千名兵馬做莊大賭，噉先係生平嘅最得意嘅事情。
+
+143
+00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:39,328
+噉啊眾軍官紛紛落注，有殺有賠。
+
+144
+00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:47,508
+賭咗一陣，大家興起嚟嘞賭注漸漸大喇，噉逼晒喺後便嘅軍士呢，亦都遞銀埋嚟賭。
+
+145
+00:16:48,518 --> 00:16:54,829
+侍衞趙齊賢同埋一名軍隊嘅佐領企喺韋小寶身邊，幫佢收注賠錢。
+
+146
+00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:59,117
+嗰座中軍帳啊，直情係個大賭場噉。
+
+147
+00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:04,803
+賭咗個幾時辰，賭枱上便已經有咗二萬幾兩銀嘞。
+
+148
+00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:12,176
+有啲輸到乾晒塘嘅，就返去營房，問啲唔賭錢嘅同伴，借錢返嚟再翻本。
+
+149
+00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:19,424
+話説韋小寶一擲四粒骰仔，四粒骰仔都係紅嘅，通殺。
+
+150
+00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,940
+噉大家好冇癮啦有啲又鬧有啲又歎氣。
+
+151
+00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:30,335
+趙齊賢正話想伸手去擸晒嗰啲賭注返嚟，點知韋小寶話：
+
+152
+00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:37,676
+咪住咪住，老子今日第一日帶兵做莊，呢一注送畀各位朋友，唔殺！
+
+153
+00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:44,296
+官兵啊歡聲雷動啊一齊話：嘿！韋都統真係英雄使得啊！
+
+154
+00:17:45,491 --> 00:17:48,751
+韋小寶話：嗱，要加注就加啦。
+
+155
+00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:57,010
+各人呢一注死裏逃生，都覺得運氣極好，就紛紛加注，成枱都堆滿銀啊。
+
+156
+00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:05,875
+忽然間有個人大聲話：押天門！將一件西瓜噉嘅嘢押喺天門上便。
+
+157
+00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,044
+眾人一睇，當堂嚇到傻晒。
+
+158
+00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:13,006
+賭枱上便原來係一個血肉模糊嘅首級。
+
+159
+00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:18,310
+嗰個首級頭戴官帽，係一名御前侍衞啊。
+
+160
+00:18:19,252 --> 00:18:22,494
+趙齊賢驚叫一聲話：係葛通啊！
+
+161
+00:18:23,422 --> 00:18:26,178
+原來呢個係御前侍衞葛通嘅人頭。
+
+162
+00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:29,772
+佢輪值喺帳外巡邏，畀人哋割咗個頭。
+
+163
+00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:42,137
+噉啊眾人都驚晒啦，擔高頭一睇，只見中軍帳口，有十幾個身穿藍衫嘅人企響處，各人手執長劍。
+
+164
+00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:48,988
+眾軍官啊人人都全神貫注噉賭錢邊個都唔知道呢啲人係幾時入嚟嘅。
+
+165
+00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,967
+噉眾軍官都冇帶兵器啊，一時唔知點好。
+
+166
+00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:59,117
+賭枱前便企住一個二十五六歲嘅青年，雙手空空佢話：
+
+167
+00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:02,161
+都統大人，受唔受注啊？
+
+168
+00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,258
+趙齊賢叫：捉起佢！
+
+169
+00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:09,557
+即刻就有四名御前侍衞向住嗰個青年撲過去。
+
+170
+00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:18,601
+嗰個人雙臂一分，揸住兩個人心口，啪一聲，將兩個人頭對頭一撞，兩個人當堂暈咗。
+
+171
+00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:27,202
+跟住白光閃動，兩把長劍刺出去，由另外兩名侍衞背脊一直通到去前胸。
+
+172
+00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:31,145
+噉兩名侍衞大聲慘叫，跌喺地下死咗咯。
+
+173
+00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:37,468
+使劍嘅藍衫人，一個係中年漢子，另外一個係道人。
+
+174
+00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:44,516
+兩個人同時拔劍揮手雙劍齊飛，噗噗兩聲，都插喺賭枱上便。
+
+175
+00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,772
+中年人話：押上門！
+
+176
+00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,208
+道人話：押下門！
+
+177
+00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:54,438
+兩把長劍果然分別插喺上門同下門。
+
+178
+00:19:55,877 --> 00:20:03,813
+嗰個青年左手一揮，四個藍衫人衝上嚟，四把長劍分別指住韋小寶左右要害啊。
+
+179
+00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,184
+趙齊賢聲都震晒噉話：
+
+180
+00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:14,030
+你你，你哋係咩嘢人啊？咁，咁大膽，殺官闖營，你，你你，你唔怕殺頭啊？
+
+181
+00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:20,840
+用劍指住韋小寶嗰四個人當中，有一個人咭噉笑咗聲，佢話：
+
+182
+00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,658
+我哋唔怕，你怕唔怕吖？
+
+183
+00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:26,893
+係女仔聲嚟，又嬌又嫩。
+
+184
+00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:40,603
+韋小寶一睇，見係個十五六歲嘅小姑娘，個面圓圓地，樣子生得好甜嘅，一雙大眼，漆黑光亮，嘴角呢亦帶住笑意。
+
+185
+00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:51,621
+佢本來已經嚇到魂不附體㗎嘞，但係一見到個美麗女子，自然而然就勇氣大增，佢笑住話：
+
+186
+00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:56,094
+淨係姑娘一個人用劍指住我，我早就怕嘞。
+
+187
+00:20:57,053 --> 00:21:01,709
+嗰個少女長劍微挺，劍尖啊頂住韋小寶膊頭，佢話：
+
+188
+00:21:02,451 --> 00:21:04,897
+你既然話怕，點解又笑啊？
+
+189
+00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:13,025
+韋小寶即時板住塊面佢話：我最聽女人說話㗎喇，姑娘話唔准笑，我就唔笑。
+
+190
+00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,325
+果然塊面一啲笑容都冇。
+
+191
+00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:20,599
+嗰個少女見佢裝模作樣忍唔住咭聲又笑。
+
+192
+00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,638
+嗰個帶頭嘅青年冷笑話：
+
+193
+00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:31,562
+哼，睇嚟清廷亦係氣數將盡，派噉樣一個乳臭未乾嘅細路帶兵。
+
+194
+00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:37,338
+喂，兩把寶劍一個人頭已經押咗咯噃，你點解仲唔擲骰仔啊？
+
+195
+00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:46,389
+韋小寶身邊有個美貌姑娘，又聽個青年話要擲骰仔，驚魂稍定佢就問：
+
+196
+00:21:47,162 --> 00:21:48,450
+我輸咗賠咩嘢啊？
+
+197
+00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:54,984
+嗰個青年話：噉仲使問咩？輸劍賠劍，輸頭賠頭咯。
+
+198
+00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:59,617
+佢估住韋小寶實會求饒投降嘅。
+
+199
+00:22:00,479 --> 00:22:07,554
+點知道韋小寶打交比武輸咗就投降啫，喺賭枱上就點都唔肯做衰仔。
+
+200
+00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:16,176
+何況身邊仲有個靚女添呢？人生在世，點能夠喺靚女面前丟架啊？佢諗：
+
+201
+00:22:17,032 --> 00:22:25,949
+你哋四把劍已經指住我嘞，如果要殺我，輸又好贏又好橫掂都係要殺嘅，何必輸埋牙骹呢？
+
+202
+00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:34,397
+咪即時攞起骰仔佢話：好，受你！輸劍賠劍，輸頭賠頭，輸咗條褲就除！你擲先啦。
+
+203
+00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:41,201
+嗰個青年估唔到呢個少年將軍居然有噉嘅膽量，噉成個窒咗一窒。
+
+204
+00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:46,947
+嗰個中年漢子低聲話：大軍在外遲則有變啊。
+
+205
+00:22:48,308 --> 00:22:54,740
+要佢無謂耽擱時候嘞，至怕二千名驍騎兵一湧而入，噉啊確實係唔容易對付嘅。
+
+206
+00:22:55,834 --> 00:23:01,447
+嗰個青年向韋小寶望咗一眼，見佢一啲都唔怕，佢就話：
+
+207
+00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,336
+我唔同你賭呢一場呢你死咗都唔服氣。
+
+208
+00:23:06,331 --> 00:23:08,612
+接過骰仔一擲，六點。
+
+209
+00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,306
+噉嗰個道人同中年漢子都擲咗，都係八點。
+
+210
+00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:17,835
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:03,264
+前文再續啊書接上一回。
+
+2
+00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:07,451
+話說嗰個青年啊擲咗六點。
+
+3
+00:00:08,545 --> 00:00:11,627
+道人同中年漢子都係擲咗八點。
+
+4
+00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,907
+噉就輪到韋小寶擲。
+
+5
+00:00:16,006 --> 00:00:23,016
+韋小寶攞起骰仔，舉到嗰個少女面前佢話：姑娘，唔該你吹啖氣啦。
+
+6
+00:00:24,029 --> 00:00:26,666
+嗰個少女微微笑話：做咩嘢啊？
+
+7
+00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,913
+但係佢仲係喺骰仔上面吹咗啖氣。
+
+8
+00:00:30,908 --> 00:00:35,088
+韋小寶話：掂晒！美女吹氣有殺冇賠。
+
+9
+00:00:36,112 --> 00:00:42,228
+將骰仔喺手掌裏便，搖咗幾搖，正話想擲，趙齊賢話：咪住。
+
+10
+00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:46,276
+韋都統，問，問下佢哋到底要咩嘢吖？
+
+11
+00:00:47,492 --> 00:00:53,230
+佢怕韋小寶呢一下骰仔擲落去擲成六點以下，就不免有性命之憂。
+
+12
+00:00:53,937 --> 00:01:03,229
+更怕韋小寶唔賠自己嘅人頭，要割咗我趙齊賢嘅人頭嚟賠，鬼叫我企喺旁邊幫莊咩？
+
+13
+00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:10,824
+嗰個青年冷笑話：哼哼，如果怕喇，就跪低求饒啦。
+
+14
+00:01:11,783 --> 00:01:15,337
+韋小寶話：烏龜王八蛋先至怕。
+
+15
+00:01:17,059 --> 00:01:23,049
+佢隻手微微搞啲花樣，不過正係心驚膽戰嘅時候，手法就唔靈嘞。
+
+16
+00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:30,946
+四粒骰仔一擲，轆轆轆轆轆咗一陣，停嘞，擲唔成一對天牌，係六點。
+
+17
+00:01:31,782 --> 00:01:39,003
+韋小寶高興喇大叫話：都係六點！你食夾棍喇，殺天門，賠上賠下。
+
+18
+00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:43,236
+將葛通嗰個首級扚過嚟，放喺自己面前，又話：
+
+19
+00:01:43,716 --> 00:01:46,800
+趙大哥，攞兩把劍嚟，賠上家下家。
+
+20
+00:01:47,227 --> 00:01:51,328
+係。趙齊賢應咗就向帳門口行過去。
+
+21
+00:01:52,562 --> 00:01:57,119
+一名藍衫漢子挺劍指住佢前胸，喝佢話：唔好逳！
+
+22
+00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:04,850
+韋小寶話：唔准攞劍啊？好，噉亦得啊，一把寶劍，算一千兩銀啦。
+
+23
+00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:10,988
+喺面前一堆銀裏便攞咗二千兩，一便一千兩啊放喺長劍旁邊。
+
+24
+00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:19,483
+呢班人闖入嚟中軍帳制住咗主帥，眾軍官都束手無策啦。
+
+25
+00:02:19,945 --> 00:02:24,126
+敵人武功又高，出手傷人就肆無忌憚；
+
+26
+00:02:24,588 --> 00:02:30,404
+噉自己呢方面呢，軍士雖然好多啊，不過都喺帳外便，未曾得到消息。
+
+27
+00:02:31,445 --> 00:02:40,486
+等陣混戰一起，中軍帳內班軍官啊赤手空拳，唉都怕會死齊啊，所以個個都及及聲咁震。
+
+28
+00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:49,092
+見韋小寶同敵人擲骰仔賭人頭，談笑自若，不禁都佩服佢嘅膽量喇。
+
+29
+00:02:49,885 --> 00:02:56,819
+噉亦有人個心諗：細佬哥唔知天高地厚，你估呢班匪徒係同你玩嘅咩？
+
+30
+00:02:58,063 --> 00:03:04,487
+嗰個青年聽見韋小寶畀二千兩銀當做兩把劍，一聲冷笑佢話：
+
+31
+00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:11,438
+我哋呢兩把寶劍只係贏你二千兩銀？將枱上嘅銀攞晒佢！
+
+32
+00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:18,276
+六七名藍衫漢子行上前，將賭枱上嘅銀兩銀票冚𠾴唥都攞晒。
+
+33
+00:03:19,451 --> 00:03:28,697
+嗰個青年攞過一把長劍指住韋小寶個咽喉，喝佢話：小奴才，你係滿洲人定係漢人啊？叫做咩名？
+
+34
+00:03:29,454 --> 00:03:37,260
+韋小寶諗：老子如果要投降，你哋一入嚟我就投降啦仲使等到而家咩？
+
+35
+00:03:37,962 --> 00:03:45,714
+呢個時候先至屈服，咪變成有頭無尾前功盡棄？大丈夫要硬就硬到底。
+
+36
+00:03:46,751 --> 00:03:48,116
+佢哈哈一笑話：
+
+37
+00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:58,041
+老子係正黃旗副都統，個名叫做哇啦哇啦小寶，你要殺就殺，要賭就賭，哼，以大蝦細，唔係好漢！
+
+38
+00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:05,149
+最後呢八個字呢，實在係求饒喇，不過講得呢，都頗有啲英雄氣概。
+
+39
+00:04:05,982 --> 00:04:13,512
+嗰個青年微微一笑話：以大蝦細唔係好漢？呢句説話都講得唔錯。
+
+40
+00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:18,146
+小師妹，你年紀同佢亦差唔多，你同佢鬥下啦。
+
+41
+00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:20,898
+嗰個少女笑住話：好。
+
+42
+00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:27,761
+揸住把劍行出嚟話：喂，哇啦哇啦小寶將軍，我領教你嘅高招。
+
+43
+00:04:28,784 --> 00:04:34,474
+韋小寶身邊三個人長劍微挺，掂到佢衣服一齊話：出去打啦。
+
+44
+00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:40,698
+嗰個青年一揮手，長劍飛起，插喺韋小寶面前張枱上便。
+
+45
+00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:49,361
+韋小寶個心諗：我一啲劍術都唔識嘅，一定打唔過呢個姑娘仔嘅。噉佢話：
+
+46
+00:04:50,043 --> 00:04:54,901
+以大蝦細���係好漢吖嘛，我大過姑娘仔，點能夠蝦佢啊？
+
+47
+00:04:55,750 --> 00:05:02,416
+嗰個青年一手揸住佢條後領喝佢話：你唔敢比劍就向我小師妹跪低求饒。
+
+48
+00:05:03,342 --> 00:05:06,214
+韋小寶話：好，叩頭就叩頭啦。
+
+49
+00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:10,392
+男兒膝下有黃金，最好日日跪女人。
+
+50
+00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:14,242
+講完，雙腳一彎，向嗰個少女跪低嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:14,803 --> 00:05:16,894
+班藍衫人都哄笑起嚟。
+
+52
+00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:28,218
+突然之間韋小寶個身一側，已經轉咗去個青年背後，手上嘅匕首指住佢後心笑住話：嘿你投降唔投降啊？
+
+53
+00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:38,517
+呢一下突然變故，嗰個青年武功雖然係高啊，一時亦猝不及防，後心要害已經畀佢制住嘞。
+
+54
+00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:52,859
+原來韋小寶知道喺神龍島學嗰六招救命招數仲未曾練熟，噉啊只好嬉皮笑臉，插科打諢，學小丑嗰啲樣引到啲敵人笑口騎騎噉睇住佢出醜。
+
+55
+00:05:53,972 --> 00:06:02,049
+跪低嘅時候，伸手揸住匕首柄，忽然使出嗰招飛燕回翔，竟然反敗為勝噃。
+
+56
+00:06:03,423 --> 00:06:10,339
+一班藍衣人吃咗一驚，七八把長劍冚𠾴唥都指住韋小寶一齊喝佢話：快啲放開！
+
+57
+00:06:11,745 --> 00:06:23,426
+但係見佢匕首對準嗰個青年後心，呢七八把劍每一劍固然都可以將佢刺死啊，但係佢把匕首只要輕輕一送，嗰個青年就冇命㗎嘞。
+
+58
+00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,632
+所以劍尖刺到離佢身邊尺零，就唔敢再刺埋啲。
+
+59
+00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:34,273
+韋小寶笑住話：放開唔係放開有咩咁稀奇唧？
+
+60
+00:06:34,912 --> 00:06:45,139
+揮動匕首劃咗個圈，噔噔噔噔一陣響聲，七八把長劍劍頭冚𠾴唥齊齊斷晒，匕首尖尖，又對住嗰個青年後心。
+
+61
+00:06:45,979 --> 00:06:48,794
+班藍衣人大吃一驚都後退咗一步。
+
+62
+00:06:49,898 --> 00:06:54,055
+韋小寶話：放低啲銀，我就放生你哋嘅頭頭。
+
+63
+00:06:55,110 --> 00:07:00,616
+捧住銀兩嗰幾名藍衣人毫不遲疑啊，即刻將銀兩銀票放翻喺枱面。
+
+64
+00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:06,017
+呢個時候，只聽見帳外幾百人紛紛呼喝：
+
+65
+00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:10,017
+唔好放走啲匪徒啊！快啲投降！
+
+66
+00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:18,635
+原來先頭一下混亂，帳內有兩名軍官逃走咗出去，召集部屬圍住中軍帳。
+
+67
+00:07:19,531 --> 00:07:22,380
+嗰個道人話：先殺咗呢個衰仔。
+
+68
+00:07:23,314 --> 00:07:29,004
+拔起賭枱上嘅長劍，白光一閃，噗一聲，刺喺韋小寶右胸。
+
+69
+00:07:30,414 --> 00:07:45,124
+佢呢一劍呢，計算得好精確，打橫切入去，由前而後噉一刺，噉諗住韋小寶中劍之後呢，身體必定向後仰嘅，匕首尖就離開嗰個青年背心嘞。
+
+70
+00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:49,464
+誰知長劍一彎，啪一聲，即時斷咗。
+
+71
+00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:53,313
+韋小寶話：哎吖！㓤我唔死。
+
+72
+00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:58,468
+班藍衣人見佢居然刀槍不入，個個都嚇到傻咗。
+
+73
+00:07:59,592 --> 00:08:08,496
+當其時中軍帳內，已經有幾百名軍士湧入嚟，長槍大刀，布滿晒四周圍。
+
+74
+00:08:09,124 --> 00:08:13,061
+眾侍衛同軍官呢，亦都喺部屬處攞到兵器嘞。
+
+75
+00:08:14,162 --> 00:08:23,186
+嗰十幾名藍衣人武功再高啊，都難以殺出重圍，何況佢哋幾個人長劍已經斷咗，首領又畀人制住。
+
+76
+00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:29,452
+本來係佔上風嘅，霎時之間形勢逆轉，一敗塗地啊。
+
+77
+00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:35,590
+嗰個青年高聲大叫：大家唔好理我，自己衝殺出去啦！
+
+78
+00:08:36,772 --> 00:08:42,067
+呢陣時眾侍衛同埋軍官㗾噉湧上嚟，七八個人圍住一個。
+
+79
+00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:51,829
+呢啲藍衣人只要稍為逳下，即時就會畀人亂刀分屍，冇法子啦，只有拋低兵器束手就擒嘞。
+
+80
+00:08:53,630 --> 00:09:05,740
+韋小寶諗：呢幾個人武功咁使得，又同朝廷作對，講唔定同天地會有啲瓜葛嘅，我點先至放得佢哋走人呢？
+
+81
+00:09:06,849 --> 00:09:12,708
+佢笑住話：老兄，先頭你本來可以殺我嘅，不過就冇落手吖。
+
+82
+00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:19,795
+如果我而家殺咗你，唔畀你一個翻盤機會，噉就唔係英雄好漢喇係咪？
+
+83
+00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:23,515
+呢啲叫做烏龜王八贏咗就趯吖嘛。
+
+84
+00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:26,437
+噉啦，我哋再嚟賭一賭人頭呢。
+
+85
+00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:31,217
+呢個時候，已經有七八件兵器指住嗰個青年。
+
+86
+00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:35,449
+韋小寶收翻起把匕首笑吟吟噉坐低。
+
+87
+00:09:36,288 --> 00:09:40,431
+嗰個青年話：你要殺就殺，唔好嚟玩老子。
+
+88
+00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,091
+韋小寶攞起四粒骰仔笑住話：
+
+89
+00:09:44,904 --> 00:09:48,798
+我做莊，賭你嘅人頭，一個個嚟擲啊。
+
+90
+00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:52,746
+邊一個贏咗嘅，即刻就走，再攞一百兩銀做使用。
+
+91
+00:09:53,633 --> 00:10:02,893
+擲輸咗骰仔嘅呢，趙大哥，你攞一把快刀，一刀斬落去將人頭斬落嚟，同我哋葛通葛大哥報仇。
+
+92
+00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:13,183
+佢點一點對方人數，總共係十九個人，就將一錠錠銀分開，總共分成十九堆每堆都一百兩。
+
+93
+00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:22,065
+嗰啲藍衣人諗住殺官作亂，既然畀人捉住嘞，噉梗係個個殺頭啦無一倖免。
+
+94
+00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:27,641
+誰知呢個少年將軍要充好漢，竟然放一條生路喎。
+
+95
+00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:30,699
+梗係啦如果骰仔擲輸就冇得講啦。
+
+96
+00:10:31,554 --> 00:10:35,687
+嗰個道人話：好，大丈夫一言既出。
+
+97
+00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:43,309
+韋小寶話：死馬難追！我哇啦哇啦小寶做事呢決唔會佔人便宜㗎。
+
+98
+00:10:43,999 --> 00:10:52,952
+呢位姐姐仔，誒抑或係妹妹仔啊，先頭幫我喺骰仔上面吹咗啖氣，就保住我個人頭，你呢就不必賭喇。
+
+99
+00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:56,800
+你嘅人頭，算係我贏咗之後畀你嘅利是啦。
+
+100
+00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,815
+嚟，攞咗呢一百兩銀出去外便先。
+
+101
+00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:04,550
+傳下號令，外便把守嘅人不准留難。
+
+102
+00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,247
+一名佐領大聲噉傳令嘞：
+
+103
+00:11:08,061 --> 00:11:15,150
+副都統有令：喺中軍帳放出去嘅，一概由其自便，不得留難阻擋。
+
+104
+00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:18,075
+帳外嘅守軍大聲噉應咗。
+
+105
+00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:23,098
+韋小寶將兩錠五十兩嘅元寶推到嗰個少女面前。
+
+106
+00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:29,638
+嗰個少女塊面一陣紅一陣白，慢慢噉擰下個頭低聲話：
+
+107
+00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:38,926
+我唔要。我哋，我哋同門十九個人，同生共死。
+
+108
+00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:43,252
+韋小寶話：好，你夠義氣。
+
+109
+00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:47,982
+噉既然係同生共死咯，噉亦唔使一個個分開賭喇。
+
+110
+00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:51,114
+姑娘仔，你同我賭一手。
+
+111
+00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,994
+你贏咗，十九個人一齊攞咗銀兩走人；
+
+112
+00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:59,241
+如果輸咗，十九個人頭一齊斬晒佢好唔好？
+
+113
+00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:03,174
+嗰個少女望住嗰個青年，等候佢嘅指示。
+
+114
+00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,526
+嗰個青年難以決定啊：
+
+115
+00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:12,810
+如果十九個人分別同呢個小將軍賭，咪勢必有輸有贏吖；
+
+116
+00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:22,505
+如果佢真係言而有信，噉十九個人當中，可能有半數有命嘅，噉以後仲可以設法報仇啊。
+
+117
+00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:32,231
+但係如果由小師妹擲骰仔，贏，固然全師而退啦，一輸咗就全軍覆沒㗎嘞噃。
+
+118
+00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,701
+佢向住班同門慢慢望過去。
+
+119
+00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:44,371
+有名藍衣大漢大聲話：小師妹講得啱，我哋係同生共死，就由小師妹擲啦。
+
+120
+00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:48,276
+否則就算係我贏咗啊，我亦唔能夠一個人偷生嘅。
+
+121
+00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,457
+有七八個人隨聲附和喇。
+
+122
+00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:55,895
+韋小寶笑住話：好，姑娘仔你擲先啦。
+
+123
+00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:59,384
+將骰仔盆向住嗰個少女面前一推。
+
+124
+00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,574
+嗰個少女望住嗰個青年睇下佢話點。
+
+125
+00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:06,343
+嗰個青年岌一岌頭佢話：
+
+126
+00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:13,063
+小師妹，生死有命，你大膽擲啦，橫掂大家同生共死㗎嘞。
+
+127
+00:13:14,322 --> 00:13:23,489
+嗰個少女喺隻碗處攞起四粒骰仔，長長嘅眼泣毛垂低，突然抬起頭，向韋小寶睇咗一眼；
+
+128
+00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:32,854
+揸住骰仔隻手微微有啲發抖，一鬆手，四粒骰仔跌落個碗處，噔噔聲好清脆。
+
+129
+00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:45,908
+嗰個少女眯埋眼唔敢睇喇，只聽見耳邊響起一陣叫聲：三，三，三，啊三點！仲夾雜住眾侍衛官兵笑罵嘅聲音。
+
+130
+00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:55,741
+嗰個少女雖然唔懂得骰仔嘅賭法啊，但聽見敵人又叫又笑，估住自己呢一手骰仔擲得好曳嘞。
+
+131
+00:13:56,146 --> 00:14:00,973
+佢擘翻開眼，果然見班同門人人面色慘白。
+
+132
+00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:14,922
+四粒骰仔呢，最大嘅可以擲到至尊，其次係天、地、人、和、梅花、長三、板凳、牛頭等等。
+
+133
+00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:21,204
+噉就算擲唔成對啊，亦有九點以至四點都大過三點吖。
+
+134
+00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:25,973
+擲到三點，十成當中已經輸咗九成九嘞。
+
+135
+00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:34,838
+就算韋小寶亦係擲咗三點啊，佢係莊家啊，三點食三點，仲係能夠斬十九個人嘅人頭嘅。
+
+136
+00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:43,693
+呢個時候一名藍衫漢子突然間大叫話：我嘅人頭，由我自己嚟賭，人哋擲嘅唔算數。
+
+137
+00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:52,128
+嗰個道人嬲嘞：男人大丈夫，咁貪生怕死都得嘅？陀衰晒我哋王屋派啊。
+
+138
+00:14:53,253 --> 00:14:56,328
+韋小寶話：各位都係王屋派㗎？
+
+139
+00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:01,675
+嗰個道人話：橫掂大家都係死㗎嘞，同你講亦唔緊要。
+
+140
+00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:09,525
+嗰個藍衣漢子大聲話：我係我爹娘生嘅，除咗爹娘，邊個都唔能夠定我嘅生死。
+
+141
+00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:18,380
+嗰個道人嬲嘞：你小師妹擲骰仔之前你又唔講，等佢擲咗三點你先至開聲？
+
+142
+00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:22,245
+我哋王屋派裏頭，冇你咁唔成材嘅人！
+
+143
+00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:30,685
+嗰個漢子條命緊要啊大聲話：五符師叔，我唔做王屋派門下弟子，亦冇咩咁大不了嘅。
+
+144
+00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:39,045
+另外一名漢子冷冰冰噉話：你但求得翻條命，其餘嘅咩嘢都唔在乎喇係唔係啊？
+
+145
+00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:44,542
+嗰個漢子話：呢位少年將軍明明要我哋一個個同佢賭嘅。
+
+146
+00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:49,655
+小師妹代表大家擲骰仔，你哋應承咗啊我有冇出聲應承過啊？
+
+147
+00:15:50,366 --> 00:16:00,573
+嗰個藍衣青年好嚴肅噉話：好，元師兄，從而家起，你唔係王屋派門下弟子嘞，你自己同佢賭過啦。
+
+148
+00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:04,895
+嗰個姓元嘅話：唔係就唔係啦點啊？
+
+149
+00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:09,465
+韋小寶話：你姓元，叫做咩名啊？
+
+150
+00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:20,379
+嗰個姓元嘅遲疑咗一下，佢見到同門兄弟已經變咗仇人嘞，自己如果講假名，實會揭穿嘅佢就話：
+
+151
+00:16:21,217 --> 00:16:22,731
+在下元義方。
+
+152
+00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:29,275
+嗰個青年哼咗一聲佢話：閣下不妨改個名，叫做元方啦。
+
+153
+00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:32,789
+韋小寶話：點解要改名唧？
+
+154
+00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:38,950
+吖元方元方冇咗個義字，佢係鬧你冇義氣啊。
+
+155
+00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:43,886
+喂，王屋派嘅各位朋友，仲有邊位要自己賭嘅？
+
+156
+00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:47,289
+講完，望下嗰班藍衫人。
+
+157
+00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:54,853
+見到有兩個人口唇逳逳下，好似想開口講嘢噉，但係終歸冇講。
+
+158
+00:16:55,713 --> 00:17:02,430
+韋小寶話：好極喇，王屋派門下個個都係英雄豪傑，好有義氣。
+
+159
+00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:08,855
+呢位元兄橫掂唔係王屋派㗎喇，佢有冇義氣同王屋派啊冇關係。
+
+160
+00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,887
+嗰個青年微微一笑話：多謝你嘞。
+
+161
+00:17:13,937 --> 00:17:16,592
+韋小寶話：嚟人，斟酒！
+
+162
+00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:22,239
+我同呢十八位朋友飲翻杯，等陣係輸係贏，總之係生離死別。
+
+163
+00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,150
+呢十八位好漢，義氣深重不可不交啊。
+
+164
+00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:35,500
+噉手下啲軍士斟咗十九杯酒，喺韋小寶面前放咗一杯，十八個藍衫人啊各人遞咗一杯。
+
+165
+00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:40,199
+嗰啲人見到為首嘅青年接咗嘞，亦都跟住接。
+
+166
+00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:45,720
+嗰個青年話：我哋同清廷嘅官兵係決唔做朋友嘅。
+
+167
+00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:53,154
+不過見你為人直爽，對我哋王屋派又好睇得起，同你飲呢一杯酒亦唔緊要。
+
+168
+00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:56,460
+韋小寶話：好，飲勝！
+
+169
+00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,378
+一飲而盡。
+
+170
+00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:04,516
+噉嗰十八個人呢亦都飲咗喇，乒乒乓乓，紛紛將酒杯掟喺地下。
+
+171
+00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:08,768
+元義方就黑起塊面，擰歪個頭唔睇啊。
+
+172
+00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,775
+韋小寶喝一聲話：
+
+173
+00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:21,142
+侍候十八把快刀，我呢手骰仔，只要擲到三點以上，就將呢十八位好朋友嘅人頭同我割落嚟。
+
+174
+00:18:21,912 --> 00:18:23,956
+眾軍官大聲答應。
+
+175
+00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:28,717
+噉十八名軍官攞起刀劍，企喺嗰十八個人後便。
+
+176
+00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,387
+韋小寶心諗嘞：
+
+177
+00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:39,283
+我呢副骰仔呢就做咗手腳嘅，要擲成一點兩點本來都唔難嘅。
+
+178
+00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:54,091
+不過近來少練習，手上嘅功夫啊生咗，先頭我想擲一對天嘅，點知係擲成咗六點，呢次如果一擲爭啲啲咁多，就害死呢十八人㗎嘞噃。
+
+179
+00:18:54,930 --> 00:19:01,864
+呢班臭男人死咗就算啦，呢個姑娘仔好似朵花噉，噉佢又死埋豈唔係好可惜？
+
+180
+00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:11,498
+佢攞起四粒骰��，搖咗幾搖，自己吹咗啖氣，手指輕輕一轉，擲落去，跟住用左掌冚住碗口。
+
+181
+00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,936
+咪聽見啲骰仔轆轆轆轆咗幾轆，停咗嘞。
+
+182
+00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:19,398
+佢冇把握啊，手指離開條罅一裝：
+
+183
+00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:29,030
+只見四粒骰仔當中，兩粒兩點，一粒一點，一粒啊五點，夾起上嚟啱啱係密十。
+
+184
+00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:33,275
+密十即係冇點噃，細到無可再細㗎喇。
+
+185
+00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:45,533
+佢本來已經打定主意如果手法不靈呢，擲咗三點以上，自己就噏話：兩點，噉啊即刻逳下隻碗，整亂晒骰仔，噉啊死無對證。
+
+186
+00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:52,339
+對方梗係歡喜啦，自己啲部屬最多思疑下，冇人敢公然責難嘅。
+
+187
+00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:56,986
+而家作弊成功嘞，得喇，佢鬧自己話：
+
+188
+00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,621
+死得你吖老子呢隻手應該斬咗佢至係。
+
+189
+00:20:01,011 --> 00:20:04,279
+左手喺自己右手手背上面出力咁打咗幾下。
+
+190
+00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:09,140
+眾人一睇到骰仔，都大聲噉叫話：密十，密十！
+
+191
+00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:14,793
+嗰班藍衣人死裏逃生，忍唔住大聲咁歡呼啊。
+
+192
+00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,465
+嗰個為首嘅藍衣青年望住韋小寶佢諗：
+
+193
+00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:24,664
+呢啲清兵唔講信義㗎，唔知佢講過個説話算唔算數嘅啫。
+
+194
+00:20:26,081 --> 00:20:31,761
+韋小寶將賭枱上面嘅銀一推佢話：贏咗嘅攞銀喇，唔通仲想賭啊？
+
+195
+00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,114
+嗰個青年話：銀就唔敢領喇。
+
+196
+00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:39,579
+閣下言而有信，係位英雄。後會有期！
+
+197
+00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,859
+一拱手轉身就想行。
+
+198
+00:20:42,286 --> 00:20:49,142
+韋小寶話：喂，你贏嘅錢又唔搦走，即係睇唔起在下哇啦哇啦小寶啫？
+
+199
+00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:54,048
+嗰個青年諗：身在險地，唔好耽擱咁耐喇。
+
+200
+00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:56,084
+佢就話：噉多謝嘞。
+
+201
+00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,754
+十八個人都攞咗銀，轉身行出中軍帳。
+
+202
+00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:03,871
+韋小寶嗰雙眼一直盯住嗰個少女。
+
+203
+00:21:04,735 --> 00:21:08,224
+佢攞咗銀之後，忍唔住向韋小寶睇咗一眼。
+
+204
+00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:15,134
+眼光一接觸，嗰個少女塊面一紅，微微一笑低聲話：多謝你。
+
+205
+00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:22,047
+行咗兩步擰轉頭話：小將軍，你呢四粒骰仔，畀咗我得唔得啊？
+
+206
+00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:28,714
+韋小寶笑住話：得得得，有咩唔得㗎啫，你攞翻去同啲師兄賭錢啊？
+
+207
+00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:37,314
+嗰個少女微笑話：唔係。我要好好收起佢，先頭呀，真係嚇到我半死啊。
+
+208
+00:21:38,092 --> 00:21:47,329
+韋小寶攞起四粒骰仔，擠喺佢嘅手處，噉啊乘機喺佢手腕上面輕輕捻咗一下，嘿，佢有便宜啊總係要攞嘅。
+
+209
+00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:53,549
+嗰個少女又話：多謝你喇。講完快步行出中軍帳。
+
+210
+00:21:54,978 --> 00:21:59,301
+元義方見到班人走咗，跟住就要出去咯喎。
+
+211
+00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:03,229
+韋小寶話：喂，我冇同你賭過噃。
+
+212
+00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:07,555
+元義方塊面當堂冇晒血色，個心諗：
+
+213
+00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:15,867
+唉，我呢件事真係做錯嘞，早知佢會擲到個密十，我就何必枉作小人呢？
+
+214
+00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:20,956
+噉佢話：將軍冇咗骰仔嘞我，我以為唔賭喇。
+
+215
+00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:28,718
+韋小寶話：點解唔賭啊？乜都可以賭，猜枚可以賭，轆銅錢亦可以賭。
+
+216
+00:22:29,394 --> 00:22:34,213
+隨手揦起一沓銀票話：你估下啦，呢處總共幾多兩銀啦？
+
+217
+00:22:34,866 --> 00:22:38,015
+元義方話：噉點估得到唧？
+
+218
+00:22:38,636 --> 00:22:44,896
+韋小寶一拍張枱喝佢話：呢個匪徒，對本將軍咁無禮，推出去斬！
+
+219
+00:22:45,713 --> 00:22:47,580
+眾軍官齊聲答應。
+
+220
+00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:56,835
+元義方就嚇到面如土色，噗聲跪咗喺地佢話：誒小，小人唔敢，大，大將軍，大將軍饒命啊。
+
+221
+00:22:58,078 --> 00:23:04,082
+韋小寶高興到癲喇佢心諗：呢個傢伙叫我做大將軍喎。
+
+222
+00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:12,772
+喝佢話：我問你乜嘢你就一句句老實招供，如果有絲毫隱瞞，斬咗你人頭。
+
+223
+00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:22,557
+韋小寶叫人攞咗腳鐐手銬，將佢銬住喇，又吩咐輸咗銀嗰班軍官攞翻賭本，退咗出去。
+
+224
+00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:31,577
+中軍帳裏便只係剩低張康年、趙齊賢兩名侍衞，以及驍騎營參領春富。
+
+225
+00:23:32,922 --> 00:23:39,739
+噉就由張康年審訊，噉佢問一句，元義方啊答一句，果然毫無隱瞞啊���
+
+226
+00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:44,866
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,290
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,186 --> 00:00:13,664
+話説韋小寶審問元義方，真係問一句元義方啊答一句，果然毫無隱瞞啊。
+
+3
+00:00:15,526 --> 00:00:25,092
+原來王屋派掌門人司徒伯雷，本來係明朝嘅一名副將，隸屬山海關總兵吳三桂部下。
+
+4
+00:00:26,378 --> 00:00:31,927
+佢一直抗拒清兵入侵，驍勇善戰，立咗幾多戰功嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:32,851 --> 00:00:44,866
+收尾李自成打破北京，吳三桂啊引清兵入關，司徒伯雷帶兵同李自成部作戰，奮勇殺敵，攻佔翻北京。
+
+6
+00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:56,894
+當時佢以為清兵入關，係為崇禎皇帝報仇啫，點知道清兵乘機佔據咗漢人嘅江山，吳三桂啊做咗大漢奸。
+
+7
+00:00:58,139 --> 00:01:04,046
+司徒伯雷嬲到不得了，即刻棄官唔做喇，去王屋山隱居。
+
+8
+00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:11,519
+佢舊時嘅部屬都幾多唔願意投降清朝嘅，都嚟晒王屋山居住嘞。
+
+9
+00:01:12,797 --> 00:01:22,383
+司徒伯雷嘅武功好高強，得閒就用武功傳授舊部，噉時間一長呢，自然而然噉啊成咗個王屋派。
+
+10
+00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:28,803
+佢係先有師徒再有門派嘅，同其他嘅門派都唔同。
+
+11
+00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,399
+噉講起司徒伯雷個名，張康年都聽過嘅。
+
+12
+00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:39,734
+元義方話嗰個帶頭嘅青年，係司徒伯雷個仔司徒鶴。
+
+13
+00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:46,894
+噉其餘嘅有啲係同門師兄弟，有幾個年長嘅呢，就叫佢哋做師叔。
+
+14
+00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:59,843
+嗰個少女叫做曾柔，佢父親係司徒伯雷嘅舊部，已經喺幾年之前過咗身嘞，臨終嘅時候，叫佢拜司徒伯雷做師父。
+
+15
+00:02:01,211 --> 00:02:08,907
+佢哋最近得到消息，吳三桂個仔吳應熊嚟咗北京，司徒掌門就派佢哋嚟同佢見面。
+
+16
+00:02:10,072 --> 00:02:16,487
+路過呢度見到清兵軍營，司徒鶴少年好事就偷偷入嚟窺探。
+
+17
+00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:20,758
+見到眾人喺度賭錢，噉啊想逳手搶劫。
+
+18
+00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:26,441
+佢其實呢就唔係志在錢財嘅，係想殺一殺清兵嘅氣焰嘅啫噉。
+
+19
+00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:32,548
+韋小寶問佢話：你哋去見吳三桂個仔做咩啊？
+
+20
+00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:42,649
+元義方話：師父吩咐，叫我哋想法子捉住佢去王屋山，要嚟威脅吳三桂，逼佢，嗯，逼佢。
+
+21
+00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:45,662
+點啊？逼佢做反啊？
+
+22
+00:02:46,323 --> 00:02:49,668
+係，係師父講嘅，誒同小人冇關係㗎。
+
+23
+00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:52,950
+小人忠於大清，決唔敢造反。
+
+24
+00:02:53,430 --> 00:03:00,211
+小人今日同王屋派一刀兩斷，就係唔肯跟隨逆黨，棄暗投明，陣前起義啊。
+
+25
+00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:07,647
+韋小寶一腳踢過去，笑住鬧佢話：你阿爺吖，你係個大義士啊。
+
+26
+00:03:08,825 --> 00:03:15,107
+元義方一啲都唔避開，捱咗佢一腳話：係，係，誒全靠將軍大人栽培。
+
+27
+00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:21,840
+小人今後同將軍大人做奴做僕，忠心耿耿，赴湯蹈火，在所不辭啊。
+
+28
+00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:31,139
+韋小寶諗住對方一下殺咗三名御前侍衞，自己就放走咗司徒鶴同曾柔一班人。
+
+29
+00:03:31,869 --> 00:03:37,983
+佢怕張康年呢班侍衞唔服，至少都會怪老子擲骰仔太過唔好運啦。
+
+30
+00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:43,210
+而家呢件案，噉啊總要畀啲好處過大家至得嘅。
+
+31
+00:03:43,837 --> 00:03:46,255
+佢沉吟咗一陣，有咗主意喇。
+
+32
+00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:49,621
+佢出力一拍張枱，喝元義方話：
+
+33
+00:03:50,154 --> 00:03:57,944
+你呢個大膽反賊吖，明明你係同吳三桂勾結，造反作亂，你又話要綁架佢個仔？
+
+34
+00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:03,055
+你得到吳三桂幾多好處啊同佢隱瞞添？你個王八蛋。
+
+35
+00:04:03,562 --> 00:04:05,405
+嚟人喇，同我出力啲打佢。
+
+36
+00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:13,776
+喺帳外有七八名軍士入嚟，將元義方撳住喺地，一輪軍棍，打到佢皮開肉綻。
+
+37
+00:04:14,929 --> 00:04:17,475
+韋小寶話：你招唔招啊？
+
+38
+00:04:18,476 --> 00:04:24,046
+你話要去綁架吳三桂個仔，點解走嚟我哋軍營殺害御前侍衞吖？
+
+39
+00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:34,562
+御前侍衞同驍騎營，都係皇上最親信嘅人，你哋得罪咗御前侍衞同驍騎營，就係唔畀面皇上。
+
+40
+00:04:35,502 --> 00:04:41,265
+張康年、富春等人一聽，個心好舒服，就一齊出聲威嚇元義方嘞。
+
+41
+00:04:42,764 --> 00:04:48,404
+韋小寶話：呢個傢伙花言巧語，講大話嚟呃人喎。
+
+42
+00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:52,195
+呢啲反賊啊唔打邊度有真話㗎？再同我打。
+
+43
+00:04:53,188 --> 00:04:55,564
+眾軍士撳住元義方又打。
+
+44
+00:04:56,606 --> 00:05:01,066
+元義方大叫啊：唔好打喇，唔好打喇，小人願招啊。
+
+45
+00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:06,783
+韋小寶問：你哋喺王屋山上面住嘅，總共有幾多人啊？
+
+46
+00:05:07,802 --> 00:05:11,444
+元義方話：誒，誒，總共有四百幾人。
+
+47
+00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:13,418
+連埋家人呢？
+
+48
+00:05:14,277 --> 00:05:16,013
+都有二千幾人嘅。
+
+49
+00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:19,973
+你死啦你，邊度有咁少㗎？同我打！
+
+50
+00:05:20,217 --> 00:05:25,882
+誒誒誒，唔好打，唔好打，誒有，誒誒有，有四千，誒五千幾人嘅。
+
+51
+00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:34,108
+你嘅死人頭嘩，講説話都唔爽爽快快嘅，九千就係九千，點解話四千五千分開嚟講啊。
+
+52
+00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,171
+係，係，係，誒有九千幾人。
+
+53
+00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:44,636
+你哋呢啲反賊，邊度有真話講㗎？話九千幾人喎，至少就有一萬九千。
+
+54
+00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,662
+嘭一聲，喺枱面一拍，喝佢話：
+
+55
+00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,177
+喺王屋山聚眾造反嘅，到底有幾多人？
+
+56
+00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:58,569
+元義方啊聽出韋小寶嘅口氣嘞，人數講得越多，佢就越鐘意，佢話：
+
+57
+00:05:59,457 --> 00:06:02,915
+聽講，聽講總共有三萬幾人啊。
+
+58
+00:06:03,932 --> 00:06:09,025
+韋小寶噉就歡喜喇，佢話：係咯，噉就差唔多啦。
+
+59
+00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:15,782
+佢擰轉頭向住參領富春話：呢啲噉嘅衰人啊，唔打唔招㗎。
+
+60
+00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:20,166
+富春話：冇錯嘞，仲要出力啲打。
+
+61
+00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:26,843
+元義方叫喇：唔使打喇，唔使打喇，將軍大人問咩嘢，小人招咩嘢就係啦。
+
+62
+00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:33,841
+佢早就打定咗主意喇，總之係順住呢個小將軍口風，以免皮肉受苦啊。
+
+63
+00:06:35,136 --> 00:06:40,433
+韋小寶話： 你哋呢三萬幾人，個個都練武藝嘅係唔係啊？
+
+64
+00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:45,668
+先頭嗰個小姑娘，先至係十五六歲啫，亦都練咗武藝。
+
+65
+00:06:46,331 --> 00:06:52,015
+你哋都係吳三桂嘅舊部，有啲年輕嘅，係佢部下將領嘅仔女係唔係啊？
+
+66
+00:06:52,557 --> 00:06:57,697
+係，係，大家都，誒都會武藝，都係吳三桂嘅舊部。
+
+67
+00:06:58,616 --> 00:07:04,920
+你哋嘅首領司徒伯雷，以前係吳三桂嘅愛將，打仗好厲害嘅係唔係啊？
+
+68
+00:07:05,365 --> 00:07:08,094
+佢話要將我哋滿洲人都殺清光噃吓。
+
+69
+00:07:08,897 --> 00:07:13,767
+誒呢呢啲係佢大逆不道嘅説話，誒非常，非常唔啱㗎。
+
+70
+00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:22,756
+佢派你哋去北京見吳三桂個仔，商量點樣造反，噉點解唔去雲南同吳三桂當面商量呢？
+
+71
+00:07:23,586 --> 00:07:28,358
+誒誒，誒恐怕，誒恐怕另外有其他原因啦。
+
+72
+00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:35,750
+其實佢哋只係要綁架吳應熊唧，所以對韋小寶呢句説話就唔容易回答。
+
+73
+00:07:37,219 --> 00:07:41,375
+韋小寶話：混你個賬，咩仲有其他原因啊？
+
+74
+00:07:41,926 --> 00:07:47,486
+你哋嗰個司徒伯雷自己早就去雲南，同吳三桂乜嘢都講好晒㗎喇係唔係啊？
+
+75
+00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:50,884
+誒好好，好似誒，好似係嘅。
+
+76
+00:07:51,582 --> 00:07:54,912
+咩好似唔好似唧，係就係，唔係就唔係。
+
+77
+00:07:55,179 --> 00:07:59,106
+誒誒啊係，係嘅，誒去去去，去過㗎。
+
+78
+00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:14,493
+張康年、趙齊賢、富春三個人，聽住韋小寶一路噉指引，漸漸漸漸將一件造反陰謀嘅大逆案，攀到平西王吳三桂嘅頭上。
+
+79
+00:08:15,373 --> 00:08:19,459
+不由得你睇我我睇你，唔知佢係咩嘢用意噃。
+
+80
+00:08:20,636 --> 00:08:29,380
+韋小寶又問嘞：司徒伯雷係吳三桂嘅愛將，帶住呢三萬幾精兵點解唔駐扎喺雲南？
+
+81
+00:08:29,808 --> 00:08:32,808
+豈有此理，王屋山喺咩地方啊？
+
+82
+00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:38,723
+佢諗：如果王屋山亦喺雲南，噉樣問就唔啱㗎嘞。
+
+83
+00:08:39,662 --> 00:08:44,214
+好在元義方回答話：喺河南省濟源縣。
+
+84
+00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,634
+但係韋小寶亦唔知道河南省濟源縣喺邊處嚟，佢問：
+
+85
+00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:52,226
+嗰度離北京好近嘅係咪啊？
+
+86
+00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,051
+誒亦唔算好遠。
+
+87
+00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:59,288
+死啦你，好近就係好近，咩叫做唔算好遠啊？
+
+88
+00:08:59,684 --> 00:09:02,447
+誒誒係，係，好近，好近。
+
+89
+00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:06,294
+好嘩，嗰度離北京好近嘅。
+
+90
+00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:13,140
+你哋呢啲反賊吖用意真係惡毒嘞，喺京城附近山裏便埋伏落一支精兵。
+
+91
+00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:19,180
+吳三桂喺雲南一造反，你哋即刻就喺山裏便殺出嚟直撲北京。
+
+92
+00:09:19,598 --> 00:09:29,442
+將我哋呢啲御前侍衞、驍騎營親兵，一個個斬瓜切菜，殺到血流成河、尸積如山、沙塵滾滾、屁滾尿流係咪吖？
+
+93
+00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:40,109
+元義方猛咁叩頭話：誒，呢啲係吳三桂同司徒伯雷兩個反賊大逆不道陰謀，同小人冇冇冇關係㗎。
+
+94
+00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:45,624
+韋小寶微微一笑個心話：你呢個嘢都幾精。
+
+95
+00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:53,407
+就問佢：你哋王屋派裏便喺吳三桂部下當過軍官兵卒嘅有邊啲人啊？講！
+
+96
+00:09:54,547 --> 00:09:57,425
+元義方話：誒人數好多啊。
+
+97
+00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:01,923
+就講咗好多人嘅姓名，呢啲呢就唔係捏造㗎喇。
+
+98
+00:10:02,546 --> 00:10:07,134
+韋小寶話：好，你將呢啲人嘅姓名都寫落嚟。
+
+99
+00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:12,571
+佢哋以前喺吳三桂部下做過咩官職，亦都要寫清寫楚。
+
+100
+00:10:13,203 --> 00:10:17,379
+誒誒咦咦有有啲小人啊唔唔唔係好清楚噃。
+
+101
+00:10:18,027 --> 00:10:22,510
+你唔清楚係嘛？拉落去再打三十棍你就清楚喇。
+
+102
+00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:27,007
+誒誒唔好打唔好打，誒小人誒，誒小人都，都記得喇。
+
+103
+00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:32,198
+有個軍士攞咗紙筆嚟，元義方就寫名單。
+
+104
+00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:38,751
+韋小寶見佢寫咗好耐都未寫完，唔耐煩喇，噉啊對張康年話：
+
+105
+00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:42,000
+呢個人嘅口供叫師爺都錄低佢。
+
+106
+00:10:43,069 --> 00:10:52,097
+又向元義方話：你先頭講嘅口供，去同師爺再講一次，講得有啲多唔清楚嘅斬咗你嘅頭。
+
+107
+00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:53,131
+帶落去啦！
+
+108
+00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,702
+兩名軍官拉咗佢落去。
+
+109
+00:10:56,887 --> 00:11:08,543
+韋小寶笑騎騎噉話：三位老兄，我哋呢次啊真係行咗大運喇，破咗呢件咁大嘅造反案，我哋四個人非大大升官不可。
+
+110
+00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:12,304
+張康年等三個人就驚喜交集。
+
+111
+00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:19,103
+趙齊賢話：呢啲係都統大人嘅明見英斷，屬下有啲咩功勞吖？
+
+112
+00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:24,226
+韋小寶話：唔係啊，見者有份，人人都有功勞啊。
+
+113
+00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:30,693
+張康年話：話平西王造犯唔知夠唔夠證據呢嚱？
+
+114
+00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:40,992
+韋小寶話：呢批王屋山嘅反賊要造反總唔係假㗎啩？佢哋去北京見吳三桂個仔，噉仲有咩好事吖？
+
+115
+00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:53,245
+張康年話：呢個姓元嘅講，佢哋要去綁架平西王世子逼平西王造反吖，噉平西王事前恐怕未必同佢哋有咩聯絡㗎噃。
+
+116
+00:11:54,281 --> 00:12:02,720
+韋小寶話：張大哥同平西王府個人來往密切，內情知道好多呢係唔係啊？
+
+117
+00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:08,517
+如果佢哋造反成功平西王做咗皇帝，嘿嘿。
+
+118
+00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:13,563
+張康年聽佢語氣不善，大吃一驚啊連忙話：
+
+119
+00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,874
+平西王府裏便嘅人，我一個都唔識㗎。
+
+120
+00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:24,589
+誒，誒，都統大人講得啱，吳三桂嗰個嘢大逆不道，我哋即刻去向皇上告狀啦。
+
+121
+00:12:25,507 --> 00:12:30,680
+韋小寶話：請三位同師爺商量一下，睇下點樣寫呢份奏章啦。
+
+122
+00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:38,550
+噉啊張康年等三個人同軍隊裏便嘅文案師爺寫好咗就奏章，就讀畀韋小寶聽。
+
+123
+00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:46,498
+內容就好似元義方嘅招供噉，王屋山吳三桂舊部各人嘅名單就附埋喺後便。
+
+124
+00:12:47,023 --> 00:12:57,707
+噉喺奏折裏便呢加油添醬，敘述韋小寶日頭見到啲反賊，夜晚喺軍營裏頭呢，詐假意冇防備，引敵人嚟偷襲；
+
+125
+00:12:58,202 --> 00:13:08,195
+班反賊兇悍異常啊，韋小寶帶住大家奮戰，身先士卒，生擒賊魁元逆義方，知道咗佢哋嘅逆謀。
+
+126
+00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:16,913
+噉啊御前侍衛葛通等三個人忠勇殉國，求皇上恩典，對三個人嘅家屬厚加撫恤。
+
+127
+00:13:18,546 --> 00:13:25,166
+韋小寶聽完就話：將富參領同埋張趙兩位侍衞頭領嘅功勞亦講翻幾句啦。
+
+128
+00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:28,943
+富春等三個人就好高興噉多謝一番。
+
+129
+00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:38,345
+韋小寶又話：再加多幾句，話我哋將反賊十九人都捉住喇，反賊啊點都唔肯吐露逆謀。
+
+130
+00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:47,112
+我就依據皇上以前所教嘅方略，故意將十八名反賊釋放，噉先至將全部逆謀查得明明白白。
+
+131
+00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:54,249
+三個人一齊話：放走十八名反賊，原來係皇上教嘅方略啊？
+
+132
+00:13:55,187 --> 00:14:00,003
+韋小寶話：噉啊梗係啦，我咁細個，邊度有咁聰明唧？
+
+133
+00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:05,236
+如果唔係皇上有先見之明啊，呢一件大逆謀點查得出啊���
+
+134
+00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:15,470
+韋小寶講嘅呢係以前康熙叫佢放走吳立身、敖彪同劉一舟三個人，以便查明刺客入宮嘅真相。
+
+135
+00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:22,763
+張康年等人呢，就以為王屋派嚟襲擊嘅事，皇上早就知道嘞。
+
+136
+00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:27,281
+噉誣陷吳三桂亦係皇上授意㗎啦。
+
+137
+00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:35,725
+眼見一場大富貴啊無𪐀𪐀噉送到埋嚟，個個都歡喜異常，向韋小寶啊千恩萬謝。
+
+138
+00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:44,894
+噉啊按照清廷規矩，將軍出征啊，如果唔係奉咗詔書就唔能夠擅自翻轉頭嘅。
+
+139
+00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:51,671
+所以雖然韋小寶離開北京不過二十里唧，亦都唔能夠自己回宮向康熙稟奏。
+
+140
+00:14:52,585 --> 00:15:01,760
+於是就叫兩名佐領、十名御前侍衞，率領一個牛錄三百名兵士，漏夜押咗元義方去奏畀康熙知。
+
+141
+00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:11,517
+各位，八旗兵三百人為一個牛錄，牛錄啊大箭嘅意思嘞，為首嘅人係揸住大箭作為令符嘅。
+
+142
+00:15:12,421 --> 00:15:16,771
+五個牛錄為一個甲喇，五個甲喇為一個固山。
+
+143
+00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:19,224
+好喇，噉啊言歸正傳。
+
+144
+00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:25,714
+韋小寶個心裏便好得意啊：呢一下搞到吳三桂夠慘㗎喇。
+
+145
+00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:31,955
+沐王府同我哋天地會比賽，要睇下邊個鬥倒鬥垮吳三桂。
+
+146
+00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:41,066
+老子今日啊對兩位師父都立咗大功，天地會嘅陳師父歡喜，皇帝師父亦必定歡喜嘅。
+
+147
+00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:52,012
+第日，韋小寶帶住軍隊慢慢向南行，到咗中午，兩名御前侍衞喺北京快馬追住嚟佢話：
+
+148
+00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:53,866
+皇上有密旨啊。
+
+149
+00:15:54,863 --> 00:16:02,347
+韋小寶好歡喜，即時召集眾侍衞、驍騎營眾軍官喺中軍帳接旨。
+
+150
+00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:08,045
+嗰個宣讀聖旨嘅侍衞企喺中間，高聲噉話：
+
+151
+00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:15,646
+驍騎營正黃旗副都統，兼御前侍衞副總管韋小寶聽住：
+
+152
+00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:22,583
+朕叫你去少林寺辦事，誰叫你中途多管閒事？
+
+153
+00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:31,204
+聽信小人的胡説八道，誣陷功臣，這樣亂搞，豈不令藩王寒心？
+
+154
+00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:43,443
+那些亂七八糟的説話，從此不許再提，若有一言一語洩漏了出去，大家提了腦袋回京來見朕吧。欽此。
+
+155
+00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:49,160
+韋小寶一聽，嚇到全身出冷汗，只有叩頭謝恩嘞。
+
+156
+00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,187
+中軍帳內人人面目無光。
+
+157
+00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:57,982
+富春、張康年等人啊唔敢多講，個心諗：
+
+158
+00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:07,685
+你呢個細路亂咁嚟，皇上唔處分你啊算係待你好好㗎喇，而家你心情好曳，無謂攞板嚟撞喇。
+
+159
+00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:10,328
+於是各人辭別就翻出去嘞。
+
+160
+00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:15,794
+嗰個傳旨嘅侍衞行去韋小寶身邊，低聲話：
+
+161
+00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:19,911
+皇上吩咐，叫你一切小心在意喎。
+
+162
+00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:26,134
+韋小寶話：係，皇上恩典，奴才韋小寶感激萬分。
+
+163
+00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,840
+就攞咗四百兩銀送畀兩名侍衞。
+
+164
+00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:37,102
+等嗰兩個人走咗之後佢諗：吖唔通皇帝知道我誣陷吳三桂？
+
+165
+00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:43,781
+定係元義方嗰個嘢去到北京之後又翻口供，話佢係屈打成招呢？
+
+166
+00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:51,201
+嗯，睇嚟皇帝對吳三桂好好㗎噃，如果要摱冧佢都唔係咁容易㗎。
+
+167
+00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:58,748
+到咗傍晚時分，押解元義方嘅侍衞同驍騎營官兵趕翻上大隊。
+
+168
+00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:04,017
+韋小寶撞咗呢個大板，大家賭錢都冇興致嘞。
+
+169
+00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:08,686
+噉一路冇嘢，呢一日呢，就嚟到嵩山少林寺嘞。
+
+170
+00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:17,588
+住持得到報告話有聖旨到，咪率領僧眾落山嚟到迎接，將韋小寶一行接咗入去寺裏便。
+
+171
+00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:23,729
+韋小寶攞出聖旨，拆開封套，由張康年宣讀。
+
+172
+00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:34,825
+只聽佢長篇大論噉讀咗好多啊，咩嘢法師等深悟玄機，早識妙理，克建嘉猷，夾輔皇畿；
+
+173
+00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:42,323
+咩嘢梵天宮殿，懸日月之光華，佛地園林，動煙雲之氣息；
+
+174
+00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:52,778
+又咩嘢雲繞嵩岳，鸞回少室，草垂仙露，林升佛日，倬焉梵眾，代有明哲等等等等；
+
+175
+00:18:53,062 --> 00:19:03,135
+跟住讀到封少林寺住持晦聰，為護國佑聖禪師，噉啊所有喺五台山建功嘅十八名少林僧，個個都有封賞。
+
+176
+00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:24,518
+到最後張康年讀：茲遣驍騎營正黃旗副都統、兼御前侍衛副總管、欽賜穿黃馬褂，韋小寶為朕替身，在少林寺出家為僧，御賜度牒法器，着即剃度，欽此。
+
+177
+00:19:25,736 --> 00:19:35,630
+前面嗰啲文縐縐嘅駢四驪六呢，韋小寶聽咗又不知所云，後便呢段説話就聽得懂嘞，當堂變咗面色。
+
+178
+00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:44,952
+康熙要佢去五台山做和尚佢係應承咗嘅，不過萬萬估唔到，會叫佢喺少林寺剃度。
+
+179
+00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:51,112
+呢道聖旨一直喺佢身邊，但係唔到地頭又點敢偷拆開嚟睇呢？
+
+180
+00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,143
+噉就算睇咗啊，亦唔知佢噏乜東東嘅。
+
+181
+00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:58,322
+晦聰禪師同埋班和尚謝恩。
+
+182
+00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:01,742
+啊眾軍官攞啲犒賞嘅禮物出嚟分發。
+
+183
+00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,957
+韋小寶喺旁邊睇住，個心係冇癮到極啊。
+
+184
+00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:15,647
+晦聰禪師話：韋大人代表皇上出家，係本寺嘅殊榮啊。
+
+185
+00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:18,635
+佢攞把剃刀出嚟，佢話：
+
+186
+00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:27,327
+韋大人係皇上替身，非同小可，即使係老衲，亦唔敢做你師父嘅。
+
+187
+00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:35,754
+老衲代先師收你為弟子，你係老衲嘅師弟，法名叫做晦明。
+
+188
+00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:41,720
+成個少林寺晦字輩嘅，就係你同老衲兩個人啫。
+
+189
+00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:48,019
+韋小寶到咗呢個地步，唯有含住眼淚，跪低受剃嘞。
+
+190
+00:20:48,485 --> 00:20:59,682
+晦聰禪師啊先用剃刀喺佢頭頂連剃咗三刀，跟住有個剃度僧，將佢頭上本來就燒到稀稀疏疏個頭髮，剃到清光。
+
+191
+00:21:01,023 --> 00:21:03,380
+晦聰禪師口唸佛偈話：
+
+192
+00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:08,021
+少林素壁，不以為礙。
+
+193
+00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:11,524
+代帝出家，不以為泰。
+
+194
+00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,298
+塵土榮華，昔晦今明。
+
+195
+00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,877
+不去不來，何損何增。
+
+196
+00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:24,875
+唸完，攞咗皇帝嘅御賜度牒，將晦明兩個字填落去。
+
+197
+00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:29,287
+又帶佢跪拜如來，班和尚啊齊宣佛號。
+
+198
+00:21:30,404 --> 00:21:31,844
+韋小寶個心就鬧嘞：
+
+199
+00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:39,849
+你個老賊禿吖，十八代祖宗冇陰功啊你，你走嚟剃光老子嘅頭？
+
+200
+00:21:40,928 --> 00:21:45,653
+你唸一聲阿彌陀佛，老子喺個肚處鬧你一聲叉叉叉。
+
+201
+00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:49,338
+突然間悲從中來放聲大哭。
+
+202
+00:21:50,317 --> 00:21:52,547
+嗰班軍官啊都驚到傻晒。
+
+203
+00:21:53,488 --> 00:21:56,935
+嗰班和尚啊喺度朗誦佛號，冇個人理佢。
+
+204
+00:21:57,754 --> 00:22:02,017
+韋小寶喊咗一陣就冇乜癮嘞，亦只有收聲唔喊啦。
+
+205
+00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:14,542
+晦聰禪師話：師弟，本寺僧眾，係以大覺觀晦，澄淨華嚴八個字排行嘅。
+
+206
+00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:25,109
+本師觀證禪師，已經喺二十八年前圓寂，寺裏便澄字輩各憎，都係你嘅師侄啊。
+
+207
+00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:38,244
+噉班和尚呢，順住次序上前參見，其中澄心、澄光、澄通等等，都係同佢頗有交情嘅。
+
+208
+00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:46,867
+韋小寶見到一個個白鬚如銀嘅澄字輩老和尚，都稱呼自己做師叔；
+
+209
+00:22:47,923 --> 00:22:56,557
+淨字輩當中呢，亦有唔少和尚年紀已經好老㗎嘞，竟然稱呼自己做師叔祖；
+
+210
+00:22:57,091 --> 00:23:08,163
+就係華字輩嗰班和尚啊，亦有三幾十歲嘅，參拜嘅時候，竟然口稱太師叔祖，噉啊忍唔住哈哈大笑。
+
+211
+00:23:08,642 --> 00:23:14,856
+唉真係又喊又笑烏蠅打醮，啲人見到佢噉個樣都笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+212
+00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:19,499
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,009 --> 00:00:03,467
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:15,820
+話説康熙派遣御前侍衞、驍騎營親兵嚟到少林寺，原來不過係護送韋小寶嚟到剃度出家。
+
+3
+00:00:16,958 --> 00:00:28,122
+但係皇帝替身嚟噃，非同小可啊，如果唔係噉樣大張旗鼓，又點能夠喺少林和尚心目中，顯得呢件事嘅隆重呢？
+
+4
+00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:38,024
+驍騎營參領富春、御前侍衞趙齊賢、張康年等，向韋小寶告別嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:39,086 --> 00:00:45,604
+韋小寶攞出三百兩銀，叫張康年喺山下租一間民房畀雙兒住。
+
+6
+00:00:46,807 --> 00:01:00,603
+因為少林寺呢向來唔接待女施主入寺嘅，雙兒雖然改穿咗男裝，但係達摩院十八羅漢都認得佢係韋小寶個丫鬟，所以佢喺山下便等。
+
+7
+00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:10,937
+佢以為傳過聖旨，封贈犒賞之後，韋小寶就落山回京嘅喇，哈誰知佢竟然會喺寺裏頭出咗家。
+
+8
+00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:21,764
+韋小寶既然係皇帝嘅替身咯，又係晦字輩嘅高僧，喺寺裏頭當然係身份尊崇啦。
+
+9
+00:01:22,773 --> 00:01:25,588
+方丈啊撥咗一座大禪房畀佢。
+
+10
+00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:36,158
+晦聰方丈話：師弟喺寺裏頭一切自由，朝晚功課，亦可以自便。
+
+11
+00:01:37,018 --> 00:01:48,368
+除咗殺生、偷盜、淫邪、妄語、飲酒五大戒之外呢，其餘嘅小戒，就可守可不守嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:49,079 --> 00:01:51,524
+噉跟住就解釋五戒係咩意思。
+
+13
+00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:58,536
+韋小寶個心諗：呢五戒當中，妄語呢一戒老子係點都唔守㗎喇。
+
+14
+00:01:59,602 --> 00:02:01,693
+佢問：戒唔戒賭啊？
+
+15
+00:02:02,678 --> 00:02:05,913
+晦聰方丈打個特：咩嘢賭啊？
+
+16
+00:02:06,664 --> 00:02:07,397
+賭錢囉。
+
+17
+00:02:08,534 --> 00:02:12,622
+哦，五大戒當中並冇賭戒。
+
+18
+00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:16,540
+其他人要守，師弟啊隨便啦。
+
+19
+00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:23,452
+韋小寶諗嘞：我一個人唔戒賭有鬼用咩？唔通自己同自己賭啊？
+
+20
+00:02:25,088 --> 00:02:29,006
+噉喺寺裏便住咗幾日，百無聊賴，佢諗：
+
+21
+00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:38,422
+小玄子要我去服侍老皇爺，又叫我先喺少林寺出家，都唔知幾時先至叫我去五台山嘅。
+
+22
+00:02:39,781 --> 00:02:50,637
+噉呢一日，佢行到羅漢堂外便，只見澄通帶住六名弟子喺度練武，噉眾僧見佢嚟到嘞一齊躬身行禮。
+
+23
+00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:54,120
+韋小寶話：唔使咁多禮喇你哋練啦。
+
+24
+00:02:55,167 --> 00:03:06,764
+只見淨字輩六個和尚拳腳精嚴、出手狠捷，拆招個時候變化多端，比自己呢位師叔祖啊確實係高明得多多聲嘞。
+
+25
+00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:17,431
+聽見澄通指點佢哋呢一拳點樣剛猛有餘韌勁不足，呢一腳呢，又點樣部位偏咗，踢得高過頭噉。
+
+26
+00:03:17,502 --> 00:03:23,396
+韋小寶完全唔明白，睇到索然無味轉身就走嘞，佢諗：
+
+27
+00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:33,453
+時時都聽人講，少林寺武功天下第一，我嚟到寺裏頭做和尚唔學功夫豈唔係好可惜？
+
+28
+00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:39,053
+突然間佢恍然大悟：哈冇錯喇！
+
+29
+00:03:39,577 --> 00:03:54,507
+海大富呢個老烏龜，教畀我嗰啲狗屁少林派武功係假嘅冇用嘅，小玄子叫我喺少林寺出家，係要我學啲少林派嘅真本事好去保護老皇爺啊。
+
+30
+00:03:56,180 --> 00:04:01,022
+不過我嘅師父喺二十八年前就死咗咯，邊個嚟教我功夫呢？
+
+31
+00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:05,808
+噉佢沉吟咗一陣，又明白咗件事嘞：
+
+32
+00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:16,033
+住持老和尚叫我做佢師弟，原來就係要等我冇師父，吖，呢個老賊禿吖，好鬼狡猾嘅。
+
+33
+00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:25,084
+嗯冇錯喇，佢見我係皇帝親信，係朝廷大官，就決唔肯將上乘武功傳畀我呢個細佬哥嘅。
+
+34
+00:04:25,718 --> 00:04:29,456
+嘿，你唔教我，唔通我唔會睇住嚟學咩？
+
+35
+00:04:31,039 --> 00:04:35,265
+武林中傳授武功嘅時候啊，最忌有人喺旁邊睇嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:36,579 --> 00:04:47,856
+但係呢位晦明禪師乃係本寺前輩高僧，本派嘅徒子徒孫傳功練武，噉佢要喺旁邊睇下，邊個都唔能夠唔同意嘅。
+
+37
+00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:55,988
+佢喺寺裏便，到處咁東張西望，見到有人練武習藝喇，就企定睇一陣。
+
+38
+00:04:56,691 --> 00:05:08,195
+只係可惜呢位高僧嘅根底呢實在太過淺薄咯，當日海大富教佢嗰啲呢又唔係真實功夫，陳近南畀佢嗰本內功秘笈，佢又冇練過幾日。
+
+39
+00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:15,796
+少林派嘅武功啊博大精深，噉佢隨便睇下，能夠有幾多得益呢？
+
+40
+00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,843
+何況佢又冇耐心睇添。
+
+41
+00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:25,101
+喺少林寺裏��遊遊蕩蕩咗個幾月，武功啊一啲都冇學到啊。
+
+42
+00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:34,447
+但係佢嘅性格隨和，鐘意結交朋友，喺寺裏便嘅地位呢，係僅僅居於方丈嘅前輩。
+
+43
+00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:40,030
+噉佢既然肯同人哋做朋友咯，所有啲和尚對佢都非常之親熱。
+
+44
+00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:52,266
+呢一日，春風和暢，韋小寶只覺得全身暖洋洋，噉困喺少林寺同啲和尚做伴，實在係冇癮嘅。
+
+45
+00:05:53,147 --> 00:05:56,736
+於是行出寺門，噉落山嘞噃，佢諗：
+
+46
+00:05:57,499 --> 00:06:02,497
+好耐都冇見到雙兒嘞，唔知佢一個人過得點呢？要去睇下佢。
+
+47
+00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:12,942
+仲有就係喺寺裏便日日食齋，食到口都寡晒，噉需要雙兒買啲雞鴨魚肉，等佢呢個大和尚啊飽餐一頓。
+
+48
+00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:23,472
+等佢行到寺外便迎客亭，聽見有人嘈交嘅聲音，嘿佢個心都唔知幾歡喜：好嘢喇有人嘈交。
+
+49
+00:06:23,907 --> 00:06:25,372
+嗱嗱聲行過去。
+
+50
+00:06:26,009 --> 00:06:30,263
+只聽見幾個男人聲，仲夾雜住清脆嘅女子聲喺度嘈。
+
+51
+00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:38,713
+行到埋去，只見亭裏便兩個年輕女子，正在同本寺四名和尚嘈緊噃。
+
+52
+00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:44,952
+四個和尚見到韋小寶一齊話：師叔祖嚟嘞，請佢老人家講下道理啦。
+
+53
+00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,454
+講完就行出間亭向佢合十躬身。
+
+54
+00:06:49,787 --> 00:06:57,074
+呢四個和尚都係淨字輩嘅，韋小寶知道佢哋嘅職務呢，係接待施主外客。
+
+55
+00:06:57,816 --> 00:07:05,373
+平日能言善道、和藹可親，唔知點解竟然會同兩個年輕女子嘈起上嚟。
+
+56
+00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:19,187
+再睇下呢兩個女子，一個係二十歲左右，着住件藍衫，另外一個年紀呢仲細啲，不過十六七歲唧，着住淡綠色衣服。
+
+57
+00:07:20,298 --> 00:07:30,799
+韋小寶一見到呢個綠衣少女，不由得個心兵嘣一跳，霎時之間唇乾舌燥，口瞪目呆，個心諗：
+
+58
+00:07:31,647 --> 00:07:36,027
+我死喇，我死喇！呢個靚女喺邊處嚟㗎？
+
+59
+00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:42,447
+呢個靚女如果畀咗我做老婆啊，小皇帝同我換位我都唔䎺啊。
+
+60
+00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:50,569
+我韋小寶上天落地，槍林箭雨，刀山油鑊，唔理點都好啦，我非娶呢個姑娘做老婆不可。
+
+61
+00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:59,954
+嗰兩個少女見四個和尚叫呢個和尚仔做師叔祖，對佢好有禮貌，都好奇怪。
+
+62
+00:08:01,697 --> 00:08:07,376
+不過嗰個和尚仔眨下眼唧，就傻咗噉，盯住綠衣女郎。
+
+63
+00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:15,270
+你話平常嘅男子咁冇禮貌啊，本來都好唔啱㗎喇，何況佢係出家嘅和尚呢？
+
+64
+00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:19,841
+嗰個綠衣女郎塊面一紅，擰歪塊面。
+
+65
+00:08:20,577 --> 00:08:23,408
+嗰個藍衫女郎呢已經怒容滿面嘞。
+
+66
+00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:29,514
+韋小寶仲唔覺噃佢諗：佢點解擰歪塊面呢？
+
+67
+00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:38,416
+佢塊面啊噉樣輕輕一紅，麗春院一百個姑娘，企埋一齊都冇佢一條眼眉毛咁好睇啊。
+
+68
+00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:42,187
+佢笑一笑，我畀佢一萬兩銀都抵啊真係。
+
+69
+00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:55,024
+方姑娘、小郡主、洪夫人、建寧公主、雙兒，誒仲有嗰個擲骰仔嘅曾姑娘，咁多人加加埋埋，都冇呢位天仙咁靚啊。
+
+70
+00:08:56,109 --> 00:09:09,827
+我韋小寶唔想做皇帝、唔做神龍教教主、唔做天地會總舵主、咩黃馬褂三眼花翎、一品二品嘅大官，更加唔放在心上啦我，我非做呢個姑娘仔嘅老公不可。
+
+71
+00:09:10,937 --> 00:09:19,009
+話咁快唧，喺個心處諗過無數咁多念頭，立下赴湯蹈火、萬死不辭嘅大決心。
+
+72
+00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:22,541
+佢面上嘅表情啊嘿，古怪到極啊。
+
+73
+00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:31,669
+四個和尚同兩個女子，見佢忽然間眉開眼笑，忽然又咬牙切齒好似癲咗噉。
+
+74
+00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:37,043
+淨濟同淨清啊連氣叫咗佢好多次，師叔祖，師叔祖噉。
+
+75
+00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:39,484
+韋小寶硬係聽唔見啫。
+
+76
+00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:44,174
+過咗好耐下先至好似發完夢噉，唞咗個大氣。
+
+77
+00:09:45,511 --> 00:09:51,891
+嗰個藍衫女郎初時以為佢係好色輕薄啫，收尾又見到佢神情唔似啊。
+
+78
+00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:55,687
+哼，睇嚟呢個和尚仔，多數係個白痴嘞。
+
+79
+00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:57,609
+個心好笑嘞，就問：
+
+80
+00:09:58,622 --> 00:10:01,213
+呢個和尚仔係你哋嘅師叔祖啊？
+
+81
+00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:05,513
+淨濟連忙話：姑娘嘅説話要客氣啲。
+
+82
+00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:14,171
+呢位高僧法名上晦下明，係本寺兩位晦字輩嘅高僧之一，乃係住持方丈嘅師弟啊。
+
+83
+00:10:15,388 --> 00:10:20,873
+兩個女郎都微微一驚，跟住又更覺得好笑嘞擰頭唔信噃。
+
+84
+00:10:21,678 --> 00:10:23,511
+嗰個綠衣女郎笑住話：
+
+85
+00:10:23,928 --> 00:10:27,580
+師姐，佢呃人嘅，我哋真係唔上當啊。
+
+86
+00:10:27,874 --> 00:10:32,210
+呢個小，小法師，點會係咩嘢高僧唧？
+
+87
+00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:37,133
+呢幾句説話清脆嬌媚，温柔輕快。
+
+88
+00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:46,192
+韋小寶聽到魂飛魄散啊忍唔住學佢話：呢個小，小法師，點會係咩嘢高僧唧？
+
+89
+00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:51,264
+噉樣一學，輕薄無賴嘅味道啊表露無遺嘞。
+
+90
+00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,302
+兩個女郎即時黑起塊面。
+
+91
+00:10:54,956 --> 00:11:02,115
+四名淨字輩嘅和尚，亦都覺得呢位小師叔祖啊太過唔似樣，都覺得好醜啊。
+
+92
+00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:07,986
+嗰個藍衫女郎哼咗一聲問佢：你係少林寺嘅高僧啊？
+
+93
+00:11:08,914 --> 00:11:18,222
+韋小寶話：僧就係僧，不過呢就唔係咩高僧，你睇下吖我咁矮，不過係個矮僧啫嘛。
+
+94
+00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,442
+藍衫女郎雙眉一豎高聲話：
+
+95
+00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:28,954
+我哋聽人講，少林寺係天下武學嘅總匯，七十二門絕藝深不可測。
+
+96
+00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:33,166
+我哋兩姊妹非常羨慕，特意嚟瞻仰嘅。
+
+97
+00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:44,900
+估唔到，武功固然係麻麻地啦，寺裏便啲和尚更加係唔守清規，油嘴滑舌，就好似市井流氓一樣，真係令人失望喇。
+
+98
+00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:46,612
+師妹，我哋走咯。
+
+99
+00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:48,952
+講完就行出間亭。
+
+100
+00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:51,374
+淨清攔住佢話：
+
+101
+00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:58,591
+女施主嚟到少林寺行兇打人，就算要走啊，亦要講低尊師嘅名號啊。
+
+102
+00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,132
+韋小寶聽到話行兇打人，個心諗：
+
+103
+00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:09,283
+哦，原來佢哋打過人喇，唔怪得淨清佢哋唔肯過佢要嘈啦。
+
+104
+00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:18,021
+只見淨清、淨濟兩個人左便塊面，都有個紅紅嘅掌印，顯然係各人捱咗一巴喇。
+
+105
+00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:27,495
+韋小寶平常同班和尚傾閒偈，知道呢幾個知客僧嘅武功呢，喺寺裏便係屬於最末流嘅。
+
+106
+00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:36,491
+方丈就因為佢哋口齒伶俐而武功極低，先至派佢哋接待嚟少林寺隨喜嘅施主。
+
+107
+00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:45,499
+少林寺喺武林中享有盛名千幾年，每月嚟到寺裏便領教嘅武林人士數都數唔清。
+
+108
+00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:56,732
+知客僧武功低微呢，就不易於同人動手嘞，否則，少林禪寺啊變成咗動武打交個場所，妨礙清修；
+
+109
+00:12:57,251 --> 00:13:02,341
+更加違背佛家慈悲無爭嘅宗旨，而且呢亦不成體統吖。
+
+110
+00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:13,904
+嗰個藍衫女郎，顯然係唔知道少林寺嘅規矩，只覺得一出手就打咗兩名少林僧，個心啊十分得意，佢話：
+
+111
+00:13:14,686 --> 00:13:22,108
+憑你哋噉嘅功夫，想要本姑娘留低師父嘅名號啊，哼！你哋配唔配啊？
+
+112
+00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:28,779
+淨濟啱先吃過佢個苦頭，知道自己呢度五個人呢，冇法子截得住佢哋㗎嘞。
+
+113
+00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:43,991
+呢兩個女仔落山之後，一傳開去，話嚟到少林寺打咗兩個和尚揚長而去，對方呢連自己嘅來歷亦唔知道，噉少林寺嘅名堂，就衰到貼地喇。
+
+114
+00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:50,827
+就話：我哋四個人嘅職責，係接待施主，武功低微到極。
+
+115
+00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:55,141
+出家人和氣為本，點能夠同人哋打交呢？
+
+116
+00:13:55,942 --> 00:14:04,377
+兩位既然要領教敝寺武功，噉就唔該你哋等一等，等貧僧去請幾位師伯師叔嚟，同兩位見面啦。
+
+117
+00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:06,584
+講完，轉身就走嘞。
+
+118
+00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:13,575
+突然間藍影一晃，淨濟喝一聲：你！噼啪一聲，𢴈咗一跤。
+
+119
+00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,911
+原來係嗰個藍衫女郎衝過去，用腳勾跌佢。
+
+120
+00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:23,016
+淨濟跳起身嚟好嬲噉話：女施主，你點解。
+
+121
+00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:29,910
+嗰個藍衫女郎哈哈一笑，右拳出擊，淨濟連忙舉起右手嚟格佢。
+
+122
+00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:35,870
+藍衫女郎左手一帶，咔啦一聲，將佢右手擢到甩臼。
+
+123
+00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:45,534
+跟住聽見瀝瀝嘞嘞，呢個藍衫女郎喺頃刻之間，又將嗰三個和尚整甩咗佢哋嘅手臼或者打斷手腕骨。
+
+124
+00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:50,326
+四個和尚退埋一便，已經全無抵抗嘅能力嘞。
+
+125
+00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:54,209
+淨濟轉身就跑翻到寺裏頭報信。
+
+126
+00:14:55,378 --> 00:15:03,000
+韋小寶嚇到手足無措唔知點樣好，突然間後��一緊，已經畀人哋捉住嘞。
+
+127
+00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:10,239
+呢一下，連埋佢後頸嘅要穴一齊捻住，當堂全身酸軟，使唔出力。
+
+128
+00:15:11,313 --> 00:15:17,400
+佢見到藍衫女郎企喺面前，噉揸住佢後領嘅，梗係綠衫女郎啦。
+
+129
+00:15:17,729 --> 00:15:21,823
+佢歡喜到啊乜嘢噉，大叫話：好嘢啊，好嘢啊！
+
+130
+00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:30,121
+同時個鼻呢又聞到一浸浸淡淡嘅幽香，佢又叫話：哎呀好香啊，好香啊！
+
+131
+00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:36,470
+藍衫女郎話：呢個小賊禿曳到極，妹妹，你割咗佢個鼻落嚟啦。
+
+132
+00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:41,665
+韋小寶聽見身後一個嬌媚嘅聲音話：好。
+
+133
+00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:46,701
+等我挖咗佢對眼核先，佢對眼啊睩嚟睩去好衰嘅。
+
+134
+00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:53,066
+跟住韋小寶呢，覺得一隻手指尖啊撳住自己左眼皮上便。
+
+135
+00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:58,071
+韋小寶話：你慢慢挖啊，唔好挖咁快啊。
+
+136
+00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,650
+嗰個女郎奇怪喇：點解啊？
+
+137
+00:16:02,553 --> 00:16:06,726
+最好你就噉樣捉住我，捉我一世唔放手噉就好喇。
+
+138
+00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:11,585
+和尚仔，你死在臨頭仲喺度同我瘋言瘋語係嘛？
+
+139
+00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:19,298
+突然間，韋小寶覺得右眼啊痛到好緊要，嘩，嗰個女郎竟然真係要挖佢對眼核噃。
+
+140
+00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:25,007
+驚起上嚟，彎腰低頭，滿腔風情當時掉到九霄雲外啊。
+
+141
+00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:30,126
+雙手向後便猛咁撩，想格開佢揸住自己後領嗰隻手。
+
+142
+00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:36,171
+嗰個女郎一拳打正佢後心，韋小寶大叫話：哎呀，痛死我喇！
+
+143
+00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:46,727
+雙手反過嚟亂搲亂舞，不知不覺噉啊使出咗洪教主傳授嗰半招狄青降龍，一下，竟然揸住嗰個女郎胸口。
+
+144
+00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:55,646
+呢一式啊，本來係要逼到背後敵人縮身，然後就倒翻關斗騎住敵人條頸嘅。
+
+145
+00:16:56,559 --> 00:17:01,881
+點知嗰個女郎，並冇對敵經驗，冇提防畀韋小寶揸住胸部。
+
+146
+00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:08,126
+招式嘅後果既然大不相同咯，噉狄青降龍嘅後半招亦使唔出嚟嘞。
+
+147
+00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:19,239
+嗰個女郎又驚又醜，雙手由外向內拗入去，兜住韋小寶嗰兩隻手，噶嘞一聲，就拗斷咗佢手踭嘅關節。
+
+148
+00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:26,960
+呢一招乳燕歸巢名稱就温雅咯，不過係分筋錯骨手嘅一招殺着。
+
+149
+00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:31,563
+跟住飛腳一踢，將韋小寶踢咗丈幾遠。
+
+150
+00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:39,035
+嗰個女郎嬲到極點啊，拔出腰間嘅柳葉刀，出力向住韋小寶背心斬落去。
+
+151
+00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:44,939
+韋小寶連忙將個身一趢，趢到間亭中心嘅石枱底下。
+
+152
+00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:52,924
+嗰個女郎一刀斬喺地下，火星四射，噉左腳一踢，將韋小寶喺枱底踢翻出嚟。
+
+153
+00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,858
+藍衫女郎叫佢話：師妹唔好殺人啊。
+
+154
+00:17:57,555 --> 00:18:02,327
+綠衫女郎好似聽唔見噉，又是一刀，重重斬喺韋小寶嘅背脊。
+
+155
+00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:05,854
+韋小寶又叫啊：哎呀，痛死我喇！
+
+156
+00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:15,138
+綠衫女郎再斬咗兩刀，斬到韋小寶啊痛到入骨，好彩佢有寶衣護身，冇受到傷。
+
+157
+00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:23,247
+綠衫女郎仲想再斬嘅，藍衫女郎拔出把刀，咣一聲，格開佢個柳葉刀，佢話：
+
+158
+00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,727
+呢個和尚仔冇命㗎喇，我哋快啲走啦。
+
+159
+00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:32,380
+佢諗住喺少林寺殺咗廟裏頭個和尚，呢場大禍就不得了嘞。
+
+160
+00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:47,424
+綠衫女郎受咗重大侮辱，又以為已經將呢個和尚仔殺死咗，又驚又醜，突然間淚水湧出，手臂一彎，一刀向住自己條頸割落去。
+
+161
+00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:52,208
+藍衫女郎啊大吃一驚啊，急忙伸把刀去格。
+
+162
+00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:58,730
+噉啊雖然將佢嘅刀鋒呢擋開，但係刀尖仲係勒過條頸，當堂鮮血直冒。
+
+163
+00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:03,606
+藍衫女郎驚叫話：師妹，你，你做咩嘢唧？
+
+164
+00:19:04,015 --> 00:19:06,980
+綠衫女郎眼前一黑，就暈咗咯。
+
+165
+00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:15,347
+藍衫女郎拋咗把鋼刀，抱住佢一味驚叫：師妹，你，你，你唔好死啊你唔好死啊！
+
+166
+00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:22,100
+突然間聽見身後有人話：阿彌陀佛，要快啲搶救啊。
+
+167
+00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:28,214
+藍衫女郎喊住話：誒救，救唔到喇，救唔到㗎喇。
+
+168
+00:19:29,258 --> 00:19:37,332
+只見一隻手喺背後伸過嚟，手指連氣點幾點，點咗綠衫女郎條頸嘅傷口周圍嘅穴道。
+
+169
+00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:42,290
+嗰個人話：救人緊要，姑娘唔好怪。
+
+170
+00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:48,941
+嗰個人撕爛衣襟，用嚟包住綠衫女郎條頸，噉啊護低身將佢抱起嚟。
+
+171
+00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:58,841
+藍衫女郎手足無措企翻起身，見嗰個人係個白鬚垂胸嘅老和尚，抱住綠衫女郎快步上山。
+
+172
+00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:07,523
+佢又驚又急，只有跟住佢尾啦，見嗰個老和尚抱住師妹入咗少林寺山門，就跟住入去嘞。
+
+173
+00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:16,894
+韋小寶喺石枱下便蜎翻出嚟之後，佢雙手都好似唔係自己嘅噉嘅，軟顂顂髧低，佢諗：
+
+174
+00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:23,922
+呢個姑娘仔，啊，真係狠喇，點解要自尋短見呢？
+
+175
+00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:32,343
+如果真係死咗噉點算啊？嗯，我，我仲係趯更好啲喇。
+
+176
+00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:41,368
+但一想到嗰個少女嘅絕世容顏，個心一熱，打定主意唔趯更喇，一定要去睇下佢。
+
+177
+00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:52,433
+佢嗰雙手呢痛到不得了，額頭啲冷汗都好似黃豆咁大粒，一粒粒噉滴落嚟，佢咬住牙關死頂噉上山。
+
+178
+00:20:53,485 --> 00:21:01,714
+不過只係走咗十幾步唧，寺裏便有十幾名和尚走出嚟，將佢同淨字輩三個和尚扶翻入寺裏頭嘞。
+
+179
+00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:14,119
+韋小寶同四個和尚都係畀人整甩咗臼㗎，擒拿跌打本來係少林派武功嘅長處，即時有個和尚過嚟同佢哋接翻上個臼。
+
+180
+00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:23,038
+韋小寶啊迫不及待就要睇個姑娘，噉問明嗰兩個女客喺邊處喇，就直向東院禪房行過去。
+
+181
+00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:29,019
+啱啱行過迴廊唧，見到八名和尚手執戒刀迎面行過嚟。
+
+182
+00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:40,186
+嗰八個和尚啊，都係戒律院嘅執事和尚，為首嗰個人躬身話：師叔祖，方丈大師有請。
+
+183
+00:21:40,927 --> 00:21:46,352
+韋小寶話：知道喇。我要去睇下嗰個姑娘仔先，睇下佢係生吖定死。
+
+184
+00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:51,570
+方丈大師喺戒律院等你啊，請師叔祖即刻過去。
+
+185
+00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:56,071
+叉叉叉我話要睇下嗰個姑娘仔吖嘛好靚嗰個呢，你冇聽到咩？
+
+186
+00:21:57,747 --> 00:22:04,330
+韋小寶平時脾氣好好嘅，而家個心一急，喺少林寺亦都開口鬧人嘞。
+
+187
+00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:09,456
+八個和尚啊互相睇下，唔敢攔阻佢。
+
+188
+00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:16,793
+於是四個和尚跟住佢，另外四個和尚，去傳淨濟等四名知客僧。
+
+189
+00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:23,400
+韋小寶去到東院禪房佢問：個姑娘仔唔會死吖嘛？
+
+190
+00:22:24,558 --> 00:22:30,853
+一名老僧話：啟稟師叔，佢傷勢唔重，小僧喺度醫緊佢啊。
+
+191
+00:22:31,537 --> 00:22:33,167
+韋小寶噉就放心嘞。
+
+192
+00:22:34,516 --> 00:22:39,880
+嗰個藍衫女郎企喺門邊指住韋小寶鬧佢：都係呢個和尚仔唔好。
+
+193
+00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:47,879
+韋小寶對住佢伸下條脷，噉遲疑咗一陣，終於唔敢入去房睇，就行去戒律院嘞。
+
+194
+00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:57,325
+去到喇，只見院門大開，幾十名和尚身披袈裟，喺兩邊站立，神情嚴肅。
+
+195
+00:22:58,446 --> 00:23:05,510
+揸住刀押佢過嚟嗰四個和尚齊聲話：啟稟方丈，晦明僧傳到。
+
+196
+00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:14,183
+韋小寶見到噉嘅神情個心諗：你係大老爺開堂審犯啊？你阿爺吖擺咩臭架子唧？
+
+197
+00:23:15,154 --> 00:23:16,505
+噉啊行入大堂。
+
+198
+00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:23,583
+只見佛像前面點住幾十支蠟燭，方丈晦聰禪師係企喺左首便；
+
+199
+00:23:24,258 --> 00:23:33,000
+右首便企住一位老和尚，身材高大不怒而威，乃係戒律院首座澄識禪師。
+
+200
+00:23:33,591 --> 00:23:37,098
+淨濟、淨清等四個和尚啊企喺下首便。
+
+201
+00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:42,010
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:03,425
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,393 --> 00:00:13,573
+話説韋小寶去到戒律院，只見幾十名和尚身披袈裟，喺兩邊站立；
+
+3
+00:00:14,790 --> 00:00:17,632
+方丈晦聰禪師企喺左首便；
+
+4
+00:00:18,521 --> 00:00:22,691
+戒律院首座澄識禪師，企喺右首便；
+
+5
+00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:26,535
+淨濟、淨清等四個和尚企喺下便。
+
+6
+00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:33,532
+晦聰禪師話：師弟，拜過如來。
+
+7
+00:00:34,596 --> 00:00:36,266
+韋小寶跪低禮佛。
+
+8
+00:00:37,373 --> 00:00:39,997
+晦聰等佢拜過之後企起身就話：
+
+9
+00:00:40,882 --> 00:00:46,356
+半山亭裏便嘅事，勞煩師弟講畀戒律院首座聽啦。
+
+10
+00:00:47,492 --> 00:00:52,001
+韋小寶話：我聽見佢哋喺度嘈交，噉就過去睇下啦。
+
+11
+00:00:52,672 --> 00:00:54,925
+至於到底為咩事嘈我就唔知嘞。
+
+12
+00:00:55,236 --> 00:00:56,466
+淨濟，你講啦。
+
+13
+00:00:57,388 --> 00:00:58,899
+淨濟話：係。
+
+14
+00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:01,176
+噉轉身佢話。
+
+15
+00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:07,629
+啟稟方丈同首座師叔，弟子四個人喺半山亭裏便迎客。
+
+16
+00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:15,383
+嗰兩位女施主要嚟寺隨喜，就話畀佢哋聽，本寺向來個規矩呢，係唔接待女施主嘅。
+
+17
+00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:18,916
+嗰位年紀比較大嘅女施主話：
+
+18
+00:01:19,183 --> 00:01:25,804
+聽講少林寺自稱係武學正宗，七十二項絕藝，每一項都係當世無敵。
+
+19
+00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:29,401
+我哋專登嚟見識下，到底係點樣厲害法噉。
+
+20
+00:01:30,184 --> 00:01:41,219
+弟子就話：敝寺決唔敢自稱武功當世無敵，天下各門各派，武功啊各有所長嘅，少林派點敢狂妄自大呢？
+
+21
+00:01:42,278 --> 00:01:46,936
+晦聰方丈話：講得唔錯吖，好得體啊。
+
+22
+00:01:48,063 --> 00:01:56,373
+淨濟話：噉嗰個女施主話，噉講，噉啊少林派不過係徒得虛名，半桶水嘅拳腳不足一笑咯噃？
+
+23
+00:01:56,955 --> 00:02:03,478
+噉弟子話：請教兩位女施主係邊個門派，係邊位武林前輩門下嘅高足呢？
+
+24
+00:02:04,673 --> 00:02:06,600
+晦聰話：冇錯。
+
+25
+00:02:07,465 --> 00:02:19,262
+呢兩個年輕女子嚟本寺撩事惹非，睇唔起本派武功，必定係大有來頭嘅，應該問明佢哋嘅門派來歷。
+
+26
+00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:27,630
+淨濟話：噉嗰個女仔講，你要知道我哋門派來歷啊，噉好容易啫，一睇就知道㗎喇。
+
+27
+00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:31,552
+佢突然間出手，將弟子同埋淨清師弟摑咗一巴。
+
+28
+00:02:32,357 --> 00:02:38,581
+佢出手好快，弟子事前又冇防備，真係好慚愧竟然避佢唔到。
+
+29
+00:02:39,606 --> 00:02:43,672
+淨清師弟又話：你兩位點解咁粗魯㗎逳手打人嘅？
+
+30
+00:02:44,335 --> 00:02:52,043
+嗰個女子笑住話：你哋問我哋門派來歷，口説無憑，出手見功，你哋一睇唔係就知道嘞咩？
+
+31
+00:02:53,076 --> 00:02:55,675
+講到呢處，晦明師叔祖就嚟喇。
+
+32
+00:02:56,759 --> 00:03:03,813
+澄識就問佢：呢位女施主出手打你，佢使嘅手法係點㗎？
+
+33
+00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:09,512
+淨濟、淨清都耷低頭，佢話：弟子冇睇清楚啊。
+
+34
+00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:18,851
+澄識問其餘嗰兩個和尚話：你哋冇捱打，應該睇到嗰個女施主嘅手法同身法㗎？
+
+35
+00:03:19,884 --> 00:03:29,829
+嗰兩個和尚話：我哋只係聽見啪啪兩聲，兩位師兄就捱咗打喇，嗰個女子好似手又冇逳，個身都冇逳嘅。
+
+36
+00:03:30,909 --> 00:03:33,733
+澄識望下方丈，等候佢嘅指示。
+
+37
+00:03:34,961 --> 00:03:42,310
+晦聰諗咗一陣就同執事僧話：請達摩院、般若堂兩位首座過嚟。
+
+38
+00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:46,942
+過咗冇幾耐，兩位首座先後嚟到嘞。
+
+39
+00:03:48,154 --> 00:03:54,068
+達摩院首座澄心，就係去五台山幫手嗰十八羅漢之首。
+
+40
+00:03:54,982 --> 00:04:00,417
+般若堂嘅首座澄觀禪師呢，係個八十零歲嘅老和尚嚟。
+
+41
+00:04:01,423 --> 00:04:04,048
+噉兩個和尚向方丈見咗禮。
+
+42
+00:04:04,892 --> 00:04:17,055
+晦聰話：有兩位女施主，嚟本寺撩事鬥非，唔知係咩嘢門派，兩位博知多聞，請共同參詳啦。
+
+43
+00:04:17,813 --> 00:04:19,502
+於是就講咗啲經過。
+
+44
+00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:33,540
+澄心話：四名師侄冚𠾴唥冇見到佢出手，但係兩個人塊面已經捱咗一巴，噉呢種武功呢，本派千葉手裏便係有嘅；
+
+45
+00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:42,311
+武當派回風掌係有嘅，崑崙派落雁拳，崆峒派飛鳳手亦都有噉樣嘅手法。
+
+46
+00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:49,456
+晦聰話：淨係睇呢兩掌睇唔出佢嘅武功門派嘅。
+
+47
+00:04:50,312 --> 00:04:54,226
+師弟，你又點樣同佢哋打起上嚟嘅呢？
+
+48
+00:04:55,272 --> 00:05:01,456
+韋小寶話：嗰個藍衫姑娘先將四個，誒四個和尚都打斷咗手。
+
+49
+00:05:02,631 --> 00:05:06,203
+晦聰就問嗰四個和尚嘅手腕手臂係點樣甩臼嘅。
+
+50
+00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:10,856
+四個和尚又講又學，演咗當時嘅情景。
+
+51
+00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:18,695
+澄心定神睇咗，又詳細問嗰個女郎嘅手法，噉最後問韋小寶話：
+
+52
+00:05:19,634 --> 00:05:24,866
+請問師叔，嗰個姑娘又點樣拗甩你老人家嘅臼嘅呢？
+
+53
+00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:34,521
+韋小寶話：我老人家嘅後領啊畀嗰個靚女一手揸住，噉當堂全身都酸麻噃，呢，佢揸住我呢處。
+
+54
+00:05:35,046 --> 00:05:36,888
+講完，指一指後頸。
+
+55
+00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:43,118
+澄心岌頭話：呢度係大椎穴，係人身要穴嚟。
+
+56
+00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:51,999
+韋小寶話：噉我又反手想格開佢隻手咯喎，點知畀佢喺背心呢打咗一拳哎呀痛到我死死下。
+
+57
+00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:57,265
+噉我老人家急啦，反手亂咁揸，喺佢胸口揸咗一下。
+
+58
+00:05:57,923 --> 00:06:04,080
+嗰個姑娘亦都急嘞，噉啊整斷咗我兩隻手，又將我𢴈喺地下，揸住把刀亂咁斬我。
+
+59
+00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:09,762
+叉叉叉，殺人唔使本喇，佢一心一意謀殺親夫，想做小寡婦喎。
+
+60
+00:06:10,889 --> 00:06:14,600
+班和尚聽佢亂咁噏，噉大家互相望下。
+
+61
+00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:24,300
+澄心啊企佢後便，用隻手嚟到比下，突然間見到佢件衫喺後心處嗰三條刀痕吃咗一驚，佢就話：
+
+62
+00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:29,302
+佢斬咗師叔你三刀，你傷勢點啊？
+
+63
+00:06:30,218 --> 00:06:35,058
+韋小寶得意洋洋噉話：我有寶衣護身啊冇受傷啊。
+
+64
+00:06:35,343 --> 00:06:38,053
+呢三刀，好彩唔係斬我個光頭咋。
+
+65
+00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:46,803
+哎，呢個妹妹斬我唔死，實係嚇到魂飛天外，以為我老人家武功深不可測，唯有自己鋸頸嘞。
+
+66
+00:06:47,568 --> 00:06:55,021
+其實我啲武功啊好豆泥嘅啫，好似佢靚得咁交關，我老人家亦都唔會點難為佢嘅。
+
+67
+00:06:56,067 --> 00:07:02,003
+晦聰怕佢繼續亂噏落去就插嘴話：師弟，講咁多就夠喇。
+
+68
+00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:12,376
+班和尚呢陣時呢都已經明白，嗰個女郎之所以自尋短見啊，係因為胸口畀人揸，受咗極大嘅羞辱。
+
+69
+00:07:13,638 --> 00:07:20,574
+而韋小寶當時正係生死關頭，睇佢衫上面三條刀痕就可以知道嘞。
+
+70
+00:07:21,246 --> 00:07:28,784
+咁危急之中，捩轉手嚟亂咁揸，碰到敵人身上任何部位啊都唔能夠話有咩錯嘅。
+
+71
+00:07:29,465 --> 00:07:35,981
+佢武功又低微，畀人捉住之後搏命掙扎，出手仲有咩規矩可以跟㗎？
+
+72
+00:07:37,213 --> 00:07:40,213
+澄識嘅面色當堂平和翻，佢話：
+
+73
+00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:51,789
+師叔，先頭聽嗰個女施主口口聲聲鬧你不守清規，以為你真係犯咗戒律去調戲婦女，所以得罪晒喇。
+
+74
+00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:57,899
+原來係爭鬥嘅時候嘅無意之失，唔能夠講係違犯戒律嘅。
+
+75
+00:07:58,131 --> 00:07:59,474
+師叔請坐。
+
+76
+00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:04,239
+噉啊親自攞咗一張椅，放喺晦聰下首便。
+
+77
+00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:13,574
+意思呢，就話你冇犯戒律，戒律院就管你唔着喇，噉你係寺裏便嘅尊長，應當對你禮敬。
+
+78
+00:08:14,524 --> 00:08:17,591
+韋小寶嘻嘻噉笑一下，就坐低嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:23,049
+澄識見佢神態輕浮，講嘢又無聊，忍唔住就話：
+
+80
+00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:35,960
+師叔雖然係冇犯色戒，但係見到女施主嘅時候，亦要舉止莊重相貌莊嚴，先至唔失少林寺高僧嘅風度。
+
+81
+00:08:36,639 --> 00:08:45,068
+韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿，我呢個高僧啊馬馬虎虎，隨便湊數啫嘛，唔算得真嘅。
+
+82
+00:08:46,138 --> 00:08:52,908
+晦聰正話想勸下佢，般若院首座澄觀忽然間話：冇門派嘅。
+
+83
+00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:58,606
+澄心話：師兄話呢兩位女施主冇門派㗎？
+
+84
+00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:02,734
+澄觀話：偷學翻嚟嘅武功。
+
+85
+00:09:03,271 --> 00:09:11,276
+佢兩個人嘅分筋錯骨手裏便，包含咗武當、崑崙、崆峒、點蒼四派手法；
+
+86
+00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:19,915
+喺師叔背心上面斬呢三刀，包含咗峨嵋、青城、山西六合刀嘅三門刀法。
+
+87
+00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:26,214
+噉樣雜駁不純，而且學得都唔到家，天下冇呢一派武功嘅。
+
+88
+00:09:27,194 --> 00:09:29,397
+韋小寶好奇怪喇佢話：
+
+89
+00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:33,896
+咦？乜佢哋呢啲招式，你每一招都知道來歷㗎？
+
+90
+00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:44,416
+佢唔知道澄觀八歲就喺少林寺出家，七十幾年裏便潛心武學，從來未出過寺門一步。
+
+91
+00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:49,166
+佢博覽武學��籍，知識極為廣博。
+
+92
+00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:58,310
+少林寺達摩院就專門研究本派武功，般若堂呢就專門研究天下各家各派武功。
+
+93
+00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:05,397
+般若堂裏頭幾十位高僧，每一位都精通一派到幾派嘅功夫嘅。
+
+94
+00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:16,453
+少林子和尚喺隋末嘅時候，曾經幫助李世民削平王世充，嗰陣時嘅武功就已經威震天下。
+
+95
+00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:26,120
+千幾年嚟，一直保持極高嘅聲譽，噉固然，本派武功博大精深係主要個原因；
+
+96
+00:10:27,116 --> 00:10:32,589
+但係般若堂精心研究其他派別武功，亦係主要原因之一啊。
+
+97
+00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:40,721
+因為通曉其他派別武功之後，一來，取長補短，嚟到補救本派功夫之不足；
+
+98
+00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:49,591
+二來，如果同其他派別高手較量，預先已經知道對方底細，當然係大佔上風嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:50,721 --> 00:11:01,437
+少林弟子行俠江湖，回寺參見方丈同本師之後，先去戒律院稟告有無過犯，噉再去般若堂稟告經歷見聞。
+
+100
+00:11:01,974 --> 00:11:08,775
+噉第二派武功之中啊，只要有一招一式可取，般若堂個和尚就寫低佢。
+
+101
+00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:15,419
+就係噉樣積累咗成千年，對於天下各派武功了如指掌。
+
+102
+00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:21,851
+噉縱然寺裏便，並冇才智傑出嘅人才啊，不過亦都能夠領袖群倫喇。
+
+103
+00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:33,633
+澄觀潛心武學，世事啊一竅不通，為人有啲痴痴呆呆，但係對於各家各派嘅武功就分辨得好清楚。
+
+104
+00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:38,697
+文人讀書多而不化，就變咗做書呆子吖；
+
+105
+00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:43,917
+呢個澄觀禪師呢，就係學武成為武呆子嘅。
+
+106
+00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:55,760
+佢生平除咗同同門拆招之外，從來未試過同外人打過，但係佢對於武學嘅知識，少林寺啊推為當世第一啊。
+
+107
+00:11:56,962 --> 00:12:00,063
+而家佢斷定嗰兩個女郎，係冇門派嘅。
+
+108
+00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:07,562
+澄心話：原來兩位女施主係冇門派嘅，噉事情就好做嘞。
+
+109
+00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:13,260
+只要醫好咗嗰位姑娘嘅傷，送佢哋出寺就冇晒後患啦。
+
+110
+00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:22,022
+澄識話：不過佢兩個人，用師姊妹嚟稱呼，似乎係有師父㗎噃。
+
+111
+00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:29,125
+澄心話：就算有師父，亦唔會係名門大派嘅高明人物嘅。
+
+112
+00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:31,109
+噉啊澄識岌一岌頭。
+
+113
+00:12:32,104 --> 00:12:41,260
+晦聰方丈話：兩位女施主年輕好事，呢場爭鬥我哋冇做錯啲乜嘢。
+
+114
+00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:49,086
+雖然係噉，我哋仲係唔好失禮，對兩位女施主需要好好款待。
+
+115
+00:12:49,884 --> 00:12:51,248
+好喇，係噉啦。
+
+116
+00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,235
+講完就企起身。
+
+117
+00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:55,538
+澄心微笑話：
+
+118
+00:12:56,510 --> 00:13:06,360
+初時我仲以為武林中出咗邊一位高手，教咗兩位年輕姑娘，有意嚟羞辱本派，所以都有啲擔心。
+
+119
+00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:12,744
+少林寺享名千載，千祈唔好喺我哋手裏頭整衰咗佢啊。
+
+120
+00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:15,654
+噉大家都微微笑岌頭嘞。
+
+121
+00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:24,219
+忽然間韋小寶話：照我睇，少林派武功名氣好大其實都不過如此啫。
+
+122
+00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:29,658
+晦聰正話想行出門口，一聽見愕然嘞擰翻轉頭。
+
+123
+00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:35,519
+韋小寶話：淨濟、淨清，你哋學咗幾年功夫啊？
+
+124
+00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:40,180
+淨濟話學咗十四年，淨清呢學咗十二年。
+
+125
+00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:45,599
+佢哋都話資質低劣，全無長進係慚愧之至啊噉。
+
+126
+00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:55,249
+晦聰方丈話：我哋學佛，志在悟道解脫，武功高低乃係末節啫。
+
+127
+00:13:55,814 --> 00:14:00,452
+韋小寶擰頭話：我睇呢處啊好成問題啊。
+
+128
+00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:10,748
+呢兩個姑娘仔年紀大嘅，不過係二十歲，噉只係東偷一招，西學一式，都係其他派別炒雜水撈埋一碟嘅；
+
+129
+00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:19,391
+就打到學過十幾年功夫嘅少林和尚落荒而逃，屁滾尿流，毫無招架之功死無葬身之地嘞。
+
+130
+00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:27,971
+噉樣睇嚟，咩嘢武當派、崑崙派嘅一招半式，就叻過我哋少林派嘅正宗武功多多聲咯。
+
+131
+00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:33,686
+晦聰、澄識、澄心等人嘅面色都十分尷尬。
+
+132
+00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:41,410
+韋小寶呢番説話雖然極之難聽啊，不過一時呢亦幾難駁佢，噉只係諗：
+
+133
+00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:48,654
+淨濟呢四個人嘅功夫差到極啫，點能夠話係少林派嘅正宗武功啊？
+
+134
+00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:53,740
+��過澄觀就岌頭話：師叔言之有理啊。
+
+135
+00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:59,586
+澄識奇怪喇佢問：點解師兄你亦話言之有理呢？
+
+136
+00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:08,243
+澄觀話：人哋嘅炒雜水打敗咗我哋嘅正宗功夫，係有啲唔對路嘅。
+
+137
+00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:14,113
+晦聰話：各人嘅資質天分不同。
+
+138
+00:15:14,576 --> 00:15:23,885
+淨濟佢哋本來，武功就唔得嘅，佢哋忙於接待賓客，噉對於弘揚佛法係大有功德嘅事。
+
+139
+00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:35,422
+淨濟、淨清、淨本、淨源，你哋四個人交卸咗知客嘅職務，以後多啲練下武功啦。
+
+140
+00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,430
+淨濟等四個和尚啊躬身答應。
+
+141
+00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,128
+大家散咗，行出戒律院。
+
+142
+00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,807
+韋小寶啊擰擰頭。
+
+143
+00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:50,947
+澄觀皺住眉頭，諗咗一陣，亦擰一擰頭。
+
+144
+00:15:52,271 --> 00:15:56,533
+晦聰同澄心對望咗一眼，佢哋都諗：
+
+145
+00:15:57,693 --> 00:16:02,818
+呢一老一少都係傻傻地嘅，咪理佢咁多咯。
+
+146
+00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:04,510
+噉就行咗嘞。
+
+147
+00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:13,087
+澄觀望住院裏頭一樖樹，睇住一片樹葉慢慢噉飄落嚟，過咗一陣佢話：
+
+148
+00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:17,460
+師叔，我要去睇下嗰位女施主。
+
+149
+00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:22,117
+韋小寶好高興噉話：噉就真係好喇，我都去。
+
+150
+00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:29,146
+兩個人嚟到東院禪房，幫綠衫女郎醫病嗰老和尚出嚟迎接。
+
+151
+00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:32,479
+韋小寶問：佢會唔會死啊？
+
+152
+00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:38,163
+嗰個老和尚話：刀傷唔深，唔緊要，唔會死嘅。
+
+153
+00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,259
+啊噉就好喇。
+
+154
+00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:42,358
+噉佢哋行入禪房嘞。
+
+155
+00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:51,882
+只見嗰個綠衫女郎瞓喺床上便眯埋雙眼，面色好白，條頸啊用棉花同白布包住；
+
+156
+00:16:52,509 --> 00:17:03,624
+右手啊放喺被外便，五隻手指細長嬌嫩，真係好似用白玉雕成噉，手背上，有五個細細嘅凹。
+
+157
+00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:08,532
+韋小寶心逳逳，忍唔住想去摸下呢隻手。
+
+158
+00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:11,678
+就話：哈睇下佢嘅脈點至得。
+
+159
+00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,302
+噉啊詐假意伸手去同佢把脈咯噃。
+
+160
+00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:20,855
+嗰個藍衫女郎企喺床尾，見佢入嚟條氣已經頂住嘞。
+
+161
+00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:26,240
+而家見佢仲想伸手把脈就喝佢話：唔准掂我個妹啊！
+
+162
+00:17:27,032 --> 00:17:30,756
+見佢仲唔縮手，左手一伸就去捉佢手腕。
+
+163
+00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:39,587
+澄觀中指啊向佢左手掌側嘅陽谷穴彈過去，佢話：你呢一招係山西郝家嘅擒拿手。
+
+164
+00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:44,766
+藍衫女郎手一縮，手踭就順勢撞出去。
+
+165
+00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,890
+澄觀用手指向佢手踭嘅小海穴一彈。
+
+166
+00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:55,468
+嗰女郎右手反打，澄觀中指又彈，逼到佢要收招，退咗一步。
+
+167
+00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:02,129
+嗰個女郎又驚又嬲，雙拳如風啊霎時之間，擊出咗七八拳。
+
+168
+00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,517
+澄觀不停咁岌頭，手指又彈咗七八下。
+
+169
+00:18:07,161 --> 00:18:14,876
+嗰個女郎哎呦一聲，右手嘅清冷穴，畀澄觀彈中咗喇，隻手唔逳得，就鬧佢話：死和尚！
+
+170
+00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:22,716
+澄觀奇怪喇：我係生嘅，如果係死和尚，點能夠用手指彈你呢？
+
+171
+00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:29,476
+嗰個女郎見佢武功咁厲害心怯嘞，不過就唔肯輸口，鬧佢話：
+
+172
+00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,263
+你今日仲生，聽日就死喇。
+
+173
+00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:39,952
+澄觀打個特：女施主點會知道㗎？唔通你有先見之明嘅？
+
+174
+00:18:41,014 --> 00:18:45,066
+嗰個女郎話：哼，少林寺嘅和尚就會油嘴滑舌。
+
+175
+00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:54,432
+佢以為澄觀同自己講笑咋噃，就唔知道呢個老和尚啊武功雖然係叻，但係完全唔通世務嘅。
+
+176
+00:18:55,372 --> 00:18:59,950
+嗰個藍衫女郎低聲喝叫話：出去啦，唔好嘈醒我師妹。
+
+177
+00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:05,625
+澄觀話：係，係，師叔啊，我哋出去咯。
+
+178
+00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:12,971
+韋小寶望住床上嘅女郎，已經神不守舍嘞，只係應咗聲不過就唔行。
+
+179
+00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:19,239
+藍衫女郎慢慢行到佢後便，突然間出掌猛力一推。
+
+180
+00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:28,256
+韋小寶大叫一聲畀佢推到直飛出房，嘭一聲重重噉跌喺地，猛噉哎吖哎吖噉爬唔起身。
+
+181
+00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:38,217
+澄觀話：呢一招江河日下，本來係勞山派嘅掌法，女施主使得唔係點啱。
+
+182
+00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:43,500
+佢���便吟吟沉沉一便就出房扶起韋小寶，佢話：
+
+183
+00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:50,564
+師叔啊，佢呢一掌推過嚟呢，總共有十三種應付嘅方法。
+
+184
+00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:57,386
+如果唔願同佢打，噉嗰六種避法之中，任何一種都可以使用嘅。
+
+185
+00:19:57,825 --> 00:20:09,887
+啊如果要反擊呢，噉啊勾腕、托肘、指彈、反點、拿臂、斜格、倒踢，七種方法，每一種都可以將佢化解㗎。
+
+186
+00:20:10,429 --> 00:20:15,960
+韋小寶啊𢴈到背脊手臂都好痛，聽佢噉講嘥氣啦就話：
+
+187
+00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,283
+你而家先至講有鬼用咩？
+
+188
+00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:25,387
+澄觀話：係，師叔教訓得啱，都係師侄唔啱。
+
+189
+00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:33,223
+如果我先前講咗，師叔就算唔想為難佢啊，只要會避亦不至於𢴈嗰一跤嘅。
+
+190
+00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,563
+韋小寶啊心念一動，就問：
+
+191
+00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:43,376
+你先頭用手指彈幾彈，嗰個姑娘仔就唔敢逳嘞，嗰啲係咩嘢功夫啊？
+
+192
+00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:49,516
+澄觀話：嗰啲係一指禪功夫，啊師叔唔會咩？
+
+193
+00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,718
+你教我啦好唔好啊？
+
+194
+00:20:52,193 --> 00:20:59,264
+好，唔難學嘅，只要認穴準確，指力能夠透過對方嘅穴道就得嘞。
+
+195
+00:21:00,145 --> 00:21:01,449
+噉要學幾耐至得㗎？
+
+196
+00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:12,244
+誒，唔係點耐㗎啫，我啊由十一歲學少林長拳起，到咗五十三歲，對於指法已經略窺門徑嘞。
+
+197
+00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:17,392
+四十二年學一指禪呀？韋小寶聽都唔願聽啊。
+
+198
+00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:21,986
+佢叫澄觀返去想個速成嘅法子，想到再話佢聽啦噉。
+
+199
+00:21:22,972 --> 00:21:28,398
+噉澄觀呢就返去般若堂，韋小寶呢亦返去自己禪房休息嘞。
+
+200
+00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:34,311
+話説韋小寶第日一早起身，就去東禪院呢探病。
+
+201
+00:21:35,197 --> 00:21:38,843
+醫病個老和尚合十話：師叔早晨。
+
+202
+00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:43,342
+韋小寶話：女施主嘅傷好啲啦嘛？
+
+203
+00:21:44,381 --> 00:21:52,042
+尋晚嗰位女施主半夜醒咗，知道喺本寺嚟，就一定要即刻離開。
+
+204
+00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:56,552
+講啲説話好冇禮嘅，師侄就勸佢啦。
+
+205
+00:21:57,364 --> 00:22:01,495
+佢話點都唔死喺小，誒小僧嘅廟裏便喎。
+
+206
+00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:10,012
+韋小寶聽佢吞吞吐吐，知道呢個姑娘仔唔係鬧自己做小淫賊就係小惡僧㗎嘞，就問：
+
+207
+00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:11,328
+噉啊點啊？
+
+208
+00:22:12,692 --> 00:22:21,226
+師侄啊勸佢聽日誒即係今日再走啦，女施主掙扎住企起身，噉佢嘅師姐扶住佢出去。
+
+209
+00:22:21,937 --> 00:22:29,294
+師侄呢唔敢攔佢，橫掂嗰個女施主嘅傷都冇咩大礙㗎喇，就由得佢哋去喇。
+
+210
+00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:32,832
+誒呢件事呢，已經稟報畀方丈知。
+
+211
+00:22:33,788 --> 00:22:37,175
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，冇晒癮頭，佢諗：
+
+212
+00:22:38,162 --> 00:22:41,141
+呢個姑娘仔一去都唔知去咗邊處。
+
+213
+00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:44,380
+佢無名無姓啊點查得到喎。
+
+214
+00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:48,264
+噉啊怪嗰個老和尚辦事不力，埋怨咗佢幾句。
+
+215
+00:22:48,664 --> 00:22:58,408
+噉跟住一諗：呢兩個女仔容貌美麗，出手個時候，各家各派功夫都有嘅，終歸會查得到嘅。
+
+216
+00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,836
+噉於是就行去般若堂嘞。
+
+217
+00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:05,929
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:03,158
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:13,488
+話說韋小寶去到般若堂，只見澄觀坐喺地下，四周圍堆滿咗幾百本書籍。
+
+3
+00:00:14,196 --> 00:00:22,529
+雙手又抱住個頭，苦苦思索，雙眼裏便呢佈滿晒紅絲，多數係成晚冇瞓定嘞。
+
+4
+00:00:23,634 --> 00:00:27,498
+睇佢個樣，梗係冇諗到好法子定啦。
+
+5
+00:00:28,436 --> 00:00:37,089
+佢見到韋小寶入嚟，好似唔識噉，吖竟然佢諗嘢諗到入晒神，對身邊嘅一切都係視而不見噃。
+
+6
+00:00:38,675 --> 00:00:49,459
+韋小寶見佢神情苦惱，想話安慰佢幾句，話畀佢聽兩個姑娘仔已經走咗喇，而家唔使咁急噉，佢轉念一想：
+
+7
+00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:53,021
+佢如果唔畀心機就點諗得出嚟呢？
+
+8
+00:00:53,994 --> 00:00:58,472
+至怕我一講呢個老和尚就偷懶喇，嘿，唔講得畀佢聽嘅。
+
+9
+00:00:59,662 --> 00:01:05,508
+眨下眼又過咗個幾月，韋小寶時時去般若堂行下。
+
+10
+00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:13,790
+只見澄觀瘦骨伶仃，容顏憔悴，不言不語啊好似傻咗噉。
+
+11
+00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:19,334
+有時企起身拳打腳踢一番，跟住就擰擰頭坐翻低。
+
+12
+00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:27,587
+韋小寶啊以為呢個老和尚太過笨嘞，苦思咗個幾月，仍然一啲法子都冇。
+
+13
+00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:35,718
+佢啊唔知道少林派武功，每一門都講究根基扎實，寧願慢啲都唔好快啲。
+
+14
+00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:41,711
+用跳級嚟到求得速成，正係少林派武功嘅大忌。
+
+15
+00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:55,705
+澄觀雖然對天下武學幾乎無所不知啊，但係要佢打破本派嘅禁例，另外創造速成嘅方法，噉就同佢一世人所學嘅完全唔啱牙喇。
+
+16
+00:01:57,411 --> 00:02:02,628
+天氣漸漸暖嘞，韋小寶喺少林寺已經有幾個月。
+
+17
+00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:08,890
+呢幾個月啊，好話唔好聽啦，佢每日都有幾十次想嗰個綠衫少女嘅。
+
+18
+00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:18,328
+呢一日悶到無聊，噉啊帶住啲銀兩，行落少室山，嚟到一座市鎮，叫做潭頭鋪啊。
+
+19
+00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:32,303
+去衣服鋪啊買咗一套衣巾鞋襪，去鎮外一個山洞裏頭換咗，噉啊將僧袍僧鞋包落個包袱處孭起，噉喺溪水一照，十足個富家子弟。
+
+20
+00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:39,018
+噉啊返到嚟市鎮嘞，喺一間酒樓裏便雞鴨魚肉，飽餐一頓。
+
+21
+00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:44,420
+佢諗：而家去搵間賭場大賭一番至得。
+
+22
+00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:51,519
+噉佢知道賭場呢必定喺啲巷仔裏便嘅，噉就穿街過巷東張西望咯噃。
+
+23
+00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:55,888
+佢每行入一條巷仔，就聽下有冇賭錢嘅聲音。
+
+24
+00:02:56,631 --> 00:03:02,041
+噉當佢搵到第七條巷個時候，終於聽到有人叫：天九，通殺！
+
+25
+00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:07,130
+唉呢幾個字一蜎入耳仔啊，真係講唔出咁舒服啊；
+
+26
+00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:16,109
+比起喺少林寺時時刻刻都聽到嘅南無阿彌陀佛，真係一個喺西方極樂世界，一個喺十八層地獄啊。
+
+27
+00:03:16,836 --> 00:03:19,970
+佢嗱嗱聲行過去，一手就推咗道門。
+
+28
+00:03:20,703 --> 00:03:30,402
+噉一名四十幾歲嘅漢子，頂帽啊戴埋一便嘅，䠋下䠋下行出嚟，打斜隻眼望住佢問佢：做咩啊？
+
+29
+00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:39,987
+韋小寶喺身邊攞出一錠銀，喺隻手處拋下拋下笑住話：隻手痕喇，想嚟輸幾兩銀唧。
+
+30
+00:03:40,578 --> 00:03:47,701
+嗰個漢子話：呢度唔係賭場啊，係老舉寨咋細佬。
+
+31
+00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:55,412
+韋小寶一聽係妓院，唉，直情係返屋企一樣噉啦仲點肯再走呢，佢笑住話：
+
+32
+00:03:55,767 --> 00:04:02,431
+啱晒，你同我搵幾個姑娘嚟，打下茶位，今晚少爺要擺三圍花酒。
+
+33
+00:04:03,317 --> 00:04:07,640
+將嗰錠二兩重嘅銀，塞喺佢手裏便：畀你飲酒啦。
+
+34
+00:04:08,428 --> 00:04:16,380
+嗰個龜公歡喜到不得了，見個豪客嚟咗唄，即時熠熟狗頭噉：哎多謝，多謝少爺。
+
+35
+00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:20,790
+有客！就恭恭敬敬啊請佢入去咯喎。
+
+36
+00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,137
+龜婆啊出嚟迎接喇。
+
+37
+00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:31,243
+韋小寶笑住話：你將呢度啲姑娘通通叫晒嚟，少爺每人打賞三兩銀。
+
+38
+00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:38,927
+龜婆好歡喜，出去一講，霎時間鶯鶯燕燕，間房啊逼滿咗姑娘。
+
+39
+00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:49,519
+喺呢啲噉嘅細地頭嘅妓院，噉當然都係啲粗手大腳嘅庸脂俗粉啦，入到嚟，一個個拉手攬腰，竭力獻媚啊。
+
+40
+00:04:50,168 --> 00:05:03,191
+韋小寶啊高興到癲喇，雖然班妓女唔係好樣，但係佢自細立志要喺妓院裏便豪闊一番，今日得償平生之願啊梗係得意洋洋啦。
+
+41
+00:05:03,645 --> 00:05:12,305
+拉住身邊一個妓女，喺個嘴處一吻，哎呀，只覺得一浸蔥蒜嘅臭味，直衝過嚟，幾乎嘔啊。
+
+42
+00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:17,994
+突然間，門簾掀開，有兩個女子行咗入嚟。
+
+43
+00:05:18,643 --> 00:05:23,068
+韋小寶話：好，兩個妹妹一齊過嚟，啜個嘴先。
+
+44
+00:05:23,611 --> 00:05:28,643
+説話未完，就睇清楚兩個女子嘅樣喇，不由得大吃一驚啊。
+
+45
+00:05:29,256 --> 00:05:34,110
+佢大叫一聲跳起身嚟，將攬住佢嘅兩個妓女推咗喺地下。
+
+46
+00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:41,145
+原來入嚟呢兩個女子，正係日思夜想嗰個綠衫女郎同佢師姐。
+
+47
+00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:50,585
+嗰個藍衫女郎冷笑一聲話：哼哼，你一入市鎮唧，我哋就跟住你，睇你嚟做咩壞事喇。
+
+48
+00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:55,042
+韋小寶背脊出晒冷汗，強笑話：
+
+49
+00:05:55,323 --> 00:06:02,394
+誒，誒，係，係，誒呢位姑娘，你，誒，你條頸嘅傷，誒啲傷好翻未啊？
+
+50
+00:06:03,273 --> 00:06:05,478
+綠衫女郎哼咗一聲唔理佢。
+
+51
+00:06:05,807 --> 00:06:14,621
+藍衫女郎話：我哋日日喺少林寺外便等住你，要將你碎尸萬段，你侮辱我師妹咁可惡。
+
+52
+00:06:14,701 --> 00:06:20,369
+哼！總算皇天唔負苦心人，今日你呢個衰和尚撞正我哋手裏便喇。
+
+53
+00:06:21,577 --> 00:06:26,954
+韋小寶個心暗暗叫苦嘞：老子今日非歸天不可喇。
+
+54
+00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:37,715
+佢賠笑話：誒，誒其實，其實，我都冇點樣得罪咗啊，得罪咗姑娘啫，只不過係，誒就噉樣揸咗下啫嘛。
+
+55
+00:06:37,902 --> 00:06:41,269
+噉都唔緊要吖我睇，誒我，我同，我睇。
+
+56
+00:06:42,123 --> 00:06:46,206
+綠衫女郎塊面紅嘞，眼神裏便露出殺機。
+
+57
+00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:54,114
+藍衫女郎冷冰冰噉話：先頭你係講咗啲乜嘢啊？叫我哋做咩嘢嘩？
+
+58
+00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,231
+韋小寶話：誒係咯真係咁巧嘅我。
+
+59
+00:06:58,462 --> 00:07:04,067
+我當，我我我當做你哋兩位亦都係，誒，呢呢呢度老舉寨嘅姑娘啊。
+
+60
+00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:11,495
+綠衫女郎低聲話：師姐，同呢個為非作歹嘅賊禿講咁多做咩嘢吖？一刀殺咗佢算咯。
+
+61
+00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:21,460
+𠻘一聲，白光一閃，韋小寶哇聲大叫縮低個頭，佢戴住嗰頂帽啊已經畀佢柳葉刀削咗嘞，打出個光頭。
+
+62
+00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:28,549
+班妓女當堂大亂啦齊聲尖叫：殺人喇，殺人喇！
+
+63
+00:07:28,985 --> 00:07:33,233
+韋小寶一縮，匿埋喺一名妓女後便，佢話：
+
+64
+00:07:33,393 --> 00:07:41,100
+喂喂喂，呢度老舉寨喇，你入親嚟嘅就係老舉喇，你兩個仲唔快啲出去，畀人知道咗啊真係，係好難聽㗎嘛。
+
+65
+00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:48,583
+兩個女子𠻘𠻘幾刀，但係房裏便逼滿晒十幾個妓女，邊度斬得到佢吖？
+
+66
+00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,380
+刀鋒掠過啊，幾乎斬傷兩個妓女就真。
+
+67
+00:07:52,799 --> 00:08:00,038
+韋小寶高聲大叫：老子喺度嫖老舉有乜好睇唧？嗱我，我，我要除衫喇，我要除褲㗎喇。
+
+68
+00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,558
+掹咗件衫就掉出去咯喎。
+
+69
+00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:08,531
+兩個女子嬲到極啊，但係又怕韋小寶真係耍無賴除褲啊。
+
+70
+00:08:09,211 --> 00:08:14,599
+綠衫女郎轉身走出去，個藍衫女郎窒咗一窒，亦都走咗出去喇。
+
+71
+00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:19,936
+嘭嘭兩聲，將衝入嚟睇下嘅龜婆龜公啊推到𢴈咗喺地。
+
+72
+00:08:20,762 --> 00:08:25,798
+一時之間，妓院裏便就呼聲震天就罵聲動地。
+
+73
+00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:33,832
+韋小寶暫時免就免咗捱一刀嘞，但係諗住呢兩個姑娘，實係喺門口守到實嘞。
+
+74
+00:08:34,398 --> 00:08:38,475
+自己一踏出妓院門口一步唧，即時就畀佢哋殺咗。
+
+75
+00:08:39,221 --> 00:08:44,883
+佢話：大家唔好嘈唔好逳，每人十兩銀，人人都有，決不落空。
+
+76
+00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:48,093
+班妓女一聽當堂靜翻嘞。
+
+77
+00:08:49,293 --> 00:08:55,511
+韋小寶攞咗二十兩銀交畀龜公吩咐佢話：快啲同我備一匹馬，喺巷口等我。
+
+78
+00:08:56,204 --> 00:08:57,924
+個龜公接咗銀就出去咯噃。
+
+79
+00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:04,259
+韋小寶又指住一名妓女話：畀二十兩銀你，快啲除咗套衫畀我換啦。
+
+80
+00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:07,988
+嗰個妓女都唔知幾歡喜，即刻就除衫。
+
+81
+00:09:08,263 --> 00:09:11,356
+噉其他嘅人呢就七嘴八舌紛紛嚟到問。
+
+82
+00:09:12,213 --> 00:09:21,787
+韋小寶話：呢兩個係我個大老婆同小老婆，剃光咗我個頭，唔准我嫖老舉喎，噉我趯咗出嚟，佢哋就追住嚟殺我嘞。
+
+83
+00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:26,476
+龜婆同埋妓女一聽，都不禁笑起上嚟。
+
+84
+00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:37,217
+嫖客嘅妻子走嚟妓院嘈吵打交，呢啲係司空見慣尋常到極啦，但係攞刀要殺人，噉亦少見。
+
+85
+00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:45,833
+至於妻妾合力剃光丈夫個頭，唔准佢嫖老舉，嘿，真係第一次聽聞啫算得係天下奇談嘞。
+
+86
+00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:52,948
+韋小寶快快脆脆換咗妓女嘅衣服，用塊花布包住個頭。
+
+87
+00:09:54,015 --> 00:10:00,134
+班妓女知道佢要化妝逃走唄，就嘻嘻哈哈噉幫佢搽脂抹粉。
+
+88
+00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:05,482
+喺妓院裏便賭錢啲嫖客聽到消息，亦湧過嚟睇熱鬧噃。
+
+89
+00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,825
+噉冇幾耐，龜公嚟話馬已經備好喇。
+
+90
+00:10:10,632 --> 00:10:13,564
+佢知道咗兩個女人係咩嘢人之後，佢又話：
+
+91
+00:10:13,831 --> 00:10:19,880
+哎呀少爺你要小心啊，你大夫人係守住後門，小夫人係守住前門。
+
+92
+00:10:20,022 --> 00:10:21,833
+兩個人都揸住刀㗎。
+
+93
+00:10:22,769 --> 00:10:25,633
+韋小寶一面大派銀兩，一便就鬧喇：
+
+94
+00:10:26,086 --> 00:10:30,595
+呢兩個潑婦吖，管老公管到咁嚴，嘿真係少見嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:36,254
+嗰個龜婆得咗佢三十兩銀打賞，就幫實韋小寶喇佢話：
+
+96
+00:10:36,898 --> 00:10:44,184
+兩隻老虎乸整𢰸人哋衣食，天下嘅女人都似你兩個老婆噉啊，我哋食西北風咩？
+
+97
+00:10:44,397 --> 00:10:47,137
+二郎神保佑兩隻老虎乸絕子絕孫啊。
+
+98
+00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,610
+哎吖哎吖，少爺仔，我唔係話你啊。
+
+99
+00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:54,639
+你不如呢休咗嗰兩隻老虎乸，日日嚟呢處玩噉就好得多啦。
+
+100
+00:10:55,449 --> 00:10:59,301
+韋小寶笑住話：啊，你呢個主意真係好喇。
+
+101
+00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:08,001
+嗱，你去前門鬧鬼嗰個潑婦一餐，不過你要匿埋喺門後便鬧至好噃，怕佢發爛渣，用刀嚟殺你啊。
+
+102
+00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:13,569
+各位姊妹，大家喺後門衝出去，我嗰兩個潑婦就捉我唔到喇。
+
+103
+00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,700
+講完，攞啲銀出嚟分派嘞喎。
+
+104
+00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:21,466
+班老舉人人都眉開眼笑，大家就落力效命嘞。
+
+105
+00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:27,285
+只聽見喺前門嗰個龜婆，已經喺度破口大罵喇：
+
+106
+00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:34,600
+你兩個潑婦吖，要管住老公，就要聽佢嘅話，得佢歡心至係㗎嘛。
+
+107
+00:11:34,839 --> 00:11:39,213
+你哋自己冇本事，佢先至會嚟老舉寨尋歡作樂啫。
+
+108
+00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:43,234
+攞刀嚟嚇佢、殺佢，有屁用咩？
+
+109
+00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:52,040
+你哋呢位老公啊，手段豪闊，真係天下第一嘅大好人啊，你兩隻老虎乸，一啲都配唔上佢。
+
+110
+00:11:52,720 --> 00:12:01,753
+等老娘教精你哋吖，快啲向佢叩頭賠罪，再拜老娘為師，學翻啲功夫，好好服侍老公。
+
+111
+00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:08,496
+否則啊，佢將你哋兩個賣畀老娘，喺呢處做老舉，我哋今日成交嘞。
+
+112
+00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:11,233
+哎呀，哎呀，哎呀痛死我喇！
+
+113
+00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:20,144
+韋小寶一聽，知道嗰個藍衫女郎已經忍唔住出手打人喇，連忙話：大家快啲走啦！
+
+114
+00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:27,437
+二十幾名妓女，喺後門一湧而出，韋小寶混埋喺裏便。
+
+115
+00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:36,381
+噉嗰個綠衫女郎揸住柳葉刀啊守住喺門邊，突然間見到大批花花綠綠嘅女子衝出嚟，莫名其妙噃。
+
+116
+00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:45,054
+班妓女走出條巷，韋小寶一跳上馬，向住少林寺方向飛馳而去啊。
+
+117
+00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:51,271
+噉嗰個藍衫女郎見機亦快，即刻就撇低個龜婆轉身嚟追。
+
+118
+00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:55,467
+班妓女啊塞住條巷，拉拉扯扯紛紛噉話：
+
+119
+00:12:55,787 --> 00:13:00,404
+老虎乸，你老公騎馬走咗喇，追唔上喇，嘻嘻嘻嘻。
+
+120
+00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:05,630
+嗰個女郎嬲到幾乎暈喇，噉啊攞把刀嚟威嚇班妓女。
+
+121
+00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:12,487
+班妓女睇白佢唔敢真係殺人嘅，就潑婦、醋罌、惡婆噉猛咁鬧。
+
+122
+00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:19,276
+嗰個女郎急到不得了，大聲噉嗌：師妹，嗰個衰和尚走咗喇，快啲追啦！
+
+123
+00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:23,483
+但係韋小寶去咗好遠咯，追唔到咯。
+
+124
+00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:31,491
+韋小寶騎馬跑出市鎮，將身上女子衫褲啊一件件除咗就掉啊。
+
+125
+00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:37,331
+不過包住僧袍嘅包袱，喺忙亂之中賴低喺妓院裏頭。
+
+126
+00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:43,269
+佢就求其喺衫袖，𦧲啲口水，抹咗面上嘅脂粉，佢諗：
+
+127
+00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:49,119
+老子今年嘅流年就真係差嘞，又做和尚又扮老舉。
+
+128
+00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:55,892
+唉，嗰個綠衣姑娘，如果真係做咗我老婆，就���咗我個頭我都唔去老舉寨啊。
+
+129
+00:13:57,261 --> 00:14:08,459
+佢一口氣跑翻去少林寺，噉啊去到後山落咗馬，靜靜喺側門拈手拈腳噉行入寺，即時揞住塊面猛咁跑啊，返到自己嘅禪房。
+
+130
+00:14:09,121 --> 00:14:15,010
+嗱嗱聲洗咗塊面嗰啲殘脂剩粉，着翻件僧袍，個心噉先至定翻。
+
+131
+00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:23,211
+佢諗：呢兩個大老婆小老婆如果嚟到吵鬧呢，老子硬係唔認賬。
+
+132
+00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:34,797
+第日中午，韋小寶挨住喺禪床上便，諗住嗰個綠衣女郎嗰種動人嘅體態，噉忍唔住又想冒險囉。
+
+133
+00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:39,932
+佢諗：我要想個咩嘢法子再去見佢一面呢？
+
+134
+00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,280
+忽然淨濟行入嚟低聲話：
+
+135
+00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:48,861
+師叔祖，呢幾日呢你千祈唔好出去，事情有啲不妙啊。
+
+136
+00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:53,139
+韋小寶嚇咗一驚，連忙問佢點解。
+
+137
+00:14:53,620 --> 00:15:04,392
+淨濟話：香積廚有個火工，啱啱同我講，佢去山邊斬柴，就遇見兩個年輕姑娘，隻手揸住刀嘅，問起你啊。
+
+138
+00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,184
+問我咩嘢啊？
+
+139
+00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:12,098
+問佢認唔認得你咯，問你平時咩嘢時候出嚟，鐘意去咩嘢地方。
+
+140
+00:15:12,894 --> 00:15:19,849
+師叔祖，呢兩個姑娘不懷好意，佢哋喺寺外便守住，想害你啊。
+
+141
+00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,882
+你只要一步都唔出去，我睇佢哋亦唔敢入嚟嘅。
+
+142
+00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:29,929
+我哋少林寺高僧怕咗佢哋唔敢出寺，噉仲似咩樣啊？
+
+143
+00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:33,094
+師侄孫已經稟報咗方丈喇。
+
+144
+00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:37,230
+佢老人家叫我嚟稟告師叔祖，請你暫時讓佢哋一步。
+
+145
+00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:43,299
+噉估計兩個姑娘仔呢，亦冇咩耐性嘅，等咗幾日唔見到你，就走㗎喇。
+
+146
+00:15:43,771 --> 00:15:53,623
+方丈話：武林中嘅朋友只會話我哋大人大量，決唔會講堂堂少林寺，竟然會怕咗兩個冇門冇派嘅姑娘仔個喎。
+
+147
+00:15:54,599 --> 00:16:01,081
+冇門冇派嘅姑娘仔？哼！就比我哋有門有派嘅大和尚厲害得多呢。
+
+148
+00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:03,692
+噉咪就係。
+
+149
+00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:11,555
+淨濟諗到畀嗰個藍衫姑娘，打到佢隻手甩臼，仲係忿忿不平啊，佢又話：
+
+150
+00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,207
+只不過方丈話過，話要息事寧人喎。
+
+151
+00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:19,797
+韋小寶等佢走咗之後個心諗：
+
+152
+00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:25,862
+去睇下澄觀老和尚至得，如果佢已經諗到好法子就妥嘞。
+
+153
+00:16:27,038 --> 00:16:37,713
+噉啊嚟到般若堂，只見澄觀雙手攬住個頭，望住條屋樑，喺間屋處不停咁兜圈，個口就念念有詞。
+
+154
+00:16:38,911 --> 00:16:48,034
+韋小寶唔敢打斷佢個思路，噉等咗好耐，見佢已經兜咗幾個圈嘞，仲係冇停腳，就咳嗽幾聲。
+
+155
+00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,394
+澄觀理都唔理佢。
+
+156
+00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:55,330
+韋小寶叫佢話：老師侄，老師侄！
+
+157
+00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,187
+澄觀仍然冇聽見。
+
+158
+00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:02,885
+噉韋小寶行上前，拍下佢膊頭，笑住話：老。
+
+159
+00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:15,220
+手掌啱啱掂到佢膊頭，突然周身一震，當堂飛出去，嘭一聲撞埋埲墻處，撞到條氣都頂住啊嗌都嗌唔出聲。
+
+160
+00:17:16,258 --> 00:17:20,527
+澄觀大吃一驚啊連忙衝上去跪低，合十膜拜佢話：
+
+161
+00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:26,719
+師侄罪該萬死，衝撞咗師叔，請師叔重重責罰啊。
+
+162
+00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:32,535
+韋小寶隔咗好耐先至唞順條氣，佢苦笑話：
+
+163
+00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:38,293
+誒，請起，請起，不必多禮係我自己唔好唧。
+
+164
+00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,955
+澄觀仲係猛咁道歉。
+
+165
+00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:46,421
+韋小寶扶住埲場企起身，再扶澄觀起身佢話：
+
+166
+00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:50,589
+你呢啲係咩嘢功夫啊？真係厲害喇。
+
+167
+00:17:51,495 --> 00:17:57,125
+佢諗：呢種功夫如果唔係太過難練呢，學會咗都有用㗎噃。
+
+168
+00:17:57,858 --> 00:18:03,905
+澄觀話：回稟師叔，係般若掌個護體神功啊。
+
+169
+00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,439
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，佢諗：
+
+170
+00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:23,966
+哼，要學呢門功夫啊，梗係要先學咩少林長拳、羅漢拳、伏虎拳、韋陀掌、散花手、波羅蜜手、金剛神掌、拈花擒拿手等等啰哩啰嗦一大套嘅；
+
+171
+00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:30,998
+自己真係冇咁得閒啊，就算得閒，亦冇精神嘥心機苦練，噉就問佢：
+
+172
+00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:34,080
+速成嘅法子，諗出嚟未啊？
+
+173
+00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,637
+澄觀苦口苦面擰擰頭，佢話：
+
+174
+00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:49,060
+師侄已經想到一種唔使一指禪，唔使易筋經嘅內功，就用般若掌嚟對付就破得到兩位女施主嘅功夫嘞。
+
+175
+00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:52,694
+只不過，誒只不過。
+
+176
+00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:59,075
+韋小寶話：只不過練到般若掌亦要二三十年嘅時間係咪呢？
+
+177
+00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:05,708
+誒二三十年，都怕，誒都，都，都怕。
+
+178
+00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:08,219
+哼！都怕唔一定夠呢？
+
+179
+00:19:08,754 --> 00:19:09,997
+誒，係啊。
+
+180
+00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:16,320
+誒誒，等師侄再諗下，誒如果用拈花擒拿手唔知得唔得呢？
+
+181
+00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:24,960
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個老和尚真係食古不化嘅，做事一定要順住次序嘅？
+
+182
+00:19:25,738 --> 00:19:31,096
+就算拈花擒拿手得啊，至少亦要用十幾年功夫嚟學。
+
+183
+00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:37,202
+呢個老和尚耐力深厚，似乎唔輸蝕畀洪教主嘅。
+
+184
+00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:43,400
+不過洪教主任意創造新招，隨機應變，幾咁瀟灑如意啊。
+
+185
+00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:50,316
+呢個老和尚就木頭木腦，非要點條明路佢行不可，就話：
+
+186
+00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:57,366
+老師侄，我睇嗰兩個姑娘仔年紀輕輕，決唔會練過幾多年功夫㗎啫。
+
+187
+00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,905
+係啊，所以噉就奇怪呢。
+
+188
+00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,568
+佢哋梗唔係一步步噉學起嘅。
+
+189
+00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:10,419
+我哋都唔使一步步噉死練喇，佢哋邊有你咁深厚嘅內功修為唧。
+
+190
+00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:15,239
+我睇啊，要對付嗰兩個女仔呢，根本就唔使練內功。
+
+191
+00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,064
+澄觀大吃一驚嘞佢話：
+
+192
+00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:25,488
+誒，練武，唔扎好根基，噉，噉，噉唔係旁門左道嘞咩？
+
+193
+00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:31,270
+嗨，佢哋不但係旁門左道啊，而且係冇門冇道添啊。
+
+194
+00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:36,303
+對付冇門冇道個武功，就要用冇門冇道個法子喇。
+
+195
+00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,195
+冇門冇道啊？
+
+196
+00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:44,655
+啊？冇門冇道，誒誒，誒師侄就唔識嘞。
+
+197
+00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,027
+你唔識我嚟教你吖。
+
+198
+00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:52,207
+澄觀恭恭敬敬噉話：誒請師叔指教。
+
+199
+00:20:54,022 --> 00:21:01,611
+澄觀一生所見到嘅每一位晦字輩嘅師伯師叔，都係武功卓絕嘅有道德嘅高僧。
+
+200
+00:21:02,769 --> 00:21:10,724
+佢諗呢位小師叔雖然因為年紀仲使，耐力修為不足，但係必定係大有過人嘅地方嘅。
+
+201
+00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:14,078
+否則又點能夠做自己嘅師叔呢？
+
+202
+00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:19,964
+呢排佢苦苦思索武功速成嘅法子，始終摸唔到門路。
+
+203
+00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:27,518
+睇嚟再想十年、二十年，直到老死啊，亦冇法子解答到呢道難題嘅。
+
+204
+00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:35,802
+而家有呢位晦字輩嘅小高僧嚟指點迷津，不由得驚喜交集，就更加敬仰嘞。
+
+205
+00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:50,106
+韋小寶話：你話嗰兩個姑娘仔使嘅係咩嘢崑崙派、峨嵋派裏頭嘅一招吖，噉我哋少林派嘅武功，比呢啲亂七八糟嘅門派啊邊個叻啲呢？
+
+206
+00:21:51,449 --> 00:21:53,971
+都怕係我哋少林派嘅叻啲。
+
+207
+00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:58,529
+就算叻唔過啊，亦至少唔會弱於佢哋嘅。
+
+208
+00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:01,110
+嘿！噉就容易喇。
+
+209
+00:22:01,741 --> 00:22:11,243
+佢哋唔使內功，淨係使啲糊里糊塗門派嘅招式，噉我哋亦唔使內功，淨係使一招少林派嘅招式，噉就叻過佢哋喇。
+
+210
+00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:21,648
+理佢係般若掌又好，金剛神拳又好，波羅蜜手又好，阿彌陀佛腳都好，只要唔練內功，噉就容易學嘅啫係唔係吖？
+
+211
+00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:31,583
+澄觀皺住眉頭話：阿彌陀佛腳呢門功夫本派係冇嘅，唔知第二派有冇呢？
+
+212
+00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:45,920
+不過如果唔練內功，本派呢啲拳法掌法就毫無威力，遇到其他派別內力深厚嘅高手，只要一招唧，就會畀佢打到斷骨㗎嘞噃。
+
+213
+00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:49,694
+哈哈哈，嗰兩個姑娘仔係內功深厚嘅高手咩？
+
+214
+00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,126
+唔係啊。
+
+215
+00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,361
+噉你又使乜擔心呢？
+
+216
+00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:59,060
+真係一言驚醒夢中人啊，澄觀唞咗個大氣話：
+
+217
+00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:06,121
+啊原來如此，原來如此！啊師侄一直想唔到呢一層啊。
+
+218
+00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:11,149
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:03,389
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,611 --> 00:00:16,909
+話說韋小寶話嗰兩個女郎根本就唔識內功嘅，自己呢，就唔使練內功喇，淨係學嗰啲破佢哋功夫嘅招式就得喇噉。
+
+3
+00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,594
+真係一言驚醒夢中人啊。
+
+4
+00:00:21,709 --> 00:00:31,755
+澄觀唞咗個大氣話：啊原來如此原來如此，師侄一直想唔到呢一層啊。
+
+5
+00:00:32,523 --> 00:00:37,442
+誒，誒不過噉噃，另外有一樣難處。
+
+6
+00:00:38,384 --> 00:00:46,023
+本派入門拳法係十八路，內外器械三十六門，絕技七十二項。
+
+7
+00:00:47,217 --> 00:00:53,529
+每一門功夫變化少嘅有幾十種，多嘅呢有一千以上嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:54,195 --> 00:00:59,537
+噉要將呢啲招式冚𠾴唥學齊佢，都唔係咁容易㗎。
+
+9
+00:01:00,048 --> 00:01:05,621
+就算唔學內功啊，淨係學招式，都要幾十年功夫至得。
+
+10
+00:01:06,841 --> 00:01:10,638
+韋小寶諗：呢個老和尚真係笨到死啊。
+
+11
+00:01:11,702 --> 00:01:18,526
+就笑住話：噉又何必都學晒唧？只要知道姑娘仔會咩招式就得啦嘛。
+
+12
+00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:22,067
+開講有話：兵來將擋，水來土掩。
+
+13
+00:01:22,485 --> 00:01:29,980
+姑娘仔呢一招打過嚟，老和尚呢一招破咗佢，擔保殺到佢哋落荒而逃，片甲不回啊。
+
+14
+00:01:31,044 --> 00:01:36,241
+澄觀猛咁岌頭，個樣歡喜喇，大有茅塞頓開之感啊。
+
+15
+00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:38,688
+韋小寶話：
+
+16
+00:01:39,608 --> 00:01:50,257
+嗰個着藍衫嘅姑娘用一招咩勞山派嘅江河日下，你話有六種避法，又有七種反擊嘅法子吖，其實又何必咁啰嗦唧？
+
+17
+00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:58,144
+只要有一種法子反擊，能夠將佢打敗，噉其餘嗰十二種就唔使學啦嘛，噉咪慳功夫得多囉。
+
+18
+00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:03,177
+澄觀好歡喜噉話：係啊，冇錯冇錯。
+
+19
+00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:17,286
+嗰兩位女施主拗斷師叔隻手，打傷淨濟師侄佢哋四個人，所用嘅分筋錯骨手，包含咗四派手法，噉用我哋少林派嘅武功係化解得了嘅。
+
+20
+00:02:18,558 --> 00:02:27,733
+於是先將兩個女仔所用嘅手法逐樣施演，跟住又講咗每一招一種破法，就同韋小寶試演嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:29,153 --> 00:02:39,256
+澄觀嘅破解方法有時太過繁複難學，有時又不知不覺噉用咗內功，噉韋小寶呢就要佢另外想個簡明嘅法子。
+
+22
+00:02:40,768 --> 00:02:46,005
+總之呢只要韋小寶覺得難學擰擰頭唧，佢又另外再想過一招。
+
+23
+00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:52,396
+如果唔得，又再換過一招，直到韋小寶能夠毫不費力噉學會為止。
+
+24
+00:02:53,772 --> 00:03:05,467
+澄觀見到小師叔唔到半個時辰，就將呢啲招式學會晒，苦思多日嘅難題一旦豁然解開，歡喜到佢啊抓耳撓腮。
+
+25
+00:03:06,574 --> 00:03:15,613
+突然間，佢又諗起一件事佢話：哎呀，可惜啊可惜啊，哎呀危險啊，危險啊。
+
+26
+00:03:16,371 --> 00:03:20,302
+韋小寶連忙問佢：咩可惜啊？咩危險啊？
+
+27
+00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:30,920
+嗱，師叔你老人家同淨濟佢哋四個人出去，同兩位女施主打過，等佢哋拗斷你手腳。
+
+28
+00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:38,254
+如果斷得厲害，好難醫翻好，從此就殘廢咗噉豈唔係好可惜咩？
+
+29
+00:03:39,141 --> 00:03:46,556
+噉又如果兩個女施主落手狠辣，將你哋五位殺咗，噉咪好危險？
+
+30
+00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:49,948
+點解又要我哋五個人去打過唧？
+
+31
+00:03:51,112 --> 00:03:55,398
+噉兩位女施主所學嘅招數，一定唔止呢啲嘅。
+
+32
+00:03:56,309 --> 00:04:02,875
+師侄既然唔知道佢哋另外有咩嘢招數，就當然唔知道拆解嘅方法嘞。
+
+33
+00:04:03,713 --> 00:04:09,229
+五位如果唔係送埋去捱打試招，又點能夠查明啊？
+
+34
+00:04:10,012 --> 00:04:15,960
+韋小寶哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈哈哈，哎，哎呀，原來噉係嘛？
+
+35
+00:04:16,129 --> 00:04:21,133
+有法子嘅，只要你去同佢哋打過，噉就唔會可惜唔會危險喇。
+
+36
+00:04:22,159 --> 00:04:29,930
+哎呀，出家人不生嗔怒，無𪐀𪐀去同人哋打交，好唔妥㗎噃。
+
+37
+00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:38,567
+有喇，我哋兩個出寺去行下，噉如果兩位女施主已經去咗咯，噉就乜嘢都冇咁好啦。
+
+38
+00:04:38,824 --> 00:04:41,671
+呢啲叫做人不犯我就我不犯人吖嘛。
+
+39
+00:04:42,373 --> 00:04:46,244
+噉佢哋就算有另外咩招數，我哋亦唔使理佢哋喇。
+
+40
+00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,547
+冇錯冇錯！
+
+41
+00:04:48,885 --> 00:04:57,095
+誒不過師侄從來唔出寺門嘅，一出去就存心惹事，立意似乎不善噃。
+
+42
+00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:07,276
+我佛當年喺鹿野苑初轉法輪，傳嘅係四聖諦、八正道，呢啲正意呢係八正道之一��，噉。
+
+43
+00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:16,277
+韋小寶打斷佢説話：我哋唔使去好遠喇，就喺寺嘅附近隨意走下，噉最好係撞唔到佢哋啦。
+
+44
+00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:28,305
+冇錯冇錯，哈哈哈哈，師叔立心仁善，與人無爭無競，呢個就係正意喇，師侄應當引為模楷啊。
+
+45
+00:05:29,256 --> 00:05:33,982
+韋小寶個心偷笑嘞，就拖住佢由側門行出少林寺。
+
+46
+00:05:35,109 --> 00:05:42,543
+澄觀連寺旁邊嘅樹林亦都未見過嘅，睇見一大片青松覺得好好睇，佢話：
+
+47
+00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:48,774
+啊咁多松樹生埋喺一齊真係奇觀嘞。
+
+48
+00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:53,216
+我哋般若堂嘅院子裏便，只有兩樖。
+
+49
+00:05:54,257 --> 00:06:00,260
+説話未完，忽然間聽見身後一聲呼喝：小賊禿喺呢度！
+
+50
+00:06:00,878 --> 00:06:04,057
+白光閃動一把鋼刀向韋小寶斬過嚟。
+
+51
+00:06:04,945 --> 00:06:10,467
+澄觀話：呢招係五虎斷門刀裏頭嘅猛虎下山啊。
+
+52
+00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,872
+伸手去捉使刀人嘅手腕。
+
+53
+00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:23,342
+忽然間諗起，呢一招係拈花擒拿手裏便嘅手法，太過難學嘞就話：哎呀唔得！連忙縮手。
+
+54
+00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:32,804
+嗰個使刀人係藍衫女郎，佢見澄觀縮手，柳葉刀啊即時一翻，打橫掃佢條腰。
+
+55
+00:06:33,599 --> 00:06:39,740
+就喺呢個時候，綠衫女郎喺叢林裏便衝出嚟，揮刀向韋小寶斬過去。
+
+56
+00:06:40,429 --> 00:06:46,847
+韋小寶急急匿埋喺澄觀後便，噉綠衫女郎呢一刀呢，就斬澄觀嘅左膊。
+
+57
+00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:54,598
+澄觀話：呢招係太極刀嘅招數，唔容易用簡單嘅法子嚟化解㗎。
+
+58
+00:06:55,464 --> 00:07:00,202
+一句説話未講完，兩個女仔雙刀揮舞，越斬越快。
+
+59
+00:07:00,802 --> 00:07:04,146
+澄觀話：師叔，唔得啊唔得啊。
+
+60
+00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:09,126
+兩位女施主出招太快，我，我嚟唔切想啊。
+
+61
+00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:13,806
+你，誒你快啲請兩位唔好唔心急，慢慢噉斬啦。
+
+62
+00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:23,411
+藍衫女郎連氣使咗幾招狠招，始終斬唔到老和尚，有幾次仲爭啲畀佢將把刀搶咗去添。
+
+63
+00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:30,663
+聽佢大呼小叫，以為佢有意諷刺自己，嬲起上嚟斬得更加快喇。
+
+64
+00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:38,873
+韋小寶笑住話：喂兩位姑娘啊，我師侄請你哋唔好咁心急，慢慢噉發招喎。
+
+65
+00:07:39,434 --> 00:07:46,494
+澄觀話：係咯，我頭腦唔夠靈活，一時半時我想唔出咁多種破法㗎。
+
+66
+00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:54,161
+綠衫女郎嬲到韋小寶死死下，幾刀斬唔中澄觀，又揮刀向韋小寶斬過去。
+
+67
+00:07:54,632 --> 00:07:56,508
+噉澄觀用手擋住佢話：
+
+68
+00:07:57,042 --> 00:08:08,696
+呢位女施主，我師叔冇學過你呢路刀嘅破法，而家你不必斬佢，等佢學會咗之後，識得抵擋個方法喇嗰陣時再斬佢都唔遲吖。
+
+69
+00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,137
+唉，我呢啲法子，真係唔得㗎呢。
+
+70
+00:08:12,315 --> 00:08:20,198
+師叔，呢你而家唔使記住啊，我呢啲法子啊都係唔頂用嘅，等陣，我哋再慢慢研究啦。
+
+71
+00:08:21,003 --> 00:08:30,293
+佢一味噉講，但係又唔停手噃，將兩個女仔纏到緊緊，綠衫女郎要去殺韋小寶邊度殺得到呢？
+
+72
+00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:36,688
+韋小寶見到冇危險嘞，就笑嘻嘻噉挨住樖樹睇佢哋打。
+
+73
+00:08:37,403 --> 00:08:43,785
+一雙眼猛咁睇住個綠衫女郎，所謂飽餐秀色啊樂也無窮啊。
+
+74
+00:08:45,044 --> 00:08:50,624
+綠衫女郎唔見咗韋小寶，以為佢已經逃走咗嘞就擰轉頭去搵佢。
+
+75
+00:08:51,523 --> 00:08:58,518
+見佢一雙眼正盯住自己，塊面一紅，唔理澄觀喇，轉身舉刀衝過佢嗰處。
+
+76
+00:08:59,324 --> 00:09:06,922
+誰知澄觀正用手點佢小掩，呢一指呢故意點得好慢，佢本來可以避開嘅；
+
+77
+00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:13,366
+但係佢急住要去殺人喇，小掩即刻中指，一聲呻吟就𢴈咗喺地。
+
+78
+00:09:14,123 --> 00:09:17,067
+澄觀連忙話：哎呀對唔住啊。
+
+79
+00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:30,400
+老僧呢一招笑指天南，指力使得並唔厲害嘅，女施主只要用五虎斷門刀其中嗰招惡虎攔路，斜刀一封就可以擋開嘞。
+
+80
+00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:44,296
+呢一招女施主雖然未使過啊，但係嗰位着藍衫嘅女施主係使過嘅，噉老僧諗住女施主一定亦會使啦，啊誰知，誒哎呀得罪晒，得罪晒嘞。
+
+81
+00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:58,000
+藍衫女郎嬲到極，鋼刀橫斬直削勢道凌厲啊，不過佢武功同澄觀啊相差實在太遠，連佢僧袍衫角亦碰唔到。
+
+82
+00:09:58,924 --> 00:10:11,644
+澄觀個嘴呢一味咁講，個心呢一味記住佢嘅招數，噉佢當場想唔出簡易嘅破法，就只有記明咗刀法招數，以後再嚟一招一招噉仔細參詳。
+
+83
+00:10:12,642 --> 00:10:16,186
+韋小寶行到綠衫女郎面前，讚佢話：
+
+84
+00:10:17,393 --> 00:10:25,754
+好似你咁美貌嘅小美人，普天下都只有你一個唧，嘖嘖嘖嘖，真係睇到我魂飛天外啊。
+
+85
+00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:29,994
+講完，喺佢塊面處輕輕噉摸咗一下。
+
+86
+00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:36,010
+嗰個女郎又驚又嬲，條氣一頂，當堂暈咗。
+
+87
+00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:41,038
+韋小寶嚇咗一驚，唔敢輕薄喇，佢企起身佢話：
+
+88
+00:10:41,781 --> 00:10:48,716
+澄觀師侄，你將呢一位女施主都點倒埋，請佢將各種招數慢慢講出嚟就免傷和氣啦。
+
+89
+00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:53,056
+澄觀話：噉唔係點好啩？
+
+90
+00:10:53,978 --> 00:11:00,342
+而家噉樣逳手逳腳，太過唔雅觀嘞，仲係請佢畀把口講，就斯文大方啲。
+
+91
+00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:05,376
+師叔講得啱，逳手逳腳唔係正行之道啊。
+
+92
+00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:13,032
+藍衫女郎知道只要呢個老和尚全力嚟打，自己係實在擋唔住一招半式嘅。
+
+93
+00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:19,871
+而家師妹被擒，自己如果亦畀佢捉埋，就冇人去報信求救㗎喇。
+
+94
+00:11:20,623 --> 00:11:22,562
+佢即刻向後便跳開佢話：
+
+95
+00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:28,399
+你如果傷我師妹一條頭髮，我就將你少林寺燒成瓦渣缸。
+
+96
+00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:31,104
+澄觀打個特嘞佢話：
+
+97
+00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,959
+我哋點敢打傷呢位女施主唧？
+
+98
+00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,523
+不過如果係佢自己甩咗一條頭髮，唔通你都要放火燒寺咯噃？
+
+99
+00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:44,716
+藍衫女郎跑咗幾步，捩轉頭鬧佢話：
+
+100
+00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,624
+老賊禿油嘴滑舌，小賊禿。
+
+101
+00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:55,696
+佢本來想講淫邪好色嘅，但係呢四個字不便出口，噉就𨂽一𨂽腳，飆入去樹林嘞。
+
+102
+00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:08,456
+韋小寶見綠衫女郎瞓喺地下，喺綠草如茵之上，直情好似翡翠座上嘅一尊白玉觀音噉樣，唉，睇到佢傻咗啊。
+
+103
+00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:14,420
+澄觀話：女施主，你師姐走咗嘞噃。
+
+104
+00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:21,074
+你都快啲走罷啦，千祈唔好甩條頭髮啊，唔係啊，你師姐就嚟燒我哋寺廟㗎喇。
+
+105
+00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:25,329
+韋小寶心諗：良機勿失啊。
+
+106
+00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:30,132
+呢個小美人既然落入我手，我點都唔肯放佢走㗎喇。
+
+107
+00:12:30,848 --> 00:12:42,414
+就合十話：我佛保佑，澄觀師侄，我佛要你光大少林武學，維護本派千幾年威名，你真係本派嘅第一大功臣喇。
+
+108
+00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:47,779
+澄觀奇怪喇：師叔點解會噉講呢？
+
+109
+00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:53,598
+我哋正喺度煩惱緊，都唔知兩位女施主仲有咩招數。
+
+110
+00:12:53,775 --> 00:13:00,346
+哈，好彩我佛可憐，派遣呢位女施主光臨本寺，等佢一一施展啊。
+
+111
+00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:04,916
+講完，彎腰將嗰個女郎抱起身佢話：返去啦。
+
+112
+00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:13,520
+澄觀愕然喇，只係覺得呢件事唔係點啱，但係邊度唔啱呢又講唔出。
+
+113
+00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:21,929
+過咗一陣佢話：師叔，我哋請呢位女施主入寺好似唔啱規矩噃。
+
+114
+00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:27,103
+咩唔啱規矩啊？佢入過少林寺未吖？入過啦嘛。
+
+115
+00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:32,504
+方丈同戒律院首座都話冇咩唔啱嘅，梗係啱規矩啦係唔係？
+
+116
+00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:40,072
+佢問一句，澄觀啊岌一下頭，只覺得佢每一句説話都係無可辯駁嘅。
+
+117
+00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:48,207
+睇住小師叔除咗件僧袍褸住嗰個女郎，抱住佢由側門入寺，咪只有跟住後便行嘞。
+
+118
+00:13:48,722 --> 00:13:52,083
+其實佢啊迷迷懵懵頭腦又亂糟糟。
+
+119
+00:13:53,279 --> 00:14:02,125
+韋小寶個心就兵兵嘣嘣亂咁跳，雖然呢個女郎從頭到腳，都畀僧袍罩住啊，啲多都冇打出嚟。
+
+120
+00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:09,419
+但係如果畀寺裏便嘅和尚見到，總係會思疑㗎：嘿，你攬住嚿乜嘢啊？
+
+121
+00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:16,981
+好在般若堂係喺寺後靜僻嘅地方，佢急急腳咁行，冇撞到其他嘅和尚。
+
+122
+00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:25,200
+入堂個時候，裏便執事僧見到師叔祖駕到，首座跟住佢後便，都恭恭敬敬企喺一便嘞。
+
+123
+00:14:26,842 --> 00:14:30,337
+入咗澄觀嘅禪房，嗰個女仔仲未醒。
+
+124
+00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:34,496
+韋小寶將佢放喺床上，成手都係冷汗。
+
+125
+00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:40,772
+噉兩隻手喺大髀旁邊一擦，唞咗個大氣笑住話：唉，得喇。
+
+126
+00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:48,138
+澄觀問佢：噉我哋請呢位，誒呢位女施主住喺呢處啊？
+
+127
+00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:51,883
+係啊，佢又唔係第一次喺本寺住。
+
+128
+00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:55,635
+以前佢整傷條頸，唔係喺東院住過咩？
+
+129
+00:14:56,586 --> 00:15:05,376
+係，不過，誒不過嗰一次係幫佢醫啊，性命攸關，不得不從權處置啫。
+
+130
+00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,441
+哦噉啊容易啫。
+
+131
+00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:10,960
+韋小寶喺靴筒裏便拔出匕首佢話：
+
+132
+00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:16,692
+我只要出力割佢一刀，等佢再有性命之憂又可以從權處置啦嘛。
+
+133
+00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:21,227
+講完行到佢身前便，作狀就要割落去咯喎。
+
+134
+00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:26,573
+澄觀連忙話：誒唔好啊唔好啊，噉，噉就不必咯。
+
+135
+00:15:27,422 --> 00:15:29,068
+好，我聽你話。
+
+136
+00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:38,372
+嗱除非你唔畀人知，等佢將各種招數演晒喇，我哋靜靜送翻佢出去，否則，我就唯有割傷佢喇。
+
+137
+00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:42,082
+係，係，我唔講，我唔講。
+
+138
+00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:46,273
+佢只覺得呢位小師叔做事啊實在奇怪。
+
+139
+00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:55,803
+不過諗住佢既然係晦字輩嘅尊長，見識一定比自己高超嘅，噉聽佢吩咐啊決冇差錯。
+
+140
+00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:06,223
+韋小寶話：呢個女施主脾氣剛硬，佢話一定要搶咗你嘅般若堂首座嚟做喎，我要好好地勸下佢至得。
+
+141
+00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:11,375
+佢一定要做，噉師侄讓畀佢做就係啦。
+
+142
+00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:19,936
+韋小寶打個特嘞，真係估唔到呢個老和尚性情咁淡薄，一啲想爭下嘅意思都冇嘅。
+
+143
+00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:27,667
+噉佢話：佢又唔係本寺嘅和尚，搶咗般若堂首座個位置啊，我哋少林寺仲有面嘅？
+
+144
+00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:32,182
+你如果有噉嘅心呢，就係對唔住少林派。
+
+145
+00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:34,154
+講完黑起塊面。
+
+146
+00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,695
+嘩，將澄觀嚇到一味話，係係係噉。
+
+147
+00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:44,636
+韋小寶板起塊面話：得喇，你出去先啦，你喺外便等住，我要勸下佢喇。
+
+148
+00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:50,040
+澄觀躬身應咗佢，就行出禪房順手閂埋道門。
+
+149
+00:16:51,860 --> 00:17:04,633
+韋小寶掀開冚住嗰個女郎頭上嘅僧袍，嗰個女郎正話想擘開口大嗌，突然見到一把寒光閃閃嘅匕首，指住自己個鼻，當堂唔敢叫嘞。
+
+150
+00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:14,050
+韋小寶笑嘻嘻噉話：姑娘仔，你只要乖乖地聽話，我唔會逳你一條頭髮嘅。
+
+151
+00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:18,767
+如果唔係啊，我只有割咗你嘅鼻哥放你出寺喇。
+
+152
+00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:25,346
+一個人少咗鼻哥，不過係聞唔到香氣同臭氣啫，亦冇咩大不了嘅係唔係？
+
+153
+00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:30,159
+嗰個女郎又驚又嬲，塊面啊一啲血色都冇。
+
+154
+00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,619
+韋小寶話：你聽唔聽話吖？
+
+155
+00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:38,676
+嗰個女郎嬲到極嘞低聲話：你快啲殺咗我啦。
+
+156
+00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:41,562
+韋小寶歎一啖氣佢話：
+
+157
+00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:46,528
+唉，你咁靚，我點捨得殺咗你吖？
+
+158
+00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:56,996
+不過放你走呢，從此我日夜都會想念你，實會為你生相思病而死嘅，嗯噉亦係有傷上天好生之德啊。
+
+159
+00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,512
+嗰個女郎塊面一紅，跟住又轉為蒼白嘞。
+
+160
+00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:06,235
+韋小寶話：法子呢就有一個。
+
+161
+00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:12,746
+就係我割咗你嘅鼻哥，噉你嘅相貌就唔係點靚喇，噉我呢，亦唔會生相思病喇。
+
+162
+00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:19,374
+嗰個女郎眯埋雙眼，兩粒淚珠喺長長嘅睫毛下便滲出嚟。
+
+163
+00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:24,733
+韋小寶個心一軟就安慰佢話：唔好喊唔好喊。
+
+164
+00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:29,875
+只要你乖乖地聽話，我寧可割咗自己嘅鼻哥都唔割你嘅鼻哥嘅。
+
+165
+00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,009
+你叫做咩嘢名啊？
+
+166
+00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:36,321
+嗰個女郎擰擰頭，眼淚更加流得多嘞。
+
+167
+00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:43,125
+哦，原來你嘅名叫做擰頭貓，不過呢個名唔係幾好聽噃。
+
+168
+00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:46,237
+嗰個女郎擘開雙眼，嗚噎住話：
+
+169
+00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:52,301
+邊個叫做擰頭貓唧？你先至係擰頭貓啊。
+
+170
+00:18:53,197 --> 00:19:00,341
+韋小寶聽佢肯回答，個心好歡喜，笑住話：嘿嘿，好，我係擰頭貓，噉你叫做咩嘢吖？
+
+171
+00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,028
+唔講。
+
+172
+00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:08,804
+你唔肯講，噉啊只有同你起個名喇，叫做，叫做啞貓啦。
+
+173
+00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:12,014
+亂噏一通，我又唔係啞嘅。
+
+174
+00:19:13,165 --> 00:19:20,962
+韋小寶坐喺一沓高高堆起嘅少林武學典籍上便��翹起隻腳輕輕噉搖下搖下。
+
+175
+00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:27,698
+見佢雖然係滿面怒容啊但係秀麗絕倫，動人心魄，噉笑住話：
+
+176
+00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:29,937
+噉你尊姓大名呢？
+
+177
+00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:33,084
+我話過唔講就係唔講㗎喇。
+
+178
+00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:39,034
+我有説話同你商量吖嘛，噉冇名冇姓，講起嚟幾論盡呢。
+
+179
+00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:43,217
+噉你既然唔肯講，我啊只有同你改個名喇。
+
+180
+00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:46,739
+誒改個咩嘢名好呢？
+
+181
+00:19:47,449 --> 00:19:49,070
+唔要，唔要唔要！
+
+182
+00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:53,759
+啊有喇，你叫做韋門擰氏。
+
+183
+00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,408
+咁古怪嘅我又唔係姓韋嘅。
+
+184
+00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:09,535
+韋小寶好正經噉話：皇天在上，后土在下，我呢一生一世，就算係上刀山，落油鑊，千刀萬剮，滿門抄斬；
+
+185
+00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:19,454
+大逆不道，十惡不赦，男盜女娼，絕子絕孫，天打雷劈，周身生滿一千零一個大毒瘡，我亦非娶你做老婆不可。
+
+186
+00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:31,492
+嗰個女郎聽佢一口氣發咗咁多毒誓，初時都唔知佢想點噃，聽到最後一句説話，不由得滿面通紅，呸佢一聲。
+
+187
+00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:39,166
+韋小寶話：我係姓韋㗎，因為你呢已經命中註定，總之係姓韋㗎喇。
+
+188
+00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:45,890
+我又唔知你姓乜嘢，你一味擰頭，所以就叫你做韋門擰氏喇。
+
+189
+00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:50,064
+嗰個女郎眯翻埋雙眼，好嬲噉話：
+
+190
+00:20:50,864 --> 00:20:55,482
+世間上真係冇你呢啲噉嘅和尚，淨係識得亂咁噏。
+
+191
+00:20:56,351 --> 00:21:03,440
+你係出家人，娶咩嘢，娶咩嘢，都唔怕菩薩罰你，死咗打落十八層地獄嘅。
+
+192
+00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:07,435
+韋小寶雙手合十，噗一聲跪低。
+
+193
+00:21:08,027 --> 00:21:17,826
+嗰個女郎聽到佢跪喺地下嘅聲音，好奇起上嚟，擘開隻眼，見到佢對住個窗口叩幾個頭，佢話：
+
+194
+00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:30,349
+我佛如來，阿彌陀佛，觀世音菩薩、文殊菩薩、普賢菩薩、玉皇大帝、四大金剛、閻王判官、無常小鬼，唔該大家一齊聽住啊。
+
+195
+00:21:30,976 --> 00:21:33,737
+我韋小寶非娶呢個姑娘為妻不可。
+
+196
+00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:41,208
+就算我死咗之後，打落十八層地獄，勾脷根，鋸頭殼，萬劫不得超生，我都唔緊要。
+
+197
+00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:47,611
+我在生就乜都唔理，死咗之後呢就乜都唔怕，呢個老婆總之我係娶梗㗎喇。
+
+198
+00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:58,960
+嗰個女郎見佢講得斬釘切鐵，一啲都唔似係輕輕浮浮開玩笑，反而怕起上嚟佢話：唔好講喇，唔好講喇。
+
+199
+00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:08,164
+哼，你殺咗我亦好，日日打我亦好，總之我嬲死你㗎喇，我，我決唔肯應承你嘅。
+
+200
+00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:18,760
+韋小寶企起身話：你應承又好，唔應承又好，總而言之，言而總之，我今後八十年呢，係跟住你㗎喇。
+
+201
+00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:24,390
+就算你變咗一百歲嘅伯爺婆，我如果娶唔到你呢，我仍然係死不瞑目。
+
+202
+00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:31,085
+嗰個女郎話：你噉樣侮辱我，總有一日，我要你死喺我手。
+
+203
+00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,258
+我要殺咗你先，然後自殺。
+
+204
+00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:40,531
+韋小寶話：你殺我係可以嘅，不過噉就係謀殺親夫咯噃。
+
+205
+00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:46,360
+我如果做唔成你老公呢，唔會就噉就死嘅。
+
+206
+00:22:47,603 --> 00:22:53,634
+嗰個女郎見佢咬牙切齒，額頭都起晒青筋，個心怕起嚟又眯埋雙眼。
+
+207
+00:22:55,222 --> 00:23:06,285
+韋小寶向佢行近幾步，只覺得全身都軟晒手揗腳震，呢個時候，只係想向佢跪低，𠼮佢。
+
+208
+00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:17,530
+再行一步，喺喉嚨低低噉叫咗聲，哎呀，好似受傷嘅野獸叫噉，噉突然之間，又想不如捻死佢算喇噉。
+
+209
+00:23:18,712 --> 00:23:26,976
+嗰個女郎聽到怪聲，即刻擘翻開雙眼，見到佢眼神咁古怪嘅就尖聲叫起嚟。
+
+210
+00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,242
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。